Living with First-Person Shooter Disease

[cajunmane82]

As someone that suffers from Skyrim Disease, this means a lot. Thanks.

[palillo2006]

wow this is so sad!

[NuclearStudios7]

anyone no a good editing software were I can put in multiple sounds at once???

need responce soon

[greyngo]

@NuclearStudios7 ms paint

[MrDarkHatman]

This is depressingly funny.

[22Roar22]

I have Nathan drake syndrome, I touch everything when I walk...

[solarneddy]

Nowt like fps desease.

[allanb4me]

xbox kinect shld be good for him =P

[blackcry22]

i have JRPG syndrome. i like speaking in japanese and can't do actions without waiting a certain amount of time to perform them

[MrDarkHatman]

@blackcry22 You must have some cool hair though.

[blackcry22]

@MrDarkHatman yes i use concrete as my hair gel , its purple with shades of red and goes down all the way to my ass.

[GamerVideosKei]

I haz third person and first person disease. :3 Like Skyrim and Fallout. XD I switch between both.

[brighteye007]

Whit the symptom if whipping out a 9mm handgun from time to time and stiff body movement...

He can always be a republican candidate for the election ?

[EpicWin0CriticalFail]

LoL, very LoL :)

[TheExtantKiwi]

I may have symptoms

[mannez2mannez]

OH MY GOD

I DO THIS

I HAVE THE DISEASE

[CheaterGuy1998]

@mannez2mannez ME TOO!

[TFUNCUTZPRODUCTIONZ]

hes good at kinect

[TheMrEmJay]

I have minecraft disease I have superhuman strength and endurance my survival abilities are enhanced and I can craft tools out of everyday objects

[Wickerrman]

@TheMrEmJay you should release a video where you punched a tree to get some wood lol

[brekk]

@TheMrEmJay And I'm forever alone.

[sbenschwartz]

@TheMrEmJay Wait so you're bear grylls?

[legendofzeldaalways]

I'd like to join your support group. I have Fallout disease, I can only interact with something if I look directly at it, but I have improved sight and I can easily tell if something I've done is good or bad.

[brooklynkid913]

I use to have that disease,then I took an arrow to the knee..

[felliixs]

So now that's what it's like to be Steve.....

[rukiddingmelol]

@steelcobra19 WTF!? of course im kidding!

[thedoubleninja1]

I have the skyrim desiese. Everytime a bird flys by I think it's a dragon

[OrnluWolfjarl]

@thedoubleninja1 I have a variant of skyrim disease. Can't cease to watch the skies whenever I'm out. And my cupboards in my house are all empty except one which is filled with all my personal possesions I don't carry on me.

[hascheehoernchen]

@thedoubleninja1 I used to have skyrim disease too, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[sushisharpshootrprod]

Fuckin lol-x

...-henry

[turttle123451]

i have that disease to its really to live like that

[sWaGFIZZY15]

:/ take 5 everyone... put your arms down... Oh wait u can't xD

[AirsoftNerf123]

So funny

[markos8686]

what a fake ahahha

[EliteSlayer28]

thumbs up if this actualy ade you feel sorry for them even if this is r isn't real :'(

[GamerVideosKei]

@EliteSlayer28 Omg! I mean, I couldn't even laugh.. I could only pity them instead ;w;

[Jerkorip]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA REALLY? HAHAHAHHA

You need REHAB, I say NO NO NO!!! XD

[Rosstridge]

Love

It

[Upgradecap]

He's the pro fps player in irl

[stazz316]

made my day

[NamedAfterMarillion]

@stazz316 this also made my day :') o.o

[NamedAfterMarillion]

@NamedAfterMarillion o.O

[zyquim]

must be interesting to see him play an fps game o.O

[boomthatwasyou]

OMG fucking funny XD

[boomthatwasyou]

hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahha­hahahahah

[rukiddingmelol]

R u sure this is even real?

[XenoAlbedo]

@rukiddingmelol I hope to god you're joking.

