Mock the Week - Standup Round - BBC Two

[RhetoricalFilms9792]

As represented by the knee?

Doctor: Why, it looks like you took an arrow to it!

Patient: Yes, I used to be a comedian.

[MarekUtd]

well said Frankie!!!

[1997missbecca]

I'm from south of Glasgow, and bloody hell I'm like the only one in the area with an English accent and I'm an emo as well xD

[jamboliboli]

@1997missbecca So what?

[ironmaidenrlz1]

@1997missbecca Emos protecting the president from painfull bullets since whenever the fuck they thought of that

[debrick2490]

Just goes to show what a Scotman would know; Frankie it would have said France!

[RadientThunder]

I think hugh only done this once or twice,they mainly use him on interpretations and the newsreel where he dubs the royal family and politisians. No one else on mtw can do what he does.peace

[HenryMedhurst]

Why does Hugh never do these...

[Washewearingahat]

@HenryMedhurst He has done one...and it was fucking funny!! but yeah, he rarely does them :\

[Arceus9101]

Jeez guys stop replying to my comment! I get it now, I forgot Frankie was born in Glasgow, and I no longer care.

[jungleboyuk]

So we now know where peter kay stole the "who would you sleep with" joke

[Arceus9101]

I didn't take too kindly to frank boyle's stand up about gladgow.I'm from glasgow, so I find it quite offensive.

[Jill4ChrisRedfeild]

@Arceus9101 He offends everyone, Darling, get used to it. Besides, he's from around that area himself so he was insulting himself too.

[MrJaysChannel]

@Arceus9101 ah fuck off.

[6oodfella]

@Arceus9101 Oh, don't be a bawbag, Frankie is Glaswegian.

What's the rule, comedians can slag anyone off except Glaswegians?

The only thing worse than being talked about, is not being talked about, so calm down.

[SluzBag1993]

How the fuck did Andy and Russel win that round? Frankie and Michael are hillarious.

[nathanael1997]

lol...micheal mcyntire used that same story on live at the apollo 3 times and 1ce on micheal mcyntires comedy roadshow and its always funny :)

[kdewar88]

you do have a problem mr howard you appear to have camel's gonads

[CharmanderPwnsMew]

1:10 You have to pause it at the right time XD

[bootilicioussx]

love this show! frankie and russel are so funny!

[XxCharlieJWxX]

1.09 russells face! lolzzz =]

[TeamHeavySuck]

Frankie Boyle is so funny!

[HaloCrazi]

" C'mon for 9.2 billion you could of wrote F**K off Germant on to the moon" LOOOOOOOOL

[VooDooDoll984]

I LOVE YOU MICHAEL. Butt, you said that in your stand up x

[Bladedieselbd]

I was on that show ^.^ russell howard was funny

[PlayaDKPlaya]

Is it me or is Andy not tht funny

[RVD30]

It's propably not you...

[GuerillaAtheist77]

hugh doesn't do this round cause he's not a stand up comedian

[jamesgarvey12345]

he usually does this part

[GuerillaAtheist77]

no he does the things not to say in a.... round, but he's not a stand-up comedian just a comedian

[twotellys12]

he fucking tares glasgow apart

[arsenalchamp4life]

i dno y hugh neva dus this round

[ad1170]

he did once to fill in for frankie leaving the show he was alright he more a writer/actor then a stand up

[jbarks10]

Boyle nailed it AGAIN! The man never fails to deliver!

[Georgeous129]

number 1, your sister...

[uchiuakikz]

Lol "for 9.2 billon you could of written FUCK OFF GERMANY on the moon" Best Line

[spontaneityrox]

It's nothing to do with being offensive, he's going on tour soon and won't want to put all his stuff out there on Mock the Week, cos people won't come to his shows otherwise.

[679go]

1:09 russel is like wtf that noise in the audience

[netsharp]

@679go I keep rewinding it xD

[chickenruler]

@679go

Absolutely brilliant!

[001Stacey]

@679go haha XD ikr i was like LOOL :L

[jonnehx9]

didnt micheal mcintyre do that list joke on live at the apollo? or was that after this?

