The point of this video was to make a point that people want this guy to die. Regardless of what his views are, he is a HUMAN and deserves human respect. The video is based off of idiots who think he should die in place of others. Yes, death is tragic, but no life is worth more than another.
@TheFacelessTV It's a joke. Chill out. But the truth is, Beck spreads a LOT of hate towards people like Muslims and immigrants in America. He is a poison to this country and the people that are smart enough to realize it know that America would be better off without him (not dead, but far, far away from access to radio and television).
@TheFacelessTV "and deserves human respect." Should we respect humans on the premise that they are humans?
"but no life is worth more than another." Quit pretending you believe that. The only way you could justify this is with a religious view. This asshat indirectly stated that the teen Norwegian shooting victims were Nazis (and thus deserved it) and spent every bit of his show fear mongering. He's more or less a watered down American version of Joseph Goebbles but less clever.
Glen beck is actually a really good sport. How do i know he isn't mad about this? If you saw the newest onion episode you would find out that he actually apeared on the episode.
@CuteYetiTv No, if you don't agree with the laws you try to change them. The people run the country, NOT the government, congress is there to represent us. If you conservatives like being controlled so much, then go to North Korea or China. Im a grown up, I don't need the government holding my hand.
Glen Beck is no better than any of the liberal fucktards, AKA Rachel Maddyke, Keith Olbercock, basicly anyone on PMSNBC. You can't trust anyone in the mainstream media.
I hate Glenn Beck just as much as anyone else here does, but there's something I find pretty ironic about the typical audience that would express their hate towards conservative loons like this (i.e. liberals). Aren't they generally against the death penalty, EVEN for murderers and terrorists?
BTW, I'm pretty liberal myself, but I do support the death penalty...I guess that's really the only conservative view I have (at least with social issues).
you have to admire these actors, preventing themselves from bursting into laughing while begging that Glenn Beck died in an accident instead of their child, lol
oh, you liberals are so funny with your blatant double standards.
$500 says that everyone on this page would consider it a hate crime if they changed the line "a stupid fuckface mormon" to a "stupid fuckface black person".
Speaking on his US radio show, rightwing broadcaster and Tea Party favourite Glenn Beck likens the young people massacred on the Norwegian island of Utøya to the Nazi party's youth wing.
@Englebarn78 Glenn Beck, poor excuse, masonic emblem on his sweaters, skull and crossbones on his cummerbund when wearing a tuxedo, the good old boys probably think he is really funny.
@Englebarn78 Glenn Beck, poor excuse, masonic emblem on his sweaters, skull and crossbones on his cummerbund when wearing a tuxedo, the good old boys probably think he is really funny.
I'm a mormon, I'm a republican, but yeah, I have to agree that I don't agree with a lot of what Glenn Beck says, and most often when I actually do agree with him, I'm put off by the way he over-exaggerates everything.
That having been said,I think the Onion is usually genius. I'm not annoyed by this video because it's all about Beck bashing, I'm annoyed by it because it way too openly reveals the political bias of the people behind The Onion. they should mock nuetrally
I don't think it reveals a Political bias. If anything, aside from the teaparty members, average republicans and democrats revile him for his obnoxiousness and stupidity. Still, I don't particularly approve of this video either. just because it's not very creative or clever considering the Onion's track record.
@sashenk5 Everything the onion do is biased, they are a satire news show and in order for satire to even exist there must be bias. In every video they do it is apparent they are mocking something they don't agree with, it's kinda the whole point... I love the onion.
The worst thing about Glenn Beck is that he's either completely wrong on almost every subject or makes biased exaggerations in his commentary to lay smears on the left. And that's worth wishing death on him?
He has never killed someone or raped a child, nor has he ever condoned such behavior. The only thing he's guilty of is what the likes of Lou Dobbs, Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, and Bill O'Reilly are guilty of...extreme media bias!
@Juzlahindahaus Yes, and his fearmongering and bullshit does more harm to America than any serial killer ever could. Controlling public opinion can be tremendously damaging, see: Adolf Hitler.
I wish Glenn Beck would be gored to death by feral pigs as much as the next man, but what really surprises me is there enough fellow overweight crying baby clowns to keep him on the air.
I hate Glen Beck as much as any mildly intelligent human being does, however I am a Mormon and I found this mildly insulting; primarily because I though the Onion was above uninformed stereo typing.
@Zuwie3 The onion realizes both democrats and republicans are idiots. they make fun of Obama in ways that actually make sense. People wanting glenn beck dead makes more sense. Obama may be liberal, but he seems like an okay guy. glenn beck is a joke to his party.
@Zuwie3 The Onion makes fun of Obama all the time...
It's getting old listening to conservatives whine that everyone is against them. People on both sides get shots taken at them whenever they do something dumb to deserve it. Hell, all the news has been talking about the past few weeks is a Democrat named Weiner's weiner.
