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  • extra terrestrial life and intelligence is logical and constructive while religion is just a magical fantasy (illogical) fairy tale...

  • The picture about God punishing the lawn mower stealer is great.

  • I have a question for any Catholic-Christians out there. They say that Easter is an important event. Well, of course. That's the day Jesus rose from the dead. Here's my question: If it really happenned and is so Goddamn important, why is it on a different day every year? Well, we can't say what day it acured, but we now it was a Sunday.

    You know what I say? BULLSHIT!!!

  • @broalonzo Of all the inconsistencies involved in that story, the best one you can think of is that they hold it on a different day of the month each year? Celebrating something on a day it didn't occur is hardly the most alarming thing about Christians.

  • i found this video truly amazing . IM HIGH and the level this hit me with was, how do people walk everyday of their lives not questioning anything but just follow and accept what is told by the majority, much respect for George Carlin.

  • "Thank God for dead soldiers"? Is that Photoshopped? If not...what? Do they mean enemy soldiers?

  • @clokverkorange if you want look up westboro baptist church.just to let you know their sick in the head they protest dead soldier funeral and get ready for this one,they even protest a 9 year old girl funeral.

  • @clokverkorange No that is very not photoshopped. That's a fundamentalist Christian group known as "Westboro Baptist Church"; they believe God hates pretty much everything but them and they protest... well everything.

  • the world lost one of the great prophets of reason.. be he cynical and hilarious ive yet to see a celebrity with the balls to speak out against the whole ball of shit.. as he would say

  • I really do miss this guy and he was indeed just here a minute ago. :( Truly the great bastion for common sense and critical thinking was this old fuck.

  • Mankind's greatest hope. Carlin saw things the way they are.

  • Please, for once and for all, life extends beyond the US and religion beyond the Bible. When are people going to get this?

  • I love this!!

  • people are laughing but galactic federation will be real in our reality. why he knew so much?

  • Badass!!!!!

  • @BloodDiamond32

    Leave along the Jesus guy please. And if you read the bible where in it does it says that Jesus said to creat a religion after me? At long as I know Jesus never said that. So don't blame Jesus, blame whom ever came with the idea to creat a religion after him. Please do not confuse me for a religious person.

  • religion is for savages not for thinking beigns

  • religion is stupid

  • I think George Carlin IS GOD himself! 

  • Well, basically the UFO's dictate that the media present things the way they do. The UFO's are the cause of people having the perception of God equal to George Carlin's perception of God. The people holding signs that say "thank God for dead soldiers", are believers & followers of the UFO's. Finally, the Pope is the main representative on Earth of the UFO's

    I know it sounds crazy but "truth is stranger than fiction" & believe me... its the truth

  • Death is to painful,non- existence is  something humans can not digest,so they are predisposed to believing in a fairy tale that promises they will live forever and they will be united with the dearly departed,it would be nice to have proof,I for one don't buy this crap and it is crap but a very profitable one.

  • well i know why, to make human race better,smarter. just like we breed animals I think aliens will contact us eventually but not now or in my lifetime. we are not ready, we still in war with each otha need to get past this stage.

  • like cat is always gonna be cat, dog will be dog,shark will be shark.how come we are the only species that can mentally grow?? evolutionary wise this shouldnt be even possible by watching millions of other species around us. they mind stays the same. but we are different so i believes aliens picked early humans and manipulated our dna , only question is why..........

  • Man i hate those bible faggs. They are stupiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid. Id like to beat them i hate religious morons. i just cant understand how their brain works, like logic button turned out. Fuck jesus fuck allah, fuck every religion and every stupid moron who believes in it. aliens are here, and have been for a long time. they have manipulated human DNa. we the only species of millions that can mentally evolve and its alien handy work.they gave us this.its so obvious,.

  • If you play this song over Claire de Lune, it syncs up so beautifully if you delay the Carlin track just a bit.

  • George Carlin should have been our first ambassador to outer space.

  • What's a moran? I know what a moron is.

  • Thanks for sharing. I Judge the truth and reality by its fruit. How many Aliens have you known that raised the dead? Opened the blind eyes and walked on the water?? I rest my case...

