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  • in arkham...... everyone  is buff

  • 1:05 ugly ass face

  • this game is like assassin's creed

  • This is were taxpayer dollars are going!? My gosh, any idiot can see these people should have been executed long ago, anyone who believes they can rehabilitate the Joker has it coming.

  • @davedavedaveannoy1 Easy way to beat the Joker: The Supreme Court should just rule that working for him is an offense punishable by death. Problem solved.

  • @bigfatcarp93 You're silly.

  • all thats missing is the Metal gear theme song.

  • can you play this game Online? and if you can what do you do there??

  • And if they can´t stop you ! You become more than a man in the eyes of your enemies ! Into what ? A vigilant ? No..You become legend.. Mr. Wayne..

  • ive beaten this game's story mode exactly 77 times.

  • how do you do the move from 1:00

    and the takedown from 1:07

  • they should make a second game of this i played the demo and i luv it 5 out of 5

  • they are

  • @Amrit1200 they are it comes out august 3rd

  • Looks like a job for solid snake :)

  • snake can still snap more necks than batman

  • fuck snake! MGS 4 was one of the boringst games i´ve ever ever ever ever ever ever ever played !

  • looks like batman has to find METAL GEEEEEAR

  • there is the one guy you get to kill and get away with, the henchman hanging from a rope in that gas filled room, you'll know what im talking about if you've played it. You can cut him down to his death and batman is all like, oops i should save him.

  • omg i love it

  • lol! i love this mode! but cod5 isnt better than it! (my opinion only! lol!)

  • not bad ? but call of duty better

  • DAM beast

  • mmmm splinter cell meets the justice league

  • i love 'stealth' games i ll check it out..

  • If this game was Rated M, It would be crazy as shit.. But that would not make sense, Since Batman doesn't kill his enemies..

  • have you seen th first batman movies rated R or 14 a man batman kills and it rocks

  • true, the batman doesen't kill his enamies...but the joker does :P

  • Batman doesn't kill them, but he doesn't have to save them.

    Batman Begins.

  • true, but in that case he didin't have to save the joker ether when he fell off that bulding in the dark night, but he did (i never really got that :P)

  • Me either, but I think it's because the Joker kills so much that Batman had to save him, just to show him that he's not like him at all.

    Or maybe just because he tossed him off the building whereas he just didn't grab Ras Al Goul (however it's spelled) on the train.

  • hahahaha, or maybe it's because the joker's way to awsome too kill, and even batman realizes it :P hahahahahahha

  • "Yeah, my life won't be boring if you're around."

    "Catch me if you can... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

  • you know, if batman and the joker worked together the could be unstoppable :P

  • Oh yeah for sure, even if the Joker is only good at upseting the order of things. He after all took a lot of the mobs money away (when he burned it). If I had been that Russian, I would have shot him right there.

    "You know uh... Batman, I'm a criminal. I do criminal acts to stop other criminals. I make them scared of me so they won't want to cross me. Which makes your job easier no?... well... too bad ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

  • awsome impretion:P but the joker is also a vary good planner, and he is incredable at predicting the actions of others, and he is good at messing with people he is a criminal-god for which all bad hearted kids out there inspire to be

    i've heard that joke before, not funny, comidians you see...have to be more original, create there own jokes...and improvise with them...it's all about the punchline, trust me, i know a thing or two about comidians, your not that funny to me...not yet - the joker

  • In what movie/game did the Joker say that?

  • hahahahaha, i don't know :P i just read it on some fan site, but it didin't say where it was from, maybe it's a personal mato :P

  • I could totally see the Joker holding comedians hostage when he says that though.

    "Make me laugh and you can go." When one can go, the Joker kills him. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I got him good he really thought I was gonna let him go ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

  • hahaha, you really got those impretions down...i'm impressed :P how about this one? "the only thing that matters is the punch-line" :P

  • I know the Joker must have said that about a hundred times but I never did hear him say it.

    The first time I saw the Joker was when Jack Nicholson played him. After killing his old boss, he reads the newspaper and says one of my favorite lines ever;

    "'Winged freak terrorizes'? Wait'll they get a load of ME!"

  • hahaha, that was the first time i saw him too :P, but heath ledgers joker will always be my favorite, then jack nicholson, then mark hamil :P

  • Same here. Heath made my spine tingle and I saw it in French first. The one who translated did a great job.

