Old Person Posers, Getting Old 3

[avitardotnet]

Disturbing.

Makes the rofl knife go soi soi soi.

[StrawberryLight]

this is disturbing.

[Zarbod]

True.

[LocoMiguel]

Did you enjoy the "Kid Turns 70" piece I sent you?

[cherryames123]

Now, now Zarbod, enough of this self-pitying "I have no friends" business, you have plenty of friends, we are just all invisible.

[Zarbod]

I'll take it! That's better than nothing.

[distorteddogma]

Education, Gracie?

Be Well.

[Zarbod]

Don't you feel "all learned up"?

I think most people would agree that this ain't "Comedy"

[distorteddogma]

You have a point.

Hey, you tawt me sumthin"

Be Well.

[ddlsr]

You're about the tenth person to beg me to be their facebook friend, and I'll tell you what I told them: NO.

But my husband is threatening to create an account for me next time I make British food for dinner, so I'll let you know how that goes.

[Zarbod]

Try fish and chips. And what's your husbands email???

[ddlsr]

No way, Zarbod. I lost all of my friends when I got married, because they all started hanging out with HIM. I'm not letting him have Zarbod, too!

But yeah, I might do fish'n'chips sometime soon. We have a great chippy in our village (it's prolly that good b/c the guy who runs it is Greek).

[Zarbod]

IS a Chippy a chip maker? Interesting.

[LowBudgetPuppets]

LMAO did you mean to put in "Latter Day Saints" in respondse to Marta or was that a typo?

- The Sock

[Zarbod]

Sock. I was hoping people wouldn't infer that. Actually, it was a reference to Star Trek IV. Kirk tells someone that Spock did "too much LDS in the 60's". It's was a silly drug joke but he wasn't up to speed on US culture so he messed up the words.

Did anyone else think I was talking about the Mormons?

[LowBudgetPuppets]

I should know that, given my nerd roots, but my trivia skillz are about as good (actually, probably worse) than my Kirk impression. Of course maybe they had a double menaing for it then too, especially since he was walking around in a robe...

[Zarbod]

We'll I'll get to Mitt eventually. The magic underwear is just begging to be mocked.

[Rowdyeh]

Nope, knew immediately the Star Trek three inference!

[Zarbod]

Wasn't it Star Trek IV? Either way I'm glad you figured it out.

[ddlsr]

It was IV because it was one of the ST movies that didn't totally suck. That's the law of ST movies: even numbers are okay-good, odd numbers are very very not.

[Zarbod]

I agree. I think ST 5 was the last one I saw.

[PlanetZoltar7]

My grandmother got Alzheimer's when she got old. It didn't really bother us too much. She was easy to get rid of.

We just put her on a one way flight to China with no ID so that they couldn't return her. I'm sure that she's doing fine.

[Zarbod]

My parents took our to a farm in the country where she could run around more. I never understood that now, but we had soylent green for weeks.

[Rowdyeh]

Mmmm, tasty Soylent Green, snack food of the future poor!

[Zarbod]

People shouldn't knock it until they try it.

[XxColdifulnessxX]

'pimped out walkers'

nice one zarbod...hehe. =]

[Zarbod]

Gotta keep it real.

[ladypn]

Hmmm, really makes one wonder - just what DOES an aging alien look like in his old age? :) You know, humans are said to get gray and pasty... but you're already gray, pasty and scaly. Just wondering. :)

[Zarbod]

I prefer the term "gray, pasty and sexy"

[ladypn]

LOL - it's those big eyes. That'll get the girls every time. LOL

[vainihminen]

Nooooooooo..... Even you have fallen to evils temptations of myspace and facebook, we're people "befriend" total strangers only because of good music or a nifty photo of a sexcy girl. You, Zarbod, The sound of wisdom and interplanetary greed. This is truly a sad day for us all.

[Zarbod]

Well, my friend. Just like my mother, you'll need to prepare yourself for more disappointments to come from me.

