Funniest Blind Date Show Ever

[Trustworthyalma]

Also, there's nothing wrong with him. I don't see her problem. She just can't handle the awesomeness.

[Trustworthyalma]

Lol, Mark's thought cloud, "She'll love my snake." Blind Date was so funny with the illustrations.

[eddiecampbellonline]

check out 44 Horrible Dates

[TheBombShhh]

i understand why she doesnt like him, but holy shit, does she have to be such a CUNT when he's not around? king of all losers? what a bitch!

[ggggggggggggg42]

omg really?

[BleaKxXxSunshine]

bwahaha xD ...I really hope he's kidding. When he started to talk about Mars, it sounded like he was spacing out.

[Foreverguga1]

5:31

Notice how he constantly stares at the table, avoiding eye contact with her when she asks what he is looking for. Then scratches his face. He is really uncomfortable

Until that moment I don't think she really found him a freak. Then when he mentioned people think he is some kind of a God it became too much BS for her to handle. Notice the way she looks at him when he said that. If her eyes were bullets she'd shoot him

At 5:49 she completely explodes and runs away from this awkwardness

[nukeurhouse12]

6:29 !

[planotxable]

what happend to the sound

[6Bene]

OMG

this whole shit pile is so fake that make me puke

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

I absolutely love gimicky daters, lawls!

[badtznikmaru]

if he's got a big dick, send him over my way... yum yum

[MeLittleAbbey]

There was a guy like this in my class....

[mastakilla64]

this guy was trolling. theres no way he really acts like that.

[sportygurlis]

He's just... really really weird. Like, he freaked me out when he started talking about the Martian restaurant

[martialartist34]

OMG!! this guy needs several years of dating classes! She was accurate when she said Loser of the Losers!

[Labcabin96]

also dennis rodman said the dude was gay lol

[Labcabin96]

the funniest episode for me was the one with the dennis rodman cameo . the couple was a take charge tomboy chick and a soft effeminate guy with blond streaks in his hair episode quote" I dont know where im going!"

[merlinmystery]

Thumbs up if you LOL'ed about the Marcian Restaurant...

[muchohumpty]

Thumbs downed this because the title says Funniest & this definitely is not that

[junkyturd]

I was thinking Andy Dick sketch

[soupercoolguy]

WOW

[rocket1918]

Napoleon Dynamite all grown up.

[Trustworthyalma]

Lmao, I know a guy that's as creepy and hot as he is at my school.

[rnalithe00]

Napoleon Cruise

[oobah2]

/watch?v=nW6xsPNFc6g

Why didn't they just match him up with this person???

[cammybammy]

what a creepy dude she was freeked u can tell

[rubberguard83]

ROFL @ the phone call in the bathroom.

[saladtongsofdeath]

LOL, i worked at the same restaurant.... Mars 2112 in midtown manhattan, that place was a riot, i was captain orion (i always said i was irish martian)

[DJSexLeopard]

@saladtongsofdeath lol you served me curly fries one time i remember that.

[hollywoodsaint57]

mark is a lizard monster space cadet

[thewhulk]

Seriously MARK has the perception of a baked bean

[thewhulk]

That guy is FUCKED. XD

[flskim906]

wtf lol...

[gkraz]

This is proof of a close alien abduction encounter of human. We have got to prevent any more alien encounter or they will figure out a way to get inside a human pussy eventually.

[JavaEFA]

LOL! The gloves make it look like he's gonna murder her on the date. :O

[nickblaze420]

ok this guy is locked up in a nut house for sure. WTF

[fuckXtheXsystem]

I don't get why chicks hate guys but pretend they are awesome to their face. Passive little wimps.

[Logos87X]

@fuckXtheXsystem What would you rather she had done? Sat there rolling her eyes and staring at him like he was freak, calling him names and making him feel bad about himself?

[fuckXtheXsystem]

@Logos87X Well at leat she would be HONEST then

[Luv8sU213]

I miss this show!! It was hilarious.

[SirVezas]

I used to watch this when I had to stay at my aunt's, she only had like 20 channels.

[3ggman]

The fact that Mark is acting really takes away from the fun of the show.

[artisticnature666]

he must of been acting like it on purpose

[TheWBarry]

Gotta LOVE Hi-Fi -- Remember when you thought, can it get any better than this!

