He can attract you interested in what he say's 1 of his multy talents is beïng funny in a weird way But can't stop listening to it so far as you can sing a song whith him (at home ofcourse)You can say everything he say's on that stage. At least I can? Are there more who do this syncronite talking with his talks? Would like to know Sent me a line back if so noted duhuu You can realy feel whats his tale
PLEASE DONT READ THIS!In 1971 a guy named Kyle an his girlfriend Emily were in side a house that was said to claim peoples lives if they entered the house.The next morning a guy named Alex saw fingernail marks on the door.if you dont post this to 5 videos, youll be getting a visit from Kyle and Emily tonight!WARNING:this has been proved to be real,i value my life!whoever reads this may God be with you! I TRULY DO APOLOGIZE!!! PS i got this from another vid ( i am not taking my chances
in 1820 a man named fredrick osloft one day he was working in his lab until a ghost came by and killed him the next morning fredrick was nowhere to be seen 100 years later two boys went in the lab as a dare the boys where never seen again where aparently murdered now that u have read this comment tonight when u go to sleep the two boys and fredrick will come and murder you but you can stop this by posting this comment on 5 other videos by midnight
nt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks
John needs to find a serious girl..... all this crap sounds like teenager relationship. Uncle John, please find a REAL GIRL! They exist, is just hard to find. don't give up!
...'like throwing punches underwater', I sure know I've heard that line somewhere else...a bit lower down the line but hey! seems like the idea has been in his head for a while.
Reletionships are never simple. And John really expresses hiself and impresses me. There really is a thin line between love and hate. Sometimes words really can't explain the way you feel. It's always hard to find the right words. Thing can come together fast then fall apart faster. That's just life. You never really can breathe under water.
John is the best!!! Guys if you like John Mayer check out my band ORZACKS ROAD, we have a cool acoustic/electric rock thing goin on. People say we have a Dave matthews/jack johnson sound.
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i seen a vid of mayer from a concert in canada on 04 of your body... and does a couple of rifs of belief after the chorus when he usually does the groove on the live version maybe he had the song for a while??
I always thought the guy was a brilliant lyricist and an awesome singer, but what he just said makes more sense than any song I've ever heard. I have always believed in the power of words and how quick one can dismiss the small words in search for bigger ones. Kudos John.
jyrka - thats not philosophical rant - thats establishing his fan base. John Mayer is a geniouse - he knows his audience and who buys his albums, and who puts his magazine pictures on their walls =P hell, i would do the same bro.
I'D LIKE THAT
fraaancescarose 3 weeks ago
<3 <3 <3
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taylorzero1985 1 year ago
he just had to speak :) and i like that :)
LeAnn0206 1 year ago 3
he's so full of crap! I'd like to meet him and call him on his shit.
neefafa 1 year ago
He can attract you interested in what he say's 1 of his multy talents is beïng funny in a weird way But can't stop listening to it so far as you can sing a song whith him (at home ofcourse)You can say everything he say's on that stage. At least I can? Are there more who do this syncronite talking with his talks? Would like to know Sent me a line back if so noted duhuu You can realy feel whats his tale
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1964aphrodite 2 years ago
this makes me smile, so much (:
caitlinkapow 2 years ago 4
I like that
pjh85 2 years ago 3
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nipunlanka 2 years ago
LS4NO
dynamitekydd 2 years ago
what song does he break in to?
ams914 2 years ago
my stupid mouth i believe.
grindcorebabyxoxo 2 years ago
love song for no one
Gramsbaseball22 2 years ago 3
i forgot to put a ? at the end of my last comment. does anyone know what song he played after that story?
caffeine3ree 2 years ago
love song for no one
roostercooster 2 years ago
thanks
caffeine3ree 2 years ago
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missprissm 1 year ago
anyone know the song he played after that awesome little story
caffeine3ree 2 years ago
haha johm mayer is genius
TomJous 2 years ago
he could be a stand up comedian with that level of sympatico and rapport with the crowd.
