MAGGIE

[NB5BHVL]

Why ? where are you pat ? why don't you make videos anymore ? if you do where are they ? I miss watching them :-(

[TheEfefefefefefefefe]

watch the pooorn! scarlett fay ftw!

[BlueSabb]

@TheEfefefefefefefefe I also though that was Scarlett Fay but didn't see any mention of her.

[TheEfefefefefefefefe]

@BlueSabb no it IS scarlett fay. this was posted by here on here facebook page

[antsone]

LOL Very funny!!! I am reposting on my FB! Mindy sent me. Glad she did. I am still laughing~

[gusjnr]

Laughed so much i nearly broke a rib , funniest thing i have seen this year, cheers  from England

[theycallmedrworm]

I know you watch the porn! LOL, so funny! good job.

[marcwewa]

OMG!!!! Its so Funny, I couldn´t stop laughing for an hour :-)

Greets from Marcel- Germany-

--Subscribed--

[Seeringipity]

You have such a live wire wit Pat, it is great to see, and I enjoyed the extra duration aswell, the laughs do not fade they just keep on going. Your daughter plays the part so very well, and your expressions are so apt.

Did you hear from Dell at all?

[mrtruthify]

Do you realize how much you look like IGGY POP? If you dont use that to your advantage for a parady or something you really are waisting a good thing.......

If your not familer with him i will post my IGGY POP / STOOGES playlist for you. Posted it!!!!!!! Have a look.......

[bootergonemad]

0:55 "What kind of name is that?" hahaha.

lol

[elitegladiator]

i haven't had a good laugh in a while.

[davoid111]

HGHHAAAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHyou kill me man!! thanks!!!

[basschik509]

PORN WATCHER!

[silentsilvermonk]

Haha! So awesome! Great stuff as usual! I couldn't stop laughing :D

[patflix]

Thanks!

[MrWinston1984]

Funny but I usually can't understand the Indian customer service people and when they are coherent they are being rude.

Sigh.

[cheshireccatt]

oh and I love the vid, I was cracking up the whole time, very talented daughter!

[patflix]

Thanks. Yes...both of them (Maggie and Willa) make me laugh. Well, most of the time.

[cheshireccatt]

this is why I finally got a mac, you get AMERICAN customer service!! Plus macs rock! It's hard to get used to after being a windows slave kinda like getting a new cell phone but after awhile you're like geez this is so much better then that windows BS. Everything works!!! and runs faster and I don't even need spyware or virus protection. I should have used a mac years ago. I'll never go back to windows. Break free!!!

[meadowview300]

rofl

[Greoby]

Dude you actually got your daughter to say that? AWESOME! That's exactly what happens when I call my phone service or dell, or anything else! ITS SUCH A HASSLE!

[mindya12]

OMG! I needed to watch this again just to smile and laugh out loud. Thanks Pat and Maggie! xoxo

[batfly]

Holy shit I think I am going to need to take a few aspirin to thin my blood before watching any more patflix videos!

[Papatalk]

OMG! I spoke this woman at Dell as well!

[angieros]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Great job!!!

[lizzy890]

this gives me a laugh any day!

[bantekiatgmaildotcom]

lol I'm literally laughing out loud... Nice work, sir... Nice... work.

[ROBwithaB]

Funny stuff.

[voidbloodyvoid]

i like the 5 to 7 months shit.

[easybtwo]

Wow i can see the talent.You should be get a job in this profession

[Stanley0000000]

Looooooooooooooooooooool !

[usachansayu]

"porn-watcher. yes, you watch porn. I know you watch porn" looool

great job! love it

[rusdianarustamafandi]

hahahahaha!!!

this is really funny...

i like it sooo...much!

[patflix]

Thank you!

[RojaKala]

OMG!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[KINGxB]

ROFLOL "i wana call and order a color cartridge and say its for porn now" hahaha is this realy dell? of coarse what the fuck do you think it is..... fuck a goat  hahahahaha. this is real good video and realy makes a point of how it is when u call companies that outsoarce their communications.

[Higekun]

too funny fell of my workout ball LOL

[JdBoii94]

Who gives a fuck! Indians are the telemarketers noone else are telemarketers!

[Daniboy900]

Im just curious why the phone operator had to be of indian decent, i found this video racist and crude. A little disappointed, although i LOVE your other videos, and your daughter is a fantastic actor. Kudos to her :)

[patflix]

Crude, yes.....but not racist.  The operator had to be of Indian descent because Dell's customer service reps are in India. I've never had a bad experience ordering ink from Dell. The video is just for fun.

[kalvander]

90% (just a guess but and educated one) are indian! i cannot understand them so i politely tell them if you want to work with the PUBLIC in the usa learn to speak properly and i hang up

[voidbloodyvoid]

most places have a sheet with the proper response for any given statement by the customer, and a policy to never hang up first unless there is vulgarity or abuse. so i say the most insane stuff i can come up with, and keep them on the line for hours. some poor guy called talking about credit card debt, and i told him i owed a million, and never paid, cause i always steal, and talked about doing drugs and hookers and...

[voidbloodyvoid]

how they wont het the house because im gonna burn it down, and when the cops show up to arrest me how im gonna shoot everyone in the face and then kill myself... mind you this was over an hour long rant, and this poor kid diddnt know what to do. he was telling me how sure he was that i really was a good person, and told me killing people was bad, and i told him not in america it isnt, ect...

that specific organisation stpooed calling after that. and i was told i was being recorded...

[voidbloodyvoid]

so i know they had to play it for employee training. lol

and yes, i have had the cops show up to my door before. not for that one... but it has hapened.

i know there is supposed to be a lesson in there somewhere.... but for the life of me i cant figure out what its supposed to be.

[Rockguitarnow]

LOL

Rock on! ♫♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♪

[serrulius1]

LMAO

pat the dog

[renaisrad]

Gawd, story of anyones life who calls an outsourcing company @_@

[hinoraito]

So funny! Ugh I've had my share of problems with Dell services...

[silv3rneo]

LOL this is good

[Darkpoeticangel]

Oo no comment *loool*

[tapbacks]

Did you ever hear the prank phone call "This is Kurtal, your daughter KICKED my dog!"?

[OmniNorth]

It's funny because this kind of thing actually happens.

[weewoo1010]

I had the same problem with Dell and the lady sounded just like that!

[ezardriz]

lol

[JamesWorldStudios]

too much swearing

[Haeinscute]

"There's enough foul language in this video to make a longshoreman blush." I agree lol! Yeah, those people from companies like that can be crazy, great video lol

[TheRadioCow]

and... isnt it gateway?! No, she isnt dell shes... shes a frod! :o

[TheRadioCow]

Wait a second I have that exact keyboard! :0

[Urahara705]

100%

Go Irish! woot.

[mindya12]

Wow! That was..........an honest depiction.

[siclop79]

J'ai beau la regarder encore et encore .. toujours aussi drôle ! Surtout les mimics xD

Nice work, keep it going :D

[firagawing]

now do her side of the story!

[80sDream]

"You goat-F#@king mother-f@#ker"...I actually laughed out loud, and almost fell out of my chair! = P Thanks, Pat!

peace, = )

Rick

[sistalinda]

Outscourcing.

Thanks Mr. Clinton. Now I'm unemployed and can spend more time on youtube watching patflix.

[tsukinoremy]

LMFAO! Oh god I love you guys

[lizzy890]

lol "what kind of name is that?"

lol "thats like "pat the dog"

"what the fuck you do you think this is?" lol omg..this was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

10 STARS!

[trisoctehedron]

Very funny indeed.

[saxonmor]

Got dammit! A most hilarious video! My goat is laughing his fuckink ass off!

(It would be even funnier if there weren't a sartorial truth to this vid!)

[laughalots]

this is briliant! hahahah aI just love it! you guys make the best videos!!!!!! haha Pat if I were you I would've just hung up and gone to the store haha jk but that wouldn't be funny now would it hahaha ♥ GREAT JOB I love you guys!

~destiny

[UncleMowglie]

this actor was good as the father on Malcom in the Middle but hes amazing on the new show Breaking BAd. :P

[plateadosobreplatead]

goottt job Daughterrrrr of matttterrrrr fuckerrrr :=)

[muizke2]

and again a waste of time

[rob1sh]

you fuck a goat! !! LMAO

[hell858]

lol its old style

[Boucrate]

How come I'm late on the laugh, I didn't order it from Dell? Hey Pat tell me when you get your Jewels out..?! No! no! Not these ones! Your cool very great Videos. That one really crank me up. Fantastic comedien Duo! "Laissez les bons temps roulez" YÉ!

You where great, and it's getting better!

Salut les Amis!

[patflix]

Boucrate my friend. Thank you!!!

[mikeevans7]

Very funny Scarlet Fay.

[TracyMcDaddy]

I needed that, thank you! lol

[patflix]

Hi Tracy!!

[TracyMcDaddy]

Hi Pat!!

[FUNNYARABS47]

lol

[tomatogoo]

"Nothing is fucked. You're being very un-dude"

[AllThingsMagibon]

funniest video today, ty

[TheDopeMage]

Hahaha! That was pretty funny. At first I thought this was going to be someone calling up one of those workers and cussing them out (which I`m against b/c I feel sorry for people w/ those kind of jobs) but this was funny. Nice accent, Mad TV has nothing on you two.

[michael063073]

I laughed so hard at this, tears were streaming down my cheeks! This is EXACTLY how some of us feel when we ring up a call center and instead of "customer service" get "customer ABUSE"! Another winner, Pat, thanks! And your older daughter -- like Willa, she's double-gifted: beautiful AND funny.

[firagawing]

i love you so much, pat... i want to make videos with you.

[gotnoshoes99]

You know, you can never have too many pens.

[mariesbella]

oh man!

hilarious!

[ChangeofSpace]

HILARIOUS!

[freakinfunny12]

cant you tell the resembalence...they are both freakin funny.

[Matthew06660]

That was your daughter?

[johnnymoondog]

LOLOl ! This is very close to the truth !

[yeyis12]

oppsss now i can!!!THIS VID IS SO FUNNY!! MISS MAGGIE IS GREAT!! I LOVE YOUR VIDS MR. PAT!! I HSHOW THEM TO MY WHOLE FAMILY AND ESPAECIALY MY LIL SISTER! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!

[yeyis12]

hey why cant i comment on this video????

[freakinfunny12]

soon i will have my own video on youtube but it might take a while.

[tomatogoo]

am i wrong?

no, walter, you're not wrong, you're just an asshole.

[tomatogoo]

GOD DAMN IT!! lol!!

where you going dude?

home donnie.

your phone's ringing dude.

thank you donnie.

[patflix]

Obviously you're not a golfer.

[tomatogoo]

lol!

the dude abides man.

[ArchStantonLives]

"The dude abides. I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there..."

Pat and Maggie - as all you crazy Yankees like to say - Awesome! I really love your channel. The true essence of what the YooToob's all about...

[freakinfunny12]

Maggie is my cousin! She has always been this funny and so has Pat. Keep entertaining guys.

Love, Cory

[patflix]

Cory....I'll pass this on to Mag. Someone should point a camera at YOU. I've seen you in action. You are one funny dude!!!

[firagawing]

you irish prick!

[HeilFire]

this is not a real story. I thought it may be for the first 3 minutes, put damn. no way.

[Slixr]

lol this is true xD

[pearmanator]

Pat....

Very funny...Maggie has that attitude down to a tee. As usual excellent work. Your reactions are priceless too.

[patflix]

Thanks Mr.P!!!

[LeMarquisDivin]

Dis a gret madda fukin video, vedy fine, where my madda fukin pin and tee shart?

[schwem203]

Yeah, guess that comes close to some of the sh** I had to take from some companies!

[bodewinter]

DAMN THAT WAS FUNNY

[simon6071]

It's hilarious.Maggie's Indian accent is so funny. How come Americans can imitate Indian accent so well but Indians can't imitate the American accent? Now not only the private companies employ oversea phone operators,I know even some government departments jump on the bandwagon of outsourcing. One time I had to give up a call because I couldn't make out what the Indian phone operator said. Have to take it easy and laugh.

[tomatogoo]

GOD DAMN IT! lol. fuckin'great stuff !

you watch the porn. :)

[Capn0bvious]

Okay.......... That was seriously hysterical. So funny in fact, that I'm going to overlook that I was planning on doing a similar video soon.

Tell Maggie she gets four out of the five stars I gave this gem. Sorry, you're going to have to settle for one star for writing, directing, filming and editing.

As always, you rock.

P.S. Stop stealing my ideas!........... Goatf@*#ker!!

[patflix]

Thanks Cap.

BTW-I may be a thief...but I steal from the best.

[billbarton63]

Pat, who is Maggie? She's great!

I like Dell products, but hate calling them for this very reason. Keep up the great videos!

[patflix]

Thanks Bill. Maggie is my daughter.

[billbarton63]

HA Ha! That's great! She IS hilarious! Must run in the family. Love your videos!

[siclop79]

"PORN WATCHER! Yes you watch porn ... I know you watch the porn!" so funny xD

[borgfeldt]

OMG that was great lmfao Sounds about like when I call microsoft ...Maybe you should do one about microsoft too lol

[see2share]

oh what a beatyfull curry creampie

[sweetbelly]

nice nice This is so for real keep up the good work you keep me happy. yes my wife laughed so hard she may have pissed herself. tears for sure....

[s011041]

god you mother fxxk god fxxk god mother fxxk ....mother fxxk....mother fxxk....fxxk you body fxxk you ........

WoW ~ hahaha

[WisemanLegados]

Wow, this was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Good job.

[MrBibleBeliever]

Wow!!!! I'm laughing my ass off!!!!! Last year when we went on vacation to Puerto Rico...we had problems with our flight tickets- yes, we bought them through Travelocity- big mistake. For days we were on the phone talking to people from India with an attitude... 5/5

Next time we travel by goat.... :-)

[IzaaqMicro]

LOL!! So freakin' funny! Who is the girl in this video?? Does she have her own youtube channel?

[Lightning523]

Ha ha, so true sometimes..

That's why I buy my ink at Office Depo, lol

[siclop79]

Me too x'D

[papa96]

Please remind me not to order from de** from now on JUST in case Haha

[Barklord]

Classic!

[Panpiper]

Let that be a lesson to you! Re-fill your cartridges! It's much more ecological and it's cheaper.

;-)

[Quandar1]

If only you could see how hard you made me laugh.

[sft62]

Unlike some of the out-sourced customer service reps I have spoken to, I understood her clearly!

This was hilarious Pat. Thanks for sharing it.

[rozeboosje]

OH MY WORD. Hi-fukkin'-larious

[patflix]

PINO!!!!  Thank you sir.

[Listhevideomaker1]

It really is a winner:D

[guyeylon]

Hilarious!!!

Great job XD

[MilkTruffle]

My GOD this is a funny video! *****

[Quazi86]

Hohohoho, Great Video. Pat the Goat-F... Dog

How Original, but still brilliant.

[lordaradon]

LMFAO!!!

Good work tbh :D

[Shriekspear]

That was great! Hey, She made sense, I know when I get these calls or call them I cannot understand a word they are saying

[CherryBottle]

Ahahaha! XD

[XxnoitcelferxX]

HAHA! Nice : P

[Meabelle]

hahahahahaha THIS IS GREAT!!!!!!!

[WindDanceFilm]

wow. I would nominate this for 2008 youtube comedy award. It's just great.

[gerardgasum]

omg how did she keep a strait face?!?!

[bizzareodin]

good stuff

[RobAlone]

Lmao. I've had calls like that although I wasn't as innocent as you.

Btw - Your shirt says, "Read the good...." what?

[RobAlone]

Ahhh, "Let the good times roll".

[patflix]

"Let the good times roll"

CORRECTAMUNDO!

[tiffamee347]

Another great Patflix production! 5*

[webb221]

rofl

[montaramike]

WOW she did a fantastic job!!!

I am a computer tech (self employed) and have been on similar phone calls with various company's support departments.

[xenoneo]

Can I get the 5 ink cartridges without the pen and t-shirt? ^^;

[firefly4tori]

ROFL! Another genius video! Thanks for the post, Pat.

[talim67]

Lmfao. I love you.

[jaqueofblades]

awesome vid pat!!

[davidproper]

hahahahaha 5 stars

[70sfusion]

Oh my god, I think I had this same phone conversation last week (minus the goat-fucker part). Didn't get my cartridges either.

[Legendhouse]

That was soooo well done.So glad I'm subscribed.

[Ender1zero1]

Hmm she sounds familiar I think I talked to her Tuesday

[Listhevideomaker1]

Ahahaha! You guys kick assballs:D The script, the editing, acting. Its all superb:-) 5 stars and favoritted on both my channels:D You goat motherfuckers, lol.

[patflix]

Thanks Lis. BTW-She ad-libbed the whole thing. No script.

[IzaaqMicro]

ad-libbed? OMG that's awesome! very talented.

[msginca]

Too freekin hysterical!!! LMAO!!!

Your daughter(I assume she's your daughter) does an incredible simulation of an indian woman .... Bravo!

[fuckoes]

i think i've spoken to her.

[nancy4366]

The humor was there without the F-word though. LOL all the way through however.

Extremely accurate representation of long distance customer service. Unfortunately.

[CousinoMacul]

The Pat IS your real name. No fucking way!

[patflix]

Way!

[CousinoMacul]

Way way! By the WAY, my first fucking comment was supposed to start with the fucking word "Then," but since my fucking computer (fucking laptop, really--I fucking mean it) likes to fucking skip letters every once in a fucking while, it came out as "The."  And since the useless as fuck, fucking spellchecker obviously didn't fucking catch it since "The" is an actual fucking word, all I have to fucking say is

WHAT THE FUCK????

[Z4lUS]

Let the good times roll! Did you by any chance buy that t-shirt in LA?

[14sceat]

haha thats just great

[spankmealotus]

OH, My, God That was hilarious. Awesome!

[themightythor1212]

F-ing Briliant, who names there child pat!! (I'm a long shore mans son, i blushed)

[akacie]

Brilliant :)

[bobpeters61]

That's who I get whenever I call any corporation. Of course that's after tens of minutes on hold.