not a bad character, but i don't see the need for ventriloquism. i mean, is there still someone out tere who is impressed by the fact the man can talk without moving his lips? who gives a fuck?
i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u
On December 24 at 8:00 in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Johnson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter. If you don't repost this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. Sorry don't want to die...
lol we arabs over exagerate when people make fun of us xD instead i use it as an advantage so when im in a plane i look at the other arab guy and give him the signal :) lol jks
DON’T READ THIS IS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BUT THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS TO 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. HOW YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS DON’T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE ORESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALY WORKS
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW U STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERNAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW U STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERNAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW U STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERNAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
Does anyone have the video that's a fake commercial of a dvd of Achmed that has this scene where he's at a comedy club where a man in the audience says "You suck!," Achmed says "What did you say?," the guy says "I said you suck!," and Achmed says "That's it! I KILL YOU!" and jumps out at the guy? It made me laugh so much.
I kill uuu
NisserneFraNivaaEogK 2 days ago
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teilbar53 5 days ago
I keel uuuu
JadenandBinx 6 days ago
silence or i kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
notreallyafan 1 week ago
SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KILL YOU
mdabc22 2 weeks ago
0:09 hehehehe
liam443ify 2 weeks ago
0:10 hahaha
liam443ify 2 weeks ago
STOP TOUCHING MEEEEEEE.... ... I KEEEELL UUUUUU.
FreddyXD77 2 weeks ago
I KKKEEWWLL YOU!
Tsnuamiman 2 weeks ago
Opps!!! I accidently hit dislike!!! :-(
RommieRules 3 weeks ago
Lol
thejirachifreak 3 weeks ago
The third of is the best!!
Crosbylover8787 3 weeks ago
fucking faggots
themenaceanish 3 weeks ago
F*cking hilarious!!!!
sailorathena17 4 weeks ago
The third one is the funniest
WentworthMillerfan8 1 month ago
i love these videos, some people got nothing goor to stay but spoil the fun, i u got nothing food to say dont post
Blackwidow220 1 month ago
@Blackwidow220 U got nothing food to say?:)))
imntts 2 weeks ago
THUMPS UP OR I KILL YOU
zouzoun2011 1 month ago 5
100 People got Killed by Achmed! :O
CoolSayem56 1 month ago
silence I kill youuuyuuuuuuuuuuuu¡¡¡ śįłęñçę į kįłł ŷõû
CHICKOW01 1 month ago
Can't stop watching these around Christmas time haha
clubbabyseals1 1 month ago
1. SILENCE! EYE KEEL YOO.
2. SILENCEE! I KEAL YOU
3. SI-LENNCE! I kill YOO!
4. STOP TOUCHING MEEEAHH! IIIIIKEEEELLLLYOUUU
pinkiepiepie 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos 6
I kill myself!
alex29464 1 month ago
I kill you !!
ilovezrbra 2 months ago
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nikoolific 2 months ago
I KILL YOU in your dreams!
Wolfsfang2000 2 months ago
I bought the t-shirt. like a boss.
legoless290 2 months ago
its silence i keel you
clonedevin 2 months ago
I KILLL YOUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ImAwesomeAndYouKnow8 2 months ago
Lolz
Pinkglitter274 2 months ago
I KILL U!!!!!
mgonzalez0624 2 months ago
STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!! I... KEEEEEEL UUUUUUUUU!
markofhim17 2 months ago 7
that was funny!
thaliahorse 3 months ago
Hahaha go to my vids, and watch my brother do itt so funny, lol subscribbee!!
Papili54 3 months ago
this is so fkn old
KIDSareRANQE 3 months ago
i have good idea !! Achmed will Replace Rick Roll !
TheMr1724 3 months ago 48
not a bad character, but i don't see the need for ventriloquism. i mean, is there still someone out tere who is impressed by the fact the man can talk without moving his lips? who gives a fuck?
topperheartramada 3 months ago
95 mandem got killed
shortyhama 3 months ago
I feel bad for jeff.. he's always getting terroristic threats. Lol!! Ill keel you.
