I think mouthwash would be better than mouth freshner, or even a travel toothbrush with a travel size toothpaste. If not there are those whisp things that you brush ur teeth once with then throw away. You dont even need water for that one.
You have a wonderful channel. This Phallic dude has something like 5+ accounts. Randomspew, plus a bunch of others. Compare the writing style it is all the same.
Now what he does is surf on youtube for videos. Post personal commentary about nothing with these multiple accounts. It is fun the first time, maybe the second.
I just take some looks at pictures of Hannah Montana or pregnant lactators pissing and shooting tit cum and sniff my sisters underw.....I mean.... YES IT IS !
This girl has a fair idea of post-sex equipment. I like to squeeze the cockbarf out of my cum cubicle, throw my crusty panties and clothes on, and leave with all of his credit cards and cash. By the time they cancel their cards, I'm already getting my shitter horse-fucked by another sucker in another city.
All good tips for an early morning whore, Emily. An additional handy item when ending up at a strangers place: a battery operated (NO not that!) nail dryer; small, quiet and helpful in a shameLESS escape. OK, after slow-motion removal of body & all clothing from the bed, locate purse and head to the bathroom. Nail dryer can quickly dry spots on clothing where food, liquor, cum, more cum and even suspect cum has been cleaned under the bathroom sink. Oh yeah, u can refresh your nail polish too!
yeah, that's my exaggerated point. who gives a flyin' flip about what you look like the next morning after an all-nighter?! That is, unless you role-played as one of John Wayne Gacy's clowns.
thephallic...another day in the office? Youtube surfing. Finding some video by a female. Than posting useless personal commentary on multiple accounts like randomspew etc.
Why dude? Don't you really have a life? If you are smart get into law school, become a lawyer and get paid to write like this. You are doing this for free. Nada. Yes you have an inheritance of $2/week from Mrs Phallic.
You're all brainwashed sex objects brainwashing other people to think its so all about sex. Consequence of which is low-stakes socialization, normal dating, and just hanging out .. are lost to the american brainwashed superslut mega whore and her male counterparts. You're all brainwashed by TV to be addicted to mainstream thought and addicted to a hypersexualized unnatural, and destructive perversion of reality. Players = single moms = fatherless kids = drug addicts and AIDS, so FU superslut
A Young teenage girl named Kayla went online on youtube and checked out her channel comments. Apparently one of them wasn't good. She didn't repost this into 3 videos. And Thought it was just a game, At 11:29 P.M. The power went out, it was dark and lonly, she went to go down stairs to get some candles. The door was locked, And out of know where a Women with no face slit her throught. If you don't repost this to 4 videos you will die at 11:29 P.M . SORRY DONT WANA DIE MY FRIEND DIED FROM THIS!
wow deanna was freaking amazing in degrassi. i mean seriously, she's so talented. so don't say she's a bad actress till you watch some degrassi, cause she kicked ass.
i agree- this is kind of bad. but in her defense, its hard to act well when you have crap material.
paper soap. it's super small and convenient! you can get it online and at the container store (idk y they have it) awesome for if you think you may smell a little ummm "off"
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You're boring and unfunny as hell because you're trying too hard. Judging by your eyes and head movement, you seem very passive aggressive. Probably a psycho bitch.
dude shes acting! she gets paid to do these! i think. but she is still acting. shes deanna casaluce from degrassi. she kicked major ass there. and she was hotter too.
Ummm who the fuck sprays mouth freshener that far away from their mouth?? yes it was funny but if you think about it...seriously??? and the ballet shoes...is that what a ball looks like??? OH and completely agree with HappyandCheery
I may not be a lady but I could always keep stuff like that around the place for the ladies to use the day after, as to hide the unbearable shame of sleeping with me.
HAHAHA look at the poster of the university in the background its taped with electrical tape hahahahahahahaha IM the type of guy that laughs at his own shit
ohhh deanna...there r no wurds!
supperznaty 1 month ago
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omg alex degrassi ayeeee my fav show girl
kitkat22349 5 months ago
omg alex degrassi ayeeee my fav show
kitkat22349 5 months ago
deanna???
DuFFMaN7D7 1 year ago
i need you to come show me in person... thanks... lol
tonytony305 1 year ago
yeah can u make more of these...i luv them
TheLovinit2010 1 year ago
Hey!! will you add me on facebook?!: :) amazing video by the way :) eep em coming! they're hilarious!