Conservative media needs to stop playing the victim card. All they accomplish is to turn their listeners into irrational, paranoid nutjobs.
@Zuwie3 cry me a river... with all the garbage, drivel, and empty threats beck spews from his mouth, he knows he's going to be in the crosshairs (to quote another shameless dumbass). i mean c'mon, this is the same idiot who claims that "globalism" is a bad thing. yeah.......... only a mormon would think that honestly
Glenn Beck truly is a study in lying, bottom-feeding, racist, bigoted, douchebaggery. He is also suffering from Macular Dystrophy and may go blind. Along with Rush Limbaugh having made himself nearly deaf through his own hypocritical drug abuse, such a fate may serve as the second prong in their tag-team argument against the alleged death of irony.
@ENDtheFED2012 'I don't know too much about this Glenn Beck guy' - yes you do, you Tivo every second of his mewling drivel so you can freeze-frame his open mouth and imagine Limbaugh shooting his bile-ridden manpaste into it.
Your plan has FAILED, but no doubt you will wait a while before posting 'Oh, no comments? Perhaps he isn't a lying racist after all...?'.
Again, YOU FAILED. Try harder with your meta-fishing, noob.
I have proof that Obama is a racist. I have proof that Obama has added more to the National Debt then Bush did in the same amount of time in office. I have proof that Obama is just as BaD as Bush is/was.
Would you like to see that proof?
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Where is your Proof? If you don't have any,....then I have proof that YOU are a liar.
@ENDtheFED2012 I never said he was a liar and a racist; perhaps you've confused me with someone else. I said he mewled drivel. He's a mormon, (subtract the second 'm') it's part of his religion.
I await your APOLOGY for saying that I said he was a lying racist.
What would it matter of his religion? Does that make jews, christians, muslums, buddhists, satanists, atheists, deists, agnostics, and anyone else less credible because they have an opinion about some form of a deity?
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Since Obama claims to be christian i guess that would make him NOT credible either. Wait,... Obama is a christian and Beck is a christian.....hummmmmm.
So how does that work for you? What kind of formula do you use to calculate these things out in your head?
@ENDtheFED2012 'Does that make jews, christians, muslums, buddhists, satanists, atheists, deists, agnostics, and anyone else less credible because they have an opinion about some form of a deity?' YES YOU ARE CORRECT.
Beck isn't a christian, he's a MORMON. Calling him a christian is like calling Bin Laden a muslim. Mormonism is a very tenuously 'christian' cult. They worship the old testament, not the new.
@ENDtheFED2012 OOOH YOU BUGGER! You snuck ATHEIST AND AGNOSTIC IN THERE WITH THE CRAZY PEOPLE! Clearly, those two are MORE credible in their opinions than the magical folks.
Also, I like that you spelled MUSLUMS like that. Why not stick a Z in there too? MUZLUMS! I think you've probably never seen the word written down, am I right?
@ENDtheFED2012 Also...couldn't you have wait a BIT longer before replying.....now everyone can see how I exposed your childish argumentative ploy, you silly billy.
But for you to come to the defense of the other individual's comment would also imply that you agree with his statement.
So again,... where is the proof that glenn beck is a study in lying and racism?
You also assume that I watch Glenn Beck and that I record his show in some way. Do you have proof for this as well?
If I made the statement that I do not know much about glenn beck and ask for proof that he is a lying racist,..what is wrong with that? I would ask for Obama as well.
@ENDtheFED2012 For the record, anyone who truly believes in supernatural beings (Gods, Angels, Demons) is generally less credible than one who doesn't.
'But for you to come to the defense of the other individuals comment would also imply that you agree with his statement.' - again, you are making things up; I never came to anyones defense, I haven't even READ the persons comment you are referring to. I merely noticed your pathetic ploy and pointed it out. Why not just admit you were wrong hmm?
OK then,...I apologize for assuming that you were coming to the defense of the other persons statement since you lashed out at me for asking the person to show proof that Glenn Beck is lying and a racist.
What ploy is it if I ask a person to show proof of a slanderous statement that they make against another person. Wouldn't that proof back up that persons statement and sway my opinion against the person that the statement refers to? I did say that I do not know about Glenn Beck.
I am trying to form an opinion of Mr. Beck and to date can not find any falsehoods in any of his statements. Can you help me find some? I guess you could say I'm looking for that 'Gotta' on Beck. Do you know of any? I would also like to know the truth of him being a racist. I guess that would be another 'Gotta' for him I am looking for. Do you know of any? I do not like racists of any kind.
If you happen to know of any REAL proof ...cont'd...
...cont'd... ie. self made videos and/or statements released by, or witnessed acts of, can you please link me to the articals or videos? Untill then if a person makes the statement that Glenn Beck is a liar or racist I will hold it as that persons opinion based solely off of emotions and 'feelings' and not facts.