    Jack Nicholson is my second favorite, and Mark is my favorite for doing the voice in the cartoon version. He's done it since day one, which I think will put a lot more pressure on the next one who will do the voice. Maybe people won't like him so much like they liked the actors that played the Joker.

    Favorite villain.

  • hahaha, he's my favorite villian of all time as well (can you tell? :P) and although mark hamill's joker isin't my favorite i will admit he NAILED the joker laugh, better then any others, but thats just my opinion :P

  • I know what you mean. The laugh is what makes the Joker what he is. Not the makeup. Jack's was symmetrical as if it was part of his face, and Heaths was poorly applied you can say, cause he just didn't really care about it (in the film of course).

    Mark on the other hand only had to speak the role, and laugh at the right time. He has many laughs for the Joker.

  • ya, it's unfortunite mark hamill can't play the joker in the next batman movie, he has the voice and the laugh, but he doesen't really look able enough to be physicly equal to batman (of course the batman's and joker's fights stem beyond just fist's and punches and kicks and throw's, i think there fight's are played our phsycologicly more then anything else, which is what i find really unique about the joker and batman relationship :P)

  • That's true, like the Joker said; "you have nothing to intimidate me with, nothing to do with all your strength." And so Batman has to find some alternate way of fighting him.

    You never know what the Joker is up to, "do I really look like a guy with a plan?" and yet everything that happens, he did plan.

    I love how he does what he does cause he's either bored or wired. He says he wants his phone-call when he's bored (The Dark Knight), and let's himself get punched, for kicks ha ha ha ha ha ha.

  • hahahaha, but you know, the joker never really did look like he had a plan, he was so random i don't think anyone would guess he's actually that smart, and it also brings back to the whole "look's can be deciving" thing :P and in a way, no matter how many times batman beats joker, and no matter how many times he foils his plans and saves everyone from him, the batman always losses, because deep down he knows that the joker could have killed him many many times, but he didin't because (continued)

  • he was too bored and needed some fun, and in that way, it eats batman alive, because he knows he's only on the wheel for entertainment

  • Yeah, then he probably would become the next big threat to Gotham, that would be the day. THE BAT HAS TURNED PSYCHO. The Joker would think, he can't do that I'm the only one who gets to be insane around here. And then have the ultimate psycho fight-on.

    The Joker really is the one guy I say that people need to kill. He will never stop causing mayhem, for of course, he has to much fun. "I'm a dog chasing cars, I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it, you know I just do things."

  • hahahahaha, true, they should have that "battle of the psycho's" :P i would go see it. but i often wonder what made the joker go that insane, i mean, i fully belive the joker has more of a grip on reality then anyone, even batman, but there was an old study that these kinds of people aren't born, there made, so i'm just wondering even if the joker loves being that insane, something must have turned him on that path in the first place

  • Maybe he's actually out to make the world a better place. He kills a few people, but that's nothing compared to what the government does. They can kill and get away with it.

    like the Joker says to Dent; "Anarchy is fair." (or in some other words), I think he must have lost someone in his life due to a maniac the government failed to secure and then he lost it as well. Similar to Dent you know?

    I dought it's that simple, but you never know.

  • hahahahaha, with the joker? it never is that simple :P but i do think you may be on too somthing

  • I do know that if the next one to do a Batman movie (and have the Joker in) gives this explanation to the Joker's insanity, I will get off the consumer treadmill right there. That one would ruin the Joker for me and I would hardly watch Batman again.

    It would take a better Joker than Heath's to get me to like it again in that case.

  • ya, that would really suck, in all of the batman comics and movies every single one of his villians has a reason, scarecrow wants reasearch, Mr.freeze is doing it because of his wife's death, puenguin is doing it because of his family name, they all have a reason...exept joker, he does what he does because he likes it, he's as nutty as a squirel and he's proud of that, and that also makes him more terrifying in a way, and if they explain it......the whole batman universe will go to hell

  • Freeze is the one I like the least. Because of Schwarzenegger. He played him, a bad guy, but then turns to the good side again. They only did that cause it's Arnold. The other one's had reasons sure, but other than Catwoman (in the movie, she wanted revenge) they did it for control and did not mind killing a few people that were in their way.

    The Joker is just plain nuts. I love that. Being unpredictable makes it hard for us to guess what the Joker might do in the movie.