DitzyStephanie 2 years ago 3
pastor john
raiderfreak4lf 2 years ago
it was uncle john
willymywonka 2 years ago
haha this is funny
rap2383 2 years ago
dam this guy is good. lol
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MegaMusicfiend 2 years ago
Dang, that boy could be a preacher!! lol
LaLaLandSRVMayer240 2 years ago 10
John Mayers cool.
MEGAS1LORD1DEVIN 2 years ago 10
Oh man, Mayer is amazing.
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hackingstupid 2 years ago
lol and it all started with "i'd like that"
OkayinAsec 2 years ago 7
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XxxNakkxxX 2 years ago
impregnate you with my LOVE?
0_o bahahahaha!
freshPrincess626 2 years ago 4
what dvd is this from?
blinke101 2 years ago
Any Given Thursday
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nt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks
magna1h9 2 years ago
mayer is god.
princessahmun 2 years ago 3
I justo love this "monologue"...i think it's hilarious and what's worse...so true...
PinkElla81 2 years ago 5
rolf!!!
focused05 2 years ago
Can't those chicks shut up?!!
Doud92 3 years ago 28
nope. have you ever been to an attractive male musician's concert before?
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@Doud92 he definetly only said all that just to make them scream.
fff555fff666 1 year ago
John needs to find a serious girl..... all this crap sounds like teenager relationship. Uncle John, please find a REAL GIRL! They exist, is just hard to find. don't give up!
andre2pi 3 years ago
he has jen!
princessahmun 2 years ago
...'like throwing punches underwater', I sure know I've heard that line somewhere else...a bit lower down the line but hey! seems like the idea has been in his head for a while.
gabrieltsiry 3 years ago
its from his song on the continuum album entitled 'belief'
Emmibubble 3 years ago
I know, mate! ;) I was just trying to be witty :) But it's always better to have someone clarify things like you just did
gabrieltsiry 3 years ago
"Like throwing punches underwater"..Is a line from his song "Belief"
Thai87 3 years ago
I laugh soooo hard everytime I watch this! *rofl*
misslellow 3 years ago
I wanna impregnate you with me love....LOL John cracks me up, so much...
eglo879 3 years ago 4
i could listen to it again and again, just to hear his voice when saying "i'm in love with you" *meeeeeelt*
diesue 3 years ago
So funny.
AndiJetaime 3 years ago
fuckkk ! ur perfect !!
marry meeeee
rodst 3 years ago 2
lol wttfff that was so john mayer
bomdiddly 3 years ago 2
aaaaaaaah, underestimate! uuuuh, i checked it up xD what an idea!
thank you anyhow
diesue 3 years ago
that's fu***n' great! he's so right...
but: can someone understand the last sentence properly? never ever under...what? the power of i like that... please help me... ^^ i'd like that =)
diesue 3 years ago
He said:,, never ever underestimate the power of I like that"
KrissLP 3 years ago
thanks... I found it out since then... as i wrote. =)
diesue 3 years ago
Reletionships are never simple. And John really expresses hiself and impresses me. There really is a thin line between love and hate. Sometimes words really can't explain the way you feel. It's always hard to find the right words. Thing can come together fast then fall apart faster. That's just life. You never really can breathe under water.
jzmnbty 3 years ago
thats disgusting how he has had that belief line for so long, and waited for it to fit perfectly in a song. How can you do that lol
peezy1 3 years ago
thats awesome
teshmiester8 3 years ago
haha that was great. made my day lol.
EntrnlChaos 4 years ago
ROFL! that was so hilariously true - if that even made any sense XD
love John, and hell yeah, "I'd like that."
undaagethinker 4 years ago 2
i love this man
gretchenmariedecuir1 4 years ago
id like that...hmmmmmmmm, so true :")
fuzzybunny05 4 years ago
that was cool "l like that"
justcallmelina 4 years ago
love it. love him.
kishakk 4 years ago
lol im thinking about doing this as my monologue for my audition
hmongxboii 4 years ago 3
its the truth.
sofakingfilipino 4 years ago
Is this from any given thursday?
