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  •  Brother jed is much better.

  • This gave me alot to think about...

  • Actually, this man looks like he probably is gay.

    Someday, the lightbulb may blink on.

    And when that day arrives, perhaps he'll leave the rest of the world in peace and go about his business.

  • Micah didn't write this song. Robert Breaud did, here is the original by Robert: 630aARQQuwg

  • I REALLY want to get my gay best friend to bang his boyfriend in front of him while I dance around them shaking maraccas. BOO YA!

  • @DynamicScherzo yes.

  • i convert you micah from an flash-idiot into an wmv-password-safed idiot

    so i can do whatever i want and modify that data

    god speed you

    brother gay no micus or ah ok shit on him

  • This song is gay. lol

  • You're obviously too good for us humans, Brother Micah. Go live on Mars. There aren't any sinners there. You'd fit right in!

  • Yeah, and so does brother Micah! He's hilarious! I'm a committed pastafarian, and I always go out and stand next to these guys to spread his noodlyness's holy word. RAMEN!

  • I was told this guy comes to my campus every year. I'm a freshman and I can't wait!

  • this wasnt written by him, it was written by robert braude, haha its hilarious

  • "you werent born that way anymore!"

  • in the bible my name is micah and ur mostly girls names are micah fag

  • Lol wtf who drinks holy water???? Seriously i don't think that you are supposed to drink holy water.

    "Wet my whistle"

  • I <3 you brother Micah

  • the fuckwit!!

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha!!!

    that's fuckin hilarious.

    this man could suck my unwashed cock anyday.

  • yeah theyve actually proven that the brains of homosexuals are different than those of heterosexuals and that if one twin is gay, its very likely that the other one is, too. so about it not being in your DNA, nice try micah. science suggests otherwise......

  • uh i really don't care what your views are so stop... I do not call you out so stop calling me out. If you dont like it I don't care use to but you broke my give a fuck and they don't make parts for it anymore okay.......

  • Wow, you have to actually take a step back from how annoying this guy is and realize, "My God... he's completely tone-deaf!"

  • At least Micah doesn't go to the extremes that Fred Phelps and his insane congregation goes to. Picketing funerals and stuff...

  • This is a pretty pathetic way to reach the unconverted. Way to go, Micah.

  • have you heard his smoking song lol watch my vid to hear it

  • at first i was like...

    ò.é

    then i lol'd.

  • this song fucking offends me.

    yet it's somehow hilarious.

    i've never been so offended/amused....

  • lol, you'd think that if he wanted to convince people that it's not okay to be gay, he would at least make the song clever or catchy or have some, i dunno, music or something. lol.

  • this sucks

  • Terrible.

    I know homosexual Christians who don't have "homo sex" since they believe it would intervene with God.

    It definitely is not a choice. Why would somebody choose a sexual preference that would make them a misfit in society? If anybody believes people choose to be gay, they need to be less ignorant.

  • somebody needs to tell him that being a giant fucktard is not ok either

  • I clicked on this video thinking it said his "gay son". There would be nothing I would love more than if he (or anyone from Westboro Baptist) ended up having gay children. That would make me laugh.

  • If you want to see some funny stuff involving "Brother" Micah. Go onto GodNonBeleivers Channel.

    It has like half a dozen videos involving the ramblings of this man.

  • Maybe one day he'll wake up and realise that he's the real "sinner". Promoting hatrid is evil.

  • Wow. This guy needs wake up call. It's people like this that continue isn the sad tradition of defaming Christianity.

  • lol im wiccan i dont belive in christ so fuck you bitch!!!!

  • hahahahahahhahah this is fucking hilarious

  • Has he released an album?

    Sometimes he seems like a joke.

  • Is it just me or does he look like Gary Busey??

    Oh, and if he doesn't believe in evolution (er EVILution) why is he singing about DNA? haha

  • Hey Micah, sing the Blubber Song -- the one about how it's wrong to be a glutton and how it's a sin to defile the body (the temple of the lord). Look after the mess in your own back yard before going around declaring that everybody else is going to hell. Or, sing the one called, "I Love to be a Hypocrite".

  • Oh, so true, LS57! As the Chinese say, "Sweep your own floor, and not your neighbour's". Meaning, shut the fuck up about others' misdeeds, and take a good look at yourself!Brother Micah is probably a pervert who molests rodents in his spare time.

  • I'm a girl.

    Sometimes I think of how happy I would be kissing my friend. She's really pretty.

    But... I guess if God wants me to be unhappy I'll suffer.

  • It's ok as long as you aren't fat.

  • I'm so glad that I'm not fat!

  • WTF is that supposed to mean u fucking homo

  • Unbelievable.

  • he looks like hell boy...

  • omfg he does favor Ron Pearlman!

  • I hear this guy is actually like a Psychology professor doing some sort of experiment or something. I hope that's the case. If this guy is serious then it's just sad

  • Hey, I'm doing a documentary on these guys. And, in my research, I've heard similar theories. I'd really appreciate it if you could let me know specifically, where did you hear that he's a psychology prof? Are you a student at UF?