[brappinlad]

yhyh still funny

[K8y91]

Yeah he did :) Comedians always use the same jokes a few times. McIntyre is awesome XD

[zachriAKAfionn]

yeah I heard that joke at Apollo XD

funny shit

[biatch1600]

brilliant frankie boyle

[harv1690]

why doesn't frankie do this round anymore

[Darkreaper1982]

I think it's something to do with the nature of his jokes. They might have annoyed or upset a few sensitive people!

[DeedMDavid]

It's funny because those who watch this show shouldn't really be sensitive. I guess they just watch it so that they can laugh at other people, as long as the other people don't relate to said viewers. ;)

That or they watch it to feel cool.

[convictedSTONNER]

FRANKIE BOYLE OWNS THEM ALL!

FACT

[buzzflame]

nhs revolving door of happyness ftw!

[MrMisterJB]

'For 9.2 billion, You could've written Fuck Off Germany on the moon.' LOL.

[doughnutmonster1992]

i think the list joke is on michaels live and laughing dvd too, unless its from the extra which is him doing live at the apollo. im not sure.

[RabidHobnob]

Hahaha, I like how Russel looks around at the woman who screams when Andy is on. xD

[George36th]

1:10 ... just for ppl who r lookin for it

[B8rkley]

haha, nice 1

[KTturner92]

they use the same topics all the time :/

[LouisBrockley]

yerh but if u watch edinbourough russle howard and watch lvie at the appollo he dus EVERY joke the exact same

[mrbillymorris12]

all comedians re-use material a lot, especially their best material

you cant expect him to be constantly coming up with different but equally funny jokes at every gig

if anyone tried that they would crash and burn...not a good feeling

[Eatmyarseandballs]

Yeah, I've seen Michaels one before... Shame really, it should be improv.

[mrbillymorris12]

andy parsons is not funny at all

the rest are though

frankie boyle especially

[Genevievus]

AGREED!

[George36th]

no to the first but hell yea to the 2nd and 3rd

[SamiRockStar]

Michael McIntyre did that relationship joke on Live Of The Apollo

[nassima06]

the best 4 to do stand up round

[buzzflame]

nhs revolving door of happyness

lol

[xNicoleNicoleNicolex]

he did that joke before...

funny tho XD

[danielmokey]

LMFAO Michael Macintyre is actually legend!!! :D

[killlllerboy]

rock, they pretty much do this as there job, but its quite funny though lol

[cbpx3]

listen to the woman scream at 1:05

[Swifty6288]

russell has a look :L

[cjpendleton1993]

Mchael's bit was off his own stand up material, not realy that testing on his skils as a stand up then if he has rehearsed it.

[rockyzed93]

if you ask me i think they ALL have something planned, i mean no-one is THAT quick witted. they prob get a list of things coming up in the show so that they can think of stuff...

[theanderson9]

most of them throw in some of there stand up material, others just rant untill they come across something that make the crowd go then build it

[OWallen123]

Who cares if its planned?! its still a shit-funny show :D love it!

[doughnutmonster1992]

i agree with u. most of it isnt planned but who cares?

[traceurpaul]

they do

[djbaker26]

im guessing sport lol franky funny fucker

[GeordieJack09]

Frankie Boyle Is Like God!!

[VexorxStudios]

number one- your sister

roflmao!!!!

[Johnn1993]

fuck off Michael is fucking funny as fuck but i suppose it depends on your sense of humour

[AdamDLDixon]

because you dont understand the jokes?

[MBGamingLegends]

I do actually I just dont think they are funny

[Neamento]

Agreed. Worst guest ever.

[713john713]

favourited just for frankies bit

[andrewroberts4eva]

Most comedians re-use jokes from different occasions.

Just watch Stuart Francis

[byrnesi]

Michael used that joke in his stand-up act when he did the apollo

[Oafing]

1:05 that woman is hilarious, she sounds like she' giving birth hahaha.

[madjimmyr]

yh ur rite lol

[StevenJay369]

did u see russells face lol

[KTHXBAIOMGWTFZOMG]

I love Russell's face when that happened!

