Me And My Dick Act 2 Part 7

[punkin756ty]

imagine what it would be like to see a whole bunch of flying vaginas. fucking crazy dude. fucking crazy.....

[iamlilymay]

I am so fucking intrigued as to where the original idea for this musical came from...

[halfbloodprincess67]

The Pussy Queen reminds me of the Bug OverQueen

[sunshine19974]

6:36 did any one else see that slo-mo slap back there? hahahaha

[Jabberwocky5100]

Imagine Brians resume, a murderous werewolf, a pussy, and a traitorous villian

[marubiller18]

I saw a bunch of flying vaginas the other day. I suppose this explains it...

[shellywuvsyou]

Damn who is singing that high note?

[HaunaMyKiki]

@shellywuvsyou Alle-Faye Monka. (aka Tiffany)

[JessSieds]

oh my god just noticed that neville is a pussy hahahahahaaha

[StarshipRanger1013]

Joey Richter may have a dick that always gets him into trouble,

But at least he's not a pussy like Rick :P

[love9784444]

@fawkeslastsong it's the girl who played Vanessa's BFF

[sc1592]

no, but he did leave the planet to become the next starship ranger :D

[FawkesLastSong]

Anyone know who it was singing the really high notes? Was it Alle-Faye?

[joeygoku1]

I suppose you can say 'me and my dick' is...

-takes off sunglasses-

at it's climax

[RiotGirl4Eva]

@joeygoku1 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAA­AAAAHHHHHHH

[stellanight666]

Only Team StarKid can make the entire audience 'aww' at a sobbing grown man in a pink dress playing a vagina.

[spngrl101]

Nice arms Holden that's all I've got to say

[Greaser616]

3:40 you can here what sounds exactly like Darren saying "Hahaha that's a good one"

[edbsmartie]

Omg, a Last Starfighter reference!!! Keep it up, Starkid! You make me smile with your 1980's sci-fi movie references!!!

[messynessie123]

Shlongbottom is now a vagina.

[randifun43]

best way to start a song. "Just flap your lips"

[ilovestarkidyouguys]

Okay: when Cooter says "flapping your lips" and then people laugh, you hear some guy say"haha, that's a good one" or something similar- I SWEAR that's Darren! Sounds just like him, and we know he is at the show because he had a cameo earlier. Anyone else think that's him?

[messynessie123]

@ilovestarkidyouguys Yes he was the Italian restaurant owner, and the "Fuck you" guy.

[stephstarkidweasley8]

left the planet you say? HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT PIGFARTS ARE YOU??

[WebkinzLover450]

I love Flopsy's voice, it's so cute. ;w;

[BroadwayAlexia]

Ok guys... WTF? Joe Walker is the only guy who can be hypermegafoxyawsomehot even with a pink dress, that's all.

;)

[kari910]

WHY BRIAN?! WHY MUST YOU LOOK BETTER IN A DRESS THAN I DO?!

[prettypadfoot001]

this sceen makes me so happy.

[IamWHOiAM00001]

@Leaf30n yup...nothing wierd about tht lol

[IamWHOiAM00001]

@ReachForTheStarz16 lol thts sooo true.

[ReachForTheStarz16]

....Only Starkid......

[xxlaurenellaxx]

Does the Chief Pussy remind anyone else of the Overqueen from Starship?

[98SarawithnoH]

Oh my god this is absolutely AMAZING!!!!!!

[VoiceofCthulhu]

Love! ...My esteemed colleagues, LAAAAAAVE!

[sanchuk1]

vagina's can fly?!?! :O

[BadPony312]

Starkid never fails to amaze me. Number one-They convince a lot of men to wear pink dresses. number two- the made me feel sorry for a guy in a pink dress. and number three they can get away with giving genitals a personality.

[SuperNinja604]

Nicholas Strauss totally makes this show.

[55hotmama]

i love this show but the girl laughing in the back ground is kinda annoying shes very loud and ruins it!!!!

[blahblahblah1999930]

"I don't want to hear so much as a quiff out of you!"

roflll XD

[NicoStubs]

I don't think they made it clear which one was the 'Old Snatch' was...

[iD3idara]

Who needs sexeducation?

This is all I need. ;D

[ValkyrieMaiden95]

Is it bad that a speech given by a vagina makes me tear up everytime i hear it?

