Crazy Screwed Up Lady

[Approx9Koalas]

So, Justin Beiber posts some shit on youtube, international super star, this guy, Legendary Material, and well, i never heard of him until I heard gay pirates on Triple J hottest 100.

[EducatorHQ]

where's the million views? =O oh yeh, justin beiber... >=|

[johnnyboy732]

"Liked" it for awkward potential sex offender towards the end

[Uncharted2]

Am I the only one who thinks the Crazy Screwed Up Lady is gorgeous? :P

[syntheticredhead]

wow that girl is beautifully imperfect. i love it :)

[rs9785]

Love that chorus

[Uncharted2]

Ed Sheeran? Pfft, this guy kicks arse. An he isnt a sellout.

[JesseRBakerMusic]

This is my favourite at the moment out of cosmo's songs!!!

[xxDrama4Lifexx]

So original, Cosmo you are amazingly talented. I Am buying all the songs I possibly can as soon as I get paid.

P.S. marry me



[mesrrrrgh]

every song you make is pure genius!!

[Uncharted2]

EPIC

[hurricanecurls]

The chair collapsing at the end never gets boring!

[MATRIX0MAN007]

this is my favorite one

[Maximannay]

I don't get what this song means ! Could someone please explain ?

[Pilaf1984]

@Maximannay I think it's about a crazy, screwed up lady, who apparently finds Captain Paul Watson from Sea Shepherd in a chair, and he informs her she's going to be alright.

[specialpatrolgroup92]

@Pilaf1984 there is no way that wasn't the exact premise of this video XD

[1577lisa]

gay pirates part2????? :D



[BoredAtHome44]

Can someone please explain to me what this song is about?

[raffkillian78]

@BoredAtHome44 self-destructive tendencies?

[lovablerocker]

@BoredAtHome44 I suppose a self-counsious, self-distructive state of mind. As she passes others she feels they stop and star at her, due to her own insacurities, but they never say a word about it. It's an illogicale way of thinking, but most girls have done it at some point, and it hurts emotionaly of course. So this "crazy" lady eventually does catch the eye of a more-experianced other, and it's possible that they help her get her self confidence back up. I dunno.

[BloudyMarry]

The end gives me shivers. Freaking God, I wonder why you aren't a superstar already. Your stuff are amazing. The songs/lyrics and the movies. Such ignored talent, such a shame..

[4evaBestBuds1]

@BloudyMarry

he is a superstar, i have all his albums

[evavikmarsta]

crazy screwed up lady gaga XD

[Mackerz1995]

OMG every song you make is soooooo catchy now im gunna get put into you tube jail for rape on the replay button AGAIN! -__-

[Ingamells17]

cosmo must be the only music I don't illegally download.

[ksilversona9]

@Ingamells17 Why is that??

[middleirv1724]

@Ingamells17 i call bulls**t. you totally illegally downloaded this right after this post

[Ingamells17]

@middleirv1724 Call bullshit all you want, I went to school with the lad, the least I could do is support him!

[IvyPianoMan]

Josh Wilkinson at 0:40 =D

[TLK500]

Sucks I can't find lyrics to this awesome song anywhere :(

[garlic242000]

@TLK500 If you buy the album, it has all of the lyrics..

[TLK500]

@garlic242000 Nah,I can just listen to this song until I got the lyrics in my head :)

[shredtheibanez]

You have one amazing talent! love it!

Cosmo 'Genius' Jarvis!

[RichRobinson]

Can anyone tell me the location/name of this place? Looks like a great place to record!

[MissQuattrone]

CAN'T. STOP. PRESSING. REPLAY. BUTTON. HELP ME!

[ElozzKnifefork]

The Crazy Screwed Up Lady is pretty.

[thisistides97]

this song is in essence, outstanding

[haribolover8]

sorry, but i think moses peter should have been the old man in the chair.

[BazzartOfOUT]

Pure genius, creativity at its greatest. You ROCK Cosmo!!:-)

[HyperactiveSloth]

Just beautiful, both song and film

Love the wild piano over the end chorus

[DiraReal]

I download one of your song from Itunes. I pay, and often I go to bitTorrent! I love your music! Keep rockin! :D 

[BonjourLorna]

So much love for your music Cosmo!

[MrVans1323]

This is good music,

[xLuahxBx]

cosmo you are the best thing ever, i can happily say i am obssessed with your music!

[xMikanNamix]

Omg.

So glad I found you randomly the other day. I love the music. xx

[kittycatattacksu]

Cosmo, this song is my life story. I love you.

[TokwaTofu]

i dont get the video. if the old man is God, and God and Cosmo is sitting in the same chair then Cosmo is God? :)))

[toykitten69]

This video has taught me that apparently God is Ernest Hemingway.

