300 Ready Your Breakfast and Eat Hearty

[THEEVANTHETOON]

A demon waiter: Hello, this is hell restaurant. How many will it be?

Leonidas: 300!

A demon waiter: Oh, I'm terribly sorry. No shirt, no pants, no service. It's the rule. Try the diner in Purgatory.

[terryfookwitt]

For tonight , we dine in The Betty Ford Clinic.

[galanopouloc]

and tomorrow i'm thinking Arby's

(yeah I know this is old so do not spam)

[loveseed117]

"hundreds leave, handful stay, only one looks back"

[gzito123]

ehh im thinkin arbys

[KlaymenDel]

Meanwhile in Hell.

Satan: Damn we're out of dishes...

[jay2011s]

Hell? Why dont we go somewhere fancy?

[oblivion2234]

6 Persians disliked this.

[Dinges1234567]

Spartans! Ready your comment and type fast, for tonight, we spam the youtube comment section!

[Halibut118]

That line makes me want to clear my throat.

[The4670]

lol never can take this scene seriously, so many gifs out there haha

[Fishoverwater]

thumbs up if desandnate brought you here

[360Nomad]

Six people are dining in heaven...

[The50centshows]

@Tortarra2

You've made me Laugh

[Cripwalker2006]

TODAY WE DINE IN HELL = in McDONALDS

[xGanjazManiacZx0]

"Hundreds leave... A handful stay... One looks back..." So fucking sad and epic at the same time.

[alynwhite]

@xGanjazManiacZx0 Oh yes :)

[BBoyable]

Hello! Is this the "HELL" restraunt? Dinner for 300 please!

[QuimShtank]

6 people didn't eat hearty.

[THETANK249]

0:50 he is like: READY YOUR BREAKFASTES AND EAT HOCKEY

[fernioh]

Lol they really need a reservation for 299 because 1 men left with the greeks xD

[tbygirl123]

6 peoples great great etc.. grandfathers got killed by these spartans

[h31sman]

Fuck I love 300

[pooptatertots]

just skip to 0:48

[Purdyboy97]

... And tomorow, I'am thinking Arby's!!

[SuspenseSmith]

No matter how they could say this, this is got to be the cheesiest line I have ever heard. This doesn't inspire me to fight at all.

[booler79]

@SuspenseSmith you're a fuckin gaylord Persian then. I'd boot your nuts myself

[PaintballRush222]

@SuspenseSmith It makes me want to eat a hungry man breakfast at a local waffle-house though

[FollowerOfTheGods]

Table for 300 please...

[Kcon83]

I'd be the one asking for rice krispies,,,

[viniv20]

6 people couldn't ready their breakfast ...

[commandolam]

6 people were unable to make reservations AT HELL.

[jacksaynor]

6 people are angels

[demonslayer1591]

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! But tomorrow... I'm thinking Arby's.

[SuperAshahzad]

Hey i see athenians leaving and 1 spartan, did other spartans also leave?

[CrucisJon]

@SuperAshahzad

according to the history - (aristodemus -- dilios ( in 300) leaves because of the eye infection not because he's blind . and the spartans called him aristodemus the coward cuz he leaves.. i think he's a hero. and i think only aristudomus (dilios) is the only one who leaves in the spartans . and Aristudomus' name was cleaned up because of the battle of platea. he kicked some persian ass.. but he went berserk and leaves the phalanx. he was wounded , but didn't die .

[SuperAshahzad]

@CrucisJon yea bro! Also he dint leave couse he wanted to! He left because his king sent him to tell the story of brave 300 spartans who fought and died for there sparta!

[CrucisJon]

@SuperAshahzad yup... the spartan was kinda stupid cuz they call him coward . without him i think it will be a shitty history . and besides ... aristodemus(dilios) kicked some major persian ass in platea :) his name was clean again because of the battle of platea. and they didn't make Aristodemus(Dilios) a hero -__- . wtf ?! Aristodemus made some fukin effort & just followed leonidas' order and they called him a coward O_o man... it's kinda makes me mad because of that fact "calls him a coward"

[NightDeity38]

Only if Cheerios were invented back then

[ThePlasticMessiah]

i wish i lived in those times and was a spartan. i wish i had a leader like that. SO fucking bad ass

[kitchsc]

tonight we dine IN HELL!!!!!!!!!

[FramDragonslayer]

goosebumps!

[Tortarra2]

Satan: Hello hell resturant

Spartans: Tonight we dine in hell!

Satan: Yes I know that ok for how many

Spartans: 300!

Satan: What This is madness

Spartans: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( epic kick )

[xIJadex]

@Tortarra2 hahahahahahahahaha xD

really nice xD

[MrMachoman956]

I love this movie.so epic,and without 300,there would be no sparta or madness

[MrMachoman956]

hell=mcdonalds

[demeandr121]

What happened to teh guys eye?

[RLSEI]

this takes place in hells kitchen:

Sparta: WE WILL HAVE THE STEEEEEEAKK!

Gordan Ramsay: DONT F**KING YELLL AT ME!

Sparta: GIVE ME STEAK NOW!

Gorndan Ramsay: THIS IS F**KING MADDNESS!

Sparta: *grins* maddness? THIS-IS-SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*sparta throwsa sword at Gordan Ramsay*

[CiMBoMTurkiye93]

@RLSEI that was so fucking dryy

[RyanDotTv]

Give them nothing, take from them.... Everything!!!!

[Justinian43]

i wanna cry when he says that, having a leader like him i would'nt doubt of giving my life for my nation at any given moment!

[librano]

Did he dine?

[jstnhnh]

How do I dined in hell?

[xAznSkyxx]

5 persians disliked this vid

[mat876]

the devil best get 300 protein shakes, 300 bananas, 300 multivits , and 300 low carb main coarses,

[heyitsgord]

5 fuckin pussies..probably fat ugly tards

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

FOR TONIGHT, WE EAT AT HARDEE'S!!! Sorry, it is the only thing on the exit. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN GO DINE IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fall3IA]

Tonight we dine in hell. Tomorrow we dine at Arby's!

[arcticshade1]

i only notice one problem with this, They are not of christian religion, so why would they dine in hell? They are of Greek religion, so would'nt they dine in the underworld?(or whatever Hades domain is called.

[lordofvampirefaith]

oh my god , i cannot believe that anyone , not even retards would dare click the dislike button on a 300 film clip!

[TheInstantClassic1]

Um wow Leonidas. You guys are just about to eat your breakfast and already you guys are making plans for dinner?

[freakyguy967]

Hells Kitchen restaurant? O_O

[mcxios]

spartan is a synonym to badass. example given: master chief from halo is considered to be a spartan, not this kind of spartan ofc... but you get the point.

[kemimeister]

you retards...just see the movie..if you don t like it fair enough..you don t have to place stupid comments.res[ect some things that other people feel proud of..and in the end of the day simply fuck you...if ur not Greek ur nothing..

[blobland19899]

greeks dont fight like heroes. heroes fight like greeks.

truest phrase ever spoken

[ptolope]

"Greeks don't fight like heroes, heroes fight like Greeks." Winston Churchill

[BlueThunderFlik]

I think his point is that they should try to eat a nice breakfast while they can because good food will be scarce in Hades.

[malfeam]

the best thing about this movie is all of the spoofs. the actual movie was bleh.

[TheEloeo]

INHALE!

[0casteloencantado0]

ahhh, this movie is so gloriously retarded.

it's like a critic said: the movie is a stupidity fest with a dish of stupid on the side.

[thanks51]

....and what's the connection between them eating breakfast then and there, and their dinner plans? my wife doesn't say,"Here's breakfast. Eat up, because tonight we're going to Spago's."

[thanks51]

One of the Spartans should've said,"Hell again? I can get us reservations at Spago's, y'know."

[aab1221baa]

...hell...he said hell! these people where not heretic Jews (christians) to speak about hell...although even Hell was a Celtic Goddess! those were days of nobility and pride! nothing to do with centuries of oppression by Jehoba's monsters (church)...or its younger but still very very strong brother...islam.............

[Duo11]

Well he should have probably said Hades but Hades is usually associated with Hell in christian mythology so its not a huge stretch.

I mean... they should technically be speaking Ancient Greek but I don't complain about that.

[rebeccamoorcroft]

its a film peanut it might be based on a true story dosent mean that everythink said in it is true infact none of the great sayings in it will be true

[ShermarkeNyangatom]

Actually many things he said was true... He said dine with Hades, or something like that instead of hell.. They just said hell in the movie because it would fit better for us.

And he also said "come and get them" when the persians asked for their weapons.

Most things they do in this movie is true, but it's exaggerated in the movie

[CDMUSIC80]

shoulda had a V8

[talon115]

What could a people accomplish with a leader like Leonidas?

[CaraKawaii]

a lot

[MrShizzleDog]

death

[TheRuruGuru]

300 O's part of your hearty breakfast.

[GeamProducts]

anyone tell me what happened?

[MrShizzleDog]

they all die

[GeamProducts]

I mean, why the guy has to leave? Is he wounded or something (judging by his eye)? Is he a messanger?

[volcomfrlife]

yea he was suppose to tell everybody the story of the 300

[kironde112]

why not go and watch the whole movie rather than asking? borrow it from your nearest blockbuster. it will be better that way

[nazsmith]

Why are you asking about what's happening in a movie from this little clip? Why not a)do a simple google search for the movie to find your answer or b) watch the damn movie?

[GeamProducts]

What if I've been banned from watching it? That's the reason...

