2010 GRAMMY Awards - Colbert's Opening Speech

[radmac76]

Stephen's daughter is so damn fine. She's so hot!

[Parizeau21]

what up Z?

[matsuiadnoh818]

the pink-eyed green peas!!! LMAO!!!

[bumphilosopher]

I'd like to thank the fans in my airconditioner that alway works,, the fan in my hotel stocked refridgerator,,, the God that is on the back of US currency you give me because i've evidently sang this lyrically stoopid song so many times you just pay me to do it more~! And now i take this statue of a Victrola home - that won't even play my song~!

[Jahkayhla]

Stay away from Katy Perry... Epic!

[FreedomInAmerica]

3/3 C SPAN “Black Republican Forum” Session 2 (begin at 11:30) West said one of the 1986 caveats was to secure our borders, enforcement our laws, but we’re still talking about new amnesty like DREAM Act. We can’t allow local cities to make sanctuary cities policies, because they will bring our inner city turf wars to epic proportions by bringing in the drug cartel and Columbian gangs. (Mexican Gangs don’t recognize our borders established by the Treaty of Guadalupe)

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Allen West 2012

[FreedomInAmerica]

2/3 In November 2010, 15.1 million were unemployed (9.8%). 154 million are able to work in workforce (15.1 million/9.8%). GOOGLE “illegal immigration counters”, There are 11,941,812 (or 11.9 million) skilled jobs provided to illegal immigrants. the 15.1 million unemployed could take the 11.9 million available jobs. The unemployment rate could be reduced to 2.1% {{15.1-11.9)/154}.

[ichigoblue25]

@FreedomInAmerica I believe the point that Stephen Colbert was trying to make was that, yes, getting rid of illegal immigrants means more jobs for Americans, except, Americans DON'T want to do the jobs.

[FreedomInAmerica]

@ichigoblue25

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The idea that Americans don't want to work is leftist propaganda. When we're starving to death, yes you will work for food and shelter.

[FreedomInAmerica]

About Colbert's "illegal alien stance"

1/3 Immigrationcounters com 97% illegal immigrants are from Mexico. Illegalimmigrationstatistics org $1117 - The average amount you and your family paid in taxes this year to support illegals. 51% - The percentage of Mexican immigrant households that use at least one major welfare program. 28% use more than one.

[MrHarrytubing]

what's up with his daughter !!!

ah friggen teneage !!

[dionchristian]

His daughter is HOT!!!!!!!! I would do her!

[arthuronfacebook]

@dionchristian That kinda attitude tells all of us that you will never graduate from fuckin' your fist.

[PinkRavager]

Wow... I'd take his daughter... and having Stephen Colbert as Father in law is like the ultimate bonus

[arthuronfacebook]

Does Jay-Z need a slap?

[thepolice911copeland]

@arthuronfacebook Yea I think he definitely needs a slap to know that Colbert has something he doesnt....TALENT

[whb786]

@ChuckNorrisKratosLOL LMAO. You replied with 4 paragraphs to 1 post. Fucking waterhead you are. Go finger yourself to the Hollywood sign. Malignant cunt

[firsrupert]

do they know he is tearing them apart?

[SerbianWolhv]

Fuck commercialised grammy awards !!!

[wow183]

"Music's Biggest Night." If music had anything to do with it.

[livexthexlife192]

wow the crowd sucks. celeberties have no sense of humor and are just dumb and dont get stevens satirical comedy of higher intelligence.

[radmac76]

Jay-Z's not thrilled. What's his problem?

[riceultra]

Stephen's daughter is hot!!!!

[The8347135]

Pinked Eyed Green Peas

[EpicHeros]

Stay away from Katy Perry? Stay away from

Kesha

[skanky87]

Sort of a tough room eh?

[Supremed9]

dude? What's up!? They WERE laughing, why the hell is everyone pissed?

[chingonhinojos]

Only The Rev. Sir Dr. Stephen T. Colbert can go to The White House Press Correspondents Dinner, Grammy's, and Congress and make them all feel like the idiots they are all

[astalivista121]

@chingonhinojos And Sir Dr.Jon stewart too

[chingonhinojos]

@astalivista121 agree

[ajprcj]

@chingonhinojos do you mean idiots they all are?

[Rogerrumjet]

smugness draped in phony baloney irony

[carbonxcopy666]

don't say my name fool @ 0:38

[raiu0009]

What a dead audience. Colbert is hilarious.

[delameu]

Colbert for president

[PootyHead]

1:53 Damn, Steve...she whooped you.

[MsBin74]

LOL Susan Boyle scared Sexy away

[BusterBlader910]

Colbert is the illest!

