All quotes from Portal 2's Fact Sphere

[Robin280497]

The Fact Sphere is not always right! (Sphere/Core)

He's almost right if you don't do anything in the Final Boss Room!

But if you do something, do don't die and will go (with Space Sphere) in Space.

[ItsForke]

Humans can survive underwater - but not very long.

lmao

[bombermanp978]

about half the crap he said is true.. other half was complete bull XD

[WarriorDragon567]

CPGrey, you need to validate this

[TheGreenHoodieGirl]

PENS. PENS. PENS. PENS.

[Watrmellom]

I TIED TO FINISH THIS,BUT MY COMPUTER TURNED WHITE.

[graboidfan31]

I starting to not trust what this thing says.

[rayjones09]

@graboidfan31 Lol, I don't think EVERYTHING it's saying is true but some of them prob are.

[PikuChan100]

One whole year of school in five minutes.

win.

[gothicXemoXvampire]

THIS is a bad plan. You will fail.

[EpicvilleCO]

Cell phones do not give you cancer.

Only hepatitis

[Sephrion]

How does it know how delicious a whale is?

[ZombieFreak88]

I loooooooooooooooove this guy!

[TheManasoiu]

The fact sphere is very handsome HOW ABOUT DAM ANNOYING>

[shadowwolf01100]

Fact sphere has constapation

[shadowwolf01100]

Hell!!!!!!!

[MrCallmeHAM]

I I

U

[cubssuckbad]

PENS PENS PENS PENS PENS!! lol

[BijouKittyArtist]

The square root of rope is string. xD

[Flashjapsing]

dreams are the subconsis way of reminding someone to go to school naked and have there teeth fall out. XD School just sounded better.

[Flashjapsing]

This fact bot is full of shit. I mean, the hell! I know more than this dude and more of its truer than his stuff.

[odstninjafoxblam]

@Flashjapsing THEY are not supposed to be true they are suposed to be funny

[yankey27]

cellular phone will not give you cancer, only hepitius

[MonkeymanXxXx]

SO WAIT ROMANS WASH THIER MOUTHS WITH PISS?!?!

[DisasterpieceGER]

@MonkeymanXxXx baer grylls wouldve been proud of them if he lived back then :/

[Mpyroblast]

The last one threw me off a bit.

[MrFedmark]

Fact: Space does not exist.

Well, I'm outta here.

[Waluigi1222]

He's so modest

[squiggleySock123]

The fact sphere is always wrong.

The fact sphere is a douchbag.

The fact sphere really needs to fuck himself.

The fact sphere has no condoms.

The fact sphere got pregnet.

[Jam35Var1ety]

The anger core is red

Wheatley is blue

Konstantin killed himself

if this thing doesn't shut up, I think I will too.

[Coleallows]

twelve..twelve...twelve percent of these facts might be 50% accurate

[Flajarkin123]

stop talking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[Flajarkin123]

i have a hedace



[XpikachewyX]

A few of these are true

Like the honey one

And a few more......

[AlienEck9]

I love trying to seperate the real facts from the error error error comment not found errors.

[RandomHiMfan]

twelve twelve twelve twelve twelve

[BishYouWish]

"Dreams are subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out"...No matter what I'm dreaming about, my teeth ALWAYS fall out in my dreams...Am I the only one?

[evilanakie]

2:30 im an aussie D= it lies

[8Bladen8]

@evilanakie

well lets see...*pulls out chainsaw*

[Rellik165]

William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded by Francin Bacon, who used a Ouiji board to enslave play-writing ghosts.

Who the hell came up with that one?

[andyaffez]

Rick: Oh, hi pretty Lady

Fact sphere: The likelyhood of me being male is 100%

Rick: Whatever you say Angel

[SoulTroll06]

very informative.....wait WHAT!!! PEE PEE IN MUH TOOTH TASTE!?

[Rosomak987]

"[...] Schrödinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats." :D

[DCJ1245]

STFU



[KawaiiKitsune99]

Wow if teachers taught like this our school years would be cut down to... five minutes!

[yukimarusword]

(Phil Ken Sebben) "Ha ha ha, Cumquats!"

[KitsuneNekoTigi]

Damn you fact core for giving real facts then confusing us with fake ones!!!

[XX5050]

my brains explooded..

[dragonnottin]

two hundred and thirty words for "fudge"

well fudge me a fudge and fudge me fudge.

btw, Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo is a complete and grammatically correct sentence.

[Rellik165]

@dragonnottin ...how?

[LastStandBro]

And so I passed a school test.

[Jaceblue04]

The odds of Chell dying while fighting Wheatley was actually 0% LMFAO

[xXDarkTyphoonXx]

If its a fact sphere and it said that the space sphere wouldn't go to space but it did indeed go to space what does that make it?..

[E1craZ4life]

Google was invented as a response to the Fact Sphere.

[MrSmallfurryanimal]

brb doing some Tesla-size

[tylerhot4ever]

Space sphere can't go to space, space doesn't exist XP

(technically that's true)

[MangoTux]

72.64 WHAT????? Use your units.

[Krauserizdumb555]

The more you know?

