Yeah, and so does brother Micah! He's hilarious! I'm a committed pastafarian, and I always go out and stand next to these guys to spread his noodlyness's holy word. RAMEN!
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Haha I don't thinkl that it is ok to be gay either. The Bible does tell us that being homosexual is immoral. However, this guy turns away everybody, and his song sounds pretty, dare I say?... Gay.
yeah theyve actually proven that the brains of homosexuals are different than those of heterosexuals and that if one twin is gay, its very likely that the other one is, too. so about it not being in your DNA, nice try micah. science suggests otherwise......
uh i really don't care what your views are so stop... I do not call you out so stop calling me out. If you dont like it I don't care use to but you broke my give a fuck and they don't make parts for it anymore okay.......
lol, you'd think that if he wanted to convince people that it's not okay to be gay, he would at least make the song clever or catchy or have some, i dunno, music or something. lol.
I know homosexual Christians who don't have "homo sex" since they believe it would intervene with God.
It definitely is not a choice. Why would somebody choose a sexual preference that would make them a misfit in society? If anybody believes people choose to be gay, they need to be less ignorant.
I clicked on this video thinking it said his "gay son". There would be nothing I would love more than if he (or anyone from Westboro Baptist) ended up having gay children. That would make me laugh.
Hey Micah, sing the Blubber Song -- the one about how it's wrong to be a glutton and how it's a sin to defile the body (the temple of the lord). Look after the mess in your own back yard before going around declaring that everybody else is going to hell. Or, sing the one called, "I Love to be a Hypocrite".
Oh, so true, LS57! As the Chinese say, "Sweep your own floor, and not your neighbour's". Meaning, shut the fuck up about others' misdeeds, and take a good look at yourself!Brother Micah is probably a pervert who molests rodents in his spare time.
I hear this guy is actually like a Psychology professor doing some sort of experiment or something. I hope that's the case. If this guy is serious then it's just sad
Hey, I'm doing a documentary on these guys. And, in my research, I've heard similar theories. I'd really appreciate it if you could let me know specifically, where did you hear that he's a psychology prof? Are you a student at UF?
I'm not sure who I heard it from, but I think it was some UCF students. I'm not a student at UF, but this guy has been to a lot of Florida universities, and I think others elsewhere, too.
this guys at my college right now. he's an extreme hypocrite bigot. He uses the bible as a shield for the way he lives his backwards and bigotted life.
this man must not realize how he isnt turning oeople to Christ but away from him. In the Bible it does say it isnt right to be gay, but I havent a problem with people who chose that lifestyle. and I dont think you are supposed to drink Holy water... that was definately unholy wiskey...
If you were gay...that'd be okay, and still I'd say, I like you anyway, because you see, if it were me, I would feel free to say that I was gay! (yes I quoted Avenue Q, I'm probably going to hell for liking that show)
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It's ok to be a lesbian and it's not ok to be gay. Of course no one was born a homo. If you think ppl are born gay, you're a fucking faggot by default. Yeah, Science proves that a person choses to be gay in later life (like when the dude is 21). And to become gay, you have to be a major failure in your life (Such as getting beat by your moma repeatedly)
Haha, he was at my campus yesterday. There were these two guys heckling him. One went behind him while he was preaching and started waving his arms like that one Hindu god. Even the shyest of students heckle him all the time. It's so hilarious!
this guy is nuts. but i must agree it is not okay to be gay. and it's certainly not genetic. no one is born gay. you choose to be gay whether is subconsciously or not its a choice
hdbiz: you should really get out and talk to gay people, you'd probably change your mind. Granted not every gay person has no choice in the matter, but the majority of my gay friends tell me they tried to not be gay and it felt very unnatural to them. So, before making assertions like: "its a choice" [sic] please get out and educate yourself.
Actually, there are scientific studies now that suggest otherwise. Gay people respond on a purely physical level to phermones of the same sex the same way heterosexuals respond to phermones of the opposite sex.
It's actually not proven that homosexuality is genetic. I refer you to the works of Judith Butler and Michel Foucault. It's called compulsory heterosexuality, heteronormativity, gender performativity, fluid sexuality, et cetera. Having said that, that guy's a crazy flipcase and I'd LOVE for him to come to my college in Massachusetts!! We will scare him out of his mind with our dykeyness.
Really...good job contradicting 'evolveordissolve' with his studies. Studies have of course, shown both ways, depending on the political views of the group and the funding.
Wow. I know there aren't really that many people that suffer from the physical condition known as tone-deafness....but this guy could be the poster boy for its foundation or something.
Brother jed is much better.
