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  • That just about sums it up.

  • You gotta put the other chocolate videos you had. The Metal Gear one still cracks me up.

  • send me a message when this gets funny, I didn't drink or smoke enought today for this to be anywhere near funny.

  • "AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!! That hurt."

    "Someone get her a bandaid! HA HA HA! The end."

    xDDDDD

  • "lets make a chocobo baby" "Thats inappropriate" bwhahaha

  • well, someone else who doesn't like chocolate ._.

  • I love Tifas twitching boob.

  • So funny, yet so demented, repeated viewings should be classified as cruel and unusual punishment. Ah well. Much loves <3

  • hahaha

    "Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!­!"

    "someone get her a bandaid."

  • one of the best FF7 Parodys even though it's not the best ff game...

  • lots of CHOCOLAAAATE

  • Someone get her a bandaid. Best line.

  • cloud: did i mention it's chocolate....

    yufie: MATERIAAA!!! AAHHHHHHH :D

    best part :D

  • Someone from Square probably will watch this video and think:

    "Chocolate materia? Dammit! Why didn't we think of that?"

  • Best FFVII spoof of all time. XD

  • "let's make a chobocobo baaaby!!!"

  • "someone give her a bandaid!!!" XDD

  • That sums up the whole game perfectly!

  • We got experience points... So did i.....I dropped mine hahah. brilliant.

  • AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!­! That hurt.

  • @StasisCube --- that is awesome.

  • Actually she said chobokobo...

  • Handsdown best ff7 parody ever.

  • xD

    Yuffie love chocolate...

    MATERIA!!!

  • "Chocolate MATERIAAA???!!?!"

    YEEEEEEEEE

  • (:::[__]:::) Band Aid!

  • LOL

  • Obtained Item: "Chocolate" Materia

    Gives spell "Wonkafication"

    Turns targeted enemy into chocolate, causing other enemies to eat said enemy

  • Stupid gold saucer music

  • Love all of this. The only thing that made me sad is yuffie said she didn't like chocolate wtf!

  • Chocolate Materia lol

    Also lol at Aeries/Aerith death again "ouch it hurts"

    Cloud "i'm gonan give her a band aid"

  • Chocolate Materia lol and lol at Aeries/Aerith "AAAAH it hurts" Cloud: "I'm gonna give her a band aid"

  • that has to be the second most retarded thing i'v seen XD

  • @mistydemyx what's the first?

  • @Clickykid look up ff dissidia blave break

  • @mistydemyx yep that is retarded

  • "I am Aeris and I'm the last remaining ancient and I'm gonna save the-

    RUAARRRGGGGGGAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHH-

    That hurt! :D"

    "Someone give her a band-aid! :D"

    "HAHAHAHAHA........the end :3"

    I love this xD I wonder if I'm the only one who understood it on the first try. xD

  • "We've got experience points!" "So did I!" "I dropped mine :(" "We have two Chocobos!" "Let's make a Choco-bobo baby!" xD "That's inappropriate!!" "Now we're in outer space!" "We've come to steal your materia!" "We're not going to give it to you, but we'll give you lots of CHOCOLATEEE!!! :3" "...I don't like chocolate..." "Did I mention it's chocolate...MATERIA?" "YEEEEEEEEEE!!" xD let me finish this in a new comment
  • @MissFinalFantasyX

    i thought he drunk his exp, not dropped >o>

  • lol. "That's inappropriate!"

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, that hurt.

  • did I mention its chocolate MATERIA? WHEEEEEEEEE!

  • Why did they make this so hard to unlock in that flash? It's not fair! That minigame isn't fun and having short-term memory issues makes it even less fun. Just let us watch it without playing 10 levels of a crappy memory game!

  • Whoops, meant to say Band Aid but my computer likes to correct me and change my words

  • Almost forgot:

    "We got experiance points." "So did I"

  • Laughed so hard I choked!

    "Let's make a Chobocabo baby!"

    "Were not going to give it to you but we will give you lots of CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!"

    "Someone give her a bandage! Ahahahahahahaaaa!!!!"

  • My god, you are a truely epic artist. Ever considered DeviantArt?!

