Monitor Lizard vs. Croc

[koimaster]

cheeky lizard

[ibtasamali]

So Sad;



[killiotta1]

seriously? a fucking MCDONALD'S commercial? youtube, you corporate fuck-face.

[11froilan]

I like dikkop birds they are my favorite bird

[popo9008]

That's messed up :(

[yimbotimbo]

the monitors like f off birds

[piterscott]

Croc: "noooooooooooooooooooooooooo(d­arth vader xD )"

[muiscnight]

poor croc

[fivestarreptiles]

cool vid nice job National Geographic

[Fuckdisworld93]

damn did u see the crocs look at 1:48? "ima kill y'all motha fuckas!"

[junfaa]

wtf i told you to watch the eggs

[junfaa]

they sound like they're from spore

[SGTANOLEGECKO]

LIZARD VS WASP ON MY PAGE!

[h4s4t4n]

Monitor used TAIL WHIP! Dikkop used BRAVE BIRD! Crocodile used GROWL! Monitor fled.

[TheDemonSlayr]

@h4s4t4n NICE!

[drybowserman9091]

@h4s4t4n Monitor mysteriously returned! Moniter used THEIF!

[h4s4t4n]

@drybowserman9091 I see what you did there. :]

[BrockTylor10]

0:30 to 0:32 where's the croc eggs man I need some 0:33 to 0:36 man I might get some later on 0:36 to 0:42 fuck u I paid you two days ago and u said ud get it and I want our shit now 0:43 to 0:48 best back the fuck off or I'll just keep tha money 0:50 to 0:53 we best get our shit or well fuck u up 0:56 to 1:03 best get off my lawn and u touch my eggs I'll kill u both 1:04 to1:12 I need to go for a dip and calm down this has been a bad day for me 1:15 to 1:18 he won't find it if I lay on it here

[MrSebastian6789]

i hate that lizard very bad a mother crocodile wait for there baby 60 day ( cry )

[azizroumi]

TRIPLE THREAT

[ToaEnemis]

reminds me of the land before time XD

"who needs ya not me"

[KakashiLover2111]

Where did they find this narrator? Ugh

[NAWAFNAFNAF13]

2:05 grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i am soo angry

[jennetalls]

that croc is going to have a word with that bird (no rhyming intended)

[TheLukitakino]

2:05 WHAT THE F***???!!!

[StyleChang]

there like far fetch d'

[SabastianMoore]

1:43

"SCAAAAAAT!!"

[skwad03]

Dame nature you scary!

[FlexxLyric]

Really? Those dikkup birds suck ass! Talk about a one-sided relationship! The minute the croc isn't there to have their backs, they act like they don't see shit going on.

[94samboy]

the dikkup birds are like having an alliance with the french army -_-

[TheOtherLioyd]

@94samboy LOLOL GET IT CUZ THE FRENCH HAVE ONE OF THE MOST BADASS ARMIES IN THE MODERN WORLD AND wait what

[WolfenBlitzer]

Crocodile: You did good henchmen of flight...

[EspioChaos]

the half pound water what? dickup? like cock pushups??

[AznMatt71]

Those birds are the worst defense I ever seen! They try to scare the lizard away and fail and go back to their own eggs!!r

[M1911A1GUY]

A) Those are some ninja ass monitor lizards

B) I would have been pissing my pants as the cameraman trying to film that giant fucking crocodile.

[polarseizure]

At first, I was kind of cheering on the monitor lizard, but then I saw how sad the crocodile was. She should hire some new assist fighters.

[KeepingModern]

Monitor lizards are arguably the smartest reptiles.

[yinyangdragonx]

i if was that croc i would of been like. bird you only had one job to do and you failed it, now what am i gonna do with you?

uhhhhh idk

(roar snaps the bird in mouth) mmmm taste like chicken

[BurninSnowMan]

makes me wanta another nile monitor

[singlionfish]

Mommy croc goes hulk on monitor lizards like the mommy croc says what youre doing the monitor lizards says eating dikkup bird eggs then the mommy croc says im so angry i kill you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!then the monitor lizards screamed holy sh*t RUN FAT*SS RUUUUUUUN

[mattboy88]

at 2:03 the croc's like ...my babies........!!