Ettoredipugnar 3 weeks ago
This gave me alot to think about...
gauldgalliersuk 9 months ago
Actually, this man looks like he probably is gay.
Someday, the lightbulb may blink on.
And when that day arrives, perhaps he'll leave the rest of the world in peace and go about his business.
bapyou 11 months ago
Micah didn't write this song. Robert Breaud did, here is the original by Robert: 630aARQQuwg
pilgrim4truth 1 year ago
I REALLY want to get my gay best friend to bang his boyfriend in front of him while I dance around them shaking maraccas. BOO YA!
DynamicScherzo 1 year ago
@DynamicScherzo yes.
katie10597 1 year ago
i convert you micah from an flash-idiot into an wmv-password-safed idiot
so i can do whatever i want and modify that data
god speed you
brother gay no micus or ah ok shit on him
MisterDeluxeMix 1 year ago
This song is gay. lol
METRICKss 1 year ago 2
You're obviously too good for us humans, Brother Micah. Go live on Mars. There aren't any sinners there. You'd fit right in!
otter4x4 1 year ago
Yeah, and so does brother Micah! He's hilarious! I'm a committed pastafarian, and I always go out and stand next to these guys to spread his noodlyness's holy word. RAMEN!
BenB213 2 years ago
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Haha I don't thinkl that it is ok to be gay either. The Bible does tell us that being homosexual is immoral. However, this guy turns away everybody, and his song sounds pretty, dare I say?... Gay.
ButterMilk25 2 years ago
I was told this guy comes to my campus every year. I'm a freshman and I can't wait!
BenB213 2 years ago
this wasnt written by him, it was written by robert braude, haha its hilarious
HOOCH690 2 years ago
"you werent born that way anymore!"
MelissaMarsx 2 years ago
in the bible my name is micah and ur mostly girls names are micah fag
cooldude9595 2 years ago
Lol wtf who drinks holy water???? Seriously i don't think that you are supposed to drink holy water.
"Wet my whistle"
mew6112 2 years ago 2
I <3 you brother Micah
dylanstafne 2 years ago
the fuckwit!!
mark1974uk 2 years ago 3
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
that's fuckin hilarious.
this man could suck my unwashed cock anyday.
BlackImperium 2 years ago 2
yeah theyve actually proven that the brains of homosexuals are different than those of heterosexuals and that if one twin is gay, its very likely that the other one is, too. so about it not being in your DNA, nice try micah. science suggests otherwise......
LMA629 2 years ago
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THIS MAN IS RIGHT!!!!!
amac641 2 years ago
uh i really don't care what your views are so stop... I do not call you out so stop calling me out. If you dont like it I don't care use to but you broke my give a fuck and they don't make parts for it anymore okay.......
explorer20032004 3 years ago
Wow, you have to actually take a step back from how annoying this guy is and realize, "My God... he's completely tone-deaf!"
Whitelock84 3 years ago 4
At least Micah doesn't go to the extremes that Fred Phelps and his insane congregation goes to. Picketing funerals and stuff...
screech519 3 years ago
This is a pretty pathetic way to reach the unconverted. Way to go, Micah.
cdfincham 3 years ago 6
have you heard his smoking song lol watch my vid to hear it
sikdnb 3 years ago
at first i was like...
ò.é
then i lol'd.
boarwood 3 years ago
this song fucking offends me.
yet it's somehow hilarious.
i've never been so offended/amused....
oOoxPenelopexoOo 3 years ago 2
lol, you'd think that if he wanted to convince people that it's not okay to be gay, he would at least make the song clever or catchy or have some, i dunno, music or something. lol.
ffliz217 3 years ago
this sucks
bradkt30165 3 years ago
Terrible.
I know homosexual Christians who don't have "homo sex" since they believe it would intervene with God.
It definitely is not a choice. Why would somebody choose a sexual preference that would make them a misfit in society? If anybody believes people choose to be gay, they need to be less ignorant.
SexyAltrox 3 years ago
somebody needs to tell him that being a giant fucktard is not ok either
Oliphantes 3 years ago
I clicked on this video thinking it said his "gay son". There would be nothing I would love more than if he (or anyone from Westboro Baptist) ended up having gay children. That would make me laugh.
HowBoutUhpssh 3 years ago
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YES! AMEN ! YAH bless you, preacher !
We don't expect much out of ungodly people !
"Dead people" do dead things.
They can laugh but they can't love !
Cry aloud,spare not: REALIZE,REPENT,RECEIVE !
Warnings MUST sound serious !
Their choice: HIS LOVE or unquenchable fire!