  • @deliteinmee are those facts? as real as a leprechaun at the end of a rainbow

  • Time will come and the proof will be in the pudding, for all of you that have monkeys, slime or whatever for realitives. Alliens how about the decievers dominions.

  • Time will come and the proof will be in the pudding, for all of you that have monkeys, slime or whatever for realitives.

  • The reason why nobody treats alien believers with respect is because they happen to describe the alien the same way a Hollywood movie describes it.

  • @jshjamaar Just as Christians describe demons the same way a Hollywood movie describes them.

  • @jshjamaar Don't you mean Hollywood describes Aliens the same way as abductees describe them? You're showing your ignorence of the subject straight away. Hollywood never showed a grey type alien untill the speilberg fikm Close Encounters in 77, 13 years after Betty and Barnety Hill had reported being abductede by greys in Quebec, on the way back from Canada, and Travis Walton who was abducted in 1975, who he described as greys.

  • where can I find a MP3 of this? it is great

  • Carlin, one of a kind. A great philosopher. Will forever be remembered as one of the best comedians ever.

  • This is so true.

  • Myth of Christ the Redeemer

  • george carlin would have loved the ancient astronauts

  • GOOD 1 BROTHER 

  • lower iq i dont see any logic in this if you woana belive in litle green men dats your chois i dont critisis (sorry for the bad englis)

  • @buster4477 You don't see any logic in this because with peole like you it's trying to knock a square peg in a round hole.

  • lol awsome vid :D

  • jesus an alien you people are nuts i am a chtistian or call me a fanatic if you want but i believ in the bible

  • @buster4477 fanatic! :D

  • @buster4477 did u know that ppl who belive in those bible stories have lower iq than those who dont? it speaks for itself

  • @buster4477 im ex muslim i study bible and ufologist,freethinker and athiest...bible and quran tells about aliens..read your own book bible

  • @UnitedBohol yes Jesus also an alien

  • @buster4477 ok, ur a fanatic 

  • @buster4477 Fanatic! Your arrogance is astounding, if you want to beleive in something without a shred of proof that it exsisted, then go ahead, that's your choice, but to call people nuts for believing in something that has been proved time and time again exsists( i.e UFO's), then you're not really being Christian, are you? You're being an arrogant cunt.

  • The Ancient Astronaut theory is pure pseudoscience last time I checked.

  • @zonilo1 lol go watch the whole ancient aliens series on history channel and tell me if its still pseudoscience

  • @HVAC1337NJ

    WTF, that show is a pure example of pseudoscience (pseudohistory/pseudoarcheolog­y most likely) and a total slap of the face of our ancient ancestors.

  • @zonilo1 and what is your definition of that? did they plant all of the archeological evidence? the Nazca Lines in Peru are archeological evidence that could or could not be due to an extraterrestrial presence. especially "The Astronaut" . we cant rule out such a theory as we do not know everything about the universe

  • @HVAC1337NJ

    Those are just speculations with no proof, the ancient people had more skill back then than we can do now which is now lost overtime eversince their civilization has been wiped out.

  • My brainwashing began to unravel at the age of 13 when I learned about the Crusades and Inquisition. The final nail in the coffin of "faith" was when the (nun)teacher sent me to detention after I simply asked about it.

    Yup, DO NOT QUESTION or you will suffer.

    Nice one, Jesus, I bet that's NOT what you intended.

  • The 10 people who disliked this video are filthy religious fanatics.

  • Bible buffs seem incapable of forming their own thoughts, so they constantly quote verses. Using someone else's cryptic, nonsensical "argument" is hardly an argument at all.

    I've gotten to the point when someone starts giving me the Jesus treatment, I disregard them immediately.

    We have so much potential, but we cling to the archaic bullshit, and people who are into it, try to fearmonger us with "Hell" and "The Devil". The Bible is a cruel joke that should have ended centuries ago.

  • God Bless you.

  • Ever consider the two might go hand in hand and that the bible and many other religions have clear cut explanations of what the modern phenomenon of ufo/ aliens are.

    Jesus told us, in the last days it shall be as the days of noah.

    In the days of noah, beings not from this world came to earth and did some genetic experiments with humans namely breeding with us and tampering with our blood line.

    sound familiar to modern, alien abduction accounts? yes it does.

  • Nothing else to add. I will just applause.