[TacTiCCodPlayer]

if i was that monitor i would eat the birds... not the eggs

[JungleFuury]

Crocodile tears ensued soon after..

[TamilEalem1992]

First Line Defence??? Those birds are useless! Those birds only chased the lizard when the mother croc was around but when she went into the river, they ran away!

[Darl1n1]

that croc should have stayed a wee bit longer to rip the lizard to shreads

[illmad]

YO FUCK RUBY TUESDAY

[RizsenJai]

@illmad HAAHAHAH THAT MADE ME LOL SO MUCH OMG

[CanadianCountryBoy98]

I just enjoy how the dikkops react when the monitor shows up.

(puffs up) "FUCK YOU LIZARD WE ARE BIIIIIIIIIRDS."

[yoroshiku]

Aaaww.... Poor little croc momma

[DocEastwood]

dude those Dikkups just sat there with ther dicks up the whole time

[JJtronlady]

Its small bird syndrome



[syndromer]

I cant believe National Geographic would set this up just so they could film it....

[MoultonProductions]

You almost feel sorry for the Croc...

[captainyakman]

Haha 420 likes :)

No one is allowed to like this video anymore, only unless you plan on liking it another 3780 times 

[Geoxile]

So what happens when the dikkops fail to protect the eggs? Do they get fired? lol

[GrimRaider74]

seeing the Croc at the 2:00 mark...i'd probably die of spotaneous pants shitting before it even attacked me

[TamilEalem1992]

Its called National Geographic Ultimate crocodile!

[TamilEalem1992]

hahahaha i got this on DVD! It came with a newspaper!

[goliathlup1]

crocks arent lizards?

[jimtheadoremorrison]

@goliathlup1 nope sure aernt

[megaplayboy007]

@goliathlup1 they're both reptiles but not the same kind of reptiles

[xFierceDeityLinkx]

Ifeel... sad... for that croc mannnn :(

[kissfn101]

i r sorry crocodile :(

[EGExotics]

1:46 It looks HUGE!

[fietoater]

did he just say water dick up his ass

[ArichDKC]

this is the best youtube video ever, i can't stop smiling

[TamilEalem1992]

@ArichDKC y not???

[fecalophagus]

Ha! Ha! Poor security. Thems damns monitors always stealin ma eggs!

[5till13lazin]

Bear Grylls would kill both of them

[stephenpop1]

That pussy ass croc

[predstoric]

@stephenpop1 fuck off

[alanz90]

monitor lizards rule!

[TheCyberslasher1]

dikkops are funny birds

[LittleFridayAngel]

jeez, why do monitor lizards have to be such thieves?

(i saw monitor lizard vs cobra)

(i saw monitor lizard vs lions)

[ivesour]

shuldve been croc vs monitor lizard vs dikkup birds dikkup bird destroy both croc and lizard

[yeohwl91]

lizard dont have the chance to hurt croc at all...

[TheCyberslasher1]

if the croc would stay on the land then the lizard would got killed

[amishbros]

godammit dikkup... you fucked up again

[TheMisterYang]

The dikkops dicked up.

[Archimedes555453525]

In dutch, dikkop actually means fathead

[TheCyberslasher1]

@Archimedes555453525 no its the same name but with space between dik and kop

[TheCyberslasher1]

@Archimedes555453525 no its dikkop with a space between dik and kop i can know it cause im dutch

[TheCyberslasher1]

@Archimedes555453525 no its dikkop with some space between dik and kop i can know it cause im dutch

[RaifukuMaru]

If animals could talk

Dikkop "Hey, what's that on the hill....oh shit! Monitor Lizard. Bring it on motherfucker, time to dance"

Lizard "Oh, not these loopy fucks again. Guys just go away, I'm after the Crocs eggs, not yours"

Dikkop "Tough shit Reptar..now fuck off!"

Croc "FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!"

Lizard "Fuck this...I'm outa here"

Croc "Too hot, must swim. You two look after my eggs"

Dikkop "Yeah, we got ya covered"

Lizard "NOM NOM NOM......RUN!!!"

