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  • Vivi

    A Vivi is very different from all the girls you'll meet. If you meet one always try to have her before someone steals her from you. She's usually very smart and will often try to help you with you homework. She'll hug you often and has a good sense of humor. She's cute and hangs out with friends that might like her. So you'll need to know how to get her heart before someone else does. If she's into you, you are the luckiest ass in the world. You can fall in love with her.

  • @girl3boy

    But my real name is Viivi and they didn't have it so I add it there later on.

  • a forced meme? *pukes*

    memes come naturally upon us

  • Kate 2819 up, 1064 down Purely perfect :- -Gorgeous. -Hot. -Lovely. -Just generally amazing really. -And has a great bod. -A great girlfriend etcc. Mmmm. thats just one of them omg i feel so happy LOL
  • Rayna:

    A Beatiful angel with a golden personality and bounds of talent.....that any guy would love to adore!!!!

    One who repels ignorance and lies through demonstration.

    Holy Torpedo....That Rayna girl looks fantastic!!!......break me off a piece of that!!!!

    Rayna is amazing, we should all inspire to be her.

    *Fist pumps*

    OR: rayna

    Very hot, sexy, fun to be around girl. She is a guys best drinking friend. Mans best friend

    WOW Rayna your HOT!

    Look at that girl drink....oh thats just Rayna

  • A: whos ur bf

    B: Jacob

    A: Oh my god u lucky bitch

  • Omeed: 1015 up, 0 down known as the original Persian Pimp, also known for his amazingly keen sense for perfectly good women, a personality worth diamonds. One of the most classy sophisticates in history.

    Oh my god! I wish i was like Omeed! Hes so cool, and he knows exactly how to get girls.

  • @Omeed911 SO TRUE!

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  • Madeleine: Quite possibly the coolest person EVER!! in fact, definately the coolest and best person EVER! ORRRR A person who anyone will love dearly. Someone who is open minded, but close minded to people she has an off sense about. She is caring and is perfectly beautiful. Someone you will love instantly because of her personality and unbelievable looks. Any guy would be lucky to have this girl in their life.

  • Actually, I like this one better:

    Bridget: Sweetest, Prettiest, Most Intelligent girl! She is a hopeless romantic and just makes you smile with every word she says. She has big plans with her life and won't let anyone get in the way. She has a big heart and a thing for helping others. Music is a HUGE part of her life. Everytime you see her, a smile is forced upon your face.

  • Bridget:hottest girl alive. guys, you know you want her. the most beautiful, and a lovely dancer. she can act, she can sing, she is perfect all around, inside and out, but she is very down to earth and can brighten up anyones day. she is also, quite a prankster and can do many bad things without getting caught. she is amazing. bridget is very charmig and can get you do do what ever she wants through her charm

    has fairy-like qualities and is really good with animals. one of a kind.

  • charlie:~

    a person who will make your life hell, but you will love always.she is funny and kind of fit, but also possibly depressing. and although she is trustworthy and kind, dont let her too close to your heart.

    aladin: omg hi charlie!

    charlie: omg hi!

    aladin: i <3 you

    charlie: i <3 you too

    aladin: *hug*

    charlie: *hug steal wallet and soul*

  • Max

    Short for "Maximilian", a russian name meaning "Large Penis."

    "they dont call him max(Maximilian) for nothing!"

    Exactly

  • 1. A Lupe is a kick ass hispanic who loves to party! (I don't really party....but the first part...*chucklechuckle*)

    2. A spanish woman who loves to clean and cook. (Yeah....I hate cleaning.)

    3. A mexican broad who likes to get down and have a good time. Giggles about everything but can't tell jokes and is always smoking weed. (First, I don't giggle at everything *hehehe ahem!. ..Second, my jokes are pretty solid. Kinda. Sometimes.. And third, I don't smoke. It's bad for you. :P)

  • i love ur accent

  • you talk like amazingphil <3

  • Megan- The most extreme version of a meatatarian.

    I find this amusing, as I am a vegetarian =)

  • Annie-

    the coolest and baddest motherfuckin bitch alive. she is known for being fierce and independent, she will kick your ass.

    greek name: (meaning) gorgeous, kindhearted, rebelious, gentle towards others.

  • Ahmad-Ahmed. The most amazingly perfect person you could ever meet. He is perfect in every way, and every person he meets adores him. He is loved by so many, yet loves only one other more than his own life. An Ahmed always has beautiful eyes and isn't afraid to use them to his advantage. Even though he loves only one other, he will flirt with people of the opposit sex. If you know an Ahmed, look after him. He is the greatest treasure you could have.