[apolloandhyacinth]

I love the mythology referance. The lyrics were absoltuley fantastic and the story was fascinating. Plus it was really catchy. Well done!

[123MANLOVE456]

josh wilkinson at 0.40

[AnoukvdS]

Why did this song make me cry?

[nncylvzy]

i think your gonna be ok u crazy screwed up lady.

love.

[CandyFlosshair]

where do you get your inspiration/s from? .. your AMAZING! <3

[elmoelmslie2]

only goes out on Tuesdays, what a creepy song

[ReyRichy]

i hate the way this song ends.... i wish there was more

[HolliaBerria]

Super catchy song...I like it...NICE!

[Joaodiogocarvalho]

Great show in Paredes de Coura Portugal..

Loved it man..

[significantjoe]

Some of the camara work is excessively shaky-- not to effect but almost accidentally. The cuts are well timed. The location and makeup is superb. The actors work well. The storyline doesn't make much sense but I dig it.

Love the music.

[garlic242000]

So Cosmo...did you play all the instruments on this one? Write the song, produce it and make the video yourself?

[nncylvzy]

@garlic242000 why the tone of scepticism?

[garlic242000]

@nncylvzy You couldn't have read that more wrongly. Cosmo's one of my most favourite people in the world!

[mezekela]

i love this song. you better sing it at ivylive this year <3

[TheYearofTheBeast1]

this is awesomeeee :)

ahh i love itt xxxx

[luiste3]

love this one! saw you live on hurricane festival, didn't know you before but really liked the show. impressed of the self-made music videos. go on like that!

[TheMJ2K9]

I love ur music ur

[ghettobitchbaby]

omg!! i love you cosmo..... ur hot and brilliant artists! awesome guys. xx

[XxTOxiCHeAtsxX]

@ghettobitchbaby its just one guy :S

[7694jack]

@XxTOxiCHeAtsxX cosmo is the lead singer but he has a backing band. I presume she means the band as a whole.

[XxTOxiCHeAtsxX]

@7694jack yh but he said he plays all the instruments

[JoeyyzK]

@7694jack he has a band for stage presence that's it..

[Camoool]

@JoeyyzK He is just like Lemon Demon.

[JoeyyzK]

@Camoool I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Camoool]

@JoeyyzK Lemon Demon is also just one guy who also has a live band.

[JoeyyzK]

@Camoool Cheers for that information.

[ghettobitchbaby]

i love this cosmo jarvis! im actually obsessed.... ur brilliant! plymouth lads as well :P! iv fell in love wif ya songs! you guys r awssome. x x x

[mrbabeycakes]

I am in love with this song, new favorite

[luke55x]

Man you got it...like yoour stuff :)

And Im really looking forward to see u live on the Hurricane Festival :D

[DHSpolo]

can you please make your album available in the us? I tried buying it today but couldnt...

[nathanwalkersludge59]

Awsome gets played every day in our house hold :)

[DarqueHalo1]

Wow, love it :) <3

[TotallyLee]

awesome!

Just been out and bought the album!

[Bunnykiller1]

excellent now when is the new album due out :P

[Fiizz006]

Beautiful. You never fail to tug at the old heart strings Cosmo.

[yahoojon1]

absolutely amazing you never fail to satisfy me keep up the awesome work . . . all the best in the future.

[Sporkah]

Absolutely brilliant, just downloaded it from iTunes. :D

[baaahamala]

This is AMAZING.

[tiggyforever]

i love this, its so catchy and the video is really sad but beautiful, i saw you open for Panic At The Disco a few years ago at the Astoria and i remember how brilliant your set was!

[Camoool]

@tiggyforever Two bands (Cosmo is a person not a band, whatever) I love. You are so lucky!

[MusicianPooper]

Re-upload?

[CosmoJarvis]

yeah, the last one has a wrongly spelt credit.

from Cosmo

[Fl3Aowns]

@CosmoJarvis

I really, really like ya music, but.. wtf why is your album just available at the UK store?!

I wanna buy it, but i cant.. :(

[PlMPTASTlC]

@Fl3Aowns same here! there's sum complicated work around by changing your computer's location but since i'm technologically RETARDED i can't do it!

[Courage69able]

@CosmoJarvis L

[TizzyLocomotion]

@CosmoJarvis Spelled* :P

[pigpie1992]

@TizzyLocomotion i think you'll find he spelt it correctly the UK spells it spelt while USA spells it spelled.

[brinemobee]

@CosmoJarvis Mate Cosmo this song is so siick

[shepjw11]

@CosmoJarvis hey could you send me lyrics of the song if u have em?