Star Trek TOS "Amok Time"- Spock Clips

[LokianEule]

Oh man the dialogue in this scene *picardfacepalm*

[RightWingHunter666]

A Horny Spock is dangerous.

[Lockemeister]

Spock needs to get some snoo snoo

[BjRomesburg]

What Spock was basically trying to say is, "Captain, if I don't have sex soon I will die." But Kirk would have been like, "Nurse Chapel!" You know... Cause' he's just like that...

[skirch01]

I think the way Spock says 'Biology,' like he is ashamed, made Kirk's mind leap to 'Reproduction.'

[datawolf39]

spock: it has to do with biology

kirk: what kind of biology

spock: vulcan biology

kirk: you mean the biology of vulcans

that make kirk sound really dumb i wonder who wrote that line i mean come on what else could vulcan biology be but the biology of a vulcan

[sailorsaturn1118]

@datawolf39 I seriously died at that part. If Spock weren't all ~hormoney~ he totally would have made a comment about that. And even yet I'm still surprised he didn't!

trololol

[HydraxSly202]

ROFL!!! Who the f would conclude to reproduction at the mention of biology?!? I mean, seriously! I would just be like, "What about biology?" I guess this just tells us that Kirk's mind is always in one place: the gutter. xP

[0AmyK0]

The Pon Farr eh? More like the "Pwned Farr". Poor Spock.

[gideonblackman]

Spock should have just said... "Captain I need to get laid" I'm sure Kirk would have understood the feeling!!

lol!

[Kiki94444]

Lol ur description is hilarious hahaha!!!

This clip was uhh very interesting

[poeticnerd1990]

Pon Farr FTW

[StoneKnivesBearskins]

Is Spock going to break McCoy's neck using Tal Sha'ya. Sorry, my Vulcan spell check is broken. LOL

BTW, see 'Journey to Babel' to discover what I'm talking about, in case you don't know. LOL

[StoneKnivesBearskins]

SnapeSoul, I want to reply to your video description.

What else about Biology would be awkward and embarassing and difficult to talk about?

[FrenchieChan]

I have decided that Pon Farr is just Spock getting his period once every seven years to spice up TOS.

[logiclovr]

For full episode look up Tubemandreke. He has uploaded EVERY episode of TOS ( I should know I've watched them all... Is that a bad thing?! T-T )

[logiclovr]

Thanx for posting! One of my fav episodes!!! Temper, temper Mr. Spock! Also, that Vulcan wiatch got uglier with age!

[MauSheri]

It might just be the setting on my Fan Goggles but has anyone ever counted how many tymes Kirk gives the chicks the "Bitch, my man!" look in this eppie?

[xxYaminoHikarixx]

@MauSheri I did at one point..the number was copiously high.

[maswellasm]

@MauSheri lol, I really noticed it when Chapel was going in with the soup. Kirk is totally saying 'Bitch, please' with his eyes. XD 

[DVDluvr123]

Why doesn't Spock breed with the blond chick?

[xxYaminoHikarixx]

@DVDluvr123 'Cause he doesn't like the blonde chick?

[DVDluvr123]

@xxYaminoHikarixx Your answer is not logical. As far as sex is concerned, you have to get it wherever you can or you might not get it at all.

[acerb45666555]

I'm shocked! Spock is acting like a..a..a human!! hopefully he recovered!

[Spectreman]

Spock has the UUUUURRRRRGGGGGE!

[nelotizapu]

"How do Vulcan's choose their mates? Haven't you wondered?" I like how Spock assumes Jim's been wondering about that... HMM.

[ledsalt]

Spock is hot when he's horny :B

[LalalalalaLauren75]

it's okay Kirk, Spock is just PMSing.

[impeacheuan3122]

"It has to do with biology..."

"What?"

"Biology."

"What kind of biology?"

"Vulcan...biology."

"The--biology--of--Vulcans?"

I love you, Kirk. And Spock. "The birds and the bees are not Vulcans, Captain."

BEST. LINE. EVER.

And how the hell does he leap from BIOLOGY to REPRODUCTION? Dude, I think of dissecting frogs.

Anyway...I love Spock. Poor guy though...

[jarvisel]

Birds don't get horny and try to kill you with a pool toy.

[xXBrokenUchihaXx]

Like I've said before, the introduction to pon farr spawned SO many Kirk/Spock fan fictions. More were probably made than before, now what pon farr became a plot device.

[ieatorbs]

The ship hall ways look alot like my old apartment buildings. Ha! Nice carpeting. Ships should never have carpeting.

[msinvincible2000]

but you aren't a fish Mr Spock

that was hilarious!

[gloriette89]

poor spock, he was very embarassed

[ThreeWishesTooMany]

And Spock has a knife behind his back... what are you planning to do with that, I dareask?

[IdiosyncraticCat]

He says "take a wife" as though its a signing of his own death warrent.

[xxibitsuxx]

This probably has darkest soundtrack ever associated with the topic, ever. Hahaha XD

[MadCapAithne]

I feel it, man. I'm a 20 year old virgin and i do not wear my emotions like a badge of honor...except when...eh hem.

