Crispy New Freestyle

[CrazyCliff82]

Now days this lucky kid hangs out w Snoop and all kinds of LA area rappers. Look up Snoops show Nemo Hoes. He's on one of those episodes.

[dylanr64]

daddy i want a golden moose

[ericfeinberg28]

lol not bad actually

[LesbianMeatball]

He was like 24-26 in this video. Does anyone have the name of the beat to this?

[aaronwer]

"that's why he likes to f&#$ and say he knows about yen...but he's never been to Japan" LOL

[funkyskunkygreen]

Love this kid

[Bravino87]

@funkyskunkygreen this kid have 33 age

[Abyssmo13]

@funkyskunkygreen 35 years? is not a kid.

[dylanr64]

35 people are shit heads

[k6cam]

Well, you're both right - he has a condition that gives him the outward appearance and voice of an adolescent boy, when he is in fact a grown man... But this video is pretty old... I would guess that he's about 17-18 in this video, though he looks 12.... Ohhhh Ronsol...

[sleezyque8]

@k6cam He was 30 years old when this uploaded...he was 17 in 1993.

[loveingbunny22]

he is 35 my ass he looks like a lil kid but the song is good

[Bdalyownz]

@loveingbunny22 lol he has a condition, look it up. he really is 35

[doctordrizzay]

@loveingbunny22

haha he has a hormone disease idiot

[greenapple233]

and its all yours for the small price of 29.99 lol

[XXgreenbastardXX]

He's 35...

[crazyguy47]

I'm so downloading this

[EmmaTognetti]

WTF?

[mpierce2430]

that's a flying pikamunununu that's a flying plukalakalaka

[iamgodharris]

hahahahaha wtf!?!?

[iamgodharris]

LLLLLOOOOOLLLLLL. THIS KID MAN! IDK! WTF!?!?!

[AKae95]

and who says white boys can't rap.??

[oogabros55]

at least he's better than lil b

[treymarkson]

nigga goofy as fuck yo

[Housemaster]

Sammy Davis JEWnior

[KoldShadow]

Not as good as Part 1 or 3, but it still holds its own. The shit he says about his dad (throughout the entire freestyle medley) is the most disturbingly funny.

[KrfNYC2]

"And I want a golden ham for my birthday"

[Enema2040]

I'm not sure why I love you I just do.

[hf9u348]

That's a Flying Pickmlenunununu!

That's a flying plukalackalacka

[naughtydreadz]

but I'm a monkey and I get funky

[Ghostx1977]

U like to suck mouse dick all day??? wtf???

[KoldShadow]

@Ghostx1977

In your opinion, was that the most offending thing he said in this freestyle?!?!? o.O

[Ghostx1977]

@KoldShadow no the most offensive thing is his haircut and big ass cheeks

[KoldShadow]

@Ghostx1977

You can't be serious? His cheek size makes me want to pinch them while he spits all that absurdness. Does that make me slightly homo? o.O lol

[sgrigy94]

If this kid doesn't age, will he ever die?

[POPsDONtRUn]

@sgrigy94 LMFAO i hope not

[murf43143]

Still so freaking good.

[XxHXCGANGSTAxX]

i hate when i make up new words, but i dont hate when i make up new birds

[FabuLiz218]

sounds like his dads a weaboo homo....and andy has daddy issues

[HabboAster]

Awesome ♥

[crawnjc82]

" i wanna just say fuck it ma, i don't wanna go to bed!"

[BrandonToddCarr]

A classic.

[XCllUSiiVE]

lmfao EPIC FREESTYLE. BEST OF ALL TIME.

[KE5HOB]

32 people didn't get a golden hand for their birthday.

[dddddave]

"that's why he likes to fuck with other men.. that's why he looks like a little hen!"

[SRBISMO]

the beat is fuckin good!

[soylentgreen666]

@SRBISMO Non Phixion - 2004 (feat. Obscure Disorder)

[SRBISMO]

@soylentgreen666 Thanks man!

[horrorsquad08]

Fucking hell you stupid fat fuck stop posting videos.... and you admitted to having a small penis.... AHAHAHAHAHA douche 

[bigrob26065]

@horrorsquad08 You Obviously had to search for this video so quit bein a fag and appreciate the comedy. Cuz i bet youre a fat fuck yourself!

[PrimusSheck]

THAT'S A FLYING PIKAMUNUNUNU!

[laBoricuaReina]

HOT DAMMMNNN!!! I've been listening to this for so many years, I LOVE ANDY MILONAKIS! <3

[DrBojanglez]

He says his dick is like 3in, but i bet its like 10 inches lmao

[shamalayaye]

yoooo

ps is Milonakis ;)

[2009shyannemarie]

Man i been lukin all around for this EVERYWHERE!! LOL

[pacificaspieler]

its milonakis faggot

[MagicCrisp]

Hes so old! lol

[UneekSkateboarding]

The funny thing is he is pretty good lool

[INFINITElNTELLECT]

NON PHIXION

[dr1nk1ngm3rcury]

Damn, this brings back some hilarious memories.

