It's hard to imagine that anyone could be this ignorant without actually trying. Ridiculous? She doesn't know the meaning of the world.....or any other words for that matter.
How dare you make fun of somebody who's making fun of scientists who have been studying the real world for years and years, even though she obviously doesn't know shit about the subject! Shame, shame on you!
She actually quasi-gets it. Well at least she's not saying that a monkey abruptly morphed into a human one day, or gave birth to a human all of a sudden, or that we should find a fossil that is half-fish, half-dog. She'd be top science student in a creationist classroom. Wow. How scary is that?
@ChadTheBerean Yeah. She`s a daughter and a sister and all of that crap...as well as a CUNT. And there are hundreds of videos of atheists explaining evolution or some specific part of evolution on YouTube. If creationists had any interest in learning about it they should be well informed by now, but they don`t watch those videos with the intention of being educated, they "watch" them to make responces with names like "evolution is a lie" but failing to show any proof of it being a lie.
@shrikechan they are wilfully ignorant. I actually have a hard time watching any creationist videos in their entirity because of how much bullshit they contain. I only watch creationists videos when they are being debunked.
She's pretty close to right except for the part where she says it's ridiculous. That's roughly how it works. We came from a common ancestor of other modern primates, and that ancestor came from the common ancestor of some other animals. When you take it back far enough, you get the common ancestor to all life on the planet.
For a christian, this was a remarkably accurate account of evolution. If only she replaced "it's starting to sound ridiculous" with "we have overwhelming evidence for all this," she'd be on her way to being educated.
Yeah and Whales have feet because they moved out of the water for a while , then they went back into the water and finally became the beautiful creatures we see today ...all in a space of 6,000 years ...give me a break , great music to go with her nonsensical rantings.
@ChadTheBerean haha bro you dont belong on the internet.The fact that you TRIED to confront him then got owned then proceeding to ask if he is good at anything else other then owning you. Makes me question your logic. Are you a creationist by any chance? if not then I got a group of people you'll love :D
She is not crazy ......you think you are ancestor to a fish, frog, dinosaur or squirell ape man branch off.....now that is absolutely certifiably crazy. The reason for the difference in animals is it depends what evolutionist you ask as to which animals after the fish walked out the the pond........and evolutionists think believing in Jesus Christ takes faith.....whew.........monkey frog fish man?? Really?
Idiot, you clearly lack even the basic grasp of what evolution is. In fact, you can't even grasp the basic definition of simple words. Please explain how 'evolutionists' believe we are ancestors to something that evolved before us? Seriously go buy a clue and for the greater good of the gene pool, never and I mean NEVER reproduce. We don't need any more idiots in this world.
She put her self on utube and stated her opinion which makes her fair game for scrutiny!!! The fact that her opinion sounds ridiculous and IS completely uneducated makes her a very easy target! Dont for get only 2% of the earths population has an IQ of over 135! You dont have to be a member of MENSA to see where her intelligence fits it! When it comes to a subject as Extremely Complex as Evolution I would hope someone with out a University degree would refrain from Public speaking!
@ChadTheBerean.... But she is a cunt... A huge great big ignorant mobile twat.. In fact the chance that she may have reproduced... Oh fuck no, lots of little mindless gerrup related cunts running around banging into walls and trying to fuck their sisters.... What else is there to do with such proud ignorance than laugh at it - after all if they had any get up and go they could get an education and then not make such an utter cunt of themselves.
i just took a ride on my roflcopter around the room when i read your comment, but then i realized i was low on fuel so i had to land and return to the keyboard :p
Sablechicken is a fucktard moron. It's amazing that she's able to talk, not communicate she's incapable of communication, with so few functioning brain cells.
Guess who slept through her high school bio class? Or she had home schooling by her fundie parents? Or she had a teacher who didn't like to talk about 'EVILUTION' so he/she inserted god into the lecture?(needs to be fired) Or maybe she was taught biology correctly but forgot it all by the time she turned 19? Or maybe she learned it correctly, decided to deny fact and go with her brainwashed info fed to her by her fellow fundie herd members? I think it was the latter.
whoever puts this bullshit in fundamentalist's heads should be strung up in the town square.
i can just see where we'll be in another 100 years...the earth will be flat again, sickness will be all be the devil's fault, the evangelical church of fundie fucktards will be be the next vatican, and we'll be right back into the dark ages.
Well...social progress was great while it lasted wasn't it?
Man that wasn't too bad (for someone who's obviously only just started reading on the subject). Although she did jump over all of the reptilians and the tetrapods and the arthropods.
That ... actually ... wasn't *too* far off. Obviously someone has shamed her into reading *something* on the topic. Perhaps she's reciting some cliff notes version of evolution on some web-page somewhere.
Someone just has to ask her why she thinks its ridiculous, especially considering that we have mountains of fossil evidence that correspond to that explanation.
um...yeah. I'm wondering how humerous it would be if she tried to write a research paper and have it peer reviewed (err...scientist reviewed. I don't think her peers would do a good review) with that theory. Yeah, not so bright.