[thebilingualnerdette]

wow neville looking good

[TheReidReviews]

Only starkid could make me feel bad for a talking vagina

[BecauseGenitals]

Old Snatch makes me proud to be a woman *firm nod*

[alisaurusrexx]

I bet that Draco Malfoy drew that picture.

[TheMaywat]

@alisaurusrexx Yes, the shading was quite good :P

[musicmania830]

@alisaurusrexx Well it certainly wasn't Hermione!

[chubalicious11]

that hat is the same as mama UMbridge's

[disneygleek]

lol at Neville in the background.

[kittenkev239]

Love, my esteemed coleagues, LOVE(!!!!) for a dick!

*group grumble begins*

[tydogs10]

does anyone else see richard in the background?

[Leaf30n]

imagine seeing a swarm of vaginas flying across the sky.... yepp....

[AnnoyingGirl1234]

no its so wrong its Lupin and Sirius xD

[erification215]

Lupin and Sirius are fighting about dicks. ;D

[Ducttapehamster]

OMG I JUST REALISED THAT THAT WAS A GUY!!!

[itsnotoveryet11]

what is it with starkid and guys in pink dresses <3

[tatters5]

"flap your lips and think of dick," vs. "Think of a happy little thought." "any happy little thought?"

[AngryXxKittie]

Flap yo lips gurrrl

[cedyladdp]

05:29 LMFAO

[WafflesandCiderXD]

is big T also a pussy? haha

[TaylorplusJordyn]

Voldemort: Hey you.

Flopsy: Hey you.

They like using lines over and over again don't they?

[SupernaturalBaby08]

I think the reason everyone was shocked when the Old Snatch took the wig off was because the Old Snatch is Tiffany's pussy, Tiffany is blonde (supposedly), the wig was blonde, and when the Old Snatch took off the wig it revealed that her (his? A pussy is female, right?) hair is dark, and that Tiffany dyes her hair.

[starkidsftw]

@SupernaturalBaby08 thats waay to complex for starkid to think of. xD

[SupernaturalBaby08]

@starkidsftw Oh, really? *I* thought of it because, while listening with some really good headphones and watching the play again, I heard Dick say to Joey in the scene after he meets Miss Cooter, "I think Sally dyes her hair," or something along those lines, and that makes sense because Sally's hair is blonde and Miss Cooter's hair is brown. How do you know, hm?

[mirosango14]

left the planet? where was he going? TO PIGFARTS?! =D

[Aftershines]

Rabble rabble rabble! hahahahaha

[JGoods10]

Brolden is my hero!

[XFallenFreakX]

I don't get the part when the old snatch takes off the wig and everyone gasps....

[cooktastrophe27]

I think I've seen more male StarKids in pink dresses and pearls than I have female StarKids.

P.S. Brian, your arms are looking good.

[taylermichelle99]

how were the actors keeping a straight face during this entire musical?!?! hee hee hee

[HarryPotterPrincesS7]

ah starkid got to love ya

[soccerlover103]

The awkward moment when flying vaginas are considered normal.

[0sexiest0nerd0]

Ohmygerardway why the fuck am I watching a play about flying vaginas?

[LieSjjxD]

WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE A VAGINA? YOU WANNA DIE SCHLONGBOTTOM?!

[ItsMeRhiRhi]

Never thought I'd hear a motivational speech from a vagina...

[starkidchickie928]

There comes a time, after you've been a starkid for a while, that the scrpitwriters and costume makers, and even the casting people, just love to make people crossdress.

[YoureShameless2009]

Is Brolden wearing glitter too?? And I thought it couldn't get any better with him. <3

[lalalasquirrelful]

im a wittle starkid

[lalalasquirrelful]

phhhhhhh....



[ilovebeingmoiteehee]

i feel bad for the old snatch :*(

[Hellbellshadz]

That's us, crying/feeling bad for a vagina, thank you Starkid, for making me feel this way!

[fantasygirl411]

"Hey you." I can't be the only one who imagined Voldemort.

