Breast Massage Robot

[xxbagoshnixx]

bahahahaha

[jedihunter176]

For SCIENCE!

[zoebiflap]

Robotic PURPLE NURPLE!!

[Sapperbounded]

So, where can we see it in action?

[mrrex777]

Why?

[contentual]

what a wonderful invention. i will b the guinea pig

[XmusicXchikkX]

This is putting me out of a job... :|

-sigh-

[poof0poop]

At first I was think OMG, WTF will they make next. A little later I was thinking maybe that would not feel that bad (and i'm a guy)...

[ArchelStudio]

Is it for the male or female breast? To trolls: Males DO have breasts. The breast is another word for the chest area. The "boobs" are not "breasts", they are mammary glands. So it also makes me wonder: who would want this?

[EnjoyMyProfile]

TEWK AWUR JERBZ!

[kayniggah1]

the perve who made this probaby had a whife with sore nipples all the time or secretly inpanted cemeras on those flowers... -_-

[jsrogers1]

RAOFLMFAO!!!!!!

[acidsyringe69]

They need a person in there to show how it is, nobody is going to do this with a pillow...

[oDTheTruth]

Now all it needs is a dildo attachment and a voice recorder that says "I love you baby, you are always right."... And we men will be obsolete.

[djbanizza]

Where's the breast?

[RobbyArt]

i never cease to be amazed how we waste our intelligence on the most stupid things.

[Verminator4]

DURR TOOKER JEERRRRBS

[xaraxen]

They might make a guy version that goes up and down

[Kickasss119]

DYE TOK R JERBS!

[klause222]

Whatever that costs, I KNOW that I cost less;

unless you are Fugly;then I cost more.

lol

[DudemanClide]

what will that japeniese think of NEXT???

[BrenAGC]

'DEY TOOK OUR JABBS!!

[arnejazoheetik]

@BrenAGC DEY TI TOOOOOH

[thesulker1]

that would feel so good on my boobies! :3 ..or atleast i think so...

[619Rey6]

How did i end up watching this i searched elmo?

[Jinz007]

alright, i will to massage boobs for free, dun waste ur time buying this junk

[FallenProdigy2010]

@Jinz007 Best business proposal ever.

[blkmagic4]

WHERE ARE THE BOOBIES???

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

women have it so easy when it comes to masterbation, any unsharp elongated object will work. men HAVE TO have a perfectly soft hole that leads through a soft tube not too tight, not to loose, and never easy to clean. a glass dildo can be washed a hundred different ways and also vibrators can easily be made waterproof. pretty much women have a million objects they can use, and men have only the fleshlight, a blowup doll, a sock, and their hands.

[FallenProdigy2010]

@Pimpmastahanhduece Hands are perfectly water proof and there are plenty of ways to wash them. Also there are toys to simulate getting a boob job. Japan has come along way to satisfy all of your carnal desires. All you to do is order it online. Google will tell you where to find these websites.

[FallenProdigy2010]

@Pimpmastahanhduece Hands are perfectly water proof and there are plenty of ways to wash them. Also there are toys to simulate getting a boob job. Japan has come along way to satisfy all of your carnal desires. All you have to do is order it online. Google will tell you where to find these websites.

[desfa000]

isnt there a dick massage?

[FallenProdigy2010]

@desfa000 Yes its called your hand or your friends hand if they are willing but if you desire something more arificial there are vibrators for men if you look for them.

[desfa000]

@FallenProdigy2010 :P

[desfa000]

@FallenProdigy2010 i can't take it sirious

[desfa000]

isnt there a dick message?

[TheAtomicE]

This robot is no where near spontaneous enough to replace the human hands.

[tbjw1]

Um, guys this looks painful. Women don't want their breast massaged because if they're real that's gonna hurt especially with the metal and what is that plastic? They should have just had it cup and ... um maybe I shouldn't say any more.

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

hydraulic powered nipple pinchers!

[likmahchoda]

@tbjw1 no no, please.... go on.... ;)

[homidog11]

this is some kind of love machine

[lamby908]

a video of one working on a naked woman ?

[chunterr39]

some company needs a SEXUAL HARRASSMENT MEETING

[Leathlord]

Why doesn't this have a model?

[kamau329]

THEY HAVE ALL OF THIS!

BUT WE ONLY HAVE OUR RIGHT HAND!

[mipmipmipmipmip]

Maybe it's for milk production!

[jjmedrano2]

if only i were a robot....

[WereBringingItBack]

Kind of funny and ironic that the closest human analog the creators of a breast massager had was a giant pillow.

[OriOpu1]

I NEED A LINK TO A VID OF THIS BEING USED!!!! NOW!!!!!!!

[derundraneiguy]

SHIET gotta hide this from my GF :O

[MrDazzeed]

Kinky

[GakkiSai]

Now introducing GropeBot 3000! From Rape Co. The people who brought you Sodomotron!

[GangstaNick29]

I wanna be that robot.=P

[AkCrusader]

Dey Took yer job!

