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  • Beardyman, i would like to tell you that i've been into beatboxing 1 year and looking over internet, i found you. I hope that when i grow up i be like you, great artist and great musician. I wont be as you, but i want to be like you.

    I love you and thanks for giving me the strength and hope to be better in my life.

    Martin.

  • he reminds me of that pirate from spongebob :D

  • did he just roll a spliff?

  • upskinnery!?

  • Wicked an' ting, bredrin...You glorious fuckin' loon! :D

    Nice edumacatin' skills too.

    Gizza go on that doob, eh?

    Next year give Santa the night off... Be naughty.

  • lol beardy man is a legend i cant get enough of watching this vid

  • LOL AT 1:49

  • hahaha i know just how he felt at the end i can sympathise with the madness i just saw

  • Jesus probably looked like someone from the middle east...not white. He was born in the middle east, why would he be white? His skin color would be indigenous to the area and people...

  • He who argues over religion on the internet, is like he who dreams of having enough courage to talk to a brick wall...

    Moral of story: No one wins a religious battle on the internet, it just makes everyone look like fools...

  • amen

  • Huh.

    I always thought that if you argued long enough on the internet, and with enough ferocity, you would eventually win :P

    Show what I know.

  • You who choose to argue over religion and stuff learn to disagree it happens when you can't prove something. So until you prove something keep your religion to yourselves and deal with the fact that people cant have respect for something that has yet to be proven its existence.

    Merry xmas to you too beardyman. Comedian, loopist, beatboxer...... a man with too much time on his hands lol.

  • i agree with you!

  • well said lol

  • 3:20 to 3:30 hihih

  • The eight reindeer that drives your sleigh is also akin to Ba'al(Bael) having eight legs. Although it is unconfirmed.

  • Everyone, please Enjoy the talented beatboxing from the master of the art. Please don't fight here.

  • No. No one is fighting here we are just expressing our unfootnoted, uninformed, unquoted opinions in here. The sources where you all get your information could be appreciated by all for the futher understanding of this debate.

  • wikipedia -> christmas, mithras, saturnalia, ishtar,

    google -> rebirth of the sun, ba'al, marduk

    and fossilizedcustoms ^dot^ com

  • Thank you very much mikahgiacchetti. Let's all cite our sources please. Wikipedia also mentions that Jesus is probably not black! For those who might want to swallow that blackness theory.

  • Beardy smoke weed ! Nice :D

  • Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you to Beardy - Think it was informative yet still fuckin funny.

  • EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

    ITS A FUCKING JOKE.

    Jeeeeeez.

  • This isn't a joke this is a life or death matter people get killed for saying the truth like journalists. And others are killed for expressing their opinions like in any totalitarian regime for example in Pinochet's Chile, Trujillo's Dominican Republic, Hussein's Iraq. And Jesus is NOT black ( just like Obama is NOT black he is MULATTO) !

  • oh sorry.

    dont hit me with your bible.

  • first saw u on britains got talent u shuda won, ur well gd m8

  • LOL its wasn't him on that, it was some other crap guy called crowe or some shit. aint beardyman.

  • Haha, Horsepower, you just got dropkicked by Beardy himself! The bible isn't real, it is a book of stories that are meant to be taken as guidelines on how we should try and live our lives. Jesus was the protagonist. Disregard all knowledge or belief that he was an actual person. Corporate consumerism is what 'Christmas' means now.

  • 0:06 ...... weed? srsly?

  • ooh, boy, it's weed.

    What a dangerous drug.

    What an addictive drug.

    What a gateway drug.

    Do your homework, and try it, it's not that bad, It's actually safer than smoking cigarettes.

    FYI, you don't need to smoke weed to feel it's effects.

  • horsepower060.... Jesus didn't die for us, because he wasn't real. And even if he was real what person man or woman would die for what will happen to world instead of using his supernatural powers to save the world from sin. I'm sorry to tell you but the bible is a lie. And I know that you and many others will be angry but you should face facts. I'm sorry to break it to you.

  • you are fucking wicked man

  • itz booooooorrrrrrrrrrring bluuuuuuuooouuuuuuuud.

    but screw all you idiots bein all waawaaawaaaaaa shut IIIT!

  • lol stop it on 3:02

  • may i politely recommend that you read way more than you currently do. And not the bible, that doesn't count... i think you've read that too much already. I like christmas, but i also like broad-mindedness, which negates accepting dogma. sorry.

  • LOL!

  • For those who haven't seen Dogma...

