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  • Using camcorders for Lets Playing is scary

  • These guys are like the Mystery Science Theater 3000 of Let's Players.

  • @Presidentjh That's kind of the idea.

  • So if you two doesn't like other lets plays, then do it better yourself. Amnesia is seriously unsettling to play and not all people handle the sense of danger that well. Just hacking on the poor fellow just cause he got scared is quite the dick move in my opinion. Another thing, these people who do lets plays, do it for free to entertain other people and you guys are upset at that? How much of an asshole can you be? Sheesh...

  • @slask25 I don't think you understand what the point of this is.

    They HAVE Let's Played before. Hell, one of the basically invented it. They also did it better. that's why they do this, because they have seen it done better, have done it better themselves, and they tear into it because people find it funny.

  • @Arrowdodger Oh, I do get the point of this. They get their jollies being a dick online. A lot of people do as a visit to any online chat system should prove quite simply. The statement they invented lets plays is quite the stretch. Yeah, this one dude was the first to upload a video of himself playing some shitty game while commenting above it but it's not like that was anything new. It existed in textform before he did it so who cares. I don't find it funny though, just despicable

  • @slask25 shame you don't dig it. that said, tens of thousands of views means your patronage won't likely be missed. seeya around.

  • @Arrowdodger Also I've watched a few of their lets plays. I don't find them any better than most lets plays here on youtube and a far bit worse than the good ones. It's easy to hack into other people putting their stuff online and having the guts to pour their soul into it and I suspect it's somewhat heartbreaking to listen to these two trolls commenting over your video. It's like people commenting that any random video here on youtube sucks and is worse that shit or similar.

  • @slask25 quite a few people take the joke well. It's really not something most of them take seriously.

    BillyMC, ElectricalBeast, etc, just laugh it off, and get many more views than they'd ever get on their own.

  • @slask25 Their LPs not good, you say? I don't mean to offend, but are you sure you mean that or are you just saying that to antagonize Slowbeef and Diabetus? Because their LPs are actually top quality. Not to mention, Slowbeef, y'know, invented LP and Diabetus can beat Battletoads. I'm just sayin', bro, not trying to spark conflict or anything.

  • @slask25 They're upset because they're the ones who invented the entire thing. And now they're seeing people be really bad at it. Their riffing also ends up being constructive criticism as they point out what went wrong in the videos. I'm sure they wouldn't mind seeing the people they riffed improve their video/commentary quality.

    As for the game... HE SCREAMS LIKE A FREAKING HOWLER MONKEY. It's not that freaking scary, he's obviously intentionally overreacting.

  • @gamemaster0422 They think other people are bad at it. Let me say that again. THEY think so, not all the other people who watch those lets players they rip on. And again, to say he invented lets plays is quite the stretch. He was the first to upload a video commenting on some shitty game he played but this thing existed in text form before him. And yes, their lets plays are mediocre. Their quality is dime a dozen and nothing compared to the really good ones here on youtube.

  • @slask25 Text LPs do not count. Those things are freaking fake as hell, in my opinion. And the quality is a 'dime a dozen'? I think they'd take it as a compliment, that people are taking their example. I'm saying this as someone who has not really seen their videos so I can't exactly say my opinion on their LPs. At the same time though... these guys set a somewhat high standard and, while I"m sure they love that people make some quality stuff on here... there's still bad LPs here.

  • @slask25 of course its good when lets players on youtube improve on what slowbeef has started. but seeing as many lets players fail miserably at that and make it seem even worse just feels like a kick in the nuts towards him.

    how would you feel if you started a trend and people vilified it without even putting effort into it?

  • stan_laurel_plays_amnesia.wmv

  • I can see someone making a small startle scream from this game, o.O but that's ridicules. And I've watched someone who was to scared to even play the game by himself.

    But it was hilarious. XD

  • Jesus, I have played amnesia, but I've never screamed or anything. It scared the fuck out of me, but God, this guy is a master pussy or something

  • oh god can someone get me this dude's youtube name? pretty please.

  • @LaMereACaniche His YT is Jenomorph. Here is the video watch?v=uIRo0iT0qNw

  • Where does this guy live? I wanna send jinglecats so that he'll shit his pants,this was crazy.

  • i wanna sub to the guy... >->

  • Of course he's fucking faking it. Pretending to be "OMGWTFIMSOUNBELIEVEABLYSCARED­" earns hundreds-of-thousands of views. Especially when the video is uploaded soon after a games release, and there's a lot of hype about it being scary.

