I've been gone from Groton for a little over 4 years, and I *just* figured out what a Grotopotamus is. My life is a little more complete...I just wish I had learned it when it was still applicable.
So this is supposed to be what attracts non-sensible girls to Twilight? I always assumed it was the guys that play the leading males, but I suppose you'd need something more to attract the reads of the books.
Twilight is a terrible blight on American pop culture.
sadly i've actully read the firts book, and let me tell you something:5 out of every 6 pages is about there edwards or the werewolf dude porshaly naked body. it's discusting, IT PIST ME OFF SO MUCH!!!!
That's what a friend of mine said. He also said that movie is part of what destroyed the relationship. Being forced by a female relative is probably main reason why men see it. That or it's a method of execution.
I always tell the NUBs they get called NUB until they are qualified to do something other than clean and they are FNGs until they pay their GI bill off... now you dont have to do that whole 100 bucks for a year shit so...
Another awesome video guys, keep up the good work! Your really starting to make an impact. Just last week a recruit came through boot camp that knew the word "maternal copulator".
Twilight IS porn. -Seawolf
lmfao
Warjack827 1 month ago
I love Twilight, but still love all the jokes. XD "Because nothing says killer like glitter."
SynysterxLisa 3 months ago
I've been gone from Groton for a little over 4 years, and I *just* figured out what a Grotopotamus is. My life is a little more complete...I just wish I had learned it when it was still applicable.
AliveoutofSpite 5 months ago
Currently Unqualified Naval Trainee, CU Next Time!
MrLeatherman23 6 months ago
why are their heads so small??
sweetlilpsycho 8 months ago
So this is supposed to be what attracts non-sensible girls to Twilight? I always assumed it was the guys that play the leading males, but I suppose you'd need something more to attract the reads of the books.
Twilight is a terrible blight on American pop culture.
dragonstormx 1 year ago
sadly i've actully read the firts book, and let me tell you something:5 out of every 6 pages is about there edwards or the werewolf dude porshaly naked body. it's discusting, IT PIST ME OFF SO MUCH!!!!
bringerofshadow1 1 year ago
@bringerofshadow1
Why did you read, did you decide to tempt fate and see if it was actually that bad?
dragonstormx 1 year ago
@dragonstormx girlfriend talked me into it
bringerofshadow1 1 year ago
@bringerofshadow1
That's what a friend of mine said. He also said that movie is part of what destroyed the relationship. Being forced by a female relative is probably main reason why men see it. That or it's a method of execution.
dragonstormx 1 year ago
Currently Unqualified Naval Trainee. HAHAHAHA!
aced0rk1225 1 year ago
"Nothing says killer like glitter skin"... funny shit.
slammedc2003 2 years ago
So if you have a Grotopotamus and a Bremelo, would it be fair to say there could be a Guamocet?
XR171 2 years ago
hoo-yaa grotopotamus
redsox4life1982 2 years ago
or there's dipshit, dolphin impared personnel seeking help in training.
bradbakula 2 years ago
Currently Unqualified Naval Trainee... I will be using this term when I return from leave.
iamthegame420va 2 years ago
PO Hrabe, you are my hero.
silverx10 2 years ago
i live in groton, so i know what grotopotamus is. where do the bremelos graze? :p
bringmepieskm 2 years ago
they graze at bangor washington... alot of of bremelos and silverwhale are around here... so dont come here...
natexdoggxbssc 2 years ago
I'm so happy that I get to be a "Currently Unqualified Naval Trainee" for like... 3-4 years!
dorgodorato 2 years ago
Currently Unqualified Naval Trainee....EPIC! I see this getting published in future SOPs.
Glock2MyBeat 2 years ago 2
nothing says "killer" like freakin' glitter. HAHA love it!
alynette 2 years ago 2
they made this movie will the soul purpose of pissing me off!!!! hahahaha
bigblueeyedt 3 years ago 11
LOL!!! complete epic pwnage to the Twilight dweebs
adrian93927 3 years ago 9
That was fucking great.
holygrailbob 3 years ago 3
This crap is so funny,, most of this applies to the surface side also.... love the Currently Unqualified naval Trainee...
b928 3 years ago 2
I always tell the NUBs they get called NUB until they are qualified to do something other than clean and they are FNGs until they pay their GI bill off... now you dont have to do that whole 100 bucks for a year shit so...
butlering 3 years ago 3
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gobears1987 3 years ago
My God....
There's funny, then there's Tubedaze funny. That, sir, was genius.
whoastudios 3 years ago
Grotopotamus would cheat and have the Grotzillas and the grotweilers for back up.
It is so bloody cold here :( <------ random thought
rugonnacry 3 years ago
Nlon Sub Base is hell for any heterosexual male, there are nothing but fat chicks at the pud. Thank god for Time Out's.
jakelalonde85 3 years ago
I think the Grotopotamus would totly take down a Bremelo
flyfisherholms 3 years ago
totally, bremelos are too lazy. they would rather keep eating.
nukemiller1 3 years ago
Don't forget Whidby Whales.
mjwatts1983 2 years ago
grotopotamus. so much meaning from a TM in that hellhole.
tm3holmes 3 years ago
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ROTFL dude.. that is greatness....
kedd07 3 years ago 2
Dang when did the meaning of NUB change? In my day it was NonUseful Body.
Trollman859 3 years ago
Another awesome video guys, keep up the good work! Your really starting to make an impact. Just last week a recruit came through boot camp that knew the word "maternal copulator".
rltg86 3 years ago 2
Hmm...Twilight as porn for girls. Interesting thought.
Pattonmat89 3 years ago 2
Porn you can watch with your little sister at your parents house.
JoeMoses 3 years ago
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iamthegame420va 3 years ago
lmao twilight = porn. That movie did suck hard and was an embarrassment to true vampire movies ie Lost Boys.
Thewwekiller 3 years ago