Thx He man! Your obscure haircut and lifetime expirience packed in this video made my life so damn succesfull and sunshiny. Now shut up and pass me some problems, dude xD
@Stelios7xXx maybe that's why he said that drugs create more problem without looking at us in our eyes. Would you be proud if steroid made your dick as small as his? lol
"Take me, for instance. The first time I used drugs to make my problems go away, I tripped and the next thing I know, I was holding my sword up saying 'I have the power' and now look! I have to protect the universe. The second time, Masters of the Universe came out. What was I thinking?"
yes like now i'm hungry and where can i get more of these drugs and possible something stronger and.... and so on DAMN YOU DRUGS!!!!! pass that shit man
Do you think you'd have to worry about Skeletor taking over Eternia if he was mellow? Ah, but then you'd be out of a job, wouldn't you? Yeah, I see your game. Keep drugs away so everyone stays in an agitated state of warlike readiness. That's why Skullface is angry and your budget is fulfilled.
A cartoon designed to sell toys and sugary food, creating obesity, and doing these PSA ads to justify it. They don't solve problems. They just create more.
He-man is one to talk, he is so hopped up on crack he imagines his cat becoming a tiger, him growing muscles then getting great powers and some guy with a skull head wants to take over his oddly enough skull shaped castle.
@chainaxe8 Point. "Masters of the Universe"? Yep, someone was definately high...
For some reason, reminds me of the whole DC/Marvel business, which suffers from the Dragonball Syndrome - they begin with above human, goes through superhuman to supernatural, enter the global perspective, move out into the galaxy at large, enter the Lensman Arms Race and in the end, they do like Gurren Lagann and throw Galaxies at each other.
You live in a fantasy land if you believe that kids that age have never used drugs before. I've seen enough cases where young five year old runaway kids get hooked on drugs.
Drugs don't make your problems go away. Fuck, yesterday I got baked, set my pipe down, and an hour later decided to smoke another bowl, but I couldn't remember where I put it. It took about an hour of wondering around/staring at the ceiling while listening to Grateful Dead, until I found it, then I got even bakeder.
*was gonna write a witty comment*
*sees top comments*
...
*hangs head*
lilsingingsensation 6 days ago
"I have the pooooweeeer!"
kooora18 2 weeks ago
Thx He man! Your obscure haircut and lifetime expirience packed in this video made my life so damn succesfull and sunshiny. Now shut up and pass me some problems, dude xD
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BigDumbJerk 1 month ago
Yeah, like where can I get more drugs.
MUFC127 1 month ago
I HAVE THE POWDER!!!
dave00dance 1 month ago
I GOT THE POWER
tkdoist96 1 month ago
he was high when he made this
popcornfreak129 1 month ago
He-Man you goddamn hypocrite
Schizochicken937 1 month ago
Drugs are bad, and He-Man´s all natural. No steroids there!
Muscle4LifeX 1 month ago
Well I guess this means that weed is not a drug.
jma111000 2 months ago
Drugs don't make your problems go away. Masturbating does.
EmperorMobius 2 months ago
I was just about to start dabbling with crack cocaine until I saw this. Thanks He-Man
jamaton 2 months ago
are steroids bad too?
lef178 2 months ago
I WOULD KNOW IM HIGH RIGHT NOW
IM HE MAN
Chameleonardodavinci 3 months ago
m'kay?
communityschannel 3 months ago
watch?NR=1&v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
ORLY?
Skelpolu 3 months ago
Prohibition creates more of these problems then drugs themselves, mr. Conan's Gay Brother.
PufferBluntman 3 months ago
HGHe-Man said what!???
Aznar245 3 months ago
Now now guys. Not all drugs are good. Some of them are great.
Vasoslaihiala 4 months ago
What about all your STEROIDS He-Man?
ojideagu 4 months ago 25
Yeah but they make you think your problems go away, and knowing is half the battle.
ClandestineOstrich 4 months ago 4
HEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YEY YEY, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YEY YEY, I SAY HEY.
fwoqma 4 months ago
I HAVE THE POWER mmkay?
StoneCliffx7 5 months ago
Drugs dont make your problems go away, they JUST create more: Says the man who is pumped up with steroids!!!