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Evolution Theory is NOT truth. God Created Man and woman fully grown with the potential to have children and populate the world....Therefore we NEVER evolved. Adam (1st man) named all the animals that God made. Therefore animals were created first. God said man is to have dominion over the animals of which we have dominion still today. The bones scientist are finding are from a worldwide flood; 40 days, 40 nights of rain. These bones are preserved today by "QUICK burial." (Genesis/Bible)
do you also believe that the tooth fairy brings you money for a lost tooth?. You seem to have no reason to believe in what you believe other than you were told this and you don't to think that can be told something out of ignorance. do you think that everything in a book should be taken at face value?
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1) Face value? For the most part, Yes. The Bible is a collection of 66 books that confirm the purpose of mankind and our relationship with God . Its a true story of our life and how man has lost fellowship with God . How man is utterly lost, in sin & blind but is redeemed from his enemies by the greatest Hero of all time: A man who distroyed the works of the flesh, the works of the devil, sickness, disease & defeated hell & death and gave man THE WAY, THE TRUTH & THE LIFE to live as he lived.
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The Bible is a supernatural book by a supernatural God who spoke to men under the inspiration of the Holy Spirit of God. For example The 10 commandments were given to Moses (a real person) written by the finger of God (in stone) to reveal to us our sinfulness. Man broke every law and we are condemned. The law still stands to judge us in the end.
The bible is a TRUE LOVE story of a hero who didn't come to condem but to save sinners from the original fall.
The please explain to us how "supernaturally" the word of God can hold contradictions and even lay claim to quotes not even in it's own collection?
Tell you what, I'll go through the list of contradictions from beginning to end, and maybe you can iron them out for us and tell us how they can be so historically perfect, accurate and from a perfect God with such perfect memory? You up for that Bonigee?
lets ignore the violence and rape, lets just concentrate on perfection
You Evolutionists are so "FAR GONE" in deception they can't recognize parody. Sablechicken is mocking your rediculous theory of Evolution.. The theory is so messed up that they are unable to defend themselves because there is no truth in it and never will be. Thats why they resort to name calling ; thats ALL they got!.
Sablechicken stands on the side of truth . Her foundation is sure. Evolution is built on confusion and shifting sand. Sable points it out beautifully. Thank you Sable!
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I don't think Sable minds paroding herself to make a point.
What is messed up about the Evolution Theory concerning mans "ORIGIN" is they refuse to "EVEN CONSIDER" the Genesis Account on how man actually came to be:
The Genesis account of MAN'S ORIGIN vs The Evolutional theory are polar opposites. They will never mix, like oil and water.
However there are scientists who have considered the Genesis account in their findings which has resulted in amazing clarity and understanding.
Go look in the book "Evolution for Dummies" and there is a picture of the Evolution tree of life, there is the duck branch and the crocodile branch right next to each other...I am not kidding... all we need now, is the fossil to back it up.
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You are so threatened by the thought that the opposing position of your godless theory be taught side by side. (and I am not even talking about in public school, but at home) I think you know that the Theory of Evolution is so fragile that you understand Creation model crushes it.
How can freethinking is not even possible if you restrict children from opposing ideas.
if you are so confident in creation why oppose the teaching of evolution?
the reason the "creation model" is not taught in schools is because it has nothing to offer scientifically. can you name a prediction made by the creation model that is useful?
evolution makes predictions that are used every day in medicine, agriculture, and pest control to name a few.
other countries are leaving us in the dust in science education because of people with your mindset.
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Your mind set is really one of faith, not science. You believe any nutty thing just because science is doing it. GMO's are going to destroy our food, medicines are never questioned and people are sicker then ever. A steel building can fall in 6.5 seconds and people do not even question what happened, because they are not using their mind but just letting godless people tell them what to think.
No medicines are repetitively questioned and tested, ever heard of the FDA? double blind trails are preformed on everything that claims to have medical benefit. People are most deffinanlty healthy then ever. just look at the average life expectancy. when was the last time you were treated for cholera? Or had a friend die from a tooth infection. It was in the old days more often than not your teeth that killed you. now simply treated with antibiotics.
The GMO issue is entirely seperate from things like evolution. GMOs are a product of science *and* agri-business, and there may be something worth complaining about. But that has nothing to do with things like evolution which is just pure science.
If your intention is to demonstrate that the person you are talking about is incompetent (or faith based, which is the same thing) then why stoop to ad hominen rather than arguing the science?
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And here is a really simple prediction that can be made with the creation model...but you will not get it because you can't wrap your mind around this scientifically tested fact... "animals have offspring after their own kind"
i'm sure sense you have such a great understanding of creation science please explain some applications that that prediction is being used.
or maybe you really have no clue what you are talking about because you are just repeating some creationist rhetoric that you thought sounded relevant.