4TheMus1c 4 years ago 2
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orzacks 4 years ago
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shut up shit
KaplanCrack 4 years ago
well said John.. but actions are always far more powerful than words.
Annie1962 4 years ago 2
true.
vintageedoll 4 years ago
I love John Mayer! I wish he said "I Love You" to me. Yeah right! That would be pretty sweet though!
kittengrl247nan 4 years ago
"Yes John the guitar works" - 'Uncle John'
justjokingyall 4 years ago 4
love it
il0vemybabe 4 years ago
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so gay.
MrMuskOx 4 years ago
his talking reminds me of 80s Tom Hanks
HopePoisoned 4 years ago
thats really cool cuz Belief is my favorite song of his
divergurl27 4 years ago 2
"Never underestimate the power of "I'd like that." " Definitely something to keep in mind.
sharona1981 4 years ago
did anyone notice that he said "its like throwing punches underwater" I wonder how long this was before he wrote the song Belief
divergurl27 4 years ago
i seen a vid of mayer from a concert in canada on 04 of your body... and does a couple of rifs of belief after the chorus when he usually does the groove on the live version maybe he had the song for a while??
jrcr1 4 years ago
Yeah, Simmering is a really old song of his that he's changed a bit of the lyrics to and then made into Belief.
purplebullets 4 years ago 2
i heard on an interview that he spent some 2 or 3 years writing belief, he said it was the hardest song to write on continuum
strangerwithcandy 3 years ago
but its one of the best on the cd, john mayer is the man. fav j m song has to be covered in rain off the Any Given Thursday cd, that solo is awesome.
jrcr1 3 years ago
I love John mayer<3
Balboalvr007 4 years ago
I always thought the guy was a brilliant lyricist and an awesome singer, but what he just said makes more sense than any song I've ever heard. I have always believed in the power of words and how quick one can dismiss the small words in search for bigger ones. Kudos John.
Yettobefamous 4 years ago
incredible! i don't think he realizes the caliber of his brilliance, it's like completely unheard of. i'd like that :)
covered7in7rain 5 years ago
Man, tomorrow I have this competition, and I'm using this as my speech, as the event calls for a speech previously delivered by a famous person.
I just wish I could do it like John did.
Thatdude1288 5 years ago
Lets clone him for womankind <3
I had never heard the phrase 'punches under water' until his latest cd..
apparently I forgot to watch this WAY long ago lol
dreamer4dave 5 years ago
OMG JOHN MAYYERRR IS SOO ADORABLE. I saw him in concert just last night and pretty much, I'm in love with him. Not HIM, just him.
xodonniedarko 5 years ago
I'd like that
RaiderX 5 years ago
This speech really shows how down to earth he really is.
ijustleft 5 years ago
girls are annoying when John is on scene...
eclapton 5 years ago
*coughcoughJessicasimpsoncoughcough* Because you KNOW he's playing that entire thing with her.
lita313 5 years ago
the last part where you can hear him laughing like "haha" is not included. aww. he is absolutely right!
regineanne21 5 years ago
Aww! How cute is he? I heart him so much.
livador 5 years ago
that was absolutely adorable.
and 100% correct.
novideos 5 years ago
man... will you marry me? just for playing the guitar nonstop and saying "i'd like that" and "i'm in love with you" like that... xD
diesue 5 years ago
can i have this as a written text in oversize to put it on my wall??? gee, these words..
voodoolight 5 years ago
haha...
Rainac0 5 years ago
I just love him!! He's awesome!!
Tracygrace 5 years ago
aw. i love him. =]
emmilyy18 5 years ago
most annoying crowd ever.
jcarrig 5 years ago
OMG. WHEN HE SAYS "IM IN LOVE WIHT YOU" WOW ID GO NUTs
ADD2JM 5 years ago
so true.
