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  • eat his grandmas asscheeks

  • i would hypnotise my stepdad

    him + gun to head= happiness for me

  • steal fpsrussias golden ak

  • fuck yea

  • Make a hot celeb suck a cops d*ck in public and then go crazy and yell: " YOU RAPIST!" :)

  • Add BINLADENS-AK47 on ps3

  • i just sent u a friend invite on xbox

  • i would have sex with all the people that are hot and kill the people i hate.

    P.S. dont worry i wont touch amanda

  • Have some girl pay me to give me dome while driving her Lamborghini

  • eat just one lays potato chip caus u know you cant

  • make Megan fox or some other really hot chick um well I think u know what I mean

  • i jumped off mount everest and landed in your mom

  • PSN still isn't up. Xbox FTW

  • Me and Justin bieber in a boxin match

    Add me when psn is bak on ma names Tededb12

  • Me Megan Fox and those short shorts from transformers 2 find an equation

  • Hummmmm at this current moment id hypnotice this fine ass girl at my skoo to break up wit her boyfriend and get with mehhhhhh!!!!!!! ADD me when psn is back on D: .....xBaNgxBigBadMike

  • MAKE THEM

    GET PSN ONLINE!

  • You jynxd ps3 you Monster!!!!

  • @MrKoala234 i thought the same thing

  • I'd hypnotize my coworkers into believing I'm actually at work...

  • i would like a big TV with replay of JB getting shooted in CSI and i asked if there is a ps3 or Xbox 360 and Black ops and don't forget to put that on Friday becouse after friday comes saturday and after saturday somes sunday so we are getting down on fried egg

  • command a squireel army to carry me up mt everest

  • it freightens me many people want to see pedophilia occur between two ugly looking people. god get hotter ones lol

  • QOTD: Make Helen Keller speak english lol : D

  • make justin biever sound like a fifth grade girl... oh, never mind too late

  • must see my friend did a legit game!!!!

    114-13 it will realy help if you just look at it and give a like

    cod black ops nuketowe

    youtube.com/user/GalGaltZz

  • tell bill gates to gimme all his money :D

  • to make justin bieber shag rebecca black

  • At 3:00 that Dual Mag Einfeld reloaded like you spanked it lmao...

  • 1:13 thought that ketchup bottle was a motion sensor (and i also thought you had hacker)

  • eat chichen nugget sandwich and drink battery acid

  • have sex with me

  • make justin bieber believe hes a hot horny girl

  • 1 girl gamer in last stand and 15 guy gamers standing around teabag and switching wepons if u get what i mean/////

  • @zyclonex2 the saddest thing ever, right?

  • dude, u r me...

    commando supressor

    python acog

    semtex

    stun grenade

    claymore

    hardline

    sleight of hand pro

    hacker

    ME!!

  • Add me when PSN is back on Paint_559 ^.^

  • i would hypnotize osama bin.....oh wait he's dead

  • @collie967 why do u hate on him huh?are you 100% percent sure that he was a terrorist and not someone who's defending his country??why don't you have any consideration of we Muslims feelings?

  • f u justin bieber, dont ask why i wrote that i just feld like it

    by the way never use the scorpion in kowloon

  • @xfldiazx im gona do that right now and figure out why

  • f u justin bieber, dont ask why i wrote that i just feld like it

  • 4:22 "you could name someone you'd like to do like my mum" Lolz answer your own question xD.

  • i would told chuck norris to kill Treyarch workes who made BO so bad

  • I would hypnotize Megan Fox and make her give me a 40 min blowjob.

  • I wud make Kitana from MK suck me up all day den i wud tity fuck the shit out of ur tig ol bitties

  • I would make my GF want anal sX

  • i have the same thing i dont like blops anymore but with other people i have fun on the game QOTD: make them all subscribe to pwnstar :D

  • I would hypnotize cartman and bring that fat twinkie lover into the Real world! (If u like this comment I could think bout bringing kenny 2)

  • This question of the day is sooo not stolen from RWJ *sarcasm*

  • i would cut the arms off the hackers. after this they can hack anymore xd

  • i would hypnotize machinima directors and tell them to make me their boss

  • I would make Sarah Palin read Of Mice and Men.

  • sucks ass that its still not up. hopefully soon though.

  • Do a barrel roll.

  • Make the person belly dance in a hot dog outfit

  • i would hypnotise justin bieber and get him to use a hedgehog as a butt plug

  • I would hypnotized Steve Harvey and ill tell him to smack himself for shaving his head bald!