[PXthabishzayyXP]

OMG lmfaoo ive seen that list joke when he dd it at the apollo :]]

[anosferatus]

Did they die?

[XLJantey]

Yes.

Yes he died...

[123951736]

WHO ???

[XLJantey]

I don't know...

Just responding to his comment with my sarcastic charming wit.

^^

[doughnutmonster1992]

who is 'they'. be specific for gods sake.

[fredsta125]

and you are the most illiterate person alive learn to spell.

[pyrotoz]

"Your sister"

:D

[Leguitar1]

I love russell when he hears the deranged laugh!!!

[georgialovesdavid123]

michael<333333333333 :)

[jackeebutler]

I love Michael :)

and i love how when he first appeared everyone was like "i hate that posh prick"

but then after about 10 minutes they started to love him hahah

[EatMyRice18]

how come when andy parsons says mark thatcher someone shouts? i know people hate her but wtf?

[athiestbeanz]

basically... she fucked up Britain quite a bit

[EatMyRice18]

yeah i know but theres a guy in the audience who shouts sommat can you make out what hes sayin? btw i am british so i already knew she fucked up

[LittleCheeseMuffins]

Russell Howard Is Soooo Funny Matee x

[comicbook8]

AHAH

You couldve wrote fuck off germany on the moon pahahaha

glasgows an olympic town...people who struggle to speak english wondering around in tracksuits! :L.

[petergriffinand619]

I love michael's cheezy smile. I think he's great along with Andy, Russell,Frankie , Hugh and Dara

[Robman275]

"NHS revolving door of happiness"

LOL

[HamHamSky]

aww, Michael is adorable and funny XD

[carlieno1]

I love howard and michael. Goingg to see michael inn septemberr in cardiff (:

[sakib1990]

No freakin' way! I am planning to see him their too

[lilmzcrazyfranklin]

Hahaa i love thiss programmme!!!

[EmoMosher08]

rofl

[celtic13dandamc]

i saw this one last night but am still dying wsith laughter

[shogun2k9]

WTF!? 1:08 to 1:10...

Russels reaction!

LOL! Mock the Week FTW! x

[isaac2k9]

haha yh i laffed at that when he heard the dying seal :P

[xxLastWishesxx]

"Number 1, your sister...." ;) nice one.

Those pictures are just wierd, its a good job Dara knows what they are ;]

[maniandneesh]

Weird laugh @ 1:09...

[xxLastWishesxx]

LOL amusing laugh more like xD

[maniandneesh]

Lol yeah! xx

[celtic13dandamc]

just look at russels face after

[DarkMark999]

Fuck off Germany onto the moon. AHAH

[bigbadpoo]

Mcintyre should of won

[1984AnTz2008]

who cares who won! very funny indeed motherfuckers

[s4ty4m]

How did Andy and russel win that one?

[moominsammi]

i know! but i think frankie and michael used bits from their stand ups. michael and frankie are my two favourite comedians though :D

[Survivorwarriorgirl]

Yeah, I remember Macintyre used his bit on Live at the Apollo!

[NicenEasyuk]

It's gutting when they do that.

[I7igitalJaKe]

They do it alot thought. It is a shame

[samm3004]

East end one at the end is the best. People in tracksuit haha

[jonnyhutchings]

lol

[RightHandOfGod221144]

I mean, with 9.2 billion you could write "Fuck off Germany" on the moon.

[lilstallion95]

Michael McIntyre is hilarious!!!!!!!!

UR SISTER!!

[spriterlicous]

You don't give a flying shiy about TV? I highly doubt that, Electriity? I doubt that also. But the cure for Malaria I'm sure you don't care about that. I mean you're a chav you don't care what happens do you? because you are "hard" and nothing matters so long as you can beat someone up if they look at you wrong.

[xStabYourBackx]

and you'll be surprised how much of the English population really doesn't give a crap.

[GarryLFC]

Frankie is hillerious but he uses the exact same material in all of his stand ups. I just don't think stand up is quite his forte, i think panel shows like MTW suits him right down to the ground.