[ultima3210]

the proper response to her saying..I worked in a french restraunt...would have been..."wait a min, you worked their but you never ate food...I dont belive it" ...this guy said..."martian restaraunt" what a boring pathetic loser

[Nitro1punky]

this dudes just f***in with her

[MzBrazil83]

show is old lol. love it doe!!!

[Giusep00]

Im a girl whos into reptiles. Im starting a reptile collection... are we really that rare?

[FlankerVT]

serial killer.

[Chrijz]

Crazy jewboy.

[JessOnTheRun]

they are both horrid... she's a drunk, boring and not attractive... he's just... a loser....they are perfect for one another

[MissHell420]

a god LOL

[falconwolve1978]

omg this guy has no clue! she should get a medal for lasting as long as she did witht him. the show should also give her the op to pick her own date just to make up for this one!

[88888shibu]

This never gets old. Wow! Badddd Date.

[CypriotIrish]

HAHAAA, is this guy serious

[Darthbelal]

this is how you act when you DON'T like your date and wish to torture them........

[765lbsquat]

this guy climbs trees and looks through windows and sucks his thumb.

[bms6988]

man i didnt laugh once, so not the funniest blind date show ever

[mk100012]

the guy is a jew

[dreamingofmagic]

"It wasn't on Mars...it was here."

LOL

[coydigga]

Mark, you are awesome. Great performance.

[UnperfectisPerfect]

lol obsessed with reptiles huh

[jeremyraybrown]

His outfit is scary and heinous. This guy needs help, lots of help!

[ashhole820]

I'm having contact embarrassment.

[hdtwoodsman]

i used to watch hours and hours of blind date... back before i was cool

[Meechree]

Dude, I would not be proud of this.

[Gingerhead87]

like a glove

[jojokintel]

the funniest part is the end. the guy is so completely oblivious that he thinks it is so "on" and that she had a good time too. This guy's social intelligence on a scale from one to 10 - maybe a 2

[theoneofeight]

lol, that guy is an obvious actor.

[AZN07Kidds]

lol you worked at a martian restraunt hahaha

[fabianocalifa]

Vote for Pedro

[MistressInked]

Odd guys r kinda sexy!!!

[Notoriouskitty]

Ha nice..Love this show so cool you were on it xx

[IronWinged]

I feel so sorry for you :(. You get the same amolunt of pussy as a potted plant, and unless you're in a doggy day care, that isn't much.

[Frisbinator]

I love that show Blind Date, things seems so awkward, and the little comments that flash up on the screen are hilarious!

[ArBiTeR0000Tactical]

Yeah I have been behind the scenes of a bunch of reality shows. They do rehearsals amd have take after take, all reality shows are just low budget motion picture movies.

[Nyamzz01]

OMG that was hilarious!

[kevin122100]

Very awkward, which is obvious. The girl seemed pretty cool however - accurately or not - it seemed like she made her decision not to like him the moment they met. The guy went into the repitile thing way too soon, may have been able to pull of the laid back thing though, just got carried away and desperate.

[13tweston]

lol omg...i dont think i could've done that...he was a MAJOR LAME!!!!!!!!!!

[stevema2]

he should be eaten by his own lizards lmao :p

[TheWaynelds]

dont you all get it? these dates are FAKE.

Who the hell in their right mind would act like that on a date, on t.v.

[OnTheGreenIn1]

@TheWaynelds There real, people just act different because their on tv

[ArBiTeR0000Tactical]

EVERYTHING!!!!! ON TV IS FAKE LOL

Everything, even "reality" shows are all pre-written by writers and producers, and they are just actors.

Everyone who was or is ever on any reality show ALWAYS follows a script and is ALWAYS directed on how to play a part.

Everything you see on reality shows is rehearsed and they take scenes just like any movie.

[skittleboy15]

You are a moron. If it was all written by writers then please explain why "reality" tv was the only thing still filming during the writers' strike? I'm not saying this stuff is in any way actual reality but you are going a bit far with your rant.

[ArBiTeR0000Tactical]

@skittleboy15 Im a moron? lol you obviously don't know ANYTHING about show business. Just because a couple of writers went on strike that doesnt mean every single writer went on strike you geek. lol its okay kid you just didn't know. Everything on tv is written and produced, if you can read, read the ending credits idiot and you will see, even in the writers strike, all the names of the writers. If there were no writers these shows would come to a stand still. Even the news has writers.