As far as I am concerned, a person can have a religious belief and still be credible, so as long as they are factual in their statements involving reality. ...cont'd...
@ENDtheFED2012 As for things he has said that are untrue, let me just point out that he has said several times that God/Jesus/UnnamedSupernaturalForce has been guiding his life and career. Clearly, this is incorrect, and the ramblings of someone suffering from paranoid delusions (and narcissistic personality disorder).. If you DON'T think that this invalidates his critical reasoning then you too are suffering from delusions. See a mental health professional at once.
@ENDtheFED2012 'I would love to ask you a whole bunch of questions about that' - I'm sure you would, however I have more important and challenging things to do than play pseudo-philosophical tennis against someone holding their racquet with their teeth. For example, I am designing a hedgehog activity centre.
Secondly, Beck doesn't make statements: he uses rhetoric. It allows him to imply the most ridiculous things without any proof. He is a paranoid fantasist and a disturbed, foul being.
@maureenOWW ok so he and other conservatives predict what the outcome of obamas policies almost to a tee like how the muslim brotherhood is now taking control of egypt and the region.. o wait no the brotherhood is a peaceful organization with its roots in al quada and o yea osama came from that group... and he is a realist im sorry cnn and msnbc have warped you fragle littl;e mind
@ENDtheFED2012 'cont'd... Just asking, are you a nihilist or an atheist?' - I'm an existential and moral nihilist, as all true atheists are.
'I will hold it as that persons opinion based solely off of emotions and 'feelings' and not facts.' - you've just summed up Glenn Becks performance right there. Clearly you HAVE been watching his show.
Dammit Glenn Beck, stop cheating death already! D:<
Kouta13 23 hours ago
"Shattering her rib cage and not Glen beck's."
TheColaPrince 6 days ago
The story describes a bike-car accident on a quiet street, but the crash footage shows a multi-car pileup on a busy highway...
degnaw 1 week ago
Glenn Beck: The Poor Man's Alex Jones
Anon371 2 weeks ago
I just heard he threw out his back. Well, that's at least *something*!
BaronWVS 2 weeks ago
@BaronWVS That's not enough. I want someone to _literally_ throw out his back.
PunchSydeironReviews 5 days ago
A few years ago, my uncle sadly died of pneumonia in his early 50s. It's such a tragedy. Why not Glenn Beck?
RedSandStudios 3 weeks ago 3
That's what happens when you don't like Glenn Beck
EstavanCruz 1 month ago
''Gunman in Santa suit kills six in Texas. Glenn Beck tragically not one of the victims''
Primordialfan1 1 month ago
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I completely disagree with the premise of this video. If Glenn Beck died then the world would have lost one of its greatest comedians.
himjl2 1 month ago
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himjl2 1 month ago
There was a really sad story in my community lately. Five people were killed in a fire, and not one of them was Glenn Beck
drjonasson19 1 month ago
It's just so sad when things like this happen, just think of all the innocent people who have been brutally out-lived by Glenn Beck.
HailTheLulz 1 month ago
Full-body sneakers LOOOOL
FFreeLevant 1 month ago
well it seems nobody like glenn beck exept 1193 wievers (sorry for my misspelling)
vale1000100 1 month ago
i love the work glenn beck does he is such a great guy almost everything he says i agree with
pissingpeopleoff109 1 month ago
@pissingpeopleoff109 2011 Most Accurate Profile Name Award
crazedmongoose03 4 weeks ago
i live in olathe!!!!!!!!!!!!!
saigekillion97 2 months ago
I agree with this on so many levels.
TheyxSeexMexTrollin 2 months ago
I wonder what Glenn Beck thinks about this? lol
and....
FULL BODY SNEAKERS!!!!!!!!!!
fireflyeclipse 2 months ago
Wait, but was it Rebecca Black?
ElectricDeity 2 months ago
that glenn beck just won't die...
TheYouwontgetit 2 months ago
Guest in Onion video tragically Glenn Beck.
gamerunknown 2 months ago 5
@gamerunknown Yeah, isn't that weird? I wonder why he agreed to work with them after this.
moriya2k2 2 months ago
The point of this video was to make a point that people want this guy to die. Regardless of what his views are, he is a HUMAN and deserves human respect. The video is based off of idiots who think he should die in place of others. Yes, death is tragic, but no life is worth more than another.
TheFacelessTV 2 months ago
@TheFacelessTV
...unless it's Glenn Beck.
TheKenTerry 2 months ago
@TheFacelessTV Except if that life is Glenn Beck's.
Andreus 2 months ago
@TheFacelessTV It's a joke. Chill out. But the truth is, Beck spreads a LOT of hate towards people like Muslims and immigrants in America. He is a poison to this country and the people that are smart enough to realize it know that America would be better off without him (not dead, but far, far away from access to radio and television).
marlborosplease 1 month ago
@TheFacelessTV "and deserves human respect." Should we respect humans on the premise that they are humans?