  • Hahahah!! THIS IS SO AWESOME! MY FAVOURITE

  • I love stick Tifa lol

  • lets make a chobocobo BABY

  • This has made, my day.

  • the aeris part is funny

  • Lol CHOCOCOBO BABY

  • Man, I wish to see a scribbled version of Vincent, Cid and Septhroth.

  • This was so worth beating that mini-game for.

  • "We won't give you any, but we'll give you lots of CHOCOLATE!!"

    "But I don't like chocolate."

    "Did I mention it's chocolate MATERIA?!"

    "^^RAUUUUUUUGGGH!!!"

  • lol This vid cracks me up so much!

  • we got expereince points. so did i . i droped mine

  • "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! That hurt"

  • @janice239 someone give her a bandade hahaha

  • HAHAHAHA This video is nothing but pure win!!!

    "Thats inappropriate."

    "Did i mention its chocolate MATERIA!!!"

    "Somebody give her a band aid!! hahaha"

  • SOMEONE GIVE HER A BAND AID!

  • @Urmean15 lol, i think it might take a lot more than a band aid, lol!

  • THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE!!

  • This sh*t was SO hard to unlock on Newgrounds back in the day. Even when you got good, it took forever.

    You'd tell your friend, "I got somethin' for you to see! Just wait. It'll take a minute!"

    (30 minutes later)

    "I swear this is the last stage!"

  • My IQ dropped Over 9000!!!!

  • hahahaha "someone give her a bandage" xD

  • hahahaha xD aeris: aaaaaaaaaaaah xD LOOL

  • Barret is so cute

  • Someone get her a band aid!

  • -We have 2 Chocobos!

    -Lets make a Chocobobo Baby!

  • The sad part is, this is all perfectly accurate.  xD

  • "BUT WE'LL GIVE YOU LOTS OF CHOCOLATE!"

    "But I dont Like Chocolate"

    "Did I Mention It's Chocolate MATERIA??"

    "YEAAAAAAAY

  • i think my IQ dropped by 10

  • dropped by 10 more like 10,000

  • i think my IQ dropped by the number of views

  • I can't stop laughing all so funny.

  • Scary

  • :D

    Haha, this is great

  • XD "NOW WE'RE IN OUTER SPACE!!! :D *floats around randomly*" lol this is so awesome! XD

  • "Someone give her a BAND-AAAAIIIIIID"

    That was hilarious. XD

  • "We've got two Chocobos!"

    "Let's make a Chococobo baby!"

    "That's inappropriate!"

    I love this.

  • i got experience points

    so did i!

    i dropped mine XD

  • is there drugs in this chocolate? xD

  • "We're not going to give it to you, but we'll give you lots of CHOCOLATE!!!" xD

  • "I don't like chocolate.."

    "Did I mention it is chocolate MATERIA!!!!!!"

    "YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" XD

  • @kensredemption Wheeeeeeeee!!

  • @kensredemption "I don't like CHOCOLATE!"

  • @Trectomanflicularist did i mention its chocolate MATERIA!?

  • "I don't like chocolate"

  • @kensredemption did i mention its chocolate MATERIA?!

  • "That's inappropriate!" my favorite part

  • @Jacobi12345678 Tifa says Chockokobo

  • Did I mention it's chocolate MATERIA? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

  • 0:35

    "RREEAAAGGHHH!!!!"

  • I DROPPED MINE!!

  • OMFG, thanks for clearning that up! For YEARS, I thought he said "extra points (EXP)."

    I can TOTALLY hear "I dropped mine" after you mention it.

  • You're welcome mate :)

  • Hello I'm Aerith and im the last remaining ancient and I';m gonna-

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH

  • someone give her a band-aid!!

  • Funniest part.

  • That was great

  • Its Aeris!

  • lol i thought that was funny

  • yeah well... write a book..

  • What's that got to do with anything?

  • about so much as pudding and tiny green birds...

  • I have no clue why I find this so incredibly amusing... but I do! xD

  • I DROPPED MINE

  • chocolate MATERIA

  • Cloud: We got EXP points!

    Tifa: So did I!

    Barret: I dropped mine... :(

    I love that part...

  • Chocobo breeding /is/ inappropriate.

