Duke Nukem Catch phrases

[goldenhawk952]

love it at the end ya think its over then that last line ILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK

[karatekamikel]

don´t worry babes, there is plenty of duke for going arround. So many babes, so litle time.

[ilikepicole]

Its a shame that Duke Nukem Forever sucks :(

[kdman3]

i used to use duke nukem quotes then i took a arrow in the knee

[MrTheD1992]

I'm gonna lay the smack dab on your asses

[windcloud7]

its funny how many people dont know what its from when i quote duke

[G3NN4R0181195]

10 people met duke out of gums

[thybuilder]

I like big guns and i cannot lie.

[Andyatallah]

I don't have time to play with my self!!!!

[enemyofall67]

welcome to coolsville

population me!!

hehe

[Lugo428]

There's only 2 ways this can end, and in both of them, you die!

[Runescapez0r3r]

you invincible head shot scripted cheater!

babes bullets buns. i love this job.

[ashilohman]

@Runescapez0r3r bombs*

[BrunoHarvelot]

Duke is awesome !!!

[michaelly96]

is time to kick ass and chew some bubble gum but im all out of bubblegum

[Boom3120]

@michaelly96 all ouf of the gum*

[michaelly96]

@Boom3120 oppies!

[MrHLGNinja]

It my way or... HELL Its my way!

[TheBrokenDS1]

you forgot balls of steel

[rafasc94]

YUPI KAI YEAH mother fucker!

[LemonSuckers4ever]

Ur ass is grass and i have the weed wacker

[sombra326]

hail to the king baby!

[jakefinn420]

Yippy kye aye MotherFucker!

[GeorgeDaPunk]

Now you see me, now your dead

[LosAztecasChuy]

Im not going to fight you... Im going to kick your ass.

[madrid996]

now you see me... NOW YOURE DEAD!!

[JerryL237]

it's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and im all out of gum

[biggip23rd]

ITS MY WAY OR....HELL ITS MY WAY!!

[legopilot12]

kicken ass and taking names!

[Vlaoud]

youpi how ? yeah mother fu**er !!

[LordNoob1]

I like big guns and I cannot lie... YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN`T DENY

[MrOcelot9]

There are two Duke Nukems in this video,speaking to each other.

[leandrotincho]

Let's go surfin' now. Everybody's learning how. Come on and safari with meee )8(

[freaktard131]

why the hell does it start repeating itself from 2:14 to 2:56? -__-

[miffolol]

@freaktard131 2 times is better then 1?

[luigi19987]

on the third of une we will all be kicking ass and playing the demo of duke nukem forever

[Greycreeze2345]

Not in this video but there's also "welcome to coolsville population: me"

[Kivif]

Rest in pieces... EPIC



[TheJakeLyd]

I'm not gonna fight you, I'm gonna kick your ass!

[vovo1256]

I go where I please and I please where I go

[DarkLinkOfHyrule]

he sounds like a bad ass stephen hawking

[dmcprince1]

booorn to be wiiild :-)

[sbddemacry]

the best is "your face your ass, what's the differents?"

[roman6a]

you invisible head-shot scripted cheater

[TheSteveAndJokerShow]

@roman6a where is that even from? ive never heard it before!

[roman6a]

@TheSteveAndJokerShow i first heard it in the video "Duke Nukem One-Liners" but it's in this video too at 0:57

[jhonman214]

for a minute there i thought he was talking to himself

[ELITEbandage]

lol "ima break a broom handle in your ass"

[ScorpionSlayer66]

im guna get medieval on your ass

[Omanaite]

MAKIN'

BACON

[destroyedklkk]

I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of bubble gum

[Lisandros19]

half man half animal all dead!

[GameRaterAlpha]

Why does he appear to be so similar to The Terminator?

[UnknownSect333]

Who did the voice acting of this guy? lol. I would love that job...

[Hyalyago]

Some guy by the name of Jon St John. You gotta love him. Search for a video with a girl making him an interview here on YouTube and find out how he came to be the voice of Duke Nukem.

He also has a web in which you also find out he put his voice to Smitherns (The Simpsons) or Bob Sponge, heheh.

[yetanotherdom]

@UnknownSect333 Jon St.John

[rapidthedominic]

my favorite was "yippy kai amotherfucker" 

[KfozT]

I like big guns and i cannot lie!

[implode44]

I see dead people.

[rockincody]

There's only two ways to end this, and it both of them you die!

