Ask Swifty - Ask Swifty - [Episode 1]

[594fnf]

he was much better in his early videos.

[FallsAroundUs]

"Tresseme. Tresseme. Ou la la."

[stevenplol]

ah the good old days.

[AntiSocialSaoirse]

Why do people miss the "Old" Swifty so bad? He''s not that different now. He's just not as emo and he looks better (:

[David23Howe]

I love the intro for these episodes, the guitar in it is awesome.

[eklypseklypse]

@David23Howe The full song is "A breath beneath" - The Absence

If you wanted to know. Lol. = P

[lupiscanis15]

Are you gay? if not I will hit that SO hard

[geometricfish]

FUCK SIDE JUMPS BACK AND FORTH.

[xxxWolFangxxx]

I'm sorry but your just not as funny anymore. Here is where you are amazing. Now your too crazy. Your trying a little too hard.

[xXXthefirefliesXXx]

Swifty whats the meaning of LAAAFEEE?

[fuzzyboots38]

@xXXthefirefliesXXx Hahaha I love his accent xD

[xXXthefirefliesXXx]

@fuzzyboots38 ikr! but that just made me lol XD

[spyro123555]

PepperGoRawr ..im sorry :/ i noticed they were still blue a few minutes after i posted it...dont have to be so mean T.T

[spyro123555]

o.o his eye color changed...in the newer videos



[PepperGoRawr]

@spyro123555 it's been the same, it's just the lighting. lol you're stupid.

[LegitWhitney]

@PepperGoRawr He has contacts, it's not the lighting. Now look whose stupid..

[fuzzyboots38]

@LegitWhitney He has contacts, yes, but in another video, he said the lighting in his room sucked, that's why the colors change. Cool your tits, guys.

[lolo4804]

LOL ...about the hair flip xd

[lolo4804]

look at swifty in the first ep and in the last ep ...XD still funny

[spartanhammer91]

Thumbs up for 2012

[relyt781]

that awkward moment when the two top comments are about not commenting about the "old swifty" and the 2nd is about how they miss the old swifty....

[lovesickharmony]

Aw(: You were still cute.

And are now! Swiftkaratechop = swiftkaratechop <3

[iMegans]

uhhhhhhhhhhhh add mayonnaise...

[autumlee480]

god he was so young but he is still equally fucking awesome as he is now................. and he has an awesome jesus beard

[KilljoyKandyKane]

That awkward moment when the two top rated comments are contradicting eachother....

[hawt4sanjaya]

you seem so young and awkward haha. its cute

[BBgun738]

is that accent real? (Im new to watching swifty) cuz if it is...........awesome. :)

[number1THOMAS]

yes..i still listen to A Beautiful Lotus

[Ticimama252]

so the thumb is the 'J' and then the middle is the 'I'?

Do you like not use ur pointer finger when you fap or something?

[mockingwiththedead]

@Ticimama252 the thumb + the pointer finger is the shape of a J

[skittles4538]

Tony (anthony) who lives in battle ground WA....BUG THEHELL OFF!!!!!

[hugawookiee]

Lol so I watched this video a few years back, and everytime I am at the store and see Tres Semme shampoo I say "Tres Semme Tres Semme ooh la la!" in my head and laugh quietly to myself :)

[IGlompedYew]

Dayyyummm. He was supahh' cute c; LOLOL<3.

[Dakexrex]

every friday my arrse.. :D

[Sammibearify]

he reminds me of mitchell davis back in the ol'days XD especially the hair flippy part

[wahcoleANDemery]

i honestly think his new ones are better...just sayin. And im pretty sure im addcted to these videos.

[ila9121]

Hahaha you sound so much younger than your new ask swifty's! lol young swifty ftw

[CleanWildDevil]

A Happy Boner LOL!!

[TheSaurix]

I'll try to masturbate on my hair! :D

[mrshredstarZ]

What the fuck is that earbleeding SHIT at the start?!

[TheWaewert]

@HahahaYoureSoMad HATER ALERT

[Sublime0545]

@HahahaYoureSoMad Hahahaha You're so mad

[Trollingwithmyhomies]

This isn't swifty from world of warcraft *spam thumbs down the video*

[Cheesecakemilitia2]

@Trollingwithmyhomies Only fags and N00Bs play WoW, if your a true gamer, play oblivion or skyrim or tales of vesperia. If you play those, and still play Wow, your still a fag

[TheKennyquin]

can i fuck you?

[EatMiWhileImHot]

Why do I know all the worlds to the first 30 eps xD

[jorgenschroen08]

hmm wrong swifty

[theElegantCriminal]

People, think about how old he is here. Fast forward 3.5 years and a lot changes about nearly everyone during that period of their life. It's ok to miss the days when he wasn't as popular but don't keep complaining about it. This Swifty can't come back, that's not who he is anymore. And to be honest I still find hardly any difference between now and then aside from his age and appearance. If you don't like the new vids, watch these. They never get old :)

[adutton428]

@theElegantCriminal lol I agree with your comment except that he was a lot more popular here than he is now. :P

[helloiamcece]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh add mayonnaise? NEXT QUESTION.

