The Will To Whatevs Tip #72: How To Nab A Husband

[RichLikesDucks]

My favorite thing about these videos is the comments of people quoting the video and I see the comment before I watch the video so I am humorously befuddled before the video even starts.

[RichLikesDucks]

@RichLikesDucks and There is nothing sexier than a girl who knows who FDR is

[UncheckedIrony]

I bought the book. Mind... Blown.

[FinnzyWinzy]

why. THE HELL. is this guy not 7500 times more famous than he is now?

[stylosism]

You're fucking hilarious buddy

[76bostonforever]

This guy has got to be the best comedian, not just because he has smartly written material, but because he can put so much sarcasm and wit into any subject! I kinda hope he runs for president or something

[ehsteve231]

I love this man.

[ndbrandt]

I think the thing a teacher does to get a 13-year old boy to have sex is let them. Murdering is just the price to re-up.

[InLoveAndDeath360]

"If you kill yourself... that will stay with him... like a marriage."

xD Hahaha!

[ALECSF15]

your on DELOCATED ! :DDD

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Thats how awesome this video is

[selj84]

wow! i AM awesome! Im gonna give YOU a new deal!

[idkmybffjv]

And to think I watched this Eugene Mirman video last because the thumbnail creeped me out...

[sweetna22]

*sigh* Give it to me

[corenothing]

Boo conformist half baked politics, yay comedic sense backing it up

[ndbrandt]

@corenothing

are you implying the New Deal didn't save the economy or am I seeing things that aren't there?

[UselessOpinion]

"how to decorate yo pubes" lmao

[bungbung13131]

how the fuck does he do his eyes at 2:22?

[xxZA0xx]

@bungbung13131

It's called looking upward?

[bungbung13131]

no for a second he looks two different directions upward

[xxZA0xx]

@bungbung13131

It's how the light is reflecting off of his eye. Stops you from seeing the full iris, giving the effect of him looking in two directions.

[bungbung13131]

no its not dude

2:21

different directions

[StutterinG123]

his eyes are just lazy to those directions probably

[Bastardchild000]

Fuck! I coughed up milk all over myself listening to this...I should have known better than to drink some milk.

[sheerterror77]

Your so-called stand up, which isn't stand up cause you're sitting down LIAR, has ruined my financial future... my American dream....Once other well established entrepreneurs hear about this I will never get an entry advantage into the helicopter restaurant industry!!

EUGENE MIRMAN MUST BE STOPPED!

[autywon]

oh, i like that last option.

[fooshfoosh]

2:21 nearly made me shit my pants...nearly.

[missemmataylor]

"The way to a man's stomach... which is ultimately where you would like to be?"

[punkre435]

this is like his best vid

ik about fdr, ik about the new deal, im gonna give u new deal, uh!

[fooshfoosh]

sorry eugene, no more BJs

[johnnythesailorman]

I WANNA EAT A HELICOPTER!!!!

[werewolf327]

That's very bad for you.

[CJAnonymous]

@johnnythesailorman:

It works best if you say that while crying and breaking his stuff.

[johnnythesailorman]

dude my brothers girlfreind is a helicopter eater and she does the exact same shit with out any kind of provocation or warning, i actually have her in my cell phone as helicopter eater XD!

[StrOcc]

@johnnythesailorman oh, is there a good helicopter restaurant... in... in there?

[laxattack09]

ha ha, he played this at the conchords concert

[angelicaflorine]

I know about the new deal.... and of couse FDR. He's my favorite president.

[nothere413]

In that case, you wanna get married?

[DoctorCanRhyme]

he played this when he opened for Flight Of The Conchords!

[ziggysvatek]

decorateeeeee yaaaa pubesssss

[GODDAMNSASQUATCH]

hahahahahahaha "cuuumm'n in the face

[ProjectCivil]

Lol

The way to a man's stomach... which is ultimately... where you wanna be? o.e

[alexxxsssman]

bahahahah i would sooo marry him

[11111lololol11111]

boo!

[joselynhughes]

NAB!!!

[Awwa1]

"Don't show him how crazy you are for a few years..." AHAHAHAHA!

btw, are you really the "half" (Jake) all grown-up from "Two and a Half Men?"

Peace,

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[MEATandPOTATOES]

are you an idiot

[Awwa1]

Yes, yes I am an idiot! That's it! Now I know why my life is such a wreck! I'm an idiot! Thanks for that! You've really helped me figure out my life!

Actually, I thought that the "Twoand a Half Men" comment was pretty much spot on! Don't you see it? Eugene is what that kid may grow-up looking like! I mean, nothing wrong with that! I'm not making fun of either person. Just an observation.

Peace Yo!

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[mx4lifeCR]

I'll see him in Chicago!

[schwa242]

I can't wait for your book of advice to come out, because things are a mess right now. I mean, sure, I've been to college, have a healthy active social life, am married to the love of my life, and have a career I actually enjoy where I'm working out of my own home instead of going somewhere I hate day in day out, but one thing to consider is great now I forget where I'm going with this.

[smurfieboo]

you are so Eurigenal

[doncharlie24]

More tips you jew

[11825code6]

Scrumptious jew

[11825code6]

Tips!

[HouseholdHacker]

Haha this was great