"We've got experience points!" "So did I!" "I dropped mine :(" "We have two Chocobos!" "Let's make a Choco-bobo baby!" xD "That's inappropriate!!" "Now we're in outer space!" "We've come to steal your materia!" "We're not going to give it to you, but we'll give you lots of CHOCOLATEEE!!! :3" "...I don't like chocolate..." "Did I mention it's chocolate...MATERIA?" "YEEEEEEEEEE!!" xD let me finish this in a new comment
Why did they make this so hard to unlock in that flash? It's not fair! That minigame isn't fun and having short-term memory issues makes it even less fun. Just let us watch it without playing 10 levels of a crappy memory game!
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...Why DIDN'T Cloud do anything? I mean, a bandaid's retarded, but he could've at least tried to find a hospital or something. A phoenix down wouldn't work as it heals against KO aka Knocked Out aka Unconciousness.
I don't understand why people think this is funny. It's just stupid. Not even funny stupid. "Someone give her a band aaaiiidd! That wasn't even funny.
We got EXP POINTS!!!! So did I!!! I dropped mine... We have 2 chocobos! Lets make a CHOBOCOBO babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Thats INAPROPRIATE!!!!!!! Now we're in OUTER SPACE!!!! I've come to steal your MATERIAAAAAA!!!! We're not going to give it to you but we'll give you lots of CHOCOLATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! I don't like CHOCOLATEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Did I mention it was chocolate MATERIAAAAAA?????? YAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL u know back in Japan they had a candy store where u could go in and buy chocolate candy balls that were called,"Chocolate Materia's from Japan's Hit Game FFVII" they were delicious!
That just about sums it up.
Hawkfire360 1 month ago
You gotta put the other chocolate videos you had. The Metal Gear one still cracks me up.
kariatamun 1 month ago in playlist More videos from josephblanchette
send me a message when this gets funny, I didn't drink or smoke enought today for this to be anywhere near funny.
KazokuMugiwara 2 months ago
"AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!! That hurt."
"Someone get her a bandaid! HA HA HA! The end."
xDDDDD
TehUndietaker 5 months ago
"lets make a chocobo baby" "Thats inappropriate" bwhahaha
Irathii 5 months ago
well, someone else who doesn't like chocolate ._.
StasisCube 7 months ago
I love Tifas twitching boob.
Menztrual 7 months ago 3
So funny, yet so demented, repeated viewings should be classified as cruel and unusual punishment. Ah well. Much loves <3
Tsuppi 7 months ago
hahaha
"Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"
"someone get her a bandaid."
Ally7796 8 months ago
one of the best FF7 Parodys even though it's not the best ff game...
Clickykid 8 months ago
lots of CHOCOLAAAATE
Roxinator9999 9 months ago
Someone get her a bandaid. Best line.
elaron 9 months ago
cloud: did i mention it's chocolate....
yufie: MATERIAAA!!! AAHHHHHHH :D
best part :D
sweetSense1 9 months ago
Someone from Square probably will watch this video and think:
"Chocolate materia? Dammit! Why didn't we think of that?"
Wandered1441 11 months ago 8
Best FFVII spoof of all time. XD
bidlebob 1 year ago
"let's make a chobocobo baaaby!!!"
XxKidGoku13xX 1 year ago 4
"someone give her a bandaid!!!" XDD
HeyyItsKitty 1 year ago 3
That sums up the whole game perfectly!
c4cool0929 1 year ago 3
We got experience points... So did i.....I dropped mine hahah. brilliant.
gibsonmozart 1 year ago 5
AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! That hurt.
BabyMonkeyFreak 1 year ago
@StasisCube --- that is awesome.
kritikalANALYSIS 1 year ago
Actually she said chobokobo...
kritikalANALYSIS 1 year ago
Handsdown best ff7 parody ever.
kritikalANALYSIS 1 year ago 5
xD
Yuffie love chocolate...
MATERIA!!!
ellaj01 1 year ago
"Chocolate MATERIAAA???!!?!"
YEEEEEEEEE
TheRealRubsPotato 1 year ago 6
(:::[__]:::) Band Aid!
StasisCube 1 year ago 4
LOL
StasisCube 1 year ago
Obtained Item: "Chocolate" Materia
Gives spell "Wonkafication"
Turns targeted enemy into chocolate, causing other enemies to eat said enemy
ParadoxBattleZone 1 year ago
Stupid gold saucer music
Clickykid 1 year ago
Love all of this. The only thing that made me sad is yuffie said she didn't like chocolate wtf!
Clickykid 1 year ago
Chocolate Materia lol
Also lol at Aeries/Aerith death again "ouch it hurts"
Cloud "i'm gonan give her a band aid"
Clickykid 1 year ago
Chocolate Materia lol and lol at Aeries/Aerith "AAAAH it hurts" Cloud: "I'm gonna give her a band aid"
Clickykid 1 year ago
that has to be the second most retarded thing i'v seen XD
mistydemyx 1 year ago
@mistydemyx what's the first?