[spudindrums]

this was when he still made me lol

[jbluvr4]

I miss Swifty in general..

[kjgkitten17]

your eyes are perttttyy!!!!

[alexisabove]

BELLYBUTTONS :D



[missmusic17ily]

Woah, it seems like this is way older than about 3 1/2 years old :O i miss ask swifty :(

[Venomdaggerz]

gimmie my razer naga. emo fag

[Astroknights2010]

@Venomdaggerz lmao

[Awesomgurl10]

you were so much calmer in your old vids. I miss that :( your too random now

[TwitchDarling69]

i will ALWAYS LOVE this video!

[reptile6190]

old swifty needs 2 come back

[RomansCreations]

MacGuyver reference. LOL XD



[facemeetsbat]

i cant believe hes from alabama! im from alabama!

[OmNomPandas]

Goodness, e's changed so much xD

He kinds of looks like Noel Fielding :D ♥

[vinnyEtv]

"you wouldnt do something that stupid" "im mentally retarded!"

[LeopoldGames]

Wtf you are not swifty

[ThePiercedWolf]

thumbs up if you thought swifty was hot when he was all emo and stuff.

[MINONELSE]

@ThePiercedWolf he's hot in all his videos

[THluvr898887]

@ThePiercedWolf he still is!

[StrictlyCoastal]

"So... every friday.." <--- Yeah.. right.

[CuppcakeBumbleBee8]

Holy Shizllle!!! i feel a hair flip comin on :)

[CaptainChalupa529]

To everyone who continues to bitch about how you miss the "Old Swifty," you're being fucking retarded. He's still just as great now as he was then.

[chriscoehah]

@CaptainChalupa529 hes still great but hes alot different now. But i Still Love his videos!!!

[zecocolt]

@CaptainChalupa529 indeed

[Saddsynumber1]

I WANT OLD SWIFTY BACK!!!! WAHHHHHH!!!

[MyDogIsAPokemon]

god you were so hot xD <3 i remember having the biggest crush on you in middle school *drool*

[AnotherxCastle]

Swifty come baaaaackkkk.... :(

[NerdyDucky798]

anyone else see the shinny thing in his ear

[TheMaddiesaurus]

all he did is grow up a lil, got better technology, old swifty is past now so stop pretending that its gonna come back.

[bloodyfate101]

uuuuhhhh... add mayonaise

[mj496]

every time a new Ask Swifty comes out I have to watch the first one afterwards just to see how different he is now :D still awesome in my opinion

[KatieLikesToSing]

Okay, the old Swifty isn't coming back.

He grew up, everyone does it at some point.

Everyone can just get the fuck over it, he's still amazing.

[BleedingHopesx]

Damn! He was hot back then.xD

[crazy1111111111]

Add mayonnaise will forever always be the ultimate answer. The first answer!

[xxpandabear8xx1]

These old ones are BOMB! Totally dislike the new ones.. they suck and you dont really answer any questions...

[sadisticyellow]

i'mma eat yo baby.

[besthitsonly]

You are sexually attractive that makes you talented artist.End of story.

[nightmareee57]

My goodness, I <3 you to death, this way or the 'newer' way. :)

[Caitieallover]

Guys, it's called a haircut. Chill.

[HolyCow1AmberM]

ADD MAONAISE

[ChloeScottRoxyoursox]

Dude, go on American best dance crew, You'd be you're own crew and you'd win!!!

[DontGiveUsMoreBrit14]

You people need to get over it! He's the same guy, except that he grew up a little! It's been over 3 years, it happens xD

[WoWPlayGuides]

What the fuck...?

[Falcarious]

Hey Swifty, want $2,000,000?

[bowiewondergirl]

@Falcarious seems legit...

[ItsJustTheWayItIzXoX]

you used to be hooooooooooooooooooooooooooott­tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­ttttttttttttt xD

[IBadF1sh]

Ahh the good ole days where instead of 480p, there was hq :3

[link5634]

does anyone else think he looks different now lol

[wickedgoldstar12]

LOL you grew up so much Love you still unlike a lot of swifty "Fans"

[madmelidy31]

I miss this swifty, you still rock but you've changed alot... i mean.... alot alot.... and you never use this music anymore!!

[Branwolfe1]

god i still laugh at this video and ive seen it like 20 times. wait, 21 times. ;D

[webpkerzs]

Your not a warrior!

[SNomBabies]

tresame tresame oohlala.. lol

[mattman201315]

lawlz listen to his accent hahahaha

[AlphaTheBear]

Misses the old Swifty, bring him back. ;D

[TheAmimies]

@AlphaTheBear except he never changed

[ZeCrossHatch]

@AlphaTheBear Misses the old youtube, bring it back ;D

[cjwalshr20]

this video was posted on my birthday

[CreamPie1265]

@cjwalshr20 Happy day of birth

[BlurbsTheWord]

his first few ask swift's are the best

[TheHalfJesus]

I'm only here to ask who's still watching in 2011.