[qwertymac]

the grammys have become a joke. fucking justin bieber and lady gaga? what the fuck

[philsnk]

blood on the dance floor

[snowblind1985]

"enough congratulating each other.. lets start giving awards" .. brilliant... the collective ego in that hall can only be countered by colbert's humour :D

[hamonryehd]

love jay -- reasonable doubt! -- love jays sneer even more @ like :35. lolol

[ashkanlion23]

Katy Perry's squeeze 2:23 (now husband) looks like the caveman from those Geico commercials. How does a girl so hot, marry a guy so freakin' greasy?

[strippedsoul03]

If you're bored and have nothing else to watch, go watch my Lip Sync to NOT AFRAID by Eminem. Yeah it's kinda lame, but if u smoke some 420 first, it aint so bad. ha:P

[nataliejanek]

lmfao. jay z

[claymars]

sloaches humanoid sloaches

[animenagai]

Little miss Colbert's pretty good looking.

[morrisoniice]

Most "celebrities" take themselves too seriously, with all their emotional comments, to stir up controversy. They think their talent is being made fun of, which is not the case. Notice that funny people suffer from less gossip because they see the real world amidst their public-exposed occupations. Those who are down-to-earth can take a laugh. It's an award show, after all.

[xklonoax]

Geez, what a dead crowd...i guess lack of real talent comes with lack of sense of humor...

[championxeneixe]

Jay Z believe he's so special...HORRIBLE PERSON WITHOUT SOUL.

[sophisticatedplayboy]

@championxeneixe

i agree he a cunt

if he died i wouldnt care

he lucky to have beyonce

[tried12usernames]

wtf, adblock doesn't block ads on youtube anymore?

[whb786]

Celebrities are such dumb cunts. They wouldn't know humor if it fucked them up the ass

[dextor314]

@whb786 Why do people give this comment a thumbs up, you need to be Fd up the A, then you might realize that your own cumb dumt has no humor to it at all. I hope you get Fd up the A with humor tomorrow.

[dextor314]

@dextor314 Im becoming a normal youtube comment person.

[whb786]

@dextor314 You're an adult. Use the whole words. You fucking cunty asshole

[nillyraps]

@whb786 what are you talking about Colbert is funny as hell

[whb786]

@nillyraps I was talking about the humorless assholes that were in the crowd

[whb786]

@nillyraps I was talking about the humorless assholes that were in the crowd

[replayon]

the crowd is just a bunch of stupid home schooled celebrities who don't have a god damn sense of humor

[Tardersauc3]

Seriously... just have John and Stephen host the every damn awards show every year.

[JumpingChiuaua]

@HonRevPTB Dude chill out, I am a Conservative and I find Colbert absolutley hillarious, the red cross they were wearing was to support Hati, like aaron1719 said not everything is about politics, its guys like you that give conservative a bad name, Colbert is awesome

[EsotericSanity]

Lol, I think he just Tea Bagged everyone without them knowing it XD

[aaron1719]

Wow that crowd is retarded

[808rmevoli]

Jayz must think he somebody special.......Think again ButtHole.

[zac60712]

@808rmevoli

HE IS LOL HE IS MARRIED TO BEYONCE

[vikas713]

god damn is the crowd stupid or what...

[flynvfae]

im SO glad he gave credit to susan boyle :) we need more people like colbert

[ca1cifer]

I think it's funny that most of the people there are to stupid to realize that satire is funny.

[UsTube]

such a bad crowd....

[Vogeltje1618]

WHY THE ADVERTISEMENTS?!

[genwave]

Jay-Z doesn't smile.

[HonRevPTB]

This guy is not in the slightest even a little! He's a fuckin dork! Why would you pick on Susan Boyle? I thought these lefty pukes were supposed to be so tolerant & accepting of everyone, but of course they're not! They're Hypocrite assholes!

[AmyBryans]

@HonRevPTB It's satire.

[cutycake]

@HonRevPTB Its a joke! CALM DOWN.

[aaron1719]

@HonRevPTB wow dude not everything is about politics I bet no one can stand being around you with n sense of humor

[ekAjxANI]

The only man on CBS to EVER wear a CROSS ON HIS SUIT. STANDING OVATION FOR COLBERT...OTHER THAN WEARING SATAN SYMBOLIC THINGS. THIS MAN IS A GENIUS AND I'VE ONLY SEEN 4 VIDEOS SO FAR.

[HonRevPTB]

@ekAjxANI I'm pretty sure that cross he was wearing has nothing to do with a belief in Christianity! The girl he was speaking to in the audience was wearing one as well. I'm sure it's for calling attention to some liberal cause!