  • Jesus was most likely an alien (a good one) but still an alien.

    good evidence for that is shown in a video on here, also I think Ancient Aliens on the History channel mentioned that theory briefly.

    Our ancient ancestors often mistakenly viewed aliens as "demons" and they are not demonic entities but extraterrestials

  • @buffboynick That's an interesting idea. Mary, artificially impregnated, wth alien DNA and nurtured as a baby and child by alien teachers and taught a new way of morality. Naive on the part of the aliens but the cultural disparity between us and them must be kind of astronomical.

  • carlin makes realy serious points here ....

  • Wow, Carlin is making the point!

    Great!

  • 10 people are douche bags..

    .

    This is brilliant..

  • There talking bout it on the history channel right now

  • this is so true. I heart george carlin.

  • What about holocaust believers ?? it's more bullshit than some random UFO riding a cock on your toilet !!!

    R.I.H (Rest In Hell) George Carlin you filthy faggot !!!

  • I don't see how anyone could think otherwise, to be honest.

    My friend refuses to believe that there could be intelligent life on other planets, and that out of the billions and billions of planets that are probably out there (in this galaxy and others) Earth is the only one capable of producing life. No, the pyramid structures and city ruins on Mars are just a coincidence, as is the mile-long human face structure just outside of Cydonia. Yeah ... we're the only life in the universe!

  • Checkout my channel if you want to see what he's talking about! And the funny thing is that it's true

  • I worship the sun :D

  • @mariusbleek

    That is what Christians are really doing.

  • Wow, probably the biggest bullshit I've ever heard. Even stupidier than mormon book.l

  • George Carlin is GOD!

  • i like how clear this arguement is ^.^ brilliant. closed-mindedness is completely uncalled for.

  • so does he beilieve in aleins?

  • Excellent

  • The aliens are already here and are knobbing us and the whole planet and have been doing so since day 1. Past civilisations have come and gone and soon we'll be added to the list. We are not important to them - only the planet contains resources that they want. We are slaves to them and just another resource. Meanwhile we consider ourselves intelligent and fight each other over pure nonsense.

    Forget all you've been taught and have a nice day people :) :)

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  • Hahahaha! I love how people who oppose atheism can never type a correct sentence. What dipshits!

  • @MrRobokoper What the fuck are you talking about dude? Aliens please come and teach this idiot how to type!

  • @bongripp3r18 Hahahahaha Aliens want to teach me?! XD

  • @MrRobokoper Well incase you forgot to take your short attention span meds while reading my comment, that's a little thing called sarcasm, Mr.RoboCocker.

  • @bongripp3r18 HA HA HA you comedian, Retarded childish comments!

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  • Have christians heard of the toronto blessing. (look it up on youtube)

  • Haha! Perfect!

  • spot on

  • Carlin is the man. Its all about numbers. A small group following a messiah is a cult, a large group is a religion.

  • yo is that a real pic at 4:18

  • He went a bit too far in defending UFO believers. It makes him seem kooky.

  • Carlin certainly had a potent mind.

  • Turn OFF your tv's (sry)

  • Put your bibles away my friends! Story time is over! its time to liberate yourselves from religion! And begin the real journey! Its time to liberate yourselves from culture, and reclaim your minds! And Please Please! Dont wrap yourself around biblical faery tales and call youself a Free777Thinker??? Whats that about? Turn your tv's my friends!!! AND RECLAIM YOUR MINDS!!!!!! Much Love!!!

  • brothers i think you need to do some more homework, the bible dose not speak against them (aliens/UFOs) it only supports them. so before u take some miss guided Christians and try to make them represent all of us, u should look into this video first. you seem to know much on this matter i know u will be interested >CE4 RESEARCH GROUP< the aliens will land first brothers i agree with u. it is warned about this entities in the word of God.with out a painter there will be no painting right

  • @trax2themax The christian belief is bullshit I'm sorry to have to be blunt and tell you, but it is. So is there a god? Possibly, but we havn't been given or found ANY real evidence that supports the idea. Anyone that claims they know the things that this so called god wants, if he is even real, is indeed dillusional and possibly insane. It's much more rewarding to look into the aspects of scientific reason and logic to analize the evidence that we have instead of presuming and blind faith.