MrDgdg9 3 months ago
the third one when his voice goes up really high-fucking hilarious
BryonAWitHonors 3 months ago
oGsMC the true boss
suberkin 3 months ago
oGsMC inspired.
KKing29 3 months ago 3
SiLaNsSs! i KeEeEl YoOo!
TylerMcNamerRULES 3 months ago
Lmao
adorkableromance 3 months ago
My catch phrase sense I first heard this XD
DarknessQueen1996 3 months ago
LMAOOO this is so stupid! [x
JasmineWang12 3 months ago
fucking stupid.
AnalogerTyp 3 months ago
94 dislikes later? I KILL U
Davis2Nguyen 3 months ago
this makes my dick poop out tampons
lesbiansaregoodandch 3 months ago
"SILENCE.....I KEEL YOU!"
fuckin win! XD
MetalAttack1986 3 months ago
I like the part when he says "I keel you!"
Thorn731 3 months ago
92 people were not silent.
GalladeXtreme 3 months ago
i KEEL you
dylwalsh 3 months ago
0:10 yuck that sounds so wrong lol
00wassup00 3 months ago
how can people seriously find this funny?
clowns are funnier than this.
jimmyshitbags 3 months ago
@jimmyshitbags You gunna get killed with the other 92 people I KEEL YOU YOU FRICKIN HATER NOBODY IS FORCING YOU TO WATCH O-O
201camila 3 months ago
@201camila dont worry, I wont be watching any of his other videos.
jimmyshitbags 3 months ago
overfuckingplayed
D4rQW4v3 3 months ago
92 people got killed.
Tommyonthenet 3 months ago 2
STOP TOUCHING MEEE!!!
ChrisTheHedgehog453 4 months ago
SON OF A BEECH YOU KILLED ME!
GaryisaRoach 4 months ago
92 people got killed. Updated since 4 months ago from MrEatingheads' comment.
TMSTitain117 4 months ago
SILENCE!!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!
XxRuthlessKillxX 4 months ago
0:10 , Voice gays?? xD
john96756 4 months ago
0:10 , Vice gays?? xD
john96756 4 months ago
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eLfuTaChee 4 months ago
i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u i kill u
eLfuTaChee 4 months ago
SILENCE!!!! I SCREW YOU!!!!!!
shelby4369 4 months ago
SILENCE! I LOVE YOU ACHMED!
pokemonfreak2211 4 months ago
achmed has gone bonkers
transformersreallife 4 months ago
89 people got killed
maerkwurdigliebe 4 months ago 96
@maerkwurdigliebe 99 sweetcheeks, 99.
TwilightPrincess1127 2 months ago
@TwilightPrincess1127 2 months ago, "sweetcheeks", 2 months ago.
ZobmieRules 2 months ago
@maerkwurdigliebe uhhhh lets replace 89 with 100. THEY GOT FUCKIN KILLED BY ACHMED
AlliandSellyShow 1 month ago
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I Have The Feeling He Wants To Kill Us O.o
NaDaShE 5 months ago
I have that shirt So Awesome!!!!!
tyshauntb 5 months ago
@tyshauntb so do i im wearing it right now hahaha
iloveeminem64 4 months ago
LOL Silence! I kill you! I love Achmed!
hushwashkeepit 5 months ago
@MrEatingheads 88 xD
SaraaxD100 5 months ago
@MrEatingheads U mean keeled
aden1231000 5 months ago
press 3 times 9 very fast then press 1
dudestroier 5 months ago
555 TACHING XD
MJM9798 5 months ago
hit 3 SILENCE!!!!!!!!
Pivotgirl33445566 5 months ago
@MrEatingheads And 22 more got killed.
k5productionss 5 months ago
why did i ever find this funny...