[Corp0ralPunishment]

what sort of woman is going to be satisfied with that? I mean it doesn't even move onto the punani once its warmed the breasts up...

[cyberdude14]

@Corp0ralPunishment yeah! plus those little things are made of really thin plastic which is sharp. that could cut you!

[PokemonCharge]

You guys are all perverts.

[Bitom10]

lol robot for gly woman

[AdolfoMendoza300]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HEY ROLDY I HAVE A SURPRISE

[Javaloach]

Oh man I want one! >:o

My bf hates giving massages. x__x"

[owen1r]

real life simulation?

[danightpisser]

Hey! I can do that too! And even better ;D

[megamarsvin]

Any women here want to clue us boys in whether this looks appealing to you? :D

[offmyface1]

Anyone slightly turned on

[MrMonkeysk8r]

fuckin shit another job taken by a fuckin robot

[ac3jc]

yeah, but can it massage my balls?

[MrSCPhoenix]

DAY TUCK ER JERBS!!!! allso, get a boyfriend girls.... its way cheaper and more fun :P

[BingtheLizard]

Why buy that when so many guys would do that for free?

[gamercosti]

@BingtheLizard free? they would pay :)

[julien091000]

@BingtheLizard What if she's unbareable to be around?:P

[captaininsannn0]

@BingtheLizard cuz fat bitches need lovin too they just need to adjust the width and they'll be in business

[cappaTONEpuppet]

lucky robot:S

[GorillaBeatz1]

If they figure out how to make it suck at the same time...We are Doomed !!

[LULZBALLZ]

WAT?

[Gerard300349024]

soon the man will be extinct because of man :(

[BatesyBatesMusic]

Imagine you walked into a room and somebody was using.....yeah......what the hell HAHA :D

[sotajumalaa]

i could do that all day too...! :D

[500ncb]

must be japanese

[MeierTV]

Who was the gay fat fuck who came up with this idea?

[counterfeitcoin]

This is one task we don't want to automate.

[yengo313]

why need that when you can have my magic fingers do the job.

[lakostal]

I would really like being that robot :d

[XxMissNoNamexX]

The words; crazy cat ladies.

[anooseholay]

Who funds this shit? Jesus, if there are tax dollars being wasted on this thing, no wonder we're in such shit.

[azumen]

@anooseholay don't worry, I'm sure it won't be released before you grow up and get to touch a girls boobies for the first time.

or maybe it will. :D

[anooseholay]

@azumen I'd like to touch your boobies cause you sound like a little bitch to me!

[azumen]

<3 you may fondle my moobs

[tenkikun]

No girl would ever let a robot touch her boobs

Would you as a man let a robot touch your balls? xD

[Travass83]

lmao are u seriously doubting wether a guy would let a robot touch his balls?

[tenkikun]

Yeah.... one wrong move and manhood is a gonner

[KHChaosrules]

@tenkikun

VERY good point. I don't think people in general would be comfortable with a machine handling their junk.

[vicente321]

@tenkikun maybe.... :3

[brianpomona18]

@tenkikun Yes. Lol. I can't manage to get a girl, so sure.

[slamshotstudios2]

That's really dodgy...

[nowayride]

0:25 is creepy.

[ericcox2]

Damn it! Another robot taking a job away from a human!

[makinjica]

@ericcox2  LoL.

[n0possibility]

@ericcox2 hahahahahahah! amen

[jamesfullard]

@ericcox2 They were created by man. They rebelled. They evolved. There are many copies. And they have a plan.

[mopoc7]

@ericcox2 "They took our jobs"

[Gileum]

GREAT!! They make a damn dildo, and women can take care of themselves just like it were real. Then they make electric vibrators to do it better than the real thing, and now they have another damned thing to take one MORE thing away from men! You dont see any dick stroking robots...or robots that bring you a beer from the fridge when you ask, or make dinner for you! ROBOTS ARE TRYING TO STEAL OUR WOMEN DAMMIT!! ((for anyone offended, I'm kidding of course...dont kill me over gender jokes :P ))

[zerorisers]

u are right. but they did make a robot that brings u beer.XP

[Gileum]

Well damn...I stand corrected....

[rudenoodle]

Dick stroking robot, lol

[Gileum]

Dont lie...you'd buy one..

[communistrecords]

Damn you dildos!

[Gileum]

Damn them!! Damn them to hell!!

[gardogg65]

@Gileum actually, there are dick stroking robots and beer bringing robots... youtube it

[lXSpiritXl]

@gardogg65 I feel so uncomfortable even attempting to Youtube that lol.

[bardoxvideos]

@Gileum lol, they do have robots for those.

[brianpomona18]

@Gileum I'd love a dick stroking robot, lol.

[ZrazorRozenstrauch]

@Gileum They invented a dick-stroking machine.

[Gileum]

@ZrazorRozenstrauch grats. youre person number 8 thats told me this.

[Rockmirth]

@Gileum actually they made a robot that brings beer to you but it takes like 20 min

[Corp0ralPunishment]

@Rockmirth must have been designed by a woman...

