The Door Test

[Loyalty1269]

the greatest test of all time. and the greatest movie of all time

[ReeReeBennett]

but the thing is, 'as a girl' we would feel like we shouldnt be touching a mans car when we 1st see him, out of respect. after the 3rd date then yeah ;)

[CNLKproductions]

This applies to any door, especially if you're carrying groceries, luggage etc.

[karitakon]

Even with automatic locks this is STILL TRUE!



[tbonesfa]

I've seen this. When I first started dating this girl, I was driving this rinky little pick-up truck, no power windows, no power doors, no anything, just the engine, AC, and radio. So I had all the doors locked. When we were leaving her house to go on a date, I unlocked her door first, and immediately before I started making my way around, she reached over and unlocked my door for me, and it reminded me immediately of that scene.

We've been together for 6 years, one of those years married.

[sincere2da]

SMH I use to be married to one. Too bad my cars were automatic

[90Tim]

Amen!

[dreamangels06]

omg I realized I never did that...unlocked the door, I mean!!! I mean he had a key!!!!! Does that mean I'm selfish??? Well, fuck.....lol

[matty2timer]

@dreamangels06 lol then your guy has only seen the tip of the ice berg dam hes unlucky lol jk i wouldnt trust you though hahahaa

[cheeco8]

selfish broads are the worst

[mrtundra45]

it only works on cars pre-1980 lol

i prefer the mario test....lol

[jmwingo2917]

@mrtundra45 haha ewww, and a girl car reach over and physically open his door instead of just unlocking it. thats what i do :)

[mrtundra45]

@jmwingo2917 ok ... but the mario test sounds more fun. ;)

[jmwingo2917]

@mrtundra45 nahhhh!!! If you have to force a girl to get some action, then you gotta work on your own skills cuz that's just gross

[mrtundra45]

@jmwingo2917 i never have to use force.... i just work my magic ;0

[jmwingo2917]

@mrtundra45 hahaha sure sureeee...

[mrtundra45]

@jmwingo2917 haha nah im a nice guy really ;)

[regulargonzalez]

@mrtundra45 me too (magic is my word for roofies)

[qbrikc]

what if she kicks the window?

[jaredknightcom]

LOLOLOL Yep !

[letsblowuptheMOON]

My car doors have automatic locks...so instead of unlocking my door...she opens it.

[GookChan]

3 people failed the door test.

[ballrub]

to bad they have automatic locks now a days.this test is true.....saved me from psycho lazy cunts back in the day.

[AquariusSagittarius]

I too would fail this test

[KHAN1350]

I love this movie!

[Morthagg]

I'd totally fail this test. We haven't had a car with those little inside lock-buttons in years.

[HASSDICH62]

my door test fails all the time

well fuck it i just wanna fuck hahahaha

[brunn2010]

it works both ways but this is the best way i ever heard of how a relationship should be yea sonny

[jsbruzina]

I last did the door test in about 1994 with keyless entry. I unlocked her door manually with the key. She leaned over and hit the driver's side button and unlocked it. She knew she was being tested because she was laughing when I got in ........

[JeezaLou]

selfish broad hahaha

[soloinpomona]

Door test is true. I had two girlfriends who did it, and they were the most loyal and willing to do things for me. Don't use the automatic locks fellas, try it and you'll see.

[forexistentialistics]

@soloinpomona girl are smart nowadays too! dont be naive

[soloinpomona]

@forexistentialistics You totally missed the point. Smarts has nothing to do with the door test. Pay attention to the last line in this clip. Bits of behavior by your significant other can tell you a whole lot.

[forexistentialistics]

@soloinpomona Thats whats causes disturbance... you should never judge by small things like that... girls are VERY clever nowadays.. in fact, there is principle in economics that says one should always assume that people are rational

[soloinpomona]

@forexistentialistics Disturbance? Are you saying girls weren't clever before? If so, you know not of history. You take a simple rational statement, and find offense in it. And since men are using this test primarily, that causes anger to surface via your feminism. This is just a movie flick line that can carry empirical data should it be studied as such. Try to relax honey. Intellectuals are not historically know for wisdom.

[xTheDeathSaintx]

@soloinpomona LOOK this is for both of you. the reality of the fact is "humans" are stupid. the simpler things are the more liley it is to work. here an example that marketers use.

add 2 +2 in your head......... now add 199 plus 199 in your head.......if you had to think about that ur stupid,and most people are stupid.

[soloinpomona]

@xTheDeathSaintx How scientific of you. Answer this brilliant person. What mathematical “instrument” is capable of having a divergence sum in area and yet have a converging sum in volume?

[xTheDeathSaintx]

@soloinpomona hey "genius" at what point did i ever say i was "smart" i didnt say i was any better im just saying no ones as smart as they really think they are

[soloinpomona]

@xTheDeathSaintx My bad. 