Stelios7xXx 5 months ago 6
@Stelios7xXx maybe that's why he said that drugs create more problem without looking at us in our eyes. Would you be proud if steroid made your dick as small as his? lol
Darkstorma1 5 months ago
@Stelios7xXx Well he's saying it from experience. LOL. He never said he doesn't take them :))))))))))))))
Pinkpapi 4 months ago
KILL IT WITH FIRE
506pudding 5 months ago
trust him he had this bevore
hichamtoons 5 months ago
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hichamtoons 5 months ago
@improvisedcinema1 lmao you sir made my day I just sub actually
Joker13rekoJ 6 months ago
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hichamtoons 6 months ago
I have the POWDER!!!!
improvisedcinema1 6 months ago 6
i have no problem with my addiction, i only have trouble with my daily payment =[
aminomethyl 6 months ago
the only problem is running out of drugs.
monkeybutler20 6 months ago
lol he-man is right though
chunktuff 6 months ago
@chunktuff
no hes not,
xXRiTaLiNx 6 months ago
@xXRiTaLiNx explain yourself
chunktuff 6 months ago
M'kay
dude486 6 months ago
E - MAN X'D
The1979Warriors 6 months ago
not unless you take enough of them
Santostay14 6 months ago
"Take me, for instance. The first time I used drugs to make my problems go away, I tripped and the next thing I know, I was holding my sword up saying 'I have the power' and now look! I have to protect the universe. The second time, Masters of the Universe came out. What was I thinking?"
ABalloonInNeed 8 months ago 5
yes like now i'm hungry and where can i get more of these drugs and possible something stronger and.... and so on DAMN YOU DRUGS!!!!! pass that shit man
kabal5000 9 months ago
Really, He-Man?
Do you think you'd have to worry about Skeletor taking over Eternia if he was mellow? Ah, but then you'd be out of a job, wouldn't you? Yeah, I see your game. Keep drugs away so everyone stays in an agitated state of warlike readiness. That's why Skullface is angry and your budget is fulfilled.
A cartoon designed to sell toys and sugary food, creating obesity, and doing these PSA ads to justify it. They don't solve problems. They just create more.
Billinois78 9 months ago
So crack open a beer instead.
videoguy604 9 months ago 3
meth is a huge problem in the gay community
ActionCarl 9 months ago 6
But they make you feel like YOU HAVE THE POWER!
Cactusman96 9 months ago
Is that where skeletor came from? Sounds like He-man is speaking from experience.
chitin122 9 months ago
not for Kids.
Flankoful 9 months ago
now i know!!! and knowing is half the battle. G.I JOEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Dean8Link 9 months ago 5
now i know!!! and knowing is half the battle. G.I JOEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Dean8Link 9 months ago
Drugs are bad… Mmkay?
Luppay131498 10 months ago
Mmkay...
wiseidiot5763 10 months ago
@101johngalt
What kind of rates we looking at?
XxSpinesxX 10 months ago
@101johngalt you mean you can't have muscles without it being steroids??
LAHrebirth 10 months ago
Agreed.
Homeomackus 10 months ago
MARIO SAID IT BETTER!
R.I.P. Captain Kangaroo
ACRedsCreations 11 months ago
He-Man has She-Woman hair-do
FavoriteNegga 11 months ago
He-Man POOOOOOWAAAAAA
krakenmaken 11 months ago
He can't even look us in the eye when he says it.
I want to see all the outtakes where he keeps laughing.
(I know it's a cartoon. Just go with it.)
Billinois78 11 months ago
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lukagon 1 year ago
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I'll stop doing drugs as soon as He-man comes out of the closet!
Edzelo 1 year ago
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pouetes 1 year ago
sooooo his 1st name is "he" and his last name is "man"..............i wish my mom named me that
brandond1x 1 year ago
i'm on drugs right now
psychedelicmydriasis 1 year ago
HE LIES!
HE CAN'T EVEN LOOK US IN THE EYES WHEN HE TELLS US!
CpFreePasses 1 year ago 112
This ladies and gentlemen is CM Punks Idol (free internets to whoever gets the joke)
CCRockit 1 year ago
That's right He-Man! Those antibiotics and antiseptics are problem makers.
gaxxag 1 year ago
how chould he(man) know
totte95a 1 year ago
@totte95a Personal experience.
fierothehedgehog 1 year ago
i will stop when he man stops atracting homosexuals
ryanbossxx 1 year ago
drugs are bad,they are the reason we have crappy cartoons like sponge bob
emo102492 1 year ago
@emo102492 wow u are obvious high when u saidt hat
WWETNAfan315 1 year ago
this guy must be on LSD to think he has a magical cat and friends and steroids for everything else
childofreletivity 1 year ago
M'kay?