Clickykid 1 year ago
@Clickykid look up ff dissidia blave break
mistydemyx 1 year ago
@mistydemyx yep that is retarded
Clickykid 1 year ago
"I am Aeris and I'm the last remaining ancient and I'm gonna save the-
RUAARRRGGGGGGAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
That hurt! :D"
"Someone give her a band-aid! :D"
"HAHAHAHAHA........the end :3"
I love this xD I wonder if I'm the only one who understood it on the first try. xD
MissFinalFantasyX 1 year ago
MissFinalFantasyX 1 year ago
@MissFinalFantasyX
i thought he drunk his exp, not dropped >o>
Tasoq 1 year ago
lol. "That's inappropriate!"
shikonjewel2006 1 year ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, that hurt.
PlushieLenny 1 year ago
did I mention its chocolate MATERIA? WHEEEEEEEEE!
Kongregater3 1 year ago
Why did they make this so hard to unlock in that flash? It's not fair! That minigame isn't fun and having short-term memory issues makes it even less fun. Just let us watch it without playing 10 levels of a crappy memory game!
lilwyvern4 1 year ago
Whoops, meant to say Band Aid but my computer likes to correct me and change my words
spyrolad 1 year ago
Almost forgot:
"We got experiance points." "So did I"
spyrolad 1 year ago
Laughed so hard I choked!
"Let's make a Chobocabo baby!"
"Were not going to give it to you but we will give you lots of CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!"
"Someone give her a bandage! Ahahahahahahaaaa!!!!"
spyrolad 1 year ago
My god, you are a truely epic artist. Ever considered DeviantArt?!
Scozzydav21 1 year ago
Hahahah!! THIS IS SO AWESOME! MY FAVOURITE
epiclight858 1 year ago
I love stick Tifa lol
darkninja0200 1 year ago
lets make a chobocobo BABY
tachikoma747 1 year ago
This has made, my day.
Zelosthe1st 1 year ago
the aeris part is funny
manga595 1 year ago
Lol CHOCOCOBO BABY
Symphonia69 1 year ago
Man, I wish to see a scribbled version of Vincent, Cid and Septhroth.
Airjet2582 1 year ago
This was so worth beating that mini-game for.
immblueversion 1 year ago 3
"We won't give you any, but we'll give you lots of CHOCOLATE!!"
"But I don't like chocolate."
"Did I mention it's chocolate MATERIA?!"
"^^RAUUUUUUUGGGH!!!"
captaintylersparrow 1 year ago 5
lol This vid cracks me up so much!
Obedy623 1 year ago
we got expereince points. so did i . i droped mine
astrobat7 1 year ago
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! That hurt"
janice239 1 year ago
@janice239 someone give her a bandade hahaha
astrobat7 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA This video is nothing but pure win!!!
"Thats inappropriate."
"Did i mention its chocolate MATERIA!!!"
"Somebody give her a band aid!! hahaha"
UltimateFIGHTER12 2 years ago 3
SOMEONE GIVE HER A BAND AID!
Urmean15 2 years ago 2
@Urmean15 lol, i think it might take a lot more than a band aid, lol!
ibroboron 2 years ago 4
THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE!!
BBAOB 2 years ago 5
This sh*t was SO hard to unlock on Newgrounds back in the day. Even when you got good, it took forever.
You'd tell your friend, "I got somethin' for you to see! Just wait. It'll take a minute!"
(30 minutes later)
"I swear this is the last stage!"
Hit0riDe 2 years ago 4
My IQ dropped Over 9000!!!!
Coolwonder11 2 years ago 5
hahahaha "someone give her a bandage" xD
Aerclud 2 years ago 5
hahahaha xD aeris: aaaaaaaaaaaah xD LOOL
Aerclud 2 years ago
Barret is so cute
JeDyism 2 years ago 2
Someone get her a band aid!
KodySFrazier 2 years ago
-We have 2 Chocobos!
-Lets make a Chocobobo Baby!
JeDyism 2 years ago 3
The sad part is, this is all perfectly accurate. xD
roxannadekrakatoa 2 years ago 6
"BUT WE'LL GIVE YOU LOTS OF CHOCOLATE!"
"But I dont Like Chocolate"
"Did I Mention It's Chocolate MATERIA??"