  • @carny426 The world needs more people who think like you and I, well said.

  • @trax2themax your fucking yourself up reading the bible period. stop doing what ANOTHER PERSON wrote, cause the bible was written by men who claim they knew god.

  • Thank god for George Carlin ! lol

  • I read something once that said we may never meet aliens because to get to that level of intelligence you need to be competitive (Natural Selection at work). And competition among intelligence means advanced weapons. The idea was that once a society discovered E=MC² their days were numbered as a species and star travel would never be developed.

    I thought it was an interesting (but depressing) idea on reality.

  • If the shroud isn't a fake then the image on it could be anyone's. What makes you think it's Jesus'? Your overwhelming desire to have some speck of evidence that he even existed?

    Next you'll be telling us the Noah story is true.

    The fact is that Evolution has proved that man descended from simpler animals so there was no Adam & Eve. And that means no original sin and THAT means no need for Jesus.

    Simple really if your mind is still open.

  • @warren52nz

    Very good point. I have thought that it was very odd that God would punish people who had no knowledge of Good and Evil for a supposed "sin" they committed in a state of ignorance. The Bible says they had no knowledge of good and evil, so why would they listen to god and how could they evaluate his demand they not eat the fruit unless they ate the fruit and developed reason ? Prior to that, they would be classified as insane by current law and unfit to stand trial.

  • @warren52nz Technically, Evolution hasn't been proven. It's still a theory.

    But then again, Kant's theory of falsificationism states that for a theory to be considered scientifically valid, it has to have the potential to be proven false - hence the belief in God is not scientifically valid because it cannot be falsified.

    (Then again, Kant's theory itself isn't scientifically valid either, because it itself can't be falsified XD)

  • @ska2808 Technically it has been proven, unlike Creationism. When you say theory, use the scientific definition, an explanation but Gravity is just a theory too. So is the Germ Theory. Are they not proven either? God is not scientific because deities deal with the supernatural. I'm assuming you believe in a omniscient, omnipotent, and omnibenevolent being, such being can not exist logically and we determine existence with our five senses. If your god is outside the five senses, it doesn't exist

  • @HybridD91 ... the fuck are you talking about? Read my post again, and take your head out of your ass.

    And read up on falsificationism too, while you're at it.

  • @ska2808 I was replying to "Evolution hasn't been proven, it's still a theory" and you saying God can not be scientifically valid because he can't be falsified, that's what the fuck I'm talking about. God can not be scientifically valid because God is a supernatural being, which are outside the realms of science not because he can't be falsified. God can be falisified, preachers do it all the time. Whether if you believe Kant's theory is of no concern to me.

  • @HybridD91 Anything has the potential to be scientifically valid, whether you consider it to have anything to do with science or not. As such, the theory about the existence of a supernatural being is not a valid theory, since it does not have the potential to be falsified (it doesn't - you can't prove it wrong).

  • @HybridD91 Thought doesn't exist?

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  • @yerfdog1935 By thought, you mean something formed in the mind? Thoughts are said not to be perceived by the 5 senses rather formed in the mind but our minds are created by the brain, something that control our senses, so is it safe to say thoughts do exist? I should have said something inapplicable to our senses doesn't exist because that's how we determine reality. If somethiing is inapplicable to our reality, why say it exist?

  • @yerfdog1935 Cont. Some say reality isn't limited to what's observable but if X is not observable, is it reality? How can we determine if it's real? Why should we believe it's real? If our world view is limited to the 5 senses, it should be safe to say any thing outside our 5 senses do not exist because we can not detect it or ever know, speaking for humans that is.

  • @HybridD91 That is like saying that if we were all blind, light would not exist.

    (Btw, I am not supporting theism or other forms of things involving what would be called religion by most. Technically, physics and other sciences are religions. "A religion is a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe". However most people would only consider religions involving supernatural things to be a religion.)

  • @Free777Thinker

    "cannot be replicated with any known technology on earth" maybe that's the proof of aliens?

    "face of jesus" do you perhaps have a photograph we can compare?

  • @Free777Thinker

    That turin shroud comment isn't actually correct. The techniques involved have been extensively documented and it is known how it was done. The thing is a medieval fraud as demonstrated by many worthy scientists. Go ahead and believe what you want to believe but don't misrepresent the facts. That's called LYING !