"but no life is worth more than another." Quit pretending you believe that. The only way you could justify this is with a religious view. This asshat indirectly stated that the teen Norwegian shooting victims were Nazis (and thus deserved it) and spent every bit of his show fear mongering. He's more or less a watered down American version of Joseph Goebbles but less clever.
scythian0528 1 month ago
@TheFacelessTV Define human
drjonasson19 1 month ago
@TheFacelessTV "but no life is worth more than another"
Patently not true unless you come at it from a perspective of faith.
crazedmongoose03 4 weeks ago
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Sadly most people misunderstand this video.
BahamutEternal 2 months ago
I love how the whole video is just an excuse to insult glenn beck xD
973JJJ 2 months ago
Glen beck is actually a really good sport. How do i know he isn't mad about this? If you saw the newest onion episode you would find out that he actually apeared on the episode.
Mossgate97 2 months ago
Not Glenn Beck.?
Why not Zoidberg?
Harabec01 2 months ago
Alright, I am Mormon. This was taking it too far thank you
dirt012 2 months ago
@dirt012 hey I'm a moron to but you don't see me crying about it
jeezusallahchrist 2 months ago 2
fat dumb Mormon fuck face. lol.
clubbleu 3 months ago
Liberals, if you don't like what this country's laws, and traditions are... you should go to another country.
CuteYetiTv 3 months ago
@CuteYetiTv No, if you don't agree with the laws you try to change them. The people run the country, NOT the government, congress is there to represent us. If you conservatives like being controlled so much, then go to North Korea or China. Im a grown up, I don't need the government holding my hand.
Blackfriday420 2 months ago
@Blackfriday420 The Government is only for protection. Nothing else, Too many laws is bad, too little is bad. There needs to be a lukewarm to it.
CuteYetiTv 2 months ago
glenn beck laughs at you...
TheYouwontgetit 3 months ago
Some of the hateful comments on this video are truly disturbing. Hypocrisy does not even begin to describe it.
ElasticGiraffe 3 months ago
I live in Olathe Kansas...
iamastupidhead84 3 months ago
omg....
palauan102 3 months ago
Pancreatic cancer takes Steve Jobs' life, despairingly not Glenn Beck.
galerapesada 3 months ago 40
Glen Beck is no better than any of the liberal fucktards, AKA Rachel Maddyke, Keith Olbercock, basicly anyone on PMSNBC. You can't trust anyone in the mainstream media.
SlobbyHill 3 months ago
@SlobbyHill The right, is, in my opinion, much more tragically ridiculous and misinformed, overall..
icygood101 3 months ago
@icygood101 That is your opinion, and I respect you for having one. I don't fully agree, but I won't bash anyone for thinking for themselves.
SlobbyHill 3 months ago
@SlobbyHill Cheers to that =]
icygood101 2 months ago
@icygood101 Drinks for everyone! The first time 2 people talked about politics without ripping each others throats! Haha good times.
SlobbyHill 2 months ago
Yes!!!! LMAO
WishesSailorMoon 3 months ago
This is just a big hello to the 1,188 douche bags that disliked this video.
rafaelsiegel 3 months ago
I hate Glenn Beck just as much as anyone else here does, but there's something I find pretty ironic about the typical audience that would express their hate towards conservative loons like this (i.e. liberals). Aren't they generally against the death penalty, EVEN for murderers and terrorists?
BTW, I'm pretty liberal myself, but I do support the death penalty...I guess that's really the only conservative view I have (at least with social issues).
JayLaher 3 months ago
but after i watch it i watch the dialogue at the bottom
QdaChosenOne23 4 months ago
glenn you sad asshole
DarkPanthera 4 months ago
In my school, we have a "In case of Glenn Beck, break glass" emergency case, with an axe in it
Multimorten 4 months ago 53
lol, this is funny and I like Glen Beck!
BigMoInAZ 4 months ago
@BigMoInAZ obvious troll is obvious
1danyol1 4 months ago
I actually googled Reebok Full Body Sneakers to see if anything came up on the images.
Khabibulin3935 4 months ago
wtf is wrong with glen beck
Trooololololllolollo 4 months ago
@Trooololololllolollo hes a scumbag
1danyol1 4 months ago
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THEIR NEWS PRODUCES RELIABLE ANALYSIS THAT CAN ACTUALLY PREDICT OUTCOMES V/ CLOSE TO REALITY.