  • no its not back up

  • My mom + checkbook = yay

  • I WOULD MAKE MY BRO SHIT HIMSELF ON COMMAND JUST WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND ID MAKE HIM SHIT HIS PANTS IMAGINE IT XD

  • make republicans and democrats agree and get shit done

  • i would make every1 give me money then i could buy machinima :D

  • u said no racism thats kind of hard when rebbeca blackand justin bieber r there own race because they r definitley not part of any race i know

  • I would hypnotize everybody at work so they would believe I had been there everyday

  • I would Hypnotise EVERYONE in the world apart from my girlfriends and make them just sit there doing nothing, then me and her could do anything and do anywhere we wanted ! & and i could steal like anything ;)

  • Haha i love how he's so chill about his 64-3 game and I jizzed when I got a 50-4 game.

  • Make all da hotest girls in muh school to have anal and oral sex wi me at one time

  • make megan fox take her clothes off. nah, I'd get justin beiber to sing the worst song in the world and make fun of people, make people unlike him

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  • i would make my friend play mortal kombat........oh yeah did i metion he sucks so much balls!!

  • I would make someone give rebecca black a record deal!! O wait

  • I'd hypnotize my dad to get me another year of live.

  • Is the person under hypnosis rebecca black? Because you wouldn't wanna know what I would make her do *cough*justin bieber*cough*

  • anal

    

  • hyponotize justin bebier and make tell every chick he is gay

  • /watch?v=0KSJs5doqqA

    good montage

  • Hyponotize charlie sheen and make him slam some sence into himself

  • Meagan Fox and I promise no racism would be involved in the activities that would take place.

  • milk and sperm shouldnt be lumpy =0

  • psn came back up for some areas of the us yesterday. hopefully the wave will reach canada by tomorrow :)

  • @ThePureUsername SOURCE Plz?? where in the US?????????

  • @UAP776 my source is a best friend that is visiting his relatives in the eastern states. not sure which one, im canadian, either dallas or misouri, one of those, i know they arent too near each other, but i wasnt listening when he left :)

  • @ThePureUsername fingers cross for later on today hopefully!!

  • I would make Lebron James give me his entire fortune and make it impossible for him to win a nba championship.

  • Always amazing pwnstar

  • and i would also marry kim kardashian and sew her family for all their money and make justin beaver rape a ton of girls with a pen get him sued and hated the i will missle launch poor russion cities

  • i'd hypnotize some strippers and make them give me all the money the make so i can shelter them and make a buisness out of it and make a porn vid and then by commando snakes with scorpion venom

  • Id make chuck norris swim on land......wait what he can already do that? SHIT!!!!!!

  • Regarding the question with making someone do something under hypnosis, and when you said dungeon, dragons was the last thing I thought about.

  • I'd hypnotize one of my palls and make him drive with his car in the police office after which he should say: "What kind of a drive trhu is this?? ...Protect and serve..ye right... I've been waiting in front of the window for hours"

  • this is easy put all the girls that reject me in a Japanese sex dungeon and let the perverseness and payback begin mmmmmmmmmmmm

  • Ipwnstarforhire, rebecca black, Justin beiber, orgy under the full moon.

  • i would make you shove a sharpie up your dick hole and slit your ball sack wit paper till u shit blood out your bright red ass hole

  • I'd make you feel good.

  • Id put mario lopez under Hypnosis and make his introductions on ABDC actually funny

  • UNSPEAKALBE THINGS

  • qotd-i would hypnotize obama to release the osama pics

  • I would put your wife under hipnosis and who knows what I would do with her

  • QOTD: I would hypnotize someone into thinking every time they walk ten steps in any direction. They would think they walked into a pole (even if there is no pole there)

  • i would make chuck norris kick that dude in the psn commercials

  • Hupontize Steve Job and make everything purchasable.

  • I would make one of my brothers drink blood

  • MAKE THEM SUCK A FART OUT OF A COWS @SS!!!

  • hypontize some dude with a sick skid/drift car. get his car then go hook some O'S FOR THE HOES. haha

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  • things i would make someone do under hypnosis... hm.. well, besides for the obvious, id make kevin butler fight chuck norris. Oh, yeah..

  • make obama perform the chicken dance

  • Id make them go to sony offices and pee on everyone...mmm.

  • let my gf fuck me

  • QOTD: have a three some with Pwnstar and amanda. with Pwn on top!!!

  • make that G.O.O.D legal so i can get my cake on eri singul dai

  • Id teel Jessica Alba to Blow me :) you know what that leads too :D

  • Angelina Jolie.....Hummer..... Gotta luv those DSL's!

    

  • i would tell rebecca black to suck me up then go kill justin bieber then her self then i would go smash selena gomez;[)

  • i would make a girl suck my cock and give me 1 million dollars

  • Kill Osama my self so the country has proof!