SparkSSBM 5 months ago
On December 24 at 8:00 in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Johnson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter. If you don't repost this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. Sorry don't want to die...
SuperTRYPOD 5 months ago
press 4 or i kill you
ShadenzZ 5 months ago
press 5 TOUCHING ME!!!
franks383 5 months ago
haaha so geil
ThePreininger 5 months ago
silly achmed guns are for kids :P
jonny123416 5 months ago
@Maggzys lol ur so fkn rite
PXAProd1gyX 5 months ago
SILENCE I KILL U RACIST BASTERD
ramon341352 5 months ago
<3 I love this,,,,
Maggzys 5 months ago
i dont know why but this is quite funny......
MrTrickytrout 5 months ago
u dunt fuck with achmed.or achmed will fucking kill you
stygianmessiah 6 months ago
@MrEatingheads u mean 85 people got killed ^^
ZockerGhost 6 months ago
He would make a good Silent Library Host.
HuffytheMagicDragon 6 months ago
press 8 <3
TheAbdullahalk 6 months ago
den er bra
mini12326 6 months ago
press 1
niner12341 6 months ago
hehe
mini12326 6 months ago
who is genesis yeah yeah?
TheMetalDemencial 6 months ago
Stop touching me!!!! ........ I kill you!!!
Koloredas 6 months ago
press 3 then press 4
SoraroxasJJ13 6 months ago
make this into a 10 hour video.
Dustin2010james 6 months ago
in sovjet russia, you kill terrorist
enzotje123 6 months ago
I KEEL YOU!!
MrHurleylee 6 months ago
I mean PRESS 3
Hyperlite601 6 months ago
Press 2 SUCKA??! LOLLL Like if you hear it.
Hyperlite601 6 months ago
press 9
eLfuTaChee 6 months ago
he killer 79 people cuz they touched him
103423lee 6 months ago
OMFG THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!!!
XxGRIMxREAPERxX420 6 months ago
@StateQuoable silence I kill you
2hot4u1820 6 months ago
@DavidDMAN22 I know and thats the funniest one
Radi0activ3Cupcak3 6 months ago
StateQuable Silence!!! IKillYouu!!
13thefool 6 months ago
if it aint funny then why the fuck are you watching it hahahahaha
NINJAgoWILD 6 months ago
@NINJAgoWILD SILENCE! I KILL YOU!!!!
angelcrisis44 6 months ago
Hey guess what, THIS SHIT FUCKING PISSES ME OFF AND I'M SICK OF PEOPLE QUOTING IT NONSTOP. FUCKING RETARDS, THIS SHIT ISN'T FUNNY SHUT THE FUCK UP.
StateQuoable 6 months ago
@StateQuoable Hahahaha....I kill you...sorry couldn't resist...
WolfieTed 6 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
TheMultikey 6 months ago
You forgot the, "I kill you for a Klondike bar!"
DavidDMAN22 6 months ago
Silence! I kill you!
TheRockZH 6 months ago
funny
MsPurplepickle123 7 months ago
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaa
Bostonchick0729 7 months ago
@MrEatingheads no... 75 ^^
domi382 7 months ago
eminem kill you
antrikos1999 7 months ago
lol
funny shit
ivisenamorado1 7 months ago
lol
ivisenamorado1 7 months ago
SILENCE!!! I Keel You! :D LOL
MykaelaCelesty 7 months ago
Amazing...SILENCE !!! I kill you ! ;DD
westas666 7 months ago
i kill you not ha ha lol
WolfSmile9632 7 months ago
lol we arabs over exagerate when people make fun of us xD instead i use it as an advantage so when im in a plane i look at the other arab guy and give him the signal :) lol jks
franbran69 7 months ago 2
@franbran69
If you have a friend named Jack, don't shout "HI jack!" That won't work lol :)
Drakozap 7 months ago 20
@Drakozap ahhahahahaahhaha xD nice one bro
franbran69 7 months ago
@Drakozap i saw that in an indian movie haha
awesomezain77 4 months ago
@Drakozap It won't work if your friends speaks spanish, trush me
Zeta439 3 months ago
I kill uuuuuuuu
Wenisize 7 months ago
I ts I keel you
TheIcecoldicecube13 7 months ago
Listen up, haterz! No talk'n back now, ya here?! So Silence! I kill you!
sevensingirls 7 months ago
lol..