I'M UP FOR 24/7 ONION N/NETWORK..BEATS FOX NEWS ANY DAY!!!
celestina742 4 months ago
Nothing like some dark humor.
pashun88 4 months ago
"moving on, Reebok had now introduced a new line of sneakers." lol
StreetDoggydog1995 4 months ago
Even us conservatives are saddened when someone dies who isn't Glenn Beck!
nightsongs1970 4 months ago 5
It's so sad that thousands of people who died today weren't glen beck! Why can't that mormon f:)kface with pig eyes just die already?
scuntpunter420 4 months ago 3
best video ever but tragic to
tinoking 4 months ago
Well if I liked Glenn Beck I might not think this was so darn funny =p.....Glen Beck is a douche.
oldannyboy37 4 months ago
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Make believe or not - we should ALWAYS be happy and thank God that it is a liberal retard that died and not Beck
bgrfa 5 months ago
Rebecca
*not glenn beck*
HeiHolaHello 5 months ago
Awww :(
vlaify7 5 months ago
Give the actor of Jessica Bunten a medal, please.
LotusDragon09 5 months ago
LMFAO hahahaha lol
goldsaiyan8701 5 months ago
Glenn Beck disliked this video 1,183 times so far and counting.
sukottodaisensei 5 months ago 2
you have to admire these actors, preventing themselves from bursting into laughing while begging that Glenn Beck died in an accident instead of their child, lol
Bachinator009 5 months ago 4
Glenn Beck's tombstone should read,
"FINALLY!"
AINGELPROJECT667 5 months ago 3
@vulkanovic yeah, the proud race of Mormons. fuck you.
flyingWill2 5 months ago
glenn beck should have died
MetrazolElectricity 5 months ago
"Die, you fucking scum." Lol
holyfrost2 5 months ago
This is just sick and so hateful.... The left hates better than anyone could do without marathon training.... Shameful
101sycks 5 months ago
@101sycks Yes, because hate is a left-wing thing. No hate on the right. Nope. Totally clean. Only love and flowers.
Not that I want to fall into the left/right paradigm, but to mention "the left" as if "the right" is any different is retarded.
GnosticAtheist 5 months ago
rofl read the newspaper text, it's gold.
giantblue 5 months ago
oh, you liberals are so funny with your blatant double standards.
$500 says that everyone on this page would consider it a hate crime if they changed the line "a stupid fuckface mormon" to a "stupid fuckface black person".
vulkanovich 5 months ago
@vulkanovich Already done by the video ""Representative Wants to Rid Congress of Gangmembers", which was funny as hell, where's my $500?
Wafflepudding 5 months ago
@vulkanovich Did you mean, "black person"?
davidhlusko 5 months ago
@vulkanovich you choose to be mormon.....you dont choose to be black
nikolasramsay 5 months ago
@nikolasramsay nahhhh.... I'm pretty sure that's a choice too :D Like who your parents are at birth :)
Kisuchan18 5 months ago
I lol'd hard.
uxtalzon 5 months ago
God, I thought they were going to say it struck Rebecca Black haah
Barphammer 5 months ago
FAMILY: VICTIM GONE TOO SOON; GLENN BECK SHOULD HAVE DIED 45 YEARS AGO
sjihaat 6 months ago 5
I knew Rebecca. She use to strangle kittens, and pour acid on orphans. She was nothing like this news report made her out to be.
None the less, that really should have been Glenn Beck in that grueling accident.
vjm3 6 months ago
Holy shit, Onion.
sjihaat 6 months ago
Speaking on his US radio show, rightwing broadcaster and Tea Party favourite Glenn Beck likens the young people massacred on the Norwegian island of Utøya to the Nazi party's youth wing.
Therefore; THANK YOU FOR THIS AMAZING VIDEO!
Greetings from Norway!
Englebarn78 6 months ago 31
@Englebarn78 Glenn Beck, poor excuse, masonic emblem on his sweaters, skull and crossbones on his cummerbund when wearing a tuxedo, the good old boys probably think he is really funny.
badattitude77769 5 months ago
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@Englebarn78 Glenn Beck, poor excuse, masonic emblem on his sweaters, skull and crossbones on his cummerbund when wearing a tuxedo, the good old boys probably think he is really funny.
badattitude77769 5 months ago
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icygood101 3 months ago
Where's the f&%king report about full body sneakers?
misterq0604 6 months ago 3
A real low for comedy
ypoons89 6 months ago
I'm a mormon, I'm a republican, but yeah, I have to agree that I don't agree with a lot of what Glenn Beck says, and most often when I actually do agree with him, I'm put off by the way he over-exaggerates everything.
That having been said,I think the Onion is usually genius. I'm not annoyed by this video because it's all about Beck bashing, I'm annoyed by it because it way too openly reveals the political bias of the people behind The Onion. they should mock nuetrally
sashenk5 6 months ago
@sashenk5
I don't think it reveals a Political bias. If anything, aside from the teaparty members, average republicans and democrats revile him for his obnoxiousness and stupidity. Still, I don't particularly approve of this video either. just because it's not very creative or clever considering the Onion's track record.
gargarensi 6 months ago
@sashenk5 Everything the onion do is biased, they are a satire news show and in order for satire to even exist there must be bias. In every video they do it is apparent they are mocking something they don't agree with, it's kinda the whole point... I love the onion.
acidmaniac 5 months ago
Oh god, I love Onion News!
