How Not To Do A Movie Cameo

[AVdancerP]

what is the name of this resturant?!

[EUSL84]

and the end song was like huh?

[BxJerseyShorefan]

What a worthless video

[kvsyaoran727]

Actually, JK Rowling was offered to play the part as Harry's mother Lily Evans, but she turned it down upon the offer.

[4getfulness16]

@kvsyaoran727 I heard that too. She turned it down apparently because she said she felt it would take away from the story and be a distraction. That's what I heard...

[Pi3C35]

I don't hate/love her. but I think that its pretty awesome that she appeared in one of her movies.

[BellethielDaugon]

I didn't catch that the waitress said her full name when I saw that movie. It's like "HUURR DUUUR, LOOKIT ME, I ARE STEPHANIE MEYER! I ARE IN A MOVIIEEE! OMG, BELLA IS SITTING BEHIND MEEEE!"

... She could've been just sitting there. And what kind of waitress calls a customer by their first and last name? She could've said, "Here ya go, Steph." Not only is this cameo bad, but it also demonstrates unnatural dialouge and poor writing.... not that different from Twilight.

[XOXOVAMPIRE]

@BellethielDaugon She wasn't called by her first and last name, only her first! ¬¬ And yeah, a waitress can call a customer by their first name, it happens!! *smh*

L.O.V.E.

xXVx

[toReasonWhy]

Sure, every other great director and/or original screenplay/novel writer who has done this has done it better. But do you know what the real and important difference is? Those other movies and/or books were not terrible, intelligence-killing shit. Twilight is nothing to be proud of.

[alexjluthor]

Why the FUCK is this the third one down when I searched up STEPHEN KING CAMEOS?

In the words of Dr. Phil: That is not okay.

[ArianaDumbledore29]

A little too gratuitous, don't you think, Smeyer?

[16shogunelitegreen]

My ex gf told me last year that when she was in that scene, she was writing Breaking Dawn on that laptop

[SuperFeeling]

@16shogunelitegreen Yes, that's true. In a behind the scenes featurette you can actually see it's a rough version of Breaking Dawn on that laptop.

[BubbleGumSoda38]

Stan Lee shows up in tons of movies. But he's hilarious and adorable :U

[ThePersonallyRandom]

wtf is she doing? SHE DOIN TOO MUCH!

[9753241860hb]

she doesnt seem like a person who would eat veggie plates

[ThePersonallyRandom]

@9753241860hb  damn

[NekoChanSenpai]

...What's with the friggin' tree? What, did the tree do a cameo, is that what your saying?

[minutemuse]

It's an insult to compare Meyer's cameo to Stephen King's. Spotting him in movies was fun because he played tiny little roles and he was never himself. I've yet to see a movie where someone was like, "Here's your beer Mr. King." If Meyer wanted to make a good (as in small and brief) cameo she should've stayed off to the side and not take up half the damn shot.

[Marvcohen]

Looking at that tree has me kinda stumped

[LizzieRockChick]

okaii this is just plain weird so to wgoeva made this video..GET SOME NEW IDEAS

[Cr1msonKing]

Number 3. The Larch

[LetsStopThisSong]

I remember watching twilight at a friends house and I threw a cookie at the TV when I saw her, idk why (i didn't even know it was her) lmaooo I love BPM!

[savetheearthkillme]

awkward...

[WugLife]

I wish Stephenie Meyer would get back to the weight she was at in this. She was so sexy in '08 or so. I wonder if the stress (and sedentary nature) of writing resulted in weight gain over the years.

[codywrite]

Wow.. she got big tits

[Spades71392]

Stephane Meyer is nothing more than an untalented writer with big tits yet as much as I hate her books I would do her. :P

[Spades71392]

Stephane Meyer is nothing more than an untalented writer with big tits!

[unrealityproduction]

I personally think Stan Lee has the best cameo appearances ever, but Stephen King is still the best IN GENERAL because he is, after all, The KING

[codywrite]

@unrealityproduction Stan lee's best cameo was in The Incredible Hulk

[unrealityproduction]

@codywrite Haha! yeah that was hilarious. 

[PotawatomiApiwa]

such an attention whore. she should hang out with Paris and Britney.

[chewface]

Yeah, you better eat that veggie plate.......

[xxfrankdabunnyxx]

at least when king does a cameo it serves a purpose like in the stand when he turns the power on and image what would of happened in rose red if he hadnt delivered that pizza

[kouradomhxanh]

you can hate stephenie meyer as much as you want, se is a succesful writer with great books and lots of people love her...there's nothing you can do about it...

