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  • hilarious

  • yesterday when I got home from school I had awful mood, but this video changed it for the whole evening :D

  • Why the hell did so much blood spray out when he got stabbed? Did jesus have like 500psi of blood in every vein or somthin?

  • Yeah, but Jim Caviezel got the last laugh-- now he kicks everyone's ass on his TV series Person Of Interest. Love to see a montage of his best beatings set to Yakety Sax-- now that really WOULD kick ass!

  • All I can say is Romans are total buttheads

  • goddamn it, this song would make an abortion funny

  • Crucety Fix.

  • My disgust for the Golgotha Chainsaw Massacre was overcome with guffaws in 3 seconds flat!

  • I think Jesus is a pretty cool guy, eh get nailed to cross and doesn't real.

  • jeeez iam so going to hell, i needed at least a minute to cut my laughing xD

  • I'm not going to hell, because that's a fictional place invented to frighten idiots, who have no moral.compass of their own, into behaving themselves. It's like Santa Claus for the weak minded.

  • Welcome to Hell

    Population: Anybody with a sense of humor.

  • It's a good thing I'm agnostic, lmfao.

  • NO MAMES!!! PERO QUE CAGADA DE RISA!!!!!!!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAAA!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! xD

  • Religion is a joke, so it deserves to be taken as a joke.

  • Im going to hell...

    but it was worth it

  • @thestuffguy100

    right on!

  • The sound effects make it perfect.

  • AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    The funniest part is how pissed off the religious kooks get about this.

  • We are going to hell... Again

  • Bwahahahahahaha, it's funny because christians are retarded

  • I AM OFFENED

  • YOU ARE A DISCRASE TO CHRISTANS

  • @greatbuilder345 You are a "disgrace" to grammar, and writing in all caps only serves to make you look more ignorant and obnoxious.

  • HAHAAA

  • y would u make a joke out of this u sick bastard

  • @sk8trSuperM0nkEy  And...why not ??

  • @sk8trSuperM0nkEy And....why not ??

  • @sk8trSuperM0nkEy And...why not ??

  • Don't think of this as a completely bad thing you guys, It makes these thoughts much softer. <3 Jesus he went through a lot.

  • i cant believe it , its true , its the gospel truth , benny hill makes everything funny , scotlands own frankie boyle said it first and yes it is true !!!

  • If you laugh you go to hell.

  • the sound effects make it funnier

  • I'm a christian.... BUT I KNOW HOW TO TAKE A "BLOODY JOKE"!!!

  • Hi, I'm Jesus. Welcome to jackass.

  • Boop. Reason # 283,850,569 why I and everyone else is going to hell.

  • this is what it would be kinda like if tarantino directed the 3 stooges

  • why would you make a joke of Jesus!!!! Sorry Jesus please forgive them !!!!

  • Oh no, I laughed at this. I am going to hell for sure. Don't kill me, Mel Gibson!

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  • The song made it funny, but the sound effects made it hilarious.

  • LOL

  • roses are red

    violets are blue

    i have 5 fingers

    the thumbs up is for u bwuahahahahaha

  • dis sum gory shit

  • u r heart less

  • jesus ate shit

  • cant begin laughing

  • @Giud3cca I didnt give the middle finger and i never have, all i did was type it in -_-

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  • If you have balls make something funny for Islam and muslims!

  • Too Soon!

  • Tickets to Hell!!!

    Promotion of 2X1!!!

    C'mon they are cheap! Take them all! =D

  • Fucking hilarious!

  • Im Christian so....

    Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    I have 5 fingers

    the middle one is for u.

  • @GameGuy280 you're a genius, i´ll let you have my taco. here, have my taco

  • You know why Jesus can't eat M&Ms? 0:33!

  • That awkward moment when you really shouldn't laugh :0/

    I'm so getting struck by lightening tomorrow

  • i didnt laugh.

    ಠ_ಠ

  • ಠ_ಠ

  • I've not seen this movie yet. I'm not a professional historian, so I am STILL confused over whether there really was a historical Jesus or not!

    (Obviously, if he existed, he was just a MAN, not a god.)

    But, jesuschrist - did Gibson put EARTHQUAKES into the movie after Jesus expired, as if to suggest that REALLY happened afterwards?

    Guess Gibson wasn't going for historical accuracy.

  • I'm going to hell, see you there.

  • I spend a minute and 12 seconds laughing my ass off, and then Mary's got to stare at me all judgemental like that!

  • almost as offensive as life of brian. almost.

  • i love it hahahahahhaha xD

  • Approved by the devil.

  • God, please forgive me.

  • Wooooow go to hell idiot... For making me laugh at this.

  • GENIUS

  • Do you go to hell for laughing at this?

  • @ImChrisEasley Probably, but it's worth it. Hell is cleaner than Heaven anyway. All those fuckers up with Jesus are too busy being content to clean the damn place.

  • Jesus Christ what a pussy not even fighting back.

  • @C0REYH More like passion of a weak ass pussy

  • they should've named passion of the christ "jesus falls down."