[NewFreshHipHop]

hes 30 years old xD

[xHelloKiiddx]

"Your a duck and your a ducky Whore,you like to suck duck dick all day,I like to suck mouse dick all day too,that dont mean I am a Jew.I am rap master and I'm a rapper thats a trapper." This is so amazing." I just wanna say fuck it mom I don't wanna go to bed let me stay up another Hour,I'll take a shower in the morning before i go to school,Mama why you such a fool?"

[pumpkinjuwell23]

does yhur mom know about thiss i hve her number im gonna gve her thisss

[2fours09]

@pumpkinjuwell23 You know hes like 30 something right?

[GleeGeek]

god bless him

[valeriacapurso]

qua è bravo!

[JustSomeGuyOk]

lmao this is hilarious! ive got an Andy video at my channel. lol you should see it

[charliechaplinnn]

????qualcuno sa dirmi se la storia che in realtà sarebbe un uomo di 30 e passa anni con una disfunzione ormonale, è vera?! io l'ho trovata su wikipedia....ma non so se è una bufala....

[puntolory]

@charliechaplinnn veraa

[Misc4Lyfe]

momma why you such a fool

why u gotta play me

i aint gay, g

lol this is the most random rap ever.

[firemaster885]

He has a disorder that prevents him from looking more mature than that.

Pretty inspiring that he turned to comedy and turned a disadvantage into something positive.

[pocahontsz]

ily milly millz

[teddywessel]

ur like 40 years old now dumbass u dont live with ur mom

[alterbridge111]

anyone remember "one can of corn" thats old school andy LMAO

[arothmanmusic]

Years later, I'm still saying "oh ronsul... I hate you ronsul" whenever something goes wrong.

[sublime8992]

non phixion beat niggas

[RRFCaptain]

shut up

[TheTVs]

This is CLASSIC Andy!! LMFAO

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[taibojo69]

orrr we can not do drugs we could just chill out with my thugs

[romel106]

wtf is this.. the make up new birds and words was pretty funny tho lol

[TheKinqkevin]

i juss checkedd that upp andd he is 33 Dam he looks younqer on the Andy Milanokis Show or however you spell it...

He is Soo funny!!

[westenja]

I just wanna say fuck it maaa

[MamboItalian5]

I've been looking for this video for years~~! love this freestyle

[TheJokerFTW]

This is the most epic rap song. Although he don't make any sense even compared to Lil Wayne now a days.

[PumpkinKunt]

this is weird cuz....its like a joke and shit and u talk about really nothing...but u manage to rap the whole time. its pretty good actually.

[unabomber000]

anyone know the name of the song? i think its by ill Bill

[bigbrownfrank]

every1 knows he's older than he looks, how many friggin ppl r guna keep saying "he's 33!!" wow thats fucking amazing!!! i'm 17!! holy shit!! stfu alredy.

[merkze6]

bigbrownfrank search andy milonakis and youll see that he was born in 1976. he has a genetic condition which prevents him aging

[bigbrownfrank]

can u read? i sed "every1 knows he's older than he looks" meaning...well that's kinda self explanatory. most ppl know that he's not a kid, but the point i was trying 2 make is y do ppl keep saying it. it's not that amazing.

[DexterDoom]

He's actually 33.

[bigbrownfrank]

damn man, no1 can read, i sed that in my comment.

[DexterDoom]

lol dude people are just fucking with you. It's the Internet... people are stupider than usual online.

[ucballday01]

you like to suck duck dick all day!

[zvatgs313]

How old is he?

[andyady2]

34, he has a congenital growth hormone disorder

[WowImAlive]

HES 33!!!

[WowImAlive]

he is 33

[AlbinoRhinoSpineHo]

We like to take lil' girls on the Zone Coaster, then put 'em in the toaster til they're nice and brown.. Til they hear the nice sounds of me rhymin' on timin'.. LOL! Classic!!!!

[naamiaiset123]

fucking annoying gay pussy wussy

[soylentgreen666]

your gay. ill bury you in hay. suck my weenay. you piece of shit. ill punch you in the tit. im the best. i suck your girls breast. she said it felt good. then i beat her with a piece of wood.

how you like that fresh rap?

[Hectic1010]

gay like you

[Solison]

This guy is actually 28 years old in this video, he suffers from a congenital growth-hormone condition. he's now 33 years old.

[soylentgreen666]

/watch?v=WVXvJPO8Op0

this is the actual song if anyone wanted to know the beat. Non Phixion - 2004 (feat. Obscure Disorder)

[Petaman613]

yes great song

[sipes13]

"That's amore, that's a whore-ay, suck my dick in all it's glor-ay"

[blackronin5150]

@sipes13 LMAO!!

[unidentifiedbomb]

he's 33 now so for the people who don't know how old he is in this video, find the original video date and do the math

[Bigvin87]

hes in about 28-29 in this video

[LiuKang187]

Great beat, and one line makes this entire track... "That's amore, that's a whore-ay, suck my dick in all it's glor-ay" ... classic.

