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  • This to my ex Heather. I apologize for ever hurting you and if you ever have a change if heart, ill always be there for you.

  • Wow the editing only made it more hilarious hahahhaha

  • 10:16 smooth move making sure to include yo wifey in there with Halle lol..Playa 101

  • should white boys try and have braids??

  • Should've kept it as a mohawk!

  • bad idea #15 never talk about ur old crushes wen ur wife is doin yo hair

  • bad idea #15 never talk about ur old crushes wen ur wife is duin yo hair

  • YO WIFE CAN BRAID OMG MY COUSIN'S NAME IS REYNA

  • YO WIFE CAN BRAID WHATS HER NAME AGAIN

  • robert young he shuved a drumstick up his anus and i bought him one and took the mick outta him alot im not sorry im just spreadin the word coz he was a bully

  • Left hand..:( I am sorri for not using you as much as mi rite hand! Whether it be carrying groceries, picking up the dog, writing, smacking ppl, raising mi hand in class & the list goes on!! :'''( I am soooooooooooorri

  • yo if tht was really u skateboarding i wanna see more of it man lol looked sick xDDD

  • from 7:18 to 7:48 is tht an actuall song or what if it is whats the name

  • I TOOK A SHIT ON MY DOGS HEAD (WHILE HE WAS (ASLEEP)

  • This had me in tears T -T

  • yell ya palm beach county! what school you went to?

  • nice braids!....lol @ lines in ur haircut...smh...i never knew ppl cut the little hairs after?

  • i wanna say sorry to my boy Theo, when we was younger about 8/9 we was helping decorate our freinds moms house, and a few hours in everyone stopped for a break, now my mom had 3 sandwhiches that she made and brang for me and her and my mom decided to give them to me and theo, and what happend was instead of sharing the 3rd sandwhich with my boy i just ate it so i had 2 and he had 1, i felt so bad man till this day i regret that, because his one of the most kindest people i know.

  • Would been funny if she started braiding his hair more roughly while he was talking about the Italian girl.

  • Sorry Peter Uranus (name's funny right?). I joked the HELL outta him back in 3rd. Grade. Not only was his name funny, but his initials. "P.U.". It lasted for 4 months. Then the teacher said STOP! In 4th. Grade, this is when Diary of a Wimpy Kid FIRST came out (the original red one). They had a joke about ignoring a kid like he's gone. So I did it on Pete. I pretended like he was gone. I said "Oh, Pete sure would love this coookie." Or some SHIP like that. Then I got kicked out. So...5TH GRADE!!!

  • give them a white joke, example- what do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench, the NBA ;d

  • 7:20 Kick/Push Mr. Spates.....Kick/Push :)

  • my dad has REALLY curly hair... so he gets his shampoo at the "black-people store" lol.

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  • have you ever heard from her

  • i want to apologize to M. Richardson.

    In 7th grade, I beat his anus in the lunch room in front of everyone. And he got picked on so much that it followed him to the 11th grade, when he finally up and switched schools in a different district.

    So yeah. Sorry you talked ship and I fudged you up.

  • One time I got i Rattle snake to bite my roommate in his sleep. Hope you come out dat comaa reel soon Budde :'C SORRY!!!

  • Wow, you look.. better."

    LMAO! That gets me all the time =) 

  • yo david spates you from riviera beach rite? iWas wondering what elem school you went to because my mom was a teacher back then and you mite had her as a te

  • U sk8??? dude... ur my hero now

  • At 13:20 he looks like Barascus from the A-Team xD

  • @runningmanson99 XD AHAHAHA!

  • i tryed to hack a girl i liked fb but it didnt work but i feel bad! i feeelll betterr now!

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  • when i was 15 i got a 16 year old pregnant, and her mother made her get an abortion. Sorry for knocking you up caroline );

  • i want to apologize to madiline mendez.. i had the same situation but my phone died and she never called back =' (((

  • I liked the mohawk that was pretty HOT!!!