Wow! When I thought you couldn´t possibly look dumber sablechicken, you do!
1. Define "Kind"
2. Humans did not come from modern monkies. We just have a common ancestor.
3. Actually putting fish genes in strawberries make them more resistent to cold temperatures, wich makes them able of long transportation without losing good flavour.
Geneticly enginered food is vigouresly tested, and has been proven safe.
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define "KIND"
Meaning AFTER ITS OWN KIND in accordance with nature. meaning its seed is within its own kind. An Apple tree seed produces an apple tree not an oak tree. Humans produce after its OWN KIND or it own SEED. Humans do not produce birds or fish or monkeys. Nor do birds, fish or monkeys produce humans. It is an established law & fact of nature. Seeds do not mix! they produce after Their OWN KIND. This has not changed since the beginning of time. (Genesis/Bible=truth)
monkeys and humans are not the same kind in what way? do you mean not the same species?
both are mammals, vertebrates and primates. if you mean they are no the same species why don't you just say that?
also genetic manipulation has little to do with evolution. even if it did and even if it was immoral by most standards it still wouldn't disprove evolution as a theory. it would reinforce it.
you may as well say "pesticides don't work because killing bugs is mean."
Fish genes and strawberry genes are both Gene. You can take any gene from any organism and it will produce the same protein. Giving genes the term of fish genes is pointless. We have a very wild knowledge of what genes do and the affects splicing them will have. Claiming that Gm will destroy our food is unfounded.
I just cannot add anything to what you just said SableChicken
I just cannot add anything more to my evidence of how stupid you actually are. You ever wonder why people let you do all the talking when they come to debunk you? They don't need anything else
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Purplej...define kind?
Meaning AFTER ITS OWN KIND in accordance with nature. meaning its seed is within its own kind. An Apple tree seed produces an apple tree not an oak tree. Humans produce after its OWN KIND. Humans do not produce birds or fish or monkeys. Nor do birds, fish or monkeys produce humans. It is an established law of nature. Seeds do not mix! they produce after Their OWN Kind. This has not changed since the beginning of time. (Genesis/Bible=truth)
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1) The earth is YOUNG; all things were created in 6 literal 24-hour days, Adam was created on the 6th day of our planets existence.The genealogies listed in Genesis chapters 5 and 11 provide the age at which Adam and his descendants each fathered the next generation in a successive ancestral line from Adam to Abraham. By determining where Abraham fits into history chronologically and adding up the ages provided in Genesis 5 and 11= 6000 years old, give or take a few 100 years.
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2) Whether 6000 years or billions of years, both viewpoints (and everything in between) rest on faith and assumptions. God created Adam and Eve as fully-grown adult human beings with the potential to multiply. Just as a fully grown Chicken was created before the egg. The roster was created to fertilize the egg. God said be fruitful and multiply.God said he is NOT the author of confusion.There's nothing confusing about our Origin.
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3) In conclusion Evolutionists / atheists vs Creationists will always be at odds because Genesis leads us to THE CREATOR of all things; the one who started all this in motion.
Why are we here? What is our purpose? Why do people die? Why is there wars? Why is there good & evil in the world? The answers come from God himself, starting in Genesis. To find God you must search his word. God word says our flesh is AGAINST God so I already know that about you and I understand.
Do you believe that some men lived to be between 200 and 1000+ years old? Why aren't we living to those ages today with out modern medicine? The oldest modern documented human only lived to be about 115.
Besides being wrong (mules and ligers have no offspring whatsoever) 1) that's not actually a creationist model prediction and 2) evolution also maintains that offspring remain largely sexually compatible as well.
To be a credible prediction it must go to the substance of the theory. For example: "fossils will show that at any specific time period the quantity of 'kinds' will not decrease from any time period after it" is a creationist compatible prediction (and also dead wrong).
The creationist modal is so flawed that it is not even scientific. Can it be proved wrong? no does that make it true? no. You can't disprove a negative. I think you have every right to teach children what you please. But don't be surprised when people question your motives for teaching them mythology instead of science.
Perhaps if you put your faith in people who have indoctrinated you and actually questioned your belief system you might see creationism is not a valid hypothesis.
Well actually the problem with teaching the "god theory" along side with the scientific theory of evolution, is that its not a theory, and its not science. So it loses standing in the context in which the standard scientific theory is taught.
The two ideas are not standing in the same playground, so how can they play together?
Indeed, the birds and crocodiles are both archosaurs -- the last ones left, so they in some sense belong together. The reason they are so different now is because their shared ancestor is between 200 and 300 million years old (that's a lot longer than our shared ancestor with the mouse let alone baboons or chimps).
I can only recommend that you keep on reading this stuff, it is the path to understanding.
No wait! You guys are being way to harsh! That was making a lot of sense! I think she gets it! She gets it and doesn't even realize that she gets it. Now that's genius! She just got a little sidetracked with the amoeba.
