Dane Cook - Breaking and Entering

[rosecourt1234]

I LOVE THIS ONE :D

[ShinjiElricMustang]

ARE YOU WATCHING DOOR KICKER?! I WANT A DIVORCE BECAUSE OF YOU!! HE STOLE THE BEADS!

[Soreechay14]

obviously this story is false.

no closet doors open in! 4:30

[loopymaddie3]

He is soo cutee :)

[juliannakyouya]

i now have a craze to kick in a door and give a lava lamp to the young adopted kid david.

[ladylucrecia123]

I love Robert! ^^

[EveloXD]

he sound kinda like Tobuscus when he does a certain voice =>w<= 

[D1rtyXXh00kEr]

we cheesed it outta there

[keesimo]

whats so funny

[fullonrepublec]

35 couples have filed for divorce from this video.

The lava lamps have majority custody 

[1S4MSON1]

our frendship is over for ever! I WONT EVEN BE FREINDS WITH U IN THE NEXT LIFE! click!

[GreasySprockets]

@1S4MSON1 I think you uh mean uh Friends there bud.

[derrius1029]

dude i hear a car...... ok and the worlds full of them...... you're gonna hear alot of them in yo life

[MarandaaMusic]

If you hear a humpback whale thats weird, tell me that(:

[sailordoublemoon26]

33 people have half assed battery in there remote

[guitarmanwilliam]

33 people wore their favorite shirt.

[zacharnold1]

Are you watching door kicker? Are you happy? Do you see what you're doing to my life? I wan't a divorce because of you!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[TheZeebeeable]

So come over CLICK!

[ChazRufiange]

750 people liked this video.

[X2thefacE]

Husband, Wife, Young adopted son David..

Hahaha!

[stewartpictures]

You know.. This would make an AWESOME movie!

[randyjamesrollins77]

ASSHOLE i spent 2 1/2 years in lock up because of this so called "intelligent" idea! But it was fucking sweet as fuck when the guy would get to the front door and turn around and hual ass away from the door!

i spent 2 1/2 years laughing my ass off thanks!

[MikeFabs100]

31 people hate b/e (breaking/entering or bacon/eggs)

[kaczland]

WHERES THE COMEDY?

[TheMarshall92]

@kaczland in YOR ASS!!! xD haahhahah

[nirvanafan91ify]

Cook's doing a crime right now, robbing the world of their sence of humor.

[Detlockerroom]

I FIGURED IT OUT! Dane stole the beads from Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries' house!

[Ruziak3989]

im an adoptive son name david.. xD

[jcccowboys]

7:46 sounds like my dad

[xmaestroxprx]

30 ppl are cops

[AMAZINGemoPAZAMABAMF]

husband, wife,...YOUNG ADOPTIVE SON DAVID lmfao

[areahisawesome]

whys you remove the vid D:

[nirvana9879]

He is soo animated

[mjsfan1994]

Lolz XD 

[TeamWFC]

Wait a minute I don't know if I can do this. Than I said I GOT IT! PAAAAAAHHHHHH

[seaturtle81]

lmao fans of crime

[USMCcrazy1988]

bwuahahahahaha,,LMFAO,this guy is fucking HILARIOUS!

[DoctorCinnamon07]

28 people tried to do a B and E but got caught xD

[A7xRuLs989]

bahahhahahahhah!  :D

[XemnasNo1]

THATS THE 9TH GODDAMN DOOR THIS YEAR!!!!

[gokussj90001]

28 people got there door kicked :D

[mttdcrl]

this guy is sucks hes not funny what so ever

[Vitrixxs]

@mttdcrl u suck and stop trolling.. y look up these vid if ur going to hate my god i hate people like u

[XxHinJaxX]

LOL THATS THE 9th GOD DAM DOOR THIS YEAR.

[Amanda12344321]

I'm doin a B&E! lol

[santren313]

haha...so that's who kicked MAH ****ING DOOR!

[LunaTrueBelieber]

ha! hella funny!

[Jaaybeabs]

cassidy, i bet i can get enough thumbs up to become top comment! ha.

go dane cook!

[HaraldSangvik]

it's a fucking fuck shit b&e.. roflol..?

[SweetBabyAngel101]

OMG HE IS SOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! "You should've worn your second favourite shirt ya dunce!!"



[wtfwitemos]

"husband, wife, young adopted son david"

[CatsGotClaws]

@wtfwitemos LMAO i always laugh at the "young adopted son david" part XD

[HRH787]

I WANT A DIVORCE CAUSE OF YOU!!!!!

[GERONIMOLOGY]

@HRH787 I want a DIVORCE!!

