SMBC Theater - Superhero Tryouts

[Sadavi5]

Not sure why the name "Fetal Alcho-Hero" is a problem to a woman who calls herself "The Sodomizer".

[wolflinkmidnaperson]

Ask him to leave, touch him on the penis.

[deskish]

Why did he even have that drawing?

[Hakudohshi]

Wondercat is a shitty name, James is now called Kitten Man. :D

[ariandynas]

@Hakudohshi Meh, he's a pussy.

[Kerridor3]

I find it odd that wondercat happened to have a picture of a naked molerat being hit by a lawnmower just laying around.

[jimbean636]

made me tear up, too funny

[indifilmsmakenosense]

Politeness is sexy, I don't care what anyone says.

[datott]

I thought the FA-hero was going to say "I'm actually required by law to tell you I'm a sex offender..."

[careca0000]

It'sa Rick James, biatch.

[TheRorschachian]

Why the hell would you need to fly AND teleport?

[AugustusYoranderFreu]

@TheRorschachian So you can teleport in midair?

[GoTeamOverdrive]

strange.. o.0 but funny in a way ^^

[ChainsawPolice]

I thought FA stood for 'Failed Abortion'

[bloodshedder021]

Mercury has no moon.

Yeah, I went there.

[pkemrin]

I think the ability to find anything erotic is a mental disorder with a name...

[ianflowforever]

I love Eros. Hilarious.

[Godferret16]

Smoke and drink while pregnant, then touch him on the penis

[trekkiebaby]

mmm Forcefulness!



[Uktrayf]

fuckin' shit yeah by thunder!

[thej209]

Wondercat doesn't cry!

[Jordanationalismtion]

2:10 Haha, joke's on him. Mercury doesn't have any moons..... God damnit I'm such a nerd.

[sigurdgram]

@Jordanationalismtion that would make it a great way to express disbelief. he thought something could happen only next to the moons of mercury.

[RYjet911]

Funny, although it's a little overly similar to a series of sketches from The Wrong Door.

Although "My mum got smashed, and so will you!" is the most awesome superhero catchphrase ever!

[FacelessDeviant]

Mmmm, touching on the penis!

[armegeddis]

@Mattiehyd150 He means the messenger to the gods, who owns moons. :V

[unitedkissmybut]

EAT FIST!!!

[Uktrayf]

Fucking shit yeah "by thunder"!

[deathbunny32]

Fucking shit yeah by thunder

[PnzrDiv666]

How on earth have I missed this one!

[tychoSNM]

Guy named Weiner ends up with "Boner" powers, what are the odds?

[armegeddis]

@tychoSNM Very likely. :V

[Cr42yguy]

@tychoSNM about 100% ;)

[ariandynas]

@tychoSNM About the same as a guy named Edward Nigma becoming the riddler.

[Idofphoenix]

I really wish I could be turned by rejection. I'd set for life!

[BytheWingsofIcarus]

Mmmh. Rejection... 

[Rikoshima]

fuckin shit yeah by thunder!

[thisguyflip]

"Oedipus complex!" not sure why i started laughing at this part but i did.

[Applemask]

My mom was a filthy whore who banged an unending parade of verbally abusive cokeheads EAT FIST

[rickrussell]

How many superheroes keep a picture of a naked mole rat being chopped up by a lawnmower? I mean, really?

[part2themovie]

Super Pals SAaave Meee

[Hakudohshi]

Eros will save the day by making the villain supremely uncomfortable! :D

[LukeTDoesStuff]

recieve awkward boner hug touch him on the penis

[Doom2Guy]

I will ALWAYS vote up for boners!

[Hanzatre]

SMBC should make a actual comic about these guys. I want to see Alpha Girl and Wondercat in action!

[FrigoCoder]

Hallelujah Eros \o/

[Elephantintheroom01]

0:18 - 0:21 Best look ever.

[aznfyrepixie]

Uh I know the music is probably stock music from somewhere but it SO reminds me of itsjustsomerandomguy's videos with his awesome DC/Marvel videos. Anyone else think of that?

[somercet1]

It doesn't speak well to me that I was trying to check Zach's package as he jumped away from Laura M. And Nickel... you rock. But I can find anything erotic, too!