[steelcobra19]

@rukiddingmelol ur kidding right....

[RojoGatto]

Does he sleep with a 9mm handgun?

[Thatcrazedtroll35]

good lord i must have that disease, i keep reloading my hand like a gun and sprint and moan and...

[demonwolf1994]

WTF is this a joke or is this a rell disease

[mastershakeaq]

@demonwolf1994 Yeah It real. It's a terrible thing. My cousin had it. He couldn't walk he could only jump and duck. Die a few years ago. He ducked when he should have jumped.

[trevanismith]

@mastershakeaq lol that is hilarious the dude falling down at the end.

[MegaVietNam]

Man, swinging those arms for hours must be sore as hell :/

[TheBeniyork]

its really?

[P0M0D0R0SAN]

Awesome idea, not so well executed.

[Shyinerz]

You guys are so ignorant... My sister has this disease... It's not funny at all...

[RokushoKiRa]

@Shyinerz rlly?

[MRGTi5]

......I can't......

Oh my God, I'm so sorry!!

[UltimateCheerleader2]

What??!!!! So its lyk being O

[conkstheman]

I have that im takin pills its calld forza or something but its not working

[TheDieHard777]

3rd person disease is pretty beneficial. It lets you see around corners and makes you super self aware. You can also see behind you.

[BrianStantonTV]

I have a friend like this... sad

[Vampirosaurusrex]

I have Minecraft disorder, I have the urge to destroy every square shaped object I see, and am terrified of shrubs that are unusually thin, especially if snakes are nearby.

[piggiepixie]

...... I'm not sure what to say bout this o.o is it real??

[PlayingItOldSkool]

I have a disease that has to do with RPGs. If I get hurt, I have to use a potion or some type of vegetation. If I want to fight or defend, I need to wait until my enemy is done attacking me. :(

[jayjaykewl727]

Why are people laughing at this..help cure this (Curedukemnukemdisease org)

[adizzieplumber1]

I actually have the Lego star wars version of this disease so my hands are always like this; -C

[Krazyful20]

This is a joke rite?

[MrGmodlol61]

@Krazyful20 Not at all. I have this disease.

Its horrible.

[raymancouldbe]

@Krazyful20 No.

[bIackangeIs99]

I used to have a rare Skyrim disease until i took ArrowInTheKnee. ArrowInTheKnee cures your Skyrim symptoms like: Dual Wielding

 Dragon Hallucination Arrow in the knee jokes and many more. Side-effects-may-include-bleed­ing-eye-cancer-dragon-hallucin­ation-screaming-and- cheese-addiction.

[rezaka116]

Arrow to the knee disease is the worst....

[WolfStorms44]

I would probably be stuck like subject delta

or a minecraft character

[HaligonianType1]

I've had this since the early nineties. o.O

[GeneralKryptonite]

Thumbs Up you have this same conditon.

[ChedderCheeseMania83]

My grandma has that disease.

[Platitudinous9000]

I want to see what Justin sees.

[brokenasty113]

Pretty sure I have this...

[CleansWithRag]

Terrible disease!

[jayjaykewl727]

1:47 DOG BURGER

[chantimothy]

Died like a boss

[SprayXcheesE]

Michael Jackson had a similar disease to where he could change what player he is.

[ZeksVonReptar]

He died of a stroke. "Huaaaaaah!"

[ganonuchia]

lol

[aXeDOM99]

Should of gotten the Numa Numa guy to do the Donkey Kong part.

[xFlamarangx]

Great...

He got a job as a person in a wetsuit with wiffle balls super glued to himself.

[reallylongusername03]

HOW DOES HE MASTERBATE?

[eltacogrande2]

@reallylongusername03 Aim at your feet brah!

[Bungel2222]

@reallylongusername03 Censors.

[Noobpatty]

FAKE!

His arms shouldn't move like that unless he's walking.

[MyBarbaricYAWP22]

@Noobpatty Um yeah, there are plenty of captions indicating this is fake, and meant to be funny lol.