[skittleboy15]

ROFL a couple of writers? It's call the Writers Guild and includes all of the writers for these shows. Also, nobody is going to argue that the hosts of reality shows and announcers/narrators do every show as an improvisation. But having a writer on staff does not automatically imply that the players in the "reality" are being issued scripts.

[el6caballo6oscuro6]

@ArBiTeR0000Tactical you don't say xD

[MrKarimlol]

@ArBiTeR0000Tactical ur 100/100 right but here in morocco we have alot of reality shows but without a script = complete disaster hahaa!!!!

[Vincenty90]

@ArBiTeR0000Tactical

It's not fake ffs.

There's certain tactics directors take, by casting people who will clash etc etc and using psychologists to instigate something. But they're real people, just being puppets, to a certain point, for tv :)

[arc1342]

@TheWaynelds

i would do that...on tv...but not on a date(real)

[yougotawork]

LOLLLL FUNNYFUNNYFUNNY..depressing..B­UT FUNNY

[rainhammer9191]

this is just painful lol

[TheManimalx]

That's sad, you purposely tried to be funny on a show and missed out on a hottie lol

[ChErRyaVe20pK]

@TheManimalx hottie? she was fat as fuck.

[Roguemember]

You make me wanna cry, Mark. Either you're a really good actor or a complete doofus. There's no way somebody can be this weird and not hate himself.

[levybh]

Ha! That guy was like a cool Napoleon Dynamite

[mgcmushroomman]

LOL

[DaAlzki7852]

@levybh Cool and Napoleon Dynamite will never go together.

[FlankerVT]

hahahaha.....wow crash and fail dude

[funkysnatch]

this is how I view every "redditor"......effing hilarious! <3 Mark

[lurch321]

"And I'm about positive that it is on"--LOL!

[WhiteLopaka]

Mark, You're Hysterical!

[Sh0ked]

This was so fucking good hahaha...

[ITHEREONETHATHASNT]

This guy is amazing. When he said he worked at a martian restaurant i almost pissed my pants.

[savemyplaylist]

This guy is fucking great, he is leading everyone on. hahhahahah! Great job!

[sandpath96]

if i'm correct, the guy on this vid is the owner, markslaw777. maybe you guys didn't notice but you are making fun of this guy and he can read everything you've been saying about how he's weird.

[thepod96]

@sandpath96 He obviously sees the funny side if he uploaded the video AND put "Funniest Blind Date Ever" as the title.

[superduperboyx]

@sandpath96 - haha yea thats y the description says " Me on blind date. " Im sure there are other "geeky" chicks for Mark. Blind Date's a tv show - and its all about entertainment and ratings.. im sure they threw these 2 together just for entertainment purposes.

[ArBiTeR0000Tactical]

wow, what a trip...lol

[Darthbelal]

The only thing wrong with this episode is that they didn't find a woman just as weird as this guy was. Imagine two people spending the date talking about reptiles and martians.

[BigKjr90]

napoleon dynamite

[iluvmetallica11]

o my gosh dude look at 3:01 she looks when he says "i was wondering if i was going to find my soulmate here" and she looks at the camera like HALL NO!!

[norwegianterminator]

hahahahaha!

[IzzyIsou]

Didn't know Ray Romano was on Blind Date. What a bore. Trying to hard to be eccentric... (yawn)

[13charachters]

This guy's clearly putting on an act

[jackarf1]

Where do they find these guys lol it's like a "special edition" made my God or something, weirdos only haha

[l3g3ndin]

thats sum scary stuff to on a date the aliens were trying to abduct me LOL!! hahha

[Afr0Afr0]

lol he reallllllllly needs to use the gloves.

[damethemaco]

this guy is extremely weird

[KingUponMain]

hahahhahah how can someone be this awkward around people

[themachinegunn]

it wasnt on mars....it was here....and martians worked there!

[alexkg1]

rofl! this guy is something else

[DownWithAnon]

OMG What's he wearing??

[worldofbong]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[tempemonkey2323]

This man is serial killer material.

[carrie253]

@tempemonkey2323 LOL i thought the same exact thing when i first saw him

[Geezart1982]

What happened to the volume around 6:14?

[brmadman4455]

Hahah, no way, this guys fucking around.