[unrealityproduction]

@kouradomhxanh Personally I don' t hate her, but I hate her books. I know I'm a guy and stereotypically I'm supposed to, but I honestly don't think she's a good writer, and the concepts to me are (stupid and) purely and entirely for girls just like she intended

[PotawatomiApiwa]

@unrealityproduction so whatt!! every author has an intended or targeted audience.

[unrealityproduction]

@PotawatomiApiwa To an extent that's true. Stephen King is labeled as a horror author, but if you were to read "Bag of Bones" or "Different Seasons" or "Hearts in Atlantis" or even stuff like "The Green Mile" by him, you'll see differently. He's among the world's bestselling novelists EVER, and he writes whatever the hell he wants to and that's pretty awesome. The concept of Twilight is neither original nor spectacular other than the semi-new approach to it.

[PotawatomiApiwa]

@unrealityproduction you might not think it is, but others obviously think it's spectacular. the books weren't written for people who like horror. it's a romance. that happens to have vampires and werewolves in it. i think the vamps suck. but it's not about them. its about giving Bella everything she wants because she's a selfish.. nevermind. i only like twilight for the wolves. i think they're really cute. steph butchered them in breaking dawn, making them pets for the cullens. selfish bitch.

[unrealityproduction]

@PotawatomiApiwa Ah, haha, interesting! Good for you. And to those who absolutely adore Twilight to a bias level, I would like to say that everyone is entitled to their opinion...its just that some opinions are stupid. that's a quote, i just don't remember who from.

[sumerrblondae]

@kouradomhxanh Are you kidding me? Those books are terrible I read them once all the characters are one dimensional, the plot is as easy to see through as glass and the dialouge is almost pitiful. Not to mention how she uses words that she obviously does not understand becuase she puts them in sentences where they do not make an ounce of sense.

[FreakBoi2008]

@kouradomhxanh Successful in that she managed to spark a fad and make a load of money, yes. But, really? Great books? The series created one of the most self-centred, male-dependant and outright manipulative characters ever, and she's supposed to be the protagonist! Not to mention the outright stupidity that Edward goes to school. Really, I can't get over this, it makes no sense. Dude's a vampire who sparkles in daylight, you'd think he'd be trying to keep a low profile!

[KaptinKilla]

The Larch

[dawson850]

whos the cameo...whats the show?????

[TheKFITTY]

@dawson850 It's Stephenie Meyer in one of the Twilight movies

[KiroToru]

the fuck is a veggie plate

[imaginelab]

Veggie plate is her warmup, then she moves on and eat two whole pigs.

I also like how shes on her laptop probably writing some new shit

[inferneko]

Fail Tree or Faggot Tree?

[HarryPotterLovee]

A little bit self-centered. She just HAD to make an appearance in her shitty little movie. You don't see JK Rowling skipping around Hogwarts every movie.

[BlackPawnMovement]

@HarryPotterLovee

TO BE FAIR, Stephen King also has cameo appearances in many of the movie adaptations of his books.

^Tails^~

[PinoPinoles]

@BlackPawnMovement But he is disguised, isn't he?

[BlackPawnMovement]

@PinoPinoles

Yes, this is true. In the movie adaptation of The Langoliers, he was Toomey's boss, towards the end. Never knew it until my SK-loving mom pointed it out. =p

^Tails^~

[drgnrdrgrl]

@BlackPawnMovement he also did a pretty good job in the stand.

[PotawatomiApiwa]

@PinoPinoles so. u still know it's him.

[xCoLdxBlooDedx]

@BlackPawnMovement Stephen King is also infinitely more talented than Stephanie Meyers... and Twilight is the only series Stephanie is known for.

[Mrhaux]

@BlackPawnMovement

At least Stephen King had a little point in some of his movies. F.x.:

Sleepwalker: A random character who manages to get one joke with a 30 second cameo.

Pet Cemetary: A priest.

At least I think it was him.

[nicoleb]

@BlackPawnMovement But Stephen King's a GOOD writer, so he's sort of earned the right. Smeyers is shitty. Sure, it's a shitty movie and she can't really make it much shittier, but still... Self-centered cunt.

[DoubtfulGrace]

@BlackPawnMovement

At least some of his were funny. We need a cameo where Meyer changes into a giant, infected, plant alien. XD

[youtubinfool]

@BlackPawnMovement

Yeah but stephen king is awesome.. and he's actually a good actor too.

[unrealityproduction]

@youtubinfool STEPHEN KING IS NOT AWESOME...he's THE KING. Therefore he is beyond awesome.

[Spades71392]

@BlackPawnMovement Yeah but hes ACTUALLY talented! BIG DIFFERENCE!!!!!!!!!

[Gr33nkiwi]

@HarryPotterLovee JK Rowling was ASKED to be in a cameo for Philosopher's Stone. (As Lily in the mirror.) But, she denied.