[Justinfox111]

@mrfalafl what a waste if 8 seconds to read your comment

he's awesome. i dont see you up there, telling jokes

[XxPaperMaShaeyxX]

"I DID MY BEST! I DID MY BEST!!" im still laughing!!!!

[nampook95]

wear your second favorite shirt! you dunce :D

[nampook95]

wear your second favorite shirt! you dunce :D

[theorion1978]

he stole the beads aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaa

[theBlackOut150]

Are you watching door kicker!!!!!!



[Biibiz20]

i love dane cook he always makes me laugh!!!...

[mrfalafl]

what a fucking waste of 8 minutes... how can this guy call himself a comedian?

[Biibiz20]

@mrfalafl then why did you watch it?

[ticklemysoap]

So that's why my backdoor and closet door was broken... It all makes sense now.

[weststreetbikes]

I tell this story to people every possibly chance I get, lollllll

[MilesSmiles8]

"Ahh... Fans of crime."

XD

[kaczland]

THIS GUY BLOWS



[stallonedude40]

@kaczland Which is why you're looking up videos of him, right? ... Did you think this through, or....?

[squarecnix]

@MilesSmiles8 im just watching this and if this is a spoiler ill kill you

[MaXPayn1551]

21 people have never committed a B and E

[MomentumDragon779]

@MaXPayn1551

31, actually :)

[TheMarshall92]

@MaXPayn1551 why? i never done BnE but i clicked like! xD

[XxNightAngelusxX]

@MaXPayn1551 I have! That's where I got my first leather jacket... I've kicked the habit now, but still ... :)

[TGrondin13]

The 20 people that disliked this got BnE'd on last night

[mnypwrrspkt]

what is that, Bacon and Eggs? Nooeww.

[TheSINFULLPHEONIX]

could i enjoy B&E and then go commit a B&E?

[monkeymia4]

I have a friend just like Robert , always against my crazy schemes XD

[PunkWolf13]

the only people who don't like dane cook are my brother and his friends, but I love him.

[BlueReaper30]

19 people did a BnE and got caught

[Digimatt1]

be funny if the people were at that show

[xxSxCxAxRxx1]

Dane Cook is fucking awwwesoooome.

[jraystevens93]

i said wait wait wait

[MultiJessibell]

i would be honored for dane cook to kick in my door. just sayin.

[Pazma1]

Is this supposed to be one of his funniest jokes? I didn't laugh once. It's not a bad story or anything but I guess it's just not my kind of humour.

[wonderfullydevious]

they replaced the good batteries with shitty, half-ass batteries!

[jay54667]

i watched this runescape stile

[MrGreekba]

@jay54667 so it was laggy

[stranglechord]

@XxgreendayluvxX Beads... Not beans. BEADS. B... E... A... D... apostraphe s

[martinbelfield]

@stranglechord there is no apostraphe....

[stranglechord]

@martinbelfield I understand that, now get naked and do your job.

[martinbelfield]

@stranglechord ok? haha

[mrezcap]

lolololollolololollololol



[itiswhatitis8888]

0:00 - 8:32

best part

[Keltik55]

@itiswhatitis8888 HA HAA! I see what you did there.....

[xoxokissiezxoxo]

the poor beads.... o -o

[1lsurox]

(14 people are lame) thumbs up if im right

[keyoty1228]

I bet he get's a headache after his own jokes, cause he tells alot of jokes that causes yelling, lol :)

[xXxThrowingknivesxXx]

Young adopted son David. Lmao!

[richardscank31]

@XxgreendayluvxX beads not beans

[MisterPalmer69]

14 people got caught doing a B & E

[jsdao790]

@MisterPalmer69 i think this shit is funny and i have a b and e on my record

[EmLovescrazy]

"I will not talk to you in the next life"

lmao

[redblood233]

3:21-3:45 funnest shit ever

[tylorjenkins14]

anybody that doesnt like dane cook can go take something cuz u r messed up in the head

[mcrandkngdomhearts]

bom bady bom bady bidy bom bom xD irregular heart beat XD lol

[CharlyLights]

14 people still can`t figure it out what they took from their houses. XD

[davgabe]

Dane Cook wanted to a criminal, he should have been cuz he is stealing money from the 13-19 year old morons out there with his douche bag worthless comedy.. His mother and father were dirt bags

[chriscat83]

Alright who is gonna be the used douchebag and press the like button to get rid of the 420 likes..... WHO IS IT GONNA BE! ugh... nm i need some pot to calm down it is 420.

[ifranko100]

YA DUNCE ! jaajajaja

[ShowGoesOn95]

what did they take!!!