  • bahahah disturbed;]

  • Your pretty. :3

  • My name is Andrew go look it up

  • 'Claire is the most beautiful thing we've ever seen.

    Claire is like a fresh spring rain after hot sex.

    Claire is the Grammar Goddess.

    Claire sits unelected atop her avian perch.'

    True, I am a grammar Nazi...

  • is it just me but oHMAGAD you are so HOT!

  • I'm so late to respond, buuuut, mine started off so nice, saying Annie is beautiful and kind and all this lovely shit, and then they all turned horrible, apparently it's best to avoid Annie at all costs, oh dear. Also, an Annie is someone who makes their shopping list in the order of the supermarket layout. How odd.

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  • shona isn't defined yet.

  • Aaron = indian slang for pimp --- oh yeah

  • Cody 2577 up, 889 down

    buy cody mugs, tshirts and magnets

    1) An attractive guy that chicks digg.

    2) A being who has a level manliness about them of which is somewhat subtle yet unparalleled, and which is sometimes mistaken by lesser men as gayness.

    3) A higher level of man who endures a multitude of gay jokes, but is in reality much more straight than the lesser men who provoke him

  • caroline:1- Basically, everyone just loves carolines and they all feel compelled to make music about them

    2-a hot girl that loves to flirt and barely anyone can get her. Girls envy, and boys drool

  • There Were Only Two For My Name :( They Are:

    Kalee - the most fun on the planet and loves to have fun and gives the best advice.

    &

    Kalee - A annoying bitchy girl with a big mouth and an even bigger ass.

    .........................

    ............

    btw, You Are Totally Sexy :D

  • Bryson

    One of the most awesomest people you will ever meet.

  • Samantha: A sexy female who if you are not currently dating you should get with. Samanthas are women of beauty and booty and usually a gorgeous blonde. They are all you wish you had and the best choice for a girl friend.

    If you date or dated these gorgeous Samantha's you have all you'll ever need or you are mental and let the best thing you had go, without realizing it.

  • 1: this one fits way too good for me... its scary: Jonas is a Latin common but well-known name. He's nice, attractive, intelligent, thoughtful, gorgeous, friendly and has a good sense of humor. Even though he doesn't think so, he's a strong personality and can deal with problems. Person 1: What's your name? Jonas: My name is Jonas. 2: Life its self, also the new god. Jonas is life, or oh my jonas! last just epic! :D
  • Eughhh, I tried posting my video as a response to this, but I have to wait for it to be accepted by YOU JohnnyDurham19 until it shows up as being a response :( So accept please? :)

  • Joe:A Man's name. A shortened version of the name Joseph. Simply the greatest name ever. Only the smartest. most athletic, best looking, coolest and all round greatest guys are called Joe.

    My name is Joe. You know that means i rule!

  • Nick

    the most amazing person alive with a huge penis

    Nick p. has a huge penis

    2.

    buy nick mugs, tshirts and magnets

    the hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet. usually has a very large penis, makes a really good boyfriend and is alwyas condfident about himself. can kick almost anyones ass and is quite a gentleman. always get with a nick, you will alwyas be pleased.

    "man that guy guy was so good last night, he had such a big dick."

    "must have been a NIck"

    penis sexy manly pleasing hot body

  • lol LOOK WHAT IT SAYS 4 ME! Nick 9299 up, 4341 down

    buy nick mugs, tshirts and magnets

    the most amazing person alive with a huge penis

  • Krissie:

    Krissie isn't defined yet.

    .....great.

  • Sarah:

    The name "Sarah" is translated from the Hebrew language. It means "Princess"...and rightly so!

  • Ally is the girl who knows how to party like a rockstar. A name for a person who is accurately considered to be completely awesome, but very stubborn. The perfect definition of an adorable being.(Soo true ♥)

    That girl, yeah man she is an Ally.

    Another one -.-

    To pop a cap in someones ass.

    yo fool, ima ally yo ass if you dont gimmie my money xD Haaa!

  • Maggie:

    A girl who doesn't trust or fall in love easily. (CAUTION: if you are lucky enough to have her fall for you, she has a soft heart that is easily hurt. Be good to her.) She can be confusing, but only needs you to tell her and things will clear up. She can be beautiful inside and out. Her spirit draws you to her like a magnet. Once you know her, everyday is new. You can never be sure that you know everything about her.

    Man, you are so lucky to have a girl like maggie.

  • Eric:

    A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, eric's are known to land on top of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.

    Omg! dude last night I saw an eric fly by!!