[tdg4evar35]

@fantasygirl411 youre not ! i miss quirrlemort :'(

[sillybobify]

i just want the pussys from the east to run in with some snacks

[KateBananaRama]

I dare someone to count how many times Devin said "y'all" in that speech:)

[SuperMisaMisaAmane]

@KateBananaRama she said "y'all" exactly 9 times in the entire video

[KateBananaRama]

@SuperMisaMisaAmane really? huh, it sounded like a lot more:L

[NRIX9]

5:27 "pffuuh.." 

[starkidlover12]

This song... It's just... Can't be described in words. o_O

[PigFartsYumYumYum1]

who the fuuuuck came up with this musical?! bahahahhaha

[potterbeatsvoldy]

@PigFartsYumYumYum1 darren criss!

[CytolysisMaster]

Yaxley is a vagina. Oh my Rowling.

[Rocketshippotter21]

2:35 Brian's face...

[RaYlEtTeHaRdY]

"That's right, the old snatch." EPIC

[natst251]

I love StarKid more than StarKid loves to make guys wear pink dresses.

[BoredAndBeyond]

LOL WHAT IS DEVIN DOING IN THE BACKGROUND AT 6:36

[hEyBaNaGiRl]

@BoredAndBeyond Slapping some pussy, obviously...

[dannielakiller]

I'm sure Ms. Flopsy hair was blonde in Act 1

[Faithjoy2]

@dannielakiller nope

[SummerQs]

all the vaginas flap they're lips and think of dicks :D:D that just sounds wrong

[HaldoChan]

Ms. Cooter is absolutely stunning :D

[FaeriesAndWitches]

"speaketh not child" xD

[Fabyio]

I tried to talk to my vagina, but she doesn't answered me. Thankfully.

[stormbird08]

Haha so many folds in those pink dresses

[Sajere12]

SPEAKETH NOT CHILD!

I HATH TELEKINESIS!

[superheroeswilldie]

SPEAK IT NOT CHILD! lol

[1thisismylife1]

Brolden looks really pretty. He should wear make-up more often, he's really pretty. :)

[AshieChan1324]

I just realized Schlongbottom is playing one of the Pussies. XD

[xMaryAlice]

the pussys are such hypocrites!

they say they hate dicks, and that they never wanna see one

yet the don't let the virgin speak!

talk about double standards!

[loreleilovegood]

"whatcha doin'?"

"oh nothin', just watchin' a bunch of vaginas in flight."

"oh....?" O.o

[SODUMBLEDORESMAN]

Neville is a pussy- hell nooo! :D

[808Ladypride]

Was I the only one that thought that Old Snatch and Flopsy were in love with each other? I actually would ship that, they're so sweet together

[ybfan666]

Big T as a pussy? I can understand that.

But why is he wearing pink? Shouldn't he be wearing brown? :?

[lucywhooop123]

SCHLONGBOTTOM IS A VAGINA!!! *dies from laughter*

[katieXDcupcakes]

Holy shit how retarded would it be if you looked up and saw a fucking whole heap of vaginas flying o.O

[CrissColferLover]

WHERE THE FUCK IS DARREN CRISS!? >:0

[GleekingStarkid]

@CrissColferLover He was busy filming Eastwick but he had one line (as the Italian restaurant owner) and played the guitar in the band.

[amythestheart]

man....lily marks can change FAST!!!!

[siriusblackcheckmate]

I love how the Head Council Pussy shows the scroll, and if you loot at what's on the paper, it's just a dawning of a penis...

[liveamplified]

this had me almost moved to tears...and then i remembered its a bunch of pussies that fly

[izzy8d2]

GOD JUST GO FIND HIS FUCKING DICK WHY ARE YOU MEETING WITH THE VAGINAS? all the genitals except dick miss cooter the old snatch and lupin annoy me

[loveislovely123]

LOVE!

[Pottergirl88]

I always knew shlongbottem was a pussy :)

[deathlymarshmallows]

@tigris9117 lots of girls actually break theirs BEFORE their first time. Mainly from sports. So, yeah.

[j37cs]

i don't want to hear so much as a queef out of you!!!!

[katiegirl189189]

This musical is soooooooooo weird!! Only Starkid could come up with something like this

[broadwaytwin11]

Is Flopsy the same guy who played Lupin? I have watched this whole show, and I still cant tell!

[angel318100]

@broadwaytwin11 yes he do.

