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  • That was so pro

  • a man comes home with 2 tires and wife asked:

    -why the hell you have those tires for? you dont own a car...

    -well than why the hell you have your bra for?

  • XD hahahaha

  • So is that how it work in America?? A cop pulls you over while you are riding on a BIKE? and then just GIVES you the ticket and lets you walk away....while he allows you to insult him xD ... great! :D

  • First joke is an Little Johnny joke :O

  • Eli Santa in the background

  • Lol

  • Watchin' this on Christmas.

  • COPS ARE DICKS

  • This was a good one.

  • Lol eli is the santa

  • transcribe audio makes know sense

  • my name is eli :D

  • Four male pornstars have 4 different penis's and they're all confronted by the same girl.

    First guy says, I'm Asain and I have a white penis.

    Girl says, yes ill take you.

    Second guy says, I'm black and I have a Indian penis.

    The girl accepts him too.

    The third guy says, I'm White and I have an Indian penis.

    Girl says, I'll take you as well.

    The fourth guy goes, I'm Indian, and I have a black penis.

    The girl replies, You should clean that poop-noodle first.

  • Great joke, horrible delivery. Also, I would like to see the logical continuation of the joke, where the cop beats the kid with his club until he's hospitalized. It adds to the realism.

  • 76 self important horse mounted authoritarians disliked this video.

  • thumbs up if you found eli in every episode

  • الله اكبر

  • A man went to a bank to open a bank account. The computer asked for a password for the account. The man entered" My Dick". The computrer responded "not long enough" please try something else.

  • I just got it XDD

  • ooohh haha burned!

  • at 0:50 the grampa ell is standung in the background

  • if the police officer asks "you drinking?", never respond with "you buying?" It's definitely not a good way to end your night

  • the bush and the husband says, "$80!" the wife turns back to the costumer and says 80 dollars. the costumer tells the wife, "what can i get with $20?" the wife turns to the bush and the husband tells the wife that he can only get a hand job. when the wife tells him he can get a hand job, the man drops his pants. the wife looks at the man's penis...she turns to the bush and says' "honey! can we lend him $60!"

  • a husband and his wife are having money problems. the husband tells the wife they arent gonna have enough money to pay the bills and rent...the husband says, "babe, we're in a lot of debt so is it ok if you prostitute?" the wife agrees to do it and so the husband takes the wife to a street corner. the husband says, "if you need any help im gonna be hiding behind this bushes to answer any questions." a few minutes later a man goes up to the wife and asks how much it costs for sex...she turns to

  • niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiice

  • I'm have to have that

  • LAmer than shit!

  • lol

  • best joke eva

  • 0:50 SANTA ELI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, "Do you have "Two Lips and Seven Kisses?"

    The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, "No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!"

    So the woman asked, "Is this a record?"

    To which the man replied, "No, its average!"

  • no christmas spirit

  • old joke. i knew this like 2 years ago :/

  • @TheTymera Look at when the video was made...

  • @vishblade haha :) well it was in another language, so it was slightly altered and then posted, before this series started.

  • 3 co-workers 2 men and a woman decided to go on holiday to one of their ranches. there they decided to play gold 1 of the guys said:

    -its a fun game we just need a club, a ball and a hole. i have a ball

    -i have a club said the other guy

    the woman replied:

    -im not playing this game...

  • to thoose who dont get it the little boy is calling the cop a dick 

  • ohhhhh lol

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  • LOLOLOL.

  • Please explain this to me.

  • @XATM092BlackWidow the cop is a dick so that what the little boy said

  • @omgismynamefornow Oh, hahaha tnx man.

  • @XATM092BlackWidow dick apart from penis also means idiot..so when the little boy replied tell santa to put the horse's dick beneath the horse and not on the top of it he meant that the cop is a dick, idiot.

  • @Marinemauro Someone already explained it to me, idiot.

  • @XATM092BlackWidow OK first of all there must have been a misunderstanding here. When I said idiot for the second time (last word of my previous comment) I surely didn't refer to you but that was a further explanation of mine for "dick" (should have written [...] dick/idiot). If you thought I called you an idiot, then I'm sorry, if you called me an idiot cuz I didn't notice someone else had already explained it to you, then FU, but I guess the first version fits better.

  • @Marinemauro Only idiot here is you,sir. Don't insult people if they ask something politely.

  • @HistoryOfHoles There comes another jerk-off. Dude, I was polite on both of my comments (only said f.u. once on the second comment for practical reasons-didn't even write the whole word), the other dude wasn't. Read the the whole conversation dumbass. Now I'm not being polite and guess what, I don't have to be since you're stupid. Sh!t never thought such a small misuderstanding could actually attract 2 dumbasses.

  • @Marinemauro I wanted to apologize once I read the last comment of yours, but you couldn't keep it cool, could you? Yeah, you're an idiot after all. Just takes you a while to turn on.

  • @Marinemauro FUCK YOU, yaaay now i'm the third dumb ass! Ahhhhh...i feel so accepted in society now :)

  • hahahaha I didn't expect that ish!

  • lol that cop is a horses ass to do that to a kid on christmas.