"YEAAAAAAAY
TheKillerP0PC0RN 2 years ago
i think my IQ dropped by 10
FenrirWeapon 2 years ago 4
dropped by 10 more like 10,000
jasonthomassmead 2 years ago
i think my IQ dropped by the number of views
FenrirWeapon 2 years ago 2
I can't stop laughing all so funny.
gannondorksucks101 2 years ago
Scary
GamesBabes 2 years ago
:D
Haha, this is great
sdgal12 2 years ago 2
XD "NOW WE'RE IN OUTER SPACE!!! :D *floats around randomly*" lol this is so awesome! XD
StarlingDinNova 2 years ago
"Someone give her a BAND-AAAAIIIIIID"
That was hilarious. XD
Vanilladuckcrunch 2 years ago
"We've got two Chocobos!"
"Let's make a Chococobo baby!"
"That's inappropriate!"
I love this.
MisterVercetti 2 years ago 5
i got experience points
so did i!
i dropped mine XD
withagun76 2 years ago 4
is there drugs in this chocolate? xD
HuskyShinobiChouji 2 years ago
"We're not going to give it to you, but we'll give you lots of CHOCOLATE!!!" xD
kensredemption 2 years ago 51
"I don't like chocolate.."
"Did I mention it is chocolate MATERIA!!!!!!"
"YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" XD
fswah6 2 years ago 6
@kensredemption Wheeeeeeeee!!
abookwyrm 1 year ago
@kensredemption "I don't like CHOCOLATE!"
Trectomanflicularist 1 year ago
@Trectomanflicularist did i mention its chocolate MATERIA!?
sasori980 1 year ago
"I don't like chocolate"
Leena113 1 year ago
@kensredemption did i mention its chocolate MATERIA?!
LetsPlayGamesGuy 10 months ago
"That's inappropriate!" my favorite part
Jacobi12345678 2 years ago 83
@Jacobi12345678 Tifa says Chockokobo
Clickykid 1 year ago
Did I mention it's chocolate MATERIA? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
goluigi10 2 years ago 17
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ITS FUNNY CUZ I LIKE MEN
collmydog 2 years ago
0:35
"RREEAAAGGHHH!!!!"
cricket1st 2 years ago 11
I DROPPED MINE!!
Binfieldius 2 years ago 4
OMFG, thanks for clearning that up! For YEARS, I thought he said "extra points (EXP)."
I can TOTALLY hear "I dropped mine" after you mention it.
Hit0riDe 2 years ago
You're welcome mate :)
Binfieldius 2 years ago
Hello I'm Aerith and im the last remaining ancient and I';m gonna-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH
Mesprit777 2 years ago 15
someone give her a band-aid!!
SonataTheLightbender 2 years ago
Funniest part.
ErichoTTA 2 years ago
That was great
Jacobi12345678 2 years ago
Its Aeris!
1337BleachFan 2 years ago
lol i thought that was funny
ZangarAloesta 2 years ago
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...Why DIDN'T Cloud do anything? I mean, a bandaid's retarded, but he could've at least tried to find a hospital or something. A phoenix down wouldn't work as it heals against KO aka Knocked Out aka Unconciousness.
...Cloud's stupid.
alexmeeszymidget 2 years ago
yeah well... write a book..
SkullDragon7 2 years ago 2
What's that got to do with anything?
alexmeeszymidget 2 years ago
about so much as pudding and tiny green birds...
SkullDragon7 2 years ago
I have no clue why I find this so incredibly amusing... but I do! xD
kenshin80401 2 years ago 2
I DROPPED MINE
MalletMike1 2 years ago 2
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And Tifa definitly takes something else to the face......
Balls
Wakka's Balls
Blitzballs that is.
YOMANA666 2 years ago
chocolate MATERIA
Tyler18GoPhils 2 years ago 2
Cloud: We got EXP points!
Tifa: So did I!
Barret: I dropped mine... :(
I love that part...
ResidentEvil124 2 years ago 4
Chocobo breeding /is/ inappropriate.
::sigh::
GermikaButtons 2 years ago
Hahahaa!!!
"I'm gonna give her a bandaid!!!"
Arrroza 2 years ago
Simply genius.
NeoGamemaster 2 years ago 3
so rewarding to unlock this vid on the site
ob1benji1 2 years ago
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I don't understand why people think this is funny. It's just stupid. Not even funny stupid. "Someone give her a band aaaiiidd! That wasn't even funny.
NeroJackHeart 2 years ago
It is stupid on purpose.
immblueversion 2 years ago
THATS INAPROPRIATE
BlaakeChicaBoomBoom 2 years ago
gees have a bit of humour kid :-\
YourSoNice28 2 years ago
FiN :D
DanteRockz 2 years ago
CHOCO!
100cast 2 years ago
0:05
OH THAT'S TIFA WITH HIM?!