    Loki : Organized religion destroys who we are or who we can be by inhibiting our

    actions and decisions out of fear of an intangible parent-figure who shakes

    a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says "No, no!"

    Gotta Love Kevin Smith =D.

  • I would like to add, that anyone who believes in the Messiah being Jesus, should also look into the origins of the Celebration of christmas itself.

  • DUDE I AM IN RELIGON CLASS IDIOT

  • It doesn't matter what Beardyman believes, because we all have the choice to believe what we want.

    Trying to force someone to believe what you believe because you think it's right, isn't the way your Jesus acted.

    Also, you may want to look into the festival of Saturnalia, it may explain where christmas came from.

    People don't celebrate jesus during christmas, they put up a tree and get presents, and most likely celebrate the family.

  • @horsepower060

    Did you know that Jesus isnt related to any crosses ? Recently, scientists from sweden found out that jesus was hanged on a rope, and the whole cross thing is just a mistake of literature, some ancient monk made a mistake translating a greek word stavros, which means a log/tree or a pole...Also they found out that all they think that all the miracles mentioned in bible are just cunamis and volcanos...So christianity is full of lies...

  • We have celebrated Yuletide for 2000yesrs before christ were born. So it is a lie that we celebrate it to Jesus

  • Respect is earned and yours just hit base and made quite a dent - shame

  • god i could do with beardyman around. I imagine he's like a little guru to talk to but also completely insane, he seems to share my views aswell judging from this video and also my love of the erb

  • i wish i hadn't watched this with my 4 year old and my grandmother

    BEARDYMAN FOR PRESIDENT

  • oh yeah - FUN - enemy of the church. lol

    beardy u rock

  • Get some sense of perspective guys! It's just a funny joke. Quality vid!

  • This is an official unflag.

  • WTF they flagged it lmao lmoa lmao wow RETARDS!!

  • lollll

    this just made my day XD.

    x

  • YOU ARE AWESOME

  • haahaaaa....jesus is wearing tupac and has a fro...lolz...

  • a yo,

    whos dis jesus man? fuck im.

    Big up biggie & 2pac.

    Beardyman what do u know about Lord krul cuz?

  • lol niggers

  • haha

    merry x-mas beardyclaus :D

  • Jesus Christ is our saviour Beardyman. That should be obvious to anyone that has read the Bible. How do I know the Bible is the word of God? Because it says it in the Bible. Speed up!

  • read more.

  • Well done, carrying on your tradition as a very funny and very talented beatboxer. I'm coming Battlejam this Friday, can't wait to see you there, i'm easy to notice as I have massive hair...

    I need a trim...

  • My respect for you just quadrupled

  • No jesus wasnt born in 2000BC, when people already celebrated the winter solstice. More and more ppl call this winter celebration its nonreligious name nowadays. It is called yule. Just look at "Happy tree friends"

    Too baad people flag this all the time but I guess they are offended by this type of humour including spliffs and harsh language

  • oh boo hoo its just a laugh

  • appreciate you expressing your honest opinion (even if I don't share it).

    St. Nicolas was a good man. As a side note, he saved 3 girls from prostitution by throwing gold into their home anonymously... not something you hear about very often.

    Cheers! and Merry Christmas!

  • st nicolas was indeed a good man who did many good deeds and deserves his memory preserved. I'm commenting on how we don't hear about this, and the santa claus we know today is a magical gift fairy with elves.

  • Yo Beardy, loved your set at Cambridge Junction, go to my channel and watch some of the videos i recorded of your war with Jungle Drummer.

  • loving that face man.

  • HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (:

    your hotttt :P

  • The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing But The Truth

  • ahahahaha

    your silly

  • Oh cmon, he obviously knows it's not the truth. It's all a bit of comedy. It's only his opinion, after all. You have yours, so respect 'em others!

  • historical facts are now opinion...

    right.

  • badass ending

  • Ha ha, the way he hummed the tinkel bell sounded great haha,very nice beatboxing too!

    Merry Christmas Everyone !

  • hahahaha oh god... that was the funniest religious spoof i've ever seen...

  • you have amazing skill and your videos never fail to impress me

  • Well I liked it, and hav nvr heard any christmas song being beatboxed b4...

    Sounded great! =D

  • LMAO!!!

  • ahahhaha! nice ending!

  • Quality edutainment!

  • he's fuckin' crazy, but funny, yeah it looks real drug !!

  • Was THAT REAL DRUGS! LMAO!