Croc "Oh fucking hell you two!!!"

[patroller4u]

Fucking lizard, I wanted the croc to kill it

[patroller4u]

I felt bad for the crocodile

[b3nfreakinwallace]

monitors never lose! i wanna buy one!

[RizsenJai]

MONITOR LIZARD IS BAD ASS!

[TheSlevinCalevra]

@RizsenJai Not really. The Honey Badger makes that scaly fuck his bitch.

[wipslash11]

@RizsenJai the croc is the fking bad ass one!!

[dl30wpb]

@RizsenJai Monitor lizard is a pussy compared to the Croc... Just knows when to sneak around... head on that croc would of had a good meal lol

[RonAlmeida]

Only National Geographic is capable of making a story sequence from the footage of 10 different photographers in different places at different times and con ignorant people to think its real. You can't lie to all, all the time.

[damiangt]

@RonAlmeida True! I cant stand this!

[RonAlmeida]

Only National Geographic is capable of making a story sequence from the footage of 10 different photographers in different places at different times and con ignorant people to think its real.

[omgitztrippy]

LOLOL  the bird is regulating

[no1sailor]

Ok if I was the croc I'd have eaten the bird for incopetence.

[Kurucgyerek]

this is not monitor

[Kurucgyerek]

this is not monitor 

[darkdatu991]

slow crocodile

[RonAlmeida]

@darkdatu991 Sorry I'd say ignorant viewers taken for a ride.

[XeIpherpolis]

WHAT A CROC!

[8element]

0:02 Hai :D

[camzorau]

what a useless croc lol

[beardeddragongirl9]

how do you guys get that close to her?! woah

[beardeddragongirl9]

if it was a komodo that would be an epic fight

[mykicks2]

aww hahaha those water birds i was wondering how THEY could protect the croc but they are brave and cool! lol

Poor crock she was sad at the end

and those sly monitor lizards haha what basterds..

[AceofDlamonds]

if you guys seen the other two monitor lizard pwns, it takes a team to beat one here lol...or one big motha croc

[krankpuff]

So is the monitor gon die from poison or what?

[AceofDlamonds]

@krankpuff

nah....

[THISISAVERYCOOLNAME]

time for her to eat the birds and crush their eggs now...

[mazzpsykoziz]

see if it had hired me i would have layed out mines... small children playing? the eggs will be safe, monitor lizards? if the mines dont get it there is always the flamethrower, outbreak of nuclear war? well i gotta say i dont have any plans for that

[synysterlud]

@mazzpsykoziz lmao love the thought :)

[illuminatioracle]

1/2 lb water dick

[TheIsRaeLVaLdeZ]

poor croc need better body guards i love nature but i hate being part of it lol its scary

[TitWarlord]

croc should hire other body guard

[geckosandreps1]

those birds pwn!!!!!!

[thebluemonkee]

they have one at at a pet store near my house they get fifteen feet long and it cost $850 its about 4 ft with tail. its the closest related living thing to the t rex

[KahrylBlack]

Wow those dikkup birds were useless.

[ilovetogofast88]

"The internet has brought us so much...SHUT UP PROGRESSIVE BITCH

[SlaveSlayer2010]

Sick of crocs I mean if it wasn't for wild recon all we'd see on television would either be crocs or sharks! Crocodiles have been fully documented so have sharks.

[uUuWolf16uUu]

@SlaveSlayer2010 Not true for sharks, there is still some part of scientists who research deepsea sharks, which are not all discovered, there is even a theory that there is a adapted form of an megalodon living in the depths, but too adapted to the deep pressure that it has to stay there, but these depths are not yet discovered much.

[yargeht]

MILF

[teachtruth2U]

founder of izlam=CRIMINAL..did u kno dat?

[XD12CL]

fuck those monitors poor croc

[MikeDecipher]

Score!  1:37

[ghostwarrior13]

These lizards don't take shit from anything!

[Venom6662]

the birds won xD

[9N8X]

Monitors FTW

[krjcook]

lazy ass birds.

