Cannonball dookie

[AEMoreira81]

If it's a Cannonball dookie, it's ALWAYS Take #2!

[fatkidz301]

Looks like had a Tommy's chili burger

[TradingCarz]

what did that guy eat ??? lol

[SMILYBANNANAS]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwww



[MaskedGuardian0]

Well, it's efficient...

[Boricua670]

This is funny? Really? Get a life loosers

[MassTransit999]

@Boricua670 LOOSER..nice spelling. Is that another name for your moms loose pussy . faggot

[MasterJimJim]

@MassTransit999 hahaha. Get em bro!

[fastcar7712]

Nice 1 . the nextone 1 will have shit on his mouth.

[abcjohnlock1993]

Robert we have a succeful cannonball dookie

[masonhawk6]

White People!!!!!

[ReconManTrance]

129 people can't crap while doing a cannonball.

[WhistlingGrenade]

Halarious, but mexicans have been doing this for centuries!

[MikeRiderOOO]

"Awh, that's nassssty."

[tache426]

He had some protien last meal.....

[Dylandude89]

No wonder other counties hate our freedom. This is what we do with it?

[GamerBros11]

The Crap hits the water before he does, he put some massive force into that! Lol

[demonpickleofDOOM]

P0:00P

[mckcook]

he should try a dookie frontflip

[msmamavintage]

ugh, ew .

[oDayton]

Tosh.0 brought me here

[HyataroXD]

Ur here because of Tosh.0

[arvin9797]

nasttyyyy



[wowomg15]

LOL the dog jumps after him



[ZKupekZ]

Woo dog!

[JBGrimey]

I found the name for my rock group we was gonna be called "Phuck Face" but for now on we shall be called...."Cannonball Dookie"

[bg2dastarz]

Id give it a ten but dookie#2 made too much of a splash.

[vegeta8085]

Lol why did that dog jump in to? Was he playing fetch with the dookie

[bg2dastarz]

Haha that dog was funny ...

[niggerless99]

i laughed so hard at this it is remarkable

[purplebui]

The oringinal brown bomber

[asie57]

I'm never swimming in a lake again. Only pools saturated in chlorine for me.

[Zer0RHCP14]

Tosh.o

[IsicStrans]

holy shit

[BigNastyCrap]

I make videos of myself singing, rapping, peeing, and crapping! come check out my videos!!!

[SuperMaverick187]

I'm his father. I'm soooo proud. All those years of practice... Well... They finally paid off!!!

[ItsAndrewww1]

Ridiculousness Brought Me Here ^_^

[mrkidgun]

@SuperSpawnkilla fuck you nigger 

[bitchasshoeism]

lol the dog

[mightyZdub]

My hero

[purplebui]

Im sure this happens at every lake

[CaliyahTV]

omfg that was so fuckin nasty dude ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Juankite08]

Grooosssss.......-__-

[uio890138]

Would have been a 10.0 but he fucked up the entry.

[RickRollR]

I love how he says "Cannonball dookie Take 1" like theres going to be endless amounts of dookie in his arse

[zeppelin67637]

@SuperSpawnkilla lol color has nothing to do with stupidity sorry to burst your bubble

[snumfalzumpa]

can you tell me the name of the lake so i know never to swim there? thanks.

[jna0519]

my friend did tht 3 years ago in a public swimming pool

[mirdaddy12]

and then he swam in it

[zombiesRus23]

0:05

[CLuc51]

Did he have diarea while jumping. That wasnt poop. That was a long stick of shit.

Lmafao

[payaso1391]

Wtf is this

[INSigotem]

@SuperSpawnkilla dont be jealous

[mmabuff101]

One of the funniest things I've ever seen. Absolute perfect form. Only one take needed

[Kurian02]

*The dog* Wheres the ball! wheres th....you fuckhead.

[LBDR22]

perfict form



[ashagasha]

eughhhh that shit was green ! wtf

[BigCrappyDump]

I make videos of myself sitting on the toilet while singing and rapping!

come check ought my vids!!

[zayoob0524]

@khr1126 Your attempt at being macho in a YouTube comment thread for a video about poop is funnier than the video itself...

[khr1126]

@zayoob0524 i was drunk when i started talking shit on here but idk im just gonna keep talking shit i think this douchbag is gay so i called him a pillowbiter haha (the video is funny as hell though its like a dookie airstrike maybe ill try it one of these days.... just maybe)

[Xfj895]

So this is how men become gods.

[khr1126]

@Death900600 im 19 and ive beat the fuck out of 4 full grown men (not at the same time) i felt bad for two of the guys im 5'11 and 140 lbs it took 6 police officers to hold me down im not bragging about anything but size and age doesnt matter for shit when u fuck with the wrong person

[maxharpster]

@khr1126 5' 11" 140 sounds like a pussy to me especially if your bragging on youtube about how badass you are

[scottrpedersen]

@khr1126 I don't think I've laughed that hard in a long, long time. Thanks, buddy.