  • DAME KEEP IT A MOWHAWK

  • hey david, did she go back to being emo the rest or the yr?? lol u sound like my dad too. ur going to hell xDDDD

  • hey david, did she go back to being emo the rest or the yr??

  • Lady who had the dog, Im sorry for running your dog over with my car. I blew the horn but he didnt move

  • im sorry for eatin the last chicken strip >.<

  • i am sorry for flipping my brother off in his sleep because i have gotton penalized (GROUNDED) for a month, all because he ran away from home...but we found him 10 minutes later

  • you had alot of hang time man

  • first time watching your videos it was great Subcribed..

  • I wish I could get hair like that, even tho Im white and I would prooobably not be suited for it. But hell, the way it looks, I want it, right now!

  • Yo you silly as hell man.... good stuff!

  • go head david thats cool that you use to skate =D

  • IM SORRY! :'(

  • i got mad when you were talking about that girl callin you i would have been tight

  • IM SORRY I CANT KDSFJKSDHFIHFIDSHJD V LOL JK

  • ok here a little re in actment of the goth girl part but with me being in the class with u hears wht i would do. DAVIDSPATES:u look better. SCOTTVOISIN: *FACEPALM* IF I WAS IN THAT CLASS WITH U I WOULD DO A FACEPALM

  • amazing

  • dave u looked scared when she had the scissors

  • WOW! u look....Better

  • at 13:12 your heads looks like a cross between whoopi goldberg and lady gaga

    just sayin

  • 13:04 OMG xD LMAO

  • y ur wife braid like dat like shez on crack or some10 like she metinaly retarded?

  • sorry korean kid for punching you in the face in 4th grade

  • Bring it back to Kindergarten days was cool but when you said you were "22" your wife looked like she was going to cut you... lol.

  • "Wow you look better"...lmao

  • So and so, I am sorry I told someone you were gonna fudge someone D: But ur 13 wtf was i supposed to do

  • .....and the way you cuss on your vids is so cute---I like it!

  • How was she braiding your hair?? In the sense that she's doing it overhanded!

  • use google to find her

  • I know how u feel

    when I was in 7th grade I was the only black person in my whole grade and they would makle jokes like tha tall the time

    but now that im goin to 8th grade he'll hopefully go to another school or get attcked by a bear and die

  • o god lol i know the feeling dave lol i said that to one girl before i think

    or i may have blocked that out lol

  • Na that ain't wrong man, I'm still laughing about it I'm seriously lmao haha. Thats screwed up she deserved it.

  • Dave you are the best!!! Lorne Michaels have you seen this fool!!! Give him a contract!

  • Raina did a good job on the hair!!

  • im sorri Kyle for taking all of your cloths and seting them on fire, that was wrong and im really sori

  • bring on tha white jokes then man'e. p.s. your girl pretty. like her hair too

  • 11:50 is helle muthafugin funny ahahhaha ahaha my first time so you kno im subscribe and return the love man ahha late

  • That looks cool!

  • that mohawk braids thing aint such a bad idea

  • Nice skating skillzzzz

  • LOL

  • David Spates...im fond of you.

  • Man i got a long list of people of wrong of the female gender lol man u got balls 2 appoligise David my hat to you sir!

  • David Spates your wife is hot! lol sorry man, i still love your videos

  • Raina's hair is pretty nice.

  • I'm sorry for pouring bleach in my teachers coffee

  • i mean i may seem like a anus but some little kid made me mad and started annoying me so in retaliation to that i tripped her. =x im only 16 though and she was like 10 so..sorry little girl i tripped, but she had it coming lol

  • That was funny when you and Raina were dancin! But... I gotta use a hot comb soon... Dont wanna go to hell! XD

  • good job on the hair dave got a lil hangtime

  • David, I just have to say I really enjoy watching you and your wife together. The good vibes are palpable. Lovin' the love.

  • Im sorry for fighting this dude at church and knocking his tooth out

  • Where are y'all from before moving to cali

  • im sorry for....wait wat am i sorry for??