    LMFAO xD

  • forced meme what a fucking faggot

  • Josie: An amazing get going girl. She is always up for anything! She is out looking for a good time. Very fun, energetic, hard working, GORGEOUS GIRL. She is intelligent, has loads of common sense and is good at anything she does! ANYTHING! Great friend has your back she is a lover, not a fighter. She is definitely someone you want to know!

    Another one suggested that I was either "unreasonably violent" or "secretly mafia." I think these pleased me even more than the above definition. (;

  • Dakotah:

    A boy name given to extremely considerate, nice, caring men who respect women and is extremely hot. The best friend or brother a girl could ask for. Very protective.

  • "he most amazing person alive with a huge penis". I kid you not.

  • Beth - An unbelievably awesome girl, always happy and laughing. Despite this she can also be serious when you need her to be and will always be there.

    "DUDE, Have you seen my beth?" "Yeah, she's over there being awesome, laughing and making the world a better place."

    I like this meme :D

  • A: whos ur bf

    B:jacob!!

    A: OMG u lucky bitch!!!

  • my name is Eugenia and it has only one definition really nice actually!

  • It says that my name (Oda) is an acronym for "Online display of Affection".

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  • oll austenwack move...

  • michael

    bassically perfect in every way.

    i had to shorten it but thats bassically what it said. look it up if u dont belive me

  • "MaryLynn: an extremely awesome person, too cool to put into words."

    For the record, I didn't put that. ;)

  • Henrik

    Just another synonym for God.

    Also means almighty, and is often used in sentences where people describe how someone is supreme to the others.

    Also used as a counter-word against Per-Stian, which is the most gay word/name in the universe.

    OH MY HENRIK!

    You're not Henrik!

  • Natalie :

    A very pretty girl who is shy at first but then she will open up. She is very trustworthy and has a great sense of humor. She falls for people fast and doesn't trust easily. She is beautiful inside and out people just don't realize it..... yet. Shes kickass and a great friend to have.

    I needed a smile so thank you :)

  • Emma:

    I REALLY hot girl who is REALLY funny and irresistable to all guys. You either want to be here or be with her.

    Interesting...

  • my sisters name

    estefania

    1. The most beautiful female in the world. Most people think of her as an angel, but is actually a goddess in human form.

    2. A word that can be used in any part of speech to mean beautiful, smart, sexy, awesome, etc.

    Verb: He Estefanied the park enough to make everyone love it.

    Noun: That was Estefania.

    Adverb: With you or without you, I can Estefanialy make this work.

    Adjective: When I look into your eyes, I can't look away because they are so Estefania.

  • betty

    1. "The term Betty refers to a hot chick. One that is attractive, stylish and self confident. A Betty is typically a looker." ;D

    2. "Betty is the term used to describe an amazing person who you can depend on... Betty is also a term for "sweet and loving girl." The more you get to know her, the more you love being around her. She has a good sense of humor and has a cute laugh. She's chill yet hard working as well as kind and considerate..."

    i love both def...

  • 1. eleanor

    is not only the coolest looking car but the coolest looking person. It is the most awesome name a person can have. means "light". and must always be pronounced eleAnor not eleanA. Elena is a DIFFERENT name. the distinction between the 2 is very important.

    can also be shortened to el, ellie, and nell.

    omg isn't Eleanor cool

  • Kayleigh - A previously uncomman name, bought to fame by the band Marillion in the eighties.

    'Kayleighs' tend to be a little on the eccentric side with a wild streak that is often hidden by well mannered and often accidental ditziness.

    'Kayleighs' are very terrotorial over their young. "Kayleigh" is often associated with the words "ditzy"and "lovely".

    "You are clearly having a Kayleigh-esque moment" for example trying to do two things at the same time and failing miserably.

  • Thor - God of thunder, strongest of all Gods..

  • Sera: a small elf like creature that roams the forest at night searcing for truth and justice.

    duuude.

  • colton 1a) beautiful, auh-mazzing boy with good intentions. Makes an awesome boyfriend, the sweetest guy on earth. Has the warmest heart. No one could ever stay mad at him. He's easy to love. The most adorable boy ever.

    I love me some colton. :) 1b) amazingly cute and smart. never fake and always the perfect bf.

    "omg. i wish my bf was more colton!"

  • 1.a true gangster. 2.A lover of rap music. 3.A rebel without a cause. 4.A loose cannon

    "Man that kid's going widda style!!!"

    "Dont mess with me fool or i'll go widda on your ass!"

  • my name is crystal, i looked it up. it made me feel kinda good. :D ;)

  • Steff. Noun. The best sex goddess ever

  • Courtney Noun: A once and future Queen of Narnia!