[hewhowalksinshadows]

Funny thing is, a lot of these "facts" have errors or are just wrong.

[chibicanada13]

@hewhowalksinshadows That's the point.

[SuperMissile]

The likely hood of the 28 dislikes dying violently, is 5258%.

[MrDemonNaruto]

I just learned so much in such little time.

[Moshata]

"The square root of rope is string."

LOL

[erty1401]

you NERD YOU LIE ALOT THUMBS UP IF U HEARD A LIE IN THAT

[palker4]

OK the Prometheus bit just got me. The jewelry he kept for himself. I laughed so much that i cried.

[fku8447]

I laughed so hard when it said "Dreams are the subconscious minds way of reminding us to go to school naked, and have our teeth fall out" :D

[FpS4L]

Fact sphear is wrong space sphear alrady wennt to space muhahaha.

[prettypurloinpie]

I feel smarter now.

[GAMA147K3]

Theres one missing which is "the square root of rope is string"

[AnimeVampireLauren]

@GAMA147K3 its in there

[DaltonMunnal]

@GAMA147K3 1:17, actually.

[E1craZ4life]

The Fact Sphere is the primary reason for the invention of the search engine.

[TehNerdQueen]

FACT: The Fact Sphere runs Wikipedia.

[TheAnimemanize]

Avocados are found in Australians!!!??? WTF kind of fact is that!!!???

[zoe87192]

[twelve]

[brutus569]

so this is what re education is like.

[Erik89612]

The lies they told me!

[wizbang529]

Why do people spell it Cumquats? It's Kumquats.

[NikolaiBellikov]

"At some point in their lives, 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch."

wat

[DJLTheFirst]

i thought the fact sphere said

penis penis penis penis penis penis

[v2099]

tumbs up if you actually google any information to see it's accuracy

[ademas2010]

Fact Sphere is a Fact!

[The8BitOrange]

5:30 of mice and men?

[Sekmeil]

@_@ Whaaaaaaaaaaaa

[IcyVoidOfDarkness]

This is so funny....xD



[xXStrawberryxMisaXx]

FACT: I wanna see how my teachers react if I put fact core in front of them :'D

[halldor7913]

diamonds are made out of coal with a lot of heat and pressure and with even greater pressure you will get foam commonly used as packaging material.....seems legit

[MrMalikLucius]

Fact; The Fact Sphere shall be glorious Cosplay for Fannatiku Fest in March.

[Bakazuraz]

5:38 SCIENCE HAS VALIDATED MY NAME IS THE BEST!

[Ikzorc]

Fact Sphere is the best sphere. I honestly prefer him to the space sphere.

[warbler4]

an ostrichs eye is bigger than its brain and urine toothpaste are both true and the mexican american war facts are true

[InebriatedGalvatron]

seems legit

[SuperMissile]

Cellular phones will not give you cancer.

=D

Only hepatitis.

=(

[leviadragon99]

You know some of those actually sound plausible...

[tictactimmy]

Most underrated Sphere ever.

[stanl3yx213]

He looks really serious. Seriously, look carefully. He looks like he's really concentrating.

[MLPFIMfanboy]

Thanks for the encorage ment.

[popcorn7915]

Weegee Board.

[DongoFett617]

I never knew the square root of rope was string, you learn something new EVERYDAY!

[Hawksrule2315]

Wait I'm Australian does that mean I have an avocado inside me noooooooo I hate avocado

[abstractbrainscans]

I photocopied a mirror once...

[MetallicalCatastroph]

TWELVE. TWELVE. TWELVE. TWELVE. TWELVE. TWELVE.

[CptMorgan234]

You mean to tell me that Abe Lincoln woke up one day and shouted out "I FREED WHOM?!"

[andy4an]

"The first person to prove that cow's milk was drinkable was very, very thirsty."

[ToTallJohnson]

Dwight Sphere? :P

[thereveiwguy1]

i want this core to be my teacher

[tyler09t]

Fact Core: At some point in their lives, 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch.  Me:(SMOSH)Shut Up!!! Yo will L

[destructor1996]

Fail fact: The space sphere will never go to space, guess what? :D

[soaponaroapDG]

Humans can survive underwater, but not for very long.

[diegoM027]

I gently brush my tongue twice a day now because of this video.

[NikolaiBartholf]

The Square Root of Rope is String. LOLOLOL

Yes, He is the Fact sphere, and EVERYTHING he says is a FACT! However.. that dose not mean that everything he says is true...

(ie. "Space dose not exist". Fact? Yes. True? Nope.)

[XBillyBilly97X]

We will both die because of your neglegence

[Ding760]

Pens! Pens! Pens! Pens! Pens! Pens! Pens! Pens!

Anyone else has a pen?

[FullmetalFan870]

I wonder what would happen if you locked the Fact Sphere and my teachers in a room for a couple hours ^^

And, HA, the Space Sphere did make it to space. TAKE THAT FACT SPHERE!!!

