Miles Davis The Cat Is An Xbox Fanboy

[codsnip3r1]

lololool



[Craig123Glover]

hahaha thats awesome... teach him 2 bring u a beer next!

[Jashaffer21]

Does Microsoft cover cats in the warranty?

[IamTehGamerKitteh]

Mr.Sark your cat is epic! i want your cat lawl can i haz? love your vids !

[BrightOrigin]

Fuckin Cat

[gabrielk44]

Because "X" is basically "ex"

[Eddynstain]

thats why the ps3 doesn`t have a openable disc tray

[Matzycho]

@Eddynstain

PS3 still sucks. Boom.

[Eddynstain]

@Matzycho You suck Fuckhead!

[Matzycho]

@Eddynstain

Relax, I just stated that, I personally do not like the PS3, and that I actually think it suck.

I did not attack your person, therefore I think it is highly inappropriate, for you to attack my person like that. Instead of just saying: "No Xbox 360 sucks donkey balls" - or something like that. But since you made it personal: Fuck you, and goodbye.

[MoodieDuck]

Ah, i remember this from the Machinima SnowDay!

[Skid00everest340]

My cat drinks from the toilet O_O

[tryhardninjaa]

how many times does this happen when you are not in the house ? haha

[mongo861]

What games does he like?

[lilsk8erboyXBL]

1:16 lol



[JohnMstudios]

Fuck it, today they're opening disc trays, tomorrow they have us submitting to their power.

THE CAT REVOLUTION MUST BE STOPPED!

[mattj8617]

Your cat is freaking epic

[randomgamer88]

has he worked out how to turn it off yet?

[AsimisterMT]

fuck send me that cat ? , can he change a DVD ? :D

[brettdabeast97]

Sark i got you to slap yourself at the awards how does it feel?

[ckyfan8291]

Thats one really expensive cat toy...

[tehreview]

this is why i hate the new xboxes...

[LemaxGaming9700]

AMMAZED!!!!'

[LemaxGaming9700]

OMG that cat is talented it can open an xbox tray im

[TheMrSark]

@ChucktendoDS Many, many, many times. He is an inconsiderate dickwad.

[itsNZChris]

Sark, is it true you once choked a hotel mistress with your massive penis?

[sjjtoysjdub00]

The best part is when sark is like "ooo nice grab" I couldn't stop laughing

[DeeplyDisturbing92]

That's always a pain in the ass, my goldfish does the same thing

[KronikYoshi]

Miles > Jack

[PersiStance2190]

Dude...give him da controller LET HIM RAPE!!

[Bignition]

planet of the cats

[xXLUKEEZXx]

That's cool but can your cat talk... Mine can

[BadassMo0ze]

Man, your cat is smarter than my dad.

[maniacalmayh3m]

Your laser is going to die from hair!

[iamme725]

@sasorisasori11 an hour. not a hour.

[sasorisasori11]

you only write "An" if the words following are vowels, damn you Sark, back to school

[TheMrSark]

@sasorisasori11 ""An" is employed in speech to remove the awkward glottal stop (momentary silent pause) that is otherwise required between "a" and a following word. For example, "an X-ray" is less awkward to pronounce than "a X-ray," which has a glottal stop between "a" and "X-ray"." End-quote BAM ;)

[sasorisasori11]

@TheMrSark oh snap, i just got owned, but it dont mind it because a man bigger than Elvis just repsonded to me

[xScriibzy]

@TheMrSark Work it sister. Mmmmm-Hmmm

[Probablyacowtbh]

@TheMrSark Whoa-ho ho, BAM indeed.

[itsSkippy641]

@TheMrSark the was a great statement

[tressemette]

@TheMrSark Owned with logic... and love. WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED TO FEEL PAIN, WHY?!?!

[deemfingtee]

@sasorisasori11 no you use "an" if it is followed by a vowel sound. X-ray is pronounced "ex-ray" so you use "an"

[sasorisasori11]

@deemfingtee Sarks explanation was better...

[MicrowavableJo]

@sasorisasori11 VOWELS: A E I(Thisonemotherfucker) O U

[bradboy98]

@sasorisasori11 vowel SOUNDS bitch. for example an hour.

[Sasquatchbadger]

@sasorisasori11 fucking twat

[youGotslapped100]

@sasorisasori11

lawl back to school for you haha

[ReachDeep1]

This is one of the funniest vids I've seen in a while. Good on you, Miles. You suck, Sark. 

[Sydberg]

How much did you pay your cat to do this advertisement ?

[DaltonKarle123]

I wish my cat could do this :/

[Viczey]

Love you Sark!