ZayMaster 5 years ago
jyrka - thats not philosophical rant - thats establishing his fan base. John Mayer is a geniouse - he knows his audience and who buys his albums, and who puts his magazine pictures on their walls =P hell, i would do the same bro.
MayerGuitarist 5 years ago
Such a great philosophical rant wasted in a sea of screaming girls. I do not like that.
jyrka 5 years ago 3
u know becuase of the speech he just said its like every girl there is like "i want u inside of me" lol
coopebw123 5 years ago 2
Bwahahahahahaha
2dhill 5 years ago
I just noticed he said "now you're just throwing punches underwater." A possible foreshadowing to the lyrics of "Belief," perhaps?!
JustJAC10 5 years ago
I was thinking the exact same thing hahah!
blinkie123 5 years ago
He shouldn't talk. Just sing.
krnxswat 5 years ago
go hell...John Mayer is a GREAT guitar player...but...Clapton...i mean...he's GOD!!
gianpix18 5 years ago
Hey John what would you say if we've never met then i said I LOVE YOU !!! ???
Poooochiey 5 years ago
he's perfect.. i luv him!
anafloyd 5 years ago
Hey John...I'd like that!lol
socialfox8818 5 years ago
Lol
fomfom 5 years ago
Roflmao
plagueodeath 5 years ago
I like that observation. So realistic!!!
manythoughts 5 years ago
john mayer is a master of his work, he is right up there with eric clapton, and b.b. king! i love the acoustic! and he plays it so well
sk8er20984 5 years ago 2
Hate to say it ...this ritual never stops....Im 42 and its the same ...this is why i dont date anymore!
cshellz41 5 years ago
LOOL! did he say "nigga what happened?" :P (at 01:14)
leirgauk 5 years ago
haha..nope
skabaaa 5 years ago
no he didnt, he said: "and you go what happened?"
magiesa 5 years ago
that screaming is a mess... that video is great.
catswithknives 5 years ago
I cannot get tired of this clip. :)
freedombird 5 years ago
i wanna impregnate you with my love... wtf? lol
lilmisslucy 5 years ago
Great. Absolutely genius.
I'd like that.
Remember that tip from Uncle John
Ash0089 5 years ago
that dude is funny
butternut86 5 years ago
OHHHH JM sooo cool
yellow00 5 years ago
this kid has a potencial.. omg haha the girls go crazy :D
keniano 5 years ago
Wow, his short hair phase. AGT was great.. and a long time ago too, at that.
alsepang 5 years ago
Damn I love this guy. <3
CherrySprings 5 years ago
how douchebags conduct relationships 101 (incoherent edition), by prof. john mayer
khalithistle 5 years ago
he is a freakin genius. <3
melonlicious 5 years ago
Uncle John that is some wise wisdom there!! *LOL* =D
DayDreamer12 5 years ago
(L)
shanzie 5 years ago
john is the best ever ever ever ever ever.
joeyp49 5 years ago
from "belief" more specifcally.
danielyimm 5 years ago
throwin punches under water....thats actually a line on the Continuum CD...nice.
sporrer17 5 years ago
haha yeah I was gonna make note of that
I love this dude =)
crazylikemydaddy 5 years ago
who wouldn't have recognized...? -.-
diesue 4 years ago
i want to impregnate you with my love
danielyimm 5 years ago
I'd like that!
KtiaT 5 years ago
word.
cornplexx 5 years ago
hahaha John Mayer is more than a guitar genious.. he is just a genious
rigglypuffers 5 years ago
LOLOLOL!
freedombird 5 years ago
i wanna marry you John! :P lol
he's soooo right! love and hate are one step apart from each other!
sararobalo 5 years ago
I wish the girls would just listen or react after we saysit though...the screaming is distracting.
joanneofmine 5 years ago
I agree.
skywheel88 5 years ago
Oh how right he is....
vinjankla 5 years ago