[UmadLoL]

@soloinpomona Your mother.

[soloinpomona]

@UmadLoL Nope your lesbo daughter or gay girlfriend. Either one gives good head.

[shiroisan87]

I'm trying this on my date i have. count on it!

[bwill485]

turn on the closed captions, transcribed audio, and read what google thinks he's saying, its hilarious!!!

[wazza3153]

@bwill485

Thanks mate, that was brilliant. I was almost crying.

[8320884]

i tried this once i kicked my girl the next day outta my house.

[keithelvis]

this works. i did it on the 2nd date (she failed it the 1st time but she was hot and I liked her company) and she did it again BUT well.. she made up for it BUT yea honestly this test says alot and failed it like 4 times COME ON PRINCESS.. take a hike

[AlexandrAlways]

this shit cant work anymore. sucks ass!

[6filthy66]

now a days you can't give no chick the door test cause of the remote.

[TheNewEmphinix]

The door test works better than the Mario Test.

[pieceofmind89]

i tried it :D ahha

[marcio3000]

you dumped her then?

[pieceofmind89]

@marcio3000 hah no haha

[mattboehler]

Good advice.

[Drex326]

hey if you watch this movie closely,,you can see that girl,,unlock the door for her brother in the movie,,just the way she does it for him later,,the scene where she confronts him,,to see if he had anything to do with the beating up his brother,,,have a look

[magiccatalyst]

wow. great advice from Johnny Sack.

[ThePharcydePhreak]

Cah-lassic scene

[regulargonzalez]

I have automatic locks on my car, so it unlocked both sides. She leaned over and locked my door :(

[Dirtymoney8]

Wow my dude, the same shit happened to me.. Dumb bitch! :)

[MrJE6229]

thats called the dumb-ass test

[ARXHMalakas]

there's more to it , consider this is the first date and every ounce of yr brainpower is on that girl and that should be vise versa

[jewfishie2]

@regulargonzalez thats because you were trying to break in the car to rape her...

[slvrmsngr]

@regulargonzalez lol hahahhahaha

[lirahlaine]

@regulargonzalez hahahahahahahahahahahaha! gonna subscribe just for that,genius!!!

[forexistentialistics]

@regulargonzalez hard to be boldheaded in this country, right??

[logik316]

@regulargonzalez

Was the girl Polish?

[regulargonzalez]

@logik316 Armenian, actually. Yeah I dunno either.

[du2de11]

whhat if she doesn't notice it? cant say someone's a bad person if they dont realize its locked

[Modi2020]

No it doesnt but I guess he meant it in a broad manner. This test + similar tests can assure you who is selfish and who is not.

[Izakokomarixyz]

what if the girl watched this movie lol

[RebornMotherfunker]

Best fucking test for a girl. I saw this movie and it fucking rocks my socks!

[djl5555]

LOL. I actually do this. I have never dumped someone just because of it, but I keepit in mind if they fail or pass. I purposely don't carry the remote to my truck for this reason and only carry the key.

[55819320]

mm k buena prueba lastima k tengo seguros automaticos i de otra forma no se abren por adentro m hubiera gustado vivir en esa epoca one of my fav movies

[Midnightrambler3760]

My bitch locked my door and stole my car.

[GeekyRandy]

What if the guy walks around the front of the car after letting her in, as oppose to the back of the car? Is the test less valid? I just don't see why looking through the rear window is critical... or going around the back.

[HisDivineShadow245]

If the chick can see you watching her, she might lift up that button just cos she knows you are watching. That's why you go around the back.

[GeekyRandy]

Why do you look through the back window? Wouldn't you know whether she reached over and unlocked your door when you opened your door?

[itemnotwo]

Yes you will see her lean over, it works i do it all the time to test, its true! Best advice ever. Ha ha good luck!

[MzLaLaLove]

I unlock EVERYONE'S DOORS,whether it's auto-lock or not..LOL

[mlw804]

why the fuck is the sound so low

[Destrucktive]

my girl passed the test, with flying colors

ps: i dont have auto-lock x)

[miguelyaez]

Wow, realmente yo lo he puesto a prueba, es verdad, la chica que lo quiere a uno hará ese esfuerzo de abrirnos la puerta. it's true !

[slvrmsngr]

I love this.

[Shooter1001]

...used the door test back in Brooklyn in the late 50's. never failed!

[Oneartfuldodger]

I'm a woman and I've always have unlocked the door, but now they have the unlocking on the key chain... Beep Beep So they have to come up with a new test.

[ColombianEskimo]

hahaha

[jerseyboy6123]

Yo me my boy been doing the Door test since we watched this movie.For years on girls.I love this movie Classic!!!Coffee Cakes no good Stickem in the bathroom.lmao

[xpez]

All I have to say, is you can educate a girl if she is worth the effort.

