8 Segata Sanshiro commercial sega saturn japan

[theothercheese]

what they neglected to show was the snapping of that boy's neck as he plummeted into the crowd at near supersonic speed

[ShinigamiDuoDS]

that technique was actually perfectly legal. segata threw the boy over the field and had the boy hit the ball with his head, but the boy landed on the OFF of the field, so it counts as a legal play!

[VanguardZen]

I closed my porn tab to make room for more Segata commercials

[Emecepola]

Segata Sanshiro can beat the shit out of chuck norris :D

[xservintage]

Segata Sanshiro will beat the Champions League - ALONE.

[handhanh]

Me: Segata sama I think you got soccer wrong you have to kick the ball not throw the players

Segata Sanshiro: kicking the ball is not how I play soccer

Me: I know Segata sama but when you threw people they explode twice and we are in shortage of players

some player kicks a ball and Segata see it and throw me at it

Me in the air: I regret nothing........ BOOOM.....and BOOOM again

I have a big emagination ;)

[GAMESYSTEMHUNTER]

must... get... ost... of... this game!

[Henbot]

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH­H TOOOO FUNNNYYYY I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[RaidenWarriors]

say... whoever hired Team Brazil in this commercial?? XD

[16viniciusgabriel]

Só assim mesmmo pra seleção Japonesa marcar um gol no Brasil.

shuahsuhaushuahsuhauhsuahushau­h

[Hiroslave]

I am surprised that Segata just didnt

RIDER JUMP

And then

RIDER KICK

the ball. maybe the universe could not handle the pure awesomeness of the situation.

[Godzilla606]

hey why didnt he explode twice?

[roflperson1]

MY CUNT

[Sanimangas]

HOLLY FUCK NO WONDER SANSHIRO IS SO AWESOME, HE WAS THE FIRST KAMEN RIDER

[MrDCD15]

I didn't expect that exactly

[MorpihaProductions]

I want that music to be my theme song!

[ruphia]

Soccer RPG? I want to play that!!

[TheReconer]

Whats The Song That Starts Plays On 0:22

Damn Thats Sexy.......XD

[anotherguttersnipe]

Screw Segata Sanshiro! I'm not afraid of him! PC GAMING FOR-wait, someone's knocking on my door. Be back in a few.

[BlackHound]

@anotherguttersnipe and he found with a broken body and a sega saturn next to him.

[srnefe]

We have to make this dude come back =D "But theres no sega console anymore"... Bring him on for the PlayStation!!! =D

[bladesofseven]

@srnefe or the PC.

[gamesDAMNED]

@srnefe Scandalous! Bring back the Sega Dreamcast instead. Even better idea: Bring back the Sega Genesis!

[HikaruPT]

This commercial is the funniest xD

[DonkeykongSw2]

at 0:22 Enix+Sega=Sega Enix (Much better than Square-Enix)

[KoruKinshi]

@DonkeykongSw2 You are now drafted into Sega's army. You will be under the intelligence department. Ensign class.

Get to work and make it so.

[Lupucillo]

Segata Sanshiro for FC Barcelona coach!! :D

[Redgrant80]

They don't show the part where the player he tosses exploded.

[lordofark]

Four people went missing after watching this.

[Spaghettaboutit]

"Me cunt!"

[renatosilva2k]

#0:28

Bebeto

[nicolunacba]

Best coach ever!

[Jukeskywaltz]

Heh. Let's see Chuck Norris do this.

[TrollCapAmerica]

@Jukeskywaltz

Rider Kick>Roundhouse kick

[Pikawil64]

Segata's mightiness is why you hear no vuvuzelas in this video.

[gigaslave]

@Pikawil64

His theme song is too mighty - it drowns out the vuvuzelas.

[Icalasari]

Shouldn't that goal have been disqualified due to the team having too many players on the field?

[Dngth1985]

@Icalasari he never set foot on the field, he just flew over it.

[BertMcracken08]

0:22

woo!

australia!

[conradojavier]

SUCK ON THAT PAUL!

[Dudinator123]

Hey, how come Segata helped them win a soccer game? I mean, shouldn't he beat them up instead for wasting valuable time that should be used on sega saturn?

[KoutaSeto]

@Dudinator123

they all honor the sega saturn but when segata finds out that they arent he trows them so that the japanese team pwn every other soccerteam fast

[Bloodlyshiva]

@Dudinator123 Look at the advertising in the background. That tells you why.

