Oprah + Obama!!! Gnooze 12-10-07

[Threerosewriting]

You are funny, say what you may, but those who laugh frist laugh last. Meaning that Senator Obama is going to be the next President of the United States of America. And on Oprah, she has more class in her shoes, than many have in anything about themselves from a to z.

[GungFuMan777]

Cool Nooze stuff and I like her personality... not to mention that she is very pretty with beautiful long hair, love it! ;)

[FishPants85]

Hey I just subscribed. Found you on Political Pundit. Great stuff! Totally funny!

[gnooze]

hey thanks! Glad to have you! :D

[StuffMcB]

Wooooo!

[doctorsutter71]

does it matter that im hi?

[doctorsutter71]

i liked it.

[gnooze]

hey thanks! Hope you keep watching! :D

[GuyLowndesB]

relly funii  relii funii keep bloging

plz

bye

[playerer1]

Your just Americans... We're NASA! Lol!

[BerryBlueBaby]

ha ha

[Barthek]

5 stars. Oh... you sort of remind me of Peppermint Patty all grown up. Love the gnooze. Much success to you.

[MBRHIndustries]

Rat knife? I'm there. I can't give you six stars for the claw reference, and that saddens me.

[FreeTalkLive]

Girl, you are super funny. Your gonna be big.

[FreeTalkLive]

Would Obama choose Oprah as his vice president?

Scary thought aint it.

[johneke83]

this is the proof that cute women are rarely funny

[ticnatz]

Keep it up, good stuff. Takes the edge off!

[olgakay]

that shit better be over the strike I mean cuz i need to start auditioning again

[hthglllkhgjg]

ron paul 2008

[blackturtleus]

Oprah has always been one for glitter and shine over substance... but that explains why she's so popular with the mentally impaired. Oprah and Obama are a good match in that regards.

[mike8494]

Five ***** for Marta Have a Nice Day. Mike :-D

[phosgene2]

do u wanna mess with the guns? no... priceless. the rest of the blooper reel, trash it.

[ladalang]

I think it's time for Oprah to be over.

[dexterbill]

Yay, the gnooze.

Oprah looks like she was doing crack and Hilary's mom looks like just disinterred...

[spliffsperlunk]

LOL, This chick is funny.

I'd like to get her high I bet she would be a riot.

[merickinhawaii]

Yes another good one! Your new website is addicting. Dropped back by here to check and add comments. Thxs. again for all the fun. May your bucket of hot sauce never run dry ! lol. Aloha, Rick.

[caverly]

the bloopers video is a MUST SEE - our Marta at her wackiest and most adorable :-}}}

be sure and leave her a super rating and incredible review .......

Greatest congratulations , Marta , darling ....

[uberover]

Support the striker's!!! Also congrats on the dot com. Is Gary wearing a monocle?

[SuperiorMind]

BWAHAHAHA!! Awesome... Yes yes. Show drawings.

[TankCarl]

The blooper reel was cake!

In a bucket of hot sauce.

[justplayman]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[lorianngreen]

Wait! Did I see men wearing woman's clothing?

What a concept! ;-)

Oh and Marta's Hillary was DEAD ON!

[proffmongo]

Writer's strike means no Christmas bonuses!!! The producers will have more money to buy themselves a Christmas gift!!! LOL!!! Ganewz dot com woohoo!!

[russianracehorse]

Blogging and vlogging and--dare we hope--clogging? (^_^)

[gnooze]

Oh my! Someone might get hurt!

[Monkey1249]

Lol, she obviously doesn't like Oprah OR Hillary. Or she just likes to make fun of people!!

[gnooze]

I like to satirize people equally! It's not about who I like or dislike...

[Monkey1249]

Lol, yeah. I was semi-kidding. Sorry.

[gedlongbow]

vote for me, or ill have oprah killed... lol, great ne..err.gnooze, as always

[gnooze]

Thank you! Glad you like it!

[anmoose]

LMAO!! You are consistently hilarious! Another GREAT edition!

Moosie

[gnooze]

Hooray! Thanks for saying so Moosie! :)

[AlterEgoTrip]

ooh just saw a rare dead one.. must have died under the snow.. and now its thawed out body was there to frighten the children.. thank goodness it had no knife.. otherwise I would look at a snow globe and comand all the rats in the world to move somewhere else... ahhhahhahhmmaammmaaaaaa congrads on the new web stuff... and a wonderful episode of Gnooze!!

[gnooze]

Thanks!!! And watch out for those rats!

[cierrablue]

Rats with knives! Yes!