[artisticliscense]

@HonRevPTB Yes, The Red Cross that he is wearing might in fact be in support of a liberal cause.

[ianspalace]

@HonRevPTB ...the girl he was speaking to in the audience was his daughter...

[ianspalace]

@HonRevPTB dude, your an idiot, he picks on susan boyle because everything he says is funny and true. Also, the girl he was speaking to in the audience was his DAUGHTER. So don't worry, the liberals are'nt plotting against you or anything. Also, you fit the perfect right wing stereotype. A dumbass who does'nt know what he's talking about.

[ianspalace]

@HonRevPTB dude, your an idiot, he picks on susan boyle because everything he says is funny and true. Also, the girl he was speaking to in the audience was his DAUGHTER. So don't worry, the liberals aren't plotting against you or anything. Also, you perfectly fit the right wing stereotype. A dumbass who does'nt know what he's talking about.

[coolnet12see]

3:49 hahaha Uma has a horseface !

[HonRevPTB]

@coolnet12see That's not Uma Thurman.

[lonelygoner]

the ads suck

[GenMussolini]

2:09 weirdest looking group ever. Imagine if you saw people that looked and dressed like that out at the mall or something. So creepy.

[jazz4]

Has anyone noticed that commercials have a droll, ukelele, whistling tune. 

[BlimeyGames]

Haha, if you think he failed, you don't get it.

[mindcorrecting]

Brilliant! he just made fun of the whole grammy awards BS that it is and it went right over their heads! hahaha..

[ThailandKyle]

@mindcorrecting That is what is so great about him. He has guts like no other. One of his best speeches was when he destroyed Bush, and the media at the presidential ball back in 2006. Legendary.

[cougar776]

I want to see Colbert hosting the Oscars... that would be GREAT...

[calvinjones]

0:05

[SunSeTbeiruT]

Lets be honest, Colbert failed badly, but Jay is a filthy monkey

[bdriz16]

@SunSeTbeiruT

How did he fail?

[Rosstacular]

there is too much truth that comes from colbert's mouth, that's why he is so intimidating

[megatoky7]

why didnt hear colbert colbert!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VolgaBargeRecords]

@BLUEEYESSEVEN I am the man so he is the man and you are not the man for thinking that Steven and I are not men

[wildazndude]

Stephen Colbert's daughter is HOT!

[henryblazer20]

i love JayZ's look when Colbert shows that he has the iPad LOL!

[sweetpandora85]

I absolutely love Stephen. He's a comedic genius and a genius in general. The fact that all of the worthless, mostly talentless, pompous celebrities in the crowd couldn't laugh at their own ridiculousness doesn't surprise me at all. I'd like to be able to reach through the computer and punch Jay-Z in the face, though, for just smacking his gum and looking like the most arrogant pr*ck on the f*cking planet when Stephen said that to him. What a freaking waste of oxygen.

[IImidnightshow]

@sweetpandora85 usually these award show editors have to block out a lot of the noise coming from the crowd so the people at home can here the speaker...I'm sure they were laughing.

[MrBallster]

I think I speak for everyone, when I say Colbert was the coolest person at the grammy's......................­even though colbert only joked about it.

[VolgaBargeRecords]

Colbert is the man....end of story

[51yourtimeisup]

god I hate the grammies. say what you want about self-rightous hollywood, but at least actors at the oscars can laugh at themselves.

[WWhite89]

"stay away from Katy Perry" hahaha... not even the celebrity asshole crowd could resist to laugh at that.

[esteway41]

daaaaaaauuuuuuum!! get owned!!!

[MaulawiUdo]

This asshole is a CATHOLIC LAY PREACHER in NJ somewhere.

What does a Catholic preacher "lay" these days, hmmm?

[vikas713]

lol @ the audience. What a bunch of humorless fags.

[AClRCLEOFLlGHT]

@vikas713 : They're celebrities, and he's telling jokes that mock celebrities. They wouldn't get off their high horses long enough to laugh b/c they don't make royalties for it. Now the regular crowd in the back, they don't have microphones so the laughter would be quiet. I'm sure the laughter was abundant.

[bellablue7]

"have a good time honey. stay away from katy parrey"

LOL

[arian50]

Justin Timberlake might have brought the sexy back ... but she sent it wayyyyyyyy back. BWAHAHA

[123stacal]

Steve Colbert is tha shit,too bad nobody there could understand his comedy

[iBhutan]

omg. if you ever need a picker, upper ... :)

[solaub123]

yeahh anything could happen at the grammys.. if ure there. that means anything could happen at the grammys.. 2:45

[solaub123]

is he a comedian..??