  • Jesus licks anus.

  • universeofadventure is an angry little man whos in for a SURPRISE!!!!

  • the only surprise is how stupid people like you are...

  • god is truly an invisible JOKE

  • There are TRILLIONS of planets in the Universe. It's ridiculous to believe that Earth is the only one that has life.

  • Is there no way to believe in both aliens and religion? Just a question.

  • They will think of one I'm sure.

    Until we become more knowledgeable of our origins we will not be able to have a populace united in the same belief.

    Even then, after knowledge destroys religion we'll marvel at how religion showed our desire contemplate our origins.

    Who knows, proof could perhaps come sooner than we had hoped. We can at least hope.

  • this is what 2012 is about- hopefully we are heading towards an enlightenment of sorts- a conciousness shift- we surely better hope so,because things cannot keep going this way-that i can guarantee

    peace

  • Sure there is. It's called Scientology. :P

  • yes?

    who said there wasn't?

  • are you 12?

  • I'm just saying many Christian sects believe that a spaceship will come to take them to heaven. I'm not saying anything like that but I believe that somewhere out there there are aliens but I also believe in Jesus Christ. Is there something wrong with that?

  • R.I.P George Carlin. you have just said what i think..Religious Buffs, lol

    indeed they are ..:)

  • hihi a good and cute one this vid

  • This was awsome! A truely unique phylosipher! He was HILARIOUS!!! RIP

  • George Carlin is spot on enlightened people..:)

  • funny pics

  • theres infinity planets out there so wat do aliens have against us i mean their real but why would they kill us?

  • Who says they do? Why would they in any ways feel the need to attack us? Chances are, they won't be carbon based, or even breathe oxygen, so our resources will have very little attraction.

    Furthermore, we personify them, they may not even understand the concept of killing, or even be capable of it. They might not even exist fully in our four visible dimensions, or exist in ones we don't know or understand.

  • I think it's fair to say though, the chances of life forms similar to the ones we know are greatest. This has numeral reasons. 1st one is statistical: the only thing we know is that our form of life is possible. So if you'd have to guess, this would ppb be ur guess. 2nd would be that carbon-based life works. Other elements (silicium mostly) are good candidates, but I think carbon: a) is a lighter element --> more common? and b) has formed life in our case, over silicium, so again statistically..

  • Aliens with advanced technology is perfectly consistent with the theory and fact of biological macro-evolution, and with the general concept of evolution of technology.

    Bigfoot is also consistent with Evolution and has much evidence (though less than ET) for it.

    Astrology = bullshit created by humans claiming special powers to predict future and consequences. Super-advanced as-yet-unknown tech needed for that

    Religion = bullshit = fairytales mixed with "ethics" mixed with rituals

  • WAY TO GO, CARLIN - ON BOTH ISSUES! PLEASE KEEP THIS VIDEO UP!

    It should be required viewing for ANYone who claims not to be "dumb". I have been shouting this from the pulpit for decades! I am avid atheist and strong supporter of the Alien Hypothesis as the best hypothesis for many USOs, UFOs, crop formations, and physical trace and implant cases. Too few people learned to truly think in school. They just get degrees for jobs.

  • i love the "god is outside of what science can prove" defence. its pretty bullet proof when nothing else supports your argument lol

  • wait wait wait if you ezikel 13 in the bible he describes aliens and flying discs

  • thats true one part he said fire and electrum" emitted from the aft end of the object and it moved above the ground. Hmmm sounds like an engine, huh? yep, ol' boy Zeke encountered the 3rd kind

  • My son is dong a nativity play this year at his school. He will being the part of an Alien...!

    I suppose the alien was there to bestow the baby Jesus with the technology to remove Cataracts and walk'on'water anti-grav tech(tm).

  • shawry86, i totally agree.

  • any alien species advanced enough to travel to Earth from another star system would be as powerful as Yahweh. they would have to be at lest level 2 civilization for interstellar travel, and things like seeding planets with life, pilars of fire, resuurecting the dead or walking on water would be easy for them. In fact, we humans are capable of doing many "miracles" from bible thanks to science and technology. We can bring back people who were clinicaly dead or destroy cities with single nuke.