[SirCrapsAlotTheThird]

Now, teach it to put in a disk and PLAY! >:D

[F1uXeRz]

Sark that is miles bitch

[F1uXeRz]

hahahhhahhahaha this is funny crap

[KyraTheDruggie]

Why is Miles so cute.~ :3

[HarvestMoonCleric]

Sark has the same Xbox I do :D

[YeTiSn1p3zZ]

15 cats couldnt open the disc tray

[I3lizzify]

I have that xbox :)

Its sweet

[theANNOYINGcomment]

they ay pets take after their owners but.....

[RedSkullJKU]

it would be funny if miles pulled out ressistance and said weres is da ps3?

[LUS73R]

Has Miles ever done this while you are watching a dvd or in the middle of a game? Haha.

[Pyrothosify]

This it just stupid Why would you let a cat do this to your XBOX? >:(

[Mematt120]

@Pyrothosify I hope you're kidding

[Wornskibum]

smart cat

[987hockeydude]

So thats who taught sark how to be epic and cute at the same time...

[RulerofNZ]

I searched for 'Miles Davis' hoping to listen to some jazz but a cat is fine too.

[awesemsauce]

Like the tags :)

[parkus123]

What if the cat eject the disc when ur playing a game? :D

[hester23x]

@parkus123 my cat does that all the time, he'll just casually walk in open it and leave >:( lol

[MrFlared]

That is the cutest thing ever.

[TheDrizzleHD]

solution take the power source out when you leave the house

[TheNamesJoesif]

miles STOP IT..........oohh good grab

[EddehJeh]

"Ooh good grab"

[lauritzmh]

I want to be sarks cat...

[24DylanBaseball]

"Yeah hes fucked"....."fuck"

[RGFinity14]

You should buy another xbox just for miles

[TheBoredTV]

My cat learned that to. And when e isn't doing that, he won't get the FUCK off me.

[KakeiJuzo]

This is the greatest video I've ever seen.

[Minimikeish]

Perhaps you should tell Miles you're gonna kill him, coz that Respawn video literally had my crying with laughter! <3 your humour Mr Sark! Funniest guy in Machinima by farrr

[elitecodpwner]

what type of cat is that?

[neilo86]

@elitecodpwner a troll cat

[iamweston1217]

wow my cat fucking sucks

[antwond1405]

I wanna cat like this to piss off my brother muhahaha

[TheAsianTrickShotter]

"Im gonna make socks out of your hide"

[TheTasdogga3000]

Lol

[anonymouswogns]

show us your wife!

[Impulse32111]

@anonymouswogns busy with respawn

[poopsiclesss]

Why doesn't Sark put up any videos?

[TheImmenseFence]

You should give him the controller and put CoD on to see what he does...

[SluzBag1993]

This has got to go viral...

[xbackfiirez]

my cat looks exactly like yours, im guessing its a mackeral tabby?

[Po5SeDxCoNtRoLLeRzZ]

Miles wanted you to put in MW2 lol

[Ayinlolz]

God dammit miles. I'm going to make socks out of your hide.

[johnyisn1]

R.I.P :'(

[DougForsyth]

@killermonster555 you touched it... didn't you.

[oSpiTFiRe]

"God dammit, I swear I'm gonna make socks out of your hide Miles!" XD ROFL

[west5ive]

Guys I'm new to sarks channell why does he only have like 18 vids?

[Schindler069]

@west5ive because pretty much all videos he makes are for machinima

and he just isn't a youtube guy like hutch or nanners

[remcoIJ]

Haha that cat is a genius!

[SOURxxD1ESEL]

CAT7thst or Miles????

[TheRuzziekiller]

@SOURxxD1ESEL Definantly Miles

[porter69er]

Hahaha I love when he grabs it to stop it goin in.

[iSlayEskimos]

Good Kitty (:

[BTnumberonefan]

Sark, y u no post Rasputin?

[grdsgs]

Mr. Sarrk: "What if I told you...I wanted you to die?"

Miles: *Purrs in happiness*

LMFAO XD

[chupatrekkie13]

"miles what are you doin?"

"i'm making love to the disc tray, can i have some privacy here?"

[MrElirali]

Son of a bitch make more legendary rasputin runs gawd dammit

[SomeRedneckz]

Someone needs to send this to RayWilliamJohnson.

[Kailon791]

well you're much more tolerant than i am, if i had a cat grabbing my try i would throw him across the room. He'll heal, my broken xbox tray wont haha

[ItsCraker]

Buy a PS3 ;) no tray :D

[TrollExterminator232]

@ItsCraker really dude? really?

[Squanky22]

So funny when his paw got stuck lol

[itscoldinminnesota]

Lol you named your cat Miles Davis.

[romaloma345]

I have the same flash drive

[toxic9011]

Hahaha,you're cat is so cute and funny. I'll name my child Miles.

[HoboUnderTheBridge]

That is both the dumbest and smartest cat I have ever seen.