[gitarzero2]

YES!

[gnooze]

Scary!

[Geovid]

yay

[EmptySeed]

The Gnooze Rocks. Grats on the web page.

I accidentally rated before you told me to....

It'll still count right, hehehe.

[gnooze]

:) Yup, still counts! Thanks for the rating, comment and view... or as I like to call it, the trifecta!

[Dae617]

The way you brought the Gnooze today put a smile on my face. I will check the website out... Hope all is well.

Dae Dae

[gnooze]

Thanks Dae Dae! Glad Gnooze made you smile. :)

[geekyvince]

sweet I will check it out when its ready.

[owenbigpinekey]

I checked out the web page and its now in my favorites.

[gnooze]

Hooray! Thanks for doing that!  I really appreciate it. :)

[acberquist]

You just keep getting funnier. I didn't realize that was possible.

[gnooze]

:D Thank you! Some days the headlines make it easier than others...

[sandyib3ll]

I'd also vote for Obama if I lived in the US, cause he's kinda cute, although he looks too much like a Hamilton, a Formula 1 pilot I hate. They are so much alike, Obama could be his father...

Congrats on the web Marta!

[gnooze]

Thank you! And thanks for always watching and commenting!  I really appreciate it. :)

[lepolv86]

the new web site is egg sealant! loved the blooper reel/real.

happy birthday to gnooze dot com.

[gnooze]

:D Sweet!!! Hopefully a year from now, we'll all be enjoying some tasty birthday cake.

Seriously, if Gnooze goes as planned, I think I will make a giant ass cake and everyone who wants some can come get it. Maybe I'll even send a cake down to the river.

[lepolv86]

we don't eat ass cake on the river. we came here to escape that stuff.

;-)

[Daliwolf]

That was sooooooo NASA! Well done you!

[gnooze]

Hey thanks!

[CommentorX]

The audience didn't care about Obama - they were just waiting to see if Oprah would hand out free cars.

And I have one thing to say about NASA and their fuel gauge - next time put more than 5 bucks in, ya cheapwads!

[gnooze]

Geez, seriously. Fill 'er up!

[lameshot]

you crazzzzy LOL

[gnooze]

Yeah, pretty much. :)

[owenbigpinekey]

Vick sentenced to 23 months in prison, Sorry Marta but i had to tell someone.

[gnooze]

Thanks for mentioning it. That guy makes my stomach turn.

[NORDBERTSS]

oprah is pathetic

[hypnofan35]

You really captured the spirit of Hillary too! She's damn scary! These Dems are deep into the cheap ass stumping tricks these days. Any way the best candidates never seem to have a chance, and the world spirals further out of control. Except for Ron Paul the Re-bubba-lick-cans are universally Arnoldish cyborg-ish and except for Dennis Kucinich the Dems are all from Butt-Kiss-Ville.

[gnooze]

Butt-Kiss-Ville! Now I'm seeing a little "Welcome to Butt-Kiss-Ville" sign in my mind's eye. Funny.  It looks pretty pastoral there for some reason.

[Nic33rd]

Oprah supporting Barrack Obama worries me a bit. I mean, with all the fans of Oprah out there, we could get all these people just blindly following her. Not to say that I'm against Obama, but the thought of people voting blindly worries me.

And congratulations on the new site!

[gnooze]

Thanks! And thanks for making a Facebook group! That's rad!

And I'm with you about the hypnotic power she has - it's unnerving.

[currystephanie]

Another great Gnooze :)

ps. you get funnier by the day.

Stephanie

[gnooze]

Wow! Thanks! I'm working on it. ;)

[megamandapop]

ohhh my god the bloopers were so great! I like knowing someone else is there with you! It's comforting somehow. =o

[gnooze]

Hahahaha. I'm not all alone... :) Glad you found the bloopers entertaining.

[HabsRule92Remy92]

Great impression of NASA.

[gnooze]

Thanks!

[trillian57]

I love my Gnooze, but I bet that blooper reel is something to see! I'm on my way...

[gnooze]

:) Hooray! Hope it lives up to the hype!

[goobersayshey]

OMG! I was attacked by a rat with a rat knife too once! He said I had picked on his cousin the Hamster. Untrue! I mean, can I help it that I didn't see him on the chair when I sat down? And the duct tape? Well...That was just a coincidence...

How come all of my posts have some veiled reference to beastiality. Man I need ot go get some help. Better go see the vet.

Great Job as Always Marta! Congrats on the new website!

[Blargaldalien]

.."better go see the vet..."