  • heheheh hae a merry fuckin christmas beardyman great infotainment there!!!

  • Nice Roll :P

    Wouldnt mind watching him smoke it.

  • I LOVE BEARDYMAN>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ;D

  • o.o

    I love you.

  • LOL who would flag this?

  • LOL

    2:44

  • y dont you put this on the youtube gift card list?

  • my message also was a reply to oojamaflipper but it showed up here. if you think this is history you should look it up for yourself because Beardymans just joking cuz hes a silly guy.

  • he's not joking. ur an idiot

  • grr that was a reply to nicolee8, not the vid. I love Beardy!!! :D

  • lold at the end

  • Channel 4 ... we have this years Alternative Christmas Message sorted ... you won't top this from Beardyman

  • awesome man!!!! just a fucking legend!

  • the vid sux but the beat rox :D

  • joint or mince pies, good choice

  • Man...You've shed a new light on christmas and what it means to me beardyman. Plus... how do you do that with your jaw? a genuine face melt.

    Cool!

  • FUCKIN BRILLIANT!!!

  • That was beautiful.

  • LOL

    AWESOME!!!

  • ...and good will to all man!

    lmao awesome

  • amazing work

    "im probably a paedophile" Epic win

  • Again as allways, fucking amazing man ahahaha

  • lol- wickked

    xD

  • I still cant believe you can act. Total mind blow!

  • joint or cookies?

    joint or cookies?

    eh i choose the joint

    hahahahaha

  • what was he doing in the start

  • drugs.

  • hehe someone who can tell it like it is

  • epic win.. fuck the christian idiots who flagged.. they cant bare to think others dont buy into their little social club..

  • learn your history then apologise. :P

  • Maybe it wasn't christians who flagged it (they would have to flag a lot of stuff on YouTube as well then), but people shocked about the display of drug use. Outrageous indeed! ;)

  • R U OK ?? Santa ?? LOL ... its eggnog withdrawal isnt it ? aww BIGHUGS from me .. and coz u been a good santa 5/5 and vlogged LOL and subbed and god ur fuckin funny lol

  • This was AWESOME! Thanks for the history lesson!

  • hahaha this is excellent :)

  • fucking brilliant mate haha i got seconds on that spliff

  • i love u!!!! marry me? haha

  • meant to be a reply to xXbabycakesXx and 2007dre

  • GO GO GO beardyman

  • he has a small tounge

  • im probably a PEdifile

  • wtf y do u upload the same vid again? but anyways cool

  • i think its the whole flagging thing

  • they flagged the other one.

  • then came jesus, the first hippy

  • i love the beggining little song intro, pretty awesome

  • haha, i love this:)

  • I really enjoyed this video.... people flagged it because they don't like the truth..... You go Beardyman...... Rock the freedom of speech.

  • hahahaha

  • you put the guy with the french flag on his face over south africa not france?

    hahaha

  • and he put the UK flag in US

  • are you being serious? he was talking about colonisation.. most of africa = france, most of north america = britain, most of south america = spain

  • thats coz the french colonised a lot in africa -and indonesia- and you can hear the french language has influenced the modern african languages

    ...similar story but with different nations and continents for the other 2 ;)

  • Great Vid...Too funny~

    Happy Holidays Everyone!

    Blessings, HO HO HO!

    LOL

  • epic.

  • it was flagged?

  • whoever flagged this is a queer.

  • really

  • haha thats so good, even if it is the secound time ive seen it :L

    hahahahaha someone flagged it what spanners.

  • I can't believe the first video was flagged. Keep it up Beardy, this is an important message.

  • Yes it is important! The only thing wrong with it is that Jesus was not black( just like president Obama isnt black either he is a MULATTO: a person of mixed caucasian and negro ancestry.). Or have you ever seen a black ISRAELI or PALESTINIAN ?

  • don't be such a bellend. im sure that somewhere down the line all of us have a different race in there doesnt make us not white,black, brown or whatever. how do you even know jesus wasnt black, you wernt there or are you going to take the word of some religious nutjobs who wrote it all down before pens were invented.

  • First was flagged? GOD I HATE YOU YOUTUBE!!

  • who fucking flagged this the cunts!

  • great vid thx 4 reuploadin this

  • this is awesome but why twice? whatever man awesome

  • the first one got flagged

  • This is up already? WTF?? Good though, keep it up

  • love it!!!

  • why'd he post this twice?

    its great by the way

    xD

  • The first got flagged. God, Youtube sucks now. :(

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