  • what really seald the deal was the cartoon sounds. I couldnt stop giggle at that point. Shame on you for damning me to Hell. Worth is thought. :)

  • LMAO! Excellent! :D

  • this is the single greates thing i have ever seen xD

  • so fucked up, yet so fucking hilarious

  • you asshole

  • You bastard, I can't believe you took the time to edit this so perfectly.

  • so, wasn't that film supposed to be a comedy anyway?

  • I'm gunna show this video to my grandma and tape her reaction

  • am i going to hell for laughing at this?

  • Fucking hell, that was even too sick for me and I like some sick stuff.

  • If god exists and he made us in his own image, he should be laughing his head off right now, because I certainly am!

  • The sound effects REALLY did it. Props for the effort.

  • You made me giggle you bastard, lmao. And I'm catholic.

  • @GhostyMist you made me LMFAO because youre catholic..

  • You're sick...

  • go suck a dick you stole this video, asshole

  • Oh Im so sorry I didnt use accept. Its Him not him. There r many scientists r Christians but most dont admit it publicly because they would never be respected as scientist because creation is nothing like evolution and totally disproves evolution. Albert Einstein was a Christian. God never sent His Son as a way 2 make our life perfect but 2 allow us a way 2 receive eternal life in Heaven. Jesus was never married because He was God in human form. Not man. He didn't spend all His time with 12 bu

  • @JCROCKS316 Of course there are religious scientists. Many of them are public about their religion. They simply know to segregate it from science.

    As for Einstein, he rejected the idea of a personal god. He accepted the *man* Jesus, and believed he was a historical figure. "I am a Jew, but I am enthralled by the luminous figure of the Nazarene."

    As a student of many faiths I urge you to explore and most of all not to use anger in your exploration.

    This video is still fucking hilarious though.

  • Happy Easter!!!

  • Because God loves us so much that He gave His only Son Jesus. If you except Him as your Lord and Savior you will not go to hell when you die. So many lives have changed for the better when they came to Christ. Look back around the 90's when others first began to really take God out of this country. The more take God out the more our wealth and prosperity will leave us. Now money is the idol that a majority worship. What good is it if a man gains the whole world and loses there soul?

  • @JCROCKS316 First of all it's "accept him" not "except Him".

    Second the role worshipping gods over the past decade gave us both 9.11 and the 'Shock n' Awe' crusade. In just this decade alone, over a million innocent people have been killed in the name of gods and religions. The continuing need of people to base their behavior on religion instead of doing what is right, and decent, and best for humanity & the world, is why mankind is in a constant state of war.

    No God - Know Peace!

  • Jesus: Ow, i feel like crap.

    ANYBODY GOT ANY EXCEDRIN? OR MAYBE ALEVE OR TYLENOL OR SOMETHING? HELL, I'LL TAKE VICODIN AT THIS POINT!

  • this is why everybody hates atheist , you laugh at this doesnt matter if you dont believe in god but seeing a man being tortured that is funny???? no wonder atheist have no morals and that is why they are scum of society

  • @albokk Hey there, Christian...way to JUDGE PEOPLE!

    Thumbs up for hypocrisy!

  • @albokk It's a film! No one is getting tortured! If the beleivers didn't want to be offended by parodies like this one, the film should have been boycotted by them in the first place. JESUS CHRIST!

  • @albokk Watching a fictional man be fictionally tortured to death?

  • @albokk Name the last great contribution a christian made to society. How about an atheist? Because I could sit here and ramble off a laundry list of societys scum that contributed more to science and society than any delusional christian. Now STFU and GTFO.

  • @philoshophywelch you fucking retard majority of scientist and inventors have been christian google it up you faggot

  • fagg

  • @RvGerzson fag bot.

  • Sound effects killed me! xD

  • TOO FAR!!!!!!!!!!! Even though this movie is against religion. I see why mel gibson disliked this 10 times

  • ok, we draw the line here for benny hill.

  • Idol worship FTL.

  • hahahah false belief

  • ok now i don't feel so bad

  • Best snuff film of all time, Passion of Christ !

  • @Ryuuken24 Yeah. I thought the movie sucked but at least I could enjoy watching this asshole get beaten to death. Fuck Jesus!!

  • LMFAO

  • 6 people are jesus

  • I can't laugh at this...

    It's just....

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    DAMMIT BENNY HILL

  • And Jesus doth given onto us a means with which to see how he died for our sins, and did so in a way that having a positive reaction would sent us to the blazing inferno for all eternity

  • @ShukakuTheCrazy1 Yeah, yeah, religion this, religion that. Unfortunately none of that flim flammery exists :)

  • Who ever made this video is a fucking genius. 

  • GOD I feel so wrong for laughin at this lol. But, maybe Jesus is up in heaven right now getting a big hearty laugh outta this. Heck GOD has a sense of humor

  • @juiceeddieshow222 It's hard for a fictional person to "have" anything.

  • Genius.

  • last time a checked, death wasn't funny. so why is this funny?

  • @awsomenascarn3n42 it is funny to Jesus, he conquered it and now can sit back and enjoy the show lol

  • @awsomenascarn3n42 because its not "death". its a hollywood recreation of a story in a fucking book. THATS WHY!!!