It takes some training, but it can be done.

[roscoepcoltrane1985]

I gotta try this one day to see if it works. It's seems like a classic test to see if u gonna spend the rest of your life with thta woman

[TheNewEmphinix]

I envy my older brother, he already had his three great ones. My other brother had his great one and they eventually married.

I only tried the Mario test, but it didn't work out. So, by the time I get a new car, I'll try the door test.

[sunburnedlifeguard]

This test is awsome. Only one girl has passed it and she was a keeper, the rest were totally self centered

[TheSquareCircle]

haha power locks made this test outdated

[j0n082]

haahhah true true.. It untestable nowadays

[madwithhats]

I did this test and she wasn't shit even after I kept her. She always unlocked the door. Never changed the fact that she was still a selfish bitch.

[xpez]

HAHAHA...she knew about this test.

[madwithhats]

PRECISELY what I was getting at. lol

[unrooolie]

just today It worked for me even with power locks the girl opened the door for me when i walked around the back i was flored, even with power locks!!!! she is a keeper. I love this movie

[DGIproductions]

Excellent post, I recommend highly.......

[terminator734]

lol i tried this a couple of times i had to say that my alarm is fucked up so i have to open the door by key but all the girls i tried it on failed they are all selfish bitches fuck em and dump em

[hellobob57]

omg I have to try this! I know my gf would fail this in a second. I'm wasting my time with her. . .

[BIGsteve51187]

i was on a date on thursday and i opened the door for her and let her in. i walked behind the car and when i went to the door, i realized she unlocked it for me. it was hilarious!! i almost died laughin cause i remember this scene. damn i guess the girl im tryin to get with is a keeper lmao

[donderdrol]

It works mate, great test. Sonny is right, he always is.

[oldlaffytaffy]

Man..... I have walked around that rear of the car in total dissapointment before. My ex and another girl are the only ones that passed. In both cases it was me who couldn't measure up to them. This video is 'the rule'

[riskital1]

We need a new test because of the power door locks. Anyone got any suggestions?

[omarimack5]

Lock the doors of the car before closing the door for her, then look through the back and see if she unlocks your door. A friend of mine actually passed this test and I have power locks.

[inclinepress]

i've tried this...it works.

[yungitalian15]

This shit works not even joking!

[colhunt76]

Good concept...but in the era of power door locks and keyless remotes, a bit difficult to pull off.

Then again, if you've got a car like mine - built in 1974 - not such a stretch.

[janschild]

I thought unlocking the door (or holding the door open)for someone was common courtesy. Evidently it's not so common; I agree with Sonny; can be applied to the fellas, too.

[logansGT]

I knew my date wasn't my soulmate when I did the door test and forgot to lock the doors first.

After I opened the door for her and she got in, I went around to the other side of the car and I found that she LOCKED my side !!

[Ambassador72]

So true man... So true.

[kickdoeent]

9 out of 10 bitches fail "the door test" the

bitch that passed the test either saw "a Bronx tale" or was warned by somebody who saw "a Bronx tale" it's a test of consideration.

[scancool]

this is so good after I seen this movie, I had did the door test to everysingle girl I dated, and 20 out of 1 only pass, so many selfish broads out there,

[theice404]

I loved the movie it was great in my opion.

[HipHopJun]

This test is the truth, my ex failed the test, but like an idiot, i didnt "dump'eh" and the relationship crashed and burned months after that.

[jarhat]

so good. this is sooooo true its not even funny. absolute classic!

[alego86]

Would it be the same if she reaches over and opens the door for me instead of lifting the lock button?

[rynosmash1999]

Yes

[anewfoundthrice]

even better

[aequitas18]

i love this movie, but how can we do the door test with automatic locks on our cars these days? lol

[pato57]

get a vintage car

[iamcarlit0s]

she reaches over and opens the door for you even if its only a lil.

it happened to me today :]

haha.

the door test is thee shit!

[nmr20067]

Pay attention to what this man just spit some real game for ya'll.

[DMarley16]

I love this movie! It changed my life! After I saw this, I never forgot to lift that button! lol.

[BisonAP]

Definitely one of the greatest movies ever made, I never get tired of watching it, and it has been one of the hardest movies to find in a video store for purchase, it flies off the shelves to this day here. As for the "door test", I endorse it all the way, matter of fact, the woman that I eventually wound up marrying passed the "door test", had she not, I would have taken Sonny's advice.

First time I advised someone to try it, they did, she failed, he never called her again, and he's happy.

[ImPouria]

This is the best advice a man can get now a days, but the unfortain part is that all bitches know this test OR the fact that all new cars have central locking system :D

But yet a classic test. 4 sure.