    It's just like pretending to get uncontrollably angry at "hard" platformers earns thousands of views. They're all fake too.

  • I did my research, and from what I can gather the kid's parent's were behind him when he was doing the let's play. Whenever he dies or screws up, his parents would repeatedly belt him, hence the terrified screams.

  • You have no idea how much I feel like uninstalling this game right now.

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  • Well, SOME of us Americans rather enjoy listening to British men scream like children and I just now realized how wrong that sounds

    Again you leave me torn because I liked the original video along with this retsupurae, and it feels really unnatural.

  • @baconlabs I can't determine if you're either a sadist with a race-related superiority complex or just young and naive, with a penchant for sophomoric humour.

  • Ok these guys are idiots because this game really is scary (of course you need to play it not watch videos to find it scary) but i couldnt avoid laughing at the guy playing the game screaming loool. He sounded like he was getting killed IRL lool.

  • "No constitution what so ever?"

    Well he is British !!!

    DO HO HO

  • @9iSgOdLuLuLuL The UK does have a constitution.

  • This, ladies and gentlemen, is why Scotland wants to become independent.

  • That was ridiculously bad... Seriously, the game is scary, but you guys were either trying way too hard or just suck at life.A great example of a real man playing Amnesia would be Criken2.

  • @firmlygraspi1 They were making fun of the british dude, they just took the video and commented over it.

  • @firmlygraspi1 that's not a really fair comparison

    you don't get much more manly than Criken2

  • I'm pretty sure this Let's Play was done as a joke in the first place.

  • Correct. Right.

  • Huh. At 6:40 or so, I thought I could hear Homsar.

  • Wow. This jackass was actually blubbering like a little baby at one point. It sounded like he was actually crying. If it's actually staged, i give him credit for being a great actor. He truly made me believe he is a pussy.

  • Just to clarify, don't judge English people based on this guy, he does not represent us, let's be honest, there are douche bags like this in every country. To prove a point, i have never played a game and reacted in any way like this, and i've played dead space, and many games like this.

  • I just subbed you guys, but I dont really get why you dont think this is incredibly hilarious and real. Its a scary game! I know people who get so scared of shit they wont even see movies with action in them.

  • @BaxterX7 Yeah but there is being scared and going over the fucking top.

  • @BaxterX7 Yes, but in a couple of years, they will be old enough to drive, and will have grown out of that.

  • Zoinks! Scoob, this guy needs our Scooby snacks more than we do.

  • play some of the custom maps youll shit yourself

  • "nothing is that scary."

    true he took it a bit overboard....but this is amnesia and it way scarier to play it then to look at it lol

  • @WillisDCade

    I tried playing Amnesia. 5 seconds before the creature first appeared a bright and rather cheerful message popped up warning me that it was about to appear, and advised me on what to do.

    While the rest of the game I played had some tense moments and creepy bits I seriously doubt any human being could actually find it scary enough to scream or pause the game out of fear.

  • @TurpentineTimes Your first wrong step, playing it with hints on.

  • @matsaballmonday

    Yeaaah but in my defense it's dumb they were on be default >_>

  • @TurpentineTimes That is a valid point. I'm a hint Nazi so I always try to turn them off.

  • @TurpentineTimes Well, PewDiePie gets scared of Amnesia and freaks out, but not as much as this baby.

  • @TurpentineTimes maybe if you're alone in the dark and have loud headphones I can imagine loud sudden noises startling someone. Or one of those times where you lose track of where you are and walk not knowing where you are and then come around the corner to see those monsters, I would at least yelp in surprise.

  • I want a Carebear to lp this.

  • Brit here: The screaming was literally more scary than the game, and that's saying something.

  • I... I sat through that Majora's Mask video, "You Will Not Make it Through This Video", and I did so without a hitch, but this... I could not make it passed 3:15... This guy... just... wow... Slowbeef, Diabetus, you are the troopers of terrible Let's Plays!

  • He doesn't give the English a bad name, he gives HUMANITY a bad name. (I strongly hope that no aliens watch this guy and decide to make us their bitches because they think we're all pussies like him)

  • If you think there aren't cool let's-players then you should see bananapielord.

  • i like fisting my nipples when i fuck a goat in the toe holes, my sokrum has water in it when I fuck fireworks this is my reaction.

  • I don't even which one is more annoying,the guy LPing the game or the guy commenting on the LP.