[pabloinsky]

so THATS WHY they are good at sports ;T

[Beriorn]

At 0:22, Segata was going to pull a CSI: Miami by removing his glasses (and yes, he could do that roughly 15 years before that series began), but it was so awesome that it killed 58.936 people, so they opted to remove that scene from the final commercial.

[walkerctranger]

I wish I could speak japanese so I could paly all the awesome random JRPGS the saturn had that never made it to america.. I mean a soccer RPG? that sounds AWESOME

[conradojavier]

Segata >>>>>>>> Paul The Octopus

[rejectofsoul24]

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[jagus12]

Chuck Norris can swim through land

Segata Sanshiro doesnt need to swim

[Schweinsedge]

So much about the 12th man.

[b54v55]

0:29 I think they should dance this on parties, if they do, THEY WOULD BE WIN !!!

[SRXTeam8888]

Japan needs Segata Sanshiro as their coach for the World Cup!

[vicepresidentfru1tly]

Will someone please compile these into one video? Would be so much more epic!

[JORITOloquendo]

segata vs chuck, EPIC

[ronnyantares]

jajaja, cool.

[newt42]

Chcuk Norris may swim through land, but Segata Sanshiro can kick his ass!

[TheUselessGamer]

Soccer RPG?

..

<3

[MegaMegaD]

RPG de futebol? Parece ser maneirinho...

Só mesmo com a ajuda do Segata Sanshiro para o Japão vencer o Brasil no futebol!

[Ninjachek13]

what cant have this

[WildFeline999]

LOL Didn't see that coming :D

[rocknrollmonstar]

This Is COOL

[silentazian]

lol it would be cool if you can actually do that in soccer

[shinobikurisu]

We need segata sanshiro's help to defeat this plague called twilight.

[Phoenix507]

Oh god yes. He's the only thing that can save us from the evil that is Twilight! D=

*sends up the Segata Sanshiro searchlight*

[ronsinsane]

My god.... I can only aspire to be so damn manly.

[hirotaka555]

well it was made by ENIX and SEGA what you expect?

[parrecords]

MEI CUNT

[theredmars]

why is there a "this is cool" in the right corner? did someone leave a bullshit tag there?

[MrNotchJohnson]

"Mei cunt!"

[Yasmar89]

A soccer RPG!?!?!?

Fuck Championship Manager, this is the real shit right here!

[ameldia]

so much win... its beautiful!

[flatudo]

LOL²

[Aurasword90]

Just when you think you've lost the world cup, who throws a benchwarmer intot he game to get the winning goal?

SEGATA MOTHERFUCKING SANSHIRO

[brennant]

@Aurasword90 Newfag meme is newfag. But sanshiro is epic.

[SirFuzzi]

Oh, you silly try-too-hard.

[brennant]

@SirFuzzi RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[SirFuzzi]

You mad, son.

[paul19781105]

He said "My cunt" at :20 lol

[elrapido5150]

Oh hell, I can't stop laughing.

[ChaoticAnamnesis]

A football RPG? DAMN, never seen that before =)

[RetroGameWalkthroug1]

yeah i guess this is the strangest concept EVER for a sports game

[ChaoticAnamnesis]

Right you are. Last time I saw an RPG-based sports game, I think it was a tennis one.

[kupozu]

You guys should chek out the first two Captain Tsubasa games for the NES. Awesome Soccer RPG

[ChaoticAnamnesis]

Hope it's as cool as the anime/manga =)

[irwinterry]

is every other player a dwarf, he was about a foot or 2 above everyone else amd STILL headered it directly into the goal.

[oddmanelf]

Sanshiro, Epic soccer coach.

[diesette]

hahahah

[paul19781105]

Maybe if Segata Sanshiro was on the LA Raiders, the franchise would be worth a damn. hmmmmm....

[silentazian]

umm the guy thrown is dancing?

[howlingjinn]

Segata owns !!!! hahaha

[DanTeKJ]

OMG!

omg that is soo crazy hahahaha

OMG I just love it hahaha

OMG still laughing my d*ck off hahaha *I mean seriously* :D

[layzergun]

0:20 He didn't really like the guy, called him a cunt!

[JackSukeru]

If by "old" you mean "BADASS" then yes. Segata Sanshiro is hella "old"!

[BlueGolem10384]

AND HE WILL END US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SaitohYatate]

hey! its kamen rider! He's pretty old now.

[tkayube]

Yeah, but he makes sure to keep in shape in case he has to save the world again.

[sonicshooter15]

PHUK dah rules hes segata sanshiro

[EnigmaHood]

GET IN THE GAME SON!

*throws some fool*

GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!

[The1stPoster]

Pretty sure he just calls the guy a cunt at the end.