BinkowStudios 6 months ago
This cunt recently compared the murdered teenagers in Norway to the Hitler Youth. He should've been on that island.
thestranger4812 6 months ago 6
i live in olathe kansas
Eddiethepig 6 months ago
The worst thing about Glenn Beck is that he's either completely wrong on almost every subject or makes biased exaggerations in his commentary to lay smears on the left. And that's worth wishing death on him?
He has never killed someone or raped a child, nor has he ever condoned such behavior. The only thing he's guilty of is what the likes of Lou Dobbs, Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, and Bill O'Reilly are guilty of...extreme media bias!
Juzlahindahaus 6 months ago
@Juzlahindahaus Yes, and his fearmongering and bullshit does more harm to America than any serial killer ever could. Controlling public opinion can be tremendously damaging, see: Adolf Hitler.
Sporegasm 6 months ago 4
If only it had been Glenn Beck that died yesterday instead of Amy Winehouse.
I wish Glenn Beck would take Justin Bieber along with him!
A86 6 months ago 4
I wish Glenn Beck would be gored to death by feral pigs as much as the next man, but what really surprises me is there enough fellow overweight crying baby clowns to keep him on the air.
AmilamtheAmicable 6 months ago 25
Aw the mormon found this mildly insulting :[ If your beliefs are laughable expect to be laughed at.
vicodinzz 6 months ago 2
I hate Glen Beck as much as any mildly intelligent human being does, however I am a Mormon and I found this mildly insulting; primarily because I though the Onion was above uninformed stereo typing.
ZILOGz80VIDEOS 6 months ago
@ZILOGz80VIDEOS too bad
fixajob1 6 months ago
@fixajob1 at least you didn't flame at me.
ZILOGz80VIDEOS 6 months ago
@ZILOGz80VIDEOS woah! i didnt even notice they mentioned mormonism :O
superdruid999 6 months ago
@ZILOGz80VIDEOS my condolences on having glen beck as a fellow believer btw. must be hard on you @_@
superdruid999 6 months ago
@superdruid999 and how...
ZILOGz80VIDEOS 6 months ago
Haha! Taking childishness to fucking artistic levels! Pure genius.
annedrodgyness 6 months ago
Laughed so hard I cried... 2nd best Onion video of all time.
jaxbm 6 months ago
ROFL!!!!! Fat dumb mormon fuckface lol.
Dw5ooo 6 months ago
She didn't even have little pig eyes.
WalterStudiosPro 6 months ago
Theres no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child!
regrocksradcore 6 months ago 130
@Zuwie3 The onion realizes both democrats and republicans are idiots. they make fun of Obama in ways that actually make sense. People wanting glenn beck dead makes more sense. Obama may be liberal, but he seems like an okay guy. glenn beck is a joke to his party.
TheOmnipotentPirate 7 months ago
Funny how onion makes this video and now Beck is supporting their pulitzer prize XD
Snowboarder3195 7 months ago
Wait? Is this true? Its funny but anyway, I am a Mormon and I cannot stand Glen Beck.
gb6710 7 months ago
@gb6710 It's the Onion :) They've been doing fake news for ages, but now they've got cameras!
DenoNomer 7 months ago
ROFL "Nike has announced a full bodied sneaker"
l instantly thought of that sock you can jump into in Mario
TreSelor 7 months ago
@Zuwie3 The Onion makes fun of Obama all the time...
It's getting old listening to conservatives whine that everyone is against them. People on both sides get shots taken at them whenever they do something dumb to deserve it. Hell, all the news has been talking about the past few weeks is a Democrat named Weiner's weiner.
Conservative media needs to stop playing the victim card. All they accomplish is to turn their listeners into irrational, paranoid nutjobs.
Thyrfing84 7 months ago 7
Im a small business owner and love the free market, but i would never support a wacko like him.
MrOnlinePsychology 7 months ago
@Zuwie3 cry me a river... with all the garbage, drivel, and empty threats beck spews from his mouth, he knows he's going to be in the crosshairs (to quote another shameless dumbass). i mean c'mon, this is the same idiot who claims that "globalism" is a bad thing. yeah.......... only a mormon would think that honestly
fluffynoses 7 months ago
A few years ago, the Onion was just a parody news team.
Have you seen america these days?
Not any more!
Myytmovies 7 months ago
omg theres new nike sneakers :D
jasonvoorheesfan606 7 months ago
@jasonvoorheesfan606 reebok...smh
codyscott14 7 months ago
@Zuwie3 Actually they did make jokes about Obama. Do a search.
pashun88 7 months ago
OMG i laughed my ass off the chair xD ONION <3
Nonchelanteful 7 months ago
aw man. that bunsen burned.....
mics7034 7 months ago
GOD DAMN IT GLENN!!!!