703aven 7 months ago
ich find ihn so geil
keobtagster 7 months ago
"SILENCE!! I KILL YOU!!"
NumaNumaYoda 7 months ago
That is not funny the people that is doing this hahhahahahahah are dick heads lol DRY
and i will knokc them OUT
BABYYSHH 7 months ago
@BABYYSHH the 71 people that dislikes this are smart
MsComedystar 7 months ago
That is not funny the people that is doing this hahhahahahahah are dick heads lol DRY
and i will knokc them
BABYYSHH 7 months ago
ojh mann
TheBosanac224 7 months ago
@hunt21225 Quit clogging up YouTube vids with that pointless ramble
Gordontrek 7 months ago
keep press 2 for death stare
ilikenewbies457 7 months ago
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hunt21225 8 months ago
nice.... very cool
aureliochire 8 months ago
Aswome
puronochis 8 months ago
cool
godzilla200080 8 months ago
I just noticed Achmed has something on this chin...
UcantResistClicking0 8 months ago
SILENCE.. i kill you boy
DanielAndKevinTV 8 months ago
66 ppl got killed by achmed the dead terrorist(He actually killed them)
XxzephyrusxX1 8 months ago
waaaa my sister ! you made her cry thanks alot
mactello1 8 months ago
the dislike bar is as big as justn beibers penis
Dynmx956 8 months ago
LMAOOO I guess Achmed is OSAMA now lol.
yungluke09 8 months ago
I needed to laugh. Thx.
CatholicView 8 months ago
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GameFreakJp 8 months ago
I KEEL YOU!
ChrisBrawling 8 months ago
sounds shit
nate2611 8 months ago
I am inlove with Achmed...
jalcudia1971 8 months ago
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dragonmaster48141 8 months ago
missed one the knock knock joke
clubpenguinhacklolz 8 months ago
Yo dude this is wow funny i am lmao odee. Made my day -3
brebri921 8 months ago
@brebri921 did you never see this :S
district37nl 8 months ago
axaxaxa
manoukosr1 9 months ago
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tjpboy19 9 months ago
@tjpboy19 you are so stupid..
hawen101 8 months ago
I KEEL YUE!
KNGarver 9 months ago
I KILL U !!!!!!!!
MrRich150 9 months ago
Where's the knock knock joke?
Knock knock
Who's there
Me I kill you
NobleTeam99 9 months ago 87
@NobleTeam99 LOL XD NICE
Saito991 6 months ago
SILENCE! I KILL YOU!!
xD
Pr2ChatMaster 9 months ago
kinda sounded like george lopez at the i kiiiiiiill you.
jujen96 9 months ago
john wont stop saying that. its funny and annoting at the same time
gogogirl1988 9 months ago
funny as hell
wizardlysilver 9 months ago
i dont get it. its a skeleton saying i kill you. haha
pencilblimp 9 months ago
Does anyone have the video that's a fake commercial of a dvd of Achmed that has this scene where he's at a comedy club where a man in the audience says "You suck!," Achmed says "What did you say?," the guy says "I said you suck!," and Achmed says "That's it! I KILL YOU!" and jumps out at the guy? It made me laugh so much.
grasimpson 9 months ago
mam to jako mp3 w telefonie :) SILENCE I KILL YOU :D
wampir3981 9 months ago
THIS IS FUCKIN AWESOME HAHAHAHH
ZEUSyourGOD 9 months ago
SILENCE!
I KEEL YOU!
111gamerguy 9 months ago
NO ITS
I KEEL YOU!!
Get it right
Iloveallvalvegames 9 months ago