DirtySlapadack 1 year ago 4
I never knew they had such a drug problem in Eternia.
LDKBBAB 1 year ago 2
oh god...if i wanted a lesson about drugs from a guy on steroids i would have smoked a doobie 2 miniuts ago
daylanzee 1 year ago
What's with the head turn...
KingdomheartsII 1 year ago 2
@KingdomheartsII He was so disgusted with us as viewers who did drugs, he had to look away.
infrafan 1 year ago
nowadays kids could learn a thing or 2 about this
KAKALXLAX 1 year ago
I guess steroids don't count... And what the hell is he looking at?
syclone9 1 year ago
I guess steroids don't count.
syclone9 1 year ago
thanks he man, that was a close call
percy5432 1 year ago
That proves it, He Man... yep he's gaaaay.
GambitTD 1 year ago
@GambitTD how?
KAKALXLAX 1 year ago
@KAKALXLAX cuz he says drugs are bad (I'm kidding)
GambitTD 1 year ago
@GambitTD yee
KAKALXLAX 1 year ago
What the hell is he looking at???
TizzyElBizzall 1 year ago 4
@TizzyElBizzall She-Ra.
missXmikey 1 year ago
Skeletor!!! You've made me do some coke...*snort* arrrgh I'm UP ALL NIGHT AND IT'S NO JOKE !!!
junkbx3r 1 year ago
this coming from the guy talking to people who aren't there
bleeduntildeath 2 years ago 12
By the power of steroids!
blahdob 2 years ago 9
well said heman
harley1211 2 years ago 5
Drugs make this video funny.
Iamdarklumina 2 years ago 6
Drugs...Make You Problems Go Away!
Boy am I glad I have selective hearing!
CpFreePasses 2 years ago
he-man doesn't know shit, drugs are awesome.
HammarHeart 2 years ago
@HammarHeart naw heman was just paid by regan to say it he does acid every 2 weeks and tokes up erey day.
I should know im his smoking buddy D:
Arcturusalt 2 years ago
I wonder what drugs He-man takes for his Aids O.O
lol
MagWrath 2 years ago
He-man is one to talk, he is so hopped up on crack he imagines his cat becoming a tiger, him growing muscles then getting great powers and some guy with a skull head wants to take over his oddly enough skull shaped castle.
chainaxe8 2 years ago 5
@chainaxe8 Point. "Masters of the Universe"? Yep, someone was definately high...
For some reason, reminds me of the whole DC/Marvel business, which suffers from the Dragonball Syndrome - they begin with above human, goes through superhuman to supernatural, enter the global perspective, move out into the galaxy at large, enter the Lensman Arms Race and in the end, they do like Gurren Lagann and throw Galaxies at each other.
And you won't see He-Man winning #that# fight...
LordSia13 2 years ago
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MrJustletmeseeit 2 years ago
Drugs are bad, m'kay.
ZeldaAddict405 2 years ago 5
go he-man exterminate all drugies!!!
KAKALXLAX 2 years ago
He-Man knows about the dangers of drugs. Years of 'roid abuse has left his manhood in ruin.
JakeSolitaire 2 years ago 8
fuck off he man
i bet he took smack
rosssscow 2 years ago 9
YES SENSEI!
Venser734 2 years ago
wow id never imagine that xD
qwertyuiop46853 2 years ago
tell em he man.
CutieMikell 2 years ago
"Drugs dont make your problems go away, they JUST create more!"
Assuming the viewers already have problems to begin with. lol
vocabularyspills 2 years ago 65
lol..yeah dude..imagine that..5 year old crackheads watching he-man back in the day
dpapaioannow 2 years ago
Becuase of this I never touched any smack any time.
Ricadamu 2 years ago 15
You live in a fantasy land if you believe that kids that age have never used drugs before. I've seen enough cases where young five year old runaway kids get hooked on drugs.
Miano 2 years ago 3
@vocabularyspills Notice that he said "drugs don't make your problems go away". That means that they did have problems.
audveltadmuna 8 months ago
"Fabulous secret magic drugs. Fabulous secret SPECIAL magic drugs make your problems go away." "Great I'll grab my magic drugs." "You want it?" "Yes." "You want it?" "Yeah." "You want it?" "NO." "F*&% you my friend."
