John Mayer
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  • I'D LIKE THAT

  • <3 <3 <3

  • he just had to speak :) and i like that :)

  • he's so full of crap! I'd like to meet him and call him on his shit.

  • He can attract you interested in what he say's 1 of his multy talents is beïng funny in a weird way But can't stop listening to it so far as you can sing a song whith him (at home ofcourse)You can say everything he say's on that stage. At least I can? Are there more who do this syncronite talking with his talks? Would like to know Sent me a line back if so noted duhuu You can realy feel whats his tale

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  • this makes me smile, so much (:

  • I like that

  • LS4NO

  • what song does he break in to?

  • my stupid mouth i believe.

  • love song for no one

  • i forgot to put a ? at the end of my last comment. does anyone know what song he played after that story?

  • love song for no one

  • thanks

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  • anyone know the song he played after that awesome little story

  • haha johm mayer is genius

  • he could be a stand up comedian with that level of sympatico and rapport with the crowd.

  • pastor john

  • it was uncle john

  • haha this is funny

  • dam this guy is good. lol

  • Dang, that boy could be a preacher!! lol

  • John Mayers cool.

  • Oh man, Mayer is amazing.

  • lol and it all started with "i'd like that"

  • poonmaster

  • impregnate you with my LOVE?

    0_o bahahahaha!

  • what dvd is this from?

  • Any Given Thursday

  • mayer is god.

  • I justo love this "monologue"...i think it's hilarious and what's worse...so true...

  • rolf!!!

  • Can't those chicks shut up?!!

  • nope. have you ever been to an attractive male musician's concert before?

  • John needs to find a serious girl..... all this crap sounds like teenager relationship. Uncle John, please find a REAL GIRL! They exist, is just hard to find. don't give up!

  • he has jen!

  • ...'like throwing punches underwater', I sure know I've heard that line somewhere else...a bit lower down the line but hey! seems like the idea has been in his head for a while.

  • its from his song on the continuum album entitled 'belief'

  • I know, mate! ;) I was just trying to be witty :) But it's always better to have someone clarify things like you just did

  • "Like throwing punches underwater"..Is a line from his song "Belief"

  • I laugh soooo hard everytime I watch this! *rofl*

  • I wanna impregnate you with me love....LOL John cracks me up, so much...

  • i could listen to it again and again, just to hear his voice when saying "i'm in love with you" *meeeeeelt*

  • So funny.

  • fuckkk ! ur perfect !!

    marry meeeee

  • lol wttfff that was so john mayer

  • aaaaaaaah, underestimate! uuuuh, i checked it up xD what an idea!

    thank you anyhow

  • that's fu***n' great! he's so right...

    but: can someone understand the last sentence properly? never ever under...what? the power of i like that... please help me... ^^ i'd like that =)

  • He said:,, never ever underestimate the power of I like that"

  • thanks... I found it out since then... as i wrote. =)

  • Reletionships are never simple. And John really expresses hiself and impresses me. There really is a thin line between love and hate. Sometimes words really can't explain the way you feel. It's always hard to find the right words. Thing can come together fast then fall apart faster. That's just life. You never really can breathe under water.

  • thats disgusting how he has had that belief line for so long, and waited for it to fit perfectly in a song. How can you do that lol

  • thats awesome

  • haha that was great. made my day lol.

  • ROFL! that was so hilariously true - if that even made any sense XD

    love John, and hell yeah, "I'd like that."

  • i love this man

  • id like that...hmmmmmmmm, so true :")

  • that was cool "l like that"

  • love it. love him.

  • lol im thinking about doing this as my monologue for my audition

  • its the truth.

  • Is this from any given thursday?

  • well said John.. but actions are always far more powerful than words.

  • true.

  • I love John Mayer! I wish he said "I Love You" to me. Yeah right! That would be pretty sweet though!

  • "Yes John the guitar works" - 'Uncle John'

  • love it

  • his talking reminds me of 80s Tom Hanks

  • thats really cool cuz Belief is my favorite song of his

  • "Never underestimate the power of "I'd like that." " Definitely something to keep in mind.

  • did anyone notice that he said "its like throwing punches underwater" I wonder how long this was before he wrote the song Belief

  • i seen a vid of mayer from a concert in canada on 04 of your body... and does a couple of rifs of belief after the chorus when he usually does the groove on the live version maybe he had the song for a while??

  • Yeah, Simmering is a really old song of his that he's changed a bit of the lyrics to and then made into Belief.