As a Buffet,or as a swinging singles hideaway?

[gnooze]

Eeek! You too???!?!? Something has to be done about this armed rat problem!

[KenwoodKlown]

Hahaha! "You're just Americans, we're NASA." You guys are a riot man; luv it!

[gnooze]

Hey thanks!

[scottfreitas]

Monday morning Gnooze ftw! The Oprah/Shrillary bit was classic. I hope Oprah survives the primaries...

PS I didn't know Shrillary had a mom. I thought she had hatched from a reptile egg... ;(

[gnooze]

What? Scott, I was sure you had a dog-eared copy of Living History, your favorite passages highlighted and all.

[conspiracy777]

Wow!

For a second there I thought you WERE Opra.

OK ... next stop  .... Gnooze dot com .... WEEEEEEEEeeeeee

We're surfin now!

[gnooze]

:) Oh yeah!

[qiranger]

Great Recap!

[gnooze]

Thanks Steve!

[romanoskar]

bookmarked.

I've been watching your videos for a couple of weeks now. It's remarkable how you manage to stay consistently entertaining. I know there's a plan, and if you keep it at the current level I can't see it not happening... whatever it is :D

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Step 1: Write jokes

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit!

[conspiracy777]

Oh yes ... she has a plan ... first Youtube ... then ... she vill take over ZEE WORLD!

[Blargaldalien]

But,Zarbod and I are planning the eventual Space Modulation of your planet. Stay tuned.

[gnooze]

Oh yes! Profit profit profit! ;) I just want to be able to quit my day job.

Thanks for your kind words!

[ptrptms]

I did catering once. It was kinda fun. I may have to do it again since I left my honorable former profession to pursue photography.

[gnooze]

Cool! Do you have a website with your work?

[ptrptms]

not yet. Finally set up a flickr account but haven't uploaded photos yet.

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta.

Would it be Gnooze worthy for an outsider like Huckabee to win the Democratic Nod? I think Americans love a funny name,look how well your videos do.

As for the shuttle,I am glad it jhasnt launched yet. I do not like excess traffic in space while doing my Christmas shopping.The spaceways get congested early. I will, of course,bookmark Gnooze dot com.

[shelbinatorTV]

It would be VERY newsworthy considering Huckabee is a Republican, not a Democrat.

[Blargaldalien]

Exactly my cross over point...

[gnooze]

Thanks for the bookmarking action! I didn't know aliens celebrated earthling holidays!

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta.

Yes,we Pliadians celebrate many Earth Holidays. Currently we are decorating your northern hemisphere's ionisphere with auroras. think of them as huge Christmas lights. We promise to remove them by late February.

[phosgene2]

a blooper reel? how is that even possible? i guess it's someone else's bloopers? i guess that would be fun...

[gnooze]

Nope, it's my bloopers! If you watch it, let me know what you think.

[SeizureChords]

You do a great Oprah !

[gnooze]

Thank you!

[sheepwshotguns]

OOOOOooo

marta and gary sitting in a tree

xD

[inmendham]

The plug was very nice, but unnecessary... really enjoyed the blooper clip on gnooze[dot]com and am looking forward to seeing your rendering of the attack rat.... maybe you could include some gnooze preproduction footage like maybe the pre-show shower and such;-)

[gnooze]

Glad you liked the blooper. Working on the rat knife extravaganza now. :)

[CallMeNiel]

Love the blooper real (I'm sure you could take the anonymous camera hand)

[gnooze]

:) Thanks for the vote of confidence.

[merickinhawaii]

As always, got my share of the 'Gnoose' and laughs!! thanks, Marta. Now I going to find Gnoose. com.! aloha, Rick.

[gnooze]

Thanks for checking out the new site Rick!

[livelifealwaystoo]

It sounds like "O" is going to put Obama on her book club list.

[gnooze]

Whatever she says, people will do. It's kind of scary.

[Phylmyc]

The G may be silent, but it appears you forgot the N in your link in the description. Cheers

[gnooze]

Thanks for catching that!

[Zarbod]

I'm in Beta too. You know MArta, sometimes life is like a bucket of hot sauce. Or something.

[gnooze]

Hahahahahaha. Indeed it is.

[TheBabyEaters]

Marta, this was awesome. You keep getting funnier and funnier. The Baby Eaters love ya!

[gnooze]

Wow! Hey thanks Baby Eaters! :) Don't eat too much Play-Doh!

[saturateu]

FAVORITED

[gnooze]

:D :D YAY!

[saturateu]

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy