Kill Bill Vol. 2 Pai Mei (With Subtitles)

[shepherdschapelDOTco]

This guy is almost as cruel as God. Almost! God loves us more

[Drogainferno]

Discazê...

[ninjabastard2]

does anyone know if this is an actual place because i would give anything to run all the way up those stairs cos i am a martial artist and i love the whole kung fu training mythology stuff

[Bunnyxdsingh]

@ninjabastard2 go to china and search for some kung fu training school in the hills, you'll finda good one. And i'm not kidding

[ninjabastard2]

@Bunnyxdsingh awesome thanks man

[AtenRa]

HAHAHA Way to set Chinese-Japanese relations back another 500 years, Quentin!

[tatsumakisempyukaku]

Lmao pai mei is a shit talking braggart. I love his character. "stand up so I can see your ridiculous face." lol wtf this muthafuka was running his mouth supremely and there'd be nuthin u could do about it

[trysumink]

the ending where he strokes his beard in approval...classic!!

[macer5555]

im gonna grow a beard that long just for the times when im disgusted i can put my hands around it and toss like pai mei

[BlackestEver123456]

how do you call the fighting style that resemble the snake style of shaolin kung fu?

[M4sterOfTheDisaster]

Funny that the flute tune in the beginning was used also in Spyro The Dragon 2, stage "Cloud Temple". What's it called??!!

[idkhaveaname1369]

i will show you flying fist of judo, i will kick all your monkey ass's myself!!

[jackalfajack]

Pai Mei vs. Ueshiba would be epic

[whatsgoingon07]

Pai Mei is suppose to be dead, he was killed by 2 great Shaolin Monks out of revenge for the shaolin temple massacre

[jackalfajack]

@whatsgoingon07 yeah that's true, but some people suppose that Pai Mei is just a title

[7Mushrooms7]

@whatsgoingon07 Sorry my huge ignorance but is Pai Mei an historic figure or a legend or fiction?

[whatsgoingon07]

@7Mushrooms7 he's a fictional character that originally appeared in an old kung fu movie called 'Clan of the White Lotus'(1980) directed by Lo Lieh, produced in Hong Kong. At the start of the movie, 2 shaolin monks fight and kill Pai Mei out of revenge for massacring all the other monks at the shaolin temple. (they found his weak spot to be his nuts) one of the shaolin monks was played by a famous actor named Gordon Liu. In this movie, 20years later, Pai Mei is played by the same Gordon Liu

[Lisha506]

omg he looks like a lhasa apso

[BorisD1992]

48 people lost their arm to Pai Mei.

[yellowmustang71]

I think the old guy is slightly crazy....

Or maybe more than slightly

[RavenandKidFlash]

You know, I think that if Bruce Lee were alive, he would have made Pai Mei's part even more epic. Not that I have problem with the guy whose playing him now. Just a thought.

[keisuke534]

was the subtitles in the original movie? cuz the one i'm watching right now doesn't have subtitles/translations

[Crayan0204]

@rickzowie well Mao and Deng both speak Chinese that's for sure, but they speak different dialects. Mao was from Hunan Province, adjacent to Sichuan Province, where Deng was from(and where i am from :P). The language spoken in this clip is Cantonese, a Chinese dialect spoken in Guangdong Province and HK.

[Crayan0204]

@BelfastBrigade17 Cantonese is spoken in several regions of China, such as Guangdong Province and Hong Kong, and Cantonese in Chinese is called 广东话(literally meaning "Guangdong dialect"). so that still makes Pai Mei Chinese.

[Crayan0204]

@goger83 you are kidding man! lol

[Crayan0204]

@djollyboy no it's the translation that makes him seem mean, actually he's just a little strict with newbies, and if you have friends who speak chinese or cantonese, they can tell you that what Pai Mei said and the way he said it were not as mean as the translation made him to be.

[djollyboy]

@Crayan0204 Oh, well thank you for the piece of knowledge:D

[Crayan0204]

@bigbillz187 i'm from china and couldn't at first believe that white lotus had something to do with the story of Kill Bill either! but Quentin is someone, well maybe because he's a big fan of old chinese kung fu films and just did this to honor those old china tales and the HK style of combat movies.

[Crayan0204]

@ganymedeIV4 the "three inch" thing has something to do with Kung Fu. why "three inch"? you must saw Bride had her fingers straight and just in touch of the wood board, well the finger length is something like "three inch". three inch is a short length, and giving your opponent a hard hit with your fist from just three inch away needs another thing which is important in martial arts, it's the instant outburst of great force.

[Crayan0204]

@arctifox88 No he's not a Buddhist. White Lotus is another religion group, and it has a history of battling foreign intruders in the time after the 1840s Opium War between Western forces and the late Qing Dynasty of China.

[Crayan0204]

@peacefulman123 Hi, I'm not Cantonese but I'm Chinese, I can understand Cantonese literally because the biggest difference between Mandarin and Cantonese is only the tone. and when Pai Mei said "sha gua, zhen shi sha gua", it's 傻瓜，真是傻瓜 in Chinese. "sha gua"(傻瓜) is a kind of affectionate way to address someone as idiot but almost not offensive at all.

[Crayan0204]

@ghettogeek13 Quentin is a big fan of the old HK Chinese Kung Fu films, the fight scenes of kill bill is quite of the old style with modern appearance.

[twistedheat15]

lol his eye brows look like devil horns, never noticed that before.

[themusicman2005]

Metacarpal techniques hurt like hell

[Seldanas]

Sick beard and eyebrowns yo

[hello333able]

when she punches the wood i did dat to de wood on my bed it really hurt

[judderman37]

I know how it feels, fighting in your sleep and accidently punching the wall! Oohh! thats gotta hurt!

[girlingreensocks]

@judderman37 i actually did that once

[Turkalj]

It's a good idea not to fuck with a dude whose eyebrows are longer than his beard.

[darthkahn45]

I don't know much about Chi or whatever but isn't a move like this supposed to use the leverage of the body to build up and channel power not just smacking something with your fist?

[lakobadmitry746]

when im one hundred and something years old, i wanna look like this guy. exept a little less asian

[roadjack666]

Jestes jak inne Amerykanki...

potrafisz tylko zamawiac w restauracji i wydawac pieniadze.

[kingkevinjoy]

we shud get pai mei to dropkick the tsunami in japan...o wait he hates the japs

[Bilderbergz]

Bruce lee did the 3 inch punch superbly, best martial artist of his time.

[rocker4u123]

i think pai mei was nice deep down inside

[SharikTheReal]

@rocker4u123 no. Irl, pei mei was a betrayer. And in Kill Bill, he kill every monks of a shaolin temple because one of them didn't see when Pei Mei accorded him a head sign. He's an ass lol

[UzumakiWarrior01]

@SharikTheReal Yeah, he can be, but once you grow on him, he can be one of the best teachers you'll ever have.

[SharikTheReal]

@UzumakiWarrior01 being an ass does't mean he's not a good teacher...

[UzumakiWarrior01]

@SharikTheReal No, it sure doesn't.

[sunshine81471]

Why can't I find a scene where they show the conversation that Beatrix and Bill have before she heads up the stairs???

[niceupyourareaaa]

shaolin monk t-shirts:

sunarmy.co.uk

[thegreatestchallenge]

if i were pai mei i would ask for sex if i won

[domshady96]

what the hell is that in his mouth when she grabs him by the neck? For a while I thought he was chewing gum, but that doesn't fit Pai Mei

[gyui43]

lets giv him a round of applause he can beat up a girl....

[ginnoveffect]

I wish I had a beard to throw around.

[maalaea]

like all Yankee women, all you can do is order in restaurants and spend a man's money. hmmmm. wise words.

[maalaea]

pi mei is almost jedi.

[BeeZee1992]

it's bruce lee

[VeggieNinjah]

Technically she failed cause she never gets through the wood. It doesn't show it anyway.

[vishwanathstorm]

@VeggieNinjah : You are correct

[writersblock26]

Why does Kidd mention that she knows Japanese? That's just asking for it.

[gustaf2adolf]

Whats that flute song at 0:10 - 0:23?! I know I´ve heard it before!!

[yethboth]

Apologies, Bruce Li not Bruce Le.

[yethboth]

5:30 - 6:05: This piece of music has been ripped from the 1976 Bruce Le aka Chung Tao Ho movie: Exit The Dragon Enter The Tiger. O_o

[mackeryokes]

 HAHAHAH 3.03 SOAPBAR.... JE WANT AN.. SOAPBAR

[wingchundragon]

Great scene but Taratino has to be the Puffy of filmmaking. He steals from films no one watches, put them together, and it's a hit. He just does it well.

[oscart0918]

@wingchundragon your an idiot

thumbs up if u agree

[chrissouthsid3]

why did bill comeback bleeding?

[eternalshogunx]

What a great scene and what a legend of kung fu! Same guy that was in 36th Chamber of Shaolin too, one of the greatest kung fu films EVER made!

[VeggieNinjah]

I looked up the guy who plays Pai Mei in this, ironically in one of his first ever gung fu movies he faught Pai Mei. Thought it was interesting and worth knowing.

[Greatkingrat88]

At 6:02- Did he- did he just punch her with his BEARD?

[Dumpstermuffin1]

good to tribute to kung fu movies. Quentin Tarantino you are awesome

[AhhhhhInc]

The best part is the Nipple Block that Pai Mei performs at 4:32

[Sushantgupta12]

classic training..........

[DuncSpinSpace]

Chuck Norris is not fit to look in his direction

[2wingo]

7:39 Is that Pidgin?

[2wingo]

Pai Mei claims to use Eagle's Claw, but his style more resembles the Bak Mei, or White Eyebrows style.

[T52487]

@2wingo well yea bc he made the style bak mei. Pai Mei was a legendary master of the Bak Mei-styled kung fu.

[DanMilwaukeeTWCKF]

pai mei means white eye brow

[Sniperhound4]

@2wingo What's sad is that alot of people won't take what you said serious. I wish I could learn Bak Mei.

[ninjabastard2]

@2wingo i have heard of Bak Mei before i love Kung Fu more than any other martial art

[yellowocean01]

his laugh comes from an old video from the late 80's Kung Fu video game Pai Mei being the master to beat and he laughed when he won.

[JimAsian1]

That's just my view

RF

[seudotrofio]

I cant stand the laugh everytime I watch this LOL 9:20 lmao

[yellowocean01]

@seudotrofio I can answer that - his laugh comes from an old video from the late 80's Kung Fu video game Pai Mei being the master to beat and he laughed when he won.

[Avankiri]

Beatrix: *whack, whack, whack- stops for a second*

Pai Mei: *bonks her on the head*

Epic win from Pai Mei!

[nokiXedge]

Whats the name of the track at 5:30?

[cosmonauta2001]

@nokiXedge "Three Tough Guys" by Isaac Hayes.

[BluesDesert]

his laugh is so awsome xD

[Joecbg100]

Shujinko wins?

[00Billy]

Americans talking about English is like a worm fighting an eagle....or a goat..

check this out...lol

/watch?v=VklTs-Tid_I

[MishuTaste]

This is my favorite part of the movie. 

[hansfromthehood]

omg he hits her with his stick and he wants to see how good she really is if she lands a single blow??

omg my mind is so dirty...

[MrJeanSarkozy]

@hansfromthehood well clean it

[SpunkySkunk347]

Excellent usage of the "Wise Old Man Giving Words of Wisdom on top of a Hill/Mountain" archetype

[ChainsmokingPothead]

Bear Grylls is harder than Chuck Norris, cause he's real. Chuck Norris is just an illusion. He doesn't even exist - only in your minds! lol

[lupofoxgolf]

5:25

lol

[xSoulAngel]

Lol I would burn his beard if he did that to me. xD

[unholyimage]

What a load of crap. Sniper bullet. Totally uninspiring.

[unholyimage]

What a load of crap. Sniper bullet.

[vanthiectu]

"?"... You miserable OLD FOOL!

AWWWW MY EYE!

You ROTTEN OLD FART!

AWWWW MY OTHER EYE!

You OLD BASTARD !

AWWWWW MY TITS...

[OrfeoEnajenado]

Oh, that Pai Mei, cruel and ruthless with people the same way I'm a bastard with my trainees (I don't tolerate lack of commitment)

[omuploii]

@OrfeoEnajenado not cruel at all, and not a bastard. He is strict and perfectly honest, and he respects the students, and even more the arts he teaches.

[jaytolbert9]

"compared to me - you're as helpless as a worm fighting an eagle!" Damm....talk about having ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE at victory...Pai Mei dont fuck around....

[TheHighhimself]

Pai Mei once fingerfucked Chuck Norris while Clint videotaped it.

Therefore I love bread with cheese.

[Danphiroud]

Sujinko?

[LOLOLOL9066]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA at 6:20 to 6:40

[falken6967]

que bkn kill bill

[CrunchyBlck73]

he couldnt pull that shit on Hung wen ding

[Wefightthefuture]

You bray like an ass.

[foxhounduk2k8]

@Wefightthefuture lol my favourite comment second to " like all yankee women, all you can do is order in restaurants and spends a man's money"!

[ThrashMetalGuy]

if i was trained by Pai Mei the only question i'm gonna say to him is how can anyone can stand on a sword like that on 4:40

[pauletavinih]

@ThrashMetalGuy Beatrix is a lot stronger than pai mei, after all she can hold a sword with a guy standing on it =O

[9Muenster]

Pai Mei knew where the board was thin as a cookie, but she was striking the fat part. Anybody is a Grandmaster with a trick board.

[SkyBlitz64]

4:43 lol i just lolled so much i fell to the floor xD

[biiiiirdman]

this is fuckin badass

youtube.com/v/WgdjDgX784g&amp

[lerriano]

what's the flute music playing as she goes up the stairs called? i've heard it before but can't trace the bugger anywhere... :(

[sanpablos39]

This shit is ill son! they shouldve did a whole movie about him, and shot the whole movie in this style! Crazy! They should also do a movie about lucy lu's character too. she was illl too! Word!

P.S. Chuck Norris woulda kicked his ass!

[RevengeOfMoctezuma]

Pai Mei sure hates the Japanese, but either way, he pwns hardcore!!

[Setebos]

OK, Students, what can we conclude from this? Answer: old Oriental guys who live on mountains by themselves can usually be counted on to possess a tall boy can of Whup-Ass.

[rulezz264]

@Setebos I have a bath full of Whup-Ass-Hardened Edition :D

[berryskittlez101]

hahah LMFAO !!!!!!

[torerik1234]

He sure love his beard!

[jamalkeys]

@torerik1234

who wouldn't love that beard?

[girlingreensocks]

@torerik1234 i know i kinda want to cut it off

[TACOKITTY1000]

wow who thought pai mai was such an ass hole

[celestialnubian]

@TACOKITTY1000

Pai Mai had to break her down before he could teach her anything. Why try to fill a glass that's already full. Pai Mai was not an asshole. His teachings saved her life throughout the movie.

[silverhawkflash]

@celestialnubian Not too different from Marine Corps training, for the same purpose too!

[MuseTheBlue]

@celestialnubian Very true, break her pride and rebuild her that much stronger.