[achang34]

What are they going to eat hearty on? Apples? No wonder their abs are great, eating hearty to them is having three or so apples.

[ILYutubeLAWL]

theyre spartans fag. anything they eat is going to be hearty

[achang34]

such hostile language.

[ILYutubeLAWL]

fuck up

[achang34]

Did you have a bad day? So angry.

[Her0ofCha0s94]

the other greeks were pussy's and im sure i would be too, but the sad thing about it was that the only spartan that was sent away looked back

[ThatUJohnWayne]

It was a tactical retreat. There had to still be a Army to protect the rest of Greece. Leonidas was covering them, trying to buy them enough time and enflict as many casualties as he could.

[KenMacMillan]

Spartan women were considered the most beautiful in all of Greece. Men were expected to visit them in the middle of the night, make babies & leave. That's enough to make anyone pissed, lol.

[NavySealRay]

All a Spartan would do is train,get brutalized,or go to war.That was all they were made to do.They may of had wives and kids,but thats all they did.

[SkoManiack]

but if they stayed in town they would lose for sure!!!but in Thermopyles the passage was too short and Xerxes numbers didnt count!!

[Andreas040193]

First spatans did have armor in real historie when they was in war xD Secound the Spartans do not fall to Saxes in the end. Spartans first falls romans many years later.

[KenMacMillan]

Spartans lost this battle but killed so many that they demoralized the persians. They finally fell not to Rome but to Thebes. The problem is that their tactics didn't evolve with the times, eventually people learned how to beat them.

[DonMeaker]

The Athenians defeated the Persians 10 years before at Marathon. The Athenians defeated the Persians again, this time at sea at Salamis later that year. The Persians were not demoralized, but rather were unable to supply their army so far south without ships.

[HandPeopleHandPeople]

who the fuck is Saxes? Xerxes?

[1245678987]

if the spartans wore armor and just defended their town/land they might have lived on

[LaBellaMercy]

Perhaps. But then again...if they'd done that, they wouldn't have been 'Spartans'.

[xanibars]

whoever posted this video is a fucking fag

[GaldonEyeStudios]

Hello, Hell Resturant?

I need a reservation for 300.

[jwb72199]

lol

[LamKoodle]

LOL! That made me laugh for about 9.7seconds (precise yes)

[bowm0]

@GaldonEyeStudios LMAOOO

[5ick1ntheH3AD]

@GaldonEyeStudios cancel that, make that 299

[Kurikaiku]

manliest line in any movie ive seen

[xanibars]

those are some real ass niggas

[GaldonEyeStudios]

That's a real ass racists.

Careful, everyone, they're dangerous when angered.

[Gyanzak]

This just might be the manliest moment in cinema, ever.

[MorrowPr0ject]

Spartans!! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight we dine in HELL!! Love it!!!!

[halomast117]

lol

[300spartansrule]

they gave it all man y ahhhhh ha ha ahhhhhh ha ha y did they all have to go they gave it all!!!

[mugen46]

LOL they knew about hell at this time? didn't they worship differnt gods?

[Divinemetal]

Of course they did, but the Persians also didn't have monsters as a part of their army; 300 is a piece of history rendered in the most extreme manner in order to make more apparent the emotions involved, to make it more accessible to a modern Western audience. Another way of making it more accessible is using a universal modern Western term, which is 'Hell'. Also, they're speaking English, and 'Hell' is translated as 'Tartarus' in pan-language dictionaries for English and Latin or ancient Greek.

[Spanky00Cheeks]

"Hades: God of the dead, ruler of the Underworld.

Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades drew lots for shares of the world. Hades got the worst draw, and became the ruler of the Underworld. All the dead - good or bad - traveled to this land, guided by Hermes."

So "hell" is just where you go after you die. A pretty shitty place, usually.

Actually Judaism doesnt really have a hell with a devil/satan. Christians adopted that notion from the pagan/mythological religions.

[averitas]

What's Gehenna in Judaism... like an inbetween or something?

[Spanky00Cheeks]

From wiki: ""Gehenna" is the Christian rendering of "Ge Hinnom," literally "Valley of Hinnom,""

Sometimes they are actually referring to a real place, other times a metaphorical place.

Jewish equivalent to a hell is a place where you are not with god. But there is no devil to torture you or trick you into going there. No selling or buying of souls, etc. Thats all made up by christians.

[MARCO3525]

True Niggas...