5309onelove 1 year ago
I <3 Deanna!!!!!
willwildway 1 year ago 2
thx for the tips i do the walk of shame alot lol jk
alissa12124 1 year ago
I have a penis. What do I do with it?
drag0nfig0 1 year ago
orrrrr....u could just stop being a slut. No more walk of shame
eggnogs 1 year ago 4
I think mouthwash would be better than mouth freshner, or even a travel toothbrush with a travel size toothpaste. If not there are those whisp things that you brush ur teeth once with then throw away. You dont even need water for that one.
Yomalex3 1 year ago
palex.
catswearinghats 1 year ago 3
alex!
catswearinghats 1 year ago
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rovaliao 1 year ago
heh now i know
raquelle08 2 years ago
wow... America's next top model?
I thought I recognized her from some tv show..
SmootheJammin 2 years ago
@SmootheJammin I thought she was Deanna Casaluce (She plays Alex Nunez in Degrassi the next generation).
Yomalex3 1 year ago
@Yomalex3 she is deanna... emily's jus a character she plays!
supperznaty 1 month ago
dont worry emily. i will take care of phallic for you.
nusrathussein 2 years ago
gross
PyRoMaNiA15 2 years ago
She farts cum wads. Horrible little slut.
LordovPlagues 2 years ago
phallic
nusrathussein 2 years ago
So your teaching on how to hide the fact that you are realy alil whore bag...
tbonenyc08 2 years ago
Hi Emily.
You have a wonderful channel. This Phallic dude has something like 5+ accounts. Randomspew, plus a bunch of others. Compare the writing style it is all the same.
Now what he does is surf on youtube for videos. Post personal commentary about nothing with these multiple accounts. It is fun the first time, maybe the second.
But dude does the samething every night.
I am trying to inspire him to become an author.
nusrathussein 2 years ago
Fuck you, you stupid cunt!. I don't want to be a fashionable slut like you. Eat the corn out of my shit bitch!.
FrostyMustache 2 years ago
It's really hard to take a shit and masturbate simutaneously.
RandomSpewBros 2 years ago
Not for me it isnt.
I just take some looks at pictures of Hannah Montana or pregnant lactators pissing and shooting tit cum and sniff my sisters underw.....I mean.... YES IT IS !
ThePhallicSymbol 2 years ago
I was going to ask who is she...then I remember my friend ask me to see this video. Darn. she's hot. haha
Lenggayrockstar 2 years ago
I thought her name was Deanna
wildfirelwd 2 years ago
it is. but her name is emily in her online show called hooking up
spongeyspongeysponge 2 years ago
This girl has a fair idea of post-sex equipment. I like to squeeze the cockbarf out of my cum cubicle, throw my crusty panties and clothes on, and leave with all of his credit cards and cash. By the time they cancel their cards, I'm already getting my shitter horse-fucked by another sucker in another city.
WreckMyRectum 2 years ago
All good tips for an early morning whore, Emily. An additional handy item when ending up at a strangers place: a battery operated (NO not that!) nail dryer; small, quiet and helpful in a shameLESS escape. OK, after slow-motion removal of body & all clothing from the bed, locate purse and head to the bathroom. Nail dryer can quickly dry spots on clothing where food, liquor, cum, more cum and even suspect cum has been cleaned under the bathroom sink. Oh yeah, u can refresh your nail polish too!
RUtripNcuz 2 years ago
wtf?
spongeyspongeysponge 2 years ago
3Sponges:
yeah, that's my exaggerated point. who gives a flyin' flip about what you look like the next morning after an all-nighter?! That is, unless you role-played as one of John Wayne Gacy's clowns.
RUtripNcuz 2 years ago
ur hella nasty
spongeyspongeysponge 2 years ago
You fucking bitch I want my cards back!
You can keep the two bucks.
ThePhallicSymbol 2 years ago
thephallic...another day in the office? Youtube surfing. Finding some video by a female. Than posting useless personal commentary on multiple accounts like randomspew etc.
Why dude? Don't you really have a life? If you are smart get into law school, become a lawyer and get paid to write like this. You are doing this for free. Nada. Yes you have an inheritance of $2/week from Mrs Phallic.
But seriously new stuff dude. BORING.
nusrathussein 2 years ago
This chick needs her dungeon purged by a shop vac.
RandomSpewBros 2 years ago
I need my cock purged by a shop vac. I wonder if that will actually work on my cock?????. I will try this on my 12yr old son.