Warmsprite1w 7 months ago
@Zuwie3
Obama is cool. Nobody would want to get him.
And in case you missed the bigger point, the Onion is COMPLETELY REAL.
I saw them just last week on their coverage on the discovery on a new type of crime.
nisbahmumtaz909 7 months ago
No idea why that ski crashes video is advertised in this video, and got this many thumbs up. Must be bots or something.
FortuneInLies 7 months ago
Arguing on the internet is like the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you are still retarded.
jrcharekgmailcom 8 months ago 3
For some reason I thought he said Rebecca Black...
niriop 8 months ago
this is the funniest fucking video ever produced by the onion hands down
fluffynoses 8 months ago 115
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That prize goes to the "sony piece of shit"one... that shit's epic
CumtasticClimax 4 months ago
wtf is up with all these morman ads?
laynix 8 months ago
What the fuck is this bullshit?
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type in "ski crashes" in the youtube search box and click the video with stars on it to see the wickedest crashes ever
green6go 8 months ago 115
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Oh wow can bots vote now?
PumaOPumaOPumaO 8 months ago
"Fat dumb Mormon fuckface" LOL
choongd 8 months ago
ANOTHER argument? jesus fucking christ, youtube
Heliosphan15 8 months ago
Ahhh...satire
anonymous1461 8 months ago
Glenn Beck truly is a study in lying, bottom-feeding, racist, bigoted, douchebaggery. He is also suffering from Macular Dystrophy and may go blind. Along with Rush Limbaugh having made himself nearly deaf through his own hypocritical drug abuse, such a fate may serve as the second prong in their tag-team argument against the alleged death of irony.
macavitymacavity 8 months ago
@macavitymacavity
Hi...
I don't know too much about this Glenn Beck guy. Who is he and can you please give me an example of some of his lies and racist remarks please.
I like to use them as a reference for others.
Thanks.
ENDtheFED2012 8 months ago
@ENDtheFED2012 'I don't know too much about this Glenn Beck guy' - yes you do, you Tivo every second of his mewling drivel so you can freeze-frame his open mouth and imagine Limbaugh shooting his bile-ridden manpaste into it.
Your plan has FAILED, but no doubt you will wait a while before posting 'Oh, no comments? Perhaps he isn't a lying racist after all...?'.
Again, YOU FAILED. Try harder with your meta-fishing, noob.
maureenOWW 8 months ago
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ENDtheFED2012 8 months ago
@maureenOWW
Where is your proof that he is a liar and racist?
You must have proof of this...right?
I have proof that Obama is a racist. I have proof that Obama has added more to the National Debt then Bush did in the same amount of time in office. I have proof that Obama is just as BaD as Bush is/was.
Would you like to see that proof?
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Where is your Proof? If you don't have any,....then I have proof that YOU are a liar.
ENDtheFED2012 8 months ago
@ENDtheFED2012 I never said he was a liar and a racist; perhaps you've confused me with someone else. I said he mewled drivel. He's a mormon, (subtract the second 'm') it's part of his religion.
I await your APOLOGY for saying that I said he was a lying racist.
maureenOWW 8 months ago
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@maureenOWW
What would it matter of his religion? Does that make jews, christians, muslums, buddhists, satanists, atheists, deists, agnostics, and anyone else less credible because they have an opinion about some form of a deity?
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Since Obama claims to be christian i guess that would make him NOT credible either. Wait,... Obama is a christian and Beck is a christian.....hummmmmm.
So how does that work for you? What kind of formula do you use to calculate these things out in your head?
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@ENDtheFED2012 'Does that make jews, christians, muslums, buddhists, satanists, atheists, deists, agnostics, and anyone else less credible because they have an opinion about some form of a deity?' YES YOU ARE CORRECT.
Beck isn't a christian, he's a MORMON. Calling him a christian is like calling Bin Laden a muslim. Mormonism is a very tenuously 'christian' cult. They worship the old testament, not the new.
maureenOWW 8 months ago
@ENDtheFED2012 OOOH YOU BUGGER! You snuck ATHEIST AND AGNOSTIC IN THERE WITH THE CRAZY PEOPLE! Clearly, those two are MORE credible in their opinions than the magical folks.
Also, I like that you spelled MUSLUMS like that. Why not stick a Z in there too? MUZLUMS! I think you've probably never seen the word written down, am I right?
maureenOWW 8 months ago
@maureenOWW
Sooooo....... You have this proof of glenn Beck being a liar and racist....right?
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Give me any kind of proof what so ever.
I can give you proof that Obama is a liar !!!==>Gitmo, Iraq, The Debt, humanitarian efforts in Libya, .... do you want more?