  • I would tell Rebecca Black to go to the projects and sing her shitty ass song and then pull out a lawn chair and popcorn and wait and see what they would do to her.

  • Thumbs up if you're leaning on your left elbow.

  • @harkriz415 that's freaky! how'd you know?

  • @harkriz415 that was spooky......

  • things that shouldnt be lumpy: big booty

  • have angie verona pleasure me!!!

  • htc thunderbolt vs. iphone 4, plzzzzz reply because i nned to know

  • i would make POKE-lame non-existant

  • I would make pwnstarforhire look like a man not like a little kid

  • QOTD: Make my neighbor throw himself under the lawnmower he's running at 9:18 PM

  • @ScopeNo are you trying to sleep at 9?

  • @tjv323 haha no its just right outside my window, its really loud and Im trying to watch Pwn. Argg

  • Make them put condoms on there head then blow..... Or pantie hoes....

  • I would make POKEMON REAL!

  • I would make the psn hacker go and have whatever way with Justin beiber (aka homosexual faggot ass mother fucker)

  • I would make them hypnotize the hypnotizer.

  • Capture a flag for once in your life.... fuck sake!

  • I would make the PSN hackers get sodomized with a chainsaw.

  • your mom!

  • QOTD: everything

  • i would make the hacker of PSN suck Justin Beiber's penis then let him get but raped by Rebecca Black hahaha

  • CAN ANYONE MAKE my clan a youtube picture thats like 3dish? please for free ours is crappy and we are tring to grow strong!!!

  • Name Obama O'theworld'bama

  • i'd have have justin bieber go and take down a whole terrorist base so i could atleast have some respect for him

  • i would make them go to the justin beiber concert

  • i hope the psn gets up tonight, or later tomorrow

  • fix psn before i go crazy

  • What? No racism?! Fuck that..Stupid honky. :D

  • make a guy go Rambo with dual-wielded sniper rifles and a jetpack doing 360 no scopes in the middle of Manhattan while singing "F**K YOU" by Cee Lo Green. then afterwards, I'd make him buy me some sammies (AKA sandwiches), an album of Boys to Men, and traffic girls into my home and have him guard the front of my house so the US army doesn't try to kill me since I'm Asian (they may mistake me for a NK), all while I'm receiving a pleasure soo intense as I'm wrapped around in female body parts. LOL

  • Get Justin Beiber To Get in a Orange telatubby costume with a Banana UP HIS BUT HOLE with a brown and green streak mark and act retarded for a day and take a semi

    and put rebecca black in a yellow one the a red streak mark on da front of her jumpsuit and goto a promnight on Friday while carrying a baby oooooo

  • i would make kim kardashian ride my you know what

  • Your ps3 broke?!? Holy crap, what did you do to it?

  • have steve jobs to make a game system, that totally kills the playstation and xbox and wii and pc. and make it FREE

  • Id make all trolls(these include: nazi's, racists, haters, and console warriors) jump off Mt.Everest with their moms.

  • i would make megan fox suck my dick

  • Making a random guy sky dive with no parachute, fall in a lake filled witth arabian pirahnas, then get up and survive then get hit by a semi going 23 miles an hour and then sent to the hospital but rejected. All while the guy is eating a sausage biscut from mcdonalds, drinking water from a grocerie store, and playing tetris on his phone...wiith his right foot.

  • show to justin bieber whats porn and rebeca black huh..didint she already suicide?

  • i like you said to just goof around because thats all me and my friends do is mess around in games. we actually do better when we are not trying to win because we are calm and uncaring about the outcome of the match. and its fun to mess with try-hards when we win against them.

  • BLOW JOB from kim Kard.

  • I would go to the playboy mansion and seduce the hottest girls with the perfectly shaped body types and fuck one after the other all summer long!

  • Hypnotize bill gates and make him sign over all his money to me

  • make spongebob squarepants kill rebecca black and justin bieber with a mic

  • Speaking of goofing off, Me and my friends occasionally play Team Tactical and only use silenced pistols. It can be rage inducing to other people when we win a game doing this.

  • TAKE YOUR TOP OFF ITS ON FIRE

  • Whats your psn tag ?

  • What do you get when you cross Justin beiber with sydney crosby?

    an under aged no talent closet homosexual.

  • get a cod job from hot ass bitches

  • Sex with black people

  • @Iisrupac i swear he said no racism 

  • monkey...rape...donkey...punch­ing MAKE A FORMULA NOAW!

  • hypnotize every woman on the planet, i'm sure you can guess what i'd do

    for those who can't, i feel sorry for you