Compared to SMeyer who probably begged.

[Spades71392]

@HarryPotterLovee I know. But then again the whole twilight series is so horrible it is physically painful to me to call cullen a UGGGGH Vampire.

[LetsStopThisSong]

@HarryPotterLovee lol it would be fun seeing Jo in HP, though!

[MrMatto91]

@HarryPotterLovee JK Rowling was asked to play Lily in the first film but refused, She was not really cut out for acting and thought she would mess up.

[ThePersonallyRandom]

@HarryPotterLovee TREATED!

[SuperCulby]

@HarryPotterLovee No, but she WAS in the Chamber of Secrets for like a split second at Kings Cross :D

[BeBeAyumiReturns]

@HarryPotterLovee ikr? it's just so pathetic /smh :D

[Yogirash]

*goes back to laptop* "LOLOLOLZ GAIZ IM NUT GUNNA RITE ANUDER CHPTR UNLESS U GIVE ME 5 GUUD REVIOWS!!!!"

[xhappyxlifex]

@Yogirash LOL

[videomenace]

that is just blatant self-insert mary-sueism whatever you call it. goddamn...

[kilnorc]

I don't get it, was that Myers?

[nakita13williams]

@kilnorc yh its the writer

[SubconsciousGatherer]

#3 - The Larch.

[TheaterMarine88]

The Larch!

[Mike92trce92drifter]

lol it was so blatently obvious lol, and it had no relevence whatsoever lol, what was the point? haha XD

i love how she had her name specifically mentions lol,, and she had a "vegetarian platter" o.0 ooh how relevant lol XD

[Hitsugayafan12]

She's writing her next peace of shit on her laptop.

[sarcastichick424]

@darkwolf9877 Don't compare the smexy, rich, awesomeness that is Setoa Kaiba to the fail that is Meyer. SCREW SPARKLY VAMPIRES I HAVE MONEY!

[darkwolf9877]

@sarcastichick424 you're right. At least Seto Kaiba is badass

Stephanie is just horrible, and a rule in movies is that if a character is not gonna be important at all, then don't show him/her.

So her ego is pretty big though

[avalonroselin]

NO.

NOO U.

YOU ARE NOT STEPHEN KING OR ALFRED HITCHCOCK. YOU HAVE NOT EARNED THIS.

Because Stephen King was the best pizza delivery man ever in Rose Red, and I just love how Alfred Hitchcock is just standing outside in Psycho. No need to draw attention. The fans just get it. THIS IS FAIL.

[darkwolf9877]

Wow, what a conceited, egotistical bitch

She's just as bad as Seto Kaiba!

[shadowfoxx15]

Seriously, why is most of the shot on HER? >:( 

[sukoshineko]

@shadowfoxx15 because that was a MASTER SHOT aka the ENTIRE room shot. besides charlie and bella were just getting situated.

[shadowfoxx15]

Oh....mai.....gawd! D8 She stuck out like a sore thumb! What an attention whore!

[Lalalandian101]

...WTF. They even used her name.

[AndieIsACookie]

I know it's stupid, but I don't entirely get the tree refrence. I'm guessing it's a Monty Python thing, but other than that I don't get it... sorry :)

[CatLives9]

King actually plays little roles in his cameos. Like the priest in "Pet Sematary", the ghost band leader in his version of "The Shining", the boss hallucination in "The Langoliers" etc. I like that. Here, I couldn't tell you who this chick is unless you told me it was Stephanie Meyer.

[vampireluvr111294]

You're not stephen king! he is the master

[armywifeyLD]

woowwww, i didnt even notice they said her name.

[lexipie12]

a singing tree

[OuttaEgypt]

Stephen King's cameos are the best, they're short scenes but they're always memorable like in 'Sleepwalkers.'

[isingelectric]

The best part about this video is the I'm-not-infringing-anything tree at the end. No sarcasm intended, I love it.

[nikkibarena]

lol... i thought I recognized that face...

seen her on the back cover of my twilight books :))

she wasted 3 secs of d' movie XD XD XD XD XD

[SpamLizzo]

They called her by her name, cheese-ball.

[Sparkycc123]

lol i saw this film like 30 times and i never notices that

[m2mfan4eva]

@Sparkycc123 Really? I saw that the first time. Annoyed the fuck out of me. Talk about ego and severe high self-esteem

[jayjayjigsby2]

Don't worry, I got the python reference my friend.

[SillyIncantations]

lol. that was so dumb.

[TheLunarhowl]

Alfred Hitchcock made cameos in all his movies but, he just walks by, or did something subtle like that, so it worked. And his movies were actually GOOD. My fav's The Birds. :)

Stephenie should've been one of the victims of those "animal attacks." That would've been a much better cameo.

Much better.

