It's not that Eddie Murphy doesn't want to do standup again, it's that he can't. He used all his stand-up material in two standup films. Everything possible, so he can't really do any more new material.
@BoredOfFakeTalents 1. richard pryor. 2. redd foxx. 3.eddie murphy. 4. dave chapelle. 5. chris rock. 6. bill cosby 7. kevin hart. 8. aries spears. 9. eddie griffin. 10. katt williams. yeah i put katt williams last cuz everyone before him on this list is waaaay funnier then him its a fact. if you hate it so much then suck a fat dick. im not sayin he isnt funny cuz he is funny as hell . but recognize everyone before him are fucking OG's of comedy.
@BoredOfFakeTalents that includes cedric the entertainer and steve harvey and bernie mac and will smith (back in the fresh prince of bel air days). and DL hughley and all the wayans brothers... WHAT?!?!?!?!!?
black comedians #1 richard pryor #2 eddie murphy #3 Martin Lawrence #4 chris rock #5 dave chappelle #6 jamie foxx #7 chris tucker #8 bernie mac #9 steve harvey #10 paul mooney
"tell bill to suck MY dick!" "hey bill, richard pryor said suck HIS dick!" hahaha! First time i heard that i laughed so hard that i farted, and it hurt!
@centipedeBJ I think you can put Dave Chappelle at number two. He has really perfected the art of his standup to the point where he is not even worried about creating punchlines
@JohnMacFarTV Why is anybody tehre except Eddie murphy? I mean george carlin has some funny jokes, but he's a bit of a one trick pony, definitely not so talented:P Now dough stanhope!!111
i love it when black comics "DO" white guy impersonations, but of course Eddie is the King at it ;)
This guy is a truly inspirational comic who can break down racial barriers by making us laugh at ourselves. we're all the same and comedy has no prejudices.
Dont you hate it when you flush the toilet and you done all the shitting your gonna do for the day and then a chunk comes back up. what does it want!?
@654magicman; as Bernard Manning said in his farewell video "we comedians tell jokes for the audience to enjoy, and a joke should never be taken seriously"
My Top 5 All Time including Sixth Man and Honorable Mention
1. Reed Foxx
2. Richard Pryor
3. Eddie Murphy
4. Martin Lawrence
5. Paul Mooney
Sixth Man: Dave Chappelle
Honorable Mention: Chris Rock, Bernie Mac, Katt Williams, Bill Cosby, Aries Spears, Damon Wayans, Keenan Ivory Wayans, etc
TheHereticAssassin 1 week ago
Best Bill Cosby impression
dangmama820 1 week ago
Ah Eddie Murphy, so funny so funny
meggoldnight 2 weeks ago
It's not that Eddie Murphy doesn't want to do standup again, it's that he can't. He used all his stand-up material in two standup films. Everything possible, so he can't really do any more new material.
SkorpiusShow 2 weeks ago
1:00 I DID A JOKE ABOUT HOMOSEXUALS A COUPLE YEARS AGO AND FAGGOTS WERE MAD. LMFAO
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What about Louis CK?
ThaShitHammer 4 weeks ago
wrong dave chappelle is better is funnier then katt williams
pakiTurkProductions 1 month ago 15
you dont get this on tv anymore,you get stupid movies
android5351 1 month ago
Richard Pryor
Eddie Murphy
Kevin Hart
Katt Williams
Dave Chapelle
Jeff Dunham
WILL SMITH!!!
wristslitter229 1 month ago
I HATE when by butt cheeks clench up and break the shit in half! Most annoying thing ever.
kugashira101 1 month ago
"EDDIE MURPHY? FUCK YOU"
juustohoyla 2 months ago
HEY darkenss, I'm rick james bitch?
bigusdickus74 2 months ago
1. Bill Cosby
2. Eddie Murphy
3. Bernie Mac
4. Martin Lawrence
5. Jim Carrey
demetriusj54 2 months ago
Martin Lawrence?
bulky79 2 months ago
6 faggots from San were watching this
m4kaveli4eva 2 months ago
@m4kaveli4eva fuck you asshole.