[hooodiee264]

the guy whose doors got kicked in made 14 accounts and disliked this

[mellowclay]

"I did my best" lol

Classic!

[Edgtheow]

He's good!

[BillaBanks09]

door kicker lol

[bookKookie]

wear your second favorite shirt!

[TheGamingSquad101]

this so cool

dane cook is so awsome lol

[Mc4tunay]

@niddasa did u click on his video just to say that???cause I would like to know why ur here if u dont like him and who is funny to u?

[xxtankerzxx]

i like ur titties

[Meemo12]

@beatbox3r he does you hear him like giggle at them but he has to stay calm so he can finish the joke

[DMBreppin517]

" Are you watching door kicker?!!"

[BZCountryGirl27]

"well you shouldn't be wearing your favorite shirt on a fucking b & e"

[itsme123456789100]

AAAHAA fuck he stole the beads!!

[itsme123456789100]

bmpity bump bump. yeah, i have an irregular heart beat XD

[TheCSH97]

Why did he kick that closet door off. There wasnt even a locking mechanism on there

The batteries on the remote die, "Do you think they took the batteries is that it they replaced the good batteries with shity half ass bateries do you think thats it ahhhhhhh"

He has the funniest shit ever

[c3po402]

Thats the 9th godamn door this year!

[nug4life]

dont wear your favorite shirt on a B and E. Wear your second favorite shirt...ya dunce.

[cassidyraae]

honestly, whoever thinks dane cook isnt hilarious, is an idiot.

[unkowndeath]

@cassidyraae i dont think he is hilarious, i think hes funny.

[LastODSTStanding]

@cassidyraae Daniel Tosh.

[X2thefacE]

@cassidyraae Kid you need to stop watching spongebob and get a life



[CatsGotClaws]

@cassidyraae there are 28 idiots in the world o.o

[TracNicful]

And we Cheezed it outta there! Hilarious :)

[JOHNSY120000]

who doesnt want to do a bacon and eggs speacial

[butterfly1341]

14 people got their door kicked down.

[Sploogeization]

14 ppl got a divorce

[kryptos001]

332 people are fans of crime.

the other 14 dont like adventures

[DarkGothGirl3212]

HE STOLE THE FUCKING BEADS!

[MegaMusicManiac2010]

3:20 - 3:45 FUNNIEST PART EVERRRRRRRRR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAAH

[THEDARKASSASSIN25]

yo i got a bro named dane but he is nothing like this guy my bro sucks

[mjbeani89]

I hear a humpback whale.... 0-o

[xxxbudgie76xxx]

this guy is hilarious

[rockingred141]

3:58 i got it, BOOM!!!

[CJusticeHappen21]

286 people have kicked at least one door in

[HolyCheeSeiTs]

if you hear a humpback whale.. thats weird tell me that

[HolyCheeSeiTs]

if you hear a humpback whale.. thats weird tell me that

[xoLeeshheartsyouxo]

I heard this at a speech tournament and the guy won! SO FREAKIN FUNNY!

[skunnie]

HAHAHAH VVVVV

[MoteenProtein]

if you hear a humpback whale tell me that shit.

[TheMonae21]

DOOR KICKER

[0justarandomguy0]

FUCK SO THAT WAS YOU WHO KICKED IN MY DOORS!!!!!

[TracNicful]

I was Jazzed up about the door-kick, lmao

[TheOrlybird]

9 pepole dont like bacon and eggs

[DjDannyTV]

"i Did my best ! I did me b- Dont touch me! "

[887fantini]

9 people don't have a house to get broken into

[sparkleshine5]

my heart was like "bubadada bumbadadada!"

[MasterAlucard600]

8 men got their front doors kicked in.

[SaberXcali]

7 people were victims of a B-E XD



[Vandal49]

This is the least funniest thing I've ever seen. No wonder he has to steal material.

[OnlyOneAxiom]

@Vandal49 and yet the crowd he's performin in front is about... 18,000 people. thats pretty good for him not bein funny :D

[leeharveyosmosis]

@OnlyOneAxiom

Hitler performed in front of hundreds of thousands of people. That's pretty good for one of histories greatest monsters.

[steven0101010101]

they replaced the good batteries with shitty half ass batteries!

[Chrihort]

I dont know if I can do this...I GOT IT BOOOOOOOM!

[NessaaaaXx3]

BnE

[lilkc5221]

5 people are cops

[TheViralNation]

I like Pie

[vaust5]

I DID MY BEST !!!!!!! ARRRRHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[TheMumba234]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

[HankDIF]

I cried so hard when I first saw this

[dumbywithabat21]

another fuckin door what is this?!?!?!?! that is the ninth fuckin door the week!!!