  • I'm not sure who I heard it from, but I think it was some UCF students. I'm not a student at UF, but this guy has been to a lot of Florida universities, and I think others elsewhere, too.

  • It's not okay to be Micah...

  • LOL! What a pathetic man.

  • He doesn't believe in evolution, but he believes in DNA....  yes, cite science out of convenience instead of citing it in an uniform fashion.

  • I bet he knows all the secrect bathroom stall signals down at the local airport!

  • xD

    lmao!

  • I hope and I pray for him everyday. I pray and pray that he finds Jesus.

  • Jesus found him already, he shook his hand and promised him extra cash if he *didn't* show up at church. ;)

  • Hahaha.

  • this guys at my college right now. he's an extreme hypocrite bigot. He uses the bible as a shield for the way he lives his backwards and bigotted life.

  • this man must not realize how he isnt turning oeople to Christ but away from him. In the Bible it does say it isnt right to be gay, but I havent a problem with people who chose that lifestyle. and I dont think you are supposed to drink Holy water... that was definately unholy wiskey...

  • If you were gay...that'd be okay, and still I'd say, I like you anyway, because you see, if it were me, I would feel free to say that I was gay! (yes I quoted Avenue Q, I'm probably going to hell for liking that show)

  • hahaha he's so amazing. he came to USC today and i sat outside for two and a half hours listening to his ranting. it was awesome.

  • he should be on american idol =P

  • Are you serious?

  • fuck you damn homophobic asshole. gays are cool

  • @SabertoothTiger1989 Shut the fuck up.

  • @SabertoothTiger1989 Troll be trollin

  • @SabertoothTiger1989, in the years since you left such a jaw-droppingly stupid comment, I hope you availed yourself of extensive psychiatrist help.

  • He's one of the reasons why I don't believe in God.

  • Haha, he was at my campus yesterday. There were these two guys heckling him. One went behind him while he was preaching and started waving his arms like that one Hindu god. Even the shyest of students heckle him all the time. It's so hilarious!

  • God hates Micah Armstrong.

  • Lol, god hates Micah Armstrong. So true.

  • That guy should really shut the fuck up.

  • this guy is nuts. but i must agree it is not okay to be gay. and it's certainly not genetic. no one is born gay. you choose to be gay whether is subconsciously or not its a choice

  • hdbiz: you should really get out and talk to gay people, you'd probably change your mind. Granted not every gay person has no choice in the matter, but the majority of my gay friends tell me they tried to not be gay and it felt very unnatural to them. So, before making assertions like: "its a choice" [sic] please get out and educate yourself.

  • Actually, there are scientific studies now that suggest otherwise. Gay people respond on a purely physical level to phermones of the same sex the same way heterosexuals respond to phermones of the opposite sex.

  • im just wondering, if it is genetic, how can it be passed down? just a question, cuz, well you get the idea.

  • hahahaha...oh, Brother Micah, he amuses me. He's got it all so terribly wrong it's funny.

  • What an idiot with a terrible voice!

  • I'd turn gay for him ;)

  • It's actually not proven that homosexuality is genetic. I refer you to the works of Judith Butler and Michel Foucault. It's called compulsory heterosexuality, heteronormativity, gender performativity, fluid sexuality, et cetera. Having said that, that guy's a crazy flipcase and I'd LOVE for him to come to my college in Massachusetts!! We will scare him out of his mind with our dykeyness.

  • I swear I remember dropping 10 cents in this bum's tin can.

  • So... people who are gay are more pervy than people with scatological fetishes?

    That don't make no sense.

  • O_o oh my god. I need to kill myself.

    DURR ITS CALLED BIOLOGICAL MAKEUP DUURRRRRRR

    Its actually proven that homosexuality is genetic <3

  • There was a study done that found gay men, lesbian women, and straight women use the same method of navigation (landmark strategy).

  • Really...good job contradicting 'evolveordissolve' with his studies. Studies have of course, shown both ways, depending on the political views of the group and the funding.

  • It's not ok to be tone-deaf.

  • wow. comparing gays to murderers. that's nice.

  • Wow. I know there aren't really that many people that suffer from the physical condition known as tone-deafness....but this guy could be the poster boy for its foundation or something.

  • not only is he messed up in the head. he has absolutely no singing ability. and i agree with J3DIM4ST3R. he is a plonker. b/c that is a fun insult.

  • what a fucking loser

  • what an ass.

  • He was actually a professor at the University of Miami...but was then fired for throwing a desk in class.

  • Do people enjoy being so uneducated?

    Ah, right. Ignorance is bliss...

  • I don't know, but brother Micah is retarded.

  • Plonker

  • What does plonker mean?

  • Idiot, moron, dipstick... Plonker

  • @DracoTheVampyre It's British slang for 'idiot'.

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