[Mudkipzahoy]

@khr1126 Kevin Rogers of Sweetwater Texas. Some big tough guy you are. "im 19 and ive beat the fuck out of 4 full grown men" Apparently you beat your English teacher up too you retard. Learn how to spell. Look here, who cares how many people you "beat up". You still sound like a tard to me. Go ahead and threaten to "kick my ass". I'll send you to jail for assault and have your ass kicked by some inmates then sue your family, then I'll tap that fine ass of your mom's. ;)

[MrJeremycrewssmith]

@Mudkipzahoy <<<Look everyone!!! Internet tough guy!!!

[Mudkipzahoy]

@MrJeremycrewssmith <<<Look everyone!!! spineless virgin!!!

[MrJeremycrewssmith]

@Mudkipzahoy I'm a butt virgin. Do you want to take my virginity?

[khr1126]

@MrJeremycrewssmith ewww i think he does i think he wants your browneye like there's no tomorrow

[MrJeremycrewssmith]

@khr1126 My browneye is available for @Mudkipzahoy anytime.

[khr1126]

@MrJeremycrewssmith hahahaha lets see if he wants it

[khr1126]

@Mudkipzahoy hahahaha damn that was a good one its amazing the shit that people will talk when all they gotta do is type something in the comment box and who gives a fuck about my spelling are you one of those faggot ass nerds who cant get enough of telling someone they spelled something wrong idgaf about my spelling dumbass plus you sound like a bitch anyway "ill send you to jail for assault" well look here do it then bitch

[Mudkipzahoy]

@khr1126 Trololololol internet rule 14 is so fricking sweet! By the way, my spelling reflects what kind of education I have. That simply means while you're flipping burgers at the grill of a shitty fast food joint for minimum wage, (if you're lucky to even qualify to get that line of work) I'll be on the other side of the counter watching you slave for a fraction of my yearly income. Keep it up retard, it keeps me laughing.

[khr1126]

@Mudkipzahoy my spelling reflects the education i have stfu im not a dumbass i dont work in fast food and i actually thought you were funny but now i think your just gay and i bet i make more money than your dumbass you can make the shitty ass food that all your fatass family eats ill go to a nice restaurant and spend my 23.25 an hour i make trying fuck your fatass mom (and what the hell is your username about dude) oh and your a pillowbiter :)

[AjaxpuffNstuff]

@realitymakers wow fail question if he said take 1 he only did it once haha your retarded hahahahahahahahahaha

[RealityMakers]

"Cannonball dookie take 1!" how many times did they do this? Haha

[PancakesRBoss]

@RealityMakers only once as it says take 1 dumb ass

[chred2akrisp]

@RealityMakers presumably, once.

[Tig3rCoD2]

BOMBS AWAY!

[nicamy8988]

poor doggy he isnt doing doggy paddling he is trying to make waves to push the shit away that he didnt realize his master left for him :D

[niko60219]

perfect timing

[sotaboi86]

thats fucking awesome i kept on laughing for a fews mins

[khr1126]

@YBUDKCIN hahaha

[khr1126]

@ap1970 you are a little bitch i live in sweetwater texas if u want to come find me let me no but your just lookin for an ass beating cause ill fuck u up so goddamn bad u wont remember the trip to come find me if u r interested in an ass beating find me on facebook for my info im kevin rogers hope to see you

[ap1970]

@khr1126 ...you don't need to tell me you live in Texas...that I new by hearth...only there things like you are possible to live....btw say hello for uncle Bush.

[khr1126]

@ap1970 hahahaha damn your a bigger fag than i thought and i didnt know bush was your uncle but i guess thats where you got all your stupidity from

[ap1970]

@khr1126 I meant Bush your cousin...and the stupid here is not me....I don't poop in the water I drink...go off nub

[khr1126]

@ap1970 bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch and oh yeah bitch why dont you give me your info and ill come kick your ass and why the fuck r u still calling me a noob do you think your an expert at youtube or something i mean goddamn your like the biggest fag retard ive ever come across and damn i cant believe i wasted this much time on a little punk ass fag bitch like you im gonna go fuck a chick which is probably something you've never done or will do

[MrEveleigh11]

@khr1126 You're a loser just for writing this

[khr1126]

@MrEveleigh11 hahaha i know ,i was just pissed at the douchebag

[Gerwitch]

But will it blend?? 0_O

[BlackDeath17123]

The night this was on Tosh.0. I got to this video before the flood of spam saying "Saw this on Tosh.0" The top comment was, "I can't wait until this is on Tosh.0" posted 4 months before that day... Win.

[Hepiisi]

I just realized... Youtube recommended me gayporn :S

[callmeollis]

Awesome

[billyvg]

...