[JPop9]

0:51 I hate when that happens! hahaha

[AutstcB0n3r]

look @ 3rd tag. nuff said.

[tacos4lolz]

LYK DIS IF U CRY EVERYTIM!

[DavidGGuzman]

Holy shit this is real!

[ajbakutis24]

the motion capture things were wiffle golf balls.

[alcrutcheral]

fj lol

[sybrenvanheeswyck]

Is this real?

[05AT1]

@sybrenvanheeswyck Of course it's real, why wouldn't it be?

[Hfajardo97]

I wish IGN still made videos like this...

[halfingr]

He could make a fortune being a choir conductor.

[xraidedlok]

street fighter guy LOOOOOL

[TheZeroLT]

Keep trolin trolin trolin.....

[Lax99Maryland]

That's not funny, my mother actually died of this just a few months ago.

[yuud4i]

@Lax99Maryland Pics or Didn't happen

[DontWorryImNoOne]

@Lax99Maryland That's a lie. Women don't play video games.

[Lax99Maryland]

@DontWorryImNoOne exactly, she had no idea what to do.

[SeanWheeler100]

@DontWorryImNoOne Actually, some girls do play video games. Even grown women play. What are you sexist?

[MrMakeman]

@Lax99Maryland

Did she respawn or was she in a hacked lobby?

[MrVladunea]

@MrMakeman LMFAOOO nah it was search and destroy.. no respawn

[DarkSebita]

@Lax99Maryland Really? oh man i fell so bad man really sorry =( i hope you be good know you have to be strong! =D

[Lax99Maryland]

@DarkSebita Thank you, I really apreciate it, she was level 47 and always helped us out when the giants attacked, but now, I just don't know anymore . 

[DarkSebita]

@Lax99Maryland ^__^ Was a good woman.

[Lax99Maryland]

@DarkSebita Indeed, RIP mom.

[LarpCraft]

AWESOME! lol 

[seameus91]

Laughed so hard!

[jimischild13]

GET  ON THAT 50 !!!

[multimang0steen]

wait.... no crosshair?

[multimang0steen]

IGN 

[1938Alexandre]

Yeah, its a fake

[Ardellcotrell]

this is really awesome! 

[tapao]

i wish the guy at 1:47 grew some balls and took the fall

[jonahthekid]

Lol haha!

[JakeAwsomeface]

obby its fake butt its awesome cuse i hat people who only play firstshooters

[kevindc18181818]

Omg that's so fckin funny they move just like that

[kobedabestxx]

this is fake

[tr2reality]

@kobedabestxx no way really? 

[CaptJiggles]

@kobedabestxx No freaking duh

[GuitarsRgood]

OOOAAhhh Oooahh oooahh....

hilarious

[sodalmen]

Who the fuck takes a 9mm to make a sandwich jaja

[GalacticMarine2012]

@BioFreak430 Seriously!

[Armenian268]

rofl fps disease xD imagin minecraft disease tht would be sooo fked up :D

[Slapmaster5000]

@Armenian268 There is a disease for minecraft, it's called autism.

[Lolligator]

@Slapmaster5000 *people that like to play something that's not been done a thousand times

[Slapmaster5000]

@Lolligator Are you implying Minecraft is in any way original? If so just get out, you've got no ammo.

[Lolligator]

@Slapmaster5000 Are you implying that all those FPSes and RPGs are original? Minecraft is a lot diffrent. And you mine. I've never seen that in a game before. Have you?

[Slapmaster5000]

@Lolligator Oh lord, I have actually, I don't think I even need to argue with some ignorant Minecraft fanboy. Aside from the game itself being unoriginal bullshit, the developer is fucking awful and Notch is frankly just a lazy douche with really no real talent, he stole a concept, had an unoriginal idea, then got lucky. Go look into every feature you think is "original" and you'll find it's just an amalgamation of stolen ideas. You're "original" game isn't, stop being a sheep.

[Lolligator]

@Slapmaster5000 So now I am ignorant, when atleast I get up arguments and basicly all you do is insulting me and denying my arguments with no proof at all.