[09bclark2]

SnapeSoul I totally agree. Whenever me and my friends watch this episode we try to figure out how you go from biology to reproduction. Yes only Kirk could make that leap. And most Kirk/Spock is funny except I watched a really messed up one last night. STAR TREK IS THE BEST!

[whistlestopX]

I love how, throughout Spock's explanation, Kirk looks like he wants to say, "So...you're bitching like a girl with the worst case of PMS in history because...you're HORNY?"

[HApophis]

spock is very easily persuaded

Kirk: tell me what's wrong

Spock: no

Kirk: come on......i'm your friend.

Spock: no

Kirk: I'll keep it a secret!

Spock: okay. it's ...

[Zorsha]

Take a wife...or die! lol! Spock rules!

[BloodBrotherUSMC]

Never get in the way of a horny Vulcan.

[aidanbard]

hah, they say women pms

[dreamcatchr2006]

T'Pring can go hang. I wanna help Spock through Pon Farr. Rawr! *evil grin*

And yeah... Hot as Nimoy is in this ep, I do wanna see Quinto's Spock in Pon Farr. Maybe the next movie? Hmmm...

[sondano]

@dreamcatchr2006 Quinto wants to beat the crap out of everyone by default so what would be the point of getting him into Pon Farr? I mean he made live long and prosper sound fuck you he is a nutjob

[krystalb2000]

5:45 "The birds and the bees are NOT Vulcans, captain." LOL

Poor Christine... I always used to think her and Spock would've been cute together. Maybe I'm just a little too sympathetic to her plight. ;-) I'll admit though, I've completely been won over by the new movie's Spock/Uhura pairing; something I never would have considered even a year ago. Now I'm borderline obsessed.

Quinto on Pon Farr, orlandobabe? Oh, yes please!

[MrFitzwiliamDarcy]

Only Kirk's mind can jump from "biology" to "reproduction".

LOL SnapeSoul, that was the exactly what I thought when I watched this scene for the first time ^0^

[ILoveMrSpock]

Nurse Chapel is so clingy! spock is a Vulcan and he doesnt like her! she doesnt leave him alone!

[orlandobabe]

Spock in pon farr is interesting now I wanna see Zachary Quinto's Spock on Pon Farr.

[BendyCowgirl]

'you're not a fish Mr Spock' lol

he can pon farr me anytime

[blkchk]

Spock in Pon Farr is a really sexy Spock.

[ILoveMrSpock]

oh yeah, its so hot! lol

[guinivereXbloodgood]

Spock anytime is sexy period.

[ArtCloseVampire]

3:58 makes Spock look just a *teeny* bit like a pedo, lol.

Nah, I love Spock in all his confusion and logic.

I love the conflict and determination apparent in Nimoy's portrait of Spock's mind.

Quinto adds a merciless, distant quality I always imagined Spock would posses without subtle understanding that comes with understanding.

If that makes any sense.

I LOVE SPOCKNESS!!!

SPOCKNESS IS HOTNESS!!!

[snowwolf28]

This has always bothered me...Can anyone tell what Spock is holding from 2:00 to 3:55? He holds it up at 3:53 or so...It looks to me like a knife.

[blkchk]

Nothing. He is holding his hand up to look at it because it is shaking (evidence of his lack of control).

[blkchk]

I take that answer back. It looks like a small knife. You can see it when he hold up his hand and you'll see the outline of it.

[ILoveMrSpock]

he is holding some kind of pen, when he is sitting in his room and kirk comes in right before he explains pon far he trys to grab the pen off the writing pad thing and kirk grabs his hand. but its not a knife.

[Takeila2003]

At 6:30 Jim looks depressed talking about Spock choosing his mate.

[frederickbabyyeah]

HOw viliont is vulcan sex :D??? im slightly aroused. WOHOO SPOCK BREEDING TIME.

[Knerdzilla]

:52 Kirk: "...did you just give me lip?" xD His face is priceless.

[hourglassthethird]

teehee.

thats all I have to say

[SprGrlRVG]

The dramatic music is my favorite part.

[trzecipromien]

Mine as well!

[chron5007]

From now on I will call sex... AMOK TIME!

[agentadvocate]

LMAO. Me too, my friend. Me too.

[Kawaiibat]

How did Kirk go from 'biology' to 'reproduction'?

[GalacticConflict]

Indeed!

[GalacticConflict]

Indeed!

[woahzombies]

he must go spread spock seed...

[murasakimariposa27]

"you mean... the biology of vulcans?"

Lmao.

I love star trek! i'm such a nerd.

[miadry25]

I'll serve you Mr. Spock. I love you.

[maroonkobrakai]

" you never give up hoping, do you?" ... meanie xD

[kunle78]

GOD, i love Star Trek

[slendersail]

He's PMSing....

[mouzeron]

hahaha Kirk and Spok havin the good old sex talk XD

god that was awkward XD

[xxEliLuvsxx]

...uncomfortable...