[AzureEbony]

Which Blind Date episode was were they featuring from 0:08 -0:14? Does anyone know?

[pitbulllover74]

I used to love this show until I found out most of the daters are paid actors. When its not real it takes something away from the comedy of blind dates. Ive been on many and trust me, you dont have to fake a blind date to make it funny or awkward!!!

[pitbulllover74]

Crap, I just saw a comment from me a few comments down saying the exact same thing! Sorry guys; forgot I had wrote that!

[Loochery]

Where'd you hear that?

[pitbulllover74]

I cant remember where exactly but I had read it before.... which I didnt believe and then I saw a show about 'reality tv shows' and how real they really were. They had interviews with a few of the Blind daters that admitted they were basically following a script. They did say that not all were fake though.... I guess some were real people.

[pitbulllover74]

....hey, go to Angela on Blind date and read the info panel. I just found that.... it says most actors are paid on Blind Date.... I still like the show though :)

[brmadman4455]

I do believe you pitbulllover, but my friend was on this show and was set up with a butch ass female bodybuilder. He definitely wasn't a paid actor, but he did get screwed royally lol!

[plastique45]

@pitbulllover74 Nowhere has it been stated that the show employed actors. Some people have claimed it, that's all.

[tempemonkey2323]

@pitbulllover74 If they were paid actors then there would not be so many uneventful episodes.... I think it seems clear that most of the people on this show, besides this one, are just plain ordinary people... They may encourage some people to say or act in certain ways though.....

[ShaolinViolin]

hahahah she concerned for her life most of the date

[haushibo]

4:03 - the delivery and tone reminds me of jim gaffigan.

[pitbulllover74]

Damn lol, that comment at 3:54 about Seal was kinda messed up!

[pitbulllover74]

I loved this show until I found out most of the daters were paid actors.... just like all the other reality shows, its not very real. Still like it though but it loses something knowing its not real.

[elong1983]

he reminds me of napolean dynamite, lol.

[jpzxcvbnm]

Only desperate people come on this show, and they get desperate people in return.

[airborn101st]

fake?

[lizelleee]

AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[tune5k]

this guy sounds like butthead a little

[KypDurron87]

Last ten seconds were awesome.

Poor bastard had no clue.

[Azbx23]

You really fucked that one up, Mark.

[beyond2k8]

HAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHA

[PlayaplayaAP]

Alien lol

[BootsyBrootal]

hahahaaaa omg

[skylur44]

Poor poor guy; hopefully he can find someone he really needs someone to love him and care for him, this was just sad.

[ALEE775]

..and hopefully she likes lizards and martians.

[skylur44]

Gotta be someone somewhere who shares his rather unusual interests.

[dhouse87]

he sounds like the guy from the Clear Eyes commercials.

"for red eyes, use clear eyes..."

[momaddicted101]

this guy sounds perma fried

[kittenmew5252]

hahahaha! i love how awkward this is!

[speedyweedylemon]

do you think he's on the autistic spetrum?

[WorshipInTruth]

That was painful to watch. Lets be honest here guy, you are an actor. Blind date is not real, I knew it.

[WorshipInTruth]

Yeah ask your date if she is a fan of reptiles, the ladies love that.

[veryshortname]

it was the reptiles and the leather gloves... this guys is pure eye candy. I would pay for him to hang out with me

[remus456]

wth? martian DUDE?

[sah2u]

it looks like a prank.. haha

you're not ugly, but you're a geek =P

[Eppiphane]

haha she'll love my snake

[bbbbbb222222]

lol, at 4:46 she is so scared

[k8ee84]

4:35 She doesn't know what to do!

[spinspinnsugar]

How did she get the nickname Jill from the name Beth, (which btw, is also a nickname)??

Maybe it's just a really boring stripper alias.

[LcoolJfiveoh]

yeah mark real smooth lol

lol why do you have this video on youtube for everyone to see!? it is so self degrading man like i cant imagine making a worse impression of yourself

[steadybeau]

Some guys are just fucking clueless.

[zecnobot]

She was thinking, "Oh my god. He's going to kill me."

[Eazyersaidthendun]

the chick was kinda hot, 2 bad the guy was retarded

[gopconservative78]

looks like they found Zenu

[thickskn]

SCARY

[JEEPBRAH]

i refuse to believe this is real. i couldnt stop laughing