Dinner, Vomit, Salt

[BeckMCS9876]

1:18 "So no one told you life was gonna be this way"

[max11binf]

who the fuck dips there fries in salt!? you put the salt on the damn fries!!!!

[DisturbedZelda]

Shit would be very different if they were christians, they would be boring as fuck and hostile towards each other

[kurtanglerocks555]

Random video

[cookechris28]

I'm so confused, did they live in an area that was so far north that at 3 PM there was no daylight left, was Scotty being a douche and not applying daylight saving's time, or was it mispoken and it was 3 AM and they're at a 24 hour cafe?

Herp derp.

[ModNarLivE]

milf



[Juillardl]

I wish my mom was that cool

[judoisoww]

@thekoolestguyaaa haha yeah but what is the situation that led to that? i mean same upbringing (i assume) similar genes what went wrong? :P

[judoisoww]

why is your brother sooo much thinner than you? i don't understand why?

[MadeinBaghdad]

losin family

[kzdavis1000]

That must have been Red Robin, those jalpeño peppers are hot, but not that hot. Come on, Scotty

[lolnakamura69]

Nirvana ftw

[SelfDisgust]

Your mom's a MILF.

[NaziFaggot2]

you almost look older than your mom

[DSB33]

Cameraman's (Scotty) mom reminded me of Kelly Preston from Jack Frost.

[420lezlie420]

Nirvana is one of my favorite bands.

[brilliantou]

you got a coo mom!

[GodsVsDemons969]

okay.... wtf T.J

[Doctalen]

Does anyone know what store was in the start? An the camera man sounds like Beeves or butthead

[Dakradom]

@Doctalen Looked like either a Borders or a Barnes and Noble.

[WindChildsWorld]

love candy in the background....

[sirbestnameever]

o Id so face rape your mom Tj

[Dltn97]

I would love it if your mom rode my dick.

[ComedyRoundTheCorner]

Scotty is such a pussy compared to TJ :P

[TheAtheistJuggernaut]

who is stevey

[comprehentionoflife]

man TJ you gotta calm down a little you can't sit still for a single second

[siwooot]

lol why do people always say other moms are hot, just because she isn't fat and grey doesn't mean she's hot

[ANONONTHEJEWTUBE]

Oh shit they're playing Feist in the background.

[SidOfOdin]

Wait wait, they were playing Little Boots' "Remedy" in a diner? This was in January, so I assume TJ was still in Louisiana.

Little Boots. Diner. Louisiana.

I'm flabbergasted.

[nmillwater33]

tj and scotty have very similar voices. when neither of them are on camera i can't tell which is which

[ashesinyourmouth]

TJ, I dig these video's, probably a pretty guy but you should make some more some time, fuck all these losers who just post your mom is hot. Keep it up bro.

[DaBossk]

MILF!!!!!!!!!andd whos setevie?//??

[readitinmyeyes]

2:17 ..HEALTHY LIFESTYLE.

[saagrith]

galen's mom not his.

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

So... is your mom expensive?

[declanb21]

i had forgotten about little boots until i saw this video XD

[InfoQuest4311]

milf!!

[Loostifer]

TJ looks so funny from 0:25 -

0:36

[The1onTV]

dude, daybreakers was awesome

[Erozlol]

would you like some fries with that salt?

[TheHETALIAABRIDGED]

TJ you look like your Mom...SO CUTE!! XD! Your Bro sounds just like you.

[ManDudeYeah]

I wanna be TJ's friend.

[SUpersaiyajinjerkbag]

@ManDudeYeah

I don't deserve to be his friend, because if not for these videos I'd say "what a fat fuck" and then avoid him

[IScreamForiIceCream]

haha, i was listening to all apologies just before i watched this vid

[BrunoBagina]

your moms is totally hot

[o2theh]

I think Scotty is annoying as hell. Worse than Gayland.

[elijahcrigger]

MILF

[ManicTheManic]

scotty is a coward....pwned the shit out of him...blocked my account THEN replied to my comment on his vid.....pwned the shit out of him again...removed my comment then blocked me...coward.

[mkailov13]

Guarantee back in 1990 TJ's mom was SMOKIN

[awsomenesscaleb]

Unedited and un-...good.

[JimmytheTexan1441]

@awsomenesscaleb and you would know

[MrClanzO]

1. Wheres Holly? 2. And then Clovie comes and eats everybody.

[skullking42]

lmao u lied bout the video not going on youtube XD

[ManicTheManic]

Yeah im pretty sure your mom a MILF

[WhoeveryouR]

don't you also have a sister

[ManicTheManic]

@WhoeveryouR Yeah he does shes a lesbian socialist hippie ftw

[Spartan9095]

at the beginning, it does NOT look like 3 PM. It looks like 9 PM. Maybe it's just me, but it looks dark out

[DownLowProductions]

Mom is awesome and way cooler then TJ!

[TheOuroborosWyrm]

You're so lame Mom! GAAAAWD!