I thought that was Vincent o__o;;
Lilieah 2 years ago
I'm scared now. Scared and lolling.
shelteredanimal 2 years ago
why doesnt cloud use a phoenix down on aeris >_>
tonyqtran700 2 years ago
To a T :)
To a T. LULZ!
exoneuk 2 years ago
that's inaprropriate. xDD
ob1benji1 2 years ago 2
Did I Mention it was chocolate material!
adakennedygraham629 2 years ago
Someone give her a band-aid!!! XDDD lol
PinkTeen7 2 years ago 4
tatz inaproipriait
Prnnce 2 years ago
Why use Phoenix Downs when you can have a ban aid? :D
XD
exoneuk 2 years ago 9
it doesnt make ne sense but its fukkin funny XD
J0rawr 2 years ago
Kyon9854 2 years ago 10
Snake sure loves his Chocolate Materia.
N00bishshinobi 2 years ago
that's not Snake, that's Yuffie
keeperoftwilight 2 years ago 2
..oh.
Well then,I'll refer to Yuffie as Solid Yuffie from now on. -is a FF noob-
N00bishshinobi 2 years ago
lol i don't blame you, i thought it was snake at first too
EdableDreadz 2 years ago
XD Lol, same. But, then again, I have MGS on the brain...
samwhipps 2 years ago
Was always my favorite vid to unlock on the site. Now it's on Youtube. Some one give her a band aid, hahaha! the end
ob1benji1 2 years ago
yup this is a great parody. =]
Brai831 2 years ago
aaah aeris got stabbed and lived! shes a monster! Link and Zelda! Lol barret dropped his exp! and chocobo babys r innapropritae its a funny vid
XEmoMidnaX 2 years ago 3
Someone give her a BAND AAAAAID
NeoGamemaster 2 years ago
WTF! is this video on crack or r u?o_0
shynotscaredhinata4 2 years ago
I think my favorite line is "We have two chocobos! Let's make a chocobo baby! That's inappropiate!"
I think the quality isn't as good as it was on the original video.
RubberDuckyOfDeath 2 years ago 3
lol scariest 52 seconds of my life
RamenLover731 2 years ago 10
This video is on crack. o_____o;; Chocolate Materia lol
GamerIGF 2 years ago 2
lol?
coolguy7414 2 years ago
dont drop it. lol i get it
Luis1435 2 years ago
This should have been lisenced.
InsanitistClone 2 years ago
OMG, so stupid but so hilarious! xD "Someone give here a band-aid!!!!" xD
Niobesnuppa 2 years ago 5
!!!!!
BijiSan 2 years ago
ROFLMAO
neolover4454 2 years ago
LOL u know back in Japan they had a candy store where u could go in and buy chocolate candy balls that were called,"Chocolate Materia's from Japan's Hit Game FFVII" they were delicious!
Elmrada 2 years ago
i will steal your materia no you wont but we WILL give you lots of CHOCOLATE. i dont like chocolate did i mention its chocolate MATERIA lol
mark191112 2 years ago 2
Its sad i think i watched this video about 50 times today :P its so funny for some reason.
Landblom 2 years ago
Chocolate Materia?! I want chocolate materia!! :D
EternityEyes 2 years ago 3
I dropped mine.
Vorhias 2 years ago 2
WTF!?!?!?! LMAO!
Landblom 2 years ago 4
LOL "lets make a chococobo baby" "thats inapropriate" "now we're in space"
mark191112 2 years ago 6
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Tornstuffedbunny 2 years ago
I love the drawings! Beautifully done :D
ZackRox1 2 years ago 3
now we're in outer space!
Minimoosethesecond 2 years ago
LOL "someone get her a bandage!!!"
mark191112 2 years ago
CHICOBO BEBEH!!
ABNORMAL2110 2 years ago
Even watching this again after a few years, I'm still cracking up. XD
"Did I mention it's chocolate... MATERIA?!?!" "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."
XDDDD
xLunarCry 2 years ago
0.o Okay?! that was the most random thing of 52 seconds i've ever seen.
Dracindo 2 years ago
x 2
Lp3189 2 years ago
Very random, which makes it so funny
KooKookid520 2 years ago
This is weird but still very funny.
PTp1ranha 2 years ago
wait... if yuffie doesn't like chocolate, then how does she get all hyper? XD
Punchbag205 2 years ago
Red bull?
PTp1ranha 2 years ago
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Punchbag205 2 years ago
"Someone give her a BAND AID!" XDD
DarkHippieNinja 2 years ago 3
"I got exp!"
"Me too"
"I dropped mine"
XD
apeddle1990 2 years ago 5
"we have two chocobos!' "Let's make a chocobobo baby!" "thats innapropiate!"
kyrichan 2 years ago 3
You're the best! *-*
kyrichan 2 years ago
Brillant.
Strakester 2 years ago
O.O
kirarathedemon 2 years ago
Aeris:"AHHHHHHHHHH...thats hurt :)"
Cloud:"sumone give her a bandage. :)"
z0dax 2 years ago 5