    An amazing, badass with many aliases, who is freakishly strong, hilarious, loyal, and a drop dead gorgeous person who happens to also be my best friend.

    Courtney kicked ass in The Battle.

  • Maura: The most beatiful girl you will ever meet. Very fun to be with. Loved by many people. Loves to have fun and laugh, loves the warm summer sky. You cant help but to want to be with her all the time. Maura is very cheerful and happy. She goes along with the days and all of her beauty follows her.

    Dude that Maura was smokin' hot. I wish I got her number!

  • Calee: Pronounced Cali, like the nickname for California. A girl that is very obsessed with Hannah Montanta and other famous child-idols, like Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny.

    Friend 1: "I love Hannah Montana! I just bought 2 Hannah Montana bracelets, 2 Hannah Montana necklaces, Hannah Montana mirror stickers, 6 Hannah Montana pencils, Hannah Montana gloves, a Hannah Montana notebook, and a pen that sings Hannah Montana songs!!"

    Friend 2: "Your such a Calee."

  • Payten:

    The most kind, beautiful girl you will ever meet, inside and out. Smart, ambitious, outgoing, easy to get along with, trustworthy, an outstanding artist, very athletic, super funny, someone you could talk to for hours and hours and never run out of stuff to talk about, very easy to fall for, guaranteed to put a smile on your face everytime you think about her, the kindest heart you will ever meet.

    <3

  • Farzana-

    The most amazing, brilliant, sexy girl in the world. A girl that can make your head spin, heart skip a beat, and legs give out from under you. She has the most dazzling smile, cutest eyes, and prettiest face you can find. If she walks past you her perfume goes straight to your heart and makes you drool. Farzana has the hottest voice on the planet. If she even looks at you you feel like melting. Bottom line...There's no girl out there better than Farzana!

    Wow...>_>

  • Katie:

    An absolutetly gorgeous person. Someone who is so amazingly beautiful its almost physically impossible.

    That girl is so beautiful. She must be a Katie.

  • Someone who makes the hair on your arms stand up when his name is mentioned. He is the type of guy that a girl would do anything to fuck, even lick a really fat puerto ricans ass crack. When cory walks by girls stare and if he says hello to you, some people even cry. He is that kind of guy that is so beautiful that even when you picture him doing something repulsive, like taking a huge shit, he is still an angel.

  • Rachel:

    rachel's are usually cute and pretty. have a good body and are smart. they also tend to be popular and silly and like to fool around.

    damn that girl is hot she's probably a rachel.

  • Hayley:

    A girls name, usually associated with a fairly small cute but hot girl. Is unique in her clothing style and is brilliant at the things she loves best whatever that may be. Loved by her friends and envied by her enemies.

    Guy1: Man that Hayley girl is cute

    Guy2: I know, how hot does she wanna make herself?

    Haahaa I wish....

    :)

  • Keila -

    the best person in the world. Friendly and lovely. A woman in which you can trust everything. She is always there for you to give you a hand. Keila is so pretty and she has a lot of men behing her.

    it was the only def......

  • Clare -

    A beautiful, kind hearted, yet firey soul.On the whole this foxy cat is a gem but woe betide the person who does not fold the tent correctly or pack the boot correctly.

    It made me laugh... i am slightly OCD and will repack anything that is not right :)

  • Amy :

    The most BEAUTIFUL girl you will EVER meet! Don't even think about breaking her heart or any other piece of her, she CAN hunt you down and WILL find you! Very humourous, and fun to be around.

    haha xd

  • lizzie - a person with a tendency to trip over things no-one else possibly could - walks into the same door twice in the same day - is a bit of a moron and puts her foot in her mouth but is hilariously funny.

    ha, did you see her trip over her own feet - what a lizzie!

    how did you get that bump?

    I pulled a lizzie.

  • William: A charismastic, charming, handsome, respectful and chivalrous gentleman of high upbringing. A 'Prince Charming' so to speak in many aspects.

    My god...he was the man of my dreams...such a William...

    so true...so true...

  • My name is Zack this is my favorite definition

    Define:Zack:a guy witha very big dick women love to have sex with him but he makes it hard for them to walk the next day. he is hella hot and strong. LOL

    girl 1- i had sex with zack last night it was great.

    girl 2- how great?

    girl 1- well he made me cry and i had to ice my pussy it was really hard to walk.

    girl 2- i know what i'm doing tonight!

  • Phoebe:

    Extremely gorgeous , incredibly confident and fascinating.

    Perfect in every which way and fun to be around. Most incredible person you will ever meet in your enitre life and very down to earth. Gets all the guy she wants and has an awesome personality. Just one of a kind

    "lets go hang out with her shes a total PHOEBE"

    Seems accurate to me. ;D.

  • Ona

    A very interesting person. When you see them they are often hard to miss. And as soon as you have found them they are also very hard to forget. This stunning person will leave memories one can not soon forget.

    "Man she pulled an ona"

    "Did you see that ona yesterday. Wow that was wild"

    Ona

    A variety of bat

    Did you see that lovebite on his neck? She bit him like an Ona last night!

    ^ That one was created by my friend, had to include it :P

  • James

    A kind-hearted, loving man who makes one happy with his attentiveness and desire to please. Wonderfully handsome and incredibly sexy, he oozes sex appeal. Often brilliant at making love. Fancied by all women that set eyes on him. Sometimes too easily led astray but quick to realise his mistakes and try to make amends. Very intelligent. Sometimes pompous but not overly so. Sensitive. Funny. Brave. Strong. Gorgeous. Loves lists. A brilliant father

  • Elvis: The Absolute King of Rock and Roll . all you other punkasses can sit down and breath through your nose. He truly was America's Penis. Huge and sleek and envied by the whole world. If for nothing else America was known as the birthpace of Elvis. Elvis Aaron Presley- Lisa Marie's dad. He gave it all, a simple man devoured by the darkness.

  • Sarah: a hero, a friend, a sexy piece of ass :P

  • Lianne is some innocent looking person who is great in bed. B)

  • Francesca:

    - A virgin fit to be sacrificed on the eve of the ides of January yearly for the birthday of the supreme goddess divine

    - The most beautiful thing you'll ever lay your eyes on

    - A girl who is Italian, having to do with the mafia, practically runs the bitch, don’t take no shit from no one, owns her man

  • Claire is the most beautiful thing we've ever seen.

    Claire is like a fresh spring rain after hot sex.

    Claire is the Grammar Goddess.

  • Nilda - Goddess of Peace. Unique above all others. Wife to the god of Love Samuel Alexander.

  • I found this one that accurate -

    Robbie - a very nice man that has a big heart, tries to always do the best for everybody else but never achieves anything himself because of this

  • Great idea - just made a response :)

  • BETH:

    1. beth is a word used in a region of up-state new york, and means god. this word can be used in the pledge of allegiance or for the sole purpose of describing someone with god-like qualities.

    2. Someone who drives too fast

  • Christina: The coolest, cutest, nicest girl ever. With the best personality, also very quick witted and very smart. Everyone should get to meet her at least once.

  • 6. ian 440 up, 157 down buy ian mugs, tshirts and magnetsA person with an abnormally large cock. Scientist have confirmed most people with the name ian have an above average cock.

    Dude! Did you see that guy's penis?

    Yea it was such an ian.

    large big hairy cock penis

    by Bill Arentte Apr 13, 2009 share this

  • Adam - A hard-headed Man, other-wise known as A Marine!

    Is always being such a Man, claims to be fine after enduring mortar fire and car accidents that include fire and explosions.

  • Mallory. -Inexplicable. Describes a woman who is mean, bitchy, rude, and stuck up, yet beautiful, caring, funny, and loveable, all at the same time. She is an object of desire, lust, and adoration by all men (and even some women), and that of envy, jealousy, and hate by most women. She is amazing, in all aspects of the word.

  • Jessie:Something made of stardust ready to shine but sometimes burns to brightly and bursts into flames and becomes dust once again, ready to repeat the process.

    "Wow, look at that beautiful jessie shine"

  • Flo: An 'imaginary' friend.

    boy asks wheather he can use the empty chair next to you.

    you reply with "no flo is sitting there"

    or

    In the car going to your friends house:

    "shit mum, flo. shes coming too, i was supposed to pick her up"

    mum does not question flo and replies with:

    "oooh no, do you want me to go back?"

  • Kate

    "-smexy/ beautiful

    -vegetarian

    -very nice

    -caring

    -coolest person you will ever meet"

    That's so me. I'm even vegetarian! =)

  • THATS MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • mine is

    "Johan"

    When a white man can dance as well or better than a black man.

    "Shit look at that honkey, that milk toast's a johann."

  • "Estefania:

    the bunny that lives under your bed and constantly haunts your dream of oranges and bananas."

    Its like they know.

  • Frazer=

    The common surname of one of the most beautiful girls known to mankind.

    Jane is a total Frazer...

    I have not seen a Frazer in a long time.

    I'm a girl.