Btw, was The Larch just an extreme coincidence, or Monty Python reference?

[harkying99]

Nowhere near as good as Frank Miller getting killed by Bullseye in Daredevil.

[musicfreak133]

apparently she didnt like doing it.... thats why no cameo in new moon... haha

[shmoofoobean44]

loved the ending...i sat here the whole time thinking...why a tree? scared me too!

i bet she's writing Midnight Sun...thats where it got leaked.

[chris0186]

Veggie plate=warmup for the trough of pig's feet that Stephenie usually eats.

[beckkah]

tbh i didnt even notice this scene both times i saw the film, and i think if i was the writer of an insanely successful saga that was turned into film, i'd like to be in it for a few seconds too.

[musclecars60]

I think it's unprofessional, especially since they used her actual name. I think that you should be able to remove yourself from your work on a personal level.

[10thStreetBlvd]

umm...wats a cameo??

[1yo2many]

WTF!

[035577]

This is retarded, and twilight blows balls it is a horrible series and the movies suck as well

[miaka1404]

uh..is that stephenie meyer?

[thespiritmage]

Stephenie Meyer cameos will never beat Stan Lee or Stephen King cameos.

[elefruit]

She is Awesome Twilight ROCKS!!!!!!!

[jadestone454]

Stephanie Meyer. Full name? Awesome Twilight Rocks.

Yeah, that makes sense...(Pff, Twitards.)

[NeptunII]

Look Bella, it's a mirror. This is you in the real world. Crazy, isn't it?

[inkenyo]

The larch was the greatest part of that clip. Who does she think she is Alfred Hitchcock? Makes me angry.

[Rayzser]

Bitch didn't even say thanks for the coffee.

[BrenWayRoss]

hahaha you're right xD

[nakita13williams]

@Rayzser thats stephenie meyer

the writer of twilight

[Rayzser]

@nakita13williams I know.

[cooliovasquez]

@Rayzser self important cunt

[RLviddy]

@Rayzser Actually, if she had said anything, that would have garnered her a SAG card and opened the door to paperwork, etc. Meyer probably didn't want to bother joining the union.

[nicolebmoviesFTW2]

@Rayzser I KNOW! That was my thought, too. Shows what sort of person she is IRL.

[deansgirl92]

You know, when Stephen King puts himself in a movie, he's never named "Stephen". Really.

[889654]

He just plays either a very small role and sometimes has lines rather than have people address him

[XDIchigoKurosakigx]

its like stan lee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! only not as freaking funny or awesome!!!!!! so its not at all alike XD

[FantasmaLuna]

So basically, in this scene she's writing her wet dream and it's coming true without her noticing...yeah...

[fdragon010]

From some reason that veggi plate thing annoys me...

Oh, because it si more evidance of self instert. Bella is apperently veggie (I think she eats veggi burgers), so Meyer is too...

Gah..

[frozenbellflower]

This makes me dislike her more.

She's so...full of herself.

[KillMarines]

She loves herself TOO MUCH.

I dont know why, it isin't like she is anything special...

[BoomBoomSticks]

Thank God for the Larch and Benny Hill!

[Betelgirl72]

wow is she THAT into herself

[DesertMoxie]

Benny Hill Larch > Larch > Smeyer

[DrusillasCrazy]

larch>smeyer

[Isaia]

I heard she "cosplays" herself.

[ytwatcherkat]

I'll be honest when I watched the movie (A BIG WASTE OF TWELVE BUCKS) I didn't even notice this. It's probably because I was too busy reminding myself about the three or so hours, of my life I was never going to get back

[MiraShio]

*wince* SMeyer?

*headdesk*

[ToboeOkamiKiba]

"Oh look at me I'm making money off of insecure 13 year old girls! I'm so rich and special!!"

[plasticdevil3]

@ToboeOkamiKiba the saddest part is that it was effective...

[RedTideOfWolves]

The best thing about this is the Larch

[Stormcat1]

Man, it's like even when she's doing a cameo she excepts everything to be handed to her on a silver platter.

[AlliWalker]

Do what Peter Jackson does; have your hero kill you before anyone can recognize you. :)

[889654]

Or have a very small cameo where people have to look it up on the internet (see the movie Hot Fuzz)

[itsLilytail]

I lol'd.

[ALynnL07]

Stolen straight from the King.

[veryweirdgirly]

Damn her camo was worse then the (cut out_ Stan lee cameo In the spider-man movie.

[schantzman87]

Eh I hate twilight and i think meyers is a douche but besides mentioning the name its not horrible i mean stan lee does the same thing even has a speaking part sometimes. i still hate twilight but this is kinda streching it lol viva la resistance

[laurariddle292]

AUGH!

[cascas2284]

Win.