    ::sigh::

  • Hahahaa!!!

    "I'm gonna give her a bandaid!!!"

  • Simply genius.

  • so rewarding to unlock this vid on the site

  • It is stupid on purpose.

  • THATS INAPROPRIATE

  • gees have a bit of humour kid :-\

  • FiN :D

  • CHOCO!

  • 0:05

    OH THAT'S TIFA WITH HIM?!

    I thought that was Vincent o__o;;

  • I'm scared now. Scared and lolling.

  • why doesnt cloud use a phoenix down on aeris >_>

  • To a T :)

    To a T. LULZ!

  • that's inaprropriate. xDD

  • Did I Mention it was chocolate material!

  • Someone give her a band-aid!!! XDDD lol

  • tatz inaproipriait

  • Why use Phoenix Downs when you can have a ban aid? :D

    XD

  • it doesnt make ne sense but its fukkin funny XD

  • We got EXP POINTS!!!! So did I!!! I dropped mine... We have 2 chocobos! Lets make a CHOBOCOBO babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Thats INAPROPRIATE!!!!!!! Now we're in OUTER SPACE!!!! I've come to steal your MATERIAAAAAA!!!! We're not going to give it to you but we'll give you lots of CHOCOLATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!­!!!!!!! I don't like CHOCOLATEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Did I mention it was chocolate MATERIAAAAAA?????? YAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Snake sure loves his Chocolate Materia.

  • that's not Snake, that's Yuffie

  • ..oh.

    Well then,I'll refer to Yuffie as Solid Yuffie from now on. -is a FF noob-

  • lol i don't blame you, i thought it was snake at first too

  • XD Lol, same. But, then again, I have MGS on the brain...

  • Was always my favorite vid to unlock on the site. Now it's on Youtube. Some one give her a band aid, hahaha! the end

  • yup this is a great parody. =]

  • aaah aeris got stabbed and lived! shes a monster! Link and Zelda! Lol barret dropped his exp! and chocobo babys r innapropritae its a funny vid

  • Someone give her a BAND AAAAAID

  • WTF! is this video on crack or r u?o_0

  • I think my favorite line is "We have two chocobos! Let's make a chocobo baby! That's inappropiate!"

    I think the quality isn't as good as it was on the original video.

  • lol scariest 52 seconds of my life

  • This video is on crack. o_____o;; Chocolate Materia lol

  • lol?

  • dont drop it. lol i get it

  • This should have been lisenced.

  • OMG, so stupid but so hilarious! xD "Someone give here a band-aid!!!!" xD

  • !!!!!

  • ROFLMAO

  • LOL u know back in Japan they had a candy store where u could go in and buy chocolate candy balls that were called,"Chocolate Materia's from Japan's Hit Game FFVII" they were delicious!

  • i will steal your materia no you wont but we WILL give you lots of CHOCOLATE. i dont like chocolate did i mention its chocolate MATERIA lol

  • Its sad i think i watched this video about 50 times today :P its so funny for some reason.

  • Chocolate Materia?! I want chocolate materia!! :D

  • I dropped mine.

  • WTF!?!?!?! LMAO!

  • LOL "lets make a chococobo baby" "thats inapropriate" "now we're in space"

  • I love the drawings! Beautifully done :D

  • now we're in outer space!

  • LOL "someone get her a bandage!!!"

  • CHICOBO BEBEH!!

  • Even watching this again after a few years, I'm still cracking up. XD

    "Did I mention it's chocolate... MATERIA?!?!" "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."

    XDDDD

  • 0.o Okay?! that was the most random thing of 52 seconds i've ever seen.

  • x 2

  • Very random, which makes it so funny

  • This is weird but still very funny.

  • wait... if yuffie doesn't like chocolate, then how does she get all hyper? XD

  • Red bull?

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  • "Someone give her a BAND AID!"  XDD

  • "I got exp!"

    "Me too"

    "I dropped mine"

    XD

  • "we have two chocobos!' "Let's make a chocobobo baby!" "thats innapropiate!"

  • You're the best! *-*

  • Brillant.

  • O.O

  • Aeris:"AHHHHHHHHHH...thats hurt :)"

    Cloud:"sumone give her a bandage. :)"