  • well the gods were aliens anyway

    we all believe the same thing! lol

  • wait wait wait if you ezikel 13 in the bible he describes aliens and flying discs

  • yeah i know....

  • Um so...why does it have to be one vs. the other. Perhaps it's as simple as one IS the other. Do any of us REALLY know that to be true or false? What IS true and What IS false? Perhaps the ultimate goal of whatever is controlling the unknown is to keep us guessing and fighting among ourselves and calling eachother "Fucking Crazy" without happening to know the truth for ourselves. After all, all any of us really has to fall back on is our beliefs...not truth. Are truth and belief separate things?

  • For me a fun observation:

    How come we laugh at some myths and light candles in praise of others?

    Fact: To most gods we're all atheists.

    Fact: "What religion a man shall have is a historical accident, quite as much as what language he shall speak." Santayana

    Wise: "A wise man proportions his belief to the evidence." David Hume

  • What I don't understand is that believing in Jesus IS believing in a being from somewhere else in the universe. The Bible says we were created in the image/likeness of him/them. So, their ARE human like beings somewhere else out their. It is no wonder we see UFO's, it's like they are watching over their creation. I am a Christian but I am logical and educated, so when I read in the Bible of a man physically wrestling with Yahweh then I assume that their are flesh and blood beings out their.

  • Jesus fucking Christ... What is it with these close minded religious fucks who can't see past the stories other people created and say that maybe there is no Jack and the beanstalk and maybe there is just a natural order to things... These are the same people by the way that look at roman fairy tales as "mythology" but an invisible man who lives in the sky is considered upright and true belief... It holds us back as a species dummy...

  • I will pray for you aswell Mr.xtcsx.

  • You know, now that you mention it, xtcsx, I was once at a Barnes & Noble, and I saw a book of photos of all kinds of weird tatoos.

    And on one of them was a picture of two identical Jesus Christs.

    And one was giving it to the other, doggie-style.

    The caption on the page read:

    "Jesus Fucking Christ".

    I kid you not.

  • I 'am a Christian and here is my opinion of uo's.satan is the opponent of Christians and I belive that he puts ufo's up in the sky to try to tell everybody that God don't exist.but He does I got proof.if you want to know the truth reply.God bless you

  • Your fucking crazy! (does this count as a reply?)

  • God bless you .I will keep you in my prayers.

  • God bless you crazzybill.I will keep you in my prayers.

  • Another thing...I have never seen world wars fought over the belief in ET life, but many have been fought over religion. No believer in ET life ever tried to shove thier beliefs down my throat with the ultimatum " if you dont believe then you will burn in hell". Christianity is the biggest hoax ever. Modern man should be ashamed to tolerate religious zealotry.

  • It's not just a Hoax it is a Business, the biggest business of this century. There are huge profits made in the faith of god.

    You see all the Jesus plates, the Jesus coffee mugs, Jesus Blanket, the Jesus toaster, and the Jesus bumper stickers, and Key chains.

  • Don't forget the military-industrial complex.

    They make a FORTUNE when some president or prime minister or whatever comvinces the population of their country that starting an unprovoked war is "for God and country".

    Companies like Haliburton (which Dick Cheyney used to run) that make tanks, bombs, jets...etc. make trillions of dollars off of war.

  • This is the best Carlin ever in my opinion. Who could poke fun at cultural taboos better than Carlin? Intelligence, wit picking apart those self righteous arrogant christians that tell everyone they are going to hell and scaring little kids to get them to believe that horseshit. You dont need religion to be a good person. Just a brain.

  • INTELLIGENCE

    i love hearing people who think rationally. Carlin was one of the smartest people i ever had the privilege to hear, see, and read. he will be missed. RIP

  • fuck all religion

    believe in yourself

    R.I.P. George Carlin

  • @MaTchBoOkPoEt Your going to hell.

  • @AnswerManofRome

    there is no satan.. its only god when hes drunk

  • @MaTchBoOkPoEt Whatever you want to think just remember me when you are judged.

  • @AnswerManofRome still at it arent you? tool

  • @pistolpete667 Please explain the tool reference.

  • @AnswerManofRome dont act like you dont know what i mean