GAYPRIDE1985 2 months ago
god ! this is hilarious xDDD tourist reaction killed it if i see eddie ill do same joke..you got to love eddie :D
caremell 2 months ago
great vids man thnx for uploading
whichnameiscool 2 months ago
soo funny
ap3doggy 2 months ago
1. Dave Chappelle!!!
KINGSTONUSB2 2 months ago
1.Richard Pryor
2.Eddie Murphy
3.Chris Rock
4.Dave Chappelle
5.Patrice O'neal (watch his special, its fucking hilarious)
YaminSchachter 3 months ago
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
dward2502009 3 months ago
1. Richard Pyror
2. Bernie Mac
3. Eddie Murphy
4. Martin Lawrence
5. Dave Chappelle
laronmcclellan 3 months ago
Mitch Hedberg
x1te 3 months ago
1. Richard Pryor
2. Eddie Murphy
3. Chris Rock
4. Dave Chappelle
5. Jamie Foxx
BeatFRK 3 months ago
how come no one named Red Fox??
ilolallday247 3 months ago
Paul Mooney
teesharenee 3 months ago
#1 is Richard Pryor everyone knows that..
#2 and 3 its debatable, its between Dave Chapelle and Eddie Murphy
I know Pryor liked both and he even said he passed down the torch to Chappelle.
The rest dont matter :)
gunit331 3 months ago
This ranking stuff is dumb, but everyone is forgetting Bill Cosby
juffan 3 months ago
@juffan Fuck bill cosby
TheJayhawk20 3 months ago 2
every single one of you forgetting arnez j
TaylorPride93 3 months ago
1. Richard Pryor
2. Eddie Murphy
3. Bernie Mac
4. Chris Rock
5. Wanda Sykes
BitterSweetTeeVee 3 months ago
6.Eddie Griffin
7.Kevin Hart
8.Katt Williams
9.DeRay Davis
10.Aries Spear
Gizelle101Graceful 3 months ago
1.Richard Pryor
2.Eddie Murphy
3.Martin Lawrence
4.Bernie Mac
5.Michael Coyer
Gizelle101Graceful 3 months ago
Innus?
imXaXteapot2112 4 months ago
1.) Richard Pryor
2.) Kevin Hart
3.) Eddie Murphy
4.) Earthquake
5.) Arie Spears
mrsrondo15 4 months ago
6:46 ahaha
ChecKxThExKickS 4 months ago
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ChecKxThExKickS 4 months ago
1. Richard Pryor
2.Eddie Murphy
3. Kevin Hart
4.Katt Williams
5. Dave Chappelle
BreBillZ 4 months ago
1# Katt Williams
2# Eddie Murphy
3# Richard Pryor
TiborCsuprik 4 months ago
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#1 Richard Pryor
#2. George Carlin
#3.Eddie Murphy
#4. Ricky Gervais
bogdanbO 4 months ago
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Black Comedians
#1 Richard Pryor
#2 Eddie Murphy
#3 Kevin Hart
#4 Dave Chappelle
#5 Chris Rock
#6. Katt Williams
bgnxtdr 4 months ago
9:35 made me pee my pants
ixixnickixix 4 months ago
1. Richard Pryor
2. Eddie Murphy
3. George Carlin
4. Katt Williams
5. Dave Chappelle
BoredOfFakeTalents 4 months ago 35
@BoredOfFakeTalents katt williams and dave chappelle over louie ck and chris rock?
jorrillabear 4 months ago
@BoredOfFakeTalents chris rock is definitely 2nd
WildBear6969 3 months ago
@BoredOfFakeTalents dude after George Carlin is robin Williams then rowan Atkinson a.k.a mr. bean
dragonslayer69ish 3 months ago
ghostmcgee 1 month ago
@BoredOfFakeTalents that includes cedric the entertainer and steve harvey and bernie mac and will smith (back in the fresh prince of bel air days). and DL hughley and all the wayans brothers... WHAT?!?!?!?!!?
ghostmcgee 1 month ago
@BoredOfFakeTalents Dane cook? Show some love.
wdfawdvAdv 1 month ago
@BoredOfFakeTalents you forgot chris rock :)
TheGi101 1 month ago
@BoredOfFakeTalents Where is Steve Harvey?