[yasinnalli]

this guy is a Legend

[scottydukes]

Anyone know what instrumental this is? If you could send me a message or reply to this that'd be great. Thanks

[sucramnipp]

obscure disorder feat ill bill- "2004"

[gtagmer07]

Lol. You guys don't think that someone could've just hacked his wiki profile ? Alot of people do it. My friend did it yesterday to one of the bush daughters.

[tqsuited]

and i wanna change my name to Stan the Man

[Asdelvolante]

Is the same.

In that video, he is... 30 years old

now is 33 years

he has a congenital growth-hormone condition that gives him the outward appearance and voice of an adolescent boy, when he is in fact an adult.

[Ultranothing]

Thank you, professor Wikipedia!

[LimeheadStudios]

just like the chick in orphan

[mcdetinate]

load of shit..

[Rippcity32]

hes not 30 years old here this is an old vid

[Leusifer]

This video is the first time I ever saw Andy, so many years ago.

[ikyll]

same here.

[nintendude7cubed]

He really rips on his dad a lot in his raps... Is there some sort of story behind andy's relationship with his father that I dun know about?

[starburstlover2]

hes 32

[MyPerson12]

actually he's 33

[felixthemaster1]

wow! i realy cant describe in words how fucking surprised i am

hahah funnty!

[mlo4sho]

"daddy i want you to nail me in the caboose"

[Takerslady]

Word G!

[pekechulavista]

hahahha he kinda sounds like B-real

[pekechulavista]

this shit is sick yo

[jezzyrulz]

33 years old

[MyPerson12]

this is one of my favorites its funny

[keithdesbiens]

lol fuck how ppl get rich off this shit like a lil tom green

[Mrlmaoproductions]

check out my FRED DISS comment and subscribe

[peachySNH]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Visoball5550]

"you suck ducky dick all day, i like to suck mouse dick all day too, that dont mean im a jew."

"Thats a morea, thats a whorea, suck my dick in all of its glorae"

and too many other lines are just tooooooo funny

[utonium]

hes not bad just doesnt really make sense lol

[halalmeat1]

"it's all yours for the price of 29.99" lol

[sprinterboy315]

Keepin it crispy!!

[btgebo]

CRISPY!!

[HipHopLove123]

He was 32 !! xD

Look at Wikipedia!

[viscious1002000]

no he's 32 NOW

this vid was before he was famous

[Dynamite0023]

Does any one actually like this? I'm not knocking it, but does any one think this is either good or funny? I personally think just about any comedian could top this..He is just randomly rhyming words with dumb lines..

???

[XXsabbaXX]

he just maches words together which doesnt fit ... for internet humour i find it really nice caz it sounds cool ;)

[alterbridge111]

i actually think this is fucking hilarious.. some shit is just so random and funny.. "my son is ugly he looks like my nipples, i fucked him in the asshole now hes crippled" LMFAO

[larf06]

u gotta b xtremely loose and still have style. u ask me this is genius.

[momo121212]

wow i hear ppl talkin bout rap nowadays like it sucks and your prolly one of them and you say this is style?

[Jsouthwell2006]

heres a new one, please read

your a mouse, imma gorilla ill crush you and throw you to a moon, you want your dad to eat your ass with a spoon, i wanna murder mine but hes already dead so i'll murder you instead, if you dont like my rap then put down the cris and suck my dick while i'm taking a piss, go drink your sunny D and leave the grape drink for the black kids, white boy go drink your white drink, i'm almost out of room so i'm out. cya later fat boy, i hope you have a nice day

[Kumqwad]

Really? Hes andy milonakis. What the fucks wrong with you. By the way his raps better. Douche.

[Jsouthwell2006]

heres my rap, read it and tell me whos better

yo the only pussy you get is if you go to a pet store and buy a cat cus your to fat and you only fuck skanks cus hookers is all you can get, you will fuck my mother but i'll rhape yours and murder the bitch and make it look like a accident by running her car of the road into a ditch, little bitch stop talking about blood clots like ur jamacian

[absurdny]

Not only does he look and sound like he is 15 years old, but he actually as immature as a 15 year old.

[RubeBoob]

are you just going around to all his videos and posting gay shit like that? its not even clever pussy

[SweatySeagull]

sooo good

[BearKingOfKingz]

This kid was on nick cannon wild n out, like he gives a fuck whether he is good

[kspier2677]

i have $29.99!!!!

[GrandTheft90210]

funnny

[trapped24621]

he sucks at rapping

[oxhandsomerobxo]

This was funny until I realized he is 30 years old

[lildeviloz]

ROFL....I like junior mints, let's talk about that forra second....LOL

[elmasrevuelto23]

he is so goffy lol he got h.d.h.d

[azir96]

hdhd? xD

[hisdudeness09]

really dude? h.d.h.d? haha

[Emerica817]

he is really goofy, lol, he must have ADHD

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