[qiranger]

Nooooooooooooooooooo! Not Facebook and MySapce!

[Zarbod]

lil bit.

[Oxygum]

Age is like a black hole that sucks away everything you like about yourself

[Zarbod]

I thought that was "work". Or "marriage".  Or "children"

[Rowdyeh]

You're right, they are the contributing factors!

[ddlsr]

I thought it was youtube.

[Zarbod]

That's true too. Perhaps if I stapped vlogging about how I have no friends...I'd make friends.

[ttakdliw]

I would add you but I REFUSE TO DO my space or face book. It's just a teeming swarm of zit-faced teeny-bopper social-lights engaged in a ginormous popularity contest.

Ive got far far far far FAR!!!!! better things to do.

[Zarbod]

Sounds like someone couldn't make any friends :)

[ttakdliw]

Most of my friends are in real life, with the exception of those that worship The patches on stickam.

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[Zarbod]

I wish I had rl friends. Are they soft and flesh based or hard and made of glass and plastic too?

[GregGallows]

I haz no facebookiebook :(

[GregGallows]

I can add u on cryspace tho :)

[92RedRevolver]

GregGallows is cool.

[Zarbod]

Darn straight!

[Zarbod]

Yeah!!

[RiddleSpider]

My hip is either telling me I am old or that it is going to snow. ;)

I would friend you if I had an account on those pages. Not enough time in the day!!!

[Zarbod]

You have talking hips? Wow! I can't read lips but I can read hips. Most women's hips tell me something involving a taser and a pit bull. Maybe I'm misinterpretting.

On a side note, were you aware that Shikira's hips do not lie?

[RiddleSpider]

My hips lie all the time, in bed, on the couch, rarely on the floor.

[Zarbod]

So many inappropriate potential responses...so little time.

[justwatchin07]

i'll friend you on facebook :) yay

[Zarbod]

Thanks.  I'll check out your stuff as requested.

[Rowdyeh]

Sorry what was that? I got distracted by Victoria's Secret girls on the tv, those girls are hot, pity I'm too bloody old! But my eyes still work well! Cheer up Zarbod, by the time we're really old they may have a fix for it!(not Viagra that thing still works ok, it's just opportunity!)

[Zarbod]

Are you saying they have videos of girls in underware on the internet now!? Where?

[Rowdyeh]

No Sorry, I have a tv in my computer room and saw them on that, but if you want undies just look anywhere on the net, I'm sure you'll find just about anything you're looking for!

[Zarbod]

Really? They have the internet on computers now? What will they invent next?

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Zarbod.

I am dissappointed you killed that dog with a rake.That was a Zarstar industry prototype.Oh dear,back to the puppy mill.

[ThatsAshley]

I'd like a puppy--smashed or not!

[Zarbod]

Blardal, it was asking for it.

[Blargaldalien]

I understand that,Zarbod,those big soft puppy eyes looking up at you.I have nightmares about those eyes. Ok,I will write off the puppy as a durability test.

How many whacks did it take?

[Zarbod]

It's kinda like asking how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Totsie roll. Seven. It takes 20 to get to the center of a puppy.

[TankCarl]

IF you use your TEETH!

[Dog480]

Here's where a good old fashioned sword is called for.

[Zarbod]

Really? Cool.

[Dog480]

There's something visceral about using a sword as opposed to a mere firearm. Just ask the typical Arab.

[Zarbod]

I like to use a spoon. It takes longer and hurts more.

[Dog480]

Hmmm. A nice big sharp spoon.  Tantalizing thought...

[Faerie75]

I wonder what your mother thinks about you becoming her... ;)))))))

[Zarbod]

I think she'd be proud though my dad may be jealous.

[ThatsAshley]

I think he should become Darth Vader.

[Zarbod]

Perhaps I shall.

[ddlsr]

I'm related to Darth Vader. You should hear my dad snore. They sound just the same.

[Zarbod]

Can't you just turn down the volume?