RandomGuythe1st 1 month ago
@BoredOfFakeTalents
1. George Carlin
2. Ricard Pryor
3. Bill Hicks
4. Eddie Murphy
5-100,000,000. Then anyone else because it really doesnt matter
salvi1979 1 month ago
@BoredOfFakeTalents dont forget about Earthquake and Aries Spears
brshern 4 weeks ago
@BoredOfFakeTalents where is jim carrey man, c'mon lets go hahahaha
coolcatpat100 3 weeks ago
@BoredOfFakeTalents no Red Foxx or Bernie Mac
fiasco2006 1 week ago
@BoredOfFakeTalents 1. Bill Hicks 2. Richard Pryor 3/4/5 Dave Chapelle/Eddie Murphy/George Carlin
JAZZiKiNZ 1 week ago
1.Richard Pryor
2.George Carlin
3.Eddie Murphy
4.Chris Rock
5.Bill Cosby
6.Dave Chappelle
Threejumps 1 week ago
bes impression he has ever done. that bill cosby was EXACT!
Mexiblack21 4 months ago
this was on film 4 yesterday
Sparker619 4 months ago
His Bill Cosby is frighteningly accurate
FamousMovieScenes09 4 months ago
what does that chunk want?????
mourajini 5 months ago
#4 katt williams
triforce1121 5 months ago
That was the most accurate description of taking shits I've heard so far.
TheJazzyBReal 5 months ago
wow, this was really funny
Obamaphiliac 5 months ago
Well her brother Sketched wrote it so yeah its Kim Wayans, and Robert Townsend directed it, there all good friends
84Ronnell 5 months ago
eddie was bi and thats a fact
nauris706 5 months ago
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eddie muurphyyyy -fuck you (y) lmaooo
TheKarnagekid 5 months ago
eeie muurphyyyy -fuck you (y) maooo
TheKarnagekid 5 months ago
@TheKarnagekid GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER
TLJAWSIMIB 2 weeks ago
He got the Richard Pryor impression nailed.....except for Richard's laugh.
3912James 5 months ago
8:12 he sounds kinda like meatwad right here
StrongArmyLove1496 5 months ago
chris rock is fucking shit, but Richard Pryor now he is fucking brilliant.
fuckitallization 5 months ago
I'm not too anal about this stuff, pardon the pun, but this has some pretty terrible gay stuff. Pretty damn inappropriate.
kilgoretrout321 5 months ago
Eddie's impression of Bill Cosby is spot on
rickyshwarz 5 months ago
mrman3810 5 months ago
@mrman3810 Paul Mooney belonges next to Pryor, he wrote half his shit... read Mooney's book...
bambino492 3 months ago
Eddie has a cute ass!!!!
lizzyBcoo 5 months ago
Best Comedians of all time.
1. George Carlin
2. Richard Pryor
3. Eddie Murphy
92796Apollo 5 months ago
@92796Apollo what happen to Martin Lawrence
mrman3810 5 months ago
@mrman3810 No. No. No.
92796Apollo 5 months ago
@92796Apollo dude george carlin is not funnier than richard dude lol
mrman3810 5 months ago
@mrman3810 I don't think so. Pryor was just raw as fuck. Carlin was intelligent as hell and hilarious. I think Carlin wins.
92796Apollo 5 months ago
PULL OVA PULL OVA!!!!!!! LMAO HE SO SILLY
DANCEABILITY251 5 months ago
his richard pryor impression is shit hawt :0!
mat1873 6 months ago
"what does that chunk want"? WTF.....
nORTHcACKALACKgurl 6 months ago
"tell bill to suck MY dick!" "hey bill, richard pryor said suck HIS dick!" hahaha! First time i heard that i laughed so hard that i farted, and it hurt!