[evilmm80]

Shujinko looks like him.

[OnlyHre4Pron]

9:49 RAEP TIEM

[gorgonite57]

those guys eyebrows pwn

[sivko23]

chuck norris prays to pai mei ...

[Victus6]

Pai Mei's beard could choke Chuck Norris while his eyebrows beat him senseless.

[babysealsareyummy]

@Victus6 Best comment on this entire page hahahahahaha

[mrbossai1]

@Victus6

Don't you know, Chuck Norris was at the barber shop and the barber made a mistake and cut off a piece of his beard. It fell to the ground and was swept away and eventually grew and became pai mei

[Alpito123]

@Victus6 I'm not from USA but can you please tell me why everybody is mocking with Chuck Norris? Alla I know is that he made some fighting movies, what's wrong with that?

[boredstudent]

I'd be afraid just looking at Pai Mei in the eye. that's how dangerous he is

[Re1Mu2R3]

So funny it's so obvious that Pai Mei is a younger man wearing those white hairs...

[TheHolyjudgement]

@Re1Mu2R3 he also plays johnny mo (the bald guy in the kato mask) in the first movie.

[Farifire]

Hilarious and at the same time CLASSIC!!

It's already a cult movie! Certainly!!

[HOTVINZENTPAB]

I Love Pai Mei...

[restlessr84]

LOVE the 70s retro soundtrack at 5:50!

[arod1122]

@restlessr84 The song is "Tough Guys Theme" by Isaac Hayes if you want to check it out.

[Vengeance31]

Pai Mei means White Eyebrows

[rosiek1990]

love Pai Mei's character. he's like master Yoda, only a lot harsher and deadlier :)

[AfrikanerAlexey]

8:52 What is the name of this tranning music? Please please..

[somniumconspirator]

"Like all Yankee women, all you can do is order in restaurants and spend a man's money". LOL, SO true. Pai Mei can fight well and make awesome observations. So bad ass. Tells it like it is.

[woo1693]

lol

wo can't, wo mean I (i'm pretty sure some people knows) so she only knows the word wo in mandarin and using a mixture of english

[BdangGONcorn]

9:21 - 9:26 ...lol epic

[clutchninja]

beatrix kiddo trains with pai mei! not uma!!!

[roadwarrior514]

Uma is just so sexy

[jackofclubz]

Pai Mei : Can you do that?

The Bride: I can, but not that close

Pai Mey: THEN YOU CAN'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!

[sorpresa2412]

i love the music starting when they fist fight

[averagehomosapien]

I adore this scene. It's a true homage to the Kung Fu movies of the 1970's, even down to the shaky-zoom shot (2:06) and the funny subtitles. I can't count how many times I've seen "Cat got your tongue" as a translation for something Chinese in Kung Fu movies LOL

[RealH0rr0rsh0w]

@averagehomosapien The only subtitle/translation cliche Tarantino left out is "You must be tired of living!" I've seen that one 1,000 times haha

[ESP3III]

Pai Mei was Chuck Norris's teacher

[Namriu94]

man are all white people slow to move when it comes to gungfu

[Namriu94]

ehe, tiger claw is better. more claw

[FoieGras]

@Namriu94 I'm a Tiger user, but I heard that Eagle's more efficient if you can use it. You strike w/ protruded fingers but grab, oddly enough, with your retracted fingers

[chooseit2]

i wanna grow a beard like that, screw the martial arts if someone see that beard they're gonna already think that your a master :D

but nah i'd still like to learn bak mei

[85kingwill]

pai mei was a bad motherfucker man! i wouldnt fuck around.....4REAL!

[Imustbehateful]

Pai Mei, what a legend.

[esiuol360girl19]

i laughted so much when she punched the window accidently, i do that twitch thing when i thing someone is going to hit me when im half asleep i flinch to stop them and wonderd why i did that XD

[priorl09]

that dude's eyebrows are craazy