im stilll waiting for my day to be first commenter.....i almost made it today i was like 11th or something on CTFxC vlog (i was shocked how early i was) :)
People who post "first" and people who post "nigger" to any Black person's video regardless of what's being discussed need to fucking die. I'm not joking.
The first comment is pushed down to the bottom and is the last one people read, if they ever get down that far at all. The first is the worst and is cursed. As a wise man once said...
"The first shall be last and the last shall be first."
And now we see that he really knew what he was talking about.
Just got first comment on DeStorm's "Blah! Blah! Blah!" and this was the first thing that I thought of when I did it.
I think I just got really lucky. I always promised myself that I would never say "First" so instead I just said "Woo!" I could think of anything else to say.
"Why does that bother people so bad?" Eh? A thumb down is just one single click... I dont need to be bothered much to do so. If I dont like a comment: thumbs down - where is there any aggression in this action? (I didnt choose the Thumb's evil red color, it is Youtube's fault!)
Because, they can say "cool" or "Great video" or "I love your videos" or "I wish I had a hat like yours" or "Where can I get one of those _____?" or "I can't wait to see your next video" or ANYTHING MEANINGFUL instead of "first". There is nothing wrong with being the first person to comment, but simply saying "first" or "last" or "second" or some crap like that, is a completely useless and stupid comment and the people who post that are stupid.
Werr Wurr. Thumbs down. (frightening lack of depth & perspective, frightening overabundance of width). I thought my joke was pretty funny so I submitted it in comment form.
it gets annoying because 49,999 of them are not first. i like to see what other people have to say and when shay asks questions, i like to view the answers but i don't like to scroll through 50,000 identical comments to find them
Thumbs up if you are watching in 2012, to show our support to ShayCarl, Shaytards, Shayloss
davidburnsvlog 2 weeks ago
What if you're the 1,283 comment? lol
nixieinmontana2 3 weeks ago
@MrMusicLol Comments *
xblazex100 1 month ago
2012!
zILLIUUZ 1 month ago
And this is why back in 2010 he picked the first comment to win the flip :)
MissNikkiNeko 2 months ago
63778
rudestboy420 2 months ago
FIRST GUY THAT WATCHS IN 2012
MrMusicLol 2 months ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
THUMBS UP IF YOUR WATCHING IN 2012!
TheJaydowgg 2 months ago
FIRST (today)
Twighlight21fan 2 months ago
at least he is wearing pants in this one
fennel456 2 months ago
Nice to see you haven't mellowed out over the last 3 years bro.
mikebacon247 4 months ago
im stilll waiting for my day to be first commenter.....i almost made it today i was like 11th or something on CTFxC vlog (i was shocked how early i was) :)
ChizuruNumaX3 4 months ago
Shay you get so out if breath on this video but nowadays you can skate for ages and still not be out of breath
decaaker 5 months ago
FIRST LAST.today
dolphin1998x 5 months ago
lol
ihatekillerpie 5 months ago
FIRST! ... today...
baamze 6 months ago
Comment removed
MrsMJLoveAlways 6 months ago
onethousandtwohundredandsixtyseven
PercyHarvin2112 7 months ago
first
MrDirectGraffiti 7 months ago
Shay reminded me of Brad Pitt in 13 Monkeys in this video lmao!
TaltosGirl 7 months ago
whoa he has a cigerette huh never thought shay would smoke
XxnaudxX 7 months ago
One-thousand, two-hundred sixty-fourth! :D that just made my day
ADoryble7 7 months ago
i love u shay !!!!!!:)
TheBrocklynn 7 months ago
i hate firstirs, they are fucking annoying, who cares if they are first
TMetalFromHell 7 months ago
haha whoever got the first comment for this video is pretty lucky
tamiro1992 7 months ago
Post #1260
jjrruu91 7 months ago
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first
first
first
first
MrMskiver 7 months ago
hey shay
Sunderjam 7 months ago
LAST!
ThePrizy98 7 months ago
i hate you
Catinthehatgonewild 7 months ago
First?........... Or Last. You decide
13Goscar 7 months ago
this is one of the most freaken weirdest videos on youtube thumbs if think so.
