WKUK- Kindergarten Cons

[ColonelCornMuffin]

0:05



[ColonelCornMuffin]

What is he saying at :05?

[MrSmashingcool]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF HAHAHAHA

[henryoneify]

those kids are good actors even the one who killed the other kid

[Soviet5anta]

I once got shived by a paperclip in kindergarten not fun.

[Romantuzhyk12345612]

1:25 lol

[TheRaenStrife]

0:36 I died laughing

[FuckItSnoopy]

This looks like an Adam Sandler movie. Seriously, but without the hardcore awesomeness. In Adam Sandler's version, instead of shanking the kid, he'll give some gay speech about how he's become a better person.

[Gallo1307]

Much better then Kindergarten Cop....

[Cactusman129]

where were they when I was in kindergarten?

[gole311]

I know where my kids are going to school :D

[nefrog50536]

This actually seems like an actual movie... just saying.

[LostLegend22]

i loved that.

[osu5inarow]

Die snitch

[MontageMan130]

Lol, I heard DIE SNACKS!!!

[tweetafi]

cop:YOU BOYS ARE IN THE CHAIN GANG!

[18yer]

i want my kid on this show

[xXReAPer171Xx]

myaah. I'd watch it.

[LovelyLin95]

I wonder what happened to the person that was supposed to be the real teacher, lol.

[iliketrains0pwned]

1:23 ROFOL XD

[sheldonstein13]

Umm........DIE SNITCH!

[olinwinchester83099]

I listened to that part over and over. He said " die snitch " I wouldn't say this if I wasn't sure.

[bobo777ish]

Ya punish those kids lol

[illcommentu]

i would watch this...everyday...

[TwerkSumBoo]

Funny ass sh!t

[Wazahm]

@TacosIncorperated yeah despite what those other guys said he did in fact say snitch prob so he didnt have to cuss

[OSCARBERGSTROM]

I AM HERE NOW

[TacosIncorperated]

DIE SNITCH

O i c wut u did thar.

Cuz kids cant cuss.

[Scinoid]

@TacosIncorperated no, it doesnt mean bitch, it means snitch as in someone who tells on other people

[233jester]

@TacosIncorperated what? no you DIDN"T see what he did there cause he didn't do anything snitch is a word its used for someone who rats other people out

[TheJbhmetal]

Their crimes are either using the nail gun or graping people

[mrxai658]

MORONS THINK IM PERFECT AGAIN

[Powerdude94]

That little kid stabbed that other kid

[JosephBr0seph]

i have that same airsoft shotgun the guy that says CHAIN GAAANG has.

[Visualize630]

1:23 Look at that little face!

[xplay101]

@Visualize630 hahah i fuckin know right!

[RXdash78]

4 and fucking and fucking and fucking and fucking

[kirby123334]

who lets these guys use there kids in there skits

[ffasdfasas]

COMING SOON TO CBS!

[1iwillkillyou]

i would watch this movie

[damightytruck]

1:23-1:27 for the win. "Die Bitch!!!"

[WarriorOfWAAGH]

@damightytruck He didn't say "Bitch" you silly monkey



[damightytruck]

@WarriorOfWAAGH if you think they say bitch, it sounds like it and it is funnier

[BearLordMan]

Habeas corpus :)

[10bluedude1]

I like when the kid went up to the bully and said:DIE BITCH!!!! Lol

[magicalmagic123]

i love this video so much its one of my favs <3

[XBurntBProductionsX]

1:21 poop stain on kids underwear -.-

[coolslim304]

That's the point... He's an older bully

[whaaaat4real]

1:23 wait didn't they say KINDERGARTEN cons Bobby looked like a 5th or 6th grade con

[xTNTxTIMx]

0:43 timmy is smiling then he quits and barely at 1:14, also before the kid explains that "bobby gave me a weegie at recess" the guy has a cigarett, then he doesn't! then if you look close enough when it shows the blood you can tell the put blood on it because he keeps stabbing him nd no more holes pop up... but what im trying to get at is even though they have low budget their able to make bad ass mini clips

[MiniNinja224]

I would so watch this movie XD

[mrxai658]

LOL the coloration of the letters

[controlpad008]

OMG ITS THAT GUY FROM COLLEGEHUMOR!

[KWempireproductions]

pause at 1:25

[chicopapass]

@KWempireproductions why?