  • Seems he's channeling Christ Tucker from the fifth element.

  • a video commentating a video commentating a video game

  • I get that Amnesia is scary but dear God that was just embarrassing!

  • "Here we gooooooooooo!"

    Sounds like a Hiimdaisy dub...

  • OMG OMG A VIDEO OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • I'm surprised you guys sat through all this.

  • yea im from the uk and this guy makes me want to punch him in the face alot i want to say sorry for that woman :(

  • I'm glad that "meet the Heavy" is in the related video's, because he'd know how to deal with this.

  • MLP if for fucking cuckold morons 

  • @TheSpeediercat got a problem with it?

  • Explosions*

  • @Gundamluverx woah woah, that's a little too strong for this guy. Start with something less manly, like Sylvester Stallone or explosns.

  • My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is more manly than this guy!

  • @Gundamluverx MLP is the manliest show ever

  • The whole point is that its funny! I mean it's not scary or anything but I guess you're meant to immerse yourself and play along in order to feel like you're going to die. Or maybe they're just a bunch of nerds.

  • @GiefGoldPlx Ok, actually I've never seen this before. I've seen other LPs where people get really startled but are also laughing like crazy. Those people are alright.

  • oh shit i was in a skype call with this guy 3 days ago and he was the calmest person there

  • I'm British, but stupid LPers like this make me feel ashamed to be British.

  • If this is not staged, the Manga Minx has more balls than him xD

  • Wow, this guy is the king of pussies isn't he? To be fair it's a scary game (not just jump-scares) but to cry for minutes over one chase is a bit much. (It's a monster in a video game, not a missile-launching bear in real life)

  • can someone send me a link to the real video? hahaha

  • @WhatTheFeatherTV Type into Youtube 'Hey Jay Let's Play amnesia', that should work.

  • The "shrill British lad" in the description made me scared that they were RPing 666theheartless666. Glad they weren't, cause heartless is one of the best lpers ever :3

    *shameless plug go!*

  • @JessicaTheShark So what you're saying is that this guy caused 9/11? I KNEW IT!

  • @JessicaTheShark annnddd you just missed the point og retsupurea.

  • I always fucking lose it when beetus says the screaming is his reaction to all the Meat Boy LPs.

  • OH MY GOD A TERRIBLE LP RUN

  • We're not all like this, Don't you worry! XP

  • It's like a shit Spike and Barley video

  • I think he got all his views from tv tropes. I put a video on tv tropes and it has over 100 views with 70 or so being from tv tropes.

  • It is kinda ironic how the way Jeno is entertaining his skype friends by embarrassing himself with his imprudent reactions.

  • If you want a scary gaming experience play Penumbra. In my opinion it is scarier than Amnesia. I think the same people made it.

    The monsters are similar to Amnesia but you have to actively "face" them more... As in there's this part in the computer room where the monster breaks out right in front of you and chases you. It's unavoidable, and you have to let it follow you into a room and then run out of the room and lock it in. And this part where you get locked in a room with one.

  • @SpyWhoLovedHimself I remember in the first game where huge spiders were chasing and you had to set up traps and use boulders to block paths

  • A "Best Of" video that goes on for about 7 minutes... which includes the PAUSE SCREEN for about half a minute.

    about 1/20 of the video was THE PAUSE SCREEN.

  • JENO!!!!

  • i thought the guy screaming was hilarious, but i like toby turner's play through of this so go figure

  • I want to see this guy play Arise. After the first "jump scare", he'd just scream for ten nonstop minutes.

  • Amnesia's a great horror game but the Let's Player is making it look like a joke.

  • i fuckin hate it when cunts like this guy give english people bad names. it's embarassing... slowbeef and diabetus, thank you so much for retsupuraeing this douchebag!

  • its like Rupert Grint got into a transporter accident with Chris Tucker and this was the result. "Enterprise. What we got back didn't live long. We made sure of that".

  • I am possibly the wimpiest person on earth, and -I'm- laughing at this idiot. I haven't played Amnesia, but I have seen a couple (good) LP's of it and can imagine myself wimpering a lot but not flat out "OHMYGODIT'SGONNAKILLMEBAAWWWW­WWWWWWWW!!!"

  • you this is bad wtach the funny amnesia funny player it rape your ears to death

  • the guy talks to fucking much "i wish wish i wish" STFU

  • Reminds me when I was playing this at my friend's house and my friend was screaming whenever there was so much as a noise when he wasn't even the one playing it.