MJKalasky 2 years ago 8
wtf why he talks with kids about drugs i didnt know drugs did exist when i was 6 then i thoug wow drugs what are they
zupergozer 3 years ago
drugs dont let your problems go away they just create more
zupergozer 3 years ago 3
Drugs don't make your problems go away. But MAGIC drugs does! :)
Satai80 3 years ago 3
Yeah He Man!!! :)
CantHoldDownLeeFan13 3 years ago
Drugs don't make your problems go away. Fuck, yesterday I got baked, set my pipe down, and an hour later decided to smoke another bowl, but I couldn't remember where I put it. It took about an hour of wondering around/staring at the ceiling while listening to Grateful Dead, until I found it, then I got even bakeder.
LSDCoatedBrain 3 years ago
He-man has you figured out.
Ricadamu 2 years ago 8
I'm high, watching this. Everything's fine here.
::gasp:: I'm not a stereotype?
GodheadsLamentX 3 years ago
He-man WOULD know about drugs that's why he looked away
ph33rt3hn00b 3 years ago 3
I'll stop doing drugs as soon as He-man tests negative for steroids!
GIJordan2049 3 years ago 277
hahhaha nice one
vinvinvin1337 3 years ago 3
@GIJordan2049 well then i guess you'll be doing drugs forever
Pact1017 1 year ago
@GIJordan2049 You may never stop then!
InvaderWakkoReborn 1 year ago
@GIJordan2049 his muscles are made through amgic ...duh !! not steroids
LAHrebirth 10 months ago
@GIJordan2049 LOL and gets rid of his "Man bob"
se7en1976 8 months ago
I'll tell my drug dealer I'm clean now---Heman told me not to.
breastinspector2 3 years ago 5
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This is why I hate He-Man...
Berserkxx 3 years ago
omg thats just what i needed, I will totally stay of drugs now ;D Thx Heman, you saved me! =D
JaqueNorris 3 years ago 5
Drugs are bad, m'kay/ M'kay, is everybody clear on that? M'kay? M'kay/ ((Sorry to just suger it own near the end, but it's fun, m'kay.))
JackLuft 3 years ago 2
yes mr mackey
PresidentOfJelybeans 3 years ago
enough said lol
TODhaseo 3 years ago
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what kind of retart puts this on youtube
sticklover2123 3 years ago
What kind of "retart" spells retard wrong?
Beany914 3 years ago 2
you bitch
DarkhazardReturns 3 years ago
Anyone who says 'retart' should be kicked in the face
jomayor 3 years ago
wow lol
shadowfan77 3 years ago
"drugs make your problems go away and don't create more (until rehab)"
redtail5 3 years ago
Your telling us that when your the one on Steroids
threehundredandone 3 years ago 4
YOU'RE*
gr4tification 3 years ago
grammer freak?
shadowfan77 3 years ago
grammar*
and yes.
gr4tification 3 years ago 2
He knows from personal experience.
ryled 3 years ago 132
He's right. Drugs dont make your problems go away ;D
Tiukuttaja 3 years ago
it would be cool if he said mmk at the end.
ThisIsGonnaBeCool 3 years ago 6
drugs make your problems look a waay cool waay
ThisIsGonnaBeCool 3 years ago
Drugs sux balls
annihilation519 3 years ago 6
Drugs sucks balls?
TaurenWarchief 3 years ago 2
GOOD FOR YOU! :D
blackandbluestar 3 years ago
try a magic drug, its make your problems go away im minutes he-man now that i am right
chidori901 3 years ago 4
My magic drugs make your problems go away.
Trace568 3 years ago 3
Coming out of prison, He-man is fucking right He-man
J5MARLON 3 years ago
rememeber:
"When you're taking a Magic drug you're taking a big Drug!"
steve0reno99 4 years ago 3
Try it.
No thanks!
Try it.
No thanks!
BigFatPooperScoop 4 years ago
fantastic secret magic drugs make your problems go away XD
Narbarbilla 4 years ago
He-Man says magic drugs make your problems go away. HYPOCRIT
HeyGuy33 4 years ago 2
dosent he say magic drugs DONT make your problems go away?
zhaotianwu 4 years ago
You'll understand if you watch YTP: He Man's FABULOUS magic drug
Magic drugs make your problems go away.
I love Booze, but some people have a hard time learning how to drink liquor. rofl
Absol4evr 4 years ago 7
Thanks He-man!
capnfrog 4 years ago 4
Magic drugs make your problems got away. If you ever take a drug from anyone other than your parents or your Mama Luigi your taking a Magic Drug!
Andprovidingthisgun 4 years ago 8