[jseguilherme]

Is there a mp3 version of this ???????????? XD

[METALLICA94DAVID]

John Cena would make the best fucking duke nukem ever

[arschsspeck]

@METALLICA94DAVID

omfg don't compare the king to a gay steroid using "wrestler"...

No man on earth could ever play duke.

[KillzoneV3]

It's my way or...Hell, it's my way!  I love the smell of BIRD CRAP in the morning!

[Hansimanis]

chuck norris wears a duke nukem pajama :)

[BoItCrank]

Born to be wild... LOL

[CaptainChaos]

Yeah, I can make a video longer too by playing every sample twice...

[FLAME4564]

your face your ass whats the diffrence?

XD LMAO XD HHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH­AHHAHAAHHHAHAH

[Oztington007]

Arnold would have made the best Duke in his early days

[SOA209]

life is like a box of ammo you just dont what you gonna get lol 

[GEoGD87]

this is EPIC, ya cunts

[iAccoRDx]

I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!

[kazmanli]

YIPY KY-YAY mother fu*ker

[Kazza1105]

I'm gonna get medieval on your asses

[mario64k]

YOU WANNA DANCE ?

[Dimiranger]

Rest in pieces xDD

[NytBrothers]

Sounds like he did these voice overs on the phone lmao

[Draknfyre]

@NytBrothers

Most of these were done for the pc game. When it was released, higher quality audio would have put more of a strain on the computer, and require more disk space.

The original Duke Nukem 3D was only 30MB installed.

[GGNJimmy]

god+chuck norrisx10=duke nukem



[XxAmusingLobsterxX]

@GGNJimmy duke nukem + duke nukem = chuck norris

no way duke nukem, im sorry i mean ANYONE could be better than chuck norris

[Pmaurizio412]

@XxAmusingLobsterxX except duke nukem

[d24c]

i'll rip your head off and shit down your neck

[hHalfordD]

Chuck Norris < Bruce Lee < God < Duke Nukem!



[NAIDZINAVICIUS]

9 people are out of bubble gum

[awayofgreen12]

The mixed DNA of Chuck Norris the Hulk and Blazkowicz = DUKE NUKEM

[crystalphoenixalpha1]

Duke Nukem sure is a masterful speech artist as well as a lovable hardcore alien-annihilation master! I feel that the term "holding back" would NEVER be in his vocabulary!

[ja0129]

ooohhh your ass is grass and i got the weedwacker!!!

[Obliviongatekeeper]

Duke nukem is not chuck norris.

Hes DUKE EFFIN NUKEM!

[Shadowfang3000]

Hail to the king, baby! *orgasm*

[D43m0nz]

Makin' Bacon!

[UaRe36]

Sandy Ravage

[JudoBoy661]

its time too kick ass and chew bubble gum, and im all outa gum

Eat shit and die

Peice of cake

so many babes such little time

the awesomest phrases in the world of DUKE

[shipdog97]

what about ktit?

[roman200000]

hail to the king baby!!

[Cycloptic96]

It sounds like two dukes trying to out duke each other

[NEWYORKNY718]

"yippie kai yay mother fucker" is from die hard

[djapelsin91]

А ни у кого нет прогой?Чтобы нажимать на кнопки и он говорил фразы?

[BurnSchulz]

It´s time to kick Ass and chew BubbleGum and i´m all outta Gum!

[itstheiceman11]

@BurnSchulz

Best videogame character line in history.

[MavrilLankins]

@BurnSchulz

That's a reference to They Live the movie, when they the guy went into the bank.

[BurnSchulz]

@MavrilLankins I know. ^^ The movie is awesome!

[numan112]

@BurnSchulz And Also C*m :D

[Arxidianomeas]

at duke nukem 64 the phrase "i will rip your head off and shit down your neck" was replaced with "you're the disease and i'm the cure"

[SkateFighterPS3]

Best. Catch Phrases . EVAR!!!!!

[xxpricanxx]

HAHAHAHAHAH " YIPPIE CAYAY MUTHER F*CKER HAHAHAHAHA

[TheLooLzzz]

"Rest in pieces" Friggin epic =P

[cammoflage96]

it's dukes youtube or its.....hell its dukes youtube

[matt0198922]

@cammoflage96 duketube

[itstheiceman11]

Awesome Sauce.

I can't decide between putting these two phrases on whenever I get text messages on my Verizon Droid Phone.

It'll either be "Incoming" or "You talking to me?".

Also my main ring tone is the Mortal Kombat theme song.