AREUBORNAGAIN 3 years ago
If you want to see some funny stuff involving "Brother" Micah. Go onto GodNonBeleivers Channel.
It has like half a dozen videos involving the ramblings of this man.
MasterPsychoLover 3 years ago
Maybe one day he'll wake up and realise that he's the real "sinner". Promoting hatrid is evil.
intentionalsound 3 years ago
Wow. This guy needs wake up call. It's people like this that continue isn the sad tradition of defaming Christianity.
romuluscrohns 3 years ago
lol im wiccan i dont belive in christ so fuck you bitch!!!!
unit01evangelion 3 years ago 3
hahahahahahhahah this is fucking hilarious
fogdog60 3 years ago
Has he released an album?
Sometimes he seems like a joke.
Morikumo 3 years ago 2
Is it just me or does he look like Gary Busey??
Oh, and if he doesn't believe in evolution (er EVILution) why is he singing about DNA? haha
PvtTootsie 4 years ago 5
Hey Micah, sing the Blubber Song -- the one about how it's wrong to be a glutton and how it's a sin to defile the body (the temple of the lord). Look after the mess in your own back yard before going around declaring that everybody else is going to hell. Or, sing the one called, "I Love to be a Hypocrite".
LS57 4 years ago 5
Oh, so true, LS57! As the Chinese say, "Sweep your own floor, and not your neighbour's". Meaning, shut the fuck up about others' misdeeds, and take a good look at yourself!Brother Micah is probably a pervert who molests rodents in his spare time.
coralarch 4 years ago 5
I'm a girl.
Sometimes I think of how happy I would be kissing my friend. She's really pretty.
But... I guess if God wants me to be unhappy I'll suffer.
Woozleee 4 years ago 9
It's ok as long as you aren't fat.
h0dg3s 4 years ago 4
I'm so glad that I'm not fat!
Woozleee 3 years ago
WTF is that supposed to mean u fucking homo
haj890 2 years ago
Unbelievable.
oddxxxobsessions 4 years ago 3
he looks like hell boy...
eliden 4 years ago 2
omfg he does favor Ron Pearlman!
BroadwayBoy2007 4 years ago
I hear this guy is actually like a Psychology professor doing some sort of experiment or something. I hope that's the case. If this guy is serious then it's just sad
jerr0328 4 years ago
Hey, I'm doing a documentary on these guys. And, in my research, I've heard similar theories. I'd really appreciate it if you could let me know specifically, where did you hear that he's a psychology prof? Are you a student at UF?
AmericanCyrano 4 years ago
I'm not sure who I heard it from, but I think it was some UCF students. I'm not a student at UF, but this guy has been to a lot of Florida universities, and I think others elsewhere, too.
jerr0328 4 years ago
It's not okay to be Micah...
yakovgolyadkin 4 years ago 5
LOL! What a pathetic man.
LittleAnoki 4 years ago 3
He doesn't believe in evolution, but he believes in DNA.... yes, cite science out of convenience instead of citing it in an uniform fashion.
deviantfaction1000 4 years ago
I bet he knows all the secrect bathroom stall signals down at the local airport!
simontam777 4 years ago 3
xD
lmao!
ShatteredScarlet 4 years ago
I hope and I pray for him everyday. I pray and pray that he finds Jesus.
missfclef 4 years ago
Jesus found him already, he shook his hand and promised him extra cash if he *didn't* show up at church. ;)
kurt84fstom2 4 years ago
Hahaha.
missfclef 4 years ago
this guys at my college right now. he's an extreme hypocrite bigot. He uses the bible as a shield for the way he lives his backwards and bigotted life.
benthorman 4 years ago
this man must not realize how he isnt turning oeople to Christ but away from him. In the Bible it does say it isnt right to be gay, but I havent a problem with people who chose that lifestyle. and I dont think you are supposed to drink Holy water... that was definately unholy wiskey...
loverly180 4 years ago
If you were gay...that'd be okay, and still I'd say, I like you anyway, because you see, if it were me, I would feel free to say that I was gay! (yes I quoted Avenue Q, I'm probably going to hell for liking that show)
musicalsarah99 4 years ago
hahaha he's so amazing. he came to USC today and i sat outside for two and a half hours listening to his ranting. it was awesome.
mentalmasochist 4 years ago
he should be on american idol =P
xMajinx 4 years ago
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It's ok to be a lesbian and it's not ok to be gay. Of course no one was born a homo. If you think ppl are born gay, you're a fucking faggot by default. Yeah, Science proves that a person choses to be gay in later life (like when the dude is 21). And to become gay, you have to be a major failure in your life (Such as getting beat by your moma repeatedly)
SabertoothTiger1989 4 years ago
Are you serious?