  • I will say this though: watching an LP of this is nothing like really playing it in the dark alone with your speakers cranked up. You really have to immerse yourself to get really scared.

    Which actually makes this guy's reaction even sillier because he's on skype with friends.

  • @objectionablechione The game isn't scary.

  • I found Amnesia to be pretty fucking scary, and even I didn't scream like that. I think there was one time where I flat out screamed (and it was out of surprise at a monster spawn. More of a knee-jerk shock reaction than actual fear). Most of it was just me whimpering pathetically and saying "Oh fuck I don't want to do this" over and over.

    TL;DR This is probably the scariest, most atmospheric game I've ever played and I still think he's overreacting.

  • Dude, I'm a complete wuss who gets paranoid when he is alone in the house and I don't get that scared over Amnesia. I've freaking played Silent Hill 4 and seen several videos of the other ones as well as Fatal frame. Do that, it toughens you up, makes you into a man. Call me when you do. Thanks retsupurae for showing me this.

  • Normal commentary:

    "GASP!"

    -tense silence-

    "I have to (insert gruesome, horrifying thing here) to continue? Shit..."

    "What is that? What IS that?!"

    Staged commentary:

    "AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!! MOMMY!!"

  • Normal, unstaged commentary from those who LPed Amnesia:

    "GASP!"

    -tense silence-

    "I have to (insert gruesome, horrifying thing here) to continue? Shit..."

    "What is that? What IS that?!"

    Staged commentary:

    "AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!! MOMMY!!"

  • "I wish Steam would come out of the computer and burn his face."

    I see what you did there.

  • This left me lost for words, i've never seen an Amnesia LP were the LPer reacts as ridiculously as this

    I'd hate to be stuck in the cinema watching paranormal activity with him in there

  • The guy in this video's name is Jenomorph

  • @24Jjssonicfan24 If you'd actually paid attention, you'd know that what he SAID was that there's no way a computer game could ever be scary enough to justify reactions like this guy's. Seriously, if you spend ten minutes squealing at the top of your lungs because a zombie-like thing jumped out at you in a computer game, you have to be clinically nonfunctional.

  • @DorianCairne So you never played the game either, eh?

    I know many, many people who have screamed like this.

  • @24Jjssonicfan24

    You know many, many tools.

  • @24Jjssonicfan24 That hardly makes it any less pathetic. This guy reacted like this because a zombie-like thing ran after him for a while in a dark room in a first-person horror. Creepy? Yes, very. Worth squealing like you're watching your entire family getting disembowled in front of you? Uh, no.

  • "If this wasn't staged, oh my god that's shameful" I would have to agree with that really :P

    I think that guy must be afraid to leave his own room :P

  • Wow, these guys really are idiots!

  • OK... it looks really scary, but still...

  • the least you could do is actually link to the video you're ripping :/

  • @ColbyWolf I think they don't because the amount of people who would go on the video and flame the guy would be fucking ridiculous.

  • I will admit he WAS overreacting like fucking crazy, but that was still pretty funny! XD

  • The lad playing this game seems a little posh, and the posher English families have a lot of in breeding in their family tree, so that could explain it.

  • What a little bitch....

  • That Wendy joke was funny shit!

  • 'So this is Bowser's Evil Test...'

  • Oh no a scary monster... TELEPORT!

    Oh shit it didn't work! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • Nope, not all British people are like that :3

  • That pizza rolls guy? Does he mean the red letter media guy?

  • @Sammo212 no, it's this video on their viddler account. I cant post a link because youtube is an asshole but the name of it is called "Ultimate Challenge."

  • @Sammo212

    Hahaha, nice, but no. It was a fat fuck that ate a bunch of pizza rolls on camera and challenged them to be as fat and disgusting as him. He is still the undisputed champion.

  • @Sammo212 There was some guy (that I'm desperately trying not to remember) who made a video of himself, eating something like a dozen boxes of pizza rolls, in one sitting. He claimed it was an internet dare and vomited, in his mouth.

    Mr. Plinkett, of Red Letter Media, however, is immune to shame. Email me, or comment on my webplace, if you wanna pishhha roll. I'll shend it in an envelopes, and... oh, never mind, my dead wife kept all our stamps in her purse.

  • @Sammo212 No, you're thinking of "BigMastadon". I don't think Mr. Plinkett would make a 4 min video of him eating pizza rolls.