  • lol i'm goth and people flippin judge me like hell!!!

  • i just sorry ok

    i love the way you & your wife are a nice team you so lucky bro

  • im sory for fitein wit that cow he moooooed up the rong tree... yeaaahhhhhhh booooyyyyyyeeeeeeee

  • Search her up on FACEBOOK duh1!!!

  • im not sorry for kickin scotts ass

  • im sorry for sneeking out the house momma and loosing my verginity

  • Im sorry for murdring u jeff ;(..

  • those are the neatest braids i have ever seen!!!! she is good

  • im sorrry for starting aids

  • she could really braid

  • I want to apologies 2 my ex-bestfriend(bbf) 4 being so dumb and ending up loosing ur trust, friendship,and love -sorry-

  • Just ignorant idiots without arguments blaims everyone for being racists.

  • i know your head feel tighter than a mug! i remember them days, my hair just wouldnt finish growing after 5 months! lol!!!

  • damn that is messed up

  • bam!

  • yea man i got nappy hair not tryin to be racist i just do and thats how my friend braided ma hair

  • I say around 77 or 78.

  • Listen to him at 12:25 Lol.!

  • hung up on that hoe 4:22

  • Yo man how long did it take for you to grow all that hair?

  • 13:33 Behold, the new American Express logo.

  • @HelpMeImIndian MORE LIKE AFRICAN EXPRESS

  • atm i cant think of an apology to give some1 ive nvr seen after the incidetn... but u shuld keep them braids man!!!

  • Nice braids man

  • i tried to steal my friends girl but luckily she moved and he never found out

  • titty

  • WIFEY DID A GREAT JOB ON THE BRAIDS

  • you should have kept the mohawk

  • LOL @ 11:48 xD !!!! Fun vids as always!

  • damp! dave got hops

  • I got in a fight with my best freind a few years ago and we went awhile without talking. We tried becoming friends ago after about 5 months(long time huh) Well he invited me to his house as sorta a last chance and I said yeah I could come immediatly w/out asking my parents. Well when time came. My parents said no. So I guess he didnt beleive me when I canceled the last day. We havnt talked since so I'm sorry.

  • lmao @ davids hair at like 13:15 and around there

  • I apologize for that hot comb! lmao I cant remember the day my hair was ever nappy

  • its weird how you were on shaytards but he said your channel

  • To bboggs36 : huh? what are you talking about. he's a friend of mine, I just letting him know, be careful. :-)

  • ya i know but he just pointed the camera at you , you did the 'get that camera out of my face, sucka' you shared a laugh but he never said "hey this is David Spates go to his channel laughandpeealittle" Thats what i was saying nothing else just typed it crappy.

  • i have a crush story like yours

    in elementary from grade 4-6 i had a crush on this guy ... and then i suddenly had to move to a new area and school .. and never saw him again :(... but i always think about him! and sometime dream about meeting him :/ ... I'm 19 now so it has been awhile lol

  • Some goth chicks are hot as long as they don't over do it. And one thing I need to apologize for right off the top of my head, I have to say sorry to my current girlfriend, which I plan to do next time I call her but I'll do it here too. Okay she's not exactly my girlfriend but that's because there's a bit of a distance and we haven't really been able to spend time with each other. But basically, I was being a little controlling over something that wasn't really MY choice to begin with. Im sorry

  • my hair takes 3hrs. I soft and free my hair! nothin better for my afro hair to get it straght than the creamy crack!

  • it only takes 1 hour for me =P

  • i have wronged so many people but have such a bad memorey i can't remember. I am sorry anyway. Truly sorry.

    I <3 ya skater Dave!!

  • Im sorry my friends mom for accidentally cussing her out. I thought it was him calling me instead. Damp caller ID

  • Damp I got more comments. That Mohawk was awesome lol. You should totally keep it.

  • Wtf was that at 11:54 to 11:58? ROFL Made my day.