[101babycrazy]

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[foreverstalone]

@101babycrazy his hot?

[TheWaterfords]

@BeautifulXScreamer  i am watching this in 1842

[44Millz]

dude you need to bring back this intro

[telupan]

AHH i remember watching this like 3 years ago :O <3

[kinglink501]

And a legend was made...

[MCRFREAK997]

I miss this..

[XOXOarin]

@MCRFREAK997 right!

[yourmom44601]

all of u suk

diss me back or after i am done eating my toast i will shoot all of u in the face

[Andrew1Collins]

@yourmom44601 Go for it homeboy.

[yourmom44601]

all of u suk

[NikkiBradford11]

bellybuttons..? lmao

[RikaNamida]

"iiii.. really dont suggest doing that.." <3

[Lexipooh727]

Hahaha my friend told me I am the female version of you... awk.

[heyyitskelsi]

your accent is adorableeeeeeee

[shaycamille01]

You be hotttttt....

[xfashogun]

yiur a dick but your funny

[JediOfTheSea23]

It's impossible to click on the link to season 3 :|

[SissyBell1]

I miss this old Swify. :( I want the old Swifty back. <3

[emmanuelmd345]

lol im here cuz my gf told me to watch this

[MsPinkyBluexx]

my best friend is called jill... she now hates me cos i showed her this vid /: lmao

[Mustangosable]

YOUR MUM IS MY EPIC MOUNT 1200% SPEED

[Mustangosable]

YES YOU ARE GEY

[Mustangosable]

FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGG

[DeadTrane]

fucking fag

[Bleebeepoop12]

Dude, I watched your videos for 3 hours and i came to the conclusion..... YOU HAVE NO FUCKING ACCENT IN YOUR NEW VIDS!!!!!

[alicelover11]

love the music

[DemiliaDeath]

lol my vid paused at 1:54 and i was like O.o........ THUMBS UP IF UR WATCHING THIS IN 2011! xD

[Foilsdown]

@DemiliaDeath im watching in the year 2942

[DemiliaDeath]

@Foilsdown lol

[6ypamuHo89]

u irritate me foolish socioslut! hard to be a gay?

[OmgOrgasmiko]

lol scum

[RaNdOmThInGsAS]

ima eat chou baby!

[MissBoomboxMcrK]

He's So Sexy!

[Katastrophy300]

When it was good.

[RushVoltage]

i remember watching this when it was new :)

[icetea989]

you look so bad motherfucker you so a son of a biatch motherfucker

[jasongiggles101]

please follow my blog i have no followers yet DX coletteblogs.webs.com

[jener98]

I miss this corner :( But I still love his newer videos <3

[kidwhowearsblack]

Do you know where babies come from? Bellybuttons! lets name him lint xD

[tomnogood]

u suck dude, get a life!

[303msmissy]

@tomnogood shut up. watch some other fucking other video then.

[greatkittycat]

@tomnogood

stop begging for negative attention...

[RandomTaco359]

@tomnogood His life is makin videos and making us people laugh and if it doesnt make you laugh you have issues

so get your underwear out of a knot

[TacoZillaA]

i can haz a taco? :3

[violetwolfgang]

I remember when this was a new video <3 Matt is so awkward and cute! ^.^ And very creative with his answers... :3 Hair flips forever!!!

[FTWFeraldruids]

YOUR NOT SWIFTY! SWIFTY IS BALD AND STUFF

[minnieeANDwinniee]

''why are you so hot? babe i take a bath in hot lava. actaully i dont suggest doing that... '' oh man i love you.

[MaddieXsaurusXXrawr]

This is the Swifty I miss

[mockingwiththedead]

if i would be a dude, i would wanna look like this and play some sweet baby-spine-kickin' guitar riffs, OH WAIT he already does that xD

[octopuslover225]

this is the good stuff. :D

[Daggerpaw1]

@ellesista its his stage voice. lol

[ellesista]

the way he says vagina is actually hilarious... is he canadian? does anybody knoow?

[octopuslover225]

@ellesista Alabama.

[ellesista]

i actually adore youu

[ArmLessChief]

YOU CAN"T FUCKING CLICK THE ANNOTATION.

[mockingwiththedead]

I MISS EMO SWIFTY >.<

[msmaroonage]

When I'm bored I watch ask swifty from 1-45 and the new ones. Yup. I don't have a life

[RandomRanda9515]

@msmaroonage i sit here like four or five hours watchin him over and over again... so i rele dont have a life

[msmaroonage]

@RandomRanda9515 Cool story bro ;) Don't tell me it again :D (no seriously cause you don't know how I get often I get those comments.)

[penguaman88]

who asked the question about the house with no food and the canary, an apple, a tire and a crobar? The last time i checked, an apple is a food.

[DumDumChick]

I want your babies. o.o ...

[NootyNought]

this is funny to watch... after your resent ones! :D