Jeff Dunham and Peanut - Arguing With Myself - Part 1

[mypuppyluv11]

lmao yhu frekin' cured me!!! I Lmao that my throat cleared!!!!!!xDD (no joke)

[DreadLordBalnazaar]

SARREEEEEH!

ITZ EIGHT AKLOKK IN DE MOAAOOORNIINGG!!! EVRYONE LEFT THE HAOUZ AT DE SAMEE DAAMN TAIIIMMEE!!!

[omargtx]

"a lot of history in the city" translated " old ass shit" LMAO!!!!!!

[MissStarIvy]

sa nata a na wh at the hell is that????? sa nata a na

[MissStarIvy]

what the hell is this an indian reservation sa nata a na

[puplover706]

HELL+MATES=HELLMATES

CLASS+MATES=CLASSMATES

SCHOOL+MATES=SCHOOLMATES



[puplover706]

I REALLY LOVE PEANUT COZ HE MAKES PEOPLE ENTERTAIN............I WISH HE COULD COME HERE IN CEBU.........

[cipiciripa]

what's the meaning of SA-NATA-A-NA? hehe

[zombielovergirl1]

I LOVE YOU PEANUT O MUST MARRY U -Teehee

[TheCOTN]

SAH-NATAH-ANAH...... HOW.

[Omegaversal]

Peanut Rules!

[melissa22787]

you watch this and you forget its a pupet

[manofsu]

He is from the Pacific and they met in Florida. How did Peanut walk all the way to florida

[ChocolateChip5234]

Peanut: Do you know what cellphone sex is?

Jeff: No.

Peanut: Can you feel me now? How about now?

(Peanut laughs)

Jeff: Stop it!

Peanut: This guy's not getting any of this. I've been watching him the whole time and it's all going nyeeeewwwww!

Peanut: I'm just kidding buddy. What's your name? WHAT IS YOUR NAME? I'm fucking looking right at you!

AHAHAHHAHHA I love that part! <33333333333333333333333333333­3333

[1CREATUREOFNIGHT1]

Nyeeeewwwww! Lmao..

[ayoh124]

i wanna go to sa na ta na a

[MerlinaWhitlock]

"sa-nata-a-na, what is that a fricken indian reservation? SA-NATA-A-HOW" :L :L :L

[GamingnerdsXD]

" OLD AS SHIT " LOL

[NinkerPink]

Peanut: Alright, alright, alright, alright!!....Dam :D

[cheekymoo14]

@bweebsaaaab No fucking shit he is a ventriloquist!

[jeffafa1020]

sa-nata-a-na... How



[bweebsaaaab]

if you look closely, you can see jeffs mouth move

[Thesebijan1]

@bweebsaaaab who cares...hes awesome!!!

[jesuscountrygal95]

"You forgot"

"i Forgot"

"You Forgot?"

"We've been so many d..n places I FORGOT!!!!" *stares into space*

[LoOcaAaAaAa]

J:the drive from the valley? P:"bad as hell" J:Traffic? P:"suck like hell" J:Drivers P:"angry as hell" J:and u?? P: were scared as hell J: parking here P:"suck more like hell" J: so? P: "were in hell" LOL that amazingly funny

[LoOcaAaAaAa]

ii love this part:

P: i love coming here to to to... this town right here

J: which town

P: this one

J: which is

P: the town were in right now

J:Peanut were r we?

P: u dont know

[ThePoopy111]

" have u looked around? HOLY CRAP!!! sucks!!!!! "

[ThePoopy111]

"look i know i didn't finish school but that frikken says Sa-na-ta-a-na Dumb ass"

[XxX14M4N1NJ4XxX]

I will never be happy until we return to SA-NU-TA-A-NA lol XD

[ExtremeRulez13]

yeah we go so damn many places I for-GOT!!!!!!!

[myKyuubischild]

PEANUT IS THE BEST!!

[wwecena0107]

to save you all a trip through the video:

2:28

[jomsotepsantos]

the "VENTRILOQUIST"

[claviclec]

I didn't finish school but that freakin' says

SA NTA AN NA

[zombiestorys]

Jeff: theres a lot of hisrory here

Peanut: translated OLD AS SHIT!

Jeff: theyve been rejubilating referishing

Peanut: polish a terd its still a terd

[HrEgill91]

@zombiestorys *turd

[wwecena0107]

@zombiestorys SA-NA-TA A-NA.HOW.

[zombiestorys]

@wwecena0107

Its actually "HELL" not "HOW"

[wwecena0107]

@zombiestorys its how,because thats how the native americans say hello.

[oCantankerous]

I know, I don't finish school, but that freakin' says SA NA TA ANA - HELL! DUMBASS! Hahahahaha!