[cammoflage96]

why did it start to repeat its self?

[Leonelstudios27]

SANDY RAVAGE!!!

[MIKEDINSMORE2]

Catch Phrase!!!

[xDtooltimerxD]

"all on board the midtown express to hell"

hahaha

[Arbiter0917]

...?

[rollsheet]

"You invincible, headshot - scripted cheater" That sounds like he's playing Modern Warfare 2  ^_^

[xDtooltimerxD]

@rollsheet ye i have MW2 i am getting as creazy as him ^ ^

[jingjong12]

The best here is in 0:01-4:43

[SVWillmer]

@jingjong12

blow it out your ass

[Tcanavan1]

everyone loves the duke :)

[RandomYetEpic]

HAHAHAHAHAhaha!!

[sergiotheripper]

"im going to go Medieval on your asses" LOLOLOLOLOL

[best4005]

now i'm really piss of duke ftw

[TITOZISKITO]

fake

[WindWalker940]

these phrases are all a conspiracy, count the words in each one, 5 times anything is equal to the number of words in one catch phrase!

[weekpon]

Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and im all out of gum XD

[xaszholazx]

eat shit and die!!

[juanimthehouse]

Duke looks like a blonde version of arnold

[nuckdukem1290]

duke nukem FTW! "I'm an equal oppurtunity asskicker! +)

[bk50in09]

I Go Where I Please And I Please Where I Go! Lmao!

[Murk8989]

Duke Nukem will win ofc!!

[tehrsmenshow]

Life is like a box of ammo xD

[aceofspades3571]

Duke Nukem

VERSUS

Chuck Norris

VERSUS

Captain Falcon

Who will win?

[marianoxlomas]

compute do not

[DestinysAtrium]

Duke Nukem. Chuck Norris is too weak and Captain Falcon wouldn't show up o_O

[korvkorv12]

what if Duke and chuck teamed up? then we wouldnt fear terrorist or aliens or anything:P

[krazaychris64]

@DestinysAtrium Chuck Norris is the real life equivalent of Duke Nukem

[frabot]

awesome! he and chuck norris are my heroes

[Vrijjid1]

duke is god.

[xo1tom1ox]

yippy kay yay mother fucker

Now you see me? Now your dead!

[clariceave]

shake it baby

[wolfman2000p]

danm duke's the man

[kristallize]

So many phrases... o_O

[LuaLua0101]

duke nukem!

[mazurx11]

Hail to the king, baby ;]

Shame DNF won't come out quickly :/ I wonder what texts are going to be used in DNF.

[UnicyclistRemi]

Dude DNF isn't coming out EVUR!

It was the biggest hoax in game history lol

[rstrobel]

booorn to be wild ! lol

[justanotherfakeid]

"What a pussy!"

"You invisible, headshot-scripted cheater!"

[pedro7g5]

babes, bullets and bombs, damn I love this job.

[Dethnus]

My god, he's such a badass..

[razourik]

My faves are:

"HAIL TO THE KING, BABY"

"ILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK"

"IVE GOT BALLS OF STEEL"

"IM NOT GONNA FIGHT U, IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS"

all of those are fun to use in prank calls too LOL

[nowolfy121]

Rest in pieces^^

[gameq121]

Theres only two ways this is gunna end, and in both of them - you die

[hoza41]

"Your face your ass, what's the diffrence?" :D

[ScootTheFox]

"im not gonna fight you, im gonna kick your ass!" LOVE IT!

[LinkKokiri83]

meeeeeeeeeeemorieeeessssssssss­ss<33333333333333

[omgxomgxomg]

Rest in pieces!

[tracymcgradyfan11]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! :55

[Wolfman92111]

Frekin awsome!

[jaysonrules]

Babes, bullets, bombs. Damn, I love this job! hahahaahah

[jaysonrules]

It's my way or... Hell, it's my way!

ahahaahahahah

[dippindots326]

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum!

[JAMSTAR111]

hahahahahahaah im gonna kick you in the assssss

[poppintags3]

i go where i please, and please where i go, HAHAHA

[mhrfg]

It's my way or.......HELL IT'S MY WAY!

[Nidhogg888]

"now you see me....now youre dead"

"im not gonna fight you, im gonna kick your ass"

"its my way or.....hell, its my way!"

"theres only two ways this is gonna end, and in both of them...youre dead"

most badass phrases ever!

[ArgyG]

naah you forgot

"rest in pieces!!" xD