  • What I hate about horror games is that people go into them and decide to be scared of them. As if they set goals like "I will wet myself 5 times in this game."

  • How the fuck can a video game scare someone this much?

  • @PrickRolled A good set of head phones? Being forced to play at gun point? Losing the game means you get sent into the 8th dimension where you hear this guy scream for all eternity? Who knows.

  • tags are hilarious

  • @piggemz

    You must be new to this channel.

  • @AssailantLF correct, ill watch more of their stuff but their pattern of condescendance is becoming less interesting

  • @piggemz The whole point is that they make fun of bad let's plays. There's no point in commentating over a video that's already good.

  • @piggemz The guy is clearly faking. Either that, or like Dorian said, he is completely unable to distinguish fantasy from reality. Either way, mocking him for it is perfectly acceptable. BTW, hearing someone over-the-top freak out in a game, obviously faking and hamming it up, is not entertaining.

  • @GeneralBolas ok when did i say that is entertaining? thank you for telling me its not though i never would have guessed.

  • I can't believe he was only in storage and was out of lamp oil.

  • No, not all people from the uk are like this

  • All i heard was: AAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAA HFDERFGHGVFTGHJKMNBHRTYXZTREWT­ZHXKLKNBZGXTZYH AAAAAAAAAAAAAYUKJKHJKNPLOPLPLP­LPLPLLLKNBGFDERTSWERTGBNMNBVCJ­EWEDFGUKNPOIYTGJMNGYUIAAAAAaaa­h.

  • Beware of Mr. Struts...except when you don't even run into anything...but the door...

  • I'm playing Amnesia and it is not scary, to me its more nervewracking because you can't kill the monsters. Also the fact that you can't save without exiting is stupid, I love saving.

  • Jeno!

  • I love how everyone hypes up amnesia as being "SO SCARY" when it is, quite simply not. It's creepy, sure, but I was never like "Holy shit what the fuck man". Doom 3 is scarier than this... and that's not meant to be a complement. Well, it kinda is, but I know most people HAET Doom 3 with a passion, so I'm not gonna go there. Maybe British people are just easily scared. Sterotypes, HO!

  • I CAN'T SEE SHIT.

  • You've gotta love that in the background you can hear his own friends laughing at him.

  • @Thomal9 What friends? -.-

  • Man, I totally freaked out a lot while watching this on youtube, but this is a bit much.

  • how come there's only 2 top comments goddangit

  • So who's playing this game? I want to know...

  • @TheKnightwing1197 Jenomorph.

  • its like hes like hes in the game XD

  • lol this made me lol my ass off. retsupurae gets every1 im subbed to ha

  • @Dencyftw Why do you look up a site called "The Let's Play Archive", Search for Slowbeef or Diabetus, and then we'll see if you still think they don't have the right to do this just because you never seen a LP from them on YT.

  • @Bigbattle22 ahh the smell of fanboys in the morning, im not going on another site just to see these assholes doing something else, im not saying that they dont LP, im saying that there insulting someone getting scared shitless from one of the scariest games ever, i didnt go on the site but im fairly sure neither of these dicks have played either this or nightmare house 2

  • @Dencyftw Ah... I see.

    Let me counter by saying that A) I'm 99% sure that this LPer was overacting in that video, And B) I do think they have played some horror games before, they just chose not to LP them.

  • @Bigbattle22 maybe a little overreacting yes, but if you havent played amnesia, its a game that makes grown men cry, check other videos of this game, everyone is screaming, crying, shouting, and pausing and saying "what do i do?!"

  • @Dencyftw I have seen a stream of someone playing this game, and while I will agree the game does its job well if someone doesn't know what they're doing, I still think that it doesn't require this LPer acting like he's scared of his own shadow.

    And I will admit, my first comment on you was a little fanboyish.

  • @Bigbattle22 LPers that have played the game, yes its fucking gay, but people who havent seen ANYTHING but the steam photos and video trailer on the game, they are scared of a noise in the game from the distance

  • @Dencyftw "A little overreacting"? Are you serious? This could be the most brilliant and scariest computer game ever made, but IT'S STILL A FUCKING COMPUTER GAME. Reacting to a sufficiently scary computer game scene with a jump or a gasp is perfectly normal; reacting to it by spending ten minutes squealing like your body is being torn apart by rabid wolves (as this guy does) means you're completely unable to distinguish fiction from reality.

  • @DorianCairne He could have good imagination?