[aortasuds]

Agreed, frankie is my hero. pround to be Scottish cos of this guy :D

[themunster]

Yeah I agree man he's used the Germany on the moon and his sport routine in MTW a few times.. :(

[hargreaves4united]

russell howard's reaction on 1:08 LOL

frankie boyle 4 prime minister :D

[Dianicaa]

luv dis show...

[jamiecranton]

frankies getting stale

[MrGrim121]

gah frankie keeps usin the same jokes his joke bout writin fuck off germany on the moon was on graham norton when he was bein interviewed and the joke he says about his dad shagging your dad thing from another episode was from when he did live at the apollo

[50033836]

If you look, most of the jokes on MtW are done again.

Peter Kay redid his jokes from Albert Hall.

It's a comedian thing.

[edtempler]

michael mcintyre did his list thing at live at the appollo and the royal variety show lol

[boltonlad18]

Yeah, lol. Bands and singers do the same, lol.

[Cybaria]

All comedians reuse their jokes (Its their recycling), they cant always keep making up newer and newer jokes, they have a set. if they have something that'll go then ofcourse theyre gona use it.

[mrevilevil2]

Yeah lol I love 1:08.

[minibus9]

lol

[Baggypipes]

NHS revolving door of happiness :P:L

FRANKIE FOR PRIME MINISTER :P:L x

[CornishCreamtea07]

'for nine point two billion you could of wrote Fuck off Germany on the Moon'

[pkmasteiz]

That last one was epic, hahaha.

[votremare]

Number 1; your sister.

Genius.

[one5643]

I love 1:08 ^_^

[BiffyFighters]

how did you do that with the 1:08 thing? please tell =D thanks

[one5643]

You just done it yourself ^_^ Just type 1:08 or any other video time. with no spaces

[BiffyFighters]

haha awesome thanks :)

[midgetgem93]

lolz!!

[yourname20078]

this show rules

[GMunchie]

I think Michael is funny, but it doesn't work well in Mock The Week. It may be that he isn't quick enough for something like this. His voice is a nightmare though

[PoetryInMotion360]

michael mcintyre...not rly into him...his voice annoys me...n he aint rly funi...

[melonmeister]

British comedy rocks my socks!

[DropDeadGorgeous1991]

has anyone else noticed that Frankie twitches his nose after he's told a joke? its cute...

[RIPdementia]

Yeah, I think he's kinda shuffling his glasses back up his nose. It is cute. ^^,

[sexylady666]

haha lol short but sweet.

but bloody halarious!

lol russell is great!

[sxyJoeyx]

michael mcintyre tells this joke in all his acts just look at him live at apollo. Hes not a funny man his jokes are simple he has no skill like ruseel.

[ckydavies]

It's a very funny joke, and if he knows it goes down well and he's got the opportunity to do it in an (apparently) improvised section, why wouldn't he?

[sxyJoeyx]

porcisely it should be improvised not old jokes, just shows hes not a true stand up. none of them are except frankie.

[ckydavies]

Mock the Week is definitely not as improvised as they make it look, Steve Punt is one of the writers for it. Not to take anything away from it, it's a brilliantly funny show. But the so-called 'improv' rounds aren't quite that.

[MemoryOfGravy]

actually i've heard frankie reuse LOTS of his old jokes and i'm getting pretty tired of them. but when you've got no time to think, in a show like this, i suppose you just have to roll out any good comedy that comes to mind at the time.

[shatteredlamp12]

i think you'll find actually that even Frankie Boyle has reused material on the show from his live act - still, loads of his stuff in "scenes we'd like to see is improv.

[GMunchie]

It's not, disappointingly, improve. Like Have I Got News For You, they are given the questions beforehand. Have you never wondered why 2 people don't go for the same story? Or why the topic seems to fit snuggly into a comedy routine they have used on other shows? It doesn't take away from what still is a truly excellent show :)

[xoxsazzieexox]

yeh, i watched the charlotte church show and he was on there and was telling a joke about his daughter (a nice joke!) and then on the next Mock the week he was telling Exactly the same story!

hes still an amazing comedian though!

[SO459]

who are you actually referring to?