TKB574 6 months ago
Tatyana Ali
RkoUchiha 6 months ago
This is it, best for me, Eddie Murphy, Fuck you :)
MrAbdulBow 6 months ago
Shit, he's using the "f" word. lol
Nardril 6 months ago
that micheal is a special kinda guy xD
his white voce is freakin funny
fokamafoka 6 months ago 2
Black Comedians
#1 Richard Pryor
#2 Eddie Murphy
#3 Dave Chappelle
#4 Chris Rock
centipedeBJ 6 months ago 63
@centipedeBJ
dude dont forget kat wiiliam's lol
dirtyds2240 6 months ago
@centipedeBJ eddie griffin also!!!
p213516 5 months ago
@centipedeBJ I think you can put Dave Chappelle at number two. He has really perfected the art of his standup to the point where he is not even worried about creating punchlines
rickyshwarz 5 months ago 2
@centipedeBJ more like #453 Dave Chappelle
kouleifoe 5 months ago in playlist NOW
@centipedeBJ What about Eddie Griffin? D.L Hughley? Kevin Hart? Katt Williams? Martin Lawrence? Dude come one now
HillToTheMan68 5 months ago
@centipedeBJ where is Kevin Hart
batista35500 5 months ago 18
@batista35500 @BoredOfFakeTalents and why is katt williams there?
JohnMacFarTV 2 months ago
@JohnMacFarTV Why is anybody tehre except Eddie murphy? I mean george carlin has some funny jokes, but he's a bit of a one trick pony, definitely not so talented:P Now dough stanhope!!111
goodflo911 1 month ago
@batista35500 Where is Eddie Griffin
Amenakhte 1 month ago
@weyda You forget Chris Rock on this list
bigweyda 1 month ago
@centipedeBJ what a LOVELY list!
Conspiracyknowledge 5 months ago
@centipedeBJ i think eddie griffin is #3 and kevin hart is #4
loppboy405 5 months ago
@centipedeBJ #5 Kevin Hart
freshprince95100 5 months ago
@centipedeBJ chris rock shouldn't even be on that list....
DAV1EBOYEE510 4 months ago
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@centipedeBJ chris rock shouldn't even be on that list....
DAV1EBOYEE510 4 months ago
@centipedeBJ HOW ABOUT SINBAD!!! PROBABLY THE BEST
dazebhen1 4 months ago
@centipedeBJ how dare you not include george carlin
pd07048patrick 4 months ago
@centipedeBJ chris rock is definitely 2nd
WildBear6969 3 months ago
@centipedeBJ no, comedians in general
#1 Richard Pryor
#2 Eddie Murphy
#3Dave Chappelle
#4 Chris Rock
kru1552 3 months ago
WTF is wrong with eddy today?
jaapaap5 6 months ago
the 3 ppl that disliked this need to have a coke nd a smile nd SHUT THE FUCK UP
yungblaze24 6 months ago
Yoouuuuuuuuuuuuu can not say FUCK
fabsluvs25 6 months ago
9:45 Epic Trollface
ProfessorChaykin 7 months ago
extra funny
jsteed0 7 months ago
YOOOUUUUUU CANNOT SAY.......... FUCK!!
dezl09 7 months ago
9:46 LMMFAOO
kelitaa1 7 months ago
Best impression of Bill Cosby!!
BronxBoomer1976 7 months ago
Great Quality
trueloyality 7 months ago
forget about dave chappelle.. eddie murphy has the best "white guy" voice
MrBlahblah9 7 months ago
eddie got older and he started doing these gay ass PG movies like daddy day care.....i hate it when people change :(
unoriginality1 7 months ago 2
His facial expressions are priceless
MrJo1414 7 months ago 2
Micheals taste weren't in women!
crypter27 7 months ago
@crypter27 you really dont know what your talking about
balotelli456 7 months ago
"NOW!!!!" lmao
wwfattituderules1 7 months ago
i say CHILD!!!!!! lol
boogieman1307 7 months ago
What happened to the Eddie Murphy in the 80's
the 90's messed him up
MovieBrainac 7 months ago
...'the ends are meeting like a motherfucker!'
jujulemon1 7 months ago
He is so great at impresions
10011246 7 months ago 3
Ticket
dannymackin16 7 months ago
what does that chunk want?!
shady8d 7 months ago 2
HAHHAH THE FOREGINER PART!!! hahahaahahhah perfect!!!!
telltalemse 8 months ago
the begining is the best part
Alister843 8 months ago
1:12 to 1:22 LOLZZZ
PlayBoichannel 8 months ago
muthafucka is his favourite word! xD
MrSentor123 9 months ago 4
lmaoooooooo
Yemoko 9 months ago
I'm gonna read him his rights!