[hitman9569]

@Gileum yep its true

[Breakingnotes]

@Gileum

The funny thing is they do have dick stroking robots >.>

This is japan we're talking about though

[MasterOfFlash92]

@Breakingnotes xD japan, the creator of the worlds first 3D porn movie!

[MasterOfFlash92]

@Gileum xD its part of the secret consipracy!! first they take our wimen so we cant create new life then they enslave us and exterminate us! :OOO

[Casanova1177]

@Gileum I totally agree with you

[xpitbulldogg101]

That robot doesn't have penis but i do.

[brianpomona18]

@xpitbulldogg101 I bet they could make one with a penis. Then I'll have an even harder time getting a girlfriend :/

[corecosp]

blame dildos

[anomalaic]

I really hope this guy's not serious

[OlderG0ds]

ok ladies waste your money on this piece of crap probably made in china that will end up hurting you..

or i can do it for free your choice

[imagfgoober]

@OlderG0ds and why the fuck do they buy bras? these things can get up to 100$

i will hold them for free ;D

[asdfxcxv]

makes me wanna get a sex change/tit job

[henik9]

Wow that animation actually made me lol. Rotating flower petals designed to induce lactation? Design a male genitalia massaging robot and we'll talk..

[brianpomona18]

@henik9 I'm all up for a dick stroking robot - especially an automatic one that comes up and does it randomly, lol.

[123123123123123]

Y ARE ROBOTS TAKING MENS JOBS?!?!?!? the world isnt big enough for the robot they want our women too WTF?!?

[altundeva]

can i do this job?

[kermitttt]

was hoping to see some boobs, and all i got is animation?!

[altundeva]

hahaha same here

[twocrumzz]

what the hell perpose does this serve for any female ? this is the work of a 40 year old virgen

[dryresaca]

I'm a female and can assure you that this machine does not appeal to me in the least.

[paintedbishop]

we're outsourcing foreplay to the robots? HUAR!!!

[guthix222]

They are willing to pay money to buy a machine to do it whenever THEY want, instead of having to schedule an appointment. You can't get a lawsuit from a robot, either.

[scipio332233]

why build a robot when you could be creating paying jobs? clearly, if people are willing to pay money to get their breasts massaged, it could be much more pleasurable to have a trained hired professional to do it for you, right?

[Malkavguy]

THIS is why when SkyNet is online, it'll decide to eradicate humanity.

[evolk8]

I've seen it all now. Who thinks up these things???!!!!

[KHChaosrules]

@evolk8

The Japanese/

[Redmond91]

only in japan........

[Drakinus1988]

at least they still invent usefull stuff...

[mastermime67]

um... wow

[98113y12]

looks like another practical Japanese invention.

[SpoonyInfidel]

thats what boyfriends are forr!!

[Rbt208]

Wtf? Just use your hands.

[schlaznger]

WTF??? Who comes up with this stuff and why? So many people out of work these days, glad to see the ones that are still employed are saving the world.

[michelejrgm]

a penis massage would've been a lot easier to make: a ring/cylinder with back & forth motion.

[KHChaosrules]

And I bet they'd make a fortune from it too.

[Meeriea]

Oooo look at the petals! Hehehe nothing beats the real thing though. Hope it doesn't spin out of control or pinches.

[ParodyPatches]

Derka Derb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[97Gamerfreak]

LOL!!!

They r taking jobs designed for men!!!

[sprintrjm]

who would want a chick that would buy one of these.

Plus do they have models for asian women? They have little more than a nipple.

[MrJeanPaul1]

The robots are taking all the good jobs...

[iover9000]

ROFL

[Shukoku]

-_- Ridiculous.

[Corilo91]

Women... Why spend money for this thing when the the 99% of the men can do it for free?? Hahahahahaha!

[Saerdna79]

You know, just because they make it them it doesn't mean we'll want to by them. ^^"

[Corilo91]

I know I know... :(

Hahahahahhahahahahaha! ;)

[miketh2005]

fat ugly women, who else? :P

[flggd4perdizun]

Ladies, Don't Trust Your Delicate Bosoms in the Arms of a Precision Humping Machinery.....

......HIRE ME !

THE PLEASURE WILL BE ALL MINE !

XD

[notaperson2012]

The robots are taking all the good jobs.

[lodestone77]

Damn Mexican robots!

[WeLoveYouHulk]

DEY TUUURK ERRRRR JEEEERRRBBBSSS

[lodestone77]

DAY TUUK ARRRR JAAAAHHHHHBBBBSS!

[DragonCuber]

That robot possibly has the best ever job anyone could ever want O_O

[Shintsu2]

Before you know it, it's going to put good hard working men out on the streets! Damn robots taking people's jobs!

[JangosSoulja]

Sure looks cyber. Next: the robot ass wiper. It licks it clean too!

[DemonKitten2009]

LOL

[fresky74]

Why spend money on this? When I'll do it for free.

[Matt6069]

The japs made it cuz they can't get any action!

[Antatime]

that doesnt even make sense lol

[matchbox555]

this is pointless. how about robot breasts instead ?

does it firm the breast?? or make it sag.