[GothicQueenie]

@broadwaytwin11 Yup

[LilMizzChazz]

@broadwaytwin11 yeah he is :) good ol' Brolden xx

[tigris9117]

A hymen is what is broken when a girl has her first time. It's like a band of tissue or something

[darrencrissbliss]

Schlongbottom is a pussy? O.O

[Shatteredwaters]

Does this weirdly remind anyone in a really freaky way of a Midsummers Nights Dream.... DX

[Luciusdeatheater]

That's right.....the Old Snatch!

[Cameronmarcz]

lupin is such a pussy

[annabelSPNlover]

There's a point you reach when you think, I'm watching flying vaginas, and I feel sorry for a man playing a vagina. If it were anyone but Starkid, it'd be weird.;-)

[TardisEqualsLove]

This musical is so weiiiiiird. XD I love it.

[MoonshoesPotter12]

is Darren Criss in this?

[waterlily214]

@MoonshoesPotter12 He says 'FUCK YOU!' when Dick is off walking on his own.

[MoonshoesPotter12]

@waterlily214

ohh kk have to closely examine that :)

[MoonshoesPotter12]

@waterlily214

in this video??? like part or a dif. one

[najadetwo]

@MoonshoesPotter12 for about 2 seconds in part 2 act 1. He was busy filming Eastwich during the rehearsal time. He does play the guitar in the band though.

[ztslovebird]

All those possessing a what are forbidden to speak?

[ians1girl1]

@ztslovebird those possessing a hymen are forbidden to speak

[ztslovebird]

@ians1girl1 What's a hymen?

[xJessG]

6:16 - 6:30 does anybody else notice that the music sounds suspiciously like Those Voices? 

[ztslovebird]

@xJessG Maybe. A Whole New World sounds a bit like Poor Unfortunate Souls.

[heartbreaker1395]

The penises laze around and don't do anything. The vaginas have a council. Makes ya think, dont it? ;) 

[dinocubfan]

@heartbreaker1395 except those are the lost dicks. They're like the street gang of dicks! The vaginas are still with their owners!

[heartbreaker1395]

SPEAKETH NOT, CHILD!!!!!!

Lmao, priceless xD 

[ABeautifulMess116]

That moment when you realize the audience is aww'ing at a crying vagina.

Also, this musical keeps getting weirder and weirder.........

[thomashester2]

nice Starship reference

[HaannaahMaarshaall]

I swear I heard Snape/Joe moses laugh at some points

[hp1gw3lover]

poor old snatch

[AlexAmyGilbert]

Hey, you

[QueenieMJPop]

brian flying around in a pink dress is too much roflmao

[kathytaffy518]

When I first watched this, I was sure that since Flopsy and the Old Snatch hated dicks so much, they would eventually just find love with each other. Which, I think, would've been funnier than what did happen haha

[daiu1ro]

@kathytaffy518 I thought just the same thing ♥

[steff2612]

The awkward moment when your Dad walks in when the pussies are dancing at the end and asks "What's going on here then?!"

[alexis474542]

What exactly would a flying pussy look like O.o

[msamymcentee]

is it a bird? is it a plane? no it's just some genitals.

[lizardlee10]

"I don't care if he left the planet to be the last starfighter!" I think you meant "to be a Starship Ranger"

[StarshipRanger1013]

I find it funny Rick (the guy who hates Joey) also plays a pussy....

[kittytail12]

So they plan on fighting themselves...... Interesting......

[666HellGirl1]

I KNEW IT!!!! I KNEW NEVEL WAS A PUSSY!!!!!!

[acelilgirl]

6:30

Brolden looks like he got guns. Nice :)

[Fleroplane]

i think this is one of the most surreal and yet brilliant things i've ever seen...

[JoethePocalypse]

@redrock54100 join them of course.

[HYRenee]

Ive played a detective, a cripple, a couple of witches... Oh, and I starred as the lead vagina in a musical about personified genitals

WTF?!

[Blahpunkifyed]

Ah nuts to all of you who think that Starkid was high when they wrote this. You can't sit there and tell me it didn't make you laugh. Plus it's a clever idea, i mean what WOULD happen if our naughtie bits were people

[princessbecks88]

I just realized I'm almost done watching a musical about a high school boy's sex life. The things I do because I love Starkid...

[paramoreandselena]

Speaketh? Queef?