[Stormythekitten]

I WILL NEVER BLINK.

[MWmaniac10]

this video iss frekin' funny

[ShadowLuigi3854]

P: Do you know what Pesto is?

J: Pesto! Its the stuff that goes on salad and pizza--

P: No, pesto! It's a magician with a hair lip! PEDOO! NEH-A-NEH PEDDO!

J: What if somebody has a hair lip!?

P: SORR-E!

J: OH STOP IT.

P: What if somebody has a hair lip /AND/ and a lazy eye? THEY'RE REALLY GONNA BE, PIFF BOFF.

[mapleleafsboy144]

I hate how the top 2 comments are the same. -_-

[superhuman123ful]

9 people woke up sobbing they wasn't happy cause they didn't got to go to SA NA TA A NA

[TFSONICFAN100]

jeff-i wrote it down for you

peanut-oh good you wrote down yeah.. ah yes i love coming to...SA...NATA...AH......NA...­......WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!!

[freina94]

well looks like a pretty good croud to night. You like it here? oh I love coming here to...to.to...to this town right here. which town? this one! which is? The one were in right nowwww !........... Peanut?what?were are we?... you dont know? I dont think you know.i forgot,but,i forgot. you forgot? we have been in so many damn places that i forgot!...:D...... well think about it for a second.... thumbs up for SA.NATA.ANA :D:D:D

[angusyoung15]

I know I didn't finish school but that frickin says SAH-NA-TAH-AH-NAH!

Dumbass!

[JDoggyDogg08]

SAH-NU-TAH AH-NAH

[Rida103]

ive been watching paul zerden so i decided to come back to peanut's jokes

[sku11kid1]

SA-NA-TA AH-NA..... hell

[cuteanimechibi]

" WHAT A PEICE OF SHIT!"

@ thu5 txt!ng w45 m4de ;3

[Freezingred2]

6:49

[dabblingmum]

His BEST SKIT EVER!

[zombeymonkeys]

if i watched this video every day my life would be so much better

[TheForever4me]

Jeff: There's alot of history in this city

Peanut: TRANSLATED OLD AS SHIT!

LMFAO!

[warlordgorgutz1]

I fucking hate this guy. What's funny about poorly written jokes said by poorly made puppets?

[99moneylover]

@warlordgorgutz1 if u hate him then why did you click on this video? if you hate him then click on the vid ur kinda just a dumbass troll

[warlordgorgutz1]

@99moneylover That's not being a troll. You obviously don't know what being a troll is. I have a right to express my opinion, bud, so suck my fat one.

[99moneylover]

@warlordgorgutz1 well why click on the video if your just going to say that you hate it? your wasting your time and making yourself seem stupid.

[SirGalvantula]

@warlordgorgutz1 fag

[MegaDude626]

@warlordgorgutz1 EVERYTHING

[maianelson23]

hi

gwen

[AppleHacks11]

8 people haven't been to Sa-na-ta-a-na.

[killakill35]

"oh good you wrote it down.....ah yes i love coming to......Sa-na-ta-a-na......wha­t the hell is that???? what is this? a damn indian reservation?" XD

[dracorispyrotis]

''Translated: old as shit'' lol XD

[MrDDWBS]

SA-NA-TA-A-NA!!!

[Amakir3393]

"I will never blink!"

[shawnbows]

8 peaole have a lazy eye or are the Deaf peaople.... Or suck as hell

[igot2bme76]

santa anna dumb assss!

[TheZerberus1212]

22th of may hamburg WEATHER IS SHIT LIKE HELL!

[DONTCKLICKMYNAME]

@TheZerberus1212 22th? What?

[catastrophesb]

8 people didnt have lotion xD

[SuperAvatar76]

I WILL NEVER BLINK LMAF!

[omeuusernamedoyoutub]

at 6:28 or 6:29 jeff forgets what is his real voice ahaha

[mswhitegurl10]

What, is that like a fricken Indian reservation or something?! What the hell!?!

[puertoricanguy999]

Imagine if... Peanut and Fred would do stand up together.

[WarDamnEagle25]

@puertoricanguy999 that would be gay... as hell.

[puertoricanguy999]

Funny part at 1:18 - 1:34.

[dvdfeatdavid]

8 people are not from SAH NATAH ANNAHH!

[Lowkeylie]

Does anyone know where to find the original of him with the deaf guy?

[larkowolfprincess]

Drive from the valley? Was bad as hell. Traffic? Sucked like hell. Drivers? Angry as hell. You were? Scared as hell. Parking? Sucked my like hell. So now? Were in hell. And these are our hellmates

[larkowolfprincess]

Jeff: they pronounce it Santa Anna

Peanut: well their WRONG! neeeeoooow!