Do these people not go to a book stores to read up on the issues they are saying are wrong. i mean they never get the theory of evolution right i know its not that hard.
Dude this bitch is fuckin stupid
AirborneRanger0801 5 months ago
excuse me, i didnt watch all the way threw, i gotta search..."benny hill"
MpowerdAPE 5 months ago
Lolzz
shevan613 8 months ago
You all miss the point. It is a word jumble competition and all you have to do is to rearrange the words into a comprehensive English statement.
Bless her in her ignorance though, she is quite cute.
pilgrimpater 9 months ago
It's hard to imagine that anyone could be this ignorant without actually trying. Ridiculous? She doesn't know the meaning of the world.....or any other words for that matter.
warwolfii 9 months ago
sablechicken came from a lump of chicken feces
Tackzi 1 year ago
Why does she have the right to live if she doesn't appreciate the ancestors she had?
likeroby 1 year ago
How dare you make fun of somebody who's making fun of scientists who have been studying the real world for years and years, even though she obviously doesn't know shit about the subject! Shame, shame on you!
tctheunbeliever 1 year ago
She actually quasi-gets it. Well at least she's not saying that a monkey abruptly morphed into a human one day, or gave birth to a human all of a sudden, or that we should find a fossil that is half-fish, half-dog. She'd be top science student in a creationist classroom. Wow. How scary is that?
uccomic 1 year ago
@ChadTheBerean Yeah. She`s a daughter and a sister and all of that crap...as well as a CUNT. And there are hundreds of videos of atheists explaining evolution or some specific part of evolution on YouTube. If creationists had any interest in learning about it they should be well informed by now, but they don`t watch those videos with the intention of being educated, they "watch" them to make responces with names like "evolution is a lie" but failing to show any proof of it being a lie.
shrikechan 1 year ago 2
@shrikechan they are wilfully ignorant. I actually have a hard time watching any creationist videos in their entirity because of how much bullshit they contain. I only watch creationists videos when they are being debunked.
supersmash43 1 year ago
Well, actually, that was more accurate than most descriptions i've heard. ^_^
Cihl280777 1 year ago
sablechicken "fumbles and stumbles" Evolution ....wow really,
im so ashamed to be human right now lol
AirikaWolf 1 year ago
She's pretty close to right except for the part where she says it's ridiculous. That's roughly how it works. We came from a common ancestor of other modern primates, and that ancestor came from the common ancestor of some other animals. When you take it back far enough, you get the common ancestor to all life on the planet.
PluralOfEverything 1 year ago
Sounds logic to me :P
wikuk 1 year ago
Somebody draw her a picture.
tctheunbeliever 1 year ago
Is this a parody?
Cootabux 1 year ago
@Cootabux yes
splicedenergy 1 year ago
For a christian, this was a remarkably accurate account of evolution. If only she replaced "it's starting to sound ridiculous" with "we have overwhelming evidence for all this," she'd be on her way to being educated.
meritocratic1337 1 year ago
its kinda funny that you pick this christian because i think we was WAY closer to correctly describing evolution then most christians rofl
kainniak1 1 year ago
Yeah and Whales have feet because they moved out of the water for a while , then they went back into the water and finally became the beautiful creatures we see today ...all in a space of 6,000 years ...give me a break , great music to go with her nonsensical rantings.
IHATEATHEIST2 1 year ago
@ChadTheBerean haha bro you dont belong on the internet.The fact that you TRIED to confront him then got owned then proceeding to ask if he is good at anything else other then owning you. Makes me question your logic. Are you a creationist by any chance? if not then I got a group of people you'll love :D
KillTyrant 1 year ago
Ah, what a moronic cunt that chick was! Hehe! : )
winterstellar 1 year ago
@ChadTheBerean If my mother was this delusional I'd call her a cunt too.
CanuckDev 1 year ago 4
She is not crazy ......you think you are ancestor to a fish, frog, dinosaur or squirell ape man branch off.....now that is absolutely certifiably crazy. The reason for the difference in animals is it depends what evolutionist you ask as to which animals after the fish walked out the the pond........and evolutionists think believing in Jesus Christ takes faith.....whew.........monkey frog fish man?? Really?
noimplant4me 1 year ago
@noimplant4me
Idiot, you clearly lack even the basic grasp of what evolution is. In fact, you can't even grasp the basic definition of simple words. Please explain how 'evolutionists' believe we are ancestors to something that evolved before us? Seriously go buy a clue and for the greater good of the gene pool, never and I mean NEVER reproduce. We don't need any more idiots in this world.
ScouseCaspaXS 1 year ago
Lol!
Farksisten 1 year ago
that woman needs to be put in a mental hospital.