[Revocationn]

@Miles Wins.

[DSVideos360]

@willparky is gay

[Trapt1nabox]

MEOWWW!

[ILOUIIS07]

LOL I Loev You Cat  <3

[DescenDCinema]

Miles is a genuis

[TheBornSniper]

When they say "Kinect, enjoy more with the whole family" they mean... THE WHOLE FAMILY:D. miles just saw a xbox ad im affraid. :D

[aquiso360]

:O!

[nenenerja]

lol

[TeamFuMe]

LMFAO!

[xXACEhUNteRXx1]

that looks like my cat

[xHenry3110]

id laugh if the cat pressed it and you got red rings :)

[LelouchXLamperouge]

@xHenry3110 Its the new Xbox model. No red rings.

[xxtdaws0nxx]

could you imagine recording and all of a sudden your xbox goes to dashboard, you look down and miles is there playing with your disc...

[NachtDerSins]

I love how Sark threatened to make socks out of his hide in the beginning. I doubt he would go through with it..Cats are too darn fuzzy and cute for that.

[TheGhostCNV]

"Heheh, you suck!"

*Opens back up*

"... Fuck."

[Buzinga90]

does microsoft put their xboxs through tests like this before shipping them to stores??

[thenameless47]

Sillly cat video and and Mr. Sark... Finally my two favorite youtube things come together.

[NitrousMinecraft]

0:19 voice crack

[MrHappyGoodFunTime]

Why does he rub his head on the disc slot? My cat just fucking sleeps all day.

[willparky]

id find this funny if the cat broke the disc tray

[FragensteinVG]

Lol

[Mothafuckification]

holy crap thats a smart cat

[giantjensen]

Im going to make socks out of your fur ahaha

[Ragnarok6688]

@giantjensen Why not just get him Kitten Mittens?

[omgzGOMLcopter]

huh? i thought miles died, Mr Sark?

[wiseguy11551]

Make socks

[themightysupermonkey]

1:15 LOL

[xCoL0uRs]

so cute!

[socdk]

@theTrevorgoo How original. Wow, I bet nobody saw that one coming. 

[ge6ko911]

@TheAnderson07810 just for the lols man....nothing personal

[XXDANIEL1993XX]

My kitty knows how to turn on the light and the radio, which is not good cause he does it at fucking 3 AM

[ToTirDeKK]

i was wishing for it to jump on the disc tray :D

[OpticJBigBalls]

he wants to fuck the xbox hahaha

[DaGamer64]

thats why i have my xbox in the basement

[Bjack900]

Cats kick so much ass!

[cobian91]

He's going to break the disc tray.

[MadGuitarDude97]

Lesson 1: Getting a cat to destroy you Xbox!

[AlexYo234]

you're acting like your gonna kill the cat, I would die for a cat like that. im stuck with a dog

[ModernTubefare]

@AlexYo234 Wanna trade?

[AlexYo234]

@ModernTubefare fuck yeah

[TeamPinkSheep]

10 killstreak, bout to get dogs!- DOCTOROCTAGONAPUSS BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG

[optimusrhyme805]

"haha you fuck!.....FUCK!" hahahaha

[TakeoAproves]

I have the same usb

[plenty0fsweater]

Can't wait till you're playing Skyrim and you do dozens of quests, kill and tame dragons, trek across the entire land twice, and then he does that.

[zombies1231000]

"Goddamnit Miles... Ohh good grab." LOL I pissed my pants

[Zork4ever]

bet that cat is 10th prestige. XD

[Devastationable]

Oh noes console abuse

[mckelroy88]

that cant be good for your xbox

[ExoticOrenges]

0:33 Miles: i love you

0:34 Xbox: This won't work out. (retracts disk tray)

0:35 Miles: NO WAIT! (Puts paw in disk tray)

0:36 Xbox: I'm so sorry. (closes tray)

0:40 Miles: I just wanted to say I was...

0:41 Xbox: No. 1(Closes Disk Tray)

0:46 Miles: Cmon, i just want to talk. (tries to open tray)

0:47 Xbox: No

1:15 Miles: BITCH COME BACK!

[oPhrenetiK]

@scratchpost Whatever that means.. lol.

Go troll facebook, dude; nobody cares.

[Minimikeish]

haha I love how loudly Miles is purring when you put the camera near him xD

[MyNameIsNotJustin]

err

[TomiixStarslasher]

First he learns how to open it. Next he will learn how to put in a game and use the controler!

[Sm0k3ys]

@TomiixStarslasher evolution x)

[Lukas88pl]

good grip Miles!

[lifecrysis1307]

Just goes to show that the pussy always gets the xbox. :D

[SilvernightStudios]

@lifecrysis1307 dumb.