Hi7man693 7 months ago
lol
debbiestar123 7 months ago
last
wurod13 7 months ago
LAST
MagicalMaddi 7 months ago
Hes right people get a life XD
Sasha86094CP 8 months ago
first xD
xXDinosaurusDemiXx 8 months ago
@ThatRandomKidDan Life is good. Emo kids are useless. Why would someone throw away their own life when you can make fun of everyone else's? LOL.
Viktir666 8 months ago
@ThatRandomKidDan No, I just love hating. Sometimes you can hate without being mad.
Viktir666 8 months ago
People who post "first" and people who post "nigger" to any Black person's video regardless of what's being discussed need to fucking die. I'm not joking.
Viktir666 8 months ago
@sirbestnameever haha i was just about to say that! (:
pianolover24681 8 months ago
last
sirbestnameever 8 months ago
parallel universe first
HYPNOTICVIDEO 8 months ago
firthst
yourallbrainwashed 9 months ago
Wow this only has 57 thousand views?? Shay usually gets that much in 3 days! Hahah
beansandanegg 9 months ago
1,238th !!!! :D
swirlybuns12 9 months ago
1236th!
al3x012 9 months ago
MIDDLE
TheYellowDK 9 months ago
omg it's retro shay carl! i love it lol
oXpinkbubbleXo 9 months ago
it doesn't bother me when some says their first if they are first. it bugs me when someone says first when their comment is like 20th...
megabananaduderox 9 months ago
1,232ND!
jayzee7874 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
where is shaycarls first ever video?
ghandiwithbinladen 9 months ago
for no reason this comment will get thumbs up
JippTv 9 months ago
thumbs up if u watching this in 2011 and see how much the shatyards and shaycarl progessed a lot on youtube the past 3 years. :)
touchmate3 9 months ago 67
I IS LAST! haha
bella0a 10 months ago
123 Pgs of comments! wow!!!
lucaeaves3 10 months ago
First!!!
PammySpammyTheHammy 10 months ago
@Katiex4 Holy shit you were first on the FIRST video!!!!!!
Revenger593 10 months ago
awwww.......that's a whole new perspective...
firefly2552025 10 months ago
do you like take a nap after some of your vids? were do you get all that energy!!
kimytaf 10 months ago
LAST
sheerbeautyx3 11 months ago 104
@sheerbeautyx3 nope :P
JakeStofle 11 months ago
WhOa...are u seriously nobody does it like Chriis Farley...NOBODY! xD
Vt3kbOi 11 months ago
you were one of "those" people who commented "FIRST!" on videos, weren't you? :P
:)
jenniwitt03 11 months ago
why is ryan reynolds making youtube videos and fat
RAMROD121212 11 months ago
@RAMROD121212 idk why do you like to fit 14 inches into you mouth?
maggie2941 11 months ago
RECENT
Maxables 1 year ago
FIRST
SuperRonyg 1 year ago
Because it's not a big fucking deal if he/she's first.
I bet the "firsters" are lame losers who spend all day trying to be first.
BTW you suck Shay
08Cheeseits 1 year ago
@08Cheeseits This is so ironic.
I bet "trolls" are lame losers who spend all day insulting other people in order to make themselves feel good.
You fail.
yeahyeahyeah128 1 year ago
@yeahyeahyeah128 You mad, fanboy? xD
08Cheeseits 1 year ago
@08Cheeseits Haha, shows how much you know considering I'm a girl xDD Umadbro? is how you say it sweet cheeks.
yeahyeahyeah128 1 year ago
@yeahyeahyeah128 You can say "umad?" doesn't matter.
You're just an upset fan.
08Cheeseits 1 year ago
@08Cheeseits umadbro? XD
yeahyeahyeah128 1 year ago
Last !!!!
LeedsLad1919 1 year ago
The first comment is pushed down to the bottom and is the last one people read, if they ever get down that far at all. The first is the worst and is cursed. As a wise man once said...
"The first shall be last and the last shall be first."
And now we see that he really knew what he was talking about.