[Bigminot]

This is absolutely the best advice ever...How can a broad be so selfish to stand there and watch a guy unlock her door and let her in then just sit there like an idiot while he walks around and unlocks his own door...this test works every time, live by it!

[HipHopJun]

damnit, i wanted to see when C just says to himself all confused "Dump'eh?"

[ObiRobKenobi2]

lol very VERY true! this movie is a true classic! and very true to life.

[kickdoeent]

9 out of 10 bitches fail "the door test" the

bitch that passed the test either saw "a Bronx tale" or was warned by somebody who saw "a Bronx tale" it's a test of consideration.

[gamblerpete]

lol

[aljpt]

Perhaps the greatest movie ever made.

[TURKEYANDHiC]

Co-Sign

[SelfMadeIt]

IS the greatest movie EVER made.

[steamdream101]

Fellows the door test...it works. I've done it to a few women and some have passed some have not...sometimes i didn't listen to what this wise man had said...ha ha and then i realize how right he was... Gentlemen. the door test stands true.

[Zheff73]

Yep - it's hilarious and sexist whatever, but I've been doing this for 20 years and it's never not been an accurate predictor of whether a woman will be a pain in the ass. I haven't summarily dumped someone for failing it, but that's because I'm not smart enough.

[Alize101586]

Sonny's test is way better than Mario's!

[Cobretti89]

no its not

[impreza0wrx]

works everytime

[siciliano501]

fuckin automatic locks ruined my love life

[smartmouthinc]

you're halarious!

[przdaffy20]

lmaoooooooooooooo good one lol

[yougottogetthemoney]

I have automatic doors too. I surprize her by opening the door on occassions she is a sweet white girl (good family) be unpredicatble however a nice South American woman WILL appreciate this more often. Good Luck my fellow friend Italiano!

[sinatrafan1987]

Awesome scene...I tell people to live by it.

[InTheArmsOfGod]

First girl I ever dated did this for me, and none have since. Needless to say nothing ever materialized with those broads.

[ChiKaJenni]

Lilo Brancato is so cute in this movie, hes a cute italiano!

[Alize101586]

You know I thought he was Italian too, but evidently he is Colombian. That's what his bio says.

[USAFFF8]

I always unlock the door...its thoughtful and polite

[seheart]

so.fucking.true

tried this on a girl and she failed. i wasted 4 months with her selfish shit. should have dumped her the next day.

[Alize101586]

Lol

[cookieinbk]

I passed that test in 2000, hes my husband now. Im one of the great ones.

[freeziefreeze]

Congratz ^^

[gentruchi]

I've been doing this test since i watched this movie for the first time, no one passed it, until i met this girl, i thought she was going to be "one of the great ones" but guess what she was one of worst ones, but i still think the test does tell you if a woman is selfish or not.. but you know it does't mean you have dump her if she fails...

[ryansullivan626]

no, you dump her and you dump her fast~

[DaColt88]

Sonny is so fuckn right about that shit, you dump her and you dump her fast

[tcbizkit]

this right i never had girl pass this test that i date so it says alot about the females i pick.

[phatphish10]

pass or fail broads are inherently selfish...

[itskrisybitches]

this is true i only unlock doors for guys i like or have respect for ;)

[WESKER96]

.... GAY!!!

[TheNewEmphinix]

I tried the Mario Test on tourist girls I've dated, it kinda failed. If I had a car, I would do this test though, lol.

[areyoucerealtube]

ABSOLUTELY TRUE!

every girl that failed the test with me has really turned out to be selfish! i prefer the Mario test though.. lol!

[Emphinix]

Sounds like a good test.

[greccw73]

i swear by this test..every girl i've dated has failed and it turns out their all the same..when you finally meet a broad who passes the test you'll know she's alright..

[proudjester]

I actually do this for every first date. One girl failed the test, she's dating an acquaintance of mine right now, he says she's the most selfish girl he's ever met.

[dLimboStick]

AMEN brutha!

[seheart]

so.fucking.true.

used this many a time. has never failed.

[BigEdd34]

as a male i already knew this without any man giving me advice. it's simple, it test whether the girls is think or not...and no girls don't know its coming...so no chance to prepare.

[fl7c]

Yeah, as if girls don't watch movies.

[Nefitara]

Ahhh... funny, yet so true.

[jukebox80sman]

das right. dump dat beeyatcth.

[TRYTOFIX]

the sound of this scene apears in the song "you boyfriend sucks" from the ataris and it's also a good song too

[MattJBroadhurst]

Wonderful, i find you need to give them at least 2 chances. If she passes then try the Mario test!

[mooker5600]

mario test?

[MattJBroadhurst]

watch the film & youll see.

[lukexavierderivan]

haha!...the truth...nowadays anyhow.

[BAZINHOUSE]

wy is this not loaded up as parts

[rmswest187]

Can someone please upload the scene with

The Mario-Test??