  • Gonzalo-

    known for being smokin' hot and banging, and amazing at guitar/everything else. Some would say that they are without a doubt the coolest beings on this planet. They are deliciously sexy you just want to lick it.

    "Did you see Dan with that red shirt on?"

    "Yeah, he was definitely not looking gonzalo today"

    p.s. promise to god i didnt make that up

  • Nadine-

    The most beautiful, amazing and intellectually inclined girl in the world. Brings hope to others that want her, because that's what her name means in French. Is extremely hot, and good at anything she does

    *Ohh so true :)

  • rhiane : rhiane isn't defined yet. :(

  • @8z8a8c that means you're so special you can't be defined :))

  • @Sweeticted Oh yeahhh :P

  • I typed in my brothers name Masi

    A small, ignorant animal, It believes in order to achieve greater power, one must take it in the ass on a daily basis....This is a VERY powerful animal.

  • I spy with my little eye, a cheeky bottle of wine in the corner, tut tut mr durham xD

  • The sweetest boy you will ever meet, Dario is one in a million.

    Dario my gorgeous boyfriend.

    a handsome Latin man.

    Damn, that's one sexy ass Dario!

    cool guy who's sex hungry

    I won't be dario around stank pussy.

    lol xD

  • i'm named after a village in norway... how FFFed up is thaT?

  • My name, Karletta, has no definition : (

    but my nickname, Letta, is the same as a letter in the alphabet or that you write to someone in the mail ; )

  • #1

    rachel

    The most edible female name

    Rachel is sooo edible - especially with cream

  • maggie- #2

    An amazing person. She can always make you smile and laugh, and is unpredictable. Boy-crazy, fun, one of the best friends you'll ever have. Has beautiful hair.

    i suppose thats correct. :D

  • Hey! The name is Alexis!

    Alexis's normally are beautiful and very graceful. They normally have great smiles and a nice butt. Also they have great ta-tas. Alexis's normally makes guys hot for teacher and drool constantly. They also have cute noses and can turn anyones day into an amazing time.

    haha its totally true!! :)

    lmfao

  • My name is bethany!

    She must be a parking ticket because shes got "fine" writin all over her.

    How many bethanys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 0 bethanys make boys do it for them.

    An intelligent,sexy,smart,notself­ish,and trustworthy. person. They will give up anything that is everything for a person they loved.

  • 10. helen 78 up, 530 down buy helen mugs, tshirts and magnetsShort for a Helen Keller, this describes a severely handicapped person.

    OMG this Special Poetry Slam Werewolf video is filled with Helens.

    helen keller helen retard cripple rtard

    CRIPPLE, RETARD yeah!

  • AND, this one was my fav def.

    1. helen 965 up, 257 down buy helen mugs, tshirts and magnetsa girl who is awesome in all her ways. she is fly and skilled beyond belief. everyone else is jealous of her good looks.

    Dang, look at Helen. Lookin` fly as always.

    Man, I wish I could be Helen.

    awesome beautiful glorious skilled wonderful

    tehehe I'M AWESOME. jk lol

  • portia the most amazing person on the planet.

    She has gorgeous eyes and is the sweetest pea in the pie !

    she'll make you wanna jump off bridges and swim across the world to see her. she's not a car !

    woahhhh, d000d !

    that portia was banging hot last night,

    i wanted to tap that !

  • Alex

    ...........All of them are good

  • haha! Its so funny, I had done a similar video not too long ago, so its funny that I come across yours now. So I left mine as a video response, where I tell my definition :-P

  • Girls name. Often times has a hott bod and an awesome sense of humor, great personality, and is a great friend. But not afraid to lay you out if you mess with her.

    Shalyn is a hott mumma-cita.

    ~ I diss-agree with all of the above but I thought it was very funny.

  • ALL of the definitions of my name are dirty!

  • Paige464 up, 189 down

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    a girl who is amazing, cute, and an all around great person. Sometimes thinks too low of herself, but has no reason to at all. She is easy to love, and has a great personality. Generally younger than the rest, but definately one of the greatest people alive.

    I'm so jealous of Paige, she's like, pernfect.

    paige page super amazing love

  • 3. Will 1460 up, 730 down buy will mugs, tshirts and magnetsThe hottest sexiest man alive he makes my motor run hes so bangable i would fuck him in a heart beat I LOVE WILLLLLLLLLLLLL <3333333

    Will is so sexy...i juss wanna fuck him..all day..everyday...for the rest of my life! <3 this one is true trench coat wearing, tall, blue eyed son of a bitch. Usually is proficient in some form of self defence, and just as likely to kick someone's ass in an argument than reason with them.

  • Mines Rachel

    The most edible female name

    Rachel is sooo edible - especially with cream---> Soo true ;)

  • My name is Skye. Apparently this means;

    A beautiful girl who thinks too much for her own good.

  • my name would be dick... aHaHaH

    speaks itself ;)

  • 8. Peter

    v. To exaust

    n. 1. A name

    2. a penis

    Michelle: Damn. Peter's peter petered me last night.

  • Rachel

    1. She's the girl that everyone is jealous of...sexy, fun, smart, outgoing, and easy to talk to. She has a heart of gold and although she might seem bulletproof, she's caring and sensitive on the inside.

    2. A girl who isn't afraid to speak her mind or be herself. Watch out boys, she's a heart-breaker. A girl who won't settle for anything but the best, but rightfully so. She doesn't need a man to have a good time.

  • johnson

    penis

  • Sarah:

    the hottest and cutest girl in school shes just so awesome and has the best personality, shes realy shy at times but everyone loves her and whoever doesnt love her is just a jelous lozer:) and if ur a guy(damion, aj) then u should deffenitly go out with her

    omg did u see that sarah girl over there?

    yea isnt she the coolest? ya, dont forget the nicest!

    I like to think this is very accurate ;)

  • Hayley:

    A girls name, usually associated with a fairly small cute but hot girl. Is unique in her clothing style and is brilliant at the things she loves best whatever that may be. Loved by her friends and envied by her enemies.

    Guy1: Man that Hayley girl is cute

    Guy2: I know, how hot does she wanna make herself?

    -OR-

    a girl with a great personality , pretty, abit on the crazy side, a girl we all love

    'Whats your new gf called'

    'Chloe, but i wish she was a Hayley'

    Damn right! ;)

  • Real Name: Helen- a girl who is awesome in all her ways. she is fly and skilled beyond belief. everyone else is jealous of her good looks. Xample- Dang, look at Helen. Lookin` fly as always. Nick Name: Nelly- A word often used in contrast or instead of fuck. Not offensive to anyone but used when irritated. Xample- If Someone asks: "Do You Fancy Me?" You Would Reply with: "Do I Nelly!"
  • Christine:

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    1983 movie about the car that came alive and tore shit up. killed tons of people, and was an overall badass.

    Hell hath no Fury...like Christine.

  • 3. The only person that matters to me, The person i love more than anyone i know or have known... the reason i live.

    (haha, another good one, eh?)

  • Gael:

    1. One of the Celtic people of Ireland, Scotland, and the Isle of Man. Or anybody living in the Scottish Highlands, Isle of Man, and the west of Ireland that speaks one of the Gaelic languages;

    Scot and Gael were synonymous until the 15th century.

    (Lots like these, which I'm proud of because I love Scotland! I wish I lived there)

    2. A half man/half horse that often is seen carrying a football in one arm and is often confused with the centaur.

  • Jessi:

    The female version of of the name Jesse. Can also refer to someone made of awesome.

    A name, technically the female version of James but often mistaken as the female version of Jesse. Can be an abbreviation of Jessie or Jessica. Also--an incredibly amazing girl with the strength of a wildebeest.

    A being, female, made entirely of stardust, always ready to shine, but sometimes burns too brightly only to burst into flame and become dust once again, ready to repeat the process.

  • alma

    a hot porn star. very likely to have sex with men named: roger, zach, and max. likes doggie style and posing for pornographic photography.

    i banged an alma last night.

    righteous.

  • Mikal:

    A person who is one of the coolest and elite people that hang out on the IRC network of Sysnode.

    adj. Used to describe how radical, awesome or cool something can be.

    Mikal is great.

    Jesus whiz, man. That's so Mikal.

    HaHa!

  • Lucie:

    A girl who enjoys eating lemon heads on a daily basis. A Lucie can also be used when asking whether a monkey has eight fingers.

    e.g. "Does that monkey have Lucie?"

  • Sarah: sarah means kool popular sexi hot. everythin all the skanks arent. people who like er shuld ask er out. most amazing chick ull meet. sexi all over and got a good body

    As in, tht chick is such a sarah.

    damm shes hot

    I don't quite trust this definition simply because of all of the misspellings.

  • "Anouk: the hottest girl in the world."

    Right...

  • A extremely long penis of at least fourteen inches.

    She told me she wanted it, so I just whipped out Jake and waxed dat azz!

  • hahaha love that page! There where a lot of nice ones like "Olivia: a girl with a hot body, nice hair, humor, a little bit weird, laughs at her one jokes  and has A.D.D" and then there where

    "Olivia: A bitch who sends half-naked pictures of themselves to other peoples boyfriends." hahaha :)

  • Lauren; a beautiful girl whom makes you go crazy =]

  • CHRIS

    is a slang for huge cock

    like incredibly huge.

    oh man I wish I had a chris in me.

  • my name means casual sex apparently

  • May:

    "Someone almost annoyingly beautiful, possibly so nice that you can't hate her for it"

    So true. LOL

  • Nikki: Quite possibly the cutest, sweetest, and most attractive girl you'll ever meet. Not only is she pretty and hot, but she has great intellectual insight and is all around a perfect person. No matter what she does, you could never get mad at her. When you see her pictures, her smile, her eyes, you feel not only turned on, but content. Content because you know that she is everything you could ask for.

    "Have you met Nikki?"

    "Yes, and I think I want to marry her."

    "We all do."

  • grace;

    most G person in the world, according to the book of G's. is the leader of the gang the straight-up G's.

    person: "home skills in my crib the other day i saw Grace"

    other person: "no shit she lives in the hood!"

    person: "ah henceforth then we shall come to a deadlock in this case therefore no other party tis admitted till a comunitty in a nunchuck..."

    other person" "YES"

  • Urban Dictionary says that my name is a vagina. Thanks Johnny.

  • it always says im a bronze dragon rider who is in 8th grade at walden...

  • ha my names keevan and the first defintion is hot ass motha fucker

  • im addicted to this damn thing anyways: Girl who... A. listens to you B. has too much energy C. might be a little annoying D. is very talkative E. is very smart (but sometimes does not show it) F. is in love with some right now (but may not know it) Boy1: DUDE! That Kimberley is sooo INSANE! Boy2: DUDE! But look up! I think she loves you! Boy1: OMG dude! ima ask her out! Kimberley: WTF is happening over here?! pretty accurate :L
  • Okay, im Kimberley ((duh)) and i found this pretty hilarious becuase im part irish:

    Kimberly is an irish slang term meaning hot.

    boy 1: wow look at that girl over there.

    boy 2: KIMBERLEY!!!

    That website is awsome :L

  • i love these kirsty; *Rock hard, amaaaaaaaaazing, such a raj and one hell of a sexy bitch!!! Wow check out the legs on her, she's such a Kirsty *Funny, Cute, Huggable You have to know a Kirsty, if not go out and find one. Hey kirsty! Heya Babes!*Big hug* so if you dont know a kirsty... GO FIND ONE or just talk to mee (:
  • wow this what i actually got ? :/ -Sex on legs -Tiger in the bedroom -Waiscoast is TEH SEX -Adorable -Possibly the rudest person you will EVER meet -Cute. END OF. Michelle: "Did you meet up with Laura last night?" Hannah: "Yeh, she was a tiger in the bedroom!" (Laura walks past...) Michelle: "Aye up, sex on legs.." LOL.
  • Francesca -

    A strong and feminine name. Chances are a girl with a name like that will be the most beautiful thing you ever laid eyes on.

    I'm flattered!

  • Danielle -

    Unpredictable; sometimes indecisive, yet reserved(which scares people off, but not intentionally), respectable, and has the best of intentions when it comes to people.

    But will speak up for herself and anyone else to ignorant comments, and ignorant people. She likes to call them, "stuck-on-stupid". Don't take her being quiet around other people sometimes for granted.

    Other than that. She's an all-around good person. Not perfect, but good enough for her.

  • A very beautiful girl that may not be the tallest woman on the planet. Very shy, but super crazy. One knows how to be kind and caring. Loves to be a part and make good of ones life. She falls, but always gets back up. Loves to have fun. and goes great with her guy. Down to earth. beautiful yet has the brains too.

    "Hey did you check out the new girl? she seems so cute and friendly."

    "she perfectly kristine. :)"

  • CARRIE

    A girl who constantly has a guy on her side in her life. She's definitely attractive, super hot and sexy, but likes to reject guys often. She's very good at keeping people company, and you get lost in her cute and fun personality that you forget time is passing. She is secretly heartless because she likes to reject guys very often, but when she likes someone, she will give them her everything. But don't fall for her unless you know she likes you back - you could get hurt

    (:

  • Helena

    The most bubbly person in the world. Proof that all good things come in a small package

    Guy: Dude, come meet my new GF!

    '''' The next day'''

    Friend: She is no Helena, she's such a downer.

    I like to think they're true.

  • forced meme's are retarded. I'd bet you think milhouse is a meme too? gtfo newfag