ENDtheFED2012 8 months ago
@ENDtheFED2012 Also...couldn't you have wait a BIT longer before replying.....now everyone can see how I exposed your childish argumentative ploy, you silly billy.
I await your apology.
maureenOWW 8 months ago
@maureenOWW
But for you to come to the defense of the other individual's comment would also imply that you agree with his statement.
So again,... where is the proof that glenn beck is a study in lying and racism?
You also assume that I watch Glenn Beck and that I record his show in some way. Do you have proof for this as well?
If I made the statement that I do not know much about glenn beck and ask for proof that he is a lying racist,..what is wrong with that? I would ask for Obama as well.
ENDtheFED2012 8 months ago
@ENDtheFED2012 For the record, anyone who truly believes in supernatural beings (Gods, Angels, Demons) is generally less credible than one who doesn't.
'But for you to come to the defense of the other individuals comment would also imply that you agree with his statement.' - again, you are making things up; I never came to anyones defense, I haven't even READ the persons comment you are referring to. I merely noticed your pathetic ploy and pointed it out. Why not just admit you were wrong hmm?
maureenOWW 8 months ago
@maureenOWW
OK then,...I apologize for assuming that you were coming to the defense of the other persons statement since you lashed out at me for asking the person to show proof that Glenn Beck is lying and a racist.
What ploy is it if I ask a person to show proof of a slanderous statement that they make against another person. Wouldn't that proof back up that persons statement and sway my opinion against the person that the statement refers to? I did say that I do not know about Glenn Beck.
ENDtheFED2012 8 months ago
@maureenOWW
I am trying to form an opinion of Mr. Beck and to date can not find any falsehoods in any of his statements. Can you help me find some? I guess you could say I'm looking for that 'Gotta' on Beck. Do you know of any? I would also like to know the truth of him being a racist. I guess that would be another 'Gotta' for him I am looking for. Do you know of any? I do not like racists of any kind.
If you happen to know of any REAL proof ...cont'd...
ENDtheFED2012 8 months ago
@ENDtheFED2012
He pumps fear into people. If you can seriously listen to him then you must be so god damn afraid of everything around you.
Valladega 8 months ago
@maureenOWW
...cont'd... ie. self made videos and/or statements released by, or witnessed acts of, can you please link me to the articals or videos? Untill then if a person makes the statement that Glenn Beck is a liar or racist I will hold it as that persons opinion based solely off of emotions and 'feelings' and not facts.
As far as I am concerned, a person can have a religious belief and still be credible, so as long as they are factual in their statements involving reality. ...cont'd...
ENDtheFED2012 8 months ago
@ENDtheFED2012 As for things he has said that are untrue, let me just point out that he has said several times that God/Jesus/UnnamedSupernaturalForce has been guiding his life and career. Clearly, this is incorrect, and the ramblings of someone suffering from paranoid delusions (and narcissistic personality disorder).. If you DON'T think that this invalidates his critical reasoning then you too are suffering from delusions. See a mental health professional at once.
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@maureenOWW
I am sorry, I got the last word in. I will LET you get the last word in now. I WILL not reply back.
I know how narcissits like that. :)
ENDtheFED2012 8 months ago
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...cont'd... Just asking, are you a nihilist or an atheist?
I would love to ask you a whole bunch of questions about that considering you seem to be so enlightened.
ENDtheFED2012 8 months ago
@ENDtheFED2012 'I would love to ask you a whole bunch of questions about that' - I'm sure you would, however I have more important and challenging things to do than play pseudo-philosophical tennis against someone holding their racquet with their teeth. For example, I am designing a hedgehog activity centre.
Secondly, Beck doesn't make statements: he uses rhetoric. It allows him to imply the most ridiculous things without any proof. He is a paranoid fantasist and a disturbed, foul being.
maureenOWW 8 months ago 4
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Still nothing on that proof huh?
I guess that would make Obama just as insane, thanks for pointing that out!
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Ron Paul 2012
ENDtheFED2012 8 months ago
@ENDtheFED2012 LOL you want me to provide proof of something I never said or claimed was true? Are you insane?
maureenOWW 8 months ago
@maureenOWW ok so he and other conservatives predict what the outcome of obamas policies almost to a tee like how the muslim brotherhood is now taking control of egypt and the region.. o wait no the brotherhood is a peaceful organization with its roots in al quada and o yea osama came from that group... and he is a realist im sorry cnn and msnbc have warped you fragle littl;e mind
thesprintingchef 8 months ago
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@ENDtheFED2012 'cont'd... Just asking, are you a nihilist or an atheist?' - I'm an existential and moral nihilist, as all true atheists are.
'I will hold it as that persons opinion based solely off of emotions and 'feelings' and not facts.' - you've just summed up Glenn Becks performance right there. Clearly you HAVE been watching his show.
maureenOWW 8 months ago