  • u know they didnt give him a background story at all to why hes insane or who he really is to keep u thinking like this almost like they are trying to drive you insane :) they didnt want anyone really to think his background story was stupid or kool they all wanted him to be kool and well hes amazing

  • You should read the graphic novel of Batman; Black and White, they have a short story about how the Joker became how he is, and insane, the reason is a pretty good one I must say.

    Either read it, or watch Batman: Legends.

  • lol batman legends doesnt even exist

  • I watched it on the internet, I know what I'm talking about

  • i cant seem to find it, can you give me the site?

  • Black and White? Kid, Go read The Killing Joke.

  • I did.

  • Yeah but you actually see jokers henchmen kill police men. and Joker does that too. =P

  • he doesnt in the game...they just get knocked out

  • Dude when he does that double kill with the batarang that just it right there thats the shit.

  • umm i having trouble here on 40% when BatMan Dies and raises from the dead i can't jump to the other side i keep falling wth? if u know could u plz plz tell me

  • Um I need help im stuck at 65% and it shows Batman flying back to Gotham wtf? are you soppose to go to Gotham?

  • thats the end of the game, you just need to do the side quest missions now

  • nope not in this game

  • The screams are quite funny XD

    RAAAAAAAAHHHHHH...*BLATSCH* XD

  • does the game have ragdoll i it

  • yes, yes it does. it's so funny when batman gets killed on a gargoyl on the demo =)

  • yes. :DD

  • The henchmen's reactions are so funny sometimes.

  • who knows maybe batman himself caused that asylum hysteria himself. you know the billionaire thingy, they like to explore stuffs like the criminal and insane.

    batman loves challenges.

  • nice but is that the full game?

    but that was cool lol!

  • 25 for us :]

  • The new and Final release date is Aug 28 and I pre-ordered it and I'm getting the collector's edition. So I'm getting a Batarang bitches.

  • can you pre-order this and if you can how do you?

  • Well, you 2 different choices. One is to go to Gamestop and just say I want to pre order Batman Arkham Asylum please, or you could go to Amazon and preorder it there. hope this helps

  • august 25

  • betcha Batman and Solid Snake are friends!

  • lmao

  • @VenomLeon i think batman is the son of solid snake and etzio auditore

  • @oudy123 lol they would be gay

  • dude i saw this guy playing this game in bestbuy for ps3 isnt this game alredy out?

  • that was a demo

  • nope

  • when is the release date for the game ?

  • cooler metal gear solid? i agree the game looks good but its nothing compared to metal gear solid.

  • Wait... Arkham is an island?

  • Heath Ledger is kind of... Dead.

  • because mark hamill owns

  • i donnot what to get this game or assasains creed 2 there both preditor type games and thats what makes it harder plz help me choose

  • thats easy..assassins creed sucks cock..or at least it disappointed me it was NOTHING like i thought it was and wayy to slow paced.this is a good batman game and frankly going to be the shit

  • i have to agree with the assasins creed part... the controlling on pc was crappy and the game was slow paced and boring... way to many ways to fuck up the missions and no way to choose if you wanna take a good or bad path... might be a game of someones former life memories but there should still be freedom to choose bad good or neutral or something

  • seriously.fuck it i played the first part because i had heard the game throws achievements at you but not worth the time

  • You havn't played either of those games so shut up.

  • yeah yeah lick my taint.

  • batman is......the dark knight

  • I think I just wet myself.

  • ahh...finally some good stealth action...i was beginning to give up since there is no sign of HITMAN 5.....

  • This is like a cooler Metal Gear Solid. All they need is the "!" above the guys head's when Batman gets caught, and this game would be fucking godly.

  • And the music to go with it.

  • dude why start the prank on my birth day...june 1st... now theyll be like the dreaded day of june1st fred looses his subscribers...and you should know it wont work

  • sux it got postponed til september

  • better they postpone and get it perfect than to rush out a bad game with a Bat sign on it.

  • realisticly though, fred day was always destined to fail.

  • 1:16  Bionic comander

  • is this gona be like metal gear solid ? if it is..i'm gonna buy it! LOL

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    What is trying to be done is get everyone that has a subscription to fred, to unsubscribe. If this is succsesful, then it will make the news, cause controversy,

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  • splinter cell batman

  • looks really good :D

  • cluttering up my subscriptions box

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