[TetrisCitadel]

Fact Sphere: TwelveTwelveTwelveTwelveTwelve

Me: SHUT UP!!!!!

[pacmanfan36ty]

This core sounds like my brother. Both filled with useless nolage.

[youronlinesniper]

Who else snickered at cumquats?

[Ninjago365]

William Shakespeare did not exist, Francis Bacon used a Ouija board to enslave play writing Ghosts, Lol Favourite line

[jesse777111]

I like how he says banana.

[WSLMinecraft]

Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Cumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avocado. Tomato. Banana. Papaya. Guava.

[ivorypelt]

WHO NEEDS SCHOOL? The fact sphere is teachining us about Volcano-ologists!

[SirStarborn]

I started laughing before the video even started.

[aric110491]

I want all of my textbooks to be voiced by the fact, space, advent and space spheres.

[willyonoXD]

where did he get all this info? what did he do read all the text books in the world? ._.

[Zgirl9956]

twelve. twelve. twelve. twelve. twelve. twelve. twelve.

pens. pens. pens. pens. pens. pens. pens.

[imyokoyoko]

Captain Obvious Sphere?

[lxiFr0sTyxl]

... This is the first thing to cram my brain, make me laugh, and question the fact sphere...

[Willandacamera]

I feel smarter already!

[1MrKillstreak]

Less than 4% of poor people can read your thoughts lol...

[hyuzuka2]

o well, Space Core went to space. Where's your GladOS now, Fact Core?

[legobrick66]

0:30 try telling tha to space core

[CrySomeLess]

Breakfast: Scrambled Rocks.

[TheArtypants]

Fact sphere: The space sphere will never go into space..

Space shere: sppaaaaace!

Fact shere: I hate you so much.

[purpleminininjas]

before i saw this video i was not smart but after now im THE SMARTEST IN MAH SCHOOL

[magicstar50]

This video is everywhere!

[nickkurtzm13]

Cellular phones will NOT give you cancer... only hepatitis.

[FuneralRoses]

Oh, that must be why my Dutch friends have all those kids in their basements!

[507764CAT]

2:35

[EmeraldShapeshifter]

Im learning....SO MUCH!

[rufus6409]

why did i watch the hole thing

[spicywafflez]

So if i listen to this while doing history homework does it count as cheating?

[TheMapleTyger]

FACT: One in six children will someday be abducted by the Dutch. Keep that in mind when you to have a kid.

[professorbluepad]

Fact sphere is a dick.

[Realtexantf2]

"PROMETHEUS STOLE FIRE FROM THE GODS AND GAVE IT TO HUMANS, THE JEWELRY HE KEPT FOR HIMSELF"

What else did he steal? Stereos? T.V sets? Bikes?

[lego8612]

Edmund Hillary, also the first person to be Fus Ro Dah'ed off a mountain.

[pythonsl3r]

to make a photocopier  photocopy a mirror

[MixOctober]

the ultimate troll XD

[mzikuto19]

"fact! space dose not exist" I knew it XD

[nikelf1]

pfff, knew all those facts even before i played the game, exept that one about pens

[megaman99880]

"the fact spheres facts are very interesting" "twelve twelve pens pens error error" real interesting

[warriorcats4ever100]

wow its actually pretty interesting xD

[LutonTownstunners]

To make a photo copy photocopy a mirror?

[Lythience]

I knew that...

[Shadowlolz]

Well Now i get to spend my evening seeing which oens were true. XD

[ohboymegaman1]

Some reason i want Dwight and fact sphere to meet......

[portallego911]

now for some reason i am smart with false facts

lolololololololol

[HerbalGamer]

the facts cancle out the jokes, so after youve heard it and your mind takes it all in, your right back where you started :D

[Nyoko0tan]

Wait, so, I'm not the only one who dreams that all of my teeth are gonna fall out?

[T0mmyboy100]

Anybody else notice his eye is "moving"?

[Peter4101]

*starts pointing out wrong facts and comments about it*

[XxJeevasGurlxX]

Pff...Screw school. I just learned everything that will ever matter in life. XD

[1spartanelite]

....My mind actually went numb O_o

[PhantomFluttershy]

Can't tell if real fact or joke.

[McCoyTheBuilder]

And dying of radioactivity.

I'm surprised that he didn't say "Dinosaurs were lies, fed to us to cover the existence of Pokémon."

[SagimNinja]

I so want him for my Semester Final xD

[brainlesnerd42]

The square root of rope is string!

[GamerRevoulution]

Pants pants pants pants that's all I remember

[smartguy106]

poor chell everyone calls u fat

[E1craZ4life]

@smartguy106 No, only Wheatley calls Chell fat. GLaDOS makes small talk about Chell, but never actually calls her fat; she even says to Wheatley that Chell is not fat. The fact sphere said that Chell could stand to lose a few pounds, but never calls her fat.

[TheEzy001]

play writhing ghosts lol

[icekid66]

Some of these are true, and some aren't... Time to break out my book on useless information..

[silveruchia1]

AHH my brain

[angeldust117]

Fact core: "The space sphere will never go to space"

me :" D= "