  • TOO RUDE

  • FREE BOOK SEE CHANNEL , PEACE ...

  • Defintely the best joke so far!

  • I read this in a newspaper lmfaoo .

  • the cop got told by the little kid lmao

  • you sound like fred flintstone

  • 0:25 Santa Eli! =D

  • Hahahah nice....

  • So a blow drier, Glove, and a Prostitute are all talking

    The Blow drier says "My life Is horrible, I have Blown Everything."

    The Glove says "Mine's Worse, I get things stuck inside me"

    And The Prostitute says "wow that is Horrible, at least i get paid."

  • I've heard this somewhere before...

  • I tell my friends these jokes all the time

  • I'm such a fan, I learned to play the beginning theme song.

  • @zzzgohan hahahaa lolol

  • eli is the santa on 0:17 :DD

  • is this number 41

  • He hard to

  • his stutter makes the show cute... in a sardonic way.

  • and.......boned

  • 0:24 eli is santa clause

  • did anyone else hear cock on horseback?

  • 71 people are dicks!

  • i didnt kno eli was santa 2

  • I think the horse was happy on the bottom

  • rosted

  • TOUCHE!!!

  • @MMJforever1 that's what they said about three others, and I still have my balls and life. So shut up!

  • I've heard a different version of this but this is better :3

  • ooo....SNAP

  • HOSHIMOTA!!!!!!

  • clean but for the dogshit

  • Hahaha I watched it again :)

  • eli is santa at 0:54 ! :)

  • Nice

  • 71 dicks are cops

  • Boom roasted!

  • pwned

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha buuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnn­n

  • that cop got owned XDDD

  • My name is Ryan and I am glad I'm not a mormon...

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  • 70 people's dicks are on top

  • LOl 69 dislikes

  • 69 people dislike this. Gigity.

  • officer dick at your service. cops suk

  • pwn!!!

  • 0:26 eli is santa in the background :D

  • I'm so blonde it took me like 10 mins to get it lol I think it's funny!

  • That is one of the best if not THE... !!

  • Didn't make any sense. The cop should have ticketed him for not wearing a helmet. At least that's an actual law.

  • @Yonkage shut up ding dong and enjoy the joke

  • haa

  • Hahahhahahahhaha

  • A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

    The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

    undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

    He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

  • @helloo889 what an awful joke. sick fuck.

  • HILARIOUS!

  • LOL

  • @SupaUploadah 44 jokes, jackass.

  • @TheFirstCharlie There is 44 now, back when he posted it there was 43.

  • Comment removed

  • @TheFirstCharlie comment date; 4 months ago

  • For those of you trying to inform SupaUploadah, you might wanna think about how many episodes existed back then. The 44th was uploaded after that comment....

  • @SupaUploadah theres 44

  • ooo haha burn

  • this one is my favorite

  • Omg i love this(:

  • Ha the cop is the dick

  • LOL!

  • cop haz 1 long ass arm

  • Best one so far

  • @SupaUploadah its 44

  • @SupaUploadah theres 44

  • @SupaUploadah they are 44 ;)

  • jajaajjajaajjajajaajaja

  • lmao i love these jokes xD

  • burrrrrrrrrn lol

  • hahahahahaaaa

  • DICK!!!!!

  • woulda been sweet if he gave the ticket back haha

  • Next time I see a figure of authority, I'm gonna say that!

  • 65 people are petarded

  • LOL PWNED

  • Epic win

  • rotflmfao...xD

  • @AnimatedTdot uuh.. Your rolling on the floor laughing your fucking ass off... Smily face

  • @KyleZBGX270 you got it

  • @AnimatedTdot irotflmmfaorrl that means "im rolling on the floor laughing my mother fucking ass off really really loudly."

  • On the 10th of Jaunary 2011 a worldwide boycott of youtube will take place. Which means for one whole day no-one will visit youtube. We want VEVO (and other companies) and their f*cking ads OUT. Do your part sharing this comment on as many videos as possible and give this one a thumbs up!

  • @rantingraj noone did this i bet

  • lol!

  • if they have tshirts up the gigi, do they have pants down the gaga?

  • Look at 0:50 Eli is Santa in backround

  • 0:00 f the ads

  • lol epic!

  • He should have said "You would need a taillight on that horse, too."

  • elis santa

  • super pwnage

  • IM TIRED OF THIS MOTHER FUCKING BITCH ASS COPPERS!

  • rofl

  • WE GOT T SHIRTS UP THE GIGI!!!! 1:03 XD

  • HAHAHAHA

  • lol /n gross

  • Eli is Santa 0:25

  • kid:1 cop:0

  • Haha XD

  • @XxXimewstarXxX

    lol haha

  • that horse looks retarded hahahahaha

  • Eli is Santa at 0:26

  • eli is the santa in the backround

  • i get it becuse the cop was being stupid and the horse is a female so he sais put it underneath

  • Eli is the santa !

  • lol

  • elis the santa on 0:51!

  • @basketballSZnaruto Actually he comes up at 0:23 lol

  • @Xx0DJ0xX actually he comes up at 0:12

  • @basketballSZnaruto elis whos elis????? isnt he eli xD ???