[HydraxSly202]

How did Kirk jump from biology to reproduction? Lol! I would have been like, "Umm... okay? What about biology? What does this have to do with..." O.o (Look I would give Spok)

[KittichanU2]

there's only one answer: he's a man. XD

[woahzombies]

lol and now i'm imagining one of your eyes actually looking larger than the other.

[DrZaius75]

Does he not realize that "proudly logical" is a contradiction?

[binkle1]

What an oxymoron, you moron! HA! (Spock, not you) I can't stop laffing watching this episode, but we STILL worship this show, don't we, kiddies?;)

[dingpong2000]

it isnt..logical does not mean without emotion.

[arwenae]

Why can't I get star trek vids online in the uk? Why?

[neil73]

Why doesnt he just have a wank if he's frustrated?lol!

[binkle1]

Now you've ruined the mood for us original Trekkies! ;) Us ... OLD. midto .... LATE 50s Trekkies.

[SammySteele]

A "release" would not curb a Vulcan's short temper. I should know, I took Vulcan biology.

[LexiT9551]

Wait, were you the one who tried to volunteer when the teacher asked for a visual demonstration on Vulcan intercourse?

I mean, that teacher was pretty hot though. ;D

[Soullinkia]

When they had that conversation i nearly fell out of my chair laughing, everybody looked at me like i was completely insane:)

[LoyalPadme]

1:26...That made me jump! I wasn't expecting it, lol. Poor Spock!

[GalacticChicken]

omfg If I were a ST writer the end would totally go like this:

Spock: "Take a wife... or die"

Kirk: *steps dramatically close, like he so did* "Well maybe you won't have to go to Vulcan. Maybe... there's someone closer. Someone on this ship."

Spock: *looks up*

Kirk: "Someone in this very room"

Obviously, I'm not a writer!!! XD But ahh, would it be pretty :) Hunky-hot Kirk and nerdy-hot Spock. Awsum! :D

[AnonYmous17]

x3!!!! *fangirl squeee*

[woahzombies]

hahaha that's so awesome galacticchicken. thank you for that.

[Elendira]

That made me very happy. xD

[doveswife]

Jeez, thanks a lot, as if I don't have enough on my mind, now I have to figure out WHICH Kirk/Spock couple I want to see get married. Regardless, it'll make for some tasty dreams!

[pdl1944]

Poor Christine. I always had the greatest sympathy for her!

[JennistarJS]

"What kind of biology?"

"Vulcan biology."

"You mean...the biology of Vulcans?"

Um. Duh? :D

[mummra4ever]

Kirk isn't being dumb he's just saying that as his way of saying how spock is more human than he'll admit as kirk always does with spock.

[sdsdsd1222]

lol Kirk likes to point out the obvious sometimes.:D

[geraldnapper]

@JennistarJS LOL i know whatt you mean rofl

[iluvanimorphs]

:D t'pring is so hot but even as a kid she looks like such a bitch... lol never noticed that before.

[paralian]

what kind of biology.

Vulcan biology.

[paralian]

Well, in grade 12 biology we did learn about the reproductive system.

So my mind also jumps to reproduction, or i quote "applied math is physics, applied physics is chemistry, applied chemistry is biology, applied biology is fun"

[Alarda85]

Alas.... If it's so very embrassing... What else could it be about biology? :D

And imagine how bad this must be vor him. Strugelling to control his emotions as it is.... It's especially hard on him,given his history.

That he doesconfide in Kirk in the end, is a sighn of how much he trusts him...

And I think hes propably afraid of the things to come. Understandible, is it not?

[bcbdrums]

not a slash fan, but i love the first snetence of your vid description. i've always found that odd.... XDDDDDD

[gamgee87]

@bcbdrums I'm with you--not a slasher, but that line is really weird... (also, Kirk's totally awkward face makes it very funny)

[CaptainTulip]

First thought: Interesting how many emotions Spock displays throughout this episode. Embarrassment, shame, disgust - strange that such a "vulcan" ritual would bring out all the "human" aspects of his personality.

Second thought: HAHA SPOCK GOIN' GET HIM SOME.

[BlackHeartedPoet]

yeah its ponfar. lol. you know, the once-every-seven-years uncontrollable vulcan urges. lol. this is like my favourite star trek episode... ever. lol. i love spock

[kendrawhisp]

"you never give up hoping do you?" LOL cheeky bastard!

[jrbatfan]

It's just the way Spock says it that makes you draw the conclusion. That's my favorite conversation in Star Trek! lol You've got to hand it to Roddenberry and co. for taking a taboo subject and making such a great episode about it.

[drwierd]

OH SHIT SPOCK'S GETTIN" LAID!!!

[darkangel160]

Captain Kirk probably left so quickly to have a HUGE laughing fit. That's what I did.

[AidenMcKay]

I hate the lame sixties background music. It totally takes away fromt he scenes.

[kendrawhisp]

totally agree

[dragoon003]

Very interesting.

[likeliquidfire]

Naaa not only Kirk's mind, I thing at lest must students would do the same connection, I know I would.

[TLakht]

Me too. But then I have an extremely dirty mind.