[billyhay]

that teacher looks like he just might be a yuppie indentured servant

[Ruthlesscritic]

Isn't the kid yelling die snitch actually the one who snitched? lol

[pimpi343xboxgamertag]

@Ruthlesscritic no, he is saying DIE BITCH!

[AsianLiberationFront]

@Ruthlesscritic I think he's yelling "die bitch!"

[treewaffle123]

i want to see this show

[christ6345]

the next best sticom

[heyhaila09]

I feel like the best part of that whole thing was the little boy shanking the other one and the teachers nodding in approval

[Qu0teUnQuote]

why does it load faster in 720p than in 480p? that makes no sense

[knightnb971]

0:02 wTF IS TIMMY DOING

[zak7416]

1:07 1 pack of NewportsXD

[jokerkard8262]

THAT IS THE BEST PRINCIPAL EVER

[EpicPoptart854]

0:43 you can see Timmy smiling. :3

But then he frowns. |:{

[JunkYardDog175]

Seems like a legit principal

[TheXxLaBoRxX]

1:17 - 1:33. LoL!

[PHYCOGAMER]

anyone else see the fail on the shanking, it was poorly photoshoped, they should have used a NAAAAAAAAAIIIIILLLLLLLGGGUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheWabbajackX]

Always good to get them started at a young age.

[MrKingCake]

YOU BOYS... ARE IN A CHAAAIN GAAANG...

[slapmesilly99]

The guy that's the teacher is in college humor videos

[xXMinuteMaidXx]

NEEDS A MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVIE

[bob1you0]

habeas corpus lol



[bmcelhan4543]

die bitch

[landonmc98]

DIE BITCH! *shank*

[6545111]

0:52 O_O

[6545111]

0:52 O.O

[videobob92]

damn, timmy does a good charles manson impersonation.

[bloodsongrr]

skillex cme up?

[xVZxkilErBOi]

habeas corpus lmao

[TheBadKidz]

Did anyone else notice that at 1:16 hes got a cigarette in his mouth and then 1:22 he doesnt?

[TheBadKidz]

..OR ILL CUT EACH ONE OF YOUR FUCKEN HEADS OFF!!

[MrDz264]

i like how the badass warden just lets them run

[HeartlessJesseAgain]

damnit i wish this movie was real

[FeeneyProductionsLTD]

57 people were lady-boy cellmates

[sasquatchismyfather]

sad thing is....this was totally my elementary school life lol. watched a kid get shanked in kindergarden. NOT KIDDING.

[beachgoddes12]

hahhahaha i think i just pissed myself

[BruceWat]

Oh gawd, this is so stupid. *clicks the Like button*

[loser40639]

i would not like these people around my kids

[libertygal1]

@loser40639 OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IT'S A JOKE

[loser40639]

@libertygal1 i knew that, thus the joke that i sent

[grecorobert97]

1:24 man got shanked lol

[yeayeawateva1]

i love how the little girl said "1 pack of newports"

[spitfire865]

DIE SNITCH!

[elidabous]

@spitfire865 haha my favorite part bra

[hitmankgm]

@spitfire865 but.. he snitched on him

[zion2train]

hey kids do u know how to make someone your bitch?

[TheTrueSweeneyTodd]

this needs to be a movie...

[BloodMasterization]

@TheTrueSweeneyTodd I would watch it.

[alpacinoisking123]

@TheTrueSweeneyTodd or at least a sitcom

[Hailey77987]

i like how bobby looks like he is in at the most 6th grade and the lil shanking kid is in kindergarden

[MrKillerman229]

*kid shanks the fuck out of other kid*

me:they grow up so fast *sniff

[52mynumber]

Bobby got owned!XD

[dkolion1000]

i loled so much

[simaess]

...I'd watch it.

[greendayroker]

Suck on that, Dwyane

[artisttan12]

lol he shanked the kid

[Metallycah23]

Is Timmy playing Manson? xD

[AsianLiberationFront]

"DIE BITCH" shank shank shank shank

[WingnutDishwasher]

I like how Timmy doesn't do anything for the whole sketch. xD

[UpsidedownMushroom1]

god help us :-P

[Xboxzilla]

*after rewinding die snitch 5 times* MAKE IT STAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!! e_e

[Xboxzilla]

This musta been the worst of their sketches, cuz that last part was disturbing...

