The complete joke is: "A woman, tired of living alone, decides to put an ad in the local paper. She asks for three things: 1. A man who will treat her nicely, 2. A man who won't leave her, and 3. A man who is good in bed. Several weeks go buy without a result, and the woman is resigned to life without a man who can embody those qualities. Then, the doorbell rings and she opens it to find an armless, legless man in a wheelchair.
He says, "I'm here about the ad in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms, so I can't beat you, and I have no legs, so I can't run away from you." The woman is skeptical, and asks, "Yeah, but are you good in bed?" The man answers, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
Fredericks reminds me a little bit of one of my teachers who was also a coach. Initially I thought he played favorites with the jocks, but I was wrong. He turned out to be not only a great teacher, but a friend. He died a few years ago and every time I see Fredericks I think of him.
hahah trust me i was annoyed with it too...it happens to all of us, sorry btw, i just though i should correct because im just like that, and i have a bad case of it too..lol
Maybe those things don't usually happen to HIM....
BillTurkeyburger 3 months ago
aww little sweets, so cute^^
206marlene 4 months ago
Biff and Sweets in a show together = epic. :D
pottergirl287 5 months ago
"Say hello to your Mom for me." #BiffTannen2012
french60wasp 6 months ago
Biff you so cool.
stripedsockscat 6 months ago
lol got here lookin for childish gambino...ironically a song all about sex
bigtoot8fred 6 months ago
I love how Coach Fredricks gives Sam the straight stuff to "Love's Theme" by Barry White's Love Unlimited Orchestra.
ignoranceandwant 7 months ago
What was the question and what did he say to him? Was it about cumming to soon or something? I just don't under...
chucknorris687 7 months ago
Sam's faces are classic
hopz84 7 months ago
Biff from BTTF and Det. Rollie from Blood In, Blood Out!
blking928 7 months ago
@blking928 and dr. lance sweets from bones
TheStpatricksday 6 months ago
dam, i wanna hear the joke
MyRedHeadNigga 7 months ago
I say Fuck Degrassi, Its all about Freeks & Geeks!
laksyamusic 8 months ago
fredricks is the coolest
PinkFloydrulez 8 months ago 3
Why is Sam laughing while he's getting "the talk" from Fredericks?
mariahrose210 8 months ago
The Best school coach in a tv series, i love coach ben fredricks
thundertower 1 year ago 2
i guess Biff isnt such a bad guy after all
alfanator549 1 year ago 5
Biff from Back to the Future Rocks-Thats who that coach is.
gemdavey 1 year ago 2
0:04 Steve-o, lol
BMGStammer 1 year ago 2
I love john. He's cute now and was cute back then, too!!!
AlexandKelsie 1 year ago
John Francis Daley <3
hautxtalons 1 year ago 2
The kid saw backdoor sluts 9
SCratchZIM 1 year ago 3
"how did you know those were mine? i thought it was supposed to be annonymous..."
"yours was the only one with startrek notebook paper"
"oh"
major AAAAWWWWW XD
MichellyMe 1 year ago 3
I like how the sexy 70s music plays and Sam looks horrified, then amused, then amazed
BubblyRunner99 1 year ago 2
What exactly is Coach Fredericks supposed to be saying when they're in his office lol?
Haroldboe4 2 years ago
1:26. Haha. One of the greatest shows ever.
amindbody 2 years ago
the part where Sam goes in Fredrick's office and u only hear the music makes me like fall over laughing LOL! xD
ZabTastic 2 years ago 2
this kind of makes me want to cry and the same time its hilarious. which is typical of freaks and geeks.
I4gotmyMANTRA 2 years ago
The complete joke is: "A woman, tired of living alone, decides to put an ad in the local paper. She asks for three things: 1. A man who will treat her nicely, 2. A man who won't leave her, and 3. A man who is good in bed. Several weeks go buy without a result, and the woman is resigned to life without a man who can embody those qualities. Then, the doorbell rings and she opens it to find an armless, legless man in a wheelchair.
katinkaballerina 2 years ago 8
He says, "I'm here about the ad in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms, so I can't beat you, and I have no legs, so I can't run away from you." The woman is skeptical, and asks, "Yeah, but are you good in bed?" The man answers, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
katinkaballerina 2 years ago 26
@katinkaballerina. Thanks, I was wondering what the whole joke was.
WILLOW5033 2 years ago
@katinkaballerina thank you for finishing the joke
TheStpatricksday 6 months ago
what was the joke and could someone explain it to me
dudemandude999 3 years ago
its something about him ringing the doorbell with no arms or legs, he does it with his boner
pruane2isgod 2 years ago
oh shit that's real funny
dudemandude999 2 years ago
lol biff
maskedcrusader 3 years ago 5
HELLZYEH! "Make like a tree, and leave..."
Lugubrious85 2 years ago
".....and get out of here."
iarisso 2 years ago
"So there's this guy, with no arms, and no legs..." uh... lol.
run2home93 3 years ago 3
his name is matt
CrunkRockSteadyEvan 2 years ago
it was a lil heart breaking the joke got cut off tho lol
jamieebui 3 years ago 6
LOL perfect music and face expression for the convo xp
jamieebui 3 years ago 2
It's funny how they use "Love's Theme" by the Love Unlimited Orchestra, composed by the Maestro of Love himself, Barry White.
ignoranceandwant 3 years ago
Fredericks reminds me a little bit of one of my teachers who was also a coach. Initially I thought he played favorites with the jocks, but I was wrong. He turned out to be not only a great teacher, but a friend. He died a few years ago and every time I see Fredericks I think of him.
beatlejuice72 4 years ago 32
@beatlejuice72 my grade 9 gym teacher was the same way lol
ZakkandtheJ 7 months ago
@beatlejuice72 I knew a coach once who was a really good guy to kids that weren't jocks. You know what happened to him? He died!
LeLimeLine 1 week ago
ignore that commment!!! i figured out that it was my comp. that was changed to french! lol sorry!
oulla33 4 years ago
LOL!!! how the hell does that happen?!
hunnybunny21 3 years ago
pourquoi est c'en français, je comprends mais je préférerais l'anglais ! ! s.v.p. merci!
oulla33 4 years ago
"if a woman has sex, can a woman get poked?" lmfao...good stuff...good stuff...
shadowofcourage 4 years ago
its "can the baby get poked?" lol jus thought i would correct!
oulla33 4 years ago
hahah yeah i know i was well anoyed about that. i didnt realize until i'd sent it. lol
shadowofcourage 4 years ago
hahah trust me i was annoyed with it too...it happens to all of us, sorry btw, i just though i should correct because im just like that, and i have a bad case of it too..lol
oulla33 4 years ago
Star Trek notbook paper....gosh I love Sam!
STIQUEgurl592 4 years ago 3
what movies are they talking about? I guess it's something about sex but I don't quite get it (haven't seen it :-/ )
masherl 4 years ago
The geeks watch a porno movie earlier in the episode. Check out my video called "Dirty Movie".
lilyisreal 4 years ago
ok then, thanks a lot :)
masherl 4 years ago