TheLoonwolf 1 year ago
So you compare a random video on youtube to a be first on a mountain?
Damn shay..
wishmastter2 1 year ago
first
210johndeere 1 year ago
"let the firsters be first!"
AdamJoshuaHendren 1 year ago
1,199 LMAO!
AustoMagic 1 year ago
sorry carl your freaking funny
gamePROXD 1 year ago
damn it you beat me
gamePROXD 1 year ago
FIRST!!!
asian4eyes 1 year ago
fiiifff!!!!
Swurvo34 1 year ago
haha everyone is trying to find your first video because of your last video but this is not your first video
SVMainUS 1 year ago 36
@SVMainUS what's the 1st one
CampOninja11 1 year ago
1,193rd!
drumbum7991 1 year ago
Shay looks so handsome here :)
fueledbyJonas 1 year ago
@PTKilowatt ur the 1st guy to comment lol. do you feel the same way u did when u made this comment?
tumidekona 1 year ago
this guy freaks me out!!
navajete91 1 year ago
u shut up BI Tribleguy
sarahdeering24 1 year ago
stfu fatty
Tribleguy 1 year ago
@Tribleguy stfu you idiot.
NicksBucket 1 year ago
you are awsome
clozerful 1 year ago
Shay you remind me of John Ritter.: D
agoldjc16 1 year ago
not first
MrDontmess1996 1 year ago
shay you should start commenting all of your own videos first saying first xD
Hoppla32 1 year ago
FIRST!!
TheCitrusPRODUCTIONS 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Fag
KASBONES1 1 year ago
@KASBONES1 WHY??? Is he a fag WHY Watch his videos if he is a "Fag"?
MaxGeff 1 year ago
@MaxGeff he is so cool
xboxdoyle 1 year ago
Just got first comment on DeStorm's "Blah! Blah! Blah!" and this was the first thing that I thought of when I did it.
I think I just got really lucky. I always promised myself that I would never say "First" so instead I just said "Woo!" I could think of anything else to say.
NattyFTW 1 year ago
hes way better now
MrWwefan5 1 year ago
1175th :D
JoMCaR3193 1 year ago
@JoMCaR3193 1176th!! :)
carbine781 1 year ago
He's gotten better
Virchew 1 year ago
This Is My Favourite Shaycarl Video
BreakingBelfastTV 1 year ago
LAST!!
BreakingBelfastTV 1 year ago
he looks alot slimmer here
megstaz101 1 year ago
Was this his first vid? Please let me know..
chazzman1547 1 year ago
@chazzman1547 no
786sr22 1 year ago
"Why does that bother people so bad?" Eh? A thumb down is just one single click... I dont need to be bothered much to do so. If I dont like a comment: thumbs down - where is there any aggression in this action? (I didnt choose the Thumb's evil red color, it is Youtube's fault!)
FoKTank 1 year ago
first!!!!1111einseinself
senfone 1 year ago
lol
oddballmatt 1 year ago
FIRST!
PivitalProductions 1 year ago
Wooh! Last comment! (so far)
ShaytardsiLove 1 year ago
1.161st
Silvannetwork 1 year ago
ROFL? like the 30th comment says "boobs" and simply, just got 430 thumbs up??
SLOW13J 1 year ago
this video is probably filled comments saying "FIRST!!!"
SLOW13J 1 year ago
RIP Shaycarl. I hear he passed away this morning...
link000000 1 year ago
@link000000 I heard you're into starting rumors because you don't like people.
TheUnbiasedGamer 1 year ago
@SumoNinja1985 Jack Bauer is awesome :D
MetaCrawlerz 1 year ago
trolls will always be trolls
MrFranzisko 1 year ago
Congratulations with your 15 year old mentality, shaycarl :)
Groongers 1 year ago
ONE THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED FIFTY TWO!!
littleseanx 1 year ago
1151!
x143xlessthan3x 1 year ago
@tickanie i went all the way to the end of the comments of a 2 year old video just to give you the thumbs up for being the first commented :L
im soo proud of you!