[CroceMalo1]

@solaub123 No, he is just a FUCKING GENIUS!

[solaub123]

was this supossed to be funny>>>>???? or what

[fswmacguy]

@solaub123 Stephen basically roasted a chunk of the nominees.

[solaub123]

@fswmacguy ohh ok i get.. is that y he won..

[CarsonGall0]

what was wrong with the crowd?

[monicaqr]

@CarsonGall0 What do you mean?

[trubluperson]

LOL Jay-Z is not amused

[Crittab]

Whatever you do... don't laugh at the comedian.

[therealcritic28]

. . . tough crowd . . .

[shojo95]

What a shitty crowd, but what can you expect with Award shows.

[MCEProd22]

is susan boyle elligible for 2011 or no?

[MrCopperhead1861]

His daughter is cute

[jonasbrothersrockist]

I love the Jonas Brothers.

[vickiechang1995]

oh god, i love him

"this year, your industry was saved by a 48 year old scottish cat lady in sensible shoes"

hahaaa

[libaconil]

Jay-Z seemed offended... fucking dumbass

[DoubleAAProduction88]

Why is the crowd dissing on Colbert? He's AWESOME! His daughter was pretty funny joining in on the comedy.

[xINFINITELIGHTx]

If steven colbert says that they are the "coolest people in the world" then by God they are the coolest people in the world!

[thetrolloflife]

I think Russel Brand wanted to stab Colbert for insulting Katy Perry.

[Sniffysmyboy]

He's sooo good at insulting people :P

[ProtectOrSlaughter]

"Have a good time, honey. Stay away from Katy Perry." LMFAO XDDDD

[CaseRed0605]

Jay-Z is such a shit hole.

[ichibanjack]

@CaseRed0605 Fuck you!

[CaseRed0605]

@ichibanjack

lmao. Go back to sucking that puppet asshole shill Jay-Z's dick.

[TheMango121]

@CaseRed0605

What do you expect from someone who hasn't done anything productive in this life?

[Mondafied]

@CaseRed0605 "How did Jay-Z get Beyonce? He is one ugly mother fucker. Is it me or does he look like Joe Camel?" -Aries Spears

[EmperorElliott]

@CaseRed0605 Jay-Z doesn't like Colbert because Colbert doesn't support "the club".

[iAMcooooooool]

Jay Z is such a humorless rag.

[pacostaco]

Ha ! cosy lil' cottage, sup z lmfao Colbert iz a straight G!

[Spiketheflame]

hahahaha Colbert is awesome. Crowd sucked though is the smatest thing iv head allday xD and y did jayz look like he had a D in his A?

[jacasforever]

COLBERT IS THE MAN

[DragonBleu01]

Looks like Colbert the president!!! xD

[jacasforever]

COLBERT, COLBERT!

[bigfatpig85]

Aside from Colbert the rest of the crowd seemed like a bunch of tools.

[aLexXxgiRl787]

its cuz they don't understand anything that isnt said to them through autotune. i liked jay-z til he wasnt excited about colbert. dammit colbert is the truth!!

[SapphireBlaze9]

lol, he's awesome!

[Sa3vis]

Of course they didn't like it. He was pointing out how terrible these things can get. No real recognition for great artists and its people in the industry giving each other awards.

[Janetvdl]

Would it be too much trouble for Jay-Z to crack a smile and the audience to laugh?

[JJ4186]

Why are these people even being allowed to witness Stephen's amazingness? They obviously aren't worthy of his presence...

[esoberanis1]

DAMN COLBERR OWNS EVERYONE

[xdragonali]

Stephen Colbert for President!

[WildGiggleGirl]

Classy in the only way Colbert can be. Awesome.

[italianny23]

How can you not know who Jeff Beck is? I'm 16 and I know

[8644371]

@italianny23 Wow. I'm 19 and couldn't give a fuck. Shows us were my generation's priorities are.

By the way: We're fucked. (Where's my bong?)

[wick2107]

@8644371 I'm 20 and Jeff Beck is one of the best guitarists of all time.

By the way: You're fucked. (Find a cardboard box...you will need it for shelter in the future)

[8644371]

@wick2107 (I found my bong!)

[DoubleAAProduction88]

@italianny23

it's part of the joke! she's part of the joke! like father like daughter, they're both there to satirize.

[horngatekeeper]

Colbert be trollin' so hard.

God I love him.

[JoeDurobot]

0:01 To skip the commercial

Thumb up if that worked!

[lokilugi]

Never watch any tube vids with ads ppl! Hit dislike and close the fuckin window

[karrixftw]

My 3 favorite people: Jay Z, TSwift, and Stephen Colbert. I just died and went to heaven. <3