[sammimann]

well look at how everyone takes sides im not trying to add polital anglea here its just naturally we tend to hate each othr as humans ?? and we try to find an excuse ..example this movie spartans are stronger than persians so ..to hell to the persians ...come on gimmee a break

[sammimann]

this movie was meant to cause hatred and strife , as it was made by american system which hate iran at this time , and unfortunatly this system doesn't give a shit about you this movie is beautiful from both angles, ,, educate your self ... "zeitgeist addendum"  google it bro

[GummiBands]

Dude it's a movie made in liberal hollywood based off a comic book. Why dont you try educate yourself and making this into some political bullshit. Try enjoying the movie for what it is A MOVIE nothing more. Nobody looks at this movie and goes, oh so Iran is this. ITS BASED OFF A FUCKING COMIC. And plus this movie is awesome regardless what anyone says. Stop looking for a reason to be a retard on the internet.

[Alexmcool]

Hate to say it gummi bands, but this film in the 40's 50's or something close. The movie was intend to provoke hatred towards the homosexuals of that time. Every movie critic knows that, This movie was also involved with something like war, I'm not sure.

[GummiBands]

....provoke hatred towards the homosexuals? really did you just say that? in interviews the author of the comic said that the film makers decided to cut the homosexual parts out so this film wouldnt get bashing from the gay community. The Spartans practiced homosexuality in everyday lives, along with the Athenians. So that comment is not true first of all. I'm a history major with a specialization in ancient cultures. And what did you mean by "this film in the 40s 50s or something close"?

[aWTFproduction]

the spartans hated homosexuals.actualy they would use homosexuality as an insult. if you droped your shield in a battle and didnt pick it up even if it was far behind enemy lives you were considered a homosexual.

[chedid63]

actually back then spartans were all homosexual, pretty much all greeks soilders were...read a book

[Spanky00Cheeks]

I think gay sex is just a military thing. Unless you are a Viking or part of the Genghis Khan army. Then you only pillage and burn AFTER you had your share of raping.

The act of rape is what is the cure for homosexuality. ...unless its gay rape.

[xDimitriosx]

How gullable people are...

[sammimann]

i see your point i guess im getting carried away with this politcal shit , but you could be a be a bit humble no need to indirectly call me a retard

[GummiBands]

*and stop making this into some political bullshit.

[Zoran54321]

IN HELL!!!!!!!!!

[Confirm85]

SPARTANS ! They Are Very Very Very Goooooood !! Fucking Persians !

[WarriorsPride128]

LOL THE TAGS

Breakfast Eat Hearty Dine in Hell Spartans Cheerios Xerxes The Homo Persian Avacadoes Omlettes Pancakes Waffle 300

[luvwiisomuch]

lol

[el33tn00bz]

I must say this vid has the greatest tags

[doogie230793]

AHAHAH YEAH MAN

ahaha best tags ever!

and best music in the video

[wrnchhead76]

lol yeah it does

[sam0muir]

omg, the spartans were amazing, best film&&story ever

[demonclawz]

this has to be one of the most powerfull scenes in movie history

[tucci06]

lol the tags to this video....

"The Homo Persian Avacadoes" rofl

and....CHEERIOS LOOOL IN SPARTA!?

[Necrodragn]

Yeah, Cheerios will save your heart till it gets stabbed!

[Demondog851]

Incredible story line

Incredible fight seens and special effects

Best movie i have ever seen period

[ForOlTimesSake]

GREATEST MOVIE...story!!!!!

[Hermioni73]

"go tell the spartans, stranger passing by, that here, obedient to their laws, we lie"

[Sadm1]

what did they eat for breakfast?

[pyrorocker13]

persian babies

[eneldir]

they had water and apples, i think they brought meat and mabe someone cought an animal.

[ieromenos]

haahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahhahahaha

[greekalphabet]

...this night we will dine in Hades" is the original ( Herodotus )

Hades was the god of the underworld,the older brother of Zeus

[BaiNoW]

men this movie's amazing.. one of the greatest i've ever seen.. who agrees with me?

[BrendaFucker]

not one of the greatest .. trilogy of lotr is the best of ALL time. this one is good but far not as good as lotr

[zigsauer]

I think their equal

btw take a look at wikipedia on "Ring of Gyges"

Ring of power One Ring

[zoky55555]

I do.

[remaking1the1crime]

hes got an under bite!

[VolatileDisposition]

i'll have the impaled greek salad please..

[deansdoodle]

lol

[sk8jray]

Hell resteraunt, reservation for 300 please

[Progamer107]

>.> welcome to 4chan.

[haydenisalegend]

greatest

[greekalphabet]

the original word is "Hades" not the christian "Hell"

maybe the reason is that people in our years can understand it better as "hell"

[supersuit07]

its sad that leonidas is so somber but, its even sadder to know that he really did send hundreds away, and he really did say "ready your breakfasts and eat hearty, for tonight we dine in hell!but in those times he said "hades" instead of hell. "hades"=underworld, underworld=hell.

[flameEndless]

Wow every time I see sparta's face or head, it looks like some1 cut and pasted on some scene :P

[Progamer107]

Sparta is a greek citystate. I think you mean Leonidas.

[JPearson1987]

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so ready your breakfast and eat hearty.