[yeseoj]

Effin epic lol

[vVBLAZEVv]

Flawless Victory !

[JDMxGSRxVTEC]

nice form, perfect landing, on a 1 to 10 it gets a tosh.0

[199noodles]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww

[199noodles]

Funny but totally gross

[althausz1]

That was a power shit...easily like 30 mph

[jameswilliamcole]

This is the single greatest video I have ever seen.

[jonnypants320]

I want to know if it sank or floated

[nelliehart]

EW!

[LickMyMezicanBalls]

ummm i give it a 10 on the jump and a 10 on exicution .

[918racecar]

thats waz weird!!??!

[whozyurdade]

That's some funny shit right there!

[Gators1496]

The human race is hitting its peak..

[statman99]

@Gators1496 You are SOOOO correct!!

[thejoint25]

The dog is just the icing on the cake.

[Frostylyxxx]

I'm gonna go for the Front Flip Dookie. I got this

[theminorityshow]

the dog was like SCOOBY SNACKS!!!!

[MrBlaze175]

Thumbs up if tosh sent u!!!

[PopcornNCookies]

Dog: "I smell sausages!!!!"

(jumps in after it)

[bouttogotowork]

@cvice30 Textbook Form

[pocyclips]

REX, FETCH... good boy, take the chewie to mommy!

[Taeil0151]

We just witnessed the human B-52.

[sagely15]

And boom goes the dynamite!

[Gardner0871]

Tosh.0

[etheangel2220]

i am going to flag this, but i dont know which option to choose...the only one that comes even remotely close is: promotes terrorism...oh well

[mechmusician]

Thumbs up if you think the dog is going to fetch it back to shore like a stick.

[lolsebasstian]

hahahaha dog

[jasonramsey]

So awesome but I definitely didn't need slow-mo on that one.

[billecay]

9.0 for form

8.8 for height

9.7 for difficulty

10.0 for artistic expression

[goochsword]

Poor dog.

[JohnnyUnderTheSun]

I can't hardly sit and shit, I def. Can't cannonball and shit

[envymeracing]

fetch doggy fetch.... good dog...

[redform89]

comments almost as funny as the video

[Jhart811]

This is wut people do nowadays? Wow fuckin embarrassing. Anything to put on YouTube. Assholes

[llPHATSll]

epic!

[SnootyWimbledon]

This is single handedly one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[vince2950]

Epic!!

[069751]

Tosh.0 sent me here

[underwarewolf]

epic

[MrSickside323]

The dog went after the shit.lol.Epic!!!

[jboehm9]

personally, I dont like diving into the same place i just took a huge shit

[Lookinformemarbles]

He Chucked a Deuce!

[GloveBoxWarrior]

tosh.o

[Commonwealth96]

why would you do that

[CardnUL]

@Commonwealth96 do you have a reason not to?

[bp56789]

@Commonwealth96 So you don't have to wipe

[mmatthews2100]

I love how the dog follows right after.

[selzarian]

ready to go?

[xALEXxC]

ewwww that dog went in right after!

[BigRig784]

That shit wasnt even that big there is no way that was 16" probably like 3 or 4

[budeah69]

he mustve been holding it in for 2 hours

[sirnicholson]

that dog was snackin hard right now

[ohdistorto]

All these HATERS talkin shit about this poop. This is a good poop. Mkay just cuz it's not perfect but whose poop is? It's all pretty poop in the eyes of god. So the next time you poop maybe it's fake or maybe it's 16 inches. But its poop and poop is what it is.

[khr1126]

@ohdistorto haha poop

[ErksAdventures]

Shouldn't it be Cannonball Dookie Take #2?

[uscfan926]

fuck yeah

[SeasonNP]

new olympic game?

[Berus7777]

I'm not sure that's real. For one thing, that turd appears to be about 16" long. Next, I have a problem in believing that one could eject a turd with such split-second (or shit-second) precision. The labrador jumping in at the last second was a nice touch, however - style points awarded.

[kirkmonz]

he projectile shitted

[kevinmccaffreycomedy]

Is that dog trying to eat the dookie?!?!

[Twobit333]

NO SPARKY NO!

[thatdamnNeighbor1]

9,9

[jacked00rabbit]

What's up with that dog?

[kyleware44]

Epic shit

[alexram22]

i like how the dog fetches the dookie

[TheHyperactiveGaming]

380,000 people have purposely watched a guy take a dump. What has the world come to?

[alexram22]

@TheHyperactiveGaming you can't count lolz

[porcaro4ever]

I give it a 10 but I think the russian judge fucked him!

[yupyupyup1231]

is anyone worried about the dog that dove in going after the shit???

otherwise incredible

[SkiaMac]

9.5



[cfhforlife420]

Amazing

[danpolydoris]

This is the best video in America.

Sick! Yet, funny!