[Heathenfidel]

You look kind of like Michael Moore in the thumbnail of this video.

[playboi182]

Your moms kinda hot

[jeffrman777]

@playboi182 I think his mum really looks like a witch.

[kellhiro]

@playboi182 kindas an understatment, MILF!!! MILF!! MILF!!

[Dltn97]

@playboi182 A total milf.

[notemo212]

@playboi182 EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[grunteater]

Your mom is HOT!

[EclecticSceptic]

Nice ending.

[Fail029]

I enjoy the videos about just reggalar lives, chief.

[19seth91]

wolfman sucked

[Bluevetteboy2012]

NIRVANA! and I have a black leather jacket like that one dude got it from wal-mart.

[Nirvermind16]

nirvana all apologies!

[supersolger101]

thank kurt cobain for that nice and overplayed song

[smellywellybelly]

See, there are no restaurants in the UK (that I know of) which have Friends posters framed and put up on the walls, this is a definite problem.

[ProNoob9000]

NIRVANA!

Goodnight, sweet prince.

[burnmaker01]

is stevie mentally challenged?

[playboi182]

@burnmaker01 Yes

[Atheismrulez]

@burnmaker01

You beat me to it.

[VandpipeMesias]

@burnmaker01 I've allways woundered about that.

[GuineaPigDan]

Your mother is a very nice person. Any chance of showing us a photo of your father before he passed away?

[bojanks15]

3:38 nirvana

[AndyDrew003]

Fuck yeah!! favorite band!

[IVomitOnYourGod]

Hairjob with tj's mom will be ok.

[dmix09]

wolf man was so retarded and predictable

[jaydember]

YO MAMA

is ridiculously awesome. Can we trade?

[CENTRINOaki]

TJ's hot mom is hot

[Chatetris]

Holy shit that's your MOM?!

[redhairdemon]

tj's mom is fuckin hot

[bane117]

your mom ftw

[MrDustandechoes]

your moms hot bro

[brentondig]

Nirvana woo!

[TehShadower]

id bang your mum

[freakyatheist]

nice vids keep up the good work

[Yomanimaballa]

TJ I absolutely love these types of videos, you need to make more!!!

[FredR023]

Your mom's lover seems very slow witted. Steve, I think his name is.

[thevillagewanker]

Stevie is TJ and Scotty's brother, if I recall.

[hyperseauton]

yeah, TJ and Scotty as sure as shit don't hang out with a dumb twat like this Abraham Benrubi look-alike motherfucker.

She probably,...no quite concisely, shags him to piss TJ and Scotty off, mostly TJ, for having success and fame and shit on the internets and probably still blaming TJ for the death of the family head, which was probably an ok character, although she never really loved him and shit.

We are talking one dysfunctional traditional family unit.

[potman22]

dude, I totally wanna hook up with your mom

[thursdaykidx]

LOL scotty lol

[kittygirl792]

Who is this Stevie character?

[Patman968574]

I love these videos TJ, they really humanize you. I see you as more of a person than just your YouTube persona. Give me MOAR.

[malidite]

fuck you..... they have scotty

[kittygirl792]

@MrMRmik ew no the little brats that are reffered to by most people as "cute" kids make daily vlogs annoying uninteresting and creepy.

imho this is perfect.

meee hearts moar footage for my mental TJ stalking collection

[Hipocracy1]

@MrMRmik well maybe if you are a pedophile like you... but for the rest of us we watch vlogs depending on how interesting they are, not how young the people are in the video.

[g3n1u53]

these are interesting

 little mini vogs

[Willjk89]

TJ's Daily Vlog?

[Nadrealis]

I say we see more of TJ's mom. That's one rad mom.

[BenRen316]

Yeah, she is a MILF.

[hgpot]

WAIT... Scotty is TJ's BROTHER?

[w950]

well....duh!

[bugabuse]

@hgpot yeah, you didn't know that?!

[FilmStudentWannabe]

I thought T.J's mom was Christian?

[TheSpoonFedFukWit]

Scotty is a bit of a twat.

[jbles81093]

was that The Amazing Atheist???

[FilmStudentWannabe]

No, it was his twin brother georgie. He lives in a shoe.

[hgpot]

Yes, dumbass.

[rockingowl55]

I love how half the video is "this better not go on youtube."

[superextremelaser]

why so much salt? blechhhh

[m4gnutz]

I think the difference between this and Shaycarl is that after watching shay's videos you don't hate him

[bigboy029]

I love your new channel.

[Meerabobeera]

haha what kind of restaurant plays old school MANDY MOORE?? teehee..

[darkwingppk]

Your mom is totally cool. haha, seriously. And this video almost makes me feel like i have friends. almost...

[ABONESR]

luv MUMMY is AWESOME! ! nice vid

[crazycrazycaleb]

Your mom is in a state of near constant nostalgia. She's always talking about different things that happened in the past. I still like her though. : )

[aa122395]

kick ass video man.

[JerkyChid]

Lovin the new channel

[Nitrobezene]

Your mom is pretty!