[Slapmaster5000]

@Lolligator When you at least get up arguments? What the fuck does that even mean? And Denying your arguments? Lol, I didn't ignore your shitty "mining hasn't been in any other game" I just thought it was funny and didn't need to go get proof to show how wrong you are. Get your scrubby fanboy ass out of here, minecraft is unoriginal trash and notch is a lazy faggot, kid.

[LolImSoBr00tal]

@Lolligator minecraft is basically a rip off of infiniminer...

[CaliPride92]

Troll video is troll

[mecosito92]

obviously its a joke people -.-

c'mon! actually you think he see the name of everything he carry? the only disease related with this video is the ignorance of people to distinguish between real and fake

[BioFreak430]

Idiots, of course this is fake.

If you thought this was real I don't want to live on this planet any more.

It's filled with retards.

[keychay]

It's so well trolled it looks real. Or is it?

[NintendoFan4Unicorns]

HAWOOOWA

WOOA

WOOA

WOOA

[HeyHey9027]

Was this real or fake

[KetchupRocket]

@HeyHey9027 ...............Duke Nukem's disease. Duke Nukem is a video game character..... I mean... it.... nevermind. Fake.

[fitamaajig]

lol

[TheToa67]

Is there a cure?

[paulspydar]

@TheToa67 yep , its called the Wii! lol

[JAJ08031989]

Hahahaha xD the weapon/utensil switching was incredibly accurate

[wishirock]

Can't tell.... if this is real or not

[Platinum9611]

Does anyone else sometimes look at what your hands are doing alittle to much when you do something and it looks like epic first person? I do c:

[chiefdog14]

I wonder what puzzle games disease looks like.

[weskerslonglostbro1O]

I have resident evil disease, it really sucks when I'm really in trouble and I need to stop to shoot and hold down a button to go what would be a normal persons walking speed and I always find myself saving annoying blonde chicks from evil cults

[camaroXpharaoh]

I actually got sad when he died

[soapiestlyric4]

Can't tell if trolling...or actually real.

[gabez814]

@soapiestlyric4

Are you kidding me?

[KINGTROLL211]

@soapiestlyric4 obvious trolling......:)

[naazrael]

LOL at stroke

[greatfull11]

xD Haha I'm going to send this to all of my geeky gaming friends

[dudewutyeah]

Donkey Kong dude is my favorite :D

[theballerplaya]

I seem to have that disease while watching porn.

[samuelikene91]

ahahahhahaha :D



[ThePikkulammas]

was this joke`?

[DEATH5pace]

@ThePikkulammas yes thats the point

[Charmeleonftw]

I have portal disease. I never go to Bday parties because I know the cake the is a lie

[OceGru]

"The new Call of Duty game, which comes out in November." Can't tell if yesterday, or MW2.

[ProtonPivotXD]

@OceGru Look at upload date

[Cacowninja]

This video actually made me feel sorry and care more about real people with first real disabilities. I'm serious.

[DEATH5pace]

@Cacowninja your stupid then because this isn't real

[Cacowninja]

@DEATH5pace I know this isn't real idiot. I said this made me feel sorry for people with real disabilities like Down Syndrome and mental retardation. I accidentally put in the word "first".

[JaydenExpelliarmus]

Awkward moment when I thought this was real at the start...

[TubeKnow]

lmao, this is halarious!



[shichan]

I have JRPG disease. It causes me to constantly be afflicted by spiky polygon hair styles of various colors and bounce in place when I'm not moving to attack a cute monster who happens to be carrying some money and items.

[Ernesto9ILroblox]

@shichan I'm not the only one O_o

[ruairiwright]

I have gears of war disease, where i believe the world is in ruins, and that i have to cut people in half with a lancer.

So sad it ended. :(

[alexistequiere]

0:54. Hahahahahah

[sk8dudejames]

I have Fallout disease, I freak out every time I see a bobby pin or a bottle cap now, and I feel like I have to open every cabinet I see....