Truly badass.

[garvan]

HAHA! He calls him a c@nt!

[HenryvKeiper]

Isn't that against the rules?

[Lioyd1rving]

Screw the rules, he has MANLY!!

[KingZolem]

@Lioyd1rving Actually, since the player never touched the field, he technically wasn't an additional player on the field, so the play was actually valid by the rules. All you have to do is throw them hard enough that they don't land on the field or in the opponents area on the other side. Obviously, he threw the guy through the stadium so that he could then crash into the Nintendo office and cause massive damage to his arch-enemy.

[theshippfan22]

SEGATA BEST SOCCER PLAYER EVER!!!!

[RaldyV]

AND DANCER!!!!

[theshippfan22]

agreed

[StarforceOnAir]

Man, Japan really pulls out all the stops for these awesome commercials.

[yomismobruto]

OH GOD

[noname1020]

you called?

[henritje19]

GENIUS!

[SamThompsonX]

I love japanese commercial, Dear God I gotta go visit Tokyo one day! =)

[SamThompsonX]

*commercials sorry, lol* =3

[krazykushluk]

Lol at the dance at the end.

[conradojavier]

Who Needs a Gun if you have a Football player for a Bullet.

[Malamockq]

Fuck, they should have had these commercials in USA. FUCK Bernie Stolar. Fucking idiot.

[XKaiminalX]

Atleast you had someone to ruin something, fuck knows what SEGA Europe was doing.

[conradojavier]

@Malamockq Sony Send Stolar as a Spy to kill on Sega, similar thing does to Dreamcast with thier DVD Format.

[strykah92]

@conradojavier

Not to mention giving the Dreamcast controller less buttons than the Saturn controllers..

[conradojavier]

@strykah92 & every console without a select button will get thier ass kicked by a console WITH a select button.(no offense)

[strykah92]

@conradojavier

LOL. so true xD

[ceramiclion]

@Malamockq

Yeah it really would have gotten people's attention. I can even remeber most saturn commercials exceopt for the Nights one and Nights sold systems.

[Squishy69]

ROFLMAO!!!! Poor soccer player rofl!!

[aguzza]

Mamma mia mi fa morire dal ridere!

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

GOD. I LOVE HYBRID VIDEOGAMES

[KoruKinshi]

LAUNCH!!!

[TsukiTanaka]

LOL I WANT TO PLAY A SOCCER RPG

[OtamaSanshiro]

Only if you call spam the best, that's when American TV is the best.

[Nisaros]

HAHAHA Exellent

[gigaslave]

It would an honor to be used as a missile by him.

[shibumi8]

Hahahaha.

Segata Sanshiro is a dangerous coach.

Soccer RPG that's original.

[miiwii93]

and soccer RPG, wtf. thats like mario tennis for the GBC

[tamarizinferno]

you mean gba, and saturn's far before that one.

[miiwii93]

no, there was one for the gbc too...and i know that, no exacly calling it a clone of mario tennis, its just like it, though...

[Kirbyforever]

When the Dreamcast was around, I was this guy. Hell, I almost had 200 games for it. It was sheer neurosis, but boy was it worth it. Sega Saturn SHIROOOO!

[creamsodaboy]

soccer RPG?! How come I have never heard of this before?!

Oh right, I was stuck in Nintendo and Sony mode back then.

[whiteguysamurai]

Now that you know better, buy sega products!

[lillylivers]

If only Segata Sanshiro knew!!! YOUR BATTERED BODY WOULD NEVER FORGET!!!

[KhalidAlHuraiz]

i wish if he was my coach

[miiwii93]

id run if he were my coach

[GoGo2]

Haha that's a laugh? Run from Segata Sanshiro?

[Tremo01]

AWESOME!

[Maffew]

I love the awful j-pop that plays over the game footage.

[takamatsuyade]

hahaha!!

[SupaGoGoMan]

this is my favourite one, it's just so damn funny XD awesome

[EvilSandwich]

The audio was a little off though.

[Satoru003]

This is funny, I felt for the guy Segata threw to score a goal. LOL

[SeventhSun]

Hahahahahaha very good!!! 5 stars!!

[YuToobIsGay]

lmao sega saturn commercials rule

[TotallyAnnihilated]

Segata Sanshiro - guranteed to ruin your soccer day!

[hikarutsukino]

SUGOI!

[Disastorm]

SEGATA SANSHIRO!

[Yunafan64]

The ending was like... whoa.

[rulitopechocho]

awesome

[poopnegro]

damn japan come up with some great commericals