[ErostheEpic]

3:35, i guess thats me if I were black,  *smacks my own ass*

[shill8989]

Awesome. Just awesome. I want more of this universe.

[HerringSnarkPidgeon]

sign up to be a superhero . . . then touch him on the penis.

[clostridium]

Old Spice.

[trustthewater]

I haven't laughed this hard in months. Thank you.

[ConorHartley94]

Awkward Boner Hug Man xD

[613TheEvil]

I really laughed a lot with the last line, on purpose. :P

[mauraofdunlath]

Sure, the big name superheroes get away with having 'don't do this at home' backstories, but the little guys don't. "Usually getting bit by a mutated spider is bad! Sometimes, it's very good!" Discrimination, I say!

Also, 'My views on good and evil are complex... Oedipal complex!' Awesome! :'D

[FacelessDeviant]

I liked the last one best.

"Mmmm, rejection!"

[42konner]

lol this is funny

[megsies]

Being played by JP Nickel = superpower, I'm pretty sure.

[GabeMorris]

Where was Dead Baby Comedy man? He can make you laugh at innapropriate jokes, thereby making you a social pariah.

[KeanuIIDAMAN]

"Fuckin' Shit ya by thunder!" XD

[SkepsisDub]

that redhead looks like aelf, why dont you show any hot reads i see everyday.

[CaptainKaddywhak]

Lol, all I could think of was Axe Cop. We need MORE TRYOUTS!

[DanceCixiDance]

@eatingmydreams NEVAAAAAAR! 

[122123]

wondercat doesnt cry

[traltixx]

Kelly seems to have gotten a sweet tan!

[sigurdgram]

@traltixx what the hell are you talking about? she's not even in this one!

[traltixx]

@sigurdgram I thought the person at the end was Kelly?

[sigurdgram]

@traltixx kelly is the hot chick who used to wear glasses from the plumber video. that is an overweight black man in nipple pasties.

[AdrianvsJak]

Can someone tell me which one is Zach and which one is Kelly?

[synapsii]

mmmmm rejection

[AdrianvsJak]

"Well, now you're just doin' it on purpose" LOL

[GeneralZaroff]

kind of meh

[Pandor25]

With a name like super hero tryout, i am surprise no drug addict showed up >.>

[InfiniteNarwhal]

"Fucking shit yeah by thunder."

[babylonian]

ugh, how the fuck does this only have 20 dislikes

[nohohongs]

if only you linked eros to boner man.. would have been epic ending..

[MikeSkullman]

Axecop. This idea comes from Axecop.

[MarkArandjus]

Anyone else found the way she said 'fuckin-shit yeah by thunder' hot? No? Just me?

[nickdavidthornberry]

@MarkArandjus Hell yeah brother ;)

[Nasikabatrachus]

"Fucking shit yeah, by thunder!"

Best line ever. Wondercat was awesome too. The SMBCT crew is just excellent.

[punkrocky6]

okay, for some reason i definitely thought fetal alcho-hero was going to be called FAILED ABORTION but once again i was wrong. my super power is always being wrong.

[blah227]

Problem: Awkward Boner Hug Man wants to be a hero.

Problem: Eros has the power to find anything erotic.

Problem solved!

[VannahWilson]

@blah227 LOL. I think "Problem Solved" is still my favourite, so thanks for the reference. XD

[ferki1234567]

@blah227 ProblemS solved. :D

[xXDissolvedGirlXx]

Was that the Sodomizer beside cat man?

[STMUN]

at least the same actress in most of the same suit

[Hisharu]

Thats one of the best punchlines you guys have had in a while. Also, I wrote a comic book (in middle school mind you) in which the hero was Captain FAS Baby, with powers of extraordinary lack of mental and physical development. He tended to collapse in the right place at the right time. Long story short, I'm suing you.

[RobertESnob]

I was a superhero once, but I kept farting so I was fired.

[MalkavSicolo]

They picked the hero that had the power to touch people on the penis

[Ariesxe]

Audition as a superhero, touch him on the penis. "Kapow!"

[gotrottin]

The chicks oily skin effect was stunning.

[NerdzClub2]

My views on good and evil are complex. OEDIPAL COMPLEX.

[3STARS25]

I have a catchphrase for ya. This is lame!

[MetallicKevin]

Best SMBC theatre so far by far!

[TheVivvav]

Awkward Boner Hug Man is the greatest hero of our generation.

[EvansRowan123]

Here's a picture of a naked mole rat being hit by a lawnmower... and touched on the penis.

[PurpleHazeGoofyGrape]

hahaha, dang dang double dang! funny, entertaining, and a cute girl in a superhero costume hmm what more do ya want!

[reNINTENDO]

Also, fucking shit yeah by thunder!

[AnimalTrash]

great video. My favorite part was the fat Rick James cameo at the end

[Rathdei]

I like that this is your 69th video

[Lugnal]

"Well now you're just doin it on purpose..."

[Hum0ng0us]

Is a Horse Cock a super power?

[yoshiko09]

I like how you got another use out of the LOL cat costume. Wonder Cat!

[fishbone937]

weak sauce

[lordsmokedmeatsnfish]

awkward boner hug..... get touched by his penis

[Blahdalizer]

"Well NOW you're just doing it on porous."

If Zach Weiner is the creator of SMBC, how come J.P. Nickel shows up more frequently? Does he run SMBC theater, ore is he just more suitable for the job?

[Athaeus]

@Blahdalizer Purpose*

[ZMoreland04]

Option 4: Eeeeeeeeeeeevil!

[AugustusYoranderFreu]

Eros is awesome, I'd like to see more of him!:D

[CurryCurry]

Mmmm, touching on the penis.

[4lligator]

Eros seemed to ignore the furry sitting right at that table.

maybe that's even too much for him?

[VortexProducer]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cjcrashoveride]

I thought FA would stand for Failed Abortion.

[reNINTENDO]

@cjcrashoveride I thought it stood for fat ass... I was disappointed :(

Mmmmmm... Disappointment...

[girlflash]

EAT FIST! ... touch him on the penis

[Squeejee09]

FA should change his name to "Fuckin' Awesome."

[whyohwhynousername]

Who has that kind of picture lying around?!

[439613]

0:56 - 1:02

funniest 6 seconds all week

[wiz1338]

meh

[Totema1]

I guess that's the last we'll "sea" of Fetal Alcohero!

[MarkArandjus]

@Totema1 Buhuhuhuhu!

[sigurdgram]

claim it's a super power, touch him on the penis.

[Rascus75]

Excellent, but needs more quirky heroes

[KingDavid73]

hilarious. 

[munkus83]

James is the best! Just looking at the cat suit makes me lol every-time :-D

James as Keyboard cat FTW!!

Mad props to the whole crew :-)

[BearShaver]

So Eros is basically me. He even looks like me :/

[Bibliofish]

Haha, oedpial compl-

[CmdrKeen]

Pure unfiltered genius

[Cerberus1992]

HA! 69th video...

[FOXGEAR92]

Quite nice, quite nice indeed.

[kstar35]

one of the best videos so far. laura is absolutely hilarious in every one she does. "fuckin shit yeah, by thunder!" and hopefully marque will be in some other videos too, "now you're just doing it on purpose"

[LieutenantFish]

Anyone else have the same goggles as Wondercat?

[Emhilradim]

The Sodomizer and Wonder Cat looking for a partner.

It's hard to see them being selective. They should hire on Eros and Fetal Alcohero.

[MissilesAgainstBats]

Notice that every comment on a YouTube video involves touching someone on the penis.

...then touch him on the penis.

[stilwellx]

2:56 ginger mode

[Chucktanium]

Lol, that whole time I kept looking down at the picture wondering what it was. Mole rat getting hit by a lawn mower, duh

[theoriginal42]

The Eros guy is new, isn't he?

[CodenameMalleus]

@theoriginal42

He was one of the developers in the MMO skit.

[MechaSixVII]

hug him, awkwardly and accidentally touch him on the penis

your son has unresolved mommy issues touch him on the penis

INFINITE POSSIBILITIES ... touch him on the penis

[MechaSixVII]

there's too many opportunities for "touch him on the penis" jokes here. TOO MANY.

YOU WIN TODAY SMBC

[RavenWiing]

Wow guys, I don't think I've ever seen anyone make fun of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Very original, you should bring him to comic con, maybe you can make a series about fetal-alchoman :P