DracoTheVampyre 4 years ago
fuck you damn homophobic asshole. gays are cool
EXEFiresoul 4 years ago 3
@SabertoothTiger1989 Shut the fuck up.
extacyhacker 1 year ago
@SabertoothTiger1989 Troll be trollin
Xubus 1 year ago
@SabertoothTiger1989, in the years since you left such a jaw-droppingly stupid comment, I hope you availed yourself of extensive psychiatrist help.
GodCreatesGays2 11 months ago
He's one of the reasons why I don't believe in God.
girlhitsbus 4 years ago 3
Haha, he was at my campus yesterday. There were these two guys heckling him. One went behind him while he was preaching and started waving his arms like that one Hindu god. Even the shyest of students heckle him all the time. It's so hilarious!
spidermonkeyh2l 4 years ago
God hates Micah Armstrong.
lokken85 4 years ago 2
Lol, god hates Micah Armstrong. So true.
SelfishTango 4 years ago
That guy should really shut the fuck up.
ictsmoke 4 years ago
this guy is nuts. but i must agree it is not okay to be gay. and it's certainly not genetic. no one is born gay. you choose to be gay whether is subconsciously or not its a choice
hdbiz 5 years ago
hdbiz: you should really get out and talk to gay people, you'd probably change your mind. Granted not every gay person has no choice in the matter, but the majority of my gay friends tell me they tried to not be gay and it felt very unnatural to them. So, before making assertions like: "its a choice" [sic] please get out and educate yourself.
mykothopea 5 years ago 2
Actually, there are scientific studies now that suggest otherwise. Gay people respond on a purely physical level to phermones of the same sex the same way heterosexuals respond to phermones of the opposite sex.
kagato23 4 years ago
im just wondering, if it is genetic, how can it be passed down? just a question, cuz, well you get the idea.
twinmacs 5 years ago
hahahaha...oh, Brother Micah, he amuses me. He's got it all so terribly wrong it's funny.
LLPeepz13 5 years ago
What an idiot with a terrible voice!
cleanyouroom 5 years ago
I'd turn gay for him ;)
randomguy06 5 years ago
It's actually not proven that homosexuality is genetic. I refer you to the works of Judith Butler and Michel Foucault. It's called compulsory heterosexuality, heteronormativity, gender performativity, fluid sexuality, et cetera. Having said that, that guy's a crazy flipcase and I'd LOVE for him to come to my college in Massachusetts!! We will scare him out of his mind with our dykeyness.
evolveordissolve 5 years ago
I swear I remember dropping 10 cents in this bum's tin can.
TH3DARKMARKET 5 years ago
So... people who are gay are more pervy than people with scatological fetishes?
That don't make no sense.
Tomoko4004 5 years ago
O_o oh my god. I need to kill myself.
DURR ITS CALLED BIOLOGICAL MAKEUP DUURRRRRRR
Its actually proven that homosexuality is genetic <3
DemonicAnthony 5 years ago
There was a study done that found gay men, lesbian women, and straight women use the same method of navigation (landmark strategy).
Tomoko4004 5 years ago
Really...good job contradicting 'evolveordissolve' with his studies. Studies have of course, shown both ways, depending on the political views of the group and the funding.
mcswrks 5 years ago
It's not ok to be tone-deaf.
RollzRoyce199 5 years ago
wow. comparing gays to murderers. that's nice.
cjcjcjcjcjcjcjcjcjb 5 years ago
Wow. I know there aren't really that many people that suffer from the physical condition known as tone-deafness....but this guy could be the poster boy for its foundation or something.
The4thSoprano 5 years ago
not only is he messed up in the head. he has absolutely no singing ability. and i agree with J3DIM4ST3R. he is a plonker. b/c that is a fun insult.
dramasings 5 years ago
what a fucking loser
lanna21 5 years ago
what an ass.
LisaRose80120 5 years ago
He was actually a professor at the University of Miami...but was then fired for throwing a desk in class.
KaosFaction 5 years ago
Do people enjoy being so uneducated?
Ah, right. Ignorance is bliss...
afkun 5 years ago
I don't know, but brother Micah is retarded.
hyaluronic 5 years ago
Plonker
J3DIM4ST3R 5 years ago
What does plonker mean?
DracoTheVampyre 5 years ago
Idiot, moron, dipstick... Plonker
J3DIM4ST3R 5 years ago
@DracoTheVampyre It's British slang for 'idiot'.
ChibiPandaa 1 year ago