[intelligentjackass]

It seems as if both animals have a natural instinct to get along with each other, similar to the honeyguide bird and the honey badger. The honeyguide bird leads the badger to a beehive. The badger is tough enough to handle the bee stings, where the bird is not. The bird takes the left over honey. It seems as if this bird will protect the eggs and alert the mother crocodile, while the crocodile's presence will keep the area free of smaller predators, such as raccoons or monitor lizards.

[fatyowls]

Symbiotic relationships are very common throughout the animal kingdom, working together for food and shelter, man takes more of an advantage of this than most other species.

[MsBrowse]

i know why dikkops protects the egg of the the crocodile..or atleast..avoid them from being eaten..is because both of them has ancient relativity(dinousaurs)...birds and crocs r dino's!

[biterphobia54]

Crocs are not dInos...they're similar but not dinos..Birds are more Closer to Dinos than Reptiles..

[fatyowls]

Actually your right and wrong, crocs have remained relatively unchanged for millions of years, and are related to dinosaurs just like the chicken, but both have taken a different evolutionary path.

[MegaDaniboy2]

the birds are called century birds

[SimonLy90]

Lazy bastard, you were supposed to be doing ur job

[qwerty2930]

lmao "dickup"

[williamtom0]

lmao indeed

[astroegg]

the dikkop birds are not doing their job when mama Croc is out :(

[HerpMastertheFirst]

a nile would eat those birds

[702dirtrider]

Hell yeah niles can get up to 9 feet long and are known to be meaner than a croc of the same size

[ceote5]

one day i had a crocodile but he died for respiratory tract infections. now i have a sav monitor and a big green iguana

[Shortpaulio]

I wanna wrestle a crocodile so badly...

[JustForLaughsCrew]

lol have fun with that champ

[baller48]

good game croc

[yargeht]

MILF

[sk83r96]

Mother I Love to Fuck

[Dezzan]

man you can really understand that crocs are from the dinosaur ages...just look at those beasts! really amazing (and scary) creatures!

[mrbeate]

But they are still dumb

[anonymousdev1l]

dumb how so?

[mrbeate]

Crocodiles have no intelligence beyond their natural instinct to survive. Compared to the octopus and the elephant, crocodiles are retards. Crocodiles brain is rather small.

[SSM1911]

Crocs may have smaller brains compared to mammals and certain invertebrates, but they are capable of accomplishing difficult tasks with little to no conditioning. According to Dr. Adam Britton, some crocodiles can also track the migratory routes of their prey. He even states the crocodile vocalizations suggest a more complex language ability than what is currently known at this point.

[mrbeate]

@SSM1911 Yes i know crocs have a language or vocal singing, all animals do and their all complex. It's not like we can understand every noise an animal makes.

[trimaican12]

damn i feel sorry for the croc arent the croc and lizard cousins or something they weatin there cousins!

[TheElMendigo]

cows, pigs, deer, etc are all our cousins. we eat them.

[anonymousdev1l]

chickens eat their own eggs if they get a broken one

[cypherpunk11]

Dikkop, you dropped the ball on this one. I'm sorry but you're fired, please have your nest cleaned out by 5.

[tf2godlikespy]

@cypherpunk11 rofl but but but

OuT!

[dagoogler01]

@cypherpunk11 hahahaha

[happypants07]

@cypherpunk11 lmao

[meinteraabaap]

such a powerful animal being so gentle next to a little bird for a mutually beneficial relationship is amazing to watch.

[kalaslsl]

Poor croc.

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

I don't get it. Why would the dikkops help protect the croc's eggs? Anyone care to enlightened me?

[nativeboy36]

Because the dikkop lays its eggs around the crocs nest, and you tell me, would you want to go into a crocs nest? and the monitor lizard if it had the chance would probably eat the dikkops eggs as well, so it lays its eggs with the crocs for protection.

[Nightmarez753951n]

cause the croxcs can protect the dikkops to from bigger creatures

[Weazell]

...because being around a crocodile helps to protect THEIR eggs too lol

[samdamanak47]

is that the bird off surfs up?