  • I apologize to my friend back in school, you had these little toys that i liked but my mom wouldn't get me any so i took one of yours and told you i lost it. i tried to give it back but i got scared and chickened out.

  • you should have kept the mohawk lol

  • ROFL! if ur not black and u use a hot comb your going to hell.

  • yo wifey is hot

  • I am sorry for guessing some guy's password on face book (Kevin Smith) and making him seem gay then changing the password.

  • Sorry to everyone I have ever wronged =)

  • Sorry, world, for being so smoking hot

  • " dave you cut your hair ! how'd you get all those lines in your haircut ?! " AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA­HHAHHAHHAAHHHAHAHHA

  • lol you should look her up on myspace or facebook im sure you could find her or her sisters or brothers

  • wow you're badass in skateboarding

  • Im sorry alexandra that i made u loose your trust in me, he wasn't worth it. I shouldn't of took. u deserve al ot better

  • Awesome vid. Dave, keep it up man!

    and... it feels kinda pointless since she won't see it but... I'm Sorry Kasia!!!

  • don't be getting all uptight when shaycarl or kassem picks a little fun at you

  • To xjonathan69x : Shutup.

  • What? You can't take a little joke? For example shaycarl is fat and when people call him fat he laughs it off and doesn't get all defensive about it. For kassem when they say he has a jew nose he doesn't get his panties in a wad. I'm not trying to start anything, just saying that they don't mean any harm with their little jokes so you shouldn't take it offensive.

  • Racist jokes arn't the same as fat jokes. Whether it's a Racist Joke or Not It's still Racist.

  • @laughandpeealittle lol hes right im black and go to school with a bunch of asians no blacks and i get jokes all the time i just ignore it or laugh it off

  • its funny how people don't listen. it even says on your channel intro "if you don't like what i say, don't reply negatively, just don't watch it". I love your ship David! @xjohnathan69x: whats wrong with you? they probably all joke around man. he's just warning them about stepping up his game.

  • im sorry for kickin my best friend in da balls on da last day of school........i neva saw him eva again lol............southside20

  • i got longer hair then him i wish that girl maked and touched my hair xD

  • 7:18 best part

  • hey dave love the vids and the hair i never knew how that was done cool

  • lookin good

  • Love the hair. That never ceases to amaze me.

  • Lol...but i like the fro T_T It was sad to see it slowly dissapear! Hahahaehehe.

  • IM SORRY NICK.

  • you are getting more and more famous! Keep up the great work!

  • LMAO love that Charlie Murphy "Wrong" at 6:30 ...i say that junk all that time

  • im not sorry for those homeless people on the streets that have no food.

  • Lol david...in middle school i dressed like that girl you described (the gothy one) and something just like that happened to me. I had to go to a dance recital right after school one time and dressed up for it and ishh and all the girls did that. a couple guys said stuff like that to me too and it actually encouraged me to start dressing differently :)

  • uh oh! u from Florida?!!! Ft. Lauderdale in the house!!!! lol!

  • Lmfao, Dave, your hair looks like a flat top at 10:14, no offense man. All love, just had to point that out. Enjoyed the story alot.

  • dave shoulda kept the hawk....if you agree post yea!!!!!!!

  • @Phantom, Your grammer is so fudged up in that paragraph.

  • if u aint black and use a hot comb u goin to hell lol terrible

  • Omg Your Wife Is A Ten

  • Here A Story Between my and my Buddy Thomas

    Dear Thomas, I am So Sorry for making fun of you While you are eating chopsticks(Vietnamese people eats with chopsticks) We Was A kid and i didn't know that Vietnamese people eats with chopsticks.And i am sorry for calling your sister a Whore..(didn't know a better way to say that in a not meanness way) idk where you are or your sister now that we are grown up. I am just sorry Your Freind, Dom Kizlo

  • the mohawk thing looked killer near the end lol.

    and oh ship my mom's made me go to Hell, she used a hot comb on me once!!! D:

  • Nice hair do. And your woman is hot.