You have the riiiiiight.... To remain silennnnt....
LorraineALD 9 months ago
the son eddie was talking about is DEAD kmt i aint laughing at that if hes dead
its wrong
babeeshopiez123 9 months ago
@babeeshopiez123 Its not like he said something bad about his son. He just used him in his joke.
JaymanDaKing 9 months ago
@babeeshopiez123 WOW Cosby's kid died in 1997. This video was made in 1987. Eventually everyone that he talks about will die genius!!!!
cadillacjoechavez 9 months ago
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@cadillacjoechavez Eventually EVERYONE dies.
SeekingOutTomorrow 7 months ago
SpareRibzz, thanks for uploading this. this is my favorite standup from Eddie Murphy. Off the chain...lmao!!!
pimps1986 9 months ago
i want the old eddie T_T
boyvip9844 9 months ago
@imev6lli yes its they gay capital of the world.
TheTanaereva 9 months ago
i love it when black comics "DO" white guy impersonations, but of course Eddie is the King at it ;)
This guy is a truly inspirational comic who can break down racial barriers by making us laugh at ourselves. we're all the same and comedy has no prejudices.
BboyFiZiX 9 months ago
"Cause you all know Brook will get fuc.ked that night."
tomersde 9 months ago
his bill impression is fucking priceless
mardale216 9 months ago
sucks he couldn't swear much during Raw I was looking forward to him saying "motherfucker"
dogish905 9 months ago 3
@dogish905
dude in this video he said motherfucker more than 10 times O_O
supermanfan2008 9 months ago
lol he sound juz like richard!!! omfg lolz
mrseximix 9 months ago
Dont you hate it when you flush the toilet and you done all the shitting your gonna do for the day and then a chunk comes back up. what does it want!?
AppleSaysNo 9 months ago
Pull over! PULL OVER!!! What is this, what is this?!?!
trademango 10 months ago 14
is san fransisco gay capital of america
i mean alot of comedians who do stand ups mention gays and san fransisco
imev6lli 10 months ago
@imev6lli Washington DC is pretty gay too, but not as open as SanFran.
TheDyingPain 10 months ago
"Eddie Murphy.......FUCK YOU! Fuuuuck you Eddie."
imXaXteapot2112 10 months ago 2
@imXaXteapot2112 lol daz so fukn funny!
mrseximix 9 months ago
real comedy
rarehunter18 10 months ago
"I'm offended that you called Fuck you" and "Have a coke and a smile"Awesome!
Shanta9999 10 months ago
cant wait for beverly hills cop 4!!
andrewVeto 10 months ago
And one chunk come back. hahahaha 9:09
guitarmaster509 10 months ago
90
gaticaricaa 10 months ago
i like his shirt super Fresh
bawblikesbawby 11 months ago
24 hour fag watch! LMAO!
gradedaxe 11 months ago
his cosby impression is right on!!!!
LadyScorpio39 11 months ago
the 1 dislike came from a fag
billc756 11 months ago 4
omg he sounds jus like richard pryor!!!!!!!!!!
4thaMaCSnd0nS 11 months ago
From 6:38 to the end of this segment is cool
RCBIFE 11 months ago
fuck the 1 guy who disliked this
MrHudson101 1 year ago 2
@MrHudson101 Someone did. guess how.
billc756 11 months ago
And I Got Mad Lol I die laughing when he says that
princeofcharm23 1 year ago
PULL OVA, PULL OVA!!
HazerWITHTHElazeR 1 year ago 6
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Legen... wait for it... DARY!!!
TheMaxstpau 1 year ago
Legen wait for it DARY!
TheMaxstpau 1 year ago
@654magicman; as Bernard Manning said in his farewell video "we comedians tell jokes for the audience to enjoy, and a joke should never be taken seriously"
DraxKroener 1 year ago