[darkelf743]

There is NO way you can make timmy look bad. X)

[halosmallmac]

This would be the greatest movie of all time

[amazingaustin13]

he shanked him, hahaha

[oB2KoHawk]

this movie is OBVIOUSLY FAKE! SERIOUSLY GUISE! White people don't go to jail, that's were the black ones are...

[Auroara23]

@oB2KoHawk Racist, much? We know it's fake like the other WKUK shows. It's purely for humor and this didn't take place when the blacks were divided from the whites.

[oB2KoHawk]

@Auroara23 I was making a joke, get the stick out of your ass, you ignorant clumsy clown mukaluka.

[Auroara23]

@oB2KoHawk Then simply say you were making a joke. You didn't have to throw around a insult across the internet for no reason.

[oB2KoHawk]

@Auroara23 Same goes to you, for some people "racist" is an insult. ;3

[Ligergirl501]

@0:49 that guy is pretty cute!

[Patricalypse]

0:05 Cool story bro

[Glowmunster666]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[truthIsStranger]

wait, why did the snitch stab the snitch? The wrong kid snitched / stabbed... plot hole

[Visser0x]

1:25 what the fuck is wrong with his face?

[kamratframjandet]

@Visser0x I think it's his haircut that makes it.

[MagicDumbledorre]

DIE SNITCH!! AYAHH!!!

[BlueSeagull26]

I love how timmy doesn't talk

[NillumNaes]

I don't think Timmy-con had many brain-waves

[TheShreder1000]

1:23

best.

part.

[MccZerk]

why would he drop the knife after stabbling him wdf?

[fazzinaw11]

this NEEDS to happen. like. rightnow

[hrimfisk]

-opens the door- "oh good you must be the new teachers" what is this guy, a retard?

[albinomonkey27]

@hrimfisk no budget for schools so probably

[RustyKnight94]

It looks great but not as good as black doctor or mall b*tches

[ilovefreddykrueger13]

1:14 that split second you can see Timmy crack a grin :D

[Jcereal98]

lol... DIE SNITCH!!! *stabs*

[copersonfilms]

I would watch that movie.

[modelmajorpita]

Their daring escape from prison is to turn around and walk away from a guard with a shotgun, who just stands there and watches. Exciting!

[sgtfaust]

awww...so cute

thats why i always teach my boy to never snitch

[snoopy25042]

I'd see that movie

[theC4K3is4lie]

1:17

[blackserenade24]

didn't jack black play a kindergarden con?

[TheTelefony]

Timmy is creepy

[Mrcantraplikeme]

Pause the video at 1:25, yourwelcome

[MrBlackkat96]

how are these guys allowed to be around kids?

[Frosted65]

lol funny

[MapleMaster88]

I wish this was a real movie lol

[brandnewpkz]

HAHAHAHAH!

[Ocelot6552]

awesome lol



[mrcraver123]

haha he stabbed the kid haha

[zackvee]

i would pay money to see this made into a movie

[Killaudio1123]

lol I love how evil timmy looks lol

[TheCoxjohn]

its sad that its over

[Austeenob]

lol



[halomanM16]

i would so watch that

[MrDevdude101]

trololololololololololoololool­olol

[derftyme]

dieee bitch!!!!!!!! Not today...

[9fears26]

Can my kid go to that school?

[electricdeathful]

SHUT CHA MOUTH OR ILL CUT EACH ONE OF YA FUCKIN HEADS OFF!XD

[slowjoe789]

he called him a snitch even though he was one that snitched hhmmm very interesting

[MrSanders2053]

oh. my. god.

[ieatflood]

I would totally watch this religiously if it were a tv series.

[TahJakester]

@ieatflood lucky for u i think it is

[ieatflood]

@TahJakester I meant the sketch.

[cdhally66]

this is so funny

[ehayes3791]

i love how blank faced timmy is lol.

[TheThisIsSparta300]

Well it shows a a well over exaggerated teaching. Public School education is not that good

[HeadStrong1222]

Ha, that guy has a tear drop tattoo. Classic!! (:

[MJK220]

DIEEEE SNITCCCCHHHH

[comicaljack77]

Press 1 and 4 really fast :)

[unfnyug1]

Finally a movie I'll pay to see

[Trielectify]

I'll be 100% honest. I would definitely fucken watch this if it was real.

[smoothgarrett]

55 people failed Kindergarten.

[Keevon7]

Die snitch! *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab*

[TheAcdcrulez2134]

i would so watch this movie or show