PeeterPuffur 2 years ago
Puffur....I will tell this to you nicely once. Leave Emily alone.
nusrathussein 1 year ago
@nusrathussein are you serious? i mean ... is not like she's your girlfriend, are you in love ?
imseam 1 year ago
Phallic dear...do you like to eat potatoes? have you tried to eat potatoes with fish? do you like to eat potatoes with fish and salad?
nusrathussein 2 years ago
Hi Phallic...in the bowls of your intestines as your shit is being accumulated, do you feel it wiggling around to get out?
nusrathussein 2 years ago
She's trying too hard to imitate HappySlip.
Zingriego 2 years ago
lol, this one was actually pretty funny.
ffliz217 2 years ago
love degrassi and of course palex
christinehristov 2 years ago
must suck going from degrassi to this
SkaterGirlX21 2 years ago
haha I love how you used the term "impromptu sleepovers"
imaginaryemily 2 years ago
does anyone know if hookingup over? are they not gonna make any more/start a new season?
thanks.
PriyaHeartsYou 2 years ago
okay is that the girl from Degrassi her name is Deanna Casaluce
JJRR2001 2 years ago 3
yes!
rduckie12 2 years ago
LOL at the mouthwash scene!
xoxQuickSliverxox 2 years ago
haha!! xD
kookieforcocoapuffs 2 years ago
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TitaniumToothpaste 2 years ago
that's funny. i bet these would be super handy if i was a chick
Sail17 2 years ago
I would like to say "Mammary glands or get the fuck out" but since i do not have the energy to watch the whole thing... I'll just give that a pass ^^
Arcsylon 2 years ago
luvvvvvvv ur blogs!
keep makin more!
mely8hany 2 years ago
get back together with Paige!!! lol
reallyRen33 2 years ago 7
why just ladies?
maalik1974 2 years ago
You're all brainwashed sex objects brainwashing other people to think its so all about sex. Consequence of which is low-stakes socialization, normal dating, and just hanging out .. are lost to the american brainwashed superslut mega whore and her male counterparts. You're all brainwashed by TV to be addicted to mainstream thought and addicted to a hypersexualized unnatural, and destructive perversion of reality. Players = single moms = fatherless kids = drug addicts and AIDS, so FU superslut
geoffshred 2 years ago
someone needs o get laid
TitaniumToothpaste 2 years ago
is Bask univerity a real collange
sonicstick7 2 years ago
I didn't even know what she was talking about till after the video was over.
SonictheBedHog 2 years ago
lol she is really funny!
7supergirl 2 years ago
your a dork
foch41 2 years ago
haha! that's awesome
emiliesamia 2 years ago
Hahaha. Great video. Made me laugh when she did the Lil Wayne Part! hahaa.
swtsxy15 3 years ago 3
lol she is my favorite character
WiiMiiGirl7 3 years ago 16
i love this girl!
omgislala 3 years ago 5
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eww she is gross really ugly i think that my neighborhood hobo wouldent even f**k her
KidWithCats 3 years ago
does deanna casaluce have her own youtube account?
frerykx 3 years ago
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A Young teenage girl named Kayla went online on youtube and checked out her channel comments. Apparently one of them wasn't good. She didn't repost this into 3 videos. And Thought it was just a game, At 11:29 P.M. The power went out, it was dark and lonly, she went to go down stairs to get some candles. The door was locked, And out of know where a Women with no face slit her throught. If you don't repost this to 4 videos you will die at 11:29 P.M . SORRY DONT WANA DIE MY FRIEND DIED FROM THIS!
r3dx1131 3 years ago
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How many cocks do you think this whore bag has sucked in one day?
decz 3 years ago
What if you're wearing a skirt... or like a dress, a jacket won't cover up
candycanedeqa 3 years ago
wow deanna was freaking amazing in degrassi. i mean seriously, she's so talented. so don't say she's a bad actress till you watch some degrassi, cause she kicked ass.
i agree- this is kind of bad. but in her defense, its hard to act well when you have crap material.
linedrivee 3 years ago 3
totally agree she's too freakin talented for this crap. i just saw some old degrassi last weekend. she is so wasting her skills on this stupid show
kacey325 3 years ago 3
thank you!
they need to bring back alex.
linedrivee 3 years ago 5
weird o
bradon0200 3 years ago
or just don't be a fucking skank.
jmillerdesign 3 years ago
sending out the wrong message there buddy
sam14641 3 years ago
this chick is from degrassi
koreylehre1 3 years ago 3
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She's such a horrible actress from what I've seen from the hookingupshow. If shes serious about acting she needs to be in a drama school.
mmmhistory 3 years ago
well maybe cause hooking up is a crappy show, you should check her out in degrassi before you pass judgement just yet.
Whamminit1994 3 years ago 12
For some reason I don't think that teen dribble is for me...don't even know how I ended up here.
mmmhistory 3 years ago
Degrassi is definitely NOT just "teen dribble." And yeah, she is way better on Degrassi than what I've seen of her on here.
tttiiiiaaa 3 years ago
lol
riellykenzielucy 3 years ago
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would you like to sit on my face?
adj8767 3 years ago
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can we have sex?
TheDeepBlue 3 years ago
Lol, I've seen that before.
PVDshark 3 years ago
paper soap. it's super small and convenient! you can get it online and at the container store (idk y they have it) awesome for if you think you may smell a little ummm "off"
sangisan 3 years ago
ummmm little strange if u want good comments make a good vidieo!!!!(lol) who uses latex anymore?? (lol lol jk!!!)
allthat223 3 years ago
wow so many negative moments... Great video! Emily is probably my fav. character... 'no glove, no love'
helloMrWind 3 years ago 3
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You're boring and unfunny as hell because you're trying too hard. Judging by your eyes and head movement, you seem very passive aggressive. Probably a psycho bitch.
Cryocide13 3 years ago
This isn't real!!!
broadwayluvr55 3 years ago
you do know shes playing a character on a webshow right?
aznsamsation 3 years ago 5
dude shes acting! she gets paid to do these! i think. but she is still acting. shes deanna casaluce from degrassi. she kicked major ass there. and she was hotter too.
AlexNunez514 3 years ago 4
emeily is def my fav
firekicker100 3 years ago 3
"Keanan...
feelinewzelan 3 years ago
your forehead is SEXY
theclassicpenguin 3 years ago
hahaha...wtf?
etheridge95 3 years ago
I Think You need Mouth Freshener For One More Thing ;)
13Spacy13 3 years ago
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Oh hell you did not just say "hello ladies" fuck your ass bitch.
Punknub 3 years ago
I wonder how much they get paid to make these?
KaraSutraTv 3 years ago
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whore
noyan000 3 years ago
lol, nice song..
kissedbytheesun 3 years ago
uhhh ok....
1Feng1 3 years ago
is this deanna casaluce?
EvilPaola 3 years ago
yes
trianglesforsquares 3 years ago
Yup. (:
itsitchynose 3 years ago
heres one: CAB! DONT WALK ;)
alamo045 3 years ago 2
"mouth freshner , uhhh fuck!" ahahahahahaha
DeekshaThakur94 3 years ago 6
hahaha love the little song
Googs5 3 years ago
I only watched this because she's hot.
NinetiesYouth 3 years ago
oh jeez, this one was embarrassing just to watch xD
surfthetsu 3 years ago
SKANK!!! Hit it and quit it!! lol
klanger13 3 years ago
haha!
bballplayr4 3 years ago
AHHAHA , omg your my fave.
ChantellHooper 3 years ago
great tips
Moeika02 3 years ago
what a fuckin hottie
LordHines420 3 years ago 2
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no she is not a hottie
CoolNewYorker 3 years ago
raccoon eye! LOLZ
ProjectKingpin 3 years ago
hahahaha
0:42
notanymore59 3 years ago
more kevjumba...
abishopobispo 3 years ago
Ummm who the fuck sprays mouth freshener that far away from their mouth?? yes it was funny but if you think about it...seriously??? and the ballet shoes...is that what a ball looks like??? OH and completely agree with HappyandCheery
tutiempovendra 3 years ago
the shoes?? no thanks
urticket 3 years ago
It seems like she's trying to imitate HappySlip but with more risque subject content.
Zingriego 3 years ago 3
meh, even if she is, i still liked it :D
some5672 3 years ago
i was thinking that too that she was imitating happy slip lol
carajos93 3 years ago 3
mouth stuff aaaaaa ****
PRINCEADE9 3 years ago
so stupid
extremewahwah 3 years ago
No vlogs please, it takes away from the show.
HappyandCheery 3 years ago 5
lol cute ^_^<3
NeshaRokzYA18 3 years ago
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yeah so like..die?
emsil003 3 years ago
i actually really dont like this show anymore
i used to log on and see a new vid and click it straight away but this was the last i watched in my 'new vids' thingy.
It's getting way way lg15
Cheesaholic 3 years ago
I feel this is WAY useful, haha.
Deborahyo 3 years ago
She has a strong face, like Olivia Wilde.
GhostIntoTheFog 3 years ago
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Wow! I am shocked how nonchalant you are about sex. Where is your self respect?
B0thergirl 3 years ago
she called me a lady :D
Shorigun 3 years ago 4
crap
jimmyayoade 3 years ago
the sunglasses will now be giveaway
firedjinn 3 years ago
0:40 LMFA!!!
daliousbeyonce 3 years ago
omg those sunglasses r so cute! where can i get a pair?
azurastar691 3 years ago 3
1:14 LMAO
el808 3 years ago
you are da master.
dis coming from a guy but that wuz very entertai-ni-ni-ning!!
theclassicpenguin 3 years ago
that was actually very helpful
MsAnonymous14 3 years ago 2
I may not be a lady but I could always keep stuff like that around the place for the ladies to use the day after, as to hide the unbearable shame of sleeping with me.
maimedmagician 3 years ago 3
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hold your breath and copy this
- then post it to another video without letting out your breath.
- if you can do this your a great kisser!
Skateboardzrulez88 3 years ago
no. 1: Mouth freshinger, cuz no one likes morning breath. *spary* AHH F**K!!
xLasts3condx 3 years ago
rofl 0:42-43 and 1:31-37 hahahaha
33455hello33455 3 years ago
Number 1: Breath freshener, because no one likes morning breath- aw F@#$- lol!!!
dn2021 3 years ago
Emily is the best character!!!
Love this video!!!
dn2021 3 years ago
good tips :]
pinkgrl33133 3 years ago
no ep this week?
WayLandWay 3 years ago
its over
dwarfer35 3 years ago
didnt just the season end?
im pretty sure there will be more episodes
WayLandWay 3 years ago
"..because nobody wants morning breath, AHH (beep)..." hahaha so funny!
VNLTproductions 3 years ago
LMAO! 1:31 - 1:37
o1xshortie 3 years ago
I KNOW RITE! that was so funny
VNLTproductions 3 years ago
Mouth fresher, because nobody wants morning breath.. AH FUCK! hahahaaaaa
katelovesu88 3 years ago 2
why are you calling me a lady...
ozzyueffing 3 years ago 4
she called me a lady too
CaptinCaruso 3 years ago
HAHAHA look at the poster of the university in the background its taped with electrical tape hahahahahahahaha IM the type of guy that laughs at his own shit
Quaketornado 3 years ago
ROFL
miarox95 3 years ago
that was very helpful XDDDDD
OMJiloveJB94OMJ 3 years ago
LOVE IT! Favorite Vlog yet!!
JerseyGirl1689 3 years ago 2
The title of this should have been, "How to be a classy whore."
*sigh*
mrsmi1ey 3 years ago 7
*Closes notebook and drops pen* Thanks, very useful. Will be kept in mind lol.
Definitely most useful Vlog yet =D
xO
choaxstah 3 years ago 2
LMAO!!! LOVED IT!!
EpicwealthAlex 3 years ago
Haha im SO gonna bear all that in mind.
Did anybody else just HAVE to rewind to hear that "fresh, fresh, fresh as a daisy" bit to hear it again?
AlbinoSmartie 3 years ago
I a no it was so funny Lolz
beckyh114 3 years ago
who sprays mouth freshener in their face? emily does ^^
bigapplemonster 3 years ago
did u find that from your own experences?
emoharry2007 3 years ago
Kudos to you advice, rather sound.
bottiboi 3 years ago
Useful, best blog? Sllluts.
Starsonedge 3 years ago
definitely keeping that in mind.
lisa320 3 years ago
i'd like to use that rubber on you hot stuff.
xshyguyx06 3 years ago
im sure you would need a smaller size... lol only joking
paulorpauly 3 years ago
hahaha nice nice props to that my man
xshyguyx06 3 years ago
Loser.
AlbinoSmartie 3 years ago
not cool man not cool
xshyguyx06 3 years ago
shes soo effin hott. mmm mmm mmm damn! ;-)
nwlifenwworld2 3 years ago