  • So Jesus said to the innkeeper," All I have are these three nails. Can you put me up for the weekend?"

  • 0:30... BOOONG....BOOONG.....

    ha

  • haaaaaaaaaa!..... that'll take him down a peg.

    lol jebus

  • those 2 dislikes are from religious people! XD

  • Jim Caviezel is so sexy

  • Because this was so fucking hilarious..?

    Fuck all of you, show some fucking respect you dirty pieces of shit.

  • @biiigjerry gay

  • @biiigjerry

    u mad?

  • hilarious that god died on earth for man's sins. COuldn't he just strike them off the record?

  • I'm probably going to hell for laughing at this.

  • @SpOnGeFaN818 All part of the divine plan.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS WAYYYYYYYYYYYY BETTER THEN MINE! hahahahahahahahaha oh man......oh man....this is...too good

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  • forgive me lord, for i have

  • Horrible film...this improves it quite a bit!

  • Now we just need the scene where the Titanic is sinking, Yakety Sax makes anything funny.

  • Don't buy into the religion, but don't think the character is wholly imaginary either... I laughed at first but, imaginary or not, this is as explicit a rendering as you'll easily find of someone being brutally put to death, and I didn't laugh for long...

  • I'm not religious - on the contrary - but making fun out of someone being tortured to death... it don't do it for me...

  • @rjmachin Making fun of an imaginary figure is harmless... c'mon. I mean I laughed at the Friday the 13th one too... thats imaginary characters pretending to be murdered by a guy in hockey mask. This is an imaginary character pretending to be tortured. Sure if God is real and something like in the Bible you'll go to hell for laughing at this but you'll go to hell for almost anything on the other hand so why not have some fun while your at it? :)

  • Sick fuck! I love that theme though...

  • lololololololol religion

  • NOT funny

  • oh yes is so funny i can't stop seen this wahahahahahhaha benny hill hahahahahahaha @bsampson22

  • @bsampson22

    If you don't like the show, don't watch it. I was never a big fan of Jim Caviezel's acting anyways.

  • I love this. I wish there was a button made so I can show this. I LOVE this.

    Jesus, beaten and nailed to a cross with benny hill yakety sax and sfx? OMFG, genius! Get this motherfucker an academy award! I wish I were being sarcastic, but I upvoted this video! If I could give 5 stars I'd give it 10.

  • HAHAHA

  • Ha ha ha ha! Good stuff!

    OMG! LOL!

  • Am I going to Hell if I literally LOL'd?

  • @v1de0gamr

    no because hell does not exist.

  • @Ams751 I was being facetious.

  • rated PG

  • bajess is probably a virgin

  • i love raping jesus in teh ass

  • @WarmBread123

    Successful troll is successful.

  • LOL, JESUS GOT DED!

  • Wow,, you guys have a ton of time on your hands to throw out a hundred posts(exageration)..

  • greatest benny hill parody EVER!!!!

    Man, jus chill!

  • No?! Like I already, amit316, YOU started all this by first commenting toward me! & you can of course question anyone you want! Anyone that is, that is not me of course. "Anyone else" is not me, & since "anybody else" is not me, it is not my business or place to insert comment on how or when you interact with "anybody else".....but as far as how you interact with me? I of course will take direct action in how YOU OR ANYONE interacts with me! & I'll do it through my own stipulations! & if you

  • the most fundamental things to a person being their belief & relationship with their god or belief against; you should already inherently know that questioning someone on youtube about said beliefs- is the same thing as ATTACKING someone about said beliefs! Therefore there is no place for it. I don't care if billions of people do it all the time & without the set regulations that I put it on it. Their not talking to me right now...YOU ARE. I don't care & will I'll tear them from piece to

  • pretty stupid & hypocritical to try & question/ & or attack somebody when you are on an equal playing field. (& to answer you on not being able to question something unless you have 100% of the answer yourself)....here on youtube? NO! YOU CANNOT! ESPECIALLY if your questioning me! The reason being, although obvious one can & SHOULD question things in ones life to learn, this is like you said a 'public forum' & with it, it is impersonal & you don't always know who your speaking to. & with one of

  • Alright then. It may be altogether true that people that practice a belief in their particular God that they believe in the cause of everything in existence & to simplify it, they claim it as just that. & brazeingly at times when attacked. But that really is no difference when it comes to atheists. You can try to use any new discovery about our natural world from the microverse up to the uni. But what man really can know everything until one finds whats recently has been discovered? So its

  • & since you 'aren't smart enough to come up with a 100% verifiable theory about the exsitence of the universe' or of the existence of 'God', don't attack me & my beliefs & ask me to 'prove it' either hypocrite.

  • Magical sky daddy? HA! Typical answer from one of you & humanistic idiots! Great job in being so transparent!....See? You WERE attacking Him! Just as you would say 'people that persist that God exists, who worship Him, & live by Him in their hearts are just covering for the fact of their lack of knowledge' is no different from your comment on calling all of it a fairy tale & covering for your lack of knowledge in finding the truth when the chance that He is real threatens you! BRAVO.