TheGreatStonedOne 1 year ago
be nice ot her, she advises Richard dawkins
davemakesawave 1 year ago
She put her self on utube and stated her opinion which makes her fair game for scrutiny!!! The fact that her opinion sounds ridiculous and IS completely uneducated makes her a very easy target! Dont for get only 2% of the earths population has an IQ of over 135! You dont have to be a member of MENSA to see where her intelligence fits it! When it comes to a subject as Extremely Complex as Evolution I would hope someone with out a University degree would refrain from Public speaking!
bodyrocks1on1 1 year ago 4
Its all sooo clear to me now!
Glad she explained it!
1BustedMyth 1 year ago 2
@ChadTheBerean.... But she is a cunt... A huge great big ignorant mobile twat.. In fact the chance that she may have reproduced... Oh fuck no, lots of little mindless gerrup related cunts running around banging into walls and trying to fuck their sisters.... What else is there to do with such proud ignorance than laugh at it - after all if they had any get up and go they could get an education and then not make such an utter cunt of themselves.
LordRulesOnEarth 1 year ago
Wow she looks like GEERUP, spose Creationists are all inbreds lol
SirPwn4lot 1 year ago
i just took a ride on my roflcopter around the room when i read your comment, but then i realized i was low on fuel so i had to land and return to the keyboard :p
MrRDuggs 1 year ago
i think she understands evolution better than most fundies/YECs. I was prepared for "descended from monkeys" but she got it basically right.
TheSoSoAgnostic 1 year ago
I think the explanation given by mister garrison in south park is a bit more convincing
rapzeh4 1 year ago
Sablechicken is a fucktard moron. It's amazing that she's able to talk, not communicate she's incapable of communication, with so few functioning brain cells.
13shadowwolf 1 year ago
She reminds me to Mrs Garrison explication of how evolution works...
nyarlotep 1 year ago
It just struck me, and I remembered what some other people had said... are she and Geerup related???
stealthbadger 2 years ago
@stealthbadger In coughlan666's latest video he says they are brother and sister.
nightw4tchman 1 year ago
@nightw4tchman 'kay. This makes lots and lots of sense. Thank you.
stealthbadger 1 year ago
@stealthbadger
brother and sister I think
ransomdave 1 year ago
lol, she was doing great until :52
kenandkids 2 years ago
wow....just ....wow
kelliko70 2 years ago
She actually did a decent job, I was expecting a boatload of fail as soon as she said "humans descended from..." but she actually didn't do too badly.
Until the end, anyways.
notthecheatr 2 years ago
lmao! very appropriate music!
Bear5177 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
love the yakaty sax!!!
rastarigate 2 years ago
Guess who slept through her high school bio class? Or she had home schooling by her fundie parents? Or she had a teacher who didn't like to talk about 'EVILUTION' so he/she inserted god into the lecture?(needs to be fired) Or maybe she was taught biology correctly but forgot it all by the time she turned 19? Or maybe she learned it correctly, decided to deny fact and go with her brainwashed info fed to her by her fellow fundie herd members? I think it was the latter.
saxmanchiro 2 years ago
whoever puts this bullshit in fundamentalist's heads should be strung up in the town square.
i can just see where we'll be in another 100 years...the earth will be flat again, sickness will be all be the devil's fault, the evangelical church of fundie fucktards will be be the next vatican, and we'll be right back into the dark ages.
Well...social progress was great while it lasted wasn't it?
TheHigherVoltage 2 years ago 2
annnnnnddddd........fail, well we know who dropped out of grade 9 science class.
whydid666 2 years ago
ROLMAO!!
Kinkspace 2 years ago
you are an idiot
louisvuittonbags67 2 years ago
Man that wasn't too bad (for someone who's obviously only just started reading on the subject). Although she did jump over all of the reptilians and the tetrapods and the arthropods.
jxvwp 2 years ago
That ... actually ... wasn't *too* far off. Obviously someone has shamed her into reading *something* on the topic. Perhaps she's reciting some cliff notes version of evolution on some web-page somewhere.
Someone just has to ask her why she thinks its ridiculous, especially considering that we have mountains of fossil evidence that correspond to that explanation.
websnarf 2 years ago
Sablechicken is proof as to why religion is so damaging to society.
13shadowwolf 2 years ago
Do people this stupid know how to wipe their own ass?
TheGoodLordJesus 2 years ago
when i watch things like this, i think eugenics is not a bad idea.
BillKiernan 2 years ago 3
Already have, lots of times, you ignor-anus ;)
TheSandreGuy 2 years ago 15
Well, she says I'll burn in hell forever, so it's only fair.
Why are you being such a wimp about it? :)
TheSandreGuy 2 years ago 17
Too late. She already has a little sablechicken scurrying around the barn with it's head cut off...........so to speak.
evolve749 2 years ago
Isn't this from a South Park video?
awatson945 2 years ago
@awatson945
Nah, south park talked about how we came from retarded fish who had buttsex with a squirrel
etowngftddummy 2 years ago 2
That's hot!
awatson945 2 years ago
Too bad there isn't a You Tube Garbage collection program which could easily identify crapolla like this and immediately remove it!
junkyardpolester 2 years ago
ANCESTORS! ANCESTORS! ANCESTORS! and it's starting to sound ridiculous? Yeah, because a wizard made it. That's a perfect expalination.
noob616 2 years ago 4
extinct ancestors.. and extinct ancestors.. and extinct ancestors... extinct ancestors extinct ancestors extinct ancestors
EXTINCT ANCESTORS
m00ph00 2 years ago
If you close your eyes...
... she sounds like Miss South Carolina.
KaseyAkira 2 years ago
um...yeah. I'm wondering how humerous it would be if she tried to write a research paper and have it peer reviewed (err...scientist reviewed. I don't think her peers would do a good review) with that theory. Yeah, not so bright.
Ripley747 2 years ago
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Evolution Theory is NOT truth. God Created Man and woman fully grown with the potential to have children and populate the world....Therefore we NEVER evolved. Adam (1st man) named all the animals that God made. Therefore animals were created first. God said man is to have dominion over the animals of which we have dominion still today. The bones scientist are finding are from a worldwide flood; 40 days, 40 nights of rain. These bones are preserved today by "QUICK burial." (Genesis/Bible)
Bonigee 2 years ago
do you also believe that the tooth fairy brings you money for a lost tooth?. You seem to have no reason to believe in what you believe other than you were told this and you don't to think that can be told something out of ignorance. do you think that everything in a book should be taken at face value?
spammaster46 2 years ago 9
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1) Face value? For the most part, Yes. The Bible is a collection of 66 books that confirm the purpose of mankind and our relationship with God . Its a true story of our life and how man has lost fellowship with God . How man is utterly lost, in sin & blind but is redeemed from his enemies by the greatest Hero of all time: A man who distroyed the works of the flesh, the works of the devil, sickness, disease & defeated hell & death and gave man THE WAY, THE TRUTH & THE LIFE to live as he lived.
Bonigee 2 years ago
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The Bible is a supernatural book by a supernatural God who spoke to men under the inspiration of the Holy Spirit of God. For example The 10 commandments were given to Moses (a real person) written by the finger of God (in stone) to reveal to us our sinfulness. Man broke every law and we are condemned. The law still stands to judge us in the end.
The bible is a TRUE LOVE story of a hero who didn't come to condem but to save sinners from the original fall.
Bonigee 2 years ago
The please explain to us how "supernaturally" the word of God can hold contradictions and even lay claim to quotes not even in it's own collection?
Tell you what, I'll go through the list of contradictions from beginning to end, and maybe you can iron them out for us and tell us how they can be so historically perfect, accurate and from a perfect God with such perfect memory? You up for that Bonigee?
lets ignore the violence and rape, lets just concentrate on perfection
AsheIsTheRaven 2 years ago 3
Paused: I think you may have worn out the "Yakety Sax" vynil.
Give Benny Hill some credit please...Anyway, back to the video...
flips300021 2 years ago
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flips300021 2 years ago
You Evolutionists are so "FAR GONE" in deception they can't recognize parody. Sablechicken is mocking your rediculous theory of Evolution.. The theory is so messed up that they are unable to defend themselves because there is no truth in it and never will be. Thats why they resort to name calling ; thats ALL they got!.
Sablechicken stands on the side of truth . Her foundation is sure. Evolution is built on confusion and shifting sand. Sable points it out beautifully. Thank you Sable!
Bonigee 2 years ago
I know she´s "paroding evolution".
But she ends up paroding herself, since that brief description isn´t nearly what our evolutionairy history is.
WHAT is messed up about evolution? Give an example please.
TheSandreGuy 2 years ago
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I don't think Sable minds paroding herself to make a point.
What is messed up about the Evolution Theory concerning mans "ORIGIN" is they refuse to "EVEN CONSIDER" the Genesis Account on how man actually came to be:
The Genesis account of MAN'S ORIGIN vs The Evolutional theory are polar opposites. They will never mix, like oil and water.
However there are scientists who have considered the Genesis account in their findings which has resulted in amazing clarity and understanding.
Bonigee 2 years ago
EVEN CONSIDER what?
Genesis is self-contradictory in almost every other verse.
Besides you can´t TEST the Genesis account, while we have tested both Evolution and steps of Abiogenesis.
We have observed organisms undergo changes during generations both in labs and in the wild.
Plus, we have BILLIONS of transitional fossils to show our evolutionairy history.
TheSandreGuy 2 years ago
Amoeba jokes are the lowest form of humor.
tonemenolc 2 years ago 4
i thought crockoduck was in between monkey and rat......this is so confusing.
penvsword 2 years ago 6
Go look in the book "Evolution for Dummies" and there is a picture of the Evolution tree of life, there is the duck branch and the crocodile branch right next to each other...I am not kidding... all we need now, is the fossil to back it up.
sablechicken 2 years ago
Yeahhh... Evolution for Dummies is a VERY reliable source ;)
sablechicken, religious superstition is NOT an excuse to raise your children to not accept modern science.
You are a TERRIBLE mother to do this to your children.
TheSandreGuy 2 years ago
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You are so threatened by the thought that the opposing position of your godless theory be taught side by side. (and I am not even talking about in public school, but at home) I think you know that the Theory of Evolution is so fragile that you understand Creation model crushes it.
How can freethinking is not even possible if you restrict children from opposing ideas.
sablechicken 2 years ago
if you are so confident in creation why oppose the teaching of evolution?
the reason the "creation model" is not taught in schools is because it has nothing to offer scientifically. can you name a prediction made by the creation model that is useful?
evolution makes predictions that are used every day in medicine, agriculture, and pest control to name a few.
other countries are leaving us in the dust in science education because of people with your mindset.
purplejugnut 2 years ago 5
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Your mind set is really one of faith, not science. You believe any nutty thing just because science is doing it. GMO's are going to destroy our food, medicines are never questioned and people are sicker then ever. A steel building can fall in 6.5 seconds and people do not even question what happened, because they are not using their mind but just letting godless people tell them what to think.
sablechicken 2 years ago
No medicines are repetitively questioned and tested, ever heard of the FDA? double blind trails are preformed on everything that claims to have medical benefit. People are most deffinanlty healthy then ever. just look at the average life expectancy. when was the last time you were treated for cholera? Or had a friend die from a tooth infection. It was in the old days more often than not your teeth that killed you. now simply treated with antibiotics.
JimtheEvo 2 years ago
The GMO issue is entirely seperate from things like evolution. GMOs are a product of science *and* agri-business, and there may be something worth complaining about. But that has nothing to do with things like evolution which is just pure science.
If your intention is to demonstrate that the person you are talking about is incompetent (or faith based, which is the same thing) then why stoop to ad hominen rather than arguing the science?
websnarf 2 years ago
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And here is a really simple prediction that can be made with the creation model...but you will not get it because you can't wrap your mind around this scientifically tested fact... "animals have offspring after their own kind"
sablechicken 2 years ago
define kind.
i'm sure sense you have such a great understanding of creation science please explain some applications that that prediction is being used.
or maybe you really have no clue what you are talking about because you are just repeating some creationist rhetoric that you thought sounded relevant.
it obvious you don't understand evolution.
purplejugnut 2 years ago 4
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Monkeys and humans are not the same kind.
If you brake the laws of nature you are going to have disaster, putting fish genes into strawberries is not going to make food good.
sablechicken 2 years ago
Wow! When I thought you couldn´t possibly look dumber sablechicken, you do!
1. Define "Kind"
2. Humans did not come from modern monkies. We just have a common ancestor.
3. Actually putting fish genes in strawberries make them more resistent to cold temperatures, wich makes them able of long transportation without losing good flavour.
Geneticly enginered food is vigouresly tested, and has been proven safe.
Besides, why do you bring up food?
TheSandreGuy 2 years ago
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define "KIND"
Meaning AFTER ITS OWN KIND in accordance with nature. meaning its seed is within its own kind. An Apple tree seed produces an apple tree not an oak tree. Humans produce after its OWN KIND or it own SEED. Humans do not produce birds or fish or monkeys. Nor do birds, fish or monkeys produce humans. It is an established law & fact of nature. Seeds do not mix! they produce after Their OWN KIND. This has not changed since the beginning of time. (Genesis/Bible=truth)
Bonigee 2 years ago
monkeys and humans are not the same kind in what way? do you mean not the same species?
both are mammals, vertebrates and primates. if you mean they are no the same species why don't you just say that?
also genetic manipulation has little to do with evolution. even if it did and even if it was immoral by most standards it still wouldn't disprove evolution as a theory. it would reinforce it.
you may as well say "pesticides don't work because killing bugs is mean."
see not very convincing.
purplejugnut 2 years ago 2
Fish genes and strawberry genes are both Gene. You can take any gene from any organism and it will produce the same protein. Giving genes the term of fish genes is pointless. We have a very wild knowledge of what genes do and the affects splicing them will have. Claiming that Gm will destroy our food is unfounded.
JimtheEvo 2 years ago
I just cannot add anything to what you just said SableChicken
I just cannot add anything more to my evidence of how stupid you actually are. You ever wonder why people let you do all the talking when they come to debunk you? They don't need anything else
AsheIsTheRaven 2 years ago
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Purplej...define kind?
Meaning AFTER ITS OWN KIND in accordance with nature. meaning its seed is within its own kind. An Apple tree seed produces an apple tree not an oak tree. Humans produce after its OWN KIND. Humans do not produce birds or fish or monkeys. Nor do birds, fish or monkeys produce humans. It is an established law of nature. Seeds do not mix! they produce after Their OWN Kind. This has not changed since the beginning of time. (Genesis/Bible=truth)
Bonigee 2 years ago
You´re correct. Only one problem...
Evolution isn´t when a monkey suddenly gives birth to a human.
It´s when during thousands to millions of years there are tiny changes (mutations) from one generation to another. Eventually you get a new species.
"A walk of a thousand miles, starts with a single step."
We´ve already seen this in labs where a colony of a certain bacteria has changed into new strains by scientists changing their environment.
TheSandreGuy 2 years ago
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1) The earth is YOUNG; all things were created in 6 literal 24-hour days, Adam was created on the 6th day of our planets existence.The genealogies listed in Genesis chapters 5 and 11 provide the age at which Adam and his descendants each fathered the next generation in a successive ancestral line from Adam to Abraham. By determining where Abraham fits into history chronologically and adding up the ages provided in Genesis 5 and 11= 6000 years old, give or take a few 100 years.
Bonigee 2 years ago
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2) Whether 6000 years or billions of years, both viewpoints (and everything in between) rest on faith and assumptions. God created Adam and Eve as fully-grown adult human beings with the potential to multiply. Just as a fully grown Chicken was created before the egg. The roster was created to fertilize the egg. God said be fruitful and multiply.God said he is NOT the author of confusion.There's nothing confusing about our Origin.
It's simple enough a child can understand .
Bonigee 2 years ago
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3) In conclusion Evolutionists / atheists vs Creationists will always be at odds because Genesis leads us to THE CREATOR of all things; the one who started all this in motion.
Why are we here? What is our purpose? Why do people die? Why is there wars? Why is there good & evil in the world? The answers come from God himself, starting in Genesis. To find God you must search his word. God word says our flesh is AGAINST God so I already know that about you and I understand.
Bonigee 2 years ago
Oh Bonigee, how I pity your feeble mind :/
Please provide me with ONE type of empirical evidence that would suggest that the Bible is the word of god.
TheSandreGuy 2 years ago
Do you believe that some men lived to be between 200 and 1000+ years old? Why aren't we living to those ages today with out modern medicine? The oldest modern documented human only lived to be about 115.
TheKilgoretrout 2 years ago
Besides being wrong (mules and ligers have no offspring whatsoever) 1) that's not actually a creationist model prediction and 2) evolution also maintains that offspring remain largely sexually compatible as well.
To be a credible prediction it must go to the substance of the theory. For example: "fossils will show that at any specific time period the quantity of 'kinds' will not decrease from any time period after it" is a creationist compatible prediction (and also dead wrong).
websnarf 2 years ago
The creationist modal is so flawed that it is not even scientific. Can it be proved wrong? no does that make it true? no. You can't disprove a negative. I think you have every right to teach children what you please. But don't be surprised when people question your motives for teaching them mythology instead of science.
Perhaps if you put your faith in people who have indoctrinated you and actually questioned your belief system you might see creationism is not a valid hypothesis.
JimtheEvo 2 years ago
Well actually the problem with teaching the "god theory" along side with the scientific theory of evolution, is that its not a theory, and its not science. So it loses standing in the context in which the standard scientific theory is taught.
The two ideas are not standing in the same playground, so how can they play together?
websnarf 2 years ago
Ah! You read a book. Congratulations.
Indeed, the birds and crocodiles are both archosaurs -- the last ones left, so they in some sense belong together. The reason they are so different now is because their shared ancestor is between 200 and 300 million years old (that's a lot longer than our shared ancestor with the mouse let alone baboons or chimps).
I can only recommend that you keep on reading this stuff, it is the path to understanding.
websnarf 2 years ago
Um. What's with christians and having to list out the chains of begetting? Because that's kind of retarded.
There's really good taxonomic and phylogenetic tables for this shit; no need to try and talk it out.
But if you REALLY need to, there's a great book, "The Ancestor's Tale", that sounds significantly less ridiculous than her straw man.
Fordi 2 years ago 2
No wait! You guys are being way to harsh! That was making a lot of sense! I think she gets it! She gets it and doesn't even realize that she gets it. Now that's genius! She just got a little sidetracked with the amoeba.
Ansonidak 2 years ago 2
Ohh it did sound ridiculous already...LOL
Antichryst666 2 years ago
Do these people not go to a book stores to read up on the issues they are saying are wrong. i mean they never get the theory of evolution right i know its not that hard.
noproofforjesus 2 years ago
sablechicken is fail.
worldlystone 2 years ago
I was waiting for her to say "monkey fish frog"
freedom0f5peech 2 years ago
Better than ManBearPig.
Desertphile 2 years ago
I think I laughed more because of the music, but the bumbling, stumbling evangelical was pretty funny too.
tremedar 2 years ago
Scientific eloquence at its finest. I can only bow in humility before her well articulated arguments.
TheAtheistSwede 2 years ago 3
Oh, my Goddess! Uh, how about someone send her a correspondence course or some kind of remedial help?
SSanf 2 years ago
Haha, wish I could :P
TheSandreGuy 2 years ago
Alas, SableChicken appears to be far beyond remedial education above the kindergarten level.
Desertphile 2 years ago