  • i heard on an interview that he spent some 2 or 3 years writing belief, he said it was the hardest song to write on continuum

  • but its one of the best on the cd, john mayer is the man. fav j m song has to be covered in rain off the Any Given Thursday cd, that solo is awesome.

  • I love John mayer<3

  • I always thought the guy was a brilliant lyricist and an awesome singer, but what he just said makes more sense than any song I've ever heard. I have always believed in the power of words and how quick one can dismiss the small words in search for bigger ones. Kudos John.

  • incredible! i don't think he realizes the caliber of his brilliance, it's like completely unheard of. i'd like that :)

  • Man, tomorrow I have this competition, and I'm using this as my speech, as the event calls for a speech previously delivered by a famous person.

    I just wish I could do it like John did.

  • Lets clone him for womankind <3

    I had never heard the phrase 'punches under water' until his latest cd..

    apparently I forgot to watch this WAY long ago lol

  • OMG JOHN MAYYERRR IS SOO ADORABLE. I saw him in concert just last night and pretty much, I'm in love with him. Not HIM, just him.

  • I'd like that

  • This speech really shows how down to earth he really is.

  • girls are annoying when John is on scene...

  • *coughcoughJessicasimpsoncough­cough* Because you KNOW he's playing that entire thing with her.

  • the last part where you can hear him laughing like "haha" is not included. aww. he is absolutely right!

  • Aww! How cute is he? I heart him so much.

  • that was absolutely adorable.

    and 100% correct.

  • man... will you marry me? just for playing the guitar nonstop and saying "i'd like that" and "i'm in love with you" like that... xD

  • can i have this as a written text in oversize to put it on my wall??? gee, these words..

  • haha...

  • I just love him!! He's awesome!!

  • aw. i love him. =]

  • most annoying crowd ever.

  • OMG. WHEN HE SAYS "IM IN LOVE WIHT YOU" WOW ID GO NUTs

  • so true.

  • jyrka - thats not philosophical rant - thats establishing his fan base. John Mayer is a geniouse - he knows his audience and who buys his albums, and who puts his magazine pictures on their walls =P hell, i would do the same bro.

  • Such a great philosophical rant wasted in a sea of screaming girls. I do not like that.

  • u know becuase of the speech he just said its like every girl there is like "i want u inside of me" lol

  • Bwahahahahahaha

  • I just noticed he said "now you're just throwing punches underwater." A possible foreshadowing to the lyrics of "Belief," perhaps?!

  • I was thinking the exact same thing hahah!

  • He shouldn't talk. Just sing.

  • go hell...John Mayer is a GREAT guitar player...but...Clapton...i mean...he's GOD!!

  • Hey John what would you say if we've never met then i said I LOVE YOU !!! ???

  • he's perfect.. i luv him!

  • Hey John...I'd like that!lol

  • Lol

  • Roflmao

  • I like that observation.  So realistic!!!

  • john mayer is a master of his work, he is right up there with eric clapton, and b.b. king! i love the acoustic! and he plays it so well

  • Hate to say it ...this ritual never stops....Im 42 and its the same ...this is why i dont date anymore!

  • LOOL! did he say "nigga what happened?" :P (at 01:14)

  • haha..nope

  • no he didnt, he said: "and you go what happened?"

  • that screaming is a mess... that video is great.

  • I cannot get tired of this clip. :)

  • i wanna impregnate you with my love... wtf? lol

  • Great. Absolutely genius.

    I'd like that.

    Remember that tip from Uncle John

  • that dude is funny

  • OHHHH JM sooo cool

  • this kid has a potencial.. omg haha the girls go crazy :D

  • Wow, his short hair phase. AGT was great.. and a long time ago too, at that.

  • Damn I love this guy. <3

  • how douchebags conduct relationships 101 (incoherent edition), by prof. john mayer

  • he is a freakin genius. <3

  • Uncle John that is some wise wisdom there!! *LOL* =D

  • (L)

  • john is the best ever ever ever ever ever.

  • from "belief" more specifcally.

  • throwin punches under water....thats actually a line on the Continuum CD...nice.

  • haha yeah I was gonna make note of that

    I love this dude =)

  • who wouldn't have recognized...? -.-

  • i want to impregnate you with my love

  • I'd like that!

  • word.

  • hahaha John Mayer is more than a guitar genious.. he is just a genious

  • LOLOLOL!

  • i wanna marry you John! :P lol

    he's soooo right! love and hate are one step apart from each other!

  • I wish the girls would just listen or react after we saysit though...the screaming is distracting.

  • I agree.

  • Oh how right he is....

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