[brooke10987]

Peanut: Have you talked to a lazy eye person and thought "Aw crap, which eye do I focus on, that one or that one..."

Me: ...Yes...*coughs and murmurs* One of these things just doesn't belong here...

[BabyFranke01]

Jeff - theres a lot of history in this city.

Peanut - Translated "OLD - AS - SHIT"

xD

[MoonStarr90]

i love coming to sa natah a na LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

[PaladinWin]

He insulted their town and they just laughed xD

[TheLucifir]

7 people live in sa-na-ta-an-na

[srox365]

nerrrrrrrowm



[MrAmen200]

what a history has this city

translated: OLD AS SHIT

[isabellajayden27]

i will never blink!

[Littleduckyblue]

What link's part 2 e.o

[artmanaldana]

Jeff: Santa Anna is a fine city.

Peanut: Translation: OLD AS SHIT!

lol

[twilightfan42698]

I WANT A PEANUT DOLL LIKE THE 1 AT 0:27

check out the monkey> @(^_^)@

[dansondelta3]

favorite parts!

1: Polish a terd it's still a terd!

2: I WILL NEVER BLINK!!! O_O

[lordofthestrings827]

7 people are obviously from Santa Ana

[doesnotgetanybetter]

cn you nfeel me now how bout now , buhahaha

[dansondelta3]

theres a lot of history here! translation: OLD AS SHIT! =D

[fendergirlgtr]

saw natah ah nah

[MrBunnyloverz]

sa na ta a na ! what the hell is that ?

[kiljadaen]

"There's alot of history in this city!" Translated: OLD AS SH@#T LOL

[Drillbit42]

horrible audio

[zatarwasim]

what if someone here has a hairy lip? "phrr" lmfaooo thumbs up if u couldnt stop laughin at tht

[MakaylaMcleod]

i like the santa ana part

[JaziiLiishiis]

I Love your Shows. ♥

And my mom Loves your Shows, too. x)

[2Dtube1]

SA NTA AN NA... Hell./

[dfgfdghgg]

1.24 mouth moved a LOT

[number1hulkamaniac]

"Sa Nata A Na" LOL

[coolpup1101]

Look i know i didn't finish school or nothin' but that fricken says "Sah-natah-ah-nah!" Dumbass!

LOL!!!

[larryboy8bw]

i love it

[15gatorsfan15]

"Hey peanut, its 8 o clock in the morning, and theres alot of traffic out there, whats goin on?"..."IT'S 8 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING! EVERYONE LEFT THE HOUSE AT THE SAME..DAMN...TIME!.......BACK TO YOU.

Call me back at 5:30 and i'll tell you the same thing...only guess what?!?!They're going the other way!!! "

[MrAnthony4039]

drive through the valley was bad as hell.traffic sucked like hell.drivers angry as hell you were scared as hell parking sucked like hell so were all in hell look at our new hell mates

[jacobcourson9]

i watched this movie today walter had the best act: reads question saying why do i gag when i brush my teeth but not when i give my bf oral sex? walter: well ur toothbrush is bigger XD

[ztslovebird]

Thumbs up if you also love Peanut's logic!

[Redarthas]

"AH! Yes, I love coming to... Sah... Nata... Aw... Naw... The hell is that?!?!?! Sah nata aw naw. What is this, a frickin' Indian reservation, what the hell? Sah nata aw naw... HELL. ... Look, I know I didn't finish school but that says Sah nata aw naw!!! Dumbass." xD God, I love Peanut.

[gemmono1]

would love for peanut to come to the uk would be epic :D:D

[icespirit1]

U noe what cell phone sex is ? Can u feel me now ? How about now ?

[BleachLovah]

Drive from the valley? Bad as hell. Traffic? Sucked like hell. Drivers? Angry as hell. And you? Were as scared as hell. Parking here? Sucked more like hell. SO? WE'RE IN HELL!! And these are our Hellmates! Think about it, next time someone tells you to go to hell, you have to come right here! Where are we? I DONT KNOW!!! LMAO

[mazeman90]

@BleachLovah I love Peanuts logic.

[Redarthas]

"... And these are our hellmates!!" xD

[norah1996]

I Love Peanut he's so funny

[XPAC03]

OLD AS SHIT!! Polish a terd its still a terd!! LOL then the traffic report. Did the traffic report help? NONE WHAT SO FRICKING EVER!!!

[shelboidiot123]

the haterz we got on this video r all from SAN-A-TA-A-NA!

[UZUMAKINARUT01]

peanut is the shit

[LEGOJEEDZ]

7 people went to Sa-Nata-Aa-Naa(HELL) :D peanut = Amazing!!

[futureartistME1]

"the drive from the Valley.. WAS BAD AS HELL! traffic? SUCKED LIKE HELL! drivers? ANGRY AS HELL! and you? WERE SCARED AS HELL! parking here? SUCKED MORE LIKE HELL! so? WE'RE IN HELL!!!!!!"Gotta love Peanut.

[jonilimjw]

See . Everyone loves PEANUT!

[VampireAkitou]

Peanut is great! XD even named my cat after him <3

[blitzchamp482]

I'M IN HELL

[futureartistME1]

Translation "Old As Shit." lol I LOVE Peanut

[msnat1304]

"the drive from the Valley..." "was bad as hell!" "traffic?" "sucked like hell!" "drivers?" "angry as hell!" "and you?" "were scared as hell!" "parking here?" "sucked more like hell!" "so?" "we're in hell!"

lol

[seth6665]

jeff dunham is freakin funny. but peanut is funnier

[SuperRameses]

7 people got hit by a blue prius.

[joebrogirl725]

what the hek is some kinda freakin' indian resveration or something Sa-Nata-AaNaa

the hek !?!?! XD

[SithArbiter1157]

Alright alright alright.......damn! XD

[SpaceDetergentPM]

LEAN THE WAY I LEAN GODDAMMIT!

[atongkobalap]

hha sa na ta a na

[purplishish]

i love the way peanut laughs

[reyrules34]

"Quote of something we just fcking saw"

[lovefamily36]

Love it!!!!

Are you happy to be here?

What?

Are you happy to be here?

Oh, yes I am..

[fockingkillya]

3.20 4 till2.30 awesome!

[chewy6611]

i love u peanut!!!

[skarogiannis86]

6 dislikes???????????

[ghiribizzi]

i guess no teasing! should one self said! arguing with myself, do someone hate this on someone, need to know!!!

[Ehlahhey]

Peanut...marry me.

[MackenzieStreeter094]

XD holy crap! i have never noticed that before! but pause it at 0:28 and there is a person holding up a Peanut doll!!! XD

[miasaki666]

@MackenzieStreeter094 HOLY CRAP I WANT ONE! XD

[1127jdm]

translated:old as shit lmao

[kdewberry1958]

look i kno i didnt finish school but that frikin says Sah Na Ta A Na.....dumbass... XD

[FINALROUTE666]

omg LMAO

[blndebby1]

"Just last week I woke up sobbing!

I Will never be happy until we return to

Sa-Na-ta A-na!"

AKA- Santa Ana! Lmao

[dizzystylefriend]

drive from the valley- was bad as HELL traffic- sucked like HELL drivers- ANGRY AS HELL and you? WAS SCARED AS HELL! walking(?) here sucked MORE like HELL so, WE'RE IN HELL!!

[SonOfBDEC]

@dizzystylefriend

Parking, Not Walking.

[MrBeast802]

3:24 peanut sounds like the daleks from doctor who

[fallenangel1761]

lolwft PEANUT + SAN-TA-ANNA = CLASSIC LMFAO

[honeybunches42]

i love when peanut bites his face

[brodytkoolman]

thumb up if u would go to his show just for peanut

[pscoolfool123]

@brodytkoolman well who wouldnt go just for peanut.

[SpaceDetergentPM]

Yeah we go so many damn places I forGOT!!!! LMAO

[BlackWithEvil]

2:51

[BlackWithEvil]

2:04 lol Sa na ta a na

[SelenaJoey100]

Jeff-The Drive from the valley. Peanut-Was bad as hell! Jeff-Tariffic Peanut-Sucked like hell! Jeff-Drivers Peanut-Angry as hell! Jeff-And you Peanut-Were scared as hell! Jeff-parking here Peanut-sucked more like hell! Jeff-So. Peanut-We're in hell! Peanut-And these are our hellmates.Think about it.Next time someone tells you to go to hell.Come right here LMFAO

[DecadeofDisturbed13]

How can 6 people not like this.

DUMBASSES

[DecadeofDisturbed13]

Look I know I didn't finish school but that frickin' says SA-NATA-A-NA

DUMBASS!!

[misskitty10107]

its 8o'clock in the morning! everyone left there house at the same damn time!

[Istaru97]

Translated: OLD ASS SHIT

Polish a turd, it's still a turd! ROFLMAO

[drogba0019]

peanut is my favorite puppet Jeff Dunham is so good that sometimes i actually think that peanut is real

[maykay8730]

"the drive frm the was bad as hell traffic sucked like hell divers angry as hell & u were scared as hell parkin here sucked more like so...WERE IN HELL!!" xD & the cell phone bit