MoominAlanna 1 year ago
@olgakay haha trolling through comments, you make me laugh... "this video makes me hard too" olga, how rude!
MoominAlanna 1 year ago
Because, they can say "cool" or "Great video" or "I love your videos" or "I wish I had a hat like yours" or "Where can I get one of those _____?" or "I can't wait to see your next video" or ANYTHING MEANINGFUL instead of "first". There is nothing wrong with being the first person to comment, but simply saying "first" or "last" or "second" or some crap like that, is a completely useless and stupid comment and the people who post that are stupid.
guest2424 1 year ago
@guest2424 last reply to guest2424
Leezzyy 1 year ago
@guest2424 i think it is just cause "first" is quicker to type, and the longer you take to type, you wont be first :P
x143xlessthan3x 1 year ago
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
urmommaisfattt 1 year ago
i thumbs up people who r first :D
AlexGOFOonzwinky 1 year ago
I hate "first comments" and "thumbs up", i just thumbs them done or mark as spam :D
wamby1985 1 year ago
first
MrAlexLess 1 year ago
@MrAlexLess
Wow you really have your finger on the pulse of comedy.
ChildrenofAmory 1 year ago
Werr Wurr. Thumbs down. (frightening lack of depth & perspective, frightening overabundance of width). I thought my joke was pretty funny so I submitted it in comment form.
SpeedofSoundMan 1 year ago
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SpeedofSoundMan 1 year ago
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SpeedofSoundMan 1 year ago
second!
cheseeh 1 year ago
last! :)
weshnkenge95a 1 year ago
please don't thumb me down!!
smikesmike05 1 year ago
grow up?
GalakFyarr 1 year ago
Why cant you just talk normally? :|
ThexNerd 1 year ago
it gets annoying because 49,999 of them are not first. i like to see what other people have to say and when shay asks questions, i like to view the answers but i don't like to scroll through 50,000 identical comments to find them
liviDream 1 year ago
crazy fat ass
fdhadi 1 year ago
1,129th!
JaxComixProductions 1 year ago
1,128th!
JaxComixProductions 1 year ago
wow you have come a long way shay
darcypreheim 1 year ago
1124th
TomFuIp 1 year ago
Make more shaycarl shirts!!
dmpsodapop 1 year ago
FIRST!! Oh wait, I meanth 45,042th Dx
WOOHOJEHA 1 year ago
1,125! BOOM! HELL YEAH!
Awsomesauce22 1 year ago
@Bokensewins arent they awsome?
ramenlord232 1 year ago
I love how crazy you are Shay XD I agree with you, let the firsters say they're first lol.
babyinblack 1 year ago
you LAST! posers carretero03 was the first to post last! (on this video)
myfaultstudios 1 year ago
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Coltenite 1 year ago
last!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
TheMocitytx 1 year ago
lastt!!!!!
GONZ7100 1 year ago
im 1,119
erebuntsitxa818 1 year ago
I have the first comment to all PORN Website!
warnoobwar 1 year ago
i get first on a lot of popular videos because i dont have that much of a life
zleary816 1 year ago
1,116 :)
SHAYCARL TO RULE THE WORLD!
TheHulkgaz 1 year ago
hilariouse shit man thats great
lm9980 1 year ago
1,114 oh ya!! Oww ow!
Erisioso 1 year ago
1,113th awesome!!
Sejodeso23 1 year ago
That guy freaks me out
XxBruno0Xx 1 year ago
1,111
CJL102 1 year ago
1,109!
allycatbaker 1 year ago
Did the first comment on this video say first? :D
TomFrankSurfs 1 year ago
FIRST!!!! (to comment July 16th, 2010)
seanelliott32 1 year ago 2
LAST!!!!!!
helloimaperson1 1 year ago
that is true ............ i am the last
TheWeslene 1 year ago
Last.
MaximusLuver 1 year ago
last :)?
TinkerBell5421 1 year ago
almost every comment is spamed? some say that u rock and its spamed?
minime2088 1 year ago
first
bradyhott212 1